Welcome to Skoloholics , your home for Minnesota Vikings Discussion. Everyday you can join us for Minnesota Vikings news, Minnesota Vikings talk, NFL news and updates, and all of those other things that you have on your mind. At Skoloholics, the real action is in the comments, so if you haven’t checked out the comments section yet, sign up and join the conversation. As always, remember to be cool to one another, it’s literally the only rule.
VIKINGS NEWS – First real full team practice is today. Also, Darrisaw got paid and will be around through 2029. Kwesi is smart.
NFL News – FTP!
If you need more evidence there was more than one shooter besides Crooks – if that even was Crooks.
Suppose this is true, then what?
Nope. Snipers in addition to Crooks. They are definitely lying about other stuff, but I think that’s correct (one shooter).
Thanks for posting.
I will say at the point of 3 shots going out and the video of the shooter not recoiling at al, is interesting. I have no clue about shooting and guns to know if there should be a recoil.
But I would say the 3 shots are from the shooter.
3 people were hit.
I believe the 5 shots are from the counter snipers.
No expert at all.
I think the whole incident is suspicious.
Planned incompetence at a minimum.
Blackmon injured already? Our defensive backfield is a tough as nails. POS Biden talking tonight? BFD.
FJB
FKH
FKJP
FTP.
You got the ‘F’ going pretty well there.
I should cool down. Nothing to get pissed at in this country.
Just kidding. Every time Biden comes on the TV I have to take a walk.
Rise and Fall of American Empire. Eve of Destruction. There, Vote Dimocrat.
Been watching the hearings last couple of days. Man we have some screwed up people running this country. And I hate to say that, we’ve even got a few screwballs on our side.
What a mess!
Stopped by to see what is going on.
Looks like a bit of politics and about 100ish posts on Cousins.
BSF sighs in FML.
Well, to be fair…there isn’t much going on regarding the Vikings right now.
Yesterday the ratio was reversed, more politics than Kirk.
We probably had our days mixed up.
Heck was there even one Cousins post yesterday? Thought we had out grown it but guess not.
Ben’s summaries were better.
True…
I remember those from ‘back in the day’.
#sigh
Did Ben die? Did he become a Packer fan? Why isn’t he around anymore?
I know he lost his job, his wife was deployed and he had hernia surgery.
I think he’s busy being unemployed. There may have been something about his wife leaving for a bit too but I don’t remember for sure.
Good to hear from you!
Hey bb
Miss dissecting some plays with you. Guess we’ll wait until season.
Twins walk off on Philly and take the series two games to one. Played perfect small ball while Philly shot themselves in the foot in the 9th. I wish Rocco could execute properly in close games more consistently.
Fun game…I can neither confirm nor deny that I was watching while at work.
well this didn’t age well…
NoDakRube
24 July 2024 11:06 am
Well their ‘opener’ did get all of 14 pitches in.
And stuck one Philly for his only out.
I tuned in when I saw they tied it up. Also at work
The Teacher just had half a dozen frozen pies delivered from ‘The Idaho Pie Company’. We have wanted to try it since before we moved up here. She said buying in bulk was cheaper and since they are frozen thay won’t go to waste.
Our freezer space is now full of Pie!! It makes me smile. “Life is too short, eat more Pie!!”
https://www.boisepieco.net
What if they suck though?
Un-possible!!
I’m definitely pie over cake.
Any “Idaho” flavors?
Huckleberry?
Oilers hired Stan Bowman to be their GM. Barf.
Former GM of the Blackhawks in 2010 when they allowed a rapist go free to rape again.
Is that one of them there Canadian ice soccer teams?
Yup
‘they allowed a rapist go free to rape again’
Hockey teams decide if Rapist go free or not?
They allowed the video coach that assaulted a player to resign, effectively giving him a good reference letter, and go on to work at the college level where he sexually assaulted other players. They did not report it to the criminal justice system for investigation.
Did he go work at Penn St?
Seems he would have fit in there.
A gay rapist?
Could be a ‘He said, He said’ kind of situation.
Yup
I may be biased but Bibi is giving one hell of a speech right now to Congress.
I’m sure Rashida Tlaib is making a spectacle of herself, if she is even in attendance.
I trust the gutless Squad is not there. Bibi’s eyes should not have to fall on them.
So that is the ‘sorority’ that Cackles is giving a speech to?
Much more important-er than meeting with an ally.
Snubbing one of our most important allies to attend a sorority meeting. In earlier times, she wold be toast.
Doesn’t want to upset the Pro-Palestinian woke. She is trying not to lose Michigan, that is much, more important-er than silly Allies.
WR Michael Gallup (28) retires after signing with the Raiders this off-season.
A little early. Wasn’t dominant but viable.
Sounds like Trump doesn’t trust the SS planners.
I still say, some rouge higher up in the SS might allow someone in.
Sorry. I don’t trust them.
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-plans-stop-holding-outdoor-rallies-assassination-attempt-rcna163371
I would be a bit nervous after coming that close myself.
Not trusting SS would certainly add to that unease.
I think he is truly a man of faith.
For sure.
Absolutely.
Its sad how bad government is that even the most elite organization is now a joke under Biden.
They have all,sadly, been corrupted by politics. It will take at least eight years of republican rule to even make a scratch in cleaning this mess up.
And the woke, rhinos, and corrupted will fight the clean up tooth and nail.
Absolutely. It will require ruthless relentless leadership. Most all senior officials, political and SESers and Flags, need to be weeded out.
Since today has turned into Kirk Tuesday I saw this article and felt it was ok to share.
Evidently the Vikings crushed Kirks dreams by no offering him the deal he wanted. Sounds more like a fantasy than anything else.
‘it’s clear that Minnesota was unwilling to offer him a deal that met all of his requirements to re-sign’.
https://thevikingage.com/posts/report-minnesota-vikings-crushed-dreams-kirk-cousins-atlanta-falcons
Must be fake news.
Kirk never had any demands.
I just thought that the article was a bit skewed.
Vikings crush his dreams by not meeting all of his requirements.
I guess most of my dreams my whole live were crushed due to people/places not meeting my requirements then.
I don’t believe his dream was to retire a Viking.
He claimed this with the Redskins, the Vikings and the Falcons.
His dream was the most money.
Which is fine. Just admit it.
He definitely wanted to remain with the Redskins, but Bruce Allen didn’t want to keep him. He wanted to then remain a Viking, and retire with them, but KAM didn’t want him. So it’s real simple.
I would say that rather than ‘Redskins and Vikings did not want to keep him’ that ‘Redskins and Vikings didn’t want to keep him at his required price.
He wanted to stay with both teams I believe, just at his price. Again, doesn’t make either side ‘bad’ or wrong.
That’s not true though. Bruce Allen and KAM refused to give Cousins the guarantees needed to ensure he could remain with them. The money was not the issue, as Cousins offered both teams deals below market value, if they ensured he would remain with them. Both GM’s rebuffed his offers.
And he rebuffed theirs, that is the way negotiations work.
Their offers were worthless. You don’t accept offers that will never be realized.
Well his offers were ‘never realized’ so I guess they were just as worthless given that logic.
No, Cousins offers were reasonable, but the GM’s wanted to be able to trade or cut him to get rid of his salary if they wanted. Cousins was wise to not allow a team to control his destiny.
‘Cousins offers were reasonable’
Opinion, and you are certainly allowed yours.
GMs certainly didn’t think so and they were willing to let him go rather than agree to them.
I don’t have a dog in the fight, it is more a logic exercise for me.
Sometimes logic doesn’t work. Logic would say a GM would do what he thinks is best for the team. Bur what if you had a GM (owner) that was more driven by spite or getting even?
So KAM is driven by ‘spite or getting even’? He is part of this discussion (Redskins and Vikings).
Maybe true of half of the examples but that doesn’t settle the discussion.
I was speaking of the Skins regarding spite. Here, have no idea.
You had indicated GM’s didn’t think – I was merely pointing out one of the GM’s had different motives.
Agreed, one GM may have been acting on feelings.
Or one or both GMs thought that Kirks demands were unreasonable.
Two thoughts. One, you can’t believe anything said or written about the Snyder Redskin years.
Second, ‘demands were unreasonable’ is interesting statement to me. I was recently looking at a beach condo, Believe they were asking a ‘reasonable’ price, I simply didn’t want to pay it. Perhaps me saying no was.unreasonable, but the price was reasonable. Who knows, beauty is in the eyes…….
Ones mans reasonable is another mans unreasonable.
100% agree.
Little different. As long as Dan Snyder owned Redskins Cousins was never going to be the long term QB after the RGlll debacle.
Here – it’s simply long term guarantees.
Still boils down to what I said. Neither team would guarantee he could retire with them.
Well perhaps a battle of words. Since Cousins was Shanahan’s weapon to get back at Snyder there was never ever going to be an acceptable deal offered.
Yep. He usurped the Messiah. Snyder and Allen had a ton of egg on their face. They hated Cousins.
People who say “oh he wanted to retire a Redskin, then went to the Vikings” as a slight of his character, are slandering him without valid premise.
It’s hot down here today so I’m moving slowly. Still, not sure I read anything in that article that wan’t already known. Hasn’t it always been about guaranteed money beyond 24.
But, he’s gone and everyone is moving on.
Oh I am not upset about the situation, Kirk wanted more than the Vikings were willing to give (not just money) so he moved on. Don’t see a bad guy there.
My issue was more with the articles premise, “meet his requirements or you are ‘crushing his dreams'”.
Yea title and story could have been in National Enquirer. Way over the top.
It was time to move on. Kirk is past his use-by date anyway. The only way he sees a Super Bowl is holding a clipboard at this stage.
It is a young man’s league. Brady excluded.
The mainstream media trying to pump life into the Dems Presidential hopes.
They seem to think that is their job.
Doing what they can to ‘Save Democracy’.
Save democracy by subverting the democratic process. Totally makes sense.
if i was dying, i certainly wouldn’t want her weak chest compressions on me. save my life, woman!
It done correctly Chest Compressions will more than likely to break some ribs.
That’s for sure. It is also impossible to do quality chest compressions for more than five minutes, unless perhaps you are an elite athlete with lungs the size of an elephants.
I say this once having to do one man CPR with a bag valve mask for 45 minutes in the back of an ambulance. I was soaked with sweat and too weak to help pull the gurney off the bus. Guarantee the poor guy had zero chance of survival after my first five minutes.
Guilt must have been hard on you.
Logic does not have much effect on guilt.
Doing all you can to save a life and not being successful can be crushing. Hope you have made your peace with it, most medical types have had to learn how to do that.
Radiologists as a rule have little patient contact but there are a few regulars in my practice. Guy about 10 years younger than me that I’ve seen here about two dozen times died Tuesday morning. He was a Raiders fan, always sporting Raiders swag and we talked a lot of football during our visits. I’m gonna miss the guy.
You certainly seemed to have had ‘patient contact’ when you did 45m of CPR.
The house next door to where I grew up was an ‘old folks home’ for awhile. I played Chess with one old guy there. He caught fire and I was the first one there (aged 10-11). I though ‘fire, got to get him out’ but his wheelchair was locked. I ran for help/nurse, when I got back others were spraying him with a hose. If I had though of that would he have survived? Still bothers me sometimes even if it is not logical.
Burns are horrible. Just horrible. I had some skill as a phlebotomist in my former life and would get sent on blood trips routinely to the burn ward or pediatric ward back at the Walter Mackenzie at the good ol’ U of A. Can be quite the feat to get blood from someone with burns all over their body as you can imagine. Sometimes I thought if that was me it would have been better to have died outright than suffer so much.
The CPR was back when I was an EMT here in Glendive. Went on a run for severe chest pain west of Bloomfield.
Burns are the worst, had a Army friend/co-worker to was severely burned, used to sit with him and he would cry when they came to take him to the Burn Scraping Room.
They were constantly changing his meds so he didn’t get addicted.
Very hard to watch/assist.
How badly will the Twins get killed today by the Phillies? I see they are using the “opener” which just means…”Oh Shit we are out of pitching”
They had great pitching until the 9th inning yesterday.
Then their closer gave up 3 runs to go down 3-0.
I thought today was Wednesday, but it appears to be Tuesday….
Oh well, that’s O.K. not much else to talk about right now anyway.
Also, i know it happened last week i think.
but major kudos to Jalen Brunson for taking a HUGE paycut for the good of the team.
I think he took a $113million paycut so his team can sign other guys etc…
i’m sure he’ll make it up, or perhaps there are some under the table dealings, idk…I mean we all know a superstar eats for free EVERYWHERE he goes, and i’m sure almost all of his clothes are free etc…
Would love to see more players do this. but money is money and so its VERY rare when it happens.
i’m looking at you Kirko
Ummmm… Cousins played on reasonable contracts. The team did not suffer because of him. There were a lot of other players on big contracts… Thielen, Cook, Hunter, Kendricks, Barr, etc. Add that all up and yeah, it hurt the team financially. Then pushing Cousins cap hit out year after year, was just piling up debt.
And honestly every single player in the NFL is looking to get paid, and set a standard. Like JJ. Like Love. Like Ayuik. Like Hockenson. Etc, etc, etc.
Blaming Cousins contract as the reason the team played poorly is just scapegoating.
haha i wasn’t blaming cousins for anyone playing poorly.
i was saying it’s refreshing to see a player take less for the help of his team. that’s all.
Ahhhh soooo… wondered why you caveated your post with “looking at you Kirko” when it’s common knowledge that throughout his career he has offered “under market value” deals to GM’s that have been refused.
Not Brady. He took less money so patriots could always have a good defense and look what that got him.
I like what freeze was suggesting and your thought about Brady and the good defense.
But I wonder about something. I once in a while watch the Giants playoff game. And as I recall both of the Smiths, Hunter and Kendricks were very well paid players and in fact the leaders of our defense. Yet, I wouldn’t give 2 cents to any of them the way they played.
Good, not just me then.
new york knicks player who took a huge paycut to help his team out.
he’s probably a top 15 player in the NBA
I think your thesis is solid – but only so far.
Under the table deals and endorsements, etc. are a definite with that kind of paycut
Another feather for the cap of Kwesi and KOC is the fact that they were upfront with Cousins about how they viewed the future and what they wanted to do and sign him for etc…which allowed Cousins to weigh his options, and go to a spot that wasn’t upfront to him about what the future plan was, which turns out is the EXACT plan that the Vikings had for him, but he chased down more money. It’s not Kirk’s fault the Falcons weren’t upfront about it all, but it’s Kirk’s fault for chasing more money.
So…good on ya Kwesi and KOC, i’d hate to cheer for an organization that was untruthfully luring players
Agreed. And good on Kwesi for standing his ground on what he believed to be a fitting value for Kirk to the organization.
i would be curious if kirk, if he knew the outcome, would do it all over again. Or if he would stay here.
my money is on him wanting more money and doing it all over again still
He should have thought about taking less money to help the team about 3-4 years ago, not just 6 months ago. He made his bed, now he’s sleeping in it. Good riddance.
Exactly! Spot on KFEY.
Always am 😉
The writing was on the wall from the year before when KAM turned down. three years at 37 and only wanted to go two years – the beginning of the end right then.
Of course he would. KAM made it clear he wouldn’t pay Cousins what he was worth, wouldn’t guarantee him beyond 2024, and of course would not include a no trade trade clause. Thus, there was absolutely no future for Cousins in Minnesota. He went to an organization that provided the stability he sought.
Penix may or may not usurp Cousins in the future, but he knows Atlanta paid him, guaranteed him, and provided a no trade clause. All the things KAM was not inclined to do.
For the record, I am not “downing” KAM. From a pure business perspective, it makes sense for the Vikings.
Likely.
Pressure is on Kirk again in Atlanta.
Potential Super Bowl talk and high expectations.
Just like when he arrived in Minnesota.
Cousins will play well, and do his job at a high level, just like he always has. He’s fine. I know you want him to fail, but he won’t. Get used to it.
I’m not sure any of the QB’s currently on the Vikings roster can do the job. I’m hoping somehow, some way, the defense is solid, and we get the production we need out of the offense, to win games.
Obligatory KDS (Kirk Defense Syndrome)
Fkey – you’re a gambler right?
Not really.
Just Win Baby!
Everything else will fix itself.
to be fair, we have never seen him play coming off of an achilles tear…
he might not be as high level. although, i’m sure an achilles injury affects a mobile qb WAY more an one that is more of a pocket qb.
but that being said. i’m curious to see how he does this year. i wish no ill will on him.
To be fair, plenty of players have come off of injuries (including Achilles tears) and played well. I think Cousins plays very well this year. The guy flat knows what he’s doing. He’s a proven product.
I definitely want the Falcons to fail.
Big Time !
I’m a VIKINGS FAN
Please not this guy – or his daughter!
Specifically you want Cousins to fail. We all know. We get it. You have KDS.
week 14, who are you cheering for?
Kirk Cousins
or
The Vikings
For me it is a Vikings win, I don’t care if Kirko plays well or not as long as we win.
Correct.
But if Cousins plays well, it makes it harder for the Vikings to win.
Therefore, I hope Cousins has a terrible game and fails. I’m guilty.
Just like I want Love, Goff, Williams to fail badly.
Vikings of course.
Of course.
Duh!
I hope Harrison Smith breaks him in half on a free safety blitz and he lays there for a good 30-60 seconds. “Welcome back Bitch.”
I want the Falcons to fail because I want every NFC team to fail in comparison to the Vikings. No favoritism here.
I’d rather they all did their best and we bet them all at their best .
That’s why I said fail in comparison to the Vikings.
Kirk Defense syndrome only affects about 3 folks here, he’s not one of them. Although I am not a Dr.
The Vikings will finish no worse than 1 game behind the Falcons and I wouldn’t be surprised if they finish better.
The Vikings may win more games than the Falcons Bow.
And pigs may fly.
IF the QB play is decent, and the run game is good, I think the Vikings can beat anyone. I expect the second year in Flores defense will help the team a lot. A strong defense, and a solid running game wins Championships.
It could happen.
I’ver not had a drink yet today, so I’d make this bet. Atlanta will be battling to win their division (and probably will) and we will be battling Bears for the bottom of ours. Can we beat teams – sure on any given day.
Now just us. I don’t believe you can have a good running game without good guard and center play – Hello?
Defense – an experienced QB will give fits to our secondary..
Even under that scenario, the Vikings could be within a game or even ahead of the Falcons. The NFC South is not that good. What if they’re fighting for the division win with a 8-9 record?
It may be exactly that – I know little about the Falcons but living down here have an idea about the overall division.
Now us – we have a couple of problems One, the Lions and Packers have better rosters. And two, they both have better QB situations than we do. And if Caleb is anything like his billing, that’s a problem for us.
We could win some games, be competitve, and still be last in the division.
Some of this is silly.
Atlanta is in a different position. they have had poor QB play for a couple of years and want a good QB and a chance to win the division. Maybe not lofty, but a fair goal
We seem to not mind if we come in last or next to last in the division as it provides hope of SB aspirations down the road.
More lofty for sure.
Nothing wrong with either way.
In the end, it’s just DE hating on Cousins as usual JR.
Hate, I don’t know – bad for the soul.
Correct.
Win win !!
Question given all the off season moves we have made and most see as very good.
Do we have a better roster than the Bears?
Yes.
We don’t have a crybaby leading the offense.
Yes
Great. Have a few Bear’s fans in the family and don’t want to be in the cellar behind them.
I’ll let you know week 18.
I am a big fan of what the team did this offseason.
Best move was dumping a huge salary.
Gosh with all those great moves the sky’s the limit.
Exactly !
Those guys seem excited.
I have no idea why.
Does that make more racist than usual?
Moving out of Cali makes you the supreme racist, so no this does not make you more racist.
Add to the fact that he moved to MAGA Idaho.
Dude needs to be flogged.
might consider it.
She seems nice.
Doesn’t look like she has the technique to hit very hard so if that is what she needs as foreplay I can work with that.
*fantasy/joke talk only of course*
Being born with a scarcity of melatonin makes me racist from what I hear.
It doesn’t matter what I think or do after that.
holy smokes i have a bag just like his, well, it’s just a soft cooler with handles, but i mean SAME THING!
Kamala’s VP candidate??
Reminded me of “straight cash homie.”
It does.
I can only see this with that bag…
Good. Hold the cheese hostage.
FTP
Stupid. Talented and played a spectacular second half of season. but holding out? With a top seven roster, this is stupid to me.
He wants more money. FTP will have to give him 50 million a year!
60
Do I hear 65??
Are the Packers still paying for Rogers this year?
Let’s hope so !!
He benefited from Aaron Jones returning and a weak schedule. I hope they give him all the money. I am not sold on him yet. I don’t think he’s bad, but I don’t think he’s the next HOFer. He’ll end up like Tannehill or Dalton.
Let’s hope so
He’s much better than Tannehill and Dalton. Plays more like Farve than Rogers. He sure beat the hell out of Detroit and Dallas during that weak schedule part.
And I know nothing about this year’s Packers, but will bet they can run the ball well.
I agree, he is better than we like to give him credit for.
So kind of like the Hock situation last year.
Only no playing of word games and phantom back injuries?
Not yet anyway.
I was unable to locate the Soda Slut….
SS plan for protection is to not have any outdoor rally’s.
Trump better take the hint seriously.
They just want to limit his campaign rallies so he doesn’t continue to have the publicity of these major crowds while Kumala struggles to fill half of a middle school gym.
That’s one way to look at.
I’ve got a more sinister one.
Think you are both correct.
He should be surrounded with bullet proof glass like the Pope.
If it gets down to the last week and he is 5 points ahead in. the polls, he better be wearing a suit of armor around.
He needs that armor until he is actually sworn into office.
And beyond.
Yep.
That’s what I said right after the attempt.
She’s not struggling, has raised 100 million dollars in the last two days.
All the money that was being withheld from FJB was released once he bailed.
So it was more ‘FJB’ money than it was ‘Yeah, Cackles’ money.
With everybody now signed, per OTC.
2024 Cap Space is $21 million (This will go up after roster cuts)
2025 Cap Space is $48 million
Darrisaw’s numbers are not yet included for 2026 and beyond so no official cap space number is accurate, yet.
Vikings are swimming in cash for the next two years.
It’s a weird feeling. I feel like Rick was always making Rob B. do his magic every year.
Hopefully it translates to the field. Hitting on the rookie QB would be huge.
Definitely a different approach.
I guess they have room for a quality free agent or player that becomes available.
Yep, bolster the OLine.
Can’t rec this enough.
But will they? They have generally refused to get IOL help in the past when it has been a weak spot for a decade.
Yep. Any more extensions that could be done now? Otherwise keep it for next year unless something irresistible comes along.
Nobody prominent that I can think of that is worthy of that extension. Teams can rollover up to $25 Million-ish in excess cap into the next year if they want.
They did. No doubt about it.
Well money buys you happiness.
Or at least hookers, blow and hunting gear and that’s basically the same thing.
Guess we will find out if cap management equates to winning football games.
Not likely.
You have to draft the right players, and have somebody coach them up.
Agree – draft, pick and coach well.
Somebody should get a kid on camera with him when he makes his appearance. If it’s the real Joe, he won’t be able to help sniffing. Fake Joe will not act like a creep and ignore the kid.

Do you know if tonights “address to the nation” is live?
Will anybody know for sure?
Nobody will know unless the press is there and it’ll be somebody in a mask if it is. All of a sudden the stutter and loss of train of thought issues are going to be gone. He’s going to look more cognitively aware than he has in months or years. Either that or he’s going to announce a terminal illness and step down from the presidency. I hope not. A, because I don’t wish that on just about anybody and B, giving Kamala 3 months to pretend to be a moderate president could be bad for November.
Not that I ever want to provide cover for Sleepy, but have some experience with people with “mental” type problems. Stress really amps up the symptoms. Would just guess without the stress of running again, he will ‘present’ better.
No, no. He was on camera yesterday. He was even miraculously moving better than he has in months and was able to almost run up the big stairs onto AF1.
” almost run” – more like a slow walk without stumbling.
Joe hasn’t moved that fast in years. And damn, only thought Kamala wore pant suits ala Hillary.
Don’t see Kamala in that gif
Who’s the women he is hugging?
Nobody knows, not even Joe.
No Kamala. I bet a family member (daughter in law?)
One of Hunters side crack whores?
AKA Sister in Law?
Maybe it’s the new babysitter. Joe likes to cheat on his wives with the babysitter after all.
He has priors on that one and Hunter has the other one covered.
Like father, like son.
You think that looks like Kamala ?
I think it’s AOC, but not sure.
Sheesh, do you guys miss him already?
It’s fun to stir stuff up.
Oh, I know VP. There is plenty of that on this site.
We need some preseason games. Enough with this offseason stuff.
GM
FTP
SKOL
Happy Hump Day
Couldn’t have said it better myself. Good morning Surly.
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!