Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion: 04 Nov 2022 

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Good Morning Viking Fans (and doomers). Finally Friday with massive football tilts across our great country. First shoutout goes to the bedrock of Americas favorite sport, High School Football where playoffs are in full swing this weekend and legends are made. Doesn’t get any better than a Friday Night under the lights put it all on the line game that will live with you for the rest of your life. Three big tilts on Saturday with Alabama @ LSU, Clemson @ Notre Dame, and Tennessee @ Georgia. On Sunday, our beloved Vikings march to the nation’s capital for Kirk Cousins’ first game back in Washington to face the Commanders. Should be a good one! So, drop on in to the comments below and share some old High School football memories and thoughts on how Chains enacts his revenge on Dan Snyder.

Minnesota Vikings News:

Skoldiers brings you Week 9 Skoldiers’ Spreads: Vikings @ Commanders.

We brought you the Skoloholics Power Rankings Summary: Week 9.

The Vikings’ O-line has cracked PFF’s weekly top 10 list for the first time in a very long time.

Skoldiers has your Vikings vs. Cardinals Week 8 Report Card.

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Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 1:37 pm

Here’s a new thread for you. You’ll notice that I included Ben’s summary.
Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion-Part Deux: 04 Nov 2022 – Skoloholics

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 1:59 pm

benjammin
Admin
4 November 2022 1:06 pm

Summary:

Mick a lazy millennial who can’t even be bothered to type out the full good morning, just gm, that’s how little he cares about all of you.

Kfey says GTFOH because its too early for your bull shit, Brad wants to know when is a good time for his bullshit.

Brad’s been on twitter 10 years and still doesn’t know how to use it

Everyone agrees Iowa sucks

Skoldiers guarantees the Huskers beat the Gophers tomorrow

The pronouns frog/frogself somehow evolved into a discussion about bad horror movies

multiple corrections of *you’re and *too

In what is surely the most pointless debate in history, eggslusher and mjolnlib argued about Friday Night Lights and Varsity Blues.

Big Stupid Face likes looking at homeless men’s cocks

Brad Childress sucks

CCOHF likes to check out old curmudgeons

Five has 22 kids despite only raw dogging tranny hookers, impressive.

LFA can’t tell if Bowbunch has threesome’s with his friend or Elk

MT reeeaaally wants to know if KOC’s wife is still pregnant

MT says flip flops cause whiplash, must be why he wears crocs instead

In case ppb hasn’t heard from the 6 or so other comments, the Bills/Vikings game can’t be flexed

Caligoober thinks otters are ugly

Wrenage is lonely, I think five has referrals available for companionship at the right price

According to Wrenage and eggslusher Danielle Hunter sucks at Karate

Five is in last place in the Skoloholics fantasy league

Northwoods doesn’t know what he’ll be watching this weekend but its “NFL Football”

Mick asks the question, Five you see this?

Fuck France – Socalminfan

All Manly Purple sees is abortion

According to Skoldiers the Vikings are now vegetarians

DE Viking gets PA ads in DE, so I guess people from DE can now vote in PA?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:09 pm

I made the summary? Thats a first.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
4 November 2022 1:11 pm

I dislike the French, fuck them

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:12 pm

they would need to wash first, so no.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
4 November 2022 1:16 pm

And shave

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:13 pm

*threesomes

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
4 November 2022 1:17 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
4 November 2022 1:53 pm

I just learned today that Gen z says emojis, including the heart, are aggressive and make you sound old like a gen xer or boomer, kinda perfect for you actually

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
4 November 2022 2:36 pm

Your taste in actresses could use some work, mate

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:26 pm

Lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:28 pm

Only thing missing is Skolly owning 5 today

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 1:48 pm

5 you see this?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:32 pm

LOL! Thanks for the summary!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:37 pm

I give this summary a 10!

Wrenage
4 November 2022 12:57 pm

I just got some new Asics Kayanos for $99. Usually, they are around $150.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:06 pm

Online?

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 1:25 pm

Yep, Amazon, but ships from the Asics store. It might be last year’s model, which is why it’s a good price. I don’t care about that. I got the 28 version. I think they are up to 29 now, though.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:43 pm

I love the Asics Gel-Ventures, never tried the Kayanos. Thinking about pulling the trigger on the $99 price as well…

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 1:46 pm

I wear the Gel-Kinsei. I absolutely love them, been wearing the Kinsei for probably close to a decade now. I am a very neutral runner, so I don’t need any extra arch support or anything, and the Kinsei is their best shoe for neutral runners.

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 1:53 pm

I have a pair of Nimbus for everyday use. They are supposed to be a shoe for neutral folk, too, the salesman said.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:55 pm

Yep, Nimbus are good. I have a pair of Venture that I keep at work for walking, love ’em. I average around 9 miles a day walking, so I can’t just wear my dress shoes.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:06 pm

Yeah I really like my Venture, but these Kayanos sound interesting

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:10 pm

If you need arch support, then Kayano is the way to go.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:26 pm

I’m not sure I need a bunch of arch support. I’ve been wearing strictly Ventures the last like 6-7 years. Because they were the first shoes I found that were very comfortable for me and could last an entire coaching season.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:54 pm

If you’re a neutral runner & don’t need arch support, you should consider the Gel-Kinsei. They’re the Cadillac of the Asics line, very comfortable, also a bit spendy.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:00 pm

I don’t know enough about running tbh. I have done a lot of training, working out but all weight training for performance, sprints, speed work etc… never running for distance until recently. Really thinking about trying these out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:00 pm

Running is like walking only you go faster.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 2:01 pm

Haha, no shit?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:02 pm

shit makes it more difficult

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:08 pm

I dallied around with running for a long time but got more serious about it in the last couple of years.

It kind of feeds the competitive streak I got in me at an age when no one wants to play anymore. With running, I can always compete against myself and the clock, no matter what. Then there are always 5Ks around that I can go to and run among people.

I’m starting a specific 5K program this winter. I’m still slow, but it is still entertaining trying to improve.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 2:09 pm

5k is a good place to start. Stick with it, you’ll probably take off with it if you enjoy the running part. I think my favorite is the 10k. Half-marathons are fun, but few and far between for me.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 2:21 pm

Makes sense. I run a mile a few times a week mixed with doing 30-60 minutes of DDPY a few times a week. That shit is so effective.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:08 pm

I love running. It’s one of the few things I can do and really relax. It’s hard for me to settle down & just relax, unless I’m running, reading, or fishing. Those are my 3 things.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:20 pm

I’ve always found working out to be difficult if it wasn’t for a sport or for training for martial arts competitions etc… It hasn’t been till recently now in my middle 30s I can just workout for me lol. Started running and it’s not really relaxing yet during the process but I know I need to workout and be active to get to sleep. For me settling down comes after working out or I have been writing music and playing guitar/bass since middle school and recently drums. So engaging in music really helps as well.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 2:49 pm

Makes sense. One thing, don’t go running later in the afternoon or evening, it may inhibit sleep for a while. For me, I have to run before 5:00 or so, otherwise I’ll have trouble falling asleep at 9:00.

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 1:52 pm

I had a pair of Gel-Ventures as my every-day shoes. They were the first Asics I bought, I remember. As soon as I put them on, it was a whole new world of foot comfort I did not know existed.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:50 pm

White new balance with multi-pocket khaki shorts or gtfo.

Wrenage
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 2:03 pm

My wife started replacing my khaki shorts. I was not into it at first, but then she let me pick out a pair of shorts that had little sharks on them for a design. Then, at last, I could see a benefit in change.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 2:07 pm

T shirt tucked in, belt, and calf high socks. Jorts also acceptable.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:32 pm

Wow, great deal! You must need a little arch support?

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 1:51 pm

Yes, I have some pronation. I used to have bad foot pain while running, like to the point where I had to stop after about three steps. Finally went to the foot doctor. He said try some Kayanos. Made a huge difference.

I used to balk at spending too much money on shoes, but then I saw the difference it can make. Totally worth it.

I also have nice inserts I put in. I’m currently running at 215 pounds, so I need some extra padding. Supposedly the Asics Superblast have a lot of foam. Maybe I will try them next, but I’ve had zero pain for quite awhile now.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:54 pm

Cool, yeah, makes sense as the Kayano have great arch support.

Yeah, spend money on good footwear, learned that at a young age, especially with construction and being a runner. Both require quality footwear.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:47 pm

I have some Asics, no clue what model, my wife bought them for me at Kohls for like $50 in Kohl’s Cash

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:54 pm

Pretty much every Asics is somewhat decent, it seems.

My wife really likes Brooks for walking, too. She keeps trying to get me to try them, but I don’t know if I’m ready for that. Brooks are what old men wear!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:56 pm

I have not bought a pair of shoes in at least 5 years yet I keep accumulating them, my wife just buys them for me at least once a year.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:57 pm

I go through a pair of running shoes every year. They wear out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 1:58 pm

Yeah, I don’t run though.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 1:59 pm

Then they last longer

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:02 pm

Correct and I have no need for new ones, my wife just likes to buy stuff.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 2:06 pm

Gals are odd that way. My wife buys random unnecessary things sometimes, too.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:24 pm

Same, between working out and coaching, they last a year functionally, then they become my shoes I wear at practice or my kick around/mowing/yardwork shoes lol.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:56 pm

I’ve heard that Brooks are good, too. Haven’t ever worn them. Brooks/Asics is kinda like the Chevy/Ford argument. They’re about the same quality, just depends which brand you like better.

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 2:04 pm

I will maybe try Brooks for my next everyday shoe. I hate to change what is working for running just for experimentation.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 2:05 pm

Yeah, I tried a bunch before landing on Asics. Once I found them, I just never looked anywhere else. I really love the Kinsei, I can’t imagine finding anything I’d like better.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 1:58 pm

Mick seems like the type that would wear Brooks.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 3:29 pm

Is that Ellen Degeneres?

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 6:33 pm

yes, on the left

skolifer
skolifer
4 November 2022 12:40 pm

VikingPhilip
4 November 2022 12:24 pm

I haven’t read all of the comments, but I think when Ben does his summary it will just read:

5 did you see this.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
4 November 2022 1:07 pm

5 you see this?

Mjolnir
4 November 2022 12:11 pm

Chase Young, J. D. McKissic and Jahan Dotson all ruled out for Sunday…

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 12:13 pm

That should help the cause.

benjammin
Admin
4 November 2022 12:10 pm

Hey surly if you’re around please post your chili recipe. Thanks in advance.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 12:18 pm

I have one for you

32 oz tomatoes (diced)
1 pound beef
1 pound pork sausage
1 can of dark red kidney beans
1 can of chili beans
8 ounces salsa (I make my own)
3 jalapenos (only add if you want heat)
3 serranos (only add if you want heat)
1/2 onion
1 clove garlic (if desired)

Seasoning: sage, oregano, thyme, basil, salt, pepper, celery salt, cumin

I cook mine for a MINIMUM of 10 hours, preferably 12.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 12:54 pm

I will try this as well

MT Viking
4 November 2022 12:09 pm

That moment when you realize your 1100 biopsy checked in, right at 1100. What does he think he is, a doctor? Now I’m going to run late. Mildly fuming.

Thought he was gonna be a no-show.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 12:12 pm

Just mislabel the sample and he’ll have to come back later

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 12:14 pm

I hate these Friday late morning biopsies. No way I can get the sample collected in time to catch the courier to Billings. So it will sit in formalin until the courier takes it on Monday. Neighboring hospital said they needed this biopsy done urgently so here I sits…then the sample will sits…

manly-purple
4 November 2022 11:55 am

Just want to see if your political ads are basically the same in MN and elsewhere as there are here in WI. Fill in the blank:

The number one topic the left is using in their political ads is: ________________.

MT Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 11:57 am

I honestly haven’t seen any political ads in my little corner of the world (eastern MT).

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 4:31 pm

No mailers?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 11:57 am

fear mongering

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 12:18 pm

isn’t the question about the ads from the left?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 12:53 pm

Yes

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 12:04 pm

out here the Democruds are still focused on Abortion.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
4 November 2022 12:05 pm

We get PA ads here.
And Abortion is run alot as well.

manly-purple
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
4 November 2022 12:31 pm

Yep. It’s almost all abortion from what I see.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 1:26 pm

From a broad perspective its about all they have right now

DE Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 12:04 pm

“Democracy is on the ballot”

Meaning, if the R’s win, you will no longer be able to vote again, and people will die.

And a historian 50 years from now, if historians are allowed to write in this country and if there are still free publishing houses and a free press, which I’m not certain of. But if that is true, a historian will say, what was at stake tonight and this week was the fact whether we will be a democracy in the future, whether our children will be arrested and conceivably killed. We’re on the edge of a brutal authoritarian system, and it could be a week away.

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 12:23 pm

The left accusing the right of what they themselves intend to implement. Same old tactic the commies always use.

We’re on the edge of a brutal authoritarian system, and it could be a week away.

DE Viking
Reply to  HUNViking
4 November 2022 12:27 pm

Coooorect…….

The DOJ is arresting Biden’s political opponents.
Abortion on demand (children being conceivably killed) pun intended

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 12:05 pm

ff whenever I hear one.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 12:19 pm

I have no clue what I just said or why. What I meant to say was that I turn them off whenever I hear one.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 12:23 pm

thought ‘ff’ stood for F*ck France. lol

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
4 November 2022 12:25 pm

LOL, that works!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 12:28 pm

I remember in the Army during the cold war we had cards to Identify Friend or Foe Aircraft. We learned Friend/Foe/French since we didn’t know which side they would be on.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 12:08 pm

Penis

Wrenage
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 12:13 pm

Abortion, abortion, abortion is the main one I see.

Meanwhile, abortion is in second place.

Third place went to abortion…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 12:21 pm

Well, I’m in Wis, but I’ll chime in. Usually I just mute them, but with the plethora of ads, I sometimes catch one.
Abortion.
Climate change.
The Republican candidate is a bad person (money, sex).

Kodiak
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 4:31 pm

Fear.

Mjolnir
4 November 2022 11:50 am

I love how well Pat Pete is playing right now – I get he’s 32 but his rebirth this year reminds me a bit of Charles Woodson and I’m wondering if he’ll transition to FS at some point. He’s got the skill set – although he’s not the same tackler that Woodson was.

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 12:24 pm

Pat Pete is on a tear so far, let´s hope he can keep it up.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 11:38 am

lmao, nice chart

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 12:24 pm

Damn, these are cracking me up.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 12:28 pm

Quick breakdown for those with short attention spans:

  • Danielle Hunter has faced the hardest assignments (TE/RB chips, extra blockers, etc) of any edge rusher this season, and is still performing well above average.
  • Za’Darius is good.
  • Harrison Philips isn’t much of a pass rusher
  • Dalvin Tomlinson is doing as well or better than Grady Jarrett this season
Kodiak
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 4:33 pm

see how long Dalvin is out and the difference it makes

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 11:32 am

He doesn’t care about facts and data. Just rabble, rabble, I’m an old PoS who knows everything but is somehow always wrong.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 11:40 am

have another pizza you fat blob POS

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 11:41 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 12:44 pm

Gawd you’re cute. Just the cutest little yippie dog.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 11:39 am

I like the OT’s, that spot is solid. turdberry is a joke as are these ratings. Hunter has been a total and utter bust this year

Mick
Mick
4 November 2022 11:22 am

“I’ve never said anything bad about those guys.”

-fivekarenfingers

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 11:33 am

LOL

Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 11:20 am

5 you see this?

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 11:34 am

I always find these “trade charts” interesting.
If this chart is so good, why did the Lions ignore this chart and allow themselves to get fleeced?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 11:40 am

Bc they suck and are going nowhere for the next 5 years so they might as well get pennies instead of nothing. Zero chance they were paying him top TE money in a rebuild

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 12:07 pm

I mean, the Lions do suck.
He is under contract for $9 million in 2023.

But my point is if this chart is so awesome, why do they ignore it?
My guess is the JJ chart is what they use.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 11:41 am

wrong per usual, need draft capital anmd he’s at 10m and then UFA

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 12:02 pm

Nice

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 4:38 pm

13 players for way less than beaker

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
4 November 2022 5:11 pm

Which shows that his team can work even with Kirk´s salary under the right kirkumstances and management.

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
4 November 2022 6:15 pm

Yep, until next season when we lose Hunter, Smith, Cook, Theilen, our 2 cbs and many more.

Mick
Mick
4 November 2022 11:15 am
peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 10:46 am

when’s the deadline for Vikings/Bills to get flexed?

I’m going to be driving a bus on Sunday afternoon and I’m anxious to find out if I’ll be watching the game live in primetime or watching highlights of a noon game after the fact

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 10:49 am

Already passed

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 10:53 am

so the game is stuck at noon?

darn.

good for Captain Quirk, I guess

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 11:34 am

Noon game

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 10:57 am

You on Sunday

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:07 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 11:07 am

I like how Adam Sandler is trying not to laugh here

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 12:03 pm

He was always like that on SNL too, hard not to laugh at anything Farley did. RIP

KFEY93
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 11:05 am

Its already long past. Its not getting flexed.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 11:05 am

Also you on Sunday…..

comment image

DE Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 11:08 am

You on Sunday…..

peterplaysbass
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 11:13 am

I love all the gifs of me on Sunday!

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 11:16 am

Just drive the bus and watch the game at the same time.

It’s more efficient and kills 2 birds with one stone

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 11:21 am

FIFY
kills 2 birds with one stone 37 children with 1 bus.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 1:41 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
4 November 2022 11:34 am

It passed already

MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:34 am

I’m pissed Fox is carrying GB-DET in my viewing area. I want to watch that game about as much as I want a hemorrhoid.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:36 am

You need a link to the game?

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 10:43 am

Nah, I’ll probably take the time to go bird hunting with the doggo. Watch the game later. GB and DET sheesh.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:45 am

Yeah that one will be a barn burner…17 to 13 kinda ordeal

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 12:08 pm

Although watching the Peckers lose to the Lions would be fun to watch.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 12:12 pm

The problem is that the score from the Vikings game would be revealed during the broadcast. So watching the game would become superfluous.

Northwoods
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 11:14 am

Are you sure? I just looked at the broadcast map – Montana is either blue or yellow – GB/Detroit is red.

NFL Coverage Map Week 9: TV Schedule for FOX, CBS Broadcasts

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 11:38 am

Coverage map.
NYJ Buf on CBS red
Det GB on Fox red

Pretty sure he lives in the Red area of Montana for the Fox game.

https://506sports.com/nfl.php?yr=2022&wk=9

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 11:43 am

That’s certainly different than the map in my link…….WTF?

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 11:44 am

I couldn’t get your link to work.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 11:46 am

You are right.
506 has been pretty accurate.
Not sure why they are different.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 12:23 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 12:29 pm

Yean. I saw that.
2 different charts were published.

They do have the “all areas subject to change” CYA on the map.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 11:42 am

It doesn’t make sense to show GB DET that far west.
That game is being shown for WY, CO, UT, parts of Nev and the SF bay area.

Makes no real sense to me.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 12:08 pm

Gross. I’m so thankful to be in our market, we see every game, except for the stupid MNF and London games, but those I can watch on my phone.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 12:18 pm

I can’t enlarge any of the maps – it looks like I’m directly on the dividing line of watching our game, or watching our game on my phone.

Local antenna TV schedules don’t help, either – they just say “NFL FOOTBALL” on each channel.

Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:31 am

Here it is…
Last day of 43.
44 tomorrow.
‘Remember, Remember, The 5th of November’
Same day Marty McFly went back in time.
Tough week – buried my buddy’s mom, many of you offered thoughts – and I’m grateful for them.

She died of dementia and her eulogy was given by her oldest son, a Catholic Priest who is so well respected that the entire Nebraska Diocese attended the service to escort her to heaven. He mentioned that while she couldn’t speak or walk, she was frequently heard ‘humming the tune of the angels’

I can’t get that last line out of my head.

Not going to get into it, but I’m not a religious man although I was baptized Catholic and went thru catechism and First Communion. Not knocking ANYONE’s faith – think: 2nd to last paragraph of ‘Desiderata’

I’m envious of those that find comfort and peace in church – I never have. I’m the sheep that’s lost his way.

But those words ‘humming the tune of the angels…’ in that moment, and in those words…. I found peace.

Not a watershed moment, just my two cents.

Big weekend of football and steak. Good buddies, good wife, good dogs.

Got some good grass to smoke, a fresh copy of Madden 23 and the entire day to lead the Video Vikings to Championship glory.

Skol

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:39 am

Condolences

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:50 am

Glad the song brings you some peace, the last person in my life I lost was my Grandmother who I didn’t get to see much during my life as she lived in OK, but I did find comfort in thinking about the time I beat her rosebush with stick and then she took it and beat my ass with it, and the time my cousin and I put silly putty in our hair and she had to cut it out.

Also I watch V for Vendetta every year on Nov 5th just like I watch Empire Records every April 8th.

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Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:51 am

Rex Manning Day!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:52 am

way, way, WAY better movie

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:58 am

One of my favorite days of the year.

Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 10:30 am

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 10:37 am

Dang

MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:17 am

Did KOC’s wife have their baby? From the commentary on Sunday she was crowning as they spoke.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:29 am

Lol, of course you would be the one to keep up on this subject

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:31 am

Well you can’t help it when the announcers spend 90 seconds jawing about how birth is imminent, he’s been there for the birth of their last three children, he’s concentrating on the game, she knows what to do…I mean it went on and on.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:43 am

you’re right, they did talk about it quite a bit. “3 out of 4 ain’t bad”

I had forgotten.

bowbunch
bowbunch
4 November 2022 9:58 am

Over 300 comments already? You guys are busy. I don’t have time to catch up. Too much to do this morning and leave early for elk hunting. Have fun boys and Skol.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:00 am

shoot one!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:31 am

I’m gonna try for 2. Hell maybe 3.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:37 am

Its a possession limit.
If you ain’t possessin’…..

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:40 am

Sum tings rong when you can possess 2 elk and can only keep one walleye over 20″ or whatever it is at Red Lakes.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 10:47 am

I have 3 elk tags. We can shoot 7 deer if you buy your tags right.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:00 am

Me too. Signing off for the day…getting behind at work.
You guys have a great weekend. SKOL VIKES!

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:04 am

That was interesting….

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:07 am

Hopefully you’re a better shot than Five.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:31 am

Best of luck elk hunting!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:40 am

“Hi, I’m 5 and I know so much about the NFL and players. Elite thinking”
-5

Skolly checks his bank account… payment made to GF, Big Skolly, GA Skol, and more.

Skolly checks fantasy football…. Little 5 dead last

HAHAHAHAHHA what a clown

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:42 am

Skolly checks leaderboard…. Big Skols in first

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:45 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:46 am

Five sucks

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:48 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:49 am

lol, such a moron. only 1 bet was lost, you paid me.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:52 am

only 1 bet was lost

Are you talking about that time your mom said to your dad, “I’ll bet our little five is going to grow up to be a kind, intelligent, productive human being.”?

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
4 November 2022 10:00 am

No, that’s when I said I wouldn’t spunk in your mom’s face but did anyway

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:57 am

Your other bets of 8 or less wins and Vikings not making playoffs are DEAD. Give it couple more weeks my young grasshopper.

Your 100% dead in fantasy too lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:59 am

no, I’m not ded in FF and I lost both starting rb’s.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:50 am

Your team is weak and you have no depht.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:35 am

It’s one of the worst put together teams I’ve ever seen in decades of playing FF

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 12:04 pm

LOL

Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 9:34 am

Sorry if there was a bit of a hiccup in the system, I was doing some updates.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:39 am

Those are typically scheduled out in the professional world ….😛

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:44 am

Not software updates, just updating the main post & some other stuff, messing with SEO.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:48 am

The developers do the actual updating of the site. I got my fingers slapped for installing the updates myself once, so I stopped doing that.

manly-purple
4 November 2022 9:30 am

Anybody know why Philadelphia’s DE Hargrave did Hunter’s sack celebration last night?

Wrenage
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 9:40 am

I don’t like Hunter’s sack celebration. His sidekick form is terrible. I was in Taekwondo for many years to learn how to defend myself against small women, and bad sidekick form was one of the biggest pet peeves.

I also remember my teachers would do knuckle pushups on pavement. Remember when Kevin Love said he broke his hand doing knuckle pushups?

I laughed and laughed at that. Dude got hammered and punched a wall or something.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 9:49 am

Agreed! I did Tae Kwon Do when I was little and a Japanese style of Jujitsu when I was older rooted in Karate… terrible form is right.

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 10:01 am

Were you in the ATA?

My coworker is friends with Grandmaster Jager from Sheldon, IA. Really nice guy, apparently.

I was never that good at it, but I liked the challenge of trying to get flexible and have good form.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 10:07 am

I was very little but I think so. My instructor was Jerry James who was an Olympic Kickboxer. Dude is in his like 60s or 70s and still ripped today. Tae Kwon Do gave me a lifelong hatred for kata. I was so happy that the Jujitsu I did didn’t involve kata.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 11:10 am

I hated kata, too, when I took Tae Kwon Do.

All these little twirps and 80 pound women would do perfect katas and get awarded some belt way above their pay grade.

And then, they’d call Mr. Lowbelt in to hand them a whole pile of humility in fights or when they needed someone to kick some derriere in a tournament.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 11:34 am

My Sensei when I did Jujitsu had a rule that your first tournament you had to do a kata to get the nerves out… I was fresh out of college football and did TKD tourneys growing up… I didn’t have to do a dumb kata. lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 9:48 am

Probably because Hunter hasn’t gotten the chance to do it himself much this season.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:48 am

Ouch.

Rec.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:54 am

Yeah he’s adjusting to 3-4. Something doesn’t jive though PFF says he’s like the greatest but his production says otherwise. I don’t think he’s on the roster next year, my guess is he’s traded in the offseason to a team that runs a 4-3 defense where he’s more comfortable and then returns to All Pro form IF he doesn’t get hurt.

Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 9:24 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:26 am

lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:22 am

I like otters.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:24 am

They are cute.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 11:12 am

Used to be all around me up in Alaska when I was fishing. Big honking sea otters the size of Lifer’s mother.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 12:54 pm

125 pound sea rats

Wrenage
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:33 am

I read a book about killer otters once called Dance of the Dwarfs. My junior high library, of all places, had it. I don’t know where my junior high librarian got books, but it was a kick-ass library for a podunk town. Had many fun and unique books, not just Hardy Boys and Planes Of The US Postal Service.

They actually made a movie of Dance of the Dwarfs starring Peter Fonda, but they made the killer otters Lizard People. Not a good movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5-J4OPpmRQ

Yes, I am a very lonely person. Why do you ask?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 9:35 am

I love horror movies, even bad ones.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 10:00 am

I liked Matt Christopher and Hank The Cowdog books.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:43 am

The Hockey Machine – childhood favorite.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 10:57 am

South American giant river otters could be described as that. Big animal, 5ft long, 70lbs. Apex predator with the only real danger being man. But they’re not cute. Even their babies are ugly.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 11:00 am

They’re kinda cute

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 11:00 am

Hi.

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Wrenage
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 11:53 am

The story did take place in South America, so I reckon it fits!

The way I remember it, victims would have two punctures in their skull, and originally, they thought they were shooting victims. It turned out it was big otter teeth. Maybe they were sabertooth otters…can’t remember. Junior high was a long time ago.

Actually, I should go seek that book out and get a copy.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Wrenage
4 November 2022 11:58 am

They’ve got pretty big canines.

Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 9:19 am

LOL, we should tell NVF about this. @He’s such an RGIII supporter@.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:22 am

Kirk and RGIII should go in together to buy them.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:23 am

Kirk can buy it outright with what we’ve paid him.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:24 am

A match made in heaven!

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 11:09 am

He has 10 fans left?

HUNViking
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 11:46 am

He´ll find 10 fans quickly if he´s willing to pay them. Doubt he still has ten left as of right now.

Northwoods
4 November 2022 9:09 am

http://www.playoffstatus.com/nfl/nflpostseasonprob.html

Vikings have the 3rd highest chance of making playoffs right now, behind Eagles and Bills, at 97%.

FTP have a dismal 14% chance of making an appearance in the post-season.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 9:14 am

gonna be awesome, “the final score here in philly, eagles 48, vikes 3”

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 11:45 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 12:16 pm

@you forgot that the Vikings 3 points would come in garbage time@

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
4 November 2022 9:16 am

Love it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:08 am

“Hi I’m 5, and my mom dropped me on my head too many times as a kid.”
-5

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:09 am

too

NoDakRube
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:13 am

#Grammer Nazi

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:19 am

too is the more gooder way to says that. You ams korrect

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:13 am

you have the worst takes of anyone on here, plain ridiculous level. But the pain is coming. They will have a tough time this week against yet another back up qb and no chase young.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:16 am

But the pain is coming.

Translated – “All my tales have been wrong and horseshit so I’ll fall back on they won’t win the Super Bowl.”

your shit is weeeeeeaaaaaakkkkkkk

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:19 am

Nope, I knew they never had a chanced at the Owl which for winners is the only reason to play. Talent is not close to Owl level and we have loser beaker. watch and learn grasshopper

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:20 am

You knew we’d suck this year and that we’d only win 3 games but would hedge your bet at 8 too right?

cause you knew we’d only win 3.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:23 am

I never said that, I said less than 9 but keep digging.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:25 am

It’s fewer. Plus, you’re lying.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:35 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:31 am

I think he meant to type “Butt pain is coming”

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:33 am

jammin

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:35 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHH

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:23 am

*too

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:13 am

to late

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 11:43 am

*too

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
4 November 2022 12:05 pm

LOL

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 12:05 pm

*too

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:04 am

Agree with this.

Losses – Bills
Wins – wash, NE, NYJ, Det, Indy, NYG, Chicago
Coin flips – Boys, GB

Should land around 13ish wins

Checking In on Vikings 12-5 Potential

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:07 am

Im at around 11- 12 wins at the moment. NE, NYG are potential trap games. This is still the Vikings, has to be taken into account. Other than that, we should win those other games. Should.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:07 am

lmao, god almighty help us

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:09 am

Yep 13 is a good bet.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 9:14 am

want to bet it?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:37 am

Go find me some cigars to smoke in Jan. Gonna use your 50 bucks too in fantasy football for some good whisky.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:39 am

Five, I won’t do 13, but I would do 12…
I would need to see a financial statement from you 1st…
Seems like you are in the process of losing a few bets.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 9:45 am

He’s good for his bets. That is one thing… gulp… do respect about 5.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:51 am

He also knows what he believes and isn’t afraid to tell you.
…….And he also is conservative….so a few things to respect.
There may be a negatives list but I am not going to start it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 9:51 am

huh?

NoDakRube

Reply to 
SkoIdiers
 4 November 2022 9:09 am
Yep 13 is a good bet.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:52 am

Yes, while I think they will win 13 I will not bet on it…
I only take the sure bets…in this case thats 12.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:32 am

Should land around 13ish wins

So that means if they win 10 games you will claim you were right?
How much room is in “ish”?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 9:36 am

I predicted 10 wins before the season started. That is a slam dunk now.

I think they can get to 12-14 wins. 13 seems the most probable

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:38 am

I believe that I predicted 11 or 12 on here, I can’t recall for sure. I know that I went with 12 when my boss and I were arguing in the preseason, so I’m guessing that’s what I predicted here, too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:44 am

Should exceed that for sure

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:49 am

Yet you wouldn’t bet me on the over 9.5?
It HAD to be over 8.5….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:50 am

Nothing is a slam dunk, you yutes always forget seasons like 2003.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:08 am

Agreed. Saying “A slam dunk” is the impetuousness of youth. All it takes is an injury. There is no guarantees with this team. They are snake-bit or cursed.

Kodiak
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 1:00 pm

could still go 6-11

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:33 am

They’re gonna lose all the rest of their games because someone drank Jobu’s rum

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:11 am

The team could put up a full-size cardboard cutout of Ziggy. And tear off a piece of his clothes every time they win a game.

HUNViking
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
4 November 2022 11:42 am

That might have worked better with Zim´s instachat babe instead of Zigy. Just stay away from any stuffed animal massacres, please.

KFEY93
4 November 2022 8:50 am

Eagles have the easiest remaining schedule by DVOA (doesn’t care about teams records), Vikes have the 10th easiest. Buffalo and KC have the 1st and 2nd hardest remaining schedule. Green Bay Fappers have the 7th hardest remaining lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 8:53 am

SF and iggles and maybe dallas are the NFC teams with a shot. If niners get their D healthy they will be a tough out. But Hurts is a stud like ONLY BIG FIVE CALLED.

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:55 am

As of this point in the season I agree. Those 3 teams are the top of the NFC, id put Vikes 4th. Interesting to see how things pan out by the end of the season. If we play the Bills well enough to have a shot at winning the game (they wont) I might start to move the Vikes up. I also thought Hurts was going to improve, not as much as he’s shown but..just ad him to the list of QBs I’d rather have on the Vikes.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:00 am

Yup, long season and no team in NFL history has been luckier than this year’s vikes. No injuries at all, haven’t beaten any teams with a current winning record sans miami who started a 7th rd rookie qb and still almost beat us. Dallas has a real D.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:54 am

The Eagles have been pretty lucky with injuries too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:01 am

NOOOOOO why is everyone so obsessed with the Niners. They arent good and will be even worse once McCaffery goes down like he always does.

Not scared of Niners one bit. Plus if we do get them in playoffs they’ll come to US bank

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:04 am

They are a well coached, physical team that is very hurt at the moment. They might not get fully healthy but if they do they can out muscle damn near any team. Have not looked at their remaining schedule but they cant be over looked. Cant just go “nah they suck Vikes are awesome”. Think critically my dude.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:06 am

We won’t get a point. They will run for 300 and Jimmy passed for 130 last time we met them in playoffs and the game was over at half. He can just hand off

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:10 am

Diffeent regime now.

not really comparing similar things.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:17 am

5th wrost D in the league and I guarantee more injuries come soon.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:19 am

2nd best record in the league.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 10:20 am

So around 15th-16th on the season so far. If they can keep that up and in that range we might have something. Top 10 Offense and average defense , special teams is slowing falling apart, so thats a concern.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:10 am

You say that but aren’t thinking critically yourself. Just parroting 5&Kodiak nonsense.

differnce between the Vikings and them is they have won games they SHOULD HAVE

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:16 am

opposite, he understands reality, you don’t

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:17 am

Reality is the team is 6-1.

that’s reality.

not your fairyland of we would’ve lost it xyz.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:37 am

No im not lol, did you even read my comments or are you just defaulting to being a constrain to my comments again? How is saying we cant over look SF, Dallas and I think we win 11 – 12 games parroting 5 and Kodiak? Get the fuck out of here Mick. Too early for your bull shit.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:38 am

well said, he’s an old DN homer purple crack guy, can’t have any reality other than vikes my fave and we so good

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:39 am

When is a good time for bullshit? Just need to know so I can set my alarm.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:54 am

After lunch, so we arent hangry.

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 10:44 am

Yup, I like to listen to BS when I’m taking a nap.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 10:40 am

They are a well coached, physical team that is very hurt at the moment. They might not get fully healthy but if they do they can out muscle damn near any team. Have not looked at their remaining schedule but they cant be over looked. Cant just go “nah they suck Vikes are awesome”. Think critically my dude.

This is the comment I responded too. You’re parroting the dumb shit in bold. We have WON all the games we were supposed to win. We lost in PHI on MNF. Nobody knew what was going to happen against the pukers week 1 but that one felt good right away and we now know they are a shit team.

Because we dont win by 3 scores we suck? We won the game. Your bengals got to the bowl doing just that. It wasnt pretty but they snuck through every playoff game to get to the bowl. NO resounding victories but victories when they mattered nonetheless.

Your “critical thinking” is only critical regarding the Vikings. Just like 5 & Kodiak. Say enough dumb shit and maybe something will stick and you can say “Look how smart and right I am.”

Is it naptime already for ya fella? Pretty cranky for 0940.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:05 am

you are clueless

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:07 am

You are. They suck.

Lost to bears, denver, and atlanta and slaughtered by chiefs.

LOLOLOL

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:08 am

3/4 of those teams suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:10 am

yeah, NFC championship last year

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:00 am

Hows pretty boy doing lol?

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:05 am

If we play SF I’ll put $1000 on them vs you?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:06 am

I’ll bet too. Hit me up later if we play them in playoffs

We’ll see if it’s home or away and what the roster looks wise then decide on a #

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:07 am

ok

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:07 am

Lol

sf lost to bears broncos and falcons and got crushed by the chiefs.

igggies almost lost to the lions and let the Texans hang round. Beat the cards on a last second fg and were down 14-0 to the young goat.

you’re being a dumdum

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:08 am

There’s also 8 teams right there for that last WC spot SF has. They may not even make the playoffs.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:09 am

want to bet?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:10 am

Correct. Tough schedule too.

Chargers, @Cards, Saints, Fins, Bucs, @seattle, commies, @raiders, cards

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:20 am

At some point during the year, you have posted that all of those teams suck.

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 9:25 am

exactly (all teams suck), now he’s saying the bills and eagles are easy to beat too. lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:09 am

Lance started vs bears. They had their all pro LT out, lost top 2 rb’s, lost Bosa, lost others and I’ll bet you 10K if we play them? You turds are so clueless. They are a power run team with a top 3 DL once they get their guys back, which is all on track.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:12 am

And Mahomes started against Indy and lost.

it happens.

miami beat Buffalo and Baltimore almost did too

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:15 am

miami is not a joke team, they easily kill us by 20 if they had any sort of team health

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:17 am

Only way to find out is the bowl now.

your takes are hot garbage basing it on things that cannot happen.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:20 am

no, your takes our hot garbage. Name 1 good team we beat? Barely beat the bears at home, remember? Lions had us done too at home. aint’s should have won and played without all their top offensive guys. You’ll get reality coming weeks, end of discussion

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:23 am

LOL we beat the teams we were supposed to beat.

what good team hve the eagles beat?

niners?

cowboys?

everyone is beating on everyone because that’s the nfl. There is no dominant team this year. Best looking team is the Bills… and guess what? They lost to Miami and have had a couple close games.

KC? Lost to Indy and the bills.

philly really struggling against 1 win teams.

you’re being dense.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:24 am

end of discussion

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:41 am

I wouldn’t want to continue a discussion where the hole I’ve dug myself into is seeing daylight on the other side either.

When you get back in the swing of things maybe you can try again.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 9:41 am

The Vikings have not beaten any good teams (Miami but that’s a bit of an abberation with their 3rd string QB and an injured Teddy at QB). The one time they played a good team they got summarily embarrased on National TV. It doesn’t really mean anything other than they are 7-1 and in position to win the North and host a playoff game. I guess we’ll see over the next month how they measure up with the better teams in the NFL but beating bad teams doesn’t mean you suck.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:58 am

I agree. Having the 5th worst D when you haven’t had a single injury does.

and guess what? Now that we are on hyet another bullshit “owl run” this idiot has traded away all of our draft capital just like someone else did for 15 years? Got zero chance for any qb, gonna lose 5-6 of your top guys next year if not 10 as the entire secondary sans Dantz is one 1 year deals. they will see as we get worse….

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:03 am

I get whiplash with your flip flops. Last I checked we have had multiple starters missing plays on defense, last game Dantzler, Z Smith, Tomlinson.

In years past you have been a big advocate of giving away draft picks to acquire big name players. Now you want to hoard draft picks?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:05 am

You must be on dope. I have been the biggest proponent of the opposite. Now, we have no draft picks of sustance again next year sans our late 1st.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:07 am

Not on dope. If I had the time and energy I could dig through the DN archives and find posts where you mentioned the front office sat on picks like a holy grail.

Anyhow, is it your understanding that the Vikings have no picks next year?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
4 November 2022 10:22 am

lol, everybody here knows I’m the biggest critic of that strategy

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:46 am

everybody here knows I’m the biggest critic of that strategy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:05 am

I love your positivity, its infectious! I do agree about next year not looking as positive, Theilen and Smith another year older and even bigger cap hits with huge ded money, most CBs are FAs and they have minimal cap space available. Between this year and next this season is the one you go “all in” if you think you’ve got a shot at the owl, the NFC is weak.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:22 am

that’s what wreck has done for last 5 years. Look where we are? We have NOT 1 good player on D under 27. zero

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:43 am

You’re 100% Correct…this next batch of games will really show us what this team is.

Commies will play us tough, So will the Bills, Cowboys, and Jets.

Who know what we’ll get with the Lions but they never lay down for us.

Colts will be hit and miss and 2 of the last 3 are outdoors within the division. It looks easy on paper but that really isnt the reality of it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
4 November 2022 10:53 am

I’m not worried about the colts, ole skinflute says they’re the worst team in NFL history.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:07 am

Yeah who knows what Taylor will do.

if he’s healthy.

I expect… games to go as they’ve gone so far. Mostly competitive and hope for a win.

if we blowout a team great.

If we lose we lose. Hope wel play well through it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:00 am

Iggles schedule from week 1 has been a joke.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:02 am

Can only play who you got on the schedule. Vikes has been fairly easy as well.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
4 November 2022 9:05 am

I agree. those are the cards your dealt. Eagles are good don’t get me wrong, I just think they are beatable. We got them early in a completely new scheme. If we played them now or later this season, we’re not losing by 17 I can tell u that

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:07 am

agree, 24+

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 9:04 am

Yep, especially week 2.

Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:45 am

gonna be tough for Jobu to put the curse on again. Playing a good coach, hell of a gamer qb, and the skins have rightful hatred of beaker for making them lose so many games in a cowardly manner

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:46 am

Knock one down 5?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
4 November 2022 8:47 am

Yeah chef. Got a huge cow and had 1 shot at a bull and missed, fkn shooting sticks

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:57 am

You still got meat to eat when the minions are starving, though.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:01 am

yup, that was sweet. Freezer is full. Got some breakfast sausage and some bacon/jalapeno burger made, supposed to be excellent from this processor

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:35 am

Have I got pictures for you of how processors work. Nobody touches my animals but me and my wife, maybe a friend that offers to help. I have seen things.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
4 November 2022 10:40 am

You must be really close to your friend if he helps you and your wife touch your meat.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:45 am

I can’t tell if he’s having a threesome with his friend or the elk…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 12:08 pm

Yes

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:46 am

That’s why I carefully and specifically said animals not meat.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:47 am

A flatter shooting 7mm probably woulda dropped it…

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 9:49 am

It usually has more to do with who’s behind the scope.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:52 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:49 am

Rivera’s mom died this week, perhaps the team finds inspiration in that. I predict a 24-24 tie.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:54 am

heineken is a biger gamer and he hates the vikes as does the entire team for what beaker did to them plus being a total dork

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 11:11 am

Heini should not have kicked in that door, he would have had a shot at being Vikings QB. I see no reason for him to hate the Vikes. As for the Redskins, they suck. Welcome back, btw!

Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 8:44 am

Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:33 am

Kwesi with more witch craft. Jobu can keep the curse going?!

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:34 am

Bets looking elite for big skolly

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:41 am

you’ll get me on the season for sure, reminds me of the 1980 hockey team, Miracle.

DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:52 am

I will take a miracle for the Vikings.
Way overdue…..

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 10:03 am

it will not happen this year and now sadly for many more years as they have to rebuild and we have zero qb. no 2nd/3rd rd picks next year. late 1st. Cine is already done. Cook, thelen, smith, P2, etc. are like 40 and all FA’s to be. they will now do the wreck bullshit and say we are a conrtender.

NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:19 am

On this date in History AP (the GOAT) ran for 296 yards against the Chargers (2007). I was at that game, he was awesome.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:21 am

I just showed kiddo the youtube video of that game, such a great game for AD.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:23 am

Dumbass Chilly didn’t leave him in the game to break 300 though

Mjolnir
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 8:24 am

God damn right – and Cris Carter was 1st ballot worthy Motherfuckers!

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:36 am

hell yea brother

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 8:25 am

Dumdum Zim did the same thing to JJ…. losers

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:33 am

That was what pissed me off about Zim. I’m a big supporter of his, but when he didn’t get JJ that record, he pissed me off.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 8:35 am

correct and hi. you the old hall of shame guy? Good call on Josh Allen “never being any good”. lmao

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:38 am

He’s the new 5.
We all voted and like him better.
You got one vote, and no cares what Kodiak says anyway.
grab yore shit and go to the porch in shame.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:42 am

saw your gov’t raised the rates some more, be happy you’re living on the private sector where the real men play. enjoy your free taxpayer money

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:50 am

I will Five thanks!
Oh, and I’m in healthcare, so I make my money off the sick, old and feeble.
So I would just like to say thank you!
I appreciate it.
Just wait until you get that bill for Tertiary syphilis!

You really should stop raw doggin’ tranny hookers BTW. 

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:55 am

no problem, I have 22 kids as well.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:58 am

Poor kids all have syph, too.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:02 am

it just sucks as I get no labor or beer fetching from them due to their lowlife feeble pathetic lowdown, lower than a snake in a wagon track so-called parents. But I guess I’m a saint

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:05 am

They’re young, so probably all disabled because they’re cats and psychiatrically damaged, so at least you can pull some disability offa them.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:57 am

Isn’t it quadentary syphilis at this point.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:05 am

Lets just call it 5 syphilis.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 10:41 am

Same guy! Just saw this group of angry old guys had to find themselves a new board to curmudgeon on and figured I’d check ‘er out.

Looks like the Avs are off to as good of a start as your fantasy team and football betting this season!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 10:54 am

LOL

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
4 November 2022 11:01 am

curmudgeon on

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 12:20 pm

Sydney Sweeny… sheesh….

Mjolnir
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:23 am

Fuck Childress forever for not letting him hit 300….

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:26 am

Yep, ridiculous. Horrible coach. What’s he doing now? Washing Andy Reid’s tighty whiteys?

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 11:05 am

Yup, that´s unforgivable. Chili´s worst deed.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  HUNViking
4 November 2022 11:23 am

Back to back time outs anyone?

HUNViking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 12:59 pm

Good point. Also, 12 men on the field.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:34 am

let him get 300 you dumbass coach

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:41 am

agreed, it’s fucking 4 yards. Even if he said, AP, you got 1 play to get 300, that’s on you. At least he gave him a shot. I had a HS QB who had gone over 1,000 yards his sophomore and junior years and it was the last game of his senior year, we were up like 40ish points so I had all the backups in even before half. After half he comes up to me and goes, coach I’m only 20 yards from 1,000 again. So I said, OK I’ll put the starters back in and you get 1 shot at this. I did call a trick play, ran a jet sweep pass and let him be the jet guy throwing the ball, it hit for 30-40 yards, took everyone back out. The other team’s coach was pissssssssed lol. I was like, “come on, I had the starters out over half the game, chill.”

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:45 am

Its hard when you have an elite HS team in any sport to manage the playing time thing. How much is too much playing time for the starters? They need work too. Is it a half? Is it 3 quarters?

I did see one HS basketball team continue to press in the 2nd half up 40…their coach said they needed the work…Thought that was BS

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:49 am

I mean, we knew we were going to kick their ass. We had a call on defense for that game called “Switch” where we had our linemen and DB’s switch positions. We weren’t running shit up on purpose, shit was just working.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:52 am

Thats funny….I bet they enjoyed that.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 9:03 am

It was funny to watch what they thought the other position really did and how the played. Just terrible. Gave both a better respect, they realized it’s not as simple as, “don’t get beat deep” or “don’t get blocked” lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
4 November 2022 8:42 am

Take out the long runs and he barely had any yards.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:49 am

lol

Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:18 am

Did anyone else feel Friday Night Lights the movie was way over hyped? I thought it was just one big cliche and not a fun cliche like Varsity Blues. Really didn’t enjoy that movie.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:20 am

It sucked. Wildcats is the best high school football movie ever.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:21 am

Hell yes.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:22 am

‘I like her tits’

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:59 am

LOL, that makes me think of Connery..

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:04 am

An all time favorite SNL skit. “S Words” “The Penis Mightier” “Ape Tit” etc…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 9:05 am

Yep

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:20 am

What’s the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 9:25 am

LOL

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:24 am

I am partial to Remember the Titans but yes Wildcats is great. I liked Necessary Roughness (was that the name) from that era as well. I also think one of the most enjoyable and entertaining terrible sports movies is The Replacements haha.

But man I thought Friday Night Lights was a terrible movie.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:33 am

Necessary Roughness was college and I did like that even though its not exactly universally revered. When The Replacements came out I thought it would be good, I mean Keanu Reeves and Gene Hackman right. It was horrible but I still enjoyed some of it. I wonder if Wrenege the movie reviewer has seen any of these films.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:34 am

I know it was a college movie I was just saying football movies from that Time Period. I agree, I expecting something much different from the Replacements. It is a terrible movie that I can watch over and over haha.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:35 am

I would bet that he’s seen all of them

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:36 am

North Dallas Forty

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:38 am

But Friday Night Lights was a great book

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
4 November 2022 8:39 am

Yeah, Lifer reads it to all the illiterates that blow up balloons at the air compressor repair factory.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:43 am

no he does not as he is also illiterate, they look at the pix

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:24 am

Best football movie ever is We Are Marshall.
When a plane crash claims the lives of members of the Marshall University football team and some of its fans, the team’s new coach and his surviving players try to keep the football program alive.

I forget who starred in it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:26 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
4 November 2022 8:37 am

air go out?

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:39 am

Matthew McConaughy (or however the heck you spell it).

Very good movie

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
4 November 2022 8:40 am

Thank you! I completely forgot.

Adrenaline
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
4 November 2022 8:48 am

Not MM again. Effer.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:40 am

Randy Moss

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:43 am

I’ve never seen any of these movies. Saw Rambo 5, awesome flick

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:45 am

Is that when he goes to Mexico

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:48 am

no, he’s bitter like lifer and shoots up the cambodian army with a .50 cal. loved it

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:52 am

You’re thinking of Rambo 4. In Rambo 5 he goes to Mexico to save his neice.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:55 am

Isn’t that Taken?

Also, who on earth casts Liam Nieson as a supposed bad ass? If that guy attacked me, I’d die laughing.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 8:57 am

I thought he was good in those and that shit really happens. pretty scary for parents

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:59 am

You’re probably scared of him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:01 am

Its a concern I have as father of daughters.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:03 am

I would too, it’s crazy

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 6:31 pm

Need to make sure they get a good pimp when they are young

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 8:59 am

Exactly.

The guy is slower-moving and less threatening than The Turtle in the Senate.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:00 am

I know. Such a dork.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:03 am

I’d have unloaded a whole magazine at him before a synapse fired in his brain to tell him to reach for his holster.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:57 am

Yep, loved that as well. Makes them go into cave and mutilates many. should do that to all illegals

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:00 am

Yeah I like all the Rambo movies, First Blood still my fave though.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:04 am

1st movie I ever bought on VHS. Great movie.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 9:07 am

When I was a kid my dad would record tons of movies a couple times of year when HBO/Cinemax would have their free trial weekends. He recorded First Blood and Rocky 4 when I was like 6. I would watch both every weekend we stayed with him for years.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:21 am

Yessss! Same! My folks did the same thing. That’s how I saw all the Terrence Hill and Bud Spence ‘Trinity’ movies. Also where I first saw Eddie Murphy’s ‘Raw’. Aaaaand – we taped all the Carlin specials and I would absolutely kill with his shit on the bus on Monday morning. RIP Georgie!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 9:27 am

Yeah I loved Carlin too. When I was a little older he’d order Pizza Hut Bigfoot pizza all the time when they were promoting a free month of HBO with the purchase of said pizza.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:30 am

Remember the March Madness promos – you’d get a free basketball with the purchase of a large pie? I’ve got like 15 of those laying around the old man’s house. I likes pizza.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 9:44 am

Yeah I remember that too. Pizza Hut used to be awesome, like to actually go there. They had that clock that spun super fast and said always time for pizza, those iconic shitty red cups, jukebox, and always seemed to have some promo going on.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:04 am

it was a good movie, no doubt

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:52 am

Yeah. I really liked U-571
A German submarine is boarded by disguised American submariners trying to capture their Enigma cipher machine

Great actors in it too

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 9:57 am

Your favorite movie is Failure To Launch because you get to see Terry Bradshaw’s naked ass.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:09 am

Terry was Ok.
The best nudity I have ever seen was in college BTW. There was this super hot exchange student that I used to help her with homework. One time after studying I noticed she forgot her notebook.
So I ran out to the parking lot and see her on the opposite side of her car, kinda ducking down behind it.
Once I got closer I realized she was just looking for her notebook. So I gave it back to her.
Then on the way back to my dorm I accidentally saw a crackhead with his cock out. It was the best.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:14 am

Haha that was great!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:29 am

literally laughed out loud.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:41 am

You got me, LOL!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
4 November 2022 11:03 am

I have been using a version of that in the bars for years. I usually draw it out as long as possible, and then quickly hit them with the punch line.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:46 am

I’m fucking dying…..

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:54 am

Ha!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 10:56 am
Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 11:03 am

Maybe

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:21 am

I never did watch that movie.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:21 am

Varsity Blues is trash. Absolute trash. FNL the movie is almost as good as the book. 2nd best football movie of all time – right behind ‘North Dallas Forty’

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:25 am

Strongly dislike

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:25 am

What? Why? What’s good about Friday Night Lights? It’s a story that plays out hundred of times every year. Cocky star player goes down, someone else steps up, there’s a dad who is an ass hole living vicariously… the end. lol

I think Varsity Blues was fun as hell.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:30 am

True story – or loosely based on one (certainly embellished in parts but all movies are) The asshole dad was a real guy (Permian Legend) and aside from a few minor details the story played out as it happened. Varsity Blues was more a parody than anything and it wasn’t done well.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:33 am

Alright, just curious. Your opinion is yours. I knew about all the legend stuff and loosely based on a real story, I just thought the story was nothing special, all those things happen hundreds of times every year. But glad you liked it man. I thought Varsity Blues was stupid fun. Not to be taken seriously. The “drama” parts were cringey (cringy?) 90s sitcom style lol.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:43 am

Agreed. And while I say it’s trash – I still watch when I stumble across it as I do all football movies because I’m a football junkie. I spend the off-season constantly watching old games and highlights.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:34 am

They should combine the two movies into one remake so we can see how the Tim McGraw dad would have reacted to this…

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:43 am

Lmao. Dying.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:32 am

Parents are psychos.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 10:49 am

Varsity Blues was fun the first time I watched it, but I am confident it wouldn’t hold up.

FNL’s soundtrack featuring Explosions In The Sky is fantastic.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:35 am

you just don’t like it as the setting is a Republican patriotic state you libtard

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:47 am

Where does Varsity Blues take place?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 8:50 am

never saw it, have to work

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 8:54 am

Oh, making comments on shit your are ignorant of but yet very solidly sure is accurate and true… par for the course with KarenFingers

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 9:01 am

*you’re

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:03 am

lmao, illiterate lib he is and also:

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:05 am

Look at Five, soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo busy he can’t watch a movie but can literally live on Skoloholics… lol

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 9:06 am

Flies to Africa to go “hunt” at a petting zoo.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:21 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 9:11 am

I have been gone for a week libtard

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
4 November 2022 9:21 am

Oh, one week out of the year he’s gone. The rest of the year he’s on here 24/7. Cool story bro.

Can you go away again, the IQ level in here was much higher this last week.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
4 November 2022 9:27 am

you go away fat boy

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:04 am

HA!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:10 am

I’m 11-4-0 on the season. Hopefully you’re taking notes. Got a “quad-fecta” this week!
https://skoloholics.com/week-9-skoldiers-spreads-washington-commanders-vs-minnesota-vikings/

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:26 am

Skoldiers spreads sounds like a porn site BTW

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:30 am

Skoldiers real name is mike honcho

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:35 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:34 am

Maybe it is…. 🙂

manly-purple
4 November 2022 8:08 am

Heard a new one this morning: frog/frogself.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
4 November 2022 8:15 am

They can go frog themself.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:27 am

We should build them a pond at school.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:29 am

And make them listen to Silverchair’s album Frogstomp on loop.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:42 am

Silverchair? I had completely forgotten about that band.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:54 am

So did I until your pond comment made me think of frogstomp.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:50 am

And make them watch one of the worst horror movies of all time, “The Frogs” starring a bunch of toads

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 8:53 am

I’ve never seen it, is it equal in quality to Death Bed: The Bed That Eats People?

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:00 am

I dunno, it’s way old.

It’s so bad it could never become a cult classic.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:03 am

I do remember when I was reeeealy young watching this awful horror movie named Night Of The Lepus with these giant rabbits I don’t know if that’s a cult classic either though.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:08 am

Probably came out right after Jimmy Carter got scared by a swamp rabbit

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Adrenaline
4 November 2022 9:10 am

I’m too you to get that reference, and I’m in my mid 40s

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:09 am

Was it like Attack of the killer tomatoes or whatever it was called, or were they actually trying?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 9:12 am

No they were trying.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:04 am

I haven’t seen that one. Is it as bad as it sounds?

BTW, MST3K is one of the best shows of all time.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:45 am

It is, whats mstk3?

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 9:47 am

Mystery Science Theater 3000. Probably the best show of all time. Right up there, anyway.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 9:52 am

Never heard of it

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 10:32 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 10:36 am

Yeah idk, was it on cable?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 10:00 am

I used to watch that in college.
It was good, and IIRC, they guys who did it were based in MN?

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 11:34 am

Who is greater Joel/Mike/Jonah?
Me-Mike>Joel>Jonah

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 6:32 pm

Agreed, an awesome show

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 12:46 pm

Frogstomp had a few good tracks. I liked the 2nd album better though. Freak is such a simple still heavy song.

Gone fishin'
Admin
4 November 2022 7:52 am

Hey Lifer, thanks! I had my meeting last night & fell asleep when I got home.

benjammin
Admin
4 November 2022 7:49 am

Yes, both fan bases agree on this, Iowa sucks

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 7:50 am

Huskers suck but gophers suck more. Skers gonna win tomorrow

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 7:51 am

True, huskers are gonna break out just like irv

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 7:56 am

Our QB out so maybe gophers win. This interim coach sucks A$$$$$$$$$$$

Hopefully they land Urban Meyer

Mjolnir
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:19 am

No. Nope. Absolutely not. I don’t want that pile of shit anywhere near our program. We may suck in perpetuity, but we’ll do so with our integrity intact. Meyer is a trash human. Has yet to leave a place better than when he found it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:23 am

Something off about Meyer, I can’t quite put my finger on it.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:23 am

So winning a national championship before he wrecks it is not worth it? 3 national titles. Dude knows how to win in college.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 8:28 am

Any program with a shred of integrity would pass on him, which means he will get hired because college football is run by whores and not the good kind.

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 8:39 am

He does. He also knows how to recruit known shitbags (Aaron Hernandez, Percy Harvin) and leave a program in shambles. Hard to celebrate titles when your staring down the barrel of NCAA sanctions. Let him do it somewhere else. Don’t want him.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:26 am

Rumors are they’re going to keep Mickey… eff that guy

Mjolnir
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:36 am

Mickey is the right guy Skolly. What other options do we have? Hometown Hero couldn’t make it work. We’re a stepping stone school now – we run the risk of whoever comes in, IF they turn it around will they then take off for a better gig? Not saying Mickey won’t do that but it’s less likely an outcome with him. He’s an elite recruiter, understands the tradition and history and is beloved by that locker room. Mickey’s the guy.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:38 am

Hire Bo Pelini again, at least he was entertaining

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:55 am

I met Bo his first year in Lincoln as D-Coordinator. Had a side-gig as Security for the team at the hotel the night before home games. Bo would often come down to the lobby at 2/3 am unable to sleep. Great guy. Very nice. He let me pick his brain regarding things like the 3/4 and 4/3 and being that he was Packers LB coach before coming to NU he would needle me a bit about being a Vikings fan. His volatility got him canned, but I’ll always fondly remember Bo.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 9:14 am

I’ve always heard that he is a super nice guy outside of football and that he did a ton behind the scenes for the U of N. He was a psycho on the sidelines though. Also Faux Pelini was super funny.

Side note, at first I thought you meant Bo had a side gig as security.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:22 am

I only stop to piss in Iowa and when I do I use the sink….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 8:23 am

Like

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mjolnir
4 November 2022 9:11 am

Upper deck all those bthrooms too

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:27 am

Fuck Iowa

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:28 am

benjammin
Admin
4 November 2022 7:45 am

Houston lost to the eagles by 12, Vikings lost to the eagles by 17, therefore Houston is better than the Vikings.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 7:49 am

Vikes can go toe to toe with eagles now. Defense was a mess early in season but are rounding into form. Offense getting their feet under them too.

If we played eagles this Sunday, we may lose but guarantee its not by 17.

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 7:52 am

Eagles aren’t scary, I’d put several teams above them right now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 7:54 am

Nobody in the NFC is scary

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:00 am

Correct. Vikes can beat any of these teams in NFC

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 1:44 pm

If we play their 3rd string qb, get 3 turnovers, have penalties extend our drives and no injuries

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 8:33 am

I was a big fan of Hurts. Just a quick search of my DN comments 

I would Fire Zimmer, Hire Roman off the Ravens as HC and draft Hurts. Go big or go home.

Let Cousins have next year and see where Hurts is at.

commented on Thorsday Open Thread: January 2, 2020 from Daily Norseman, Jan 2, 2020, 12:39pm CST

Hurts has a ton of potential.Strong arm, escapes pressure and can extend plays. The guy could be a Lamar/ Russel Wilson or he could be a complete bust.
I like him more then most of the QBs that might fall into the Vikings pick range just for the huge potential he offers.

commented on Minnesota Vikings News and Links: February 8th and 9th, 2020 from Daily NorsemanFeb 8, 2020, 8:54am CST

I just don’t see Fromm as an upgrade over Kirky boy and would rather roll the dice with Hurts. Plus, I think we could get Hurts later in the draft.

commented on Minnesota Vikings News and Links: February 6th, 2020 from Daily NorsemanFeb 6, 2020, 9:11pm CST

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:34 am

You got anything more recent?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 8:45 am

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:34 am

I would have drafted Jordan Love and Hurts, because then you’d have the QB combo of Love Hurts.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 8:35 am

lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 8:36 am

I would have drafted Love and Hurts, then acquired kicker Matt Gay (because the Vikings also need a Kicker because then you’d have the combo of Gay Love Hurts.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:38 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
4 November 2022 8:44 am

I would then draft anyone named Ben….you can figure the rest out

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
4 November 2022 8:47 am

gay love hurts ben? ben gay hurts? love hurts gay ben?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:52 am

yes

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
4 November 2022 8:39 am

lmao

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 7:55 am

Here is a scenario that I think might be correct. Vikings beat the Cowboys and Giants. If of of those 2 teams ties the Eagles in the NFCE and win the tie-breaker for Division Champ, we would own the tiebreakers with either the Giants or Cowboys and get the #1 seed?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
4 November 2022 8:00 am

Yeah. If there’s a three way tie lets say 3 of us are 13-4 then it goes to conference wins I believe too.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:10 am

Head to head.
Division
Common games
NFC record

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 8:26 am

Not if there’s a three way tie

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:30 am

Three or More Clubs
(Note: If two clubs remain tied after a third club or other clubs are eliminated during any step, the tiebreaker reverts to step 1 of the two-club format.)

  1. Head-to-head (best won-lost-tied percentage in games among the clubs)
  2. Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the division
  3. Best won-lost-tied percentage in common games
  4. Best won-lost-tied percentage in games played within the conference
  5. Strength of victory
  6. Strength of schedule
  7. Best combined ranking among conference teams in points scored and points allowed
  8. Best combined ranking among all teams in points scored and points allowed
  9. Best net points in common games
  10. Best net points in all games
  11. Best net touchdowns in all games
  12. Coin toss
DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:16 am

If you are specifically looking at who wins the #1 seed tie breaker, the first three tie breakers are:

Head to head to head
Common games (minimum 4)
Conference games

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 10:44 am

Wouldn’t they do tie breakers for the Division between the NFCE teams first and then for seeding?

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 8:40 am

Eagles aren’t losing 4. 1..maybe 2 at most. Their schedule is soft.

DE Viking
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
4 November 2022 8:20 am

Correct.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:00 am

Vikings are double-plus good!

(Yes, I already did this post a couple days ago, but I like it, so I’m going to keep doing it.)

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:28 am

Facts.

benjammin
Admin
4 November 2022 7:34 am

Good morning, except to those it isn’t morning for

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:10 am

Hi. Good Night!

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
4 November 2022 8:16 am

“I support fracking.”

Gone fishin'
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
4 November 2022 8:24 am

“Except to those for which it isn’t morning”

Wrenage
4 November 2022 6:57 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 6:46 am

Deer opener today in Minny?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
4 November 2022 6:54 am

Tomorrow sir

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