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Very entertaining day today guys. Good job.
I enjoyed a few good conspiracy theories, especially when people used to write books about them. Those books always have a small but dedicated audience that is willing to pay good money for the few books available. Good old supply and demand.
Radio said FJB tested positive to COVID.
Yes just hear on news – had to cancel an event.
Skeptic in me wonders if he is just looking for some sympathy given all the Trump stuff.
I guess I’m liked DE at this point, just gone and skeptical of anything coming from this administration.
Don’t forget that he said he would drop out for a medical reason. Any chance this turns into complications from covid that means he can’t continue, especially now that Shifty Shiff, Pelosi’s little boy has publicly called for him to step down?
Would certainly give him an out with a bit of saving face. Good theory.
Covid doesn’t even matter anymore. Even the CDC says to treat it like a normal cold. If a cold was not a big enough deal a couple of weeks ago to keep him off the debate stage, then why is it so bad now that he has to go home? That is of course believing his debate performance actually had anything to do with a cold, but you don’t get to cancel events for a cold after saying you were on the stage with Trump with a cold. I don’t buy any of it and would not be surprised if he’s out by the end of day Friday. Most likely midday tomorrow or early afternoon to take attention away from Trump’s speech at the RNC.
I don’t buy the COVID either. But I like your ‘medical excuse’ theory.
After Schiff ( Pelosi) today, he knows he’s on life support.
And you have the added benefit of taking attention away from Trump? I’d bet 20 bucks right now that Biden is out. I don’t know how you use Covid as a medical excuse to get it done by the time Trump speaks tomorrow but we’ll see. It will happen within the next week though.
So has Chuckie Schumer
Think RNC is 2 hours tonight, then the Open starts very early tomorrow morning. Glad i’m retired.
Get to hear JD tonight and Trump tomorrow
QOTD. Are we assuming Addison is suspended? Guess Powell or Nailor is only option. Doubt Hock plays. With our IOL i think whoever qb is it will be ugly.
What about getting Renfrow?
He’s a free agent right?
I think that’s a good move at this point.
I think so and I think he’d be a solid add even before Addison’s idiocy, unless he has Voldemort’s agent.
Just wonder how much patience the Purple will have with Addison.
How much would you have with him at this point?
You’d think given WR salaries he would be focused. Guessing he’s already lost money even if he does not F up again.
This is strike two. My feelings noted earlier today.
Seriously, do you think losing him for a game or two matters that much. We lost JJ last year and JA stepped up. Now without JA we will have JJ to step up.
If fillins for Hock can be just OK, think we’ll be fine.
When Jets was out they had Hock though and I think with or without Addison that Renfrow would be a good add at the right price.
Probably not.
But if you want to light a fire under his ass, bringing in someone might help.
That is a great point. Obviously the tough talk from KOC last year didn’t.
There’s a report out this afternoon that the local police are absolutely pissed at the Feds. They claim they never had any tactical resposibility., were only asked to provide traffic control. And their folks reacted in reaction to the attendees seeing the shooter.
SS is lying their asses off.
Yeah, a town official (maybe the guy in the video) was on Fox a little bit ago and said he was pissed and couldn’t take it anymore with his cops being thrown under the bus and that they absolutely had zero responsibility other than traffic control. This Cheatle chick is going to burn.
Until I hear some evidence to the contrary, this was an inside job of planned and coordinated incompetence. Wouldn’t shock me one bit if an FBI informant was in the area scouting potential loners and suggesting an easy target to a would be assassin near the rally.
You’re winning me over. This level of incompetence actually takes effort. The more you hear, it becomes more unreal.
Interesting……
Bow,
I won’t (can’t) discuss the Trump case, but you might note this is a fake news story. This occurred back 2017, and the agent was “retired” with a pension. The poster here deliberately misrepresented the facts to enrage people.
It did feel ‘off’.
Even if an agent felt that way, putting that on social media would be the kiss of death for them (metaphorically speaking).
Thanks for pointing that out. I just saw that but have been rapped up in some minor work emergencies of my own. The whole thing is still hinky, but it was not my intention to say a Trump hater was on his detail if that was not the case. It would be pretty surprising, but in the current light of things, at the same time not that surprising. There are much bigger issues in this one that are real though and I apologize for that one.
Also, I might have been messing with DE a little bit, but that’s just a maybe.
Climate Change is way more important than people getting hurt.
Like FJB 7.5 billion allocation for 500,000 charging stations 3 years ago. Only 490,000 to go.
Yep.
But it’s more like 499,990 to go.
Yep. Meant that.
See SS is being referenced as:
Keystone cops
DEI Hard
10 in 3 years. This may take it while.
Not even. More like 7.
Think 7 is the#
Yep. It’s 7.
I rounded up.
Just got this CFO Job alert in my email.
Made me chuckle.
Maybe it helps Ben out.
Nice to meet you!
Just out of curiosity – what do bras have to do with the CFO business? Would have thought something to do with numbers or accounting maybe.
Interesting read though.
They are looking to hire a CFO.
Hope they find a nice small breasted one. Always good to enjoy the company’s products.
It would be funnier if they hired Dolly Parton style.
Ain’t no bra invented going to hold them down.
I’d hope not. They’re supposed to hold em up.
Kinda feels like it’s a tranny company.
Well. All rejected applicants can apply to be SS agents.
A chief financial officer is typically required of any company with an annual revenue of over 5 mil.
Have hired a couple of CFO’s and don’t think we ever put out an add quite like that.
I just applied, I believe 100% in their mission, all boobs, small or large, deserve to be celebrated, I believe that will be my opening line of the interview.
Makes me want to buy a bra.
You’re welcome.
Might be counter intelligence psyop since it’s from a rival.
I’m in full blown conspiracy mode.
i won’t be excited until i see he has earned the respect of EVERYONE, not just “alot of guys”
Usually seeing a young prospect in a real NFL game playing against a real NFL defense is a good measure of excitement degree.
as of now, he won’t play a single game for the vikings as HE ISN’T UNDER CONTRACT
I am ready for pre season practice games.
I am looking forward to watching him play.
Practice and preseason games are like watching batting practice to me. Get real interested when the actual games start.
Seeing if our second stringers can beat another teams fourth stringers is not my thing.
Yep.
It is interesting just to see football being played, but you can’t really draw too many serious conclusions from the practice games.
Baller on the field?
Keep it in the bedroom, JJ. Sheesh…
The purple persuasion sucks and just posts clickbait, reports from credible sources who actually know things, like Paul Allen, suggest he is scheduled for a total redshirt in 2024
Isn’t Addison quite the team player for doing his part to draw attention away from all the political goings-on?
FTFY
It’s not Tuesday, but I guess we could start a Kirko discussion.
Oh boy, there’s so much new ground to be plowed there. Had been wondering what size sneakers he wore in eighth grade.
I see SI did not have him in the top 10 QB list.
Good thing he is still paid like a top 10 QB.
HoF agent, Above average QB.
I saw that one too.
Didn’t really get me interested since it’s true.
I read that list. Interesting as these things go.
Love wasn’t on list but would bet he will be by year end.
Not a trump supporter, and I also hate diaper Joe.
Everybody that is a politician sucks.
The talk is about everything, including world events and since there is little to no Vikings news at the moment, the void will get filled with something (also, if you look there is talk about Addison, JJ and Turner).
That is true.
Plus, most of us that were on the DN left that site because of the intense scrutiny of offending posts, and silly banning.
People here tend to be more “free speech” minded, and that also leans to the right.
I still hate every politician.
If I had to pick an affiliation, it would be libertarian.
I need to watch that show.
Whewwww. Thank God Trump isn’t a politician.
Correct. He is a businessman.
I watch a lot of sports, read a lot about sports (many different ones) and my wife says I’m a sports nut. And she will on occasion remind me that ‘sometimes’ there are things bigger than sports. You suppose an attempted assination of a former President is such an event.
Trump Indicted For Inciting Assassination Attempt
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-indicted-for-inciting-assassination-attempt
Here’s the official story so far:
A random 20 year old acting completely alone walked within 150 yards of a presidential campaign rally with a rifle, climbed onto a rooftop in full view of Secret Service snipers, set up his shot and fired without anyone intervening and with no help from anyone.
This 20 year old is also so politically radical as to attempt an assassination and yet not radical enough to have ever posted any political writings or commentary on any social media site ever in his life.
He also wrote no manifesto and left behind no indication about why he did it.
His last and only political act, before attempting to kill the Republican candidate, was to register as a Republican.
You must believe this and ask no questions about it or else you are a conspiracy theorist.
And one thing we know about assassination attempts is that there’s never any conspiring involved.
‘You must believe this and ask no questions about it or else you are a conspiracy theorist.’
Count me in I guess if asking logical questions equals ‘conspiracy theorist’.
You ever wonder how Jack Ruby got in there and was able to kill Oswald.
Would have been nice to interrogate Oswald.
Jack Ruby got in because he was friendly with a bunch of Dallas cops as they knew him from his nightclub business in Dallas. He hung around Dallas PD HQ quite a bit – nobody suspected what he was going to do that day.
That’s what they say.
Just me I guess, but would think a guy who just shot the POTUS, a fly couldn’t get within 100 yards.
ok, conspiracy theorist
this hit job was brought to you by the same team that convinced some randos in michigan to kidnap witmer.
He registered as a Republican right after he turned 18. He registered officially on 9/28/21…
Personally I think he loved Trump, reports are from those who knew him he was a big right winger and was a big Trump supporter. Which isn’t damning of anything, I know that saying that might trigger some of you to go in defense mode. But I think he’s the kind of wacko that loved Trump so much that he thought he could kill him and be apart of Trump’s story forever, like we’ve seen with other celebrity assassination attempts by crazy folks.
Idaho is so much better than Calif.
We went to the DMV yesterday to register the 2 vehicles and get plates ordered.
No line, nice people, actually helpful.
Not even 30 minutes and we were done.
In Commifornia 30m would not have gotten us thru the line to check in.
I got Army plates and The Teacher got Wildlife ones ‘Elk’ (related to our last name) and they cost about 1/3 of similar setup in SoCal.
#happy
There must be people dying in the streets in ID given that conservatives are running the state.
Was reading about the Idaho Law (actual law) that states if you assist someone who is being attacked or their property is being damaged you CANNOT be prosecuted.
In Commifornia you will be prosecuted especially if you are defending against a person of color/poor (not an actual law though).
Time to stonewall and obfuscate.
Mayorkis – what an unlikeable man. His parents must have kept him in a closet when he grew up.
But they know that they will look even worse if SS is forced to answer tough questions in committee on TV.
And this was suppose to be “bipartisan” effort.
Guess we’ll be hearing the Democrats outcries very quickly.
Well the first line is:
“We are in the middle of an investigation and can’t comment until it is completed. We will continue to fully cooperate and comply hopefully in 2025”
You Sir must have stolen their answer to 80% of the questions.
Shame on you.
With the election coming up it is all about the optics.
Anything that makes FJB look bad must be suppressed.
Democruds will fall in line or they will lose House, Senate and White House. That would mean that getting control of the Supreme Count won’t happen in our lifetimes.
That is true. But they are great actors and can look “very very concerned” and at the same time slow roll the whole thing.
‘they are great actors’
They get lots and lots of practice.
Honestly, I don’t think they even care about how they look.
The goal is to stop Trump.
No matter what it takes, the orange Hitler must be stopped. Whatever it takes, the ends justify the means.
Correct.
Trump shouldn’t completely trust the SS detail assigned to him.
That’s how far gone I am.
And then there’s the problem of what is the Republican run House Committee actually do with the results.
Even if the SS were honest and fell all over themselves saying they screwed this up and screwed that up – then what?
Give them more resources and tell them to try
Correct.
My point is more sinister.
Inside job to take him out.
Your points have won me over. They are only really pissed because it failed.
They are now really pissed that some of the press is making out Trump to be a sort of hero.
they think that picture of Trump with blood on his face by the flag with arm raised should be banned.
Talk about pure evil
I’m guessing they’re descendants of Pocahontas
But it is not personal it is about saving democracy.
Did you see Biden’s remarks from Vegas yesterday?
He actually said that Trump will put his political opponents in jail. And the media just says, yep we agree.
Ignoring all of the republicans put in jail over the last 3 years.
Saw briefly, looked juiced. Again.
I didn’t watch it.
I will see highlights tonight when ‘The Five’ and Gutfeld mock him.
FJB needs to be taken with a large dose of ‘mocking’.
At least the dems are toning down the rhetoric and not encouraging further attempts and attacks.
Biden said he doesn’t do this type of rhetoric.
Trump is the one causing all of this.
Gotta get Tester out. Let’s go Sheehy!
MAKE IT HAPPEN !!!!!
When does training camp start again?
I think rookies report next week so hopefully Turner and JJ contracts are official by the end of the week.
There was a story that Kwesi was waiting until Williams was signed.
I think it’s likely by Friday that they are both signed.
while i’m grumpy about the vikings today…
i definitely am not worried we won’t get our guys signed. it’s just annoying we haven’t yet.
We all get that way sometimes.
Rookies July 21. Sunday
Veterans July 23. Tuesday
Life is good, just got an estimate from a house painter who will power wash and paint my house for 5200 – much less than I expected. He is an immigrant but a US citizen – I suspect he may have a few illegals on his team – maybe not – he HATES Biden, says he voted for the Dems last time around and will never make that mistake again.
Does sound like a reasonable price.
We had a decent size house painted for $4,000 in 2020.
Not bad at all – who pays for the paint?
He does.
Had ours painted for $3500-3600ish in Idaho in 2021.
We are liking the prices and cost of living here more and more.
Of course Bidenflation had not really taken off then.
WAY too much football talk on this site today.
This may have already been shared…
But this short video apparently shows the secret service snipers with their guns aimed at the assassin well before the opened fire, yet they did not take him out until after he fired.
Why? that makes no sense.
John Spencer on X: “Video of U.S. Secret Service counter sniper/overwatch team in the moments before/during the failed assassination attempt of President Trump. https://t.co/MK1krdnESr” / X
I heard they caught glimpses of him but did not have a clear line of sight. I can understand not taking a shot if you don’t have one, but why was Trump still on the stage? You have an obvious threat, get the president either off the stage or behind the barrier until the threat is eliminated.
Agreed, as soon as they suspected a shooter on the roof, Trump should have been removed from the stage until they could apprehend the alleged shooter.
That is in fact a hard SS rule – identified threat, get the asset off the stage immediately.
Yeah, so why didn’t it happen? Also, how come the pictures I’ve seen show a ladder at least 10 or 12 feet long to get on the roof and they are saying he went to Home Depot and bought a 5 foot ladder? Even at 5 feet, you are going to try and tell me that a 20 year old carried a ladder and an AR15 almost a mile and wasn’t stopped?
Why didn’t it happen – good question.
Incompetence.
Let it happen?
Poor training (bit ridiculous I know).
Let’s face it, a “f’up” this big could be about anything.
Bongino is saying that people he knows are saying there was supposed to be a local police sniper unit on that roof so the Secret Service guy may have been confused or hesitant thinking that it might have been the locals that were supposed to be there.
ohh….
That would make sense…..
Confused – OK. But these guys are supposed to be professionals and in their line of work a mistake like this just can’t happen.
And if they were ‘confused’ they had more than enough time to get clarification.
I’m not disputing that and if there was any confusion, hesitation, uneasiness, or hint of unknown about the identity of the shooter, then Trump should not have been on that stage. Just trying to share some of the tidbits I’ve heard. Bongino is pretty tapped in on this one since he used to be Secret Service. He’s also saying that some of the current agents he’s talked to have been told that if they want to keep their jobs they will keep their mouths shut.
I really. like Bongino and he is plugged in. Perhaps just me, it’s pretty hard to screw up this badly – makes me wonder.
This was a deranged 20 year old. The Iranians will use well trained professionals.
And I do appreciate all the tidbits.
Yeah, he did a show last night with Don Jr. and Tucker that was awesome.
Fox screwed up getting rid of him.
It was a contract disagreement.
Happens a lot in television.
Bongino wanted more than what Fox wanted to pay. But I do think Bongino is good to listen to.
IF this “Iranians” storyline is true and not just some kind of smoke screen to further muddle the waters.
Yeah. This could be some cover story.
I don’t trust any info coming out of this administration.
It’s kind of a bad cover story and makes em look even worse in my mind. You mean to tell me you had credible threats that Iran is going to try and take out Trump and your “beefed up” security still wasn’t even good enough to stop a 20 year old kid? Where were the drones? Where were the helicopters? Where was the thermal imaging?
This administration doesn’t care if it makes sense. They just throw out BS and the media repeats it.
It has nothing to do with logic.
Rec for Truthiness.
Because the media is full of “their” people, as we know. Most of the MSM has been bought and paid for.
For sure – they look worse. “Beefed up security” is a complete joke.
Indeed, can’t trust anything they say.
Aren’t they all wearing headsets with radios on the same frequency?
I wouldn’t be surprised if there was an interagency communication issue. You would think the Secret Service would bring radios to give to everybody, but there are always interagency issues. I know a guy that was a game warden for awhile and they couldn’t even talk to Highway Patrol. Their dispatchers sat in the same room but there could have been something happening on the side of the highway while a game warden drove by and they would have had no clue. I’m not saying it makes sense, but there are issues.
A 5 foot ladder would not make sense unless you already knew that there was an A/C unit, or some such, to utilize the rest of the way to the roof.
Here’s the 5 foot ladder he supposedly bought at Home Depot and carried approximately 1 mile while also carrying an AR, unquestioned.
How in the hell could you come to a rally like this carrying a ladder and an AR 15?
Very good question. Not to mention how he got that ladder there (I don’t think his car was big enough, he wasn’t in a pickup). I’m guessing the ladder was already there, even if just an object the business used which begs the question why the FBI has said he bought a 5 foot ladder.
The more you learn the less likely it becomes.
No doubt they are hoping questions will die down before they get to many details out.
@Come on man. People walk around with heavy ladders and rifles all the time@
Two different ladders I guess.
I’ll buy that. Still don’t know how you don’t stop a kid carrying a ladder and a rifle though. The locals were too busy eating donuts and thought nothing would happen in their sleepy little town.
And ignore people yelling at them about a guy on the roof with a gun.
And that’s where I wonder if the guys on the ground somewhat ignored them cuz they were like, duh, Johnny is up there since they expected one of their snipers to be up there.
The SS Director probably thought that the ‘Slanted Roof’ would take out the shooter.
#logic
@Who cares. SS director says the buck stops with her. Trump is to blame@
@they wanted to let Trump die first@
Plans foiled by a kid with terrible aim.
Actually he had pretty good aim.
Rushed a bit due to law enforcement moving in on him.
Still would have gotten him if he hadn’t moved his head just enough at the last second.
Probably would have gotten him if he had aimed center mass.
That is why law enforcement is not trained to attempt head shots. Aim center mass unless there is something in the way like a hostage, in which case its a shot your probably not taking.
Wonder if Trump wears body armor?
Doubt he did.
Hopefully he will from now on.
They are much thinner and lighter now.
It would still hurt to be shot but not fatal.
The type of armor he would have to wear to stop a rifle round would be pretty heavy and bulky still. Typical body armor is only good for handgun rounds up to like 40 cal.
Cop patient of mine obviously wears armor all the time. Interestingly, the new thin weaved teflon? doesn’t stop the 17 HMR of knife blades The bullet is too small and pointed. He adds ceramic plates to his vest.
*or
We wore ‘stab resistant’ vest under our uniforms at prison.
More like thick extra cloth that would slow and (hopefully) stop an inmate shank.
We got used to them but they were miserable in high heat and humidity.
Correct.
Animation of the expected trajectory had Trump not turned his head.
No clue how accurate this would be.
wow.
The skull would have deflected it some, given the angle.
Enough? Glad we didn’t find out.
Doubtful it would have made much of a difference. As somebody who seemed to only shoot at the range, he likely went to the store and bought the cheapest .223 rounds they had which would have been full metal jackets.
Complicated question.
Those type of rounds were designed to get into soft tissue and tumble causing lot of damage (per my army training).
At 130 yards would there be enough velocity left to penetrate Trumps hard head?
Too complicated a question for me to answer properly but the mind plays around with it as a theoretical exercise.
A sniper rifle, no doubt. A M-16/AR-15 variant? Maybe, some room for doubt anyway.
Does the 15 use the same rounds as the M16?
Yes. They are .223 Remington or 5.56 NATO. Basically the same thing for all intents and purposes. It is a .22 caliber bullet. Yes, the same diameter as a 22 LR, it just has a lot more powder behind it and are usually about twice to three times the weight.
Thanks. Shot the 16 quite a bit in Army. It is a very lethal weapon.
The M16 is a militarized version of the AR15 I believe (they gave it the ability to shoot full auto). They are very versatile and adaptable which is why they have stuck around so long, not to mention reliable. I think there is a push in the military to increase the use of higher caliber rifles, but the cost of 223 rounds compared to 308 makes a difference when you’re pumping out enough ammo to fight a war and the recoil on a 223 allows for quicker and more accurate follow ups increasing the lethality simply by increasing the amount of rounds that hit the intended target.
Also the lighter rd allows more ammo to be carried/soldier.
Yep and higher capacity magazines so you have to reload less.
As I recall, the 16 had like a spring in the stock and you felt no recoil. Very light, easy to carry and at least for me accurate up to 300 yards. We all had 20 round magazines.
And on auto you could dump 20 rounds very quickly. Had to learn to first short bursts.
Yep and typically they have 30 round mags now. At least that’s what you can buy if you’re not stuck in Minnesota or California.
The newer ones, I believe A2’s do not shoot fully automatic, but 3 round burst.
That’s good. It was actually hard to first just three round bursts.
I believe the latest version the M4, I believe is the same way, 3 round burst. But according to a friend that served in Afghanistan, they never took it off of semi auto. They could shoot faster and more accurately with it on Semi.
Yes. On auto accuracy goes way down
5.56 is what we used in the Army (M-16) and at the Prison (AR-15).
At 130 yards, a 223 round would only lose like 400 fps and probably less than 300 ft-lbs of energy, depending on the bullet, etc. At 130 yards, a 22 caliber bullet would still be going around 2800 fps and have around 100 ft-lbs of energy. A typical 223 round would be lethal to at least 500 yards on a person, much more for a well placed shot. I’ve seen 22 caliber bullets (from a 22-250, ballistic tip, not fmj) rip prairie dogs in half at 300+ yards. I shot a coyote with one around 150 yards and the exit hole was about 5 inches across. That was a neck shot so it didn’t even hit bone to fragment the bullet more. I don’t know about the tumbling thing. I don’t see how it would start to tumble with the ballistics of it. If you’re shooting at soft targets, you want a lead or polymer tip. FMJs are good for getting through harder objects, including armor and bone, without the bullet fragmenting as much.
I’m starting to think that this is the case.
I’m starting to think that the “failure” from their perspective was missing Trump and the FBI is now investigating why they missed.
I am not a tinfoil hat guy, but I am starting to travel down your path a bit.
If true, and I am not saying it is or isn’t WR #2 is the least of our problems.
I’m sure I’m wrong.
But agreed.
There are people in full blown panic mode and things will be crazy over the next 6 months.
I’m not sure you are. This level of incompetence requires effort.
Correct, if this were a movie you would walk out because it is too unbelievable.
One definitely could get this impression, indeed.
People “pissed.” They need to chill. If losing our number two receiver for a game is that big of a deal, we’re in real trouble anyways.
i think people are more pissed that he is a complete moron.
i hope they suspend him for more games than the nfl is gonna suspend him.
make him learn his lesson. he’s an idiot.
Not a bad idea – this is a Viking not a league problem. They need to do (try) what is required to affect change. If then unsuccessful, bye bye.
Not asking you in particular (you’re more of a battery changing expert than a NFLPA rules and regulations expert), just a general question, are the Vikings able to suspend him without pay for more games than the league? I know they can suspend him for longer , but not sure on if they can do it without pay.
Depends on his contract language but usually there’s a clause that let’s the team suspend him for “contract detrimental”.
i’m glad you know what my strengths are. appreciate you!
I suspect it has more to do with ‘doing dumb things’ especially how they went thru the whole ‘act responsible’ thing with him last year.
‘Frustration’ might be a better way to label it.
Not to mention his teammate was killed by an impaired driver less than a week before.
Youngsters struggle to make those connections.
I know I did at that age.
I look back at some of my thoughts, actions, words and shake my head at my stupidity.
I often wonder if I would do a much better job if I could go back and do it again.
Or if I would just make different stupid mistakes.
I don’t know. When I was about 23 I was going to get a motorcycle. A friend got killed on one and I threw the cards away for the guys I’d talked to and will not get on even a dirt bike to this day.
I was going to get a bike around 20 years old and my Mom talked to me about the death rate of Motorcycle riders (no mandatory helmet rules back then) and I put it off.
Heard so many ‘laid the bike down’/injury stories from ‘big tough’ biker wannabes since then that I believe I made the right call.
#thanksmom
I sure as hell don’t want to be judged based on the stupid things I did at 22. I am not proud of them.
Of course we were all stupid when young. But very few of us were making millions and under contracts that had behavior standards. Not to mention a host of professional advisors.
And then there’s driving a RR around LAX, perhaps busier than Picadilly Square in London, and simply parking your car in main traffic lane – not to the side of the road.
And then. you have had a driving problem before.
Thank God n o dog involved this time. Maybe that’s progress.
Good points…
Minimum suspension is probably 3 games.
If I were his boss or paying him, I would be pissed.
Two completely preventable legal issues. Just glad nobody got killed.
Yet.
someone get this guy a personal driver
If it’s alcohol, it’s three games.
If it’s weed, it’s one game.
Which is dumb. It’s the same charge/law that he broke. DUI is DUI and if it’s 3 games it should be 3 games.
EVERYBODY knows that weed is far less dangerous than alcohol.
(forgot the sarcasm font)
While I appreciate the sentiment, and fully agree that impaired driving is terrible, I will advocate for weed vs booze for a myriad of health reasons.
Don’t drive after doing either, and there are no issues.
Addison can afford a fancy car or 2. Maybe he needs to hire a driver.
The team should just have 2 or 3 full time drivers on their staff to chauffeur players around at any time of the day.
Freezy for Commisioner!
Or, Grand Poobah
Or Grand Pooper.
Oh wait, they do. I believe the team also has people ready 24/7 to help get rides for players who are not in the team’s hometown.
well then this is just all around REALLY dumb on addison.
I guess the NFL can do what they want.
But weed incidents tend to be less severe.
Unless it’s a failed NFL drug test.
If I were his boss, he’d be in a doghouse about the size of a barn and it would take one hell of an effort on his part to get out of it.
He lost the young man bye since it’s strike two.
I think the people pissed are management, as this is now strike two.
Is it just me or are the Tweeters or whatever they call them on X now fully showing up for everybody else?
It is not just you.
A bit of stretch.
True. Might get comeback player of the yer award though.
Unfortunately, that is not possible. They changed the rules for Comeback player of the year. They must be returning from injury.
Being 2nd best QB on a roster no longer qualifies.
I Love the confidence. Hope that happens.
Absolutely.
I would guess this dude has multiple bets.
So he is probably a seasoned gambler playing the payout vs bet odds.
Good to see members of the purple people eaters get in.
https://x.com/Vikings/status/1813235422991958391
Very good center fielder.
QOTD
Since JA is likely suspended to start the season and Hock injured I suspect we will have to cobble together a passing attack for a game (hopefully) or 3.
Tonyan and Oliver to handle majority of TE receptions until Hock is healthy.
Adams, Chandler and (hopefully) Akers to be more involved in the passing game.
Other WRs are mostly ‘wannabes’, ‘maybes’, and ‘hopefully’s’ but KOC might scheme slants/quick hitters to take advantage of the Triple Team on Jets (that might help out Darnold as well).
KAM could pick up a useful Vet that has a year left in the tank as other teams cutdown.
Maybe some duct tape (or 100mph tape as we called it in the Army) would help as well.
Don’t they say necessity is the mother of invention. Perhaps situation may actually force us to learn to run the ball effectively.
What is this ‘running game’ of which you speak?
Not sure, but something KOC has talked about developing for the last couple of years.
Think it’s something like what the Niners do with CMC,
Yeah.
It might be a good time to go get one of those.
so is JJ McCarthy the only draft pick that isn’t signed? What’s the hold up?
Also Jordan Addison is really just putting a damper on the excitement for me.
Both first round picks are not signed. Hold up can only be how many dollars are given as a bonus. there is not much else to bicker about.
And on Addison…. same. Feels like another way for the team to self destruct.
well every other team has gotten EVERY SINGLE DRAFT PICK signed, except up.
WTF.
i’m super owly today, can you tell?
Got to vent it. Otherwise, you will take it out on your wife and kids.
You are in a safe place here. Let the hate flow through you…
There are currently 5 unsigned first rounders in the NFL from what I can tell.
2 from the vikings
2 from da bears
1 from the bengals
What does it mean to be super owly?
Da Bears signed their guys. Down to us and the Bengals.
Thanks for correcting me.
https://www.nfl.com/news/2024-nfl-draft-first-round-pick-signing-tracker
means grumpy.
At least Kirk is gone
Monty Python auto rec
Remains to be seen if it’s a good thing that Kirk is gone 😉
Oh, and Addison? Well we all know that the team we love always finds new and inventive ways to shoot themselves in the foot… seems that starts pretty early this season.
Kirk gone is a good thing for the team.
Because they will be out of salary cap hell for a couple years.
Now, the QB play will drop off this season, but I still will drink the kool-aid.
Same, even if Addison’s stupidity already is putting a damper on expectations. The old ways didn’t work, let’s see what the new season has in store for us.
Kirk gone.
When I was young, we ate hamburger all the time every which way imaginable. Even hamburger with asparagus – yuck. Hated it.
Then went into Army, Was out in the field and ate C rations for about ten days. Then thought I’d give a $100 for a hamburger.
I’ll drink some kool-aid after this works out.
The Vikings went from a frozen hamburger patty to ribeye. Frozen burger patty’s aren’t terrible, especially if you don’t know better and the ribeye might take a little longer to cook and make sure it’s right, but the wait is going to be worth it.
I’m a little older than you. I’ll celebrate when this actually works out.
It’s been a long time since I was excited about the Vikings so I am choosing hope and joy. I’ll get negative again when they shit the bed (in about 20 years when JJ retires).
I’m not negative nor overly positive. If I am worried it is that the Packers and Lions have solid teams with good QB play. And the Bears seem to have gotten their act together. Now that young kid from the Bears could flop, but just as easily so could ours.
So. I’ll just be in wait and see mode.
PS I not exactly sold on KAM just yet.
Ahhh C Rations, such memories.
I can still remember opening a can of ‘pork slices’ on a cold day and scrapping the congealed fat off the top.
Still have the same P-38 on my keyring.
Believe the lima beans was the absolute worst. You couldn’t give them away.
Maybe if you offered the cigarettes with them?
I didn’t smoke but could often trade those for something good.
True enough – cigarettes for the chocolate bar always worked.
And if you were lucky enough to get the pork n beans you were in heaven.
I enjoyed the hash as we never had that growing up. Many others didn’t so I could work with that.
Went through a brief period in the late 60s where we had C rations for a rough month.
Also used instant dry milk on the generic cheerios.
Hamburger Helper was gourmet cuisine after that.
QOTD. Since JA will be suspended I have no idea. Gue any of the rest will do just fine.
Happy Hump Day!
Woo hoo!
Still say Addison is WR2. For now.
Not sure he lasts though.
By definition you cannot be the #2 receiver receiver if you are suspended.
Well he hasn’t been suspended, yet.
It could take some time before he is suspended.
Like halfway through the season.
Maybe he will be suspended at the same time Hock gets back on the field. Maybe by then one of the other WRs on the roster will step up.
We can hope.
Yeah. It’s going to be a little thin at the receiver position for parts of the year for sure.
It was thin before JA pulled his latest boneheaded move.
Now it is going to be more thinner than that.
Thinner is a pretty decent story by S. King, think it was a movie but I didn’t ever see it.
Yup, King published that one under his pseudonym Richard Bachmann IIRC. Good story with gypsies, the Mafia and a gruesome curse involved… the curse part makes one think about the various calamities that always seem to befall the Vikings.
‘the curse part makes one think about the various calamities that always seem to befall the Vikings’
#nojinx
I liked the movie they made based on it.
That one was quite good, yes.
Oh he’s turning into a piece of #2 all right.
QOTD:
Bring back Bobby Wade!
My pick for WR2 is Brandon Aiyuk.
Trade Addison, since he is already angry about self destructing.
AotD:
I thought that too, since he wants a trade. But, I don’t think we can afford him, sounds like he wants Jet’s type money. I think we roll with who we have on the roster. I don’t think we will cut JA like all the experts are saying, but I hope he is put on a very short leash and he gets the help he needs.
Can you get help for being stupid?
Is there a pill for that?
Maybe I should have said guidance, hoping he is not another Ricky Williams.
Yeah. I’m just being snarky.
If there was a pill for that, I would give it out for free. Unfortunately, I would run out of pills quickly.
Yes, they made a movie about it, so it must be real.
I thought it was this movie….
I just watched Back To The Future 2 last week. Fun movie. Back to the Future 1&2 are a couple of my favorites.
Part 3 is okay, but the magic is clearly running dry by that point.
I agree. I still liked 3, but it is the worst of the bunch.
I rank them in order they were released.
1 the best
2 a bit scattered, but fun
3 was a good finish to the series. Happy endings and all.
I think 2 is good because of the way they added Marty into the scenes from 1.
Which one is the one where he goes to the old west?
3
3
A long sit down with Chris Carter might help.
Well, yeah. If you can get a fall guy you are golden.
GM

FTP
SKOL!
Happy Hump Day!
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!