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In all likelihood the Vikings 2023 season will end Sunday. Their season could be extended if GB, Seattle, and one of NO or TB all lose and the Vikings win, but let’s be real, there’s an incredibly small chance the Vikings win and and even smaller chance that all those other teams lose. 2023 has been a disappointing season from the start with a loss at home to an incredibly mediocre TB team, and just got worse as the season went along, especially after Kirk went down with a season ending total rupture of his Achilles tendon. Its a big unknown what the front office will do this offseason, will they re-sign Kirk and continue the “competitive rebuild”, enter a total rebuild and move on from all the high priced players more than or around 30, or just move on from Kirk and try to continue to be “competitive”?
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Outside of JJ who is the most impactful player on the team?

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Minnesota Vikings News:
Danielle Hunter and Andrew DePaola are starters for the NFL “Pro Bowl Games”, C.J. Ham, T.J. Hockenson, Josh Metellus, Garrett Bradbury, Christian Darrisaw and Harrison Smith are alternates.
According to one author, Garrett Bradbury, Dean Lowry, Marcus Davenport, and Josh Oliver have robbed the Vikings blind
Vikings vs Lions picks and odds from USA Today
Vikings injury report from Wednesday, Byron Murphy continues to be DNP, O’Neill as well
KOC announces Mullens will start the final game of the 2023 season
My favorite non QB draft prospect is Jer’Zhan Newton, not just because he’s incredibly talented, but also because he fills the Vikings biggest hole, which I’ve been pointing out all season
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Looks like Dalvin to the Ravens.
Preparing audit papers suck.
Just walked by a TV in other room – wife watching news.
Caption at bottom said – Clinton likes them young.
Made me laugh. Do you know any late middle age men with money that “like em old” ?
And then there’s the Hillary factor.
The difference is what young means and when that was said was 20 years ago and he liked em young young. Allegedly.
He’s always been trash.
Can’t think of a team to cheer for postseason. Hate them all.
Maybe just root that the refs don’t decide the outcome of the games. Wondering a little about Cowboy games.
Pretty sure Queasy 1st rounder will be cut next year. Sad statement screwing up 1st rounder, albeit 32.
Cine, i mean.
I thought Addison was pretty good.
Sucks, cut him.
Read Pats may be interested in Nix. They will have a high pick. He did well in the Fiesta Bowl or whatever. Playing in Senior Bowl i think. Ben says 2nd or 3rd round.
Do you not know the ‘we only talk about Kirk on Tuesday’ rule??
He’d have to be around to know these things.
But Admins are the end all/be all of rule enforcement.
AKA, Barney Fife, Bart the Mall Cop, Roscoe P. Coltrane and Inspector Clouseau.
It’s a joke ands made me laugh.
Soooo, prior to the season we could have had Kirk for 4 years at 80 mill,
now the word on the street is 2 years at 80 mill.
hmmm….
I call bullshit.
On which figure, the 1st, the last, or both?
Both. 2 is possible but I don’t see it happening. And there is absolutely no way in hell he offered to play for 20 mill a year and Kwesi turned him down.
But…but Mick posted it so it has to be true.
Fake satire website bleebs.
Summary:
2024 is Cine’s year according to bow
VP is insulted, also suggests reading Aspirin
Surly consumed 10 lbs of cookies and beer
Hun is throwing a party for himself
NoDak drank and slurred his speech at his party last night but denies being “drunk”
Mjolnir wonders if today is April 25th
Mick hasn’t posted in months but showed up today to demand money
Norse hopes to see donkeys get pounded
DE believes KAM will draft the QB from FSU
Freezey thinks KAM was too good looking at the 2022 draft, he also doesn’t care how many men KAM propositions
BSF refuses to read because he has eyes
VP thinks everyone on Skoloholics is an expert, even him
SoCal wants to execute Viking players
Jrob reports that an italian automaker did not create the Legion of Doom
Eggslusher is a Packer fan
Its a slo dae and I’m falling asleep at my desk.
‘SoCal wants to execute Viking players’
Only sometimes.
And not as much as I do the Refs/Replay Officials.
Me last night
whatttttttttttt…..
goes and looks at comments…
It’s what I do. I was looking for Brad too but he’s been gone longer than I it appears.
I’m a complicated fellow.
You
Brady’s deal with FOX 10 year, $375 mil. Holy shitsky, for a color guy.
$37.5 a year?
That is KC Money.
How is that structured?
How much is guaranteed?
Are their Void years?
Does he have a NTC?
LOL. Olsen was #1 color guy, not sure what he does. Brady prob be good, got the smarts.
$37.5 a year?
under $38 bucks a year is cheap
That is KC Money.
Is that what they pay in Kansas City?
How is that structured?
for $37.5 bucks, 2 dollars and 9 cents per game.
How much is guaranteed?
lets hope for Brady’s sake that the full $37.5 bucks is guaranteed
Are
theirthere Void years?Does he have a
NTCin broadcasting its called a non compete clause.?Well Plaid.
At first I thought that said, “for a colored guy.” Oops. What a racist.
Got a very pleasant surprise yesterday.
Usually like action, shoot em up, death and destruction movies.
Wife talked me in to going and seeing Ferrari movie yesterday.
Would say it was very good. Little more old time, character development and good story line.
Worth a view for those interested.
Solid film.
I went and saw The Iron Claw around Christmas time… that was very good. I didn’t know that whole story. My goodness.
Lady friend wants to see. Got a Readers Digest version of movie?
I mean it’s based on the actual life of that wrestling family and fuck I had no idea just how much tragedy that family endured. I remember liking the Texas Tornado growing up and he’s part of that family as well.
Pro Wrestling??
They might as well do a movie on Ballet.
Oh wait, they did do one of those.
I didn’t watch that one either.
My wife talked me into seeing Ferrari with the race car factor. Don’t think there’s any way I can entice her over wrestling.
Which one is Ferrari? Ford vs. Ferrari was good.
Just “Ferrari” is the name of the latest movie and the one I saw yesterday. Both are good movies.
What is it about?
The complicated life of Enzo Ferrari and now he built his car company into the present day Ferrrari.. Centers around his love of racing and his wife and mistress.
Don’t want to give away too much but it was well done. Directed by Michael Mann and wouldn’t be surprised if Penolpe Crus doesn’t get an oscar.
I love it! I still say though if that stiff arm to the face is legal (which is should be) defense contacting an offensive players face (not grab and turning) should also be legal. But it’s almost always a face mask. Shit needs to be both ways.
You certainly see defensive players taking big time shots from straight arms and it is almost never called on the offensive guys.
Exactly. Should go both ways.
The salt mines are beckoning again.
Back at it VP!
I have to get some softener salt over lunch, so I might as well get some candy, too.
It’s these kinds of things that makes me a bit of an efficiency expert. A lot of people wouldn’t think to combine the two tasks.
Can’t say I miss hauling softener salt down to the basement and loading it up.
Last game of the year and like a 3% chance of making the playoffs….
Obviously, if somehow we miraculously get in we’ll all be rooting for the Purple.
But if we don’t, which is likely, who will you be rooting for?
In these situations I pick a squad from both conferences and from those two, I’ll designate a ride-or-die who I want to hoist the trophy.
My AFC squad: Buffalo – Bills Mafia may be the only fanbase that can truly empathize with Vikings fans. 0-4 in the Owl. Buffalo once went 18 years without a playoff appearance. Honestly, they may have had it worse than anyone, including Minnesota.
My NFC squad: Rams – can’t pick the Lions. Don’t care that their fanbase has also suffered. I’ve always liked Stafford and still get sick when I think of Zimmer passing on Aaron Donald to take Tony Barr.
Ride or Die: Buffalo
while i feel for the bills, i don’t care if they have never won etc….. i think my AFC team is the Ravens. Lamar is just super fun to watch…
I like Baltimore too – but that’s too easy. They’re probably the best team in football and probably going to the owl. Don’t hate them. But unless it’s Minnesota I’ll never root for a 1 seed. Unless they play FTP.
listen….
do not judge me for deciding to cheer for the best team in football…
LET ME HAVE THIS, MJOLNIRSHGFHRSSR
Bobby Newport Rec!
wow. you say that but give me no rec? screw you, man
I’ll give you some street cred.
I have always said I cheer for the Lions if they are in the playoffs and the Vikings aren’t. Just never met that ass hole Lions fan like every other team haha, I like cheering for that underdog story. With that said… Packers. Have to cheer for Tucker. I don’t care what team he’s on even if it’s the worst of all possible 32 teams.
I wore a Packer jersey to US Bank Stadium last week, but I was head to toe Vikings gear otherwise haha. Spent the day with his fam. Is what it is… I hope he gets traded! haha.
oh, you know tucker from the packers?!?!
i would have never known…………………………………………………….
Well the question is who are you going for and I always feel the need to defend my position because if I wasn’t me I would be giving me shit for it as well haha.
F Tucker Kraft, and F SDSU <3
Only time I will root for them, but yes, GoGriz. Mountains rule.
Go Jacks!
Nah you got your one win for the past decade.
I am with you…KFEY, Go Grizzlies!!
unfortunately they are going to get their assess kicked.
Someone is grumpy their team isn’t in the Championship game! It’s going to be like being at that Viking Packer game next year at the SDSU and Augie game haha. Got to cheer for Augie even though we know what the outcome will be.
Meh, not that invested in College ball. I watched maybe half the games if that this season. But being in the Dakotas all the salty SDSU fans have turned into Packer fans now and are bragging now that they are finally good after a decade of getting their asses kicked. Its annoying people from two different directions now.
The way Tucker drove Evans into the dirt with that stiff arm warmed my heart.
That was awesome.
It was amazing! I really hope they just give the full starting position back to Musgrave. I get it, he is straight line 40 faster but Musgrave isn’t a TE, he’s a big WR.
Same with Buffalo, they’ve been an odd team this year, very unlucky according to the analytics but I’ve always liked them going back to the Jim Kelly, Andre Reed, Thurman Thomas era.
In the NFC I hate fuck the packers, Dallas, fuck the saints, and the shiteaters, I’m ok with LA, I can’t cheer for any other teams in the NFCN, though if I did it would be Det, TB I could not care less about, they’re probably the most uninspiring team to possibly make the playoffs. That leaves me with SF, who has several players I like and the team and HC aren’t total douchebags, I also like seeing Mr. Irrelevant being successful as QB1.
I’m cheering for Zombie Flacco and the Lions.
They were almost my pick too. I loved Bernie Kosar as a kid. Watching an old vet come off the couch and play well has been fun.
“Watching an old vet come off the couch”
So that is what Davenport has been up to.
Not judging but it explains why he doesn’t have the energy to play football.
Lions fans really have been talking a lot of trash on Twitter lately.
Even more so than the Packers.
In of the opinion that we should just hate all the teams in the north.
You can obviously hate the Packers more, just as long as you hate them all.
In the NFC cheering for the Rams,
AFC cheering for the KC Swifties….
Gross why KC? Annoying players and even more annoying fanbase and a walking health alert at head coach. Bleh
I have a co-worker who is a huge Chiefs fan and as there are usually only 4 of us in the office I enjoy talking football with her.
Also, the whole Swift spectacle would be fun through the playoffs.
When Reid lost his son few years back, sort of developed a. soft spot for him.
Was it heart failure?
Drog overdose as I remember.
Your idea and my idea of fun is clearly different. I have a co worker who is a Packer fan, we dont talk football because F them lol.
Any AFC team except the Chiefs of course. NFC – Rams Or Lions. Everyone else can get bent.
AFC – Buffalo
NFC – Detroit
From reading posts here for some tine now it seems the concept of “competitive rebuild” is not held in high favor or all that positively. Am I interpreting this correctly?
Yeah, going somewhere between 7-10 and 10-7, making the playoffs sometimes only to choke or get curb stomped early in the playoffs is getting old.
That is true. But believe this is similar to the idea “good is the enemy of great.”
Believe it’s pretty well documented how to properly go from good to great. In fact there’s a wonderful book on how to do it.
Now, of course, any type of “rebuilt” – total or not – will fail if not done properly. Maybe thinking execution is more improvement.
Art of the Deal?
No. “Good to Great”. Was written after the first book “Built to Last” which talked about excellent companies and how they stood the test of time.
Second book was written with OK how do we get there.
Point is there is nothing wrong with being “good” and it need not nor should it be an impediment to being “great.”
I think a lot of the angst over the “competitive rebuild” is misdirected.
A.) It was a joke.
B.) I think the problem many of us have is that the Vikings seem to be happy with good and are afraid to try to make moves to be great because they are too afraid of not being good.
Oh sorry.
I have no idea about happiness of people.
What moves?
Tell me something for example. Do the Niners, Ravens, Steelers to name a few – have identities as teams? And have so for a number of years.
What is our identity?
If you’re unsure of that, how can you draft the right players?
The Legion of Boom was not created by fiat. They went out and drafted the exact type of players to play the defense they wanted to play. they did not get the players and say oh well what kind of defense do we want to play.
Having right people at the top, knowing exactly what they want to do. and then executing it properly is the right formula.
Insightful take.
And way to complicated for the likes of me.
Simple take – get right people at top. develop identity. get right people (players) to execute identity.
Oh, given this, was Davenport that the type of player to bring in?
We were going for the “We really don’t want to play” identity.
Pricy and unavailable?
so for you and NDR – there’s this and there’s Cine. No matter what method of rebuild, the guy calling the shots has to make the right calls.
‘has to make the right calls.’
Thats a Rog,
#Duh
Not only the Wilfs, but many fans think 9-8 and a playoff game is enough for them. @we don’t want to be worser@
The Wilfs and many fans may indeed be scared of gettin “worser.” (like the word).
But that does not mean you do need to get worser to get really good.
This is what people fail to understand.
Which is why many don’t want to move off of Cousins to draft a QB.
Too scared to get worser.
I occasionally feel like ‘executing’ some of our players.
Not as often as the Ref/Review Officials though.
So very much
Of course would never do it.
But it can cross my mind occasionally.
I was taught that thoughts were not a sin it is what you did that counted.
And those of you thinking ‘thou shall not covet….’ that means more than a thought.
Covet, √erb.
yearn to possess or have (something)
Everyone on here is an expert. Including me. Competitive rebuild has been happening in the NFL for a long time. Some people are just angry and want to blow everything up. I also get that.
Understand. There’s lot of routes to drive from Chicago to San Francisco. But seldom is gong thru Austin,TX necessary. Still get there, but wow
nodak, perhaps you spoke to this earlier down below but i’m not going to go look…
how did the party go last night?
He got drunk
He re-created the ‘Old Time Rock & Roll’ scene from ‘Risky Business’ complete with sock-footed slide and tighty-whitey’s….
I did not get drunk….o.k. maybe just a little, I failed to eat food which unexpectedly lowered my tolerance.
The party went great, a good time was had by all, all of the food was eaten and much of the alcohol was drunk. But we are old so it was pretty tame…
Among the 10 consuming adults…18 beers, a half bottle of wine, and a half a handle of whiskey. Hell in my younger days I could nearly do that myself.
Exactly what a drunk would say!
What’s a handle of whiskey?
Its the big 1.75 ml bottle, they all come with handles because they are too large to carry by putting your hand around them.
1.75 mL is all the whiskey you could afford to share among 10 adults? What a cheap skate.
oops…1.75 liter bottle.
by math that comes out to 37 standard drinks consumed, by 9 individuals…1 brought her own.
My liver hurts just reading that.
My liver has requested the rest of January off, I think I will grant the request.
Surly brewing makes really good zero calorie THC seltzers.
Pretty sure those are not as harsh on my liver vs their beer.
Was a great time, got pics of the host passed out with “Go Pack Go” in black Sharpie on his chest and cherry tomatoes in his eye sockets.
Ha!
You guys see the news out of Perry Iowa this morning? Another school shooting…sounds like the principal was shot….
Get ready for the “Lets take everyone’s guns away” crowd.
Need to distract from all the pedophiles being exposed. Steven Hawking? Are you serious?
I heard the stuff about Hawking but did they finally release the list? Watch people from both sides try and defend the scum bags on his client’s list.
Last night. I’ve already seen lefties screaming that Trump was mentioned without realizing or mentioning that Trump’s name is in the court documents in this type of scenario:
Interviewer: Was Trump there?
Victim: No, I never met Donald Trump and never heard of him being a part of anything.
Interviewer: Are you sure Donald Trump wasn’t there?
Victim: Yes.
There’s some pretty bad stories about Dershowitz too and a couple big time CEOs.
Just incredible it’s taken this long to release… what are they trying to distract us from that’s worse? lol.
Ask Dick Durbin maybe.
The list of people who were on the Flights to Esptein Island.
Yeah, the flight logs will never be released. They will stay locked in congress and the FBI building.
Tennessee GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn is pushing hard to get them released, says she won’t stop.
Clintons might have to take her out.
I am sad to hear of her impending suicide.
Maybe they will go with a ‘fatal car jacking’ this time it is DC after all.
Those logs may not even exist anymore.
If the flight logs get released, it would probably destroy Hollywood and Washington DC.
Yep, but you know if Trump or any other big name R was on there they would have leaked already.
Oh I expect there to be a few Rs on the list.
Mayhaps not as many or as ‘big name’ as Hollywood or Dems but you can find Pervs anywhere you find money and power.
Oh there will be for sure. Bush, Haley, Chaney wouldn’t surprise me. Romney wouldn’t be a surprise at all either.
Dershowitz
Copperfield
MJ
Clinton
Hawking
Trump
those are the names I’ve seen so far.
article I read mentioned that Trump hadn’t been accused of wrongdoing thus far.
It’s not just a list though. It is transcripts of interviews so anybody just listing names is being dishonest. Copperfield was mentioned that he performed magic at a lunch. Dershowitz should be in prison or worse. Clinton “likes em young”. Hawking somehow participated in orgies.
The Hawking thing IS WILD! I mean, just imagine that robot voice in an orgy.
I’ve seen jokes about it involving midgets too. Not sure if there is any truth to it or just the internet taking things as far as they can past reality.
Agreed. And Dershowitz has claimed all along that he’d get the accuser Giuffre thrown in jail once he proved her false.
It was a big nothing burger for the elite media because Orangeman wasn’t involved in crimes.
I would assume that is about the only way Mr. Hawking could have an happy ending.
I mock thee
I like those 1st 2 picks…but not crazy about the rb with our 4th pick. just seems like we have so many other more pressing needs.
Kind of, but rb is definitely a need, Mattison sucks and Chandler is a complimentary back
Mocks and drafts not really my thing – nor bright enough either for that matter.
But given our offense, why not pick Penix over McCarthy at QB
Penis was already gone, I like JJ better anyway
Those first 3 picks would be filthy. Nubin is a playmaking stud. Newton would be an immediate upgrade and McCarthy is my favorite QB in this draft. The Henderson pick isn’t terrible either, Mattison isn’t the guy and Chandler not great in pass pro.
Yeah, after the first two rounds I don’t know much about guys unless they play in the Big Ten, especially the Gophers, but Newton was a game wrecker impact player in college.
Can confirm. He was a force in the NU/Illini game – Huskers won that game 20-7 but he basically forced them to run stretches and tosses to the outside. Completely controlled the interior.
Auto rec for JJ McCarthy
Has QB. Upvote
It’s burrito-o-clock!
that sounds yummy!
I had to go get a smoothie a few minutes ago….seems like I am a little dehydrated for some unknown reason this morning.
Grab a Bloody Mary – hair of the dog….
I have actually never tried doing that…does it work?
Temporarily
Keep going all day and it works just fine.
The key is not going so far that you make the following day worse or you just have to keep going for multiple days.
I think I will stick with the smoothie…my liver thanks me.
Lol….
It works if you just get drunk again
Yes, but you are better off drinking some pickle juice and lots of water.
or Liquid IV
25 years ago today Jesse Ventura was sworn in as Governor of Minnesota….
Good times.
Would like to say Minnesota has upgraded at that position…but no, they haven’t.
Yeah, I remember that, he got massive turnout from college kids because he said he would not under any circumstances raise tuition, then he raised tuition. As far as outside the box independent type of people these day, I think Pete Najarian would have a good chance at getting elected governor.
Didn’t he also piss off the Catholic Diocese in Minnesota?
Maybe, I don’t remember that though, he is a weird conspiracy theorist though
I could be remembering this wrong. Thought he pissed off the Catholics early in his tenure as Governor. You’re right about the conspiracy theorist thing – heard several interviews he’s done on a local show here in Nebraska. Entertaining, but nutty….
Retaliate in 98!
Did Minnesotans ever think they would miss the days of Jesse the Body?
I was tempted to click on the “robbed Vikings blind” article, but decided whoever wrote it is an idiot for adding Josh Oliver to it.
We got exactly what we expected out of him. Guys an elite blocker who can catch when asked.
Also, Bradbury is playing about as good as you can expect out of him.
He’s been up and down this year.
And was especially awful against the Packers, with a pass blocking score in the single digits.
But he also had some really decent games too. Especially early on.
Lowry and Davenport were a waste though.
I got eyes and don’t need an article to tell me that.
Yep. – the “eyes” are usually pretty good. These guys that write articles like this, guess something to do and get paid.
If you read the article he writes that it isn’t Oliver’s fault but still a waste of money because he’s an elite blocker but the Vikings only run 35% of the time.
Bradbury is a piece of shit and always will be, he can be cut in the offseason with zero ded cap, one of the better moves by Kwesi honestly, they could definitely upgrade that position
‘it isn’t Oliver’s fault’
So now when someone throws money at you and then ignores you it equates to you ‘robbing them blind’??
Doubt/hope I never understand these ‘woke’ takes.
Now I went and read the article.
I suck.
I don’t really care enough about Bradbury to defend his play these last couple of weeks.
Overall, spotrac has him at #17 for pay, and his year long off score is 60.
Basically paid a center mediocre pay for inconsistent results.
Bit of hype to pretend he’s Davenport like.
But he does suck.
So might as well cut him.
in a “what should be a preposterous statement” statement, it’s now safe to say…
Lewis Cine is a worse draft pick than Christian Ponder…
kyle hamilton is a stud. what a swing and miss by KAM
Hey, he got his 1st tackle…he is about to break out.
i don’t care how many guys KAM hits on, this one is gonna remain in my chamber, locked and loaded
YUP. On top of trading back with not one, but two division rivals and allowing them to get WR’s that could burn us for years – those WR’s haven’t exactly panned out, but still. Take Hamilton!
KAM definitely being too cute in that first draft….
hoping he has learned his lesson.
this was my thought as well…wanted to prove to everyone that the New GM could make deals and outsmart others….bit him in the ass for sure.
I don’t find KAM attractive, but that’s just me
But he’s the Captain now…
The GB trade was actually really good for the Vikings in terms of value, the Det one was absolutely the opposite.
So what did we get from that trade that was so ‘valuable’?
draft picks
So ‘a chance at something valuable’?
That KAM turned into Booth and Ingram instead.
Correct, the value of the picks they got was quite a bit higher than what they gave up, now the players they drafted is another thing, but really, none of the picks from either team have done much
The Detroit trade was awful.
Agreed.
I left the DN when it was explained to me constantly that I couldn’t evaluate the trade until we saw what the players became.
‘The Trade’ was bad and it became worse once we saw what we had in Cine and what we could have gotten.
Vikings should sign him.
Dom Clare? who is that?
Saw that video last night. Wild.
If this season is it for Harrison I will be a bit sad, he’s been the most consistent player on this team pretty much every year he’s played here. He’d definitely a hall of famer, I can’t think of a single safety better than him for about a 6-7 year stretch in his prime.
Absolutely love Hitman. And he’s definitely a HoFer… won’t be first ballot, but he’ll get in.
I think its time. He’s showing his age. He had a little blast from the past with the Carolina game but, other than that its been, not good. He was my favorite defensive player since he was drafted, and faves over all.
Yeah, he played well early in the season but you can see he’s running out of gas
Agreed. He is a great player who will be missed once he is done.
Thats a good article.
Made this for you. you guys love big Mocks.
LOL….
Penis Jr at 28?
No way as in “He won’t be there”
or no way as in “That’s a reach”?
i’m sure if he is, KAM will still screw it up and draft Bo Nix
KAM is going to wait for the FSU QB.
Since he is injured, KAM can get him at a discount.
This was mythought as well.
He’s pretty good though. just older I belive.
He sucks and is old, so does/is Penix
Has QB. Upvote
We desperately need an game-wrecker on the IDL.
An absolute earth mover – someone that can push the pile and drive centers and guards into the pocket.
I almost think this is more important than QBOTF
Almost.
when i watch ALMOST EVERY TEAM WE PLAY AGAINST decimate our interior Oline, i think boy that would be nice to have right about now…
Same. I miss the Williams Wall.
We also need a center that doesn’t get destroyed by earth movers.
That’s help too.
Looks like players association might have issues of how the donkeys handled Wilson and his contract. Hope they pound them.
Bit of a different thought but a little along he thinking Ben is talking about.
We aren’t really going to far without a good defense. Flores may go or not.
But how can you build a good defense bringing in a new DC with a different philosophy every year?
I don’t think Flores is going anywhere unless BB leaves NE, I could see that being the one job he and the team would fit. His lawsuit complicates things and defensive coaches aren’t getting hired at nearly the rate of offensive guys. More than likely he comes back IMO.
Hope so. Can’t keep changing defensive schemes every year.
This feels accurate to me as well. Especially considering the way the defense has been exposed the last few weeks. I think we keep him for one more year.
What he’s accomplished over the course of the entire season is impressive when you consider the level of “talent” on the defense.
Completely agree – he did a phenomenal job. The lack of another bonafide playmaker was glaring at the end. Curious what he can do if Minnesota is able to get him some talent in FA/Draft for that side of the ball.
Agreed, I think he will stay, unless NE offers him their HC position.
See Cook rumored to Browns, now Dallas.
wow…
Dear Ben,
Your bill is due.
Same with you Brad.
See you on Sleeper 🙂
Mick in a work release program?
Nah, I’m in a busy program. HAHA
the chaos of the offseason is upon us now.
Hey fellar.
Brad is…..
He mentioned a few days ago, in ‘the mythical words up top’, that he has had an incredibly busy/hectic/event filled holidays season.
Then mentioned he wasn’t going to bore us with the details.
Apparently that also means he is going to bore us with his presence either.
Goooooose morning!
Is it draft day yet?
Skol
Ben’s question. If we were the Niners, I wouldn’t say Purdy. Given it’s us and we won quite a few games without JJ (for sure our “best” player), I’d say it has to be the QB position – whoever is playing, win or lose.
Interesting index up top…I knew we sucked but I didn’t know we were the suckiest.
I know you are all wondering…..
The party went well last night, folks showed up and stayed for about 3 hours, the food went, the booze went and a good time was had by all.
I woke up with a tinge of a headache and my wife said I was slurring my words at the end of the night….@but she is a known liar@. So I probably had 1 more than I should have. In retrospect, I should have eaten.
Seems you got yourself in just about the right “condition.” Well done.
Sounds like a fun evening, nice!
Did your wife put out cherry tomatoes?
She put out a vegetable trey, I do not believe the cherry tomatoes were present. Thank goodness.
Doesn’t surprise me, I couldn’t tell you the last time an interior lineman made any sort of pressure, sack, or batted pass, which is an underrated skill that absolutely none of the current DTs have. Kevin Williams had a ton of them in addition to pressures and sacks. The Vikings haven’t had anyone like that since he left.
Agree, interior pass rush a serious prob. Amongst others. Anyone know much about Bo Nix? Seen his name a couple times, dual threat guy? Wouldn’t mind a Minshew and a qb in first. Not at all a Kirk hater, i hate his contract. We need a good draft and as much money as we can get for FA’s.
I pretty much like any QB they draft until they prove they suck (Hall, Mond, Ponder)
I am a kirk hater (QB, not human. Dude seems to be the nicest QB since Teddy)
, but bringing him back on a 2 year deal is probably the best option.
Nix, well Oregon QBs seem to be very productive in college but suck ass in the NFL, Mariota was very similar to Nix in that he was also a dual threat kind of QB but has been terrible in the NFL. 2nd or 3rd round for Nix, not first.
What do you think of Cam Ward?
As a late round guy I like him.
Same. I think he has an impressive skill set but lack of competition is a problem. Made a decent leap from Incarnate Word to WSU.
Thorsday!
Thorsday (non-thirsty version unfortunately, have to work tomorrow)!
No booze for me either. Not “Dry January”, but it is “A lot less booze and less often” January.
10 pounds of Christmas cookies and Brown Ale to work off. Going well so far.
Same here…
Working on a similar plan, as in “less booze, less often”, just have to survive my birthday (Saturday) . Once those festivities have been dealt with it’s “pretty dry January” time.
Do you have to throw your own party like they do in Germany?
Yup, that’s how they do it over here. Will host some friends tomorrow night, Saturday afternoon is reserved for the family at my sister’s place.
Now that my party is over and the Vikes are done I am going to go for a less booze January as well.
This is a copy and paste from last night.
I have been insulted.
Ok Ben, read the Myth series by Robert Asprin. Very funny fantasy series.
If you like some horror or light horror, try any of Robert McCammon’s works pre-2000 ish. One of my favorites is the epic Swan Song.
A series I just recently discovered is the Atlantis series by Thomas Greanias. I have read the first two of the trilogy and have enjoyed them.
If you enjoy the old pulp books, there is an author that is an expert on that type of book and has written some new Tarzan, Doc Savage and Sherlock Holmes stories (he was authorized by the respective copyright holders). His name is Will Murray. Some of his works are a little spotty, however he mostly does a great job. He also ghost wrote some of the Destroyer series.
If your taste are more towards literature, you should check out The Library of America. They have an extensive library of American authors with a wide range of subjects. I have collected a lot of those. One of the series that I particularly enjoyed was American Sermons: The Pilgrims to Martin Luther King Jr. They have authors from Twain to Lovecraft to Hammett to Poe to Longfellow (a whole collection of poems which is rather interesting) to Hemingway and a ton more.
If you are in to more collectible books, try the Folio Society out of London. They have all of the Ian Fleming Bond books bound in cloth and encased in a slipcase. They have a reward winning artist that illustrated the books with some striking images.
That’s probably enough to get you started.
I think I enjoyed Thieves World by Asprin.
I notice there is no love for Roger Zelazny. He was one of my favorites back in the day.
Lord of Light, specifically, and some of his short stories.
I’m not a big fantasy reader but I did read a lot of Asprin’s works. I am also rebuilding my Thieves World series as I lost those in the flood also. Piers Anthony also has a lot of good stuff.
Yes, I remember finding a first edition of “But What of Earth?”. At Uncle Hugo’s bookstore as a teenager.
Sad to say it ended up at half price books 25 years later.
Thanks VP, I’ll check those out.
you should have said tl;dr
tl;dr
Question of the day: if Bud Grant had been given the option of using Gatorade in Super Bowl IV, what would his response have been?
A. Certainly! I am always interested in any new developments in sports science that might give my team the edge in the stifling heat!
B. If my team gets thirsty, they can suck the sweat out of their jockstraps.
C. I’m going to count to three. If you aren’t out of my sight by then, the body count of my shotgun will be 1,392 geese, 2,742 ducks and one sports witch.
B
B
B
B
From what I’ve read about Bud Grant…
B
Probably B.
But C would be a fun alternative.
A is unpossible.
GM
FTP
SKOL
Whomever they play at QB has had the most impact, positive and negative, all season
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
I meant more like positive impact but you’re right. My overall point though is that the Vikings have a dearth of players able to make impact plays, you’ve got JJ and I guess cousins kind of Hunter but when was the last time he had a sack or strip sack say a critical time? Harrison made some big plays at critical moments early in the season but hasn’t since the Carolina game. Go back a few years and you had Thielen Diggs cook Kendricks Smith Hunter etc
Never really going anywhere until we get some high quality players on the defense.
There are some solid players like Pace and Bynum, but nobody really makes any big plays on a regular basis.
I’d say Metellus – outside of Hunter. He’s had some big stops, timely turnovers. Also gotten burned in coverage.
Yeah, once in a while he’ll make a big play one way or the other, I like him though
2024 is Cine’s year.
Perfect time to rebuild. Trade JJ and start over.
Addison has shown some flashes.
He and JJ together could be deadly when they are both healthy and we have a competent QB to throw to them.
Vikings win
Atl wins
Chi wins
AZ will be winning with 1:00 left in the game and some unbelievable play or call by the refs will allow Seattle to win at the end.
I will watch the game and take a gummy induced nap.
Team is in full rebuild mode, or should be. This 7-9 wins per year could go on for years.
Tear off the band-aid and start over, dammit.
That’s what they’ve been my entire lifetime outside of once every ten years or so going to an NFCCG or once every 20 years or so being a complete dumpster fire.
@But we would be way worse if not for a certain QB on the roster…..@