Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion: 01 Sep 2022

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Happy thirsty Thorsday, everyone, and welcome to Skoloholics! Join us as we discuss the latest Minnesota Vikings news, Minnesota Vikings updates, news from around the NFL, and virtually any other topic. On this site, the real action is in the comments, so if you haven’t checked out the comments section yet, you should join us! This is the open thread, which is……open. Therefore, you will see discussion of nearly ANY topic here.

A billion kudos to skoldiers for keeping us up to date on the Vikings practice squad and waiver wire moves yesterday. Another day of absolute chaos, and thanks to Skoldiers, we kept you up to date as that chaos ensued. The past two days have been crazy, and Skoldiers and Mick have done a tremendous job of keeping us up to speed!

In the end, the Vikings didn’t make any major moves, which is probably a good thing. If you’re picking a bunch of guys off of other teams’ scrap heaps, it’s generally not a good sign. The Browns poached Kellen Mond, so now he can go join a fellow ex-Viking, the Browns head coach Kevin Stefanski. I was honestly hoping Mond would clear waivers so we could sign him to the practice squad, but I didn’t expect him to clear waivers.

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Recent Minnesota Vikings News:

Skoldiers has a tracker where he keeps us up-to-date on the latest Vikings waiver and practice squad activity.

From PFT, Kellen Mond was claimed off waivers by the Cleveland Browns.

Russell Wilson and the Broncos agreed to a MASSIVE extension, details courtesy of ESPN.

Video of the Day:

Since the greedy SOBs at the NFL won’t allow their videos to be embedded because they may miss out on a penny @and they’re very broke@, I’ll go with this one instead. This is my favorite current comedian, the immortal Bill Burr, expressing his opinion about………..most everything. CAUTION: NSFW LANGUAGE!!

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HUNViking
2 September 2022 2:54 am

Starting page looks weird, has anything been changed with the site?

HUNViking
Reply to  HUNViking
2 September 2022 2:56 am

Back to normal now.

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:55 pm

Alpha out, see ya layer lads. Big 5

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
2 September 2022 2:49 am

Have fun, five, safe travels.

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:45 pm

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:14 pm

Oh sweet, Qatar reinstalled the mask mandate for the Chyna fake scam flu. Woo hoo

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:16 pm

Still people all over town here wearing diapers on their face.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:23 pm

DFW had about 15% of the sheep wearing them. Sad

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:10 pm

If you could see the shit show that is this Qatar flight you would not believe it. Lmao.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:18 pm

Is this your stewardess?

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Kodiak
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:19 pm

Hopefully you have scotch. Ethiopian air has no booze, just beer and wine.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:22 pm

I’m gonna drink enough of it to float a battleship. They have it. About 85% of this flight wipe their ass with their bare hand

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:28 pm

Go to Asia sometime and enjoy the toilet facilities.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:30 pm

Usa soon, likely have to use a squirrel for tp soon

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:34 pm

Nope, youngsters are too mentally weak to go w/o perfect toilet facilities.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:38 pm

Yup, gonna be funny watching them try to cook a human leg

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:45 pm

Have a great trip, send pictures. Drop a line when you can.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:46 pm

I will. Can’t wait to get to camp. Buff, honey badger, eland, etc

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
2 September 2022 12:05 am

Buff, honey badger, eland, etc


Ewwww…none of us are interested in knowing your and Kodiak’s pet names for each other.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
2 September 2022 3:34 am

you are getting Lifer trolley

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
2 September 2022 5:29 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:23 pm

Looks like a vike cheerleader

Kodiak
1 September 2022 9:46 pm

Our D line sucked before this week, now we’re starting Bullard or Lynch. BBL is only one injury from starting and here’s how good he has been.

“In two seasons with the Texans, Blacklock’s perceived weaknesses showed up far more than his strengths. He played just 254 defensive snaps as a rookie and was graded dead last by Pro Football Focus out of 133 interior defensive linemen who played at least 200 snaps”.

 Greasy Adolf said. “We thought that was an opportunity to add somebody in Blacklock who’s got a really good pass-rush skill set, really disruptive in that phase. In the run game, also disruptive. So we’re trying to add that skill set.

Holy shit, if dead last is better than what we had we aren’t likely to win much. Throw in one of the worst groups of cb’s in the nfl and lookout record book.
Yep, we just might allow 3000 yards rushing and 600 points this season, more record setting football from the Vikings.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:02 pm

Can you name anyone who’s played next to him on the Texans D?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 10:19 pm

No, he can’t…until he Googles it.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:38 pm

That wouldn’t have anything to do with it I’m sure….

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 10:53 pm

So playing next to Lynch or Bullard would make him better?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:54 pm

They were both top scrap heap pick ups so maybe true

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:48 pm

Anyway how you doing oofda? Still fat?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:57 pm

Lol. I’m not oof but, yes, I could stand to lose a few pounds.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:06 pm

I had like 4 delicious beers, likely gained 1 lbs. Yolo!

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:09 pm

yolo

That gives me hope. Now I just need to outlast you and Kodiak.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:11 pm

You could. I live a high risk life. Scotch, shooting cape Buffalo up close, wild women. MT says it’s the years in the life

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:15 pm

People married for 30 years have zero chance of living a life like ours. Way too much risk and fun involved.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:21 pm

Yup. They thrive on wedding showers and the mall. To it it’s own. Some love drooling in an old folks home

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:23 pm

4 pm dinner at the Golden Corral is a big hit too.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:26 pm

Yup. That’s the big event of the day. Meanwhile we are in Mauritius shooting rusa stags , playing golf, drinking scotch and eating lobster. Likely a back rub included by a nubile young female too

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:30 pm

Don’t forget catching, marlin, tuna and wahoo in the mornings.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:36 pm

Oh yeah. Gonna be epic

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:45 pm

Good to see you and Kodiak connecting. I generally abhor the term “soul mates” but suddenly,. it makes sense to me.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:49 pm

Both man’s mans and love adventure and facing danger

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
2 September 2022 12:03 am

OK…seriously. LMAO.

Both man’s mans and love adventure and facing danger

And I seriously mean seriously this time.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:08 pm

Couldn’t we all.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:50 pm

JJWatt said he was selfish and immature. That was posted the day we got him. So lick my wrinkly starfish.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:52 pm

Looks like mick received this

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:58 pm

“Starfish”. Is that a they/them term. Sorry if I’m not using the right pronouns when addressing you, and congrats on your Google search.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:47 pm

Yeah when he got DQ’d from a game. Context matters.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 11:50 pm

Texans are deep too

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 10:42 pm

Jj watt

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:41 pm

I’m thinking 45 pts allowed per game

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:52 pm

In a few games, yep, but we might hold the average down to 35 for the season.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:53 pm

True, a lot of coaches will pull starters at end of 1st qtr to prevent injuries

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:10 pm

Exactly, and some might bring in the practice squad to start like dabares did last season to give us one of our wins.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:13 pm

Yep, bears forfeited and beaker got to 1-38 in prime time

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:21 pm

@but we’ll be better this season@

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:25 pm

I got 50 bucks that booth and Evans start by game 5. Likely lose 60-3 to jets

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:33 pm

We will see how the season goes. Right now I have us able to compete w/dabares, the jets and giants, which could give us up to 4 wins. More than that may take Devine intervention.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:37 pm

Figure we lose 4 starters to injury like all teams and likely start Evans at cb, Bullard at dt, nailer at wr, oli at ot. Oof

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:43 pm

We were really lucky last season, so I have us losing 6 starters to even things out. Dye will start for Kendricks and Mattison for Cook.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:45 pm

Yup and then when dye gets hurt likely pulling guys out of car washes to start

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 9:25 pm

They will have some movement yet, from their bowels anyway. Now is when the injuries start

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 9:45 pm

Well said

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:20 pm

Lol. I respected you until you endorsed Kodiak.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:42 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:47 pm

No, seriously.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:48 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:55 pm

No seriously, lmao.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:59 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:07 pm

But really, lmao.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:08 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:10 pm

No, I really mean it…lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:14 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:46 pm

lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 8:33 pm

Lol, that was years ago lifer. You are a 🤡. Glad you are triggered

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 9:23 pm

So you think you should be killed by a cow and eaten by chickens? You are very illogical in your thought process or maybe don’t realize everything you say is hypocrisy

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 7:50 pm

Lmao. Dude down the bar drinking michelob ultra

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 7:50 pm

Lifer, you in Dallas?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 8:13 pm

If I was you’d be knocked the fuck out.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 8:32 pm

Lol, you clown

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 7:58 pm

Can you even taste a ultra?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 8:31 pm

I can’t being a man’s man

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:22 pm

A man’s man…

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Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:43 pm

I never knew you knew lifer

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:54 pm

Never met lifer. Just Googled “man’s man” gifs.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:00 pm

Did me and Clint Eastwood show up?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:06 pm

No, just you and The Joker with cowboy outfits that had holes in the chaps. It scared me.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:08 pm

Reminds me of recent dreams where skolly looked like Quasimodo and yelled at me for taking all his money last 5 years

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:12 pm

BTW… never got paid from the 6-pack bet from several years ago. That’s not why I diss you sometimes…there are plenty of other reasons. But t you still owe me.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:16 pm

Really? What was the bet? I was banned for being American so didn’t see it. I’ll pay if I owe you.. cranberry ginger Shandy or hard cider?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:55 pm

sorry…phone died. Logged in on my kid’s Mac but it had issues with the website. Took me awhile to get back to this page.

I’m not worried about the bet. It was a few seasons ago…you did an over/under on Vikings wins in a season on the DN. I took the over but never sent you my address (I don’t think you’re a stalker but, who really knows…lmao).

Anyway, I never called you on it because it wasn’t about the bet, for me, and you got booted shortly thereafter (ask Kodiak about bets…they make him scurred). I felt sorry for you at the time but Kodiak has since displaced you in that regard. What a panty waste that guy is…you know what I’m saying?

Although…the two of you also seem close (Brokeback Mt close, if you know what I’m saying), so I hope I’m not overstepping my bounds. That said, at least you’re clever… Kodiak, not so much

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:58 pm

Ah I see . Happy to pay. Nah , just a blog. More important things to worry about

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 7:49 pm

Lmao, so great. Fkn clown world that this idiot is called the potus.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 8:12 pm

you like this traitor you fucking traitor.

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freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 8:53 pm

It blows my mind that people still believe jan 6th was an “attack”
Shows you have zero actual thinking skills

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
1 September 2022 9:07 pm

Hi freezer, don’t waste your time. You drinking a lift bridge? Actually, I bet a spotted cow as that’s your state and team!

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 9:21 pm

The rights we’re losing. The stupidity of their global climate change agenda, why the supply chain doesn’t work, why the workforce is the lowest ever, how they are intentionally destroying the western world.

norseman1
norseman1
1 September 2022 7:40 pm

FJB!

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 7:45 pm

Damn right chef! Pos traitor

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 7:53 pm

His definition of democracy is different than mine. Keep some powder dry 5.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 8:06 pm

I’m just happy we live in a republic and not a democracy.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 8:33 pm

I’m all in, i don’t see anything fucked up.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 8:34 pm

I will chef. You too. They won’t stop

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 8:11 pm

.

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 8:15 pm

LMFAO. Aviators and tough guy look but needs his brain dead wife to hold his hand and lead him from podium. LMFAO.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 8:35 pm

It’s point blank ridiculous and 🤡 cooter supports it

Mick
Mick
1 September 2022 7:08 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 7:13 pm

Lmao

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 8:15 pm

You criticize but you won’t be able to calculate your 20% tip on you bar bill.

oh that’s right you’re a deplorable you don’t tip.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 8:25 pm

Greasy Adolf used the words optimize and challenge a bunch today. Going into Soldier field at 3-13 will be a challenge that needs to be optimized, lol.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 8:36 pm

I hate your optimism. 2-14

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 6:45 pm

This happy juice is delish

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 6:50 pm

You’re a drunkard. Maybe you’ll get lost in the bush and eaten.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 6:53 pm

Way to make a mockery of your recovery, sad. Could happen, takes bravery. You still leaving your cheetos in the garage for a month. Lmao

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 6:54 pm

I’m just better than you. More will power and commitment. You’re a part time loser on a 1099 weekly advance you have to worry about paying back.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 7:00 pm

Lmao, you were more fun when you drank yourself into a stupor and called everybody a mfer. Have fun at the factory tomorrow.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 7:47 pm

Lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 7:47 pm

Lol

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 6:36 pm

Hey LFA, just got an old Rasputin Draft nitro. Woo hoo

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 6:42 pm

.

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 6:44 pm

Story of your life. You’ve always been jealous of me cooter. I have 32 teeth, ha ha.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 6:48 pm

Pffff…of a simpleton who gets manipulated by traitors and fascists? Not hardly block head. Maybe see if you can pick up the bum at the end of the bar brokeback.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 6:50 pm

Oh the irony….go entertain your wife you cuck

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:28 pm

Speaking of wives, how is yours?

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:44 pm

She is great. How’s yours?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:48 pm

Great. 30 year anniversary this weekend. Thanks for asking.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:49 pm

Wow, I thought you were like 28. Congrats, buy her a cake 🎂

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:53 pm

We’re Indian and it was arranged…married when we were 3 years old.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:55 pm

That’s hilarious!!

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:05 pm

Not a bad way to go imo

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:14 pm

I’m not Indian. Got married at 25. I’m white as fuck (but can get a good tan) and I’m 55.

55 – 25 = 30

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:17 pm

I’m only 53 you old fuck. 17th I turn 54. Look about 35

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 5:14 pm

Did we pick up anymore scrap heap waiver guys to start for us since I landed?

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 5:15 pm

Yep, qb blows from the Lions on ps.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:17 pm

Lmao, they get the next moss and we get a used condom of a player

Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:10 pm

Hey KFEY, how goes the stank search for you? Seems you were struggling mightily earlier only to get a glimmer of hope before being crushed again.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:30 pm

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Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 7:39 pm

Somewhere in ND

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:35 pm

Lol…

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 4:48 pm

It’s his fault the Cowboys score that TD late in the 4th quarter on Halloween night. Oh, and the same with the Lions. Oh, it was also his fault Joseph missed a game winning kick against the bengals, and that Cook then fumbled in OT.

Damn QB

KFEY93
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
1 September 2022 4:53 pm

No but it is his fault we couldnt score for shit against the cow boys on halloween. The defense held them to under 20 pts for 90% of the game. Offense should have stomped them. They didnt.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:52 pm

New Viking Fan must have hacked your account or is living with you.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:56 pm

Lost 14 games last season by one score (most in the NFL) with a defense that gave up the most game winning drives ALL TIME.

This team is primed to be the surprise team in the NFL this year if they stay healthy.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 5:03 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:31 pm

Lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:44 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 10:50 pm

Ok, rec. Your persistence wins me over (sometimes).

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:51 pm

Lol, key to being realistic

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:01 pm

Realstic

aka 90% dick on a fan blog

😄

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:18 pm

1st amendment to the US constitution and for a reason. #framerWisdom

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:23 pm

Not sure if you served. I did for 10 years. Big fan of the constitution. But founding fathers were concerned about the government suppressing speech. They weren’t thinking about dbags on the internet that take no accountability for what they say while hiding behind a keyboard.

John Hancock supports this message

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:28 pm

No need to attack lifer. We don’t agree with him but he still has the right.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 5:05 pm

we might lose 14 this season, but only lost 9 lost season

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:28 pm

Typo, 14 decided by one score, 9 lost.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 5:02 pm

Garbage goat

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 5:34 pm

@didnt know that@

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 5:01 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 5:14 pm

Desecrating my handle with this bum

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:10 pm

Just landed in tex-ass, home of the cowblows

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:13 pm

Got time for some border duty?

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 4:33 pm

Could probably take down a whole herd of border-scooter cartellers with a .416 in one shot

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 4:37 pm

30 year olds claiming to be 12. Free pass.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 6:23 pm

Already been invaded

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:22 pm

Meeting someone you cuck?

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Lifer
Admin
1 September 2022 4:03 pm

“CoUsInS CoNtRaCt Is KiLliNg Us”

-moron five

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 4:09 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 4:25 pm

Huge difference and I have to give beakers agent credit. These guys signed long, long contracts that will be outdated and significantly under value near the end of them. Beaker on the other hand has only extended 2 years at a time to keep being able to gouge the most $$ he possibly can from the wilts.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:27 pm

yeaah… that’s highly doubtful.

when they see lesser caliber players making more… they’ll get paid more.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 7:47 pm

That would be horrible mgt. The whole point of long contracts with the huge guarantees in them is to be able to get more money now but less in the future. A ton of risk on the owners on a ten year contract, they need to get rewarded for that risk.
What not to do is what wReck did w/AT, Rudy and Hsmith. Gave them huge contracts when they were still on contract for another year.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 7:57 pm

Rodgers has been doing it for years.

if you think Mahomes and Allen are going to keep winning MVP and watch their peers that aren’t pass them up in pay…. You’re just being foolish.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 8:28 pm

Trouble w/kids today, no integrity. You said it yourself, integrity is foolish. A pathetic sad generation you are.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:51 pm

its supply and demand.

they don’t want to pay what you demand.. you don’t supply.

basic economics.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 11:59 pm

I think I understand. Just to confirm: no one wants to be Kodiak’s kid.

Did I get this right?

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
2 September 2022 12:00 am

I do. One is at Dartmouth via academic achievement

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
2 September 2022 12:09 am

Meh. His ex-wife must be a genius and awesome at raising kids. I’ve seen him drop that ‘stat’ before.

Try reading his “insightful” comments. They lack Ivy League chutzpah.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:58 pm

we have our PS QB

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:01 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:17 pm

I actually like that move. Our 2nd and 3rd QB options have improved significantly over the past two weeks.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 4:22 pm

Yes, we will lose every game by only three scores instead of five scores when they play.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:38 pm

Mullens > Blough > Mannion/Mond

The math checks out…better is better. That’s all I’m saying, dingle.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 4:44 pm

and I agreed. berry

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:33 pm

Well plaid

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 6:21 pm

Well said

Kodiak
1 September 2022 3:58 pm

That presser from Greasy Adolf and rosie Oconnel was hilarious. We need to compare it to the ones from mid season and the end of season presser. It is nice to know they are actually talking, big step forward over wReck.

Their ignorant idealism and optimism is so classic, like Ralphie when he got his secret decoder ring. At the end of the season, it will be, son of a bitch a fricken commercial, and reality will have set in.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:36 pm

Yes, your fat more ignorant pessimism and destructionism is much more refreshing and well informed.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:46 pm

Agreed, better to be realistic. Your wife busy this late?

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 11:05 pm

How can you say I’m pessimistic, I just posted a comment saying Greasy is doing much better than wReck?

It is nice to know they are actually talking, big step forward over wReck.

I always look for the silver lining. I see good in everything. Ingram might not suck and our oline could be average in a year or two. In spite of the fact we are ranked as a bottom 10 team it could be a good thing to have an off season since we would move up in the draft order and waiver wire. See, nothing but positive vibes. You need to look past the initial fact that I, along with many others, expect us to lose a lot this season. That’s just reality, not pessimism.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 11:18 pm

I always look for the silver lining.

0 – 62

norseman1
norseman1
1 September 2022 3:54 pm

Site is boggy.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 3:59 pm

workin fine here.

Mick
Mick
1 September 2022 3:52 pm



Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 3:53 pm

Is that pronounced Blows?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:06 pm

Just for you

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 4:33 pm

lol

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 10:43 pm

Only in the restrooms and rest stops you frequent.

blob:https://skoloholics.com/3604b9cc-0b40-4973-ae75-710889921a7e

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 10:46 pm

Your wife have proof?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 11:02 pm

@That’s where I met them@

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 3:59 pm

Fantastic…he’s a really scrappy player. Biggest knock I see is tend to hold the ball and take big hits but he’s a gamer. Like the kid.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 4:00 pm

If this guy is starting an NFL game for the Vikings… we have some big problems

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:05 pm

Oh it’s 3 alarm fire time but I like his effort and that could win us a close game. If Cooper fucking Rush can win a game this cat can put a few drives together to win one.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 4:31 pm

Still better than Mannequin

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:20 pm

We have some big problems when we are 100% healthy.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 6:42 pm

Yeah, will be a lot of fun for us after the obvious failure that is gonna happen. Should be able to pay for some lobsters and fine and rare scotch in Mauritius

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:50 pm

We need a QB3 on the practice squad. The Cheaper the better as far as I am concerned

MT Viking
1 September 2022 3:44 pm

Holy cow! I just read a series of studies “stomped by bull”. Makes what Lawrence Taylor did to Joe Theismann look like a love tap. To think I walk across the same pasture with bulls in the winter.

In (true) somewhat related news I just agreed to buy 100 pounds of hamburger off a butchered bull. Best burger from those boys.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 3:49 pm

Is that how you maintain your beta testosterone level?

MT Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 3:56 pm

Which? Eating bull hamburger or walking across a shared pasture?

I should be carrying my bronze gun (6.5 CM).

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 3:57 pm

I’d be aware of rut season.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 4:02 pm

Oh I never walk in the pastures when the cows are in season or when there are newborn calves. The latter is easily the most dangerous time to be around the cattle.

I’ve previously recounted, there is a bull (called yellow ear tag) that stalked me one afternoon I was bird hunting. My Lab took notice of him after I yelled at the bull to back the F off and Tuck moved between us. Damn bull was eying him and did a couple of scrapes. I was calculating how close I would have to let him get before trying to give him both barrels of #4 shot through the orbit, before the bull sidled off. I later found out that particular bull is a mean SOB, has rammed the bale truck more than once. Green tag and red tag bull are good, yellow is a Fer.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:05 pm

Fuckers can be seriously scary on open range. Ran into one in AZ who just finished fighting another. Not a pleasant experience, though bull bison are worse.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:09 pm

Canoe Girl was sorta confused as we drove up to a bull in Teddy Roosevelt park in Nort Dakohta, as I kept my foot on the accelerator as we drove by it.

No, not interested in becoming a horn ornament.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 4:24 pm

Let critters know whose boss.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 4:28 pm

Pretty strong arms for a T-Rex

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 4:45 pm

Lucky he wasn’t gutted

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:51 pm

Seem docile but i guess strong with claws.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:09 pm

I carry a red silk sheet and if they charge I toy with them

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 5:13 pm

I sometimes wonder how bull fighters get into the biz. Standing around the corrals one day decide gee I’m going to piss this bull off and see if I can out circle him.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 5:16 pm

I don’t know how but I know why they do.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 5:59 pm

The bulls they got in Spain are like a quarter of the size of the ones in ‘merica.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 7:54 pm

I think it is caused by young ladies fathers. The dad sets the kid down and tells him, you have two choices. You can either marry my daughter or face certain death at a young age by becoming a bull fighter. The kids take the obviously better choice and choose almost certain death at a young age.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:06 pm

Didn’tknow bison were in rut June-Sept. Got these clowns trying to get selfies close up.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:03 pm

lol, eating the bullburger will raise that T level to astronomical heights, no doubt. When does your pronghorn season open and you can actually get blood on your beta bronze 6.5?

MT Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:10 pm

October 8-November 13.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:18 pm

Either 85 degrees or snowing there then, lol. It was snowing when I got mine back in the day. Damn good eating.

Eric Scott
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:11 pm

Every member of my immediate family growing up was nearly killed by a cow at one time or another… They are anything BUT docile creatures..,

Eat more beef!

Kodiak
Reply to  Eric Scott
1 September 2022 4:16 pm

My dad was nearly killed by a bull. Brother threw a pitch fork that stuck in the bulls ass to save him.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:31 pm

I don’t care what they say, the javelin is still one of the best Track and Field events.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 4:47 pm

I really enjoy watching the discuss too. Lot’s of technique beyond strength.

MT Viking
Reply to  Eric Scott
1 September 2022 4:16 pm

I’ve honestly only had a couple of close calls, once when I was crossing a field looking for natural gas leaks for my summer job in Alberta and got into a bullfighter circle contest with a mean boy, and once when we roped a sick calf and I was trying to pull him up onto the flat bed and fell off. Momma damn near got me.

FTMP they are so used to us being around and feeding them they will just follow you hoping a hay bale will drop out of your ass. But believe me I keep my eye on them, won’t let them encircle me, etc…

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:51 pm

We get all our beef and pork from a local farm. We even get to pick out the cow! So much better than store beef

Fivefingers
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
1 September 2022 5:07 pm

If you don’t mind can I shoot it next time?

Adrenaline
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
1 September 2022 5:07 pm

The Vikings would eat the nasty cow first and then they’d commune with the kumbaya cow.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 4:01 pm

Agree. As of today, I’m really happy we didn’t sign Poles.

I also think he wants zero players from the pace and Nagy era though

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:07 pm

Let’s see in 24 who did the better job of getting a team to compete. Not fair to grade before they have a chance to execute their strategery, similar to grading a draft.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:09 pm

Can’t compare.. the teams are at opposite ends of the spectrum.

we were as close to 12-5 as we were 4-13

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 4:09 pm

Da bares weren’t.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 4:12 pm

Both teams sucked and got new gm’s. Dabares had less talent and might be more of a challenge but 3 years is enough time to turn things around.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:08 pm

I think he’s “building” the worst team this year and errrbody is gone next year.

only guy worth keeping is Roquan and I’m sure he’ll be traded before the deadline to a desperate team.

jackson… Quin… white hair…. All getting old and will probably be sent packing.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 4:13 pm

You said they weren’t comparable to the Vikings and now you are saying they are comparable to thew Vikings, make up your mind.
I think he’s “building” the worst team this year and errrbody is gone next year.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 5:29 pm

What?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:21 pm

LOL Big Skolly called this yesterday to the T

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:22 pm

Makes sense. Bears lost 2 of their starting WRs for the season. And have zero WRs to begin with

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:46 pm

Imagine the locker room after dabares beat us the first time this season.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:02 pm

Not going to happen

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:08 pm

Yep, I agree, you aren’t able to imagine. I guess that explains much.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:14 pm

Uh ohhhhh. Brady headed to a divorce???

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:16 pm

Nothing but sophisticated-looking clickbait

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 3:21 pm

Not even that sophisticated, just drivel

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 3:42 pm

It’s in the NY Post too. Says she didn’t want him to “un-retire”.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 September 2022 3:48 pm

Quick buy that last TD football for 25k while it’s cheap

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 September 2022 4:01 pm

Yeah it hit main stream news. Something to watch. I think she’s pissed Brady unretired

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:18 pm

Boy, if she flips you the bird you’ll know.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 4:00 pm

I’d take his sloppy thousandths to tap that ass.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 4:56 pm

Shes low lowwww bar, especially in the context of super models. But you’re in your 50s, youd tap any ass under 50.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:19 pm

She’s tired of being the bread winner of the family.

Adrenaline
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 4:11 pm

A guy can hardly expect to support a family on tens of millions

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 4:14 pm

She’s pissed because she won’t have him to herself to worship him and dote on him hand and foot.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 4:55 pm

Thats alright Brady, she has the same chin as you, not attractive. You can do better.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:12 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:20 pm

And here I thought they released him because he sucked.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 3:11 pm

PS Tracker updated. They’re at 14. 2 to go. 1 spot 100% will be a QB

Mick
Mick
1 September 2022 2:53 pm

Toivonen is a ND guy

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 3:02 pm

I don’t know anyone here who would get excited about that…

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 3:05 pm

Maybe one guy…

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 3:23 pm

UND not NDSU

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 3:27 pm

Same size as Watson… Watson was faster.

tough to compare the two otherwise.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 3:27 pm

Saw a play of his, looked half as fast as Rudolph.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 3:32 pm

Bragged about his hang time.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 4:28 pm

So do my balls

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 4:40 pm

Hang time and hang distance aren’t the same thing.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 7:58 pm

I’m talking decades of hang time

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 5:12 pm

He sucks

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 7:57 pm

should fit right in then

bowbunch
bowbunch
1 September 2022 2:42 pm

A Bear’s fan just called in to NFL radio and predicts the Vikings will win the division this year.

Nothing to see here
He did also predict the Bears coming in 2nd so he’s probably drunk

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
1 September 2022 3:21 pm

Bears fans are dumb, except for the guy/gal who called in…genius.

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:15 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:18 pm

Nice wiggle, get back to me in 30 years.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 2:20 pm

Are you saying it will be even nicer?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:21 pm

Add 3 kids too.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 2:47 pm

More jiggle than wiggle

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:35 pm

I think he’s saying five will have a more realistic chance with her in 30 years.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:46 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 2:47 pm

She Mexican waiting to get trafficked in?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 3:44 pm

If at first you don’t succeed…

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Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 3:50 pm

That thing looks like it could eat a sandwich.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 3:53 pm

Don’t buy stock in panties.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 2:15 pm

What if beaker gets a bruise and goes on ir? No wins

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:07 pm

what if you get raped by a Somalian pirate? Transition time.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 3:02 pm

We have been exceptionally lucky thus far

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:11 pm

Fkn idiot next to me is wearing a mask

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:25 pm

Maybe he’s heard of you?

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 3:39 pm

You are in Denver

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:09 pm

and he’s texting his buddy this pic of you…

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Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:11 pm

I bet I could get a bj for 1 dollar in zim

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 3:02 pm

aids would be free

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 3:05 pm

And monkeypox

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:05 pm

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:04 pm

In air, might get a refreshing beverage. Skolly dummy couldn’t get on wifi in air, tech tard

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:06 pm

norseman1
norseman1
1 September 2022 1:56 pm

When is sniffer on? 7 central? Asking for a fascist buddy.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 2:02 pm

I can’t bring myself to watch any of his blabberfests.

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 2:05 pm

Dont even tune in. Dont give them the media counts. Just helping spread the brain washing at a desperate attempt to rally their supporters in hopes they dont get ass raped in the mid terms.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 2:06 pm

I have to watch just to see how many names he calls me, and to understand how I am plotting to overthrow the government and banish democracy forever….sniffer says thats what we are all about.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 September 2022 2:18 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:12 pm

.

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Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 4:14 pm

Lol, have yet to run into anyone smart who voted for Biden.

Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:16 pm

Fkn Denver international reminds me of the star wars bar. But a hottie across from me is eye raping me. I feel abused

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:18 pm

Big 5-0.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 1:44 pm

That me in Dallas soon.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:46 pm

What’s there? On way to another hunt?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 1:49 pm

Likely will never set foot in Mexico again, it’s deserted

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:53 pm

Yup, watch Mexico build the wall now.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:53 pm

Cartels are almost out of the drug business, since trafficking women and children pays more.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 1:47 pm

Yep. Dallas, then Qatar, then pit stop in Lusaka and end in Harare, Zimbabwe 🇿🇼

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:49 pm

Don’t forget to see if you can find a $100 Trillion Dollar Bill for me in Hairy.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:00 pm

I’m buying those this time. You want 1?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:01 pm

Yup!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:03 pm

Ok, done. I’ll take put of my ppp fund

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:10 pm

Should cost about 5 American bucks

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:12 pm

That’s what they were last trip

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:17 pm

If you get me 2 I’ll send one to my son the social studies teacher who will be able to school the kiddos on what happens when dimwits cause inflation and you need a dumptruck worth of dollars to buy a loaf of bread.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:20 pm

Done

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:46 pm

Thanks!

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 1:48 pm

Open season on Jerruh? Don’t need more than a spitwad to knock him over now…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:27 pm

Yup, more non-humanoid forms than you can shake a stick at. Almost took a pic of some pansy there who looked like he came straight from a class at pronoun school.

Looks like I’ll be flying through Denver again in Octoburr.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 1:28 pm

Pronoun school. LOL

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 1:38 pm

Excellent

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:33 pm

Yup…here she is…

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 2:15 pm

Makes sense. She’s eaten more than her fair share of dingleberries, among other things.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:40 pm

I was at both Denver International and LAX this past week…you are right about Denver, but LAX is way worse….what a shit hole of an airport.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 September 2022 1:46 pm

Lax is legendary people watching. I met Lemmy at lax once

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 September 2022 4:55 pm

AX – One of the worse airports in the country

Kodiak
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
1 September 2022 5:13 pm

Chicago ohore isn’t any better

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 3:38 pm

Does she have an Adams apple?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 3:47 pm

lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 4:07 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 4:14 pm

lmao

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 1:11 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 1:14 pm

Tomorrow they should talk about…

Dalvin
JJ
Thielen
Osborne

Does anyone in the NFL have a better RB/WR quadruple?

manly-purple
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 1:31 pm

They also mentioned Osborn, Irv, Reagor now, and Mattison.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 1:57 pm

How bout the pentruple with Reagor?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 2:03 pm

Followed up by the octagonal with Irv, Mattison and Chandler.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 2:06 pm

Lmao

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 2:12 pm

lmao

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 2:07 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 2:44 pm

What’s the word for 53? They are the best of that. No losses on the schedule. Owl here we come.

VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:31 pm

I just saw a headline for a Yahoo Finance video (didn’t watch it) that states California has declared a grid emergency.

Come one, come all! Get your electric car here!

Adrenaline
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:32 pm

California is always in synch… in this case one hand is stupid while the other hand is stupid, too.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 12:34 pm

And they are asking people not to charge their electric cars during peak hours

peterplaysbass
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
1 September 2022 12:57 pm

if I ever buy an electric car I’m going to also buy a coal-powered generator.

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
1 September 2022 2:12 pm

There’s going to be one fer sale over in Becker

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 12:36 pm

Personally I don’t have anything against electric cars. If you want one, whatever, I don’t care. But forcing the issue when you don’t have a grid that can even take care of the basic needs for electricity is kind of stupid.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:38 pm

Eventually electric cars might work on a wide and long scale.
But not yet.

Adrenaline
Reply to  DE Viking
1 September 2022 12:41 pm

We rented a hybrid a couple months ago when I went kicking and screaming to a weeding in California. Couldn’t find a place to plug it in that didn’t have a long line of cars waiting for their 4 hour juice jobs.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 12:54 pm

Most of the politicians in California are inbreds or something, no offense to inbreds.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 3:34 pm

USA to Ukraine: “here’s $40 billion”

USA to Israel: “here’s $3 billion”

USA to Taiwan: “here’s $2 billion”

USA to Mississippi: “don’t drink the water”

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 4:15 pm

50 years of democrat rule in the Mississippi city

Mick
Mick
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 5:33 pm

harder to wash money in dirty water

NoDakRube
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 1:45 pm

Awesome, thanks for sharing.

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 2:18 pm

LOL.
I mean, that is what’s next in the fight against climate change plan. Electricity will be bad in 5 years. It used to be bad. Now it’s good But it will be bad again. Book it.

I remember paper bags at the grocery store growing up.
They were bad for the environment. So they came up with plastic bags to recycle. Now plastic bags are banned in Delaware. Back to the paper bags now.

And people actually follow along with these enviro clowns.

Ok. Rant over. For Now.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
1 September 2022 3:07 pm

I remember in the 70s that we were going to have another ice age. I wonder what happened to that?

Adrenaline
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 3:13 pm

I’m waiting to break out my woolly mammoth blanket from the last ice age.

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 3:26 pm

I remember that too. Now the latest research has shown the average temp from 79-2000 and then from 2000 to 2021 has gone up one tenth of one degree. At that rate it will be up one degree in another 200 years.
This is the science these idiots base this on.

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
2 September 2022 1:03 am

The narrative has been changed

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DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:35 pm

Yep. Stupid is as stupid does.

Ban gas engines.
Force electric vehicles on the public.
Cut off their electricity.
Keep people home bound.

Coincidence?

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
1 September 2022 1:49 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
1 September 2022 3:35 pm

You jive with me overall conspiracy theory self. Much like the homeless encampments in the big cities especially poor Portland. I try to keep that side of my personality off skoloholics

Mick
Mick
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 5:32 pm

Thts the MT we want!

make a separate MT hawt taeks account

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
1 September 2022 8:01 pm

MT after dark

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
1 September 2022 5:31 pm

They’re turning off peoples thermostats too

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:38 pm

Fuck California, commie morans

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 12:43 pm

I resemble that remark.

Except for the Commie part.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 12:45 pm

You should see the stack of paperwork they required in Cal for my son to buy a house.

They had to have killed a thousand old growth redwoods to make that much paper.

manly-purple
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 12:47 pm

My hand hurt so much signing the docs to buy our house in CA. They would need rooms and rooms to file all of these away for everyone.

Adrenaline
Reply to  manly-purple
1 September 2022 12:55 pm

I can’t wait until they require your social media account passwords and an accounting of how many guns and how many rounds of ammo you own.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 12:56 pm

remember when paper usage was the environmental crisis du jour in the early 90s?

LOL

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 1:41 pm

Epa rules are insane too

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:12 pm

You can’t afford to live there 1099

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 1:42 pm

Any time to want to wrestle check books commie let me know. Now, get back to one of your min wage jobs

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 1:53 pm

What’s a check book?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
1 September 2022 2:01 pm

Definition of why he’s a boomer. Didn’t know how to click the blurry pic the other day 😂

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
1 September 2022 2:04 pm

I think it’s similar to a book of food stamps.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 2:06 pm

Don’t you get a cc thing now?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:12 pm

cc?

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 2:12 pm

Credit card

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:17 pm

Not sure how it works.

Adrenaline
Reply to  skolifer
1 September 2022 2:39 pm

Paying everything with Metaverse credits? lol

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 4:16 pm

five pays in ww2 ration stamps

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
1 September 2022 4:15 pm

lol…boomer still uses a check book.

Maybe we can compare LTIP payouts…oh that’s right…1099’s don’t get them bwhahahahah.

HUNViking
Reply to  manly-purple
1 September 2022 1:47 pm

Complete insanity. How can people still take these clowns seriously and defend them?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:55 pm

Might have a time and place for the EV, but sure as fuck not now. I won’t get one, they can sit and rot in the dealership. This admin can kiss my royal ass.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 12:59 pm

Ain’t seen sniffer or word salad in their Teslas yet. Just flying around on AF 1 and AF 2 on their limitless vacations.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 1:04 pm

I’m still wondering what jet it was that Nan flew to Taiwan on. I didn’t know we had an official junior jet painted in USA colors.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 1:08 pm

Prob escorted by 20 F-22’s to insure her safety. Cost saving measure.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 1:10 pm

I would have sold her for a penny. That would have cost taxpayers a lot less over both the short and long run.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
1 September 2022 1:32 pm

He’s in his padded closet in DE smearing his shit on the walls

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 1:34 pm

Someone smears his shit. I’ll consider a EV when i see a 3 car Tesla motorcade.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 1:48 pm

I heard a guy bought an 80,000 electric truck (bad idea) in Minot. Drove it up to Bottineau (100ish miles) to pick up a trailer. on the way back he had to unhook the trailer and leave it on the side of the road or he wouldn’t have made it back to Minot.

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
1 September 2022 1:52 pm

Lol, stupid is as stupid does.

He forgot his 30 kilowatt 40 gallon per hour generator for the back of his pickup.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 2:00 pm

I can just imagine what happens when you try to go west into the wind towing a trailer at 30 below zero with the heat on.

Lucky to go 5 miles before you have to call mommy to come get you.

VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:12 pm

Is NVF ever coming back?

Adrenaline
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:20 pm

Hope he will change his mind and come back, but I don’t have his email or number to ask him.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 1:13 pm

Just email the pentagon he’ll get it.

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:22 pm

I assume he is intermittently lurking.

Might reappear after Kirk gets named offensive player of the week two weeks in a row.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 12:24 pm

There ya go. There is always hope for various people here!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 12:28 pm

and what’s the likeliest stretch of 2 weeks for that?

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
1 September 2022 12:31 pm

Bears and Fins?
Jets and Lions?
Colts and Giants?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
1 September 2022 12:58 pm

I’d still be surprised

good guesses though

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
1 September 2022 2:05 pm

W there. More cigars from 5

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  peterplaysbass
1 September 2022 1:32 pm

First time will be weeks 1 and 2.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
1 September 2022 2:41 pm

Most likely correct answer…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 2:05 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
1 September 2022 2:07 pm

Sad to never hear from him again

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 12:32 pm

GF was gonna email him.

he will come back I bet. But who knows, 5 and Kodiak can’t stop being dingleberries

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 12:38 pm

That is the danger of having a site that allows more freedom. Some people can’t handle the freedom (both at being dingleberries and the other side too I suppose).

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 1:00 pm

Some people can’t handle the freedom

So true. But they’re happy to hide behind it (and their keyboards).

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 2:04 pm

Yeah. DE can’t handle my legit optimistic takes.

guess it goes both ways LOL

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 2:35 pm

Legit is in the eye of the beholder.

If the Vikings go 7-10 or 8-9 are your takes legit?
100% no.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 12:40 pm

We weren’t the issue. Fuck cousins

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 12:45 pm

Good afternoon little 5

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 12:54 pm

Awake from nappy time

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 12:51 pm

go ahead punk

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
1 September 2022 1:19 pm

Lol. He’s never held a gun

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
1 September 2022 2:03 pm

Lol

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 2:14 pm

At least he’s not pretending like a lotta democraps faking it for publicity pics. Waiting for one to blow a hole in themselves…

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
1 September 2022 1:35 pm

I asked him if he had beaker baby pics. Think he does.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
1 September 2022 2:03 pm

Lol that’s kinda funny though

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  VikingPhilip
1 September 2022 3:59 pm

I really miss him. His insights on what’s going on with the military were fascinating.

Kodiak
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 September 2022 4:30 pm

agreed

HUNViking
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
1 September 2022 11:53 pm

Too bad NVF felt the need to leave this fine blog for good (as it seems). Some just couldn´t hide their hatred for Cousins, and matters seem to have gotten personal to a point were he didn´t feel comfortable to be around anymore. Hope he comes back at some point in time.

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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