Minnesota Vikings Discussion- Tuesday SkolAsylum: 06 May 2025

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Vikings Discussion & Sports Talk

Man, journalists are getting so bored that one of them actually wrote a piece saying that J.J. McCarthy is going to lose the starting job to Sam Howell prior to the season. Those words were actually written by someone who is an actual journalist. I suppose Justin Jefferson is also going to lose his starting job to Lucky Jackson prior to the season. I’m not going to link the article up here because I don’t want to help generate clicks for them.

In other news, the Baltimore Ravens released Justin Tucker. Tucker was Deshaun Watson before Deshaun Watson was Deshaun Watson, allegedly sexually assaulting massage therapists since 2012. Funny, these issues were known to the team going back to 2012, yet they didn’t make any move to do anything with Tucker until he started missing kicks last year. @I’m sure it’s just a coincidence@.

Random Thoughts

They had a social at the school yesterday, they had all the kids’ art hanging for we parents to look at. Here’s kiddo’s picture (circled in red); American flag background, saluting, and wearing a fishing t-shirt. I had no input, I didn’t know anything about it until I saw it last night, I’m very proud. Awesome job, kiddo!

Vikings News

Vikings.com gives you five things to know about 6th round draft pick, Kobe King. They also posted the Monday Morning Mailbag.

NFL News

ESPN shows you what happens at NFL rookie minicamps.

From Newsweek, President Donald Trump announced that the 2027 NFL Draft will be held in Washington D.C.

As mentioned above, the Ravens released K Justin Tucker, per NFL.com.

Also at NFL.com, the Rams and Matthew Stafford agreed to terms for a contract that pays the QB $44 million for the 2025 season.

CBS Sports looks at the Steelers’ top QB options if Rodgers does not play for them in 2025. I figured Kirk Cousins would be on that list, but no. There is, however, one current Viking QB and another past Viking QB on the list.

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Bowbunch told me about this, I follow The Fat Electrician & he’s a part of this group. I’m sickened by the Buffalo school district, this needs to be exposed as much as possible.

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bowbunch
Admin
6 May 2025 7:41 pm

Here’s another one for ya GF. I’ll share it tomorrow as well if you don’t see it tonight.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 7:47 pm

It makes one wonder why the School would dig in their heels?
Do they imagine that litigation can make this all go away at this point??
They are playing ostrich and burying their head in the sand??

No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 5:10 pm

Early on Wednesday, India announced it had launched a military operation against Pakistan, hitting โ€œterrorist infrastructureโ€ in both Pakistan and Pakistan Kashmir. The Indian government said that in total, nine sites were struck. The strikes come amid a significant escalation of tensions between the two neighbors. Pakistan vowed to launch retaliatory strikes on India. 

Indiaโ€™s Ministry of Defense said the actions follow the terrorist attack in Pahalgam last month, where 25 Indian citizens and one Nepali national were killed. The ministry pointed to the massacre of tourists in Indian-administered Kashmir as the catalyst for the current response.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 5:25 pm

Ugh, both nuclear combatants.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 5:51 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 6:19 pm

A terrorist attack was launched against India a week or so ago. They said those terrorists were aligned with Pakistan and this was in retaliation for that.
They go thru this every couple of years, this one seems to be worse than usual. We will have to watch to see if it mostly ‘saber rattling’ or if it morphs into something much more.

No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 3:47 pm

Apparently some folks spotted Aaron Rodgers at the Kentucky Derby wearing a wedding ring. So now they are wondering if he just got hitched? They’re also wondering if this was one of the reasons he hasn’t signed with the Steelers yet, and why the Steelers don’t seemed concerned with him not signing yet.

pirateflip
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 3:56 pm

I don’t know, most women I know would rather have a guy that has a job, not one who will “find one” after they get married…

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  pirateflip
6 May 2025 3:57 pm

Maybe he just had a vision of being married on one of his “trips” and it felt so real that he is just rolling with it.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 4:11 pm

Or he just made his commitment to his himself official. (Married himself – telling him to go phuck himself isn’t an insult)

Yore Mom
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 4:09 pm

Apparently some folks spotted Aaron Rodgers at the Kentucky Derby wearing a wedding ring. So now they are wondering if he just got hitched?

What’s his name?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 5:04 pm

My condolences to the Bride/Groom (depending on how She/Him/They identify).

No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 3:28 pm

The Supreme Court gave the Trump administration another victory today, as it upheld its ban on transgender people serving in the military.

Trump issued an executive order on January 27 prohibiting trans-identified individuals from serving in the US military. The order argued that there were serious concerns over unit cohesion, mental and physical readiness, and the impact on military efficacy. Of course, liberal critics claim the order unfairly discriminates against trans-identified people.

It’s important to note the Supreme Courtโ€™s order only places a stay on a preliminary injunction that a lower court imposed against the policy. The stay will remain in effect until the US Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals rules on the White Houseโ€™s appeal of the lower courtโ€™s order.

This is confusing to me, legally, because I’m not a lawyer. It went to the Supreme Court who issued a stay, till another court rules? OK.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 3:30 pm

The case did not go to Supreme court, only the injunction. The Supreme Court simply said the injunction was void and has not ruled on the actual case.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 3:37 pm

Thanks.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 3:40 pm

Yeah, it’s stupid lawyer technicalities.

Yore Mom
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 4:12 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 4:15 pm

That swing looks familiar…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 4:33 pm

Nice full body turn. Wish I could still move like that.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 4:45 pm

Laughing… indeed.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 4:32 pm

Christ, is everything Trump does going to end up in the courts. He ran on a group of actions and was elected by a majority to enact those actions. But now our Judges are going to decide what’s to be done. They were not elected by anyone.
If we the people can’t decide on matters to be done, then. we’re hardly a democracy.
And besides, there isn’t a judge in this country qualified to say whether a trans is capable of being a military member – they have no idea.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 5:01 pm

I have known a few military members who decided to transition from males to females, including one I served with in special forces. This guy was 6’2″ tall, and after he transitioned (on the taxpayers dime) he wasn’t what anyone would call “attractive”. Many years later I heard he transitioned back, but have no direct knowledge of that. Also, I have no idea how that is even possible. Anyway, he was miserable, depressed, and just a complete mental case. Each of the three members I knew who transitioned had the same problems.

People with gender dysphoria are unhappy, depressed, and emotionally unstable. They are not good for a military unit. Their issues and very presence cause a massive ripple effect in unit cohesiveness, morale, and of course readiness.

In the profession of arms it is unrealistic to pretend they are normal.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 6:23 pm

They deny people with all types of similar problems from serving in the Military. It is only because this is a ‘hot button issue’ that it has become a court case.

KFEY93
6 May 2025 2:44 pm

Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:49 pm

Can’t make this S*it up.

Fan Files Lawsuit over Shedeur Sanders’ Historic Slide in 2025 NFL Draft – Joseph Zucker https://bleacherreport.com/articles/25193549-fan-files-lawsuit-over-shedeur-sanders-historic-slide-2025-nfl-draft

But this lawsuit underscores why every NFL team, including the one that took him, passed on Sanders multiple times.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 3:01 pm

this goes to show why we need legislation recourse over frivolous lawsuits.

Yore Mom
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
6 May 2025 3:11 pm

Agreed. I guarantee this guy is a nepo-baby that’s got more money than MT but hasn’t worked a day in his life.

MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 3:58 pm

That’s a pretty low bar…

got more money than MT

Yore Mom
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 4:13 pm

U 2 humble…

MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 4:54 pm

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MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 4:56 pm

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Stumbled on this one.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 5:54 pm

Funny.
Which one are you?

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 6:08 pm

Cross between The Gunner and The Prankster. Poor Dickstein.

DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:17 pm

The Vikings are last in the NFC north according to this.
It boggles the mind how the “experts” think the Vikings are last after going 14-3 with Sam Darnold at the helm.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:20 pm

They think Sam Darnold is actually as good as the record indicated last year and therefore they will take a major step back this year because JJ McCarthy has never played so ipso facto they are going to suck.

Yore Mom
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:31 pm
JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:31 pm

What a joke. wake me up when the Bears actually do something. And the Steelers who are always a game or so above 500 are 30th.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:34 pm

So the pundits probably look at the QB room we have and think we’re amongst the weakest in the league. Then they look at the whole rest of the team and say “not bad” so they put us at 16.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 1:41 pm

Just going to make it an even cooler run to a SB while watching their amazement at the greatness of JJ stepping in and doing it in his first year when “nobody saw this coming”.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:48 pm

Packers are 10, down from 8. LOL

Yore Mom
Reply to  JRo_42
6 May 2025 1:53 pm

I’m genuinely shocked the Pukers aren’t top-5.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:55 pm

Because their QB who is very talented plays brain dead half the time.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 2:03 pm

I thought he was a Brett Favre and Aaron Rodgers clone?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 2:05 pm

Talent maybe, smart play another matter.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 2:07 pm

Favre wasn’t really blamed of being smart that much.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 2:12 pm

Love is at times so reckless with the ball he makes Favre seem like a conservative out there
(not politics).

Yore Mom
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 2:04 pm

No no no…I’m saying I’m shocked the national suckups don’t have the Pukers ranked in the top-5. (Same for Dallas)

The reality is that Love is too volatile and there are no difference makers on the team. Who are their playmakers? Jacobs maybe? Anybody else?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 2:06 pm

I heard lots of times last year that the Packers WR room is not only the best in the NFC North, but the best in the league and that was before drafting one in the first round.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 2:08 pm

The best WR5 in history! And they have 5 of them.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 2:10 pm

5 WR3s is better than two 1s. Cousin kisser math at its finest.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 2:10 pm

And Watson, when he is on the field.
But to give them something. As a package they have a stout running game.

Wrenage
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:59 pm

I’d probably put us up by the Packers and Bucs.

Yore Mom
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 2:06 pm

Broncos Defense will only carry them so far in the current NFL that gives the offense every advantage.

DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:12 pm

Interesting.
Is there anything to “comeback” from if you have never played a snap in the NFL?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:14 pm

I’ve been wondering that.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:15 pm

I mean, he’s not eligible to win rookie of the year so therefore last year counts and he is coming back from injury.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:16 pm

Why you ruin my bet prop?? ๐Ÿ˜”

Yore Mom
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:15 pm

I’ll bet 6 months of my mortgage payments that JJ McCarthy won’t win Rookie of the Year.

I don't have a mortgage 
DE Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:19 pm

What a Cheapskate.
Only 6 months worth?

Yore Mom
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:31 pm

๐Ÿ˜ I bet responsibly.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:31 pm

Laughing… I’ll bet every penny I have right now on that.

NoDakRube
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 3:06 pm

I will bet a million he doesn’t win that and give 1,000 to one odds.

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:35 pm

Preseason counts! Just think of Kyle Sloter!

DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:09 pm

As long as he takes his Kirko-sabbath.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:11 pm

There is no such thing as a day of for JJ.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:50 pm

Actually good for body and mind to take days off. Do you work 7 days a week? Do you take vacations? Those days off refresh the mind, at minimum, and with a taxing physical job like football players have, it is helpful to rest (and tend to family matters). I am with Kirk on this one.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
6 May 2025 1:54 pm

There have been times that I did. One of the two discussed here has a championship trophy at his house and one does not.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 2:18 pm

Me too, but it was out of necessity – employer needed it, and I needed the money. But I don’t think it helped me stay at the top of my game, so to speak, and mentally it was not good. Breaks are needed for peak performance.

That being said, who is really more successful? One has a wife and kids and $100+ million more than the other. ๐Ÿ˜‰

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
6 May 2025 2:23 pm

$100+ million more than the other

*For now

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
6 May 2025 2:38 pm

We talking successful at accumulating wealth and a family or successful at football. They did not go hand in hand in this case. I could not careless about his personal life.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 3:04 pm

The two are obviously the same.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 3:14 pm

Not the same but need not be mutually exclusive either.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 3:17 pm

I bet JJ can at least run a grill properly.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 3:15 pm

Its weird how the Stans get secondhand cocky/accomplishment from someone else having a wife and kids and accumulating massive amounts of wealth. Think he’s sending them checks and putting them in his inheritance?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 3:26 pm

Jro can speak for himself but don’t believe that was his point at all (recall your strawman point from several days back).
A good example about two professional athletes that are considered. the greatest – Tiger and Jack in golf. Tiger was relentless, worked night and day, consumed with it. Jack hardly practiced once he became a pro. Felt it was more important to be a good family man, and mentally that made him better for golf. Jack played at the top of tournament golf for nearly 40 years and claimed because he kept himself mentally fresh.
Very much believe i hard work, but everyone must also learn to “wet the stone” too.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 6:57 pm

There you go. This sums it up good. Again, taking mental and physical breaks is good for body. Bowbunch brought up strawman of winning championships (which college doesn’t matter to NFL players, btw), which has nothing to do with playing at your peak performance mentally and physically. Let’s just see how JJ does in the NFL. I hope he’s good. He may be much worse than Cousins, so we’ll see.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 6:55 pm

I never brought up success at football as a qualifier. I just said it is good for people to take a break to rejuvenate. That would be considered truth for most people.

bowbunch
Admin
6 May 2025 12:12 pm

And this is why you don’t open the cage by hand. This has to be a trick they’re playing on the rookie.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:16 pm

Dude lost his balance a bit and almost became bear food.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 12:17 pm

That’s the worst bear trap I’ve ever seen and should not be used to release a griz.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:16 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:37 pm

Dude came damn close to falling out the back of the pickup. That would have ended badly.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 12:55 pm

That’s why they should be using a better trap and opening it from the cab of the pickup.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:59 pm

Or simply a remotely controlled gate on the cage. Mount it on a trailer. Drive to the spot, open the cage, drive away once the animal exits.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 1:03 pm

Usually there is a frame above the door with a pulley. You just jack knife the trap (that should be a trailer for a bear and not that little thing), run a rope through the pulley and tie it tight to the hitch. Then all you have to do is pull the trailer straight, door opens bear runs away with you safely located in the cab.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:06 pm

I like it. Simple.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 1:09 pm

I’m just theorizing of course.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:11 pm

Yeah, but in 15 seconds you came up with a better plan than that ridiculous concept.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 1:16 pm

Yes, dreamed up. Never done.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:12 pm

Good one.
or maybe have a tunnel/ramp for Kodiak jr to have to go through to reach freedom. That’d probably give the new guy enough time to get into the truck.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:33 pm

I’ve seen a couple of close calls with momma cows. One where we had a roped calf just freshly loaded on the flatbed and momma came around the corner of the flat bed with surprising speed and agility and got a half head butt on my stepson before we both scrambled up on the flat bed and one where my wife’s ex had to roll under the truck when momma came at a beeline and he slipped in the mud.

With a bear there is no chance in hell I wouldn’t be safely ensconced in the cab. Even if you were sitting in the pickup bed with a drawn tailgate the pickup could stall and that damn bear could get in there with you.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 1:35 pm

For sure. Cows are way quicker than people realize and a bear could easily clear the tailgate of a pickup.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 2:01 pm

I would not even be in the same county as an angry bear.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 2:05 pm

Bears aren’t so bad. Moose make me more nervous in the woods. I wouldn’t try to pet one that’s been caged up though.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 2:25 pm

A conservation officer being that dumb?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
6 May 2025 7:47 pm

Doesn’t look like a conservation officer or game warden to me. Best case it’s a wildlife tech who would definitely know better but based on the stickers I’m thinking some sort of nonprofit or feds.

Yore Mom
6 May 2025 12:02 pm

Warren Buffet sounds like RFK jr. these days.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 12:57 pm

From what he’s saying or how he’s saying it?

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:01 pm

Literally how his voice sounds now is very similar to RFK jr’s.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:06 pm

Interesting.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:08 pm

It is. And weird. I heard Buffet announce he was stepping down and wondered why RFK jr was speaking for him. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

DE Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:07 pm

Well, the dude is 94 years old.
My mom is 91 and I can’t figure out what she is saying over the phone.

Yore Mom
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 1:09 pm

Preach! My momma is 94. She speaks much better with her hearing aids in. ๐Ÿ˜‚

MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:29 pm

Might be time to sell the 10 shares of class A Berkshire Hathaway my folks gave me upon graduation in 1986.

Haha I wish. Instead I got a set of gently used Samsonite luggage. Which was useful for a good eight years so definitely not the worst gift. However 10 A shares would be pretty sweet these days.

Mjolnir
6 May 2025 11:58 am

Happy Tuesday Skolbros!

FTP!
FT*!

Little over a week until the schedule release. Canโ€™t wait. Seeing our opponents on paper makes it real for me.

A few comments on the last few threads:

Great pic by Eli!

BRAD CAUGHT A FISHINโ€™ POLE?!?

Whoโ€™s gonna be the freakinโ€™ Pope?

freeze is too demanding

JJ has plenty of arm strength. Plenty. Saw a few examples up close when he came to Lincoln. Kid can make every throw this offense requires.

Mentions of Jeff George. Dude was a head case – but some of the throws that guy could make were unreal. Really enjoyed watching him throw to Moss & Carter.

Now I want to buy a gun. Mor cool gun photos please!

SKOL!!!

๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”จ๐Ÿ”จ

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 May 2025 12:01 pm

How are you doing, mjolnir? Nice to see you on the thread.

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 12:07 pm

Iโ€™m on my feet. Was gut shot. Holed up long enough to dig out the round. A little whiskey. Some beans. Fresh water for the horse and Iโ€™ll ride again.

Iโ€™m okay Doc – focusing on work, weekend visits where I take the Goose to my Dadโ€™s. Football season slowly approaching. Wonโ€™t be officially divorced until later this summer. Itโ€™s complicated but it always is. Itโ€™s also amicable – hoping to keep it that way.

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 May 2025 12:35 pm

Thanks for the update. I like the upbeat attitude but it won’t always be that way. We are here for you virtually in the ups and downs.

Still find myself getting misty eyed thinking of my constant companion. Was working on my tractor on a hot sunny day and realized Bubba had got up and used the dog door to get into the house. Heh heh if Tuck went missing in that situation it would be because he found some tasty cow shit to scarf down.

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Yore Mom
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 1:04 pm

๐Ÿ’”

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 2:29 pm

Just got GD dusty in my officeโ€ฆ..

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 4:52 pm

That is an awesome memorial for Tuck

Yore Mom
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 May 2025 12:04 pm

(RIP Admiral Big Gun)

MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 12:05 pm

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 May 2025 12:07 pm

Hope you and Goose are doing well. Even tough times will pass.
All the best.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 May 2025 12:31 pm

Scheels sells these pretty cheap.
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Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:02 pm

How much?
Asking for a friend.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 1:06 pm

$350. Like $270 for an all black one.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 1:34 pm

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 May 2025 12:45 pm

i actually think i demand too little on this site…

freezeyface
6 May 2025 11:25 am

i’m chuckling looking at all the different wide variety of posts here today that would get people instabanned at the daily norseman.

I LOVE IT

manly-purple
Reply to  freezeyface
6 May 2025 11:29 am

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Yore Mom
Reply to  freezeyface
6 May 2025 11:31 am

Pansy!

freezeyface
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 11:55 am

Derby Skol
Reply to  freezeyface
6 May 2025 11:45 am

Would you say we have a plethora?

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
6 May 2025 10:58 am

Read today that JJ threw a football 61 mph at the combine, with the fastest recorded being Burrows at 62 mph. For some reason I thought JJ had a good arm, not great. I guess we are SB bound.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkolfromMT
6 May 2025 11:04 am

I feel like JJs going to show he’s capable of things that pre draft people didnt see him do because he was rarely asked to do it. The opposite is going to happen in KOCs scheme. I will not be surprised. Last year during the pre season there were reports he was throwing TOO hard, and needed to tone it down and add a bit more touch for the shorter throws to help the receivers. Arm strength, leadership, pocket presence, emotional and football intelligence are not things we have to worry about this kid.

Derby Skol
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 11:08 am

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 11:16 am

I mean it is the football Sabbath, I mean Tuesday.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 11:09 am

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 11:11 am

It depends on his ability to process. Physical traits are not the whole story on a QB’s ability. They are somewhat foundational in the NFL, but what separates good QB’s from really great ones, is their ability to process. Tom Brady is one of the fastest processors ever, Montana too, as well as Brees. Manning and Marino were also fast processors. If a QB has the physical ability, and the mental ability, along with a strong team around them, they will be very good in the NFL.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 11:32 am

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 11:37 am

But do you think he can be as good as Kirk?

If JJ is not substantially better than Kirk, the draft was a complete failure and JJ can go play for FTP.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 11:39 am

That is not possible. JJ is the one who will bring championships, plural to Minnesota. We will forget the dark times before JJ. There is nothing but light in the future.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 11:45 am

Jonathan James McCarthy is the one all others will be compared to. He has been endowed to Minnesota to bring joy and peace. Accept him.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 11:47 am

The QB the others rejected has become the cornerstone. Let us rejoice.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 11:10 am

Hockenson, I believe yesterday, said in an interview that JJ reminds him of Stafford.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 11:15 am

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 11:27 am

Get a haircut, Hockenson!

freezeyface
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 11:42 am

also take a paycut!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkolfromMT
6 May 2025 11:06 am

Jeff George could throw the ball with tremendous velocity and distance. Truly had a great arm.

Conversely, Joe Montana had one of the weakest arms you’ll ever see in the NFL. Brees didn’t have a cannon either BTW. Manning? Yeah, not the strongest arm, but a really good QB.

Just some personal perspective here. BTW, when Cousins went through the combine, he was one of the fastest ever recorded on the radar gun, at the time, and after he threw, RGIII decided not to actually throw against the gun.

bowbunch
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Reply to  SkolfromMT
6 May 2025 11:08 am

I think it was Josh Allen and then a kid last year also hit 62.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 11:09 am

JJ was also like top 10 or 15 in the short shuttle drill. Not of QBs, out of all participants at the combine. He’s quick.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkolfromMT
6 May 2025 3:14 pm

Having a fast ball is one thing, and very important, but can he drop it in over a linebacker? Can he throw the fade to the back corner of the endzone? Does he throw a nice “back shoulder” ball?

Can he deliver in the face of pressure?

Time will tell.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:39 am

Gays for Palestine approves of this message.

KFEY93
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:57 am

Idk about you but I’m definitely Gay for Palestine.

Yore Mom
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 11:34 am

What about Palpetine?

MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:26 am

Great drawing by Eli up top. That is awesome stuff, Brad.

On a related note, all of those kids can draw better than I can.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:30 am

Noses seems to be a work in progress, especially the one in the upper right.
Not that I could do any better, don’t remember the last time I drew anything, and not just because I am old and so have a bad memory.

Derby Skol
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:01 am

I can’t draw either, but I do the maths gooder

JacksonVike
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 12:46 pm

Had a high school kid working in our kitchen at the restaurant. When he would cut the pizzas, which were supposed to be wedges, he ended up with a couple of squares in the middle. I asked him how he does that, he said “I don’t math well”. I said ‘you don’t English well either”.

No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 10:12 am

Well the Catholic Church is in Conclave, selecting the next Pope. Will DEI play a role? Will we have the first Asian, or Black Pope? Will they insist in the future we have females, or transgender Priests, Bishops, and Cardinals in the Church?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 10:18 am

There’s as much politics in Rome as there is in DC.

manly-purple
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 10:40 am

History of the Vatican

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 10:40 am

Anytime there are people involved there will be politics.
It is the nature of the beast.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 10:22 am

An Asian or Black Pope does not mean that it was a DEI choice.
But it does raise the question about if it was.

The top Conservative candidate is from Africa. So he could be a DEI that squashes further DEI hires???

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:41 am

I didn’t mean to intone that, and I have to apologize here. My DEI reference was not towards racial or cultural diversity. The Catholic church is fully represented, and comprised of people of all colors, and ethnicities.

I was referring to the church becoming more woke, and embracing the left’s BS that they must aggressively include “non binary” people and women in the future leadership.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 10:47 am

Even Pope Francis rejected that.
Activists are pushing the issue and most of those are not even Catholic.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 11:12 am

Exactly, and they will continue pushing…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:31 am

I think Jewish would be more better.

MT Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 10:37 am

I’m happy to say that of the small number of things that rise to the level of my having an opinion of, and the even smaller number of things that I have an opinion of that actually have any effect on my life, that who or what is the pope means absolutely nothing to me. They could put a chimpanzee in the papacy and I could not care less.

I’m not even sure why women are not allowed in the priesthood.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:03 am

Duh – cause women aren’t as smart as men, everyone knows that.

MT Viking
Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 11:13 am

Haha that makes perfect sense.

bowbunch
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Reply to  JRobert
6 May 2025 11:18 am

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:04 pm

Couldn’t have said it better.

bowbunch
Admin
6 May 2025 10:00 am

GF, the Unsubscribe guys made a follow up video on that situation this weekend as well. They brought the receipts. If people don’t go to jail, it will be an absolute travesty.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:01 am

for those who wont’ watch that video, can you tell me about it?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:10 am

So the School District is abusing kids? Or they are aware of others doing so and not reporting it as they are required to do as Mandatory Reporters?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:12 am

Both.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:14 am

But according to the local media he should be ignored because he brought this forward on a podcast and they drank beer and he burped once. He also has a “rocky” past because he has been investigated before (for things like calling an armed robbery suspect “fat boy”).

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:18 am

The even sadder part is the amount of people that have said, whatever, why should Buffalo get all the attention? This happens everywhere and is standard in public schools.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:27 am

Right, because it is ok as long as others are doing it.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:32 am

That has amazingly been the attitude of some. This has been fun to watch. These guys are a group that is not going to let it go and have a huge following of vets and first responders that are not going to let this just go quiet.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:42 am

Yeah, in the video this weekend, Nick, the Fat Electrician, has an entire binder already and said he has multiple FOIA requests pending.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:10 am

Yep, he’s just a silly Youtuber so don’t take him seriously. One of the stories he told involved somebody coming into the school and trying to abduct two kids (like Kindergarten/Preschool age). One of the kids wet himself and the school didn’t tell the parents what happened and just said he had an accident. Since the local media has been trying to discredit Rich/Angry Cops, I think an arrest has been made in that case and more people are coming forward with other similar stories of the school system ignoring or covering up assaults. A kindergarten teacher was locking kids in a bathroom with no lights as punishment. The punishment for the teacher is that they can’t teach in that kindergarten class anymore. Lots of other stories in this weekends video and I’m sure there’s more to come.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:10 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:39 pm

We need to go back to public lynching’s/firing squad for these people. No amount of meds/rehab is going to fix them. Bullet in the head, burry, move on.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 12:57 pm

I kind of agree, although bullet in the head is too quick. I would prefer the longer drawn out version, and maybe castration with a dull knife.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 12:59 pm

They are simply “minor attracted persons”. You need to accept them for who they are or you are a bigot.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 3:18 pm

Do you know how to fix minor attracted persons?

Shoot them.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:06 am

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:12 am

Yep, they just posted that one this weekend. Rich has been on a bunch of other podcasts as well talking about what it going on as well.

On a lighter note, there’s also a new Fat Electrician video from yesterday.

NoDakRube
6 May 2025 9:35 am

GF, from your picture up top it looks like you are raising your son to be one of those Ci-Gender, Flag-waving , white Christian nationalists..the most evil and dangerous demographic in America.

Well done.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 May 2025 9:42 am

It is the North Dakotan way.
Idaho as well by the way.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 9:08 am

Harken back to the other days discussion of Seatbelts and Helmets.

First two on the list is ‘Ride without helmets’ and ‘Drive without seatbelts’.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/er-doctors-one-thing-never-203500764.html

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:23 am

Thank you for posting that.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:37 am

Not petting strange animals is funny, seen to many videos of tourists trying to get close to Bison in Yellowstone, that never ends well.

I do have to admit that it as been years since I went to see a Doctor. Tricare assigned me to the AFB but the AFB closed the base to everyone but employees and residents during Covid. I tried to get reassigned to a local Dr but Tricare refused saying ‘you can talk to your Dr via telemed or you can go to urgent care’.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:42 am

We call those “assault cows”.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:48 am

I would change that. I highly recommend that anyone beyond the age of 50 have an annual exam with a physician. My insurance (and Medicare) pays 100% for them. Makes it much easier when you have those moments of “gee I would like a sleeping aid when we fly the red eye to Paris” etc to just call the office and ask the nurse if you can get a script for ___.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:53 am

When I became eligible for Medicare I looked for a local Dr and the Medicare Drs were all Old (60 plus), not native english speakers and had very low ratings.
Then we had the move and all of the related drama.

MT Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 11:07 am

There must be plenty in the Nampa region. Boise is kinda considered a sweet landing spot in the medical world.

You can ask your friends and neighbors for recommendations, read reviews I suppose although they are inaccurate, or check out where they did residency. 99% of the time someone that did a residency somewhere that you have heard of that is known to be a leader in medicine will be at least competent if not outstanding.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 11:15 am

I used to get my physicals at work. When I retired and needed a knee replacement, had to find a local doctor who would do a physical and take medicare. At the time, in the greater DC area ( NoVA mostly) found one who would take me new as a medicare patient. And when I got there, 95% on the people in the office were medicaid.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:11 am

I try to go every year because we have an accident policy through work, similar to an Aflac thing, that pays $100 per year for an annual exam that is 100% covered by insurance. Take an hour off work and get paid 100 bucks? Sure.

Derby Skol
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 11:04 am

I ride my dirt bike a lot without a helmet when I was a kid and used it while irrigating sugar beets. Always wore my helmet when I went up in the hills and got crazy though.

MT Viking
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 11:11 am

I will admit that I have a little microbike or minibike or whatever they are called that I look ludicrous riding on…but I use it when my wife says “your dog(s) are full of piss and vinegar and need to be run but supper will be ready in ten minutes”. Doing loops around our pasture I don’t wear a helmet but of course it is soft dirt and I don’t go very fast. If, on the other hand, I take Bubba up in the hills on my mountain bike then I wear a helmet as the descents are fast and a little technical. Of course I always wear one on the streets in town cuz asphalt is hard and there’s always the chance a driver will knock you off your bike (happened to me three times on Colton or Parkhill in Billings just riding to work in the mornings).

Yore Mom
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 11:35 am

KFEY93
6 May 2025 8:52 am

Happy Tuesday!!

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Derby Skol
6 May 2025 8:52 am

It’s completely installed, just waiting for the mechanic to have time to help me with start up/ break in.

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KFEY93
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 8:57 am

I know what 4 of the things in that picture are. Thats it lol

Derby Skol
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 9:26 am

That’s where it starts. Soon 4 becomes 5 and then 6 and eventually you know enough to wreck stuff. Haha.

KFEY93
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 9:47 am

Had to replace the alternator in my 08 sport trac 3 TIMES! Im just lucky it was in an easy to reach place so I could do it myself. Uncle had to show me the first time. Second time a buddy helped me and 3rd time I did it on my own.

Wrenage
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 9:05 am

Walz: “Nice blinker fluid reservoir, man friend of myself.”

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 9:30 am

Yore Mom
Reply to  Derby Skol
6 May 2025 11:36 am

Sweet!!

DE Viking
6 May 2025 8:41 am

Insider: Falcons QB Kirk Cousins Left ‘Without a Logical Destination’

Not sure what all the whoo ha is about.
Kirk doesn’t want to leave.
He said he was retiring a Falcon.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
6 May 2025 8:44 am

Dudes a walking PR Robot of a QB. He can pull the wool over your eyes if you dont know how to read people or know the difference between being told what you want to hear and someone being genuine.

bowbunch
Admin
6 May 2025 8:29 am

I want one

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 8:41 am

Lol the caption made that whole lot better.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 9:00 am

I kind of want a Sig 365 axg legion.

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bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 10:02 am

I heard the P320 is pretty awesome. Will even fire itself from time to time to keep you on your toes.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:02 am

But yeah, the Legion’s are pretty cool.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:10 am

Supposedly they shoot like butter with their extra weight. Hard to believe they hold 17 rounds too. They are compact.

But, it’s kind of like…how many 9MM do I need?

Then again…maybe all of them?

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 10:44 am

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 11:40 am

I’d like to buy an “a”.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:09 am

I have heard that, too. Maybe it is powered by AI!

bowbunch
Admin
6 May 2025 8:21 am

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 10:03 am

Have you seen the girls in Minnesota though? And you know it’s going to be the fugly, gender confused ones that take advantage of this rule.

Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:12 pm

You mean the girls (and their boobs) that look like this?

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JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 12:12 pm

I don’t know if you can say that people anywhere in general are good-looking anymore. Maybe Sweden or Denmark or something. Here, so many people in general (including men) are overweight/out-of-shape or like you said, gender-confused/non-binary/whatever, it is sad. I don’t mean to offend anyone, just an observation.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 2:17 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 3:36 pm

Ron White is hilarious.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 8:25 am

where do i live….what the heckkkkkkkkkkk

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 8:31 am

Some female breasts have no business being exposed in public.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 8:37 am

Personally, I haven’t worn shorts in about 20 years…

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 8:41 am

your boobs hang THAT low that you can’t wear shorts?!?!?!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
6 May 2025 8:58 am

Very Well Plaid!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
6 May 2025 9:17 am

Laughing… no, my legs are so bad, I don’t want to scar children for life…

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
6 May 2025 9:19 am

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 8:32 am

I’m out of the loop. Are boob guys not a thing anymore?

Does that mean leg guys and butt guys also no longer exist?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 8:40 am

I think these kinds of liberal rulings cut at our core decency, and really disrespect the women in our lives.

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 8:59 am

Yeah, a degree of decorum is good.

And decency aside, ladies with poor boobs will develop complexes as the ones who are well-endowed flaunt it. I have seen ladies get petty over that sort of thing personally. I have also seen ladies admit they weaponize their cleavage and use it to send messages to other women.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 9:20 am

Interesting about weaponizing cleavage and sending messages to other women.

I dated a woman many years ago who had fantastic breasts. She said they were very powerful, and she controlled people with them. The relationship lasted about two weeks.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 9:38 am

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 9:39 am

You resisted the spell. That is true strength!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 9:49 am

Yeah, that whole point of view that she could manipulate others with her physical traits wore thin quick. Especially since I have lived in 26 countries and seen gorgeous women all over the world. I told her we were over, and she asked what was wrong. My answer? “Basically you”.

manly-purple
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
6 May 2025 9:57 am

You are your picture.

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 8:44 am

Im an all kinds of things guy but, I will say there ARE boobs out there that probably shouldnt see the light of day.

Wrenage
Reply to  KFEY93
6 May 2025 8:55 am

That is true. On one hand, I can see how having boobs out eliminates the the mystery. One no longer has to wonder what a girl looks like naked. That can free up a lot of brain power. It can also destroy the illusion that is the push-up bra.

On the other hand, girls with perfect boobs will basically be like the Pied Piper of Hamlin…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 9:01 am

Thought the Pied Piper had kids following him.
Well both, first mice and then kids when the town wouldn’t pay him.

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
6 May 2025 10:05 am

Wasn’t that the Pied Father?

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 8:59 am

Yeah there would be some car accidents downtown for sure, distracted driving.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 9:34 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
6 May 2025 9:45 am

Good Gif is good.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 10:17 am

I’ve never understood why on a hot day a guy can strip off down to shorts while working in the garden or mowing the lawn but it is inappropriate for a woman to do the same.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:33 am

I understand completely…

bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:33 am

manly-purple
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:45 am

far more sexual connection women’s breasts than men’s

MT Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
6 May 2025 10:51 am

I bet within a month the prurient interest would diminish considerably. I see a lot of breasts, 99% of them are not “Playboy centerfold” spectacular and I bet a fair proportion of the Playboy centerfolds are airbrushed or strategically posed for effect.

Kinda like the first time your girlfriend has an upset tummy and you are rubbing it in a circular fashion and she passes a little gas and acts all embarrassed. Whereas the typical man says, “thank god we have reached this point in the relationship” and can rip ass at will in the future.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 10:58 am

I still don’t fart in front of my wife. She has maybe caught me five times. It’s a matter of pride for me at this stage. I enjoy being the only non-smelly husband she has heard about.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 11:12 am

That is very impressive. My wife can definitely tell stories about the volume and length of my farts.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:29 am

When she speaks of me to her friends, they are all jealous of her non-smelly husband who can also clean without prompting.

On the other hand, she hates that I don’t travel enough…so it’s a mixed bag.

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:30 am

Worst fart I ever smelled came from a girl in high school chemistry class.

Honestly, I’m pretty sure she died shortly after. I still don’t have complete vision in my right eye.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 11:32 am

LOL

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:41 am

What is interesting is that no one said a word. We were all rendered speechless by the horrific level of stench she produced. No one even thought of laughing or making a joke. Even as immature high schoolers, we felt nothing but overwhelming emphatic pity for a person who obviously had a struggle none of us could comprehend going on inside her guts.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 11:34 am

My wife and onion rings. Not real onion rings, but those fake ones. I don’t know if any of you remember the two beer story where she stopped the waitress and said “he doesn’t need a second beer” (ppb loved that one) but turnaround is when she tells the waitress “I’m thinking of onion rings” and I say “are they those fake ones…if so then hell no”

manly-purple
Reply to  Wrenage
6 May 2025 11:22 am

I simply quote my elementary gym teacher (a woman) when an unpopular girl farted and kids started making fun of her: “If you don’t fart, you die.”

manly-purple
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 11:26 am

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Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
6 May 2025 12:16 pm

I knew the honeymoon was really over when she came in and pooped while I was still brushing my teeth………

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
6 May 2025 1:25 pm

In my household, she makes me leave while she poops. That doesn’t stop her from carrying on a conversation (I wear hearing aids). “I can’t hear you!” Conversation continues. Maybe that’s when she supposedly told me the granddaughter switched majors to education.

However, when I’m on the throne anything is fair game. She’ll stand five feet away getting my opinion on whether the paint should be semigloss or matte.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Northwoods
6 May 2025 1:54 pm

True love.

Yore Mom
Reply to  bowbunch
6 May 2025 11:41 am

MT Viking
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 11:59 am

You know that is Shay Mitchell, of course? My dancing pregnant gal!

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manly-purple
6 May 2025 8:00 am

Crazy how things can change. For so many years the pope and Europe tried keeping the “Turks” out of Europe, yet now they’re being let in left and right and now are receiving the pope’s Popemobile.

https://notthebee.com/article/pope-franciss-final-wish-was-to-send-his-popemobile-to-gaza-as-a-mobile-clinic

freezeyface
6 May 2025 7:52 am

GF post his pic in here, i’m not going back to yesterdays thread to see it…

but i want to see it

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 8:28 am

thanks! that’s an awesome picture!

manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 May 2025 8:29 am

That is sweeeeet! Nice work by kiddo.

VikingPhilip
6 May 2025 7:30 am

Am I the only one not seeing Eli’s art picture up above?

manly-purple
Reply to  VikingPhilip
6 May 2025 7:30 am

I’m not seeing it either.

JacksonVike
Reply to  VikingPhilip
6 May 2025 7:44 am

It’s not there, it is on yesterdays thread. You can tell the kid is being raised right.

Surly Viking
Admin
6 May 2025 6:57 am

GM
FTP!
SKOL!

Nice to see a decent QB wearing #8 for the Vikings. About time that number gets put to good use….

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 7:00 am

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
6 May 2025 9:03 am

It’s ok.
It’s Tuesday.

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 7:46 am

KIIIIRK
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 8:17 am

At least somebody getting paid what he’s worth anyway.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 11:29 am

So surly…

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Yore Mom
6 May 2025 11:39 am

Yeah, I can admit that I am an old man at 61 and very set in my ways.

Yore Mom
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 May 2025 11:45 am

๐Ÿ‘ earned…

JacksonVike
6 May 2025 5:56 am

Happy Tuesday,

FTP

Skol

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JacksonVike
6 May 2025 6:55 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JacksonVike
6 May 2025 9:04 am

FTP Auto Rec.

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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