Merry Tuesday, everyone!
We’re trudging through another work week, with bits and pieces of news trickling out of training camp. I don’t know if it’s just me, but it sure seems like there’s been less training camp news this year than there has been in recent years. Maybe I’m wrong, or maybe the new regime keeps a tighter lid on things. Who knows? What I do know is that the Vikings’ first preseason game is merely days away, as they face off against the Raiders on Sunday, with kickoff at 3:25 pm CDT.
For now, y’all have at it in the comments, and remember, be cool to one another.
Recent News:
Here are all the (legal) ways to watch Sunday’s Vikings/Raiders game, courtesy of Vikings.com.
Over at Vikings.com, Christian Darrisaw is drawing high praise, Ian Rapoport is optimistic about the Vikings 2022 season, and there is a ton more to look through at Vikings.com.
At MSN, they look at the Vikings recent punt returning woes, and potential ways to fix them.
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Lol…hey five you wanna play?
Arif Hasan says Bradburied having worst camp ever. Think he’s done. Curious to see Sunday. Morbid curiousity.
He was a crap pick to start with.
Undersized, they probably had to fill his pockets with lead to get to 200 pounds, and there was not a chance in hades he was going to stop a mean nose tackle with an attitude and 340 pounds on pass plays.
I assume he starts and gets lots of snaps Sunday.
KFC is going to have to come up with someone pretty quick, since the guy he’s been trying out is apparently muffing the snap
KC needs a reliable center, at least with edge rusher you can step up or roll out a bit.
Love this take….funny as shit.
I’d do that trade in a heartbeat…
Bradburied will not center. Book it. Staff knows keeping KC upright is the only chance of success.
Don’t say undersize if Ben is around,
Thinks Terd is big
if so, KOC is smart
Where is V22? Even Iowa has internet. I think.
He has been without. Said he’ll be back soon
Good. We need him during the season I like his takes.
After a hard day of work and a hard day of everyone yacking on here, and then I get down to the bottom of the comments and I see…..Load More Comments. I don’t care for that. Obviously I want all of the comment since I am in the comments. Plus if anyone has commented in the Load More Comments section it does not show as new (yellow).
The reason they do that is so that the site runs faster.
How many comments before it rolls to “Load more comments”?
I think it’s 500 or so, depends on the size of the comments.
Size matters?
Not that I’ve ever heard………
Five did you get your email for fantasy?
yes sir. Will our emails and what not be available to all members? might be an issue
If I get yours you’re in trouble son.
Lol…..cuck.
will you shoot me?
Of course not, I’m not a murderer and don’t want to hurt anyone especially a person, like my brother who’s a trumper, who’s been duped by a con man who’s played on his victim’s grievances.
You just described the Democratic party
Projection is everywhere these days
True in a sense, just the other side of the coin. We all believe and are beholden to our own set of ideals. Whether genetic or indoctrinated at a young age, we believe what we believe and have a difficult time being objective to accept thinking differently.
Nah just me sending it. I’ll resend it tonight.
Right but in profile or what if we trade?
It takes 30 seconds to make a new email to remain anon if you so choose.
Do trades have to have league approval? Don’t want side deals to win the pot. As you can tell I don’t trust anyone.
Just create a burner account & use that. Open a [email protected] or something
Hey…can you set up a mock in that craptastic app? I need some dry runs. Can I do them myself haven’t seen that option.
Never mind…I see the mock option now.
Looks like a final.
Skolholes 542
DN 97
Shows how dumb you are per usual lifer. There was nothing in the safe. This is gestapo stuff and strozk, killary etc go free…..
How the hell do you know what’s in the safe lol…anyway I would think captain flusher knows better than to keep evidence of his many crimes out of arms reach. They should have raided it while he was there and baton whipped him. That would have been a success.
it was already reported
he wasn’t there and they were already cooperating for months and they already took 15 boxes.
To get a warrant i believe you need probable cause. I sense civil war.
It was a very bad day for the Republic and we’ve had a lot of very bad days lately
But Jan 6th was a good day for the republic lol…you’re a clueless brain warped maga zombie.
opposite
There was probable cause by the truckload. Do you realize what would have had to be known and verified to serve a warrant on an ex president? They’re not going to pencil whip a warrant lol….they want this to stick and are going by the letter of the law. He’s fucked.
You mean like they did the phisa warrant for a proven false fake dossier scheme. You have no idea how bad this was cooter.
I made this point.
these institutions are corrupt.
This country is fucked. Hard to see looking at the 15th hole.
The same guy who was a lawyer protecting Epstein and especially his powerful clients is now a judge who signed off on the warrant.
Yup, big obozo donor pos
Yup…back room deals and back stabbing to climb to the top and get paid. We should burn DC to the ground and start over. Thing is we have to do it together that’s the only way we win.
Agree with this 100%
I’m going to agree with it, too.
Marshawn Lynch arrested for DUI. He looks like he drank the whole brewery/distillery.
https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/09/marshawn-lynch-arrested-driving-under-influence/
I think he had both, one after the other
I’m just here so that I don’t get arrested.
Oh shit, too late.
What the hell communist BS is this tell the sheriff you’re buying a gun in MN?
So sick of this state… had to get a permit from Police Chief to get permission to carry out my Constitutional right.
That’s ridiculous. So I can’t sell you a gun without you getting permission from the Police Chief?
Not if you’re a dealer…
I’ll never tell anyone what I’ve done outside of that… but this state truly sucks… have to have a permit to carry, and have “duty to retreat” laws instead of castle laws.
If someone breaks into your home or else threatens you anywhere else, you have to back the blank up and get out of there, or you’re going to jail.
So if I understand it correctly though, technically outside of a dealer even you’re supposed to beg the chief for permission to buy a gun? And duty to retreat?
https://www.mlb.com/news/llws-batter-comforts-pitcher-after-being-hit-in-the-head
pretty cool. good for that kid to go comfort the pitcher…
honestly pretty sad it took the opposing player to go to the pitcher, to get his actual teammate and COACH to go out and comfort him.
Good on you, kid who got hit in the head
Awesome stuff, I love baseball.
Damn. Great kid.
damn that is cool
Very cool. Kudos to that kid, his coach, and parents.
I beaned quite a few batters before I developed good control. Unless you’re a sadist, it’s not a good feeling.
Cine missed Monday night practice? Never saw why.
Had to visit his parents… He was at the Cine-ma’s
Strong Dad joke right there.
personal matter
Excused personal matter per reports.
he won’t be the starter anyways
likely meth, looking at 16 game suspension
About all I can do on a sad sad day.
Who is going to be the first liberal to “pay” for these continued and growing atrocities? At some point somebody is going to break and say enough is enough and start taking justice into their own hands as democrats continue to get away with everything and they illegally attack anybody right of left wing. I’m not calling for it, but you can only push so far before things start to break.
They’re trying to Ray Epps us into going at them again.
Next time, it won’t be for sightseeing and taking selfies.
It takes bravery and there is very little of that left, if any at all. It can’t be a peon like the people here. It takes people who have influence and they are ball less cowards FTMP.
The fact that the GOP leadership didn’t jump down the DOJ’s throat in less than a second tells me all I need to know.
mcCarthy made a “bold tweet”, f them all. So sad that they are perfectly okay with the country going to full on ruin. pathetic
Welcome to the party fella.
You’re not calling for it but you’re insinuating that it’s justified by the “atrocities” you think are and have happened. What atrocities?? You act like this is the Tulsa massacre with mass graves being found. Assholes breaking the law thinking they have privileges beyond what they do so they can create the outcome they want. Line up the lies, stolen elections, witch hunts, false claims of corruption. Russian media is saying right now they want Trump re-elected. Why? Because he’s the communist the right likes to call liberals. Be careful with your words, that’s how civil wars start.
yeah, sure
we’re scared
wait, so after just saying not to incite violence you are inciting it? lol
How did I incite it? We have the law on our side we’re not the criminals. We don’t have to incite shit.
v
definitely have the law on your side
Actually Lifer… you ARE the criminals… stealing our money, our freedoms and rights, and destroying our country.
correct, but this is a person who thinks Trump is a communist sooo… You can’t reason with these people.
The left is illegally letting people into the country, protecting those who lie on FISA warrants, targeting conservatives without any equal justice/due process, left-run congress is colluding with social media companies to cancel people illegally in contradiction to 1st Amendment, corruption is rampant everywhere, with almost none of these fat bills providing spending oversight, and a thousand other things.
I’d like the helmet above better if the colors were reversed.
I’m ok with the helmet above.
But there needs to be a purple and/or a yellow stripe and highlights somewhere on it.
I’m ok ditching the yellow… too much like the Peckers.
Told you sloter sucks. Cut again
Sign him, cut Minion.
Yeah, he looked stellar in 3 pre season games, in the fourth quarter, against defensive players that are now doing something that is not football.
I still loved SLOTER SATURDAY!!.
and I still think he is better than anyone not driving a conversion van that plays QB on this team.
The guy was fun to watch. Manion is not. Mond has not been.
At least we’ll get another look at Mond this Sunday, and have time to take a nap when Mannequin plays.
Welp, 8 months later, I’m getting back on the dating App. Figured between that and going to weddings almost every weekend now through Vikings kick off and also bartending I am maximizing my chances.
Choose wisely my son.
Thought I did last December, I was wrong haha.
Waylon Jennings Lyrics
It was a picture perfect wedding
We had the whole world at our feet
Everyone thought we were
Heading down a lovers easy street
We’d have a house out in the country
A picket fence, the whole nine yards
They said our love would last forever
It was written in the stars
Wrong
I should have known it all along
When the future looks too bright
Can’t be anything but right
Wrong
Great song! I love Waylon
Google The Highwayman. Highwaymen, good group.
Oh yeah, I’ve listened to almost all of their stuff. What a group of hall-of-fame artists. Waylon, Willie, Johnny, and Kris.
All sing fantastic, except for Kris.
Good thing he wrote some of their songs, because if you stepped on a cat’s tail, you’d still get a better sound.
There’s a reason he focused more on acting than he did his music career.
love it, and true
How? It’s not possible anymore chef, period. Even pre nups do not hold up and there isn’t any way to get them to do anything.
True, talking to a dude who chose unwisely.
Same
Everybody has, that’s the point. They don’t exist under maybe 60 and even that is a stretch. Won’t do anything for a man, system is completely ruined. You can’t even keep your stuff with a pre nup half the time. I wish all men would ignore them all until they got back in line.
The power of the puss is strong man
98% of things that some call men are beta candy asses and should be deported
THE dating app or A dating app
A dating app.
well. be careful. but if you get a good catfish story, you gotta share
I can’t see myself doing the dating app thing. I’d end up with a hatchet murderer or something, my luck. Glad I’m married.
Watched a true life murder show exactly about that yesterday.
He wanted to break up, she broke him up into little pieces.
He wanted to split up – c’est la vie!
“He wanted to split up”
He got what he wished for!
Iv been using apps off and on for like..4 years, im fine haha. Never been cat fished but a gal I went on a date with last November was way stockier than her pictures made her look. Very awkward date, and was the only one.
LOL. I was finishing up in college (Towson U in Baltimore), arranged to meet a lady from Stillwater when I moved back to WI in 2000. She sent me some pics that were really attractive.
She must’ve gotten sick and had her grandmother fill in on our date, though………..
don’t be disrespecting anyone from stillwater now….
It’s cool. I work in a therapy clinic in a nursing home.
The date went that well huh? Just working at the nursing home to stay with the lady?
I’ve had women show up who obviously maxxed out the 300 pound scales and act like I wouldn’t notice they looked different than their pics.
And the irony is those women think they are fine and healthy and want the top 1% of men when really they are suitable for the lower 25% + of men. Men, according to stats generated from these dating apps are far less picky than women are. I however, am probably more so, if you are the same height or shorter, and weigh more than me, im out, cant do it.
In the brainiac and business world, when you overestimate your abilities, the term is called Dunning-Kruger.
I should invent a word for when people overestimate their attractiveness
For the football minded, it’s called “out-punting your coverage”
you mean same height meaning they are too tall for you?
No no, no such thing as too tall. You just cant be fat lol. You cant weigh more than me unless you are taller, then it makes sense.
She was rich and had a bad cough………..
pipe down millennial
Oh God…lol. That gives me anxiety thinking about it
so Hudson or across the the border? I drug a few chicks out of those hudson bars. good cigar lounge there too
MN
i told him long ago on the Gopher to goto church and find a woman.
He didn’t listen.
Yeah because you sound like my mother lol. The odds of there being a single, good looking woman between 21 and 32 in a Bismarck church are…very, very small.
Did you try it?
I had women drooling all over me, because I was pretty much the only single man my age wandering in, like I was the last man on earth.
No, I didnt. The average age of a church goer is what..50?
Was just in California at my son’s church… probably average of less than 30. Pastor was 38 and he looked like the old man.
California > Bismarck North Dakota. Are you seeing my point yet? Everyone in ND is old and the level and number of talent is…low, compared to CA.
Au Contraire
You have no idea how many young women want to have a reason to get out of the hinterlands like North Dakota.
California is chuck full of those who finally did.
The average age at our church is probably in the 30s. I’m well over average.
creeper ^^
Not true at all.
Single gone fishin…single. Im sure theres plenty good looking ones with their husbands and 3 kids .
False.
Especially when ya got people helping ya out too.
Come for the Jesus stay for the marriage.
Who are these people?
lots of creeper dudes use that angle, creepy
Weddings are hot spots as the unmarried women there don’t have their
lotto ticket, husband yet and their are drunk. Good place to score. Be careful, they pull the goalie on you and grow a bean you’re life is over.Might as well have stalin or hitler run the country now. This is scary and very very bad.
Keep your powder dry.
more scary than if you were running the vikings
“The Dark Brandon Rises”
I thought that was Obama? (was that too edgy a joke?)
Nah, but I was referring to what the White House posted yesterday. Also had an eagle on it that looked oddly similar to the eagles the Nazis used. What timing there…
no no no, WE are the white supremacists…. not them!
Looks pretty similar to me, but dems can do no wrong.
stop it. who made that. stop it right now
Senior White House adviser.
Oh and I guess it was posted 2 days ago, not yesterday.
Somewhere, Mao is offended that he wasn’t included.
No matter how many people Mao had disappear, he still had more.
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Horrific
Cuomo is a goon, but he is right in a way. This is why I think it’ll backfire hard on dems and even some dems are seeing that
Nobody gaf about Jan 6th, period.
Lizard Chunky will be crying twice when the Committee gets into GOP hands and she loses the election.
fuck that slob
they are trying really really hard to make people care.
Some are biting, most think it’s desperate grasping
that would be completely false..had fantastic ratings and they uncovered enough dirt to bury Trump 10x over. He’s fucked, he knows it, we know it, only maga tards still believe he’s innocent.
nah, only fools think that lifer
you know you are doing the wrong thing if a dooosh like Cuomo knows what happened was not right. wowza.
Exactly my point. He crazy left and see’s this as a huge potential mistake
I don’t trust anything Cuomo says.
I doubt he really means it.
He’s angling for something.
very well could be.
and i agree, but i think it was more just the obvious THIS IS WRONG. but it’s probably “wrong” for cuomo for a different reason than FREEDOM
Good point.
He’s only saying its wrong because of the potential back fire. This idiot is only worried about pushing the BS that was the Jan 6th stage play.
I know, but this whole raid could delegitmize everything and i think it will. Looking at the raid from a glass full view though
I don’t think the media and democrats think that way.
If anything, they get even more brazen and street cred for themselves.
They don’t give a sh*t.
agree with this, actually
Yup, Rules for Radicals says to keep the pressure up.
They’ll be on to the next attack in just a few moments, before this one gets resolved.
It wouldn’t shock me if the DOJ starts arresting anybody that is a republican at this point. I mean, it would shock me, but I wouldn’t put it past them to try it.
Everyone should be finding out who their neighbors vote for, and support those who vote on the right.
honestly…it’s pretty easy for me to know who in my neighborhood voted for who, based on their attitudes and outlook on life.
well, they just hired 87,000 irs goons to go after Pubs sooo…
Every small business out there that isn’t in the inner cities.
Gotcha gotcha
The puke demonrats think making us a 3rd world country with no laws and targeting people is good. This will backfire on them. All the regular people see the bullshit hypocrisy. This country is a fucking sewer now. Sad.
I disagree with the raid, but it happened. I actually think it will benefit the GOP for the midterms and future.
Think it will discredit the Jan 6th investigation too.
This does not benefit the country though, this is literally fascist bullshit. 87,000 THOUSAND new IRS workers? wtf? welfare program tiwce the size of TSA?
I agree 5 you don’t need to preach to me
I wasn’t, just saying… this is really bad, really bad. They don’t need 30 armed agents to go get a box of nothing. It’s a warning.
let me know who your personalized irs agent is, maybe we can have a playdate
Working on a projected roster article. Hopefully can get it out next week.
Got a stupid final for one of my summer class tomorrow then off school for 2 weeks. 4 classes left in my MBA!
get er done
Trying to beast it out before the baby comes, but likely will have my last class next spring but should be able to handle that
how old are you?
are you one of those neverendingschoolers?
Delayed grad school. My company sent me to go on their dime. Couldn’t say no to that
Looking forward to seeing it.
Congrats on the MBA, I need to get mine going again, have under a year to finish.
If he has a set back that could be a problem. We got iggles week 2
If they’re short a center when we play them we could just give them Bradburied.
lol, keep dreaming. Going to enjoy that money from you so much
What up?
Who’s the new guy?
He sucks!
Did I do this right?
The price of movers?
$1000 bucks for the big stuff which was one decent size truck, they did a good job.
That’s well worth it.
I’ve moved a lot, and hate hate hate packing up anything now.
15 years worth of shit and it all takes space
Since they aren’t going to ignore how well Greg Joseph is doing and avoid jinxing him, maybe overhyping him will do the same? Surely heaping exorbitant praise on a Vikings kicker won’t derail him, right? Right?
5’s movers?
Almost done chef! So much shit to move and we don’t got rid of a ton of stuff.
Just checking on you 5. Gettir’ done.
That helmet up top is very meh…..for me.
I kinda like it, could use a bit moar purple though. OK with the black helmet.
Yeah, color a bit one sided.
Areas of concern.
TE-tired of Irv’s potential
Safety not named Smith-Bynum or Cine
3-4 left side-Watts or Twyman
Center-Bradburied. Is Tretter not worth a physical and workout?
Safety is less but definitely TE. Lots of unproven there.
how many safeties do we need?
our safeties aren’t drinking the same water rhodes was (hurt every other week)
Front 7 will dictate a few things.
Not as much as when Linval was the noser or the Williams Wall was up front, though.
Tomlinson and Phillips need to stay healthy but that applies to the whole team. Starters and depth problematic.
I think the fact that Tretter is still available says a lot about his health. I could be wrong, though. It just seems that if he was physically capable, he’d have been signed.
Agree
Tretter has some injury concerns thus why nobody looking at him I believe
Very possible, what’s to lose with a physical and workout given center issue.
Just looked at the (outdated) list of available C free agents. Mother Hubbard comes to mind.
Will watch center play closely Sunday.
For sure.
Yeah, not much out there.
Just got back from voting in the Minnesnowda primary.
This state is so dumb that there is both a caucus and a primary.
But go vote anyway…
Minnesota is weird, in other states I lived you could only vote for your registered party in primaries
Yup, lotsa weird systems out there. Don’t know why Wyoming went to crossover voting and Alaska went to degenerative voting or whatever they call it, lol.
LOL, degenerative voting, not sure what that is
Ranked choice voting, where you vote all 4 of your top choices in the primary, regardless of party, by your top preference down to your bottom preference.
It was designed by progressives to split the Republican vote in Conservative states, which is exactly what’s going to happen in Alaska with Begich and Palin on the R side vs what ended up as one democrat.
AK is a progressive state?
Flim-flammed the voters, and the GOP was like the national GOP… said barely a word.
done and done
Will be shortly.
isn’t telling people to go vote, racist?
Yes, so I should just hand them $20 cash like Omar’s people did.
So, harsh penalties for weed and such, but psychedelic drugs are ok as long as it’s Rodgers?
It’s good to be the king.
That’s exactly what I was trying to post… and sucked
I love how he drops the football, sidesteps to the goal post and starts to wipe his ass on it before his teammates get there.
Just a disgusting act.
Not classy, no. But not as bad as participating in a dog fight ring or punching your girlfriend.
Thank you Mr. Buck
Probably the most overhyped sports media “outrage” of all time.
No sports media ever covered how puker fans moon the opposing team.
The sports media and the NFL, were and are, a bunch of Pansies.
I cant get the paste thing to work… probably because I’m a dumdum.
Here’s the sequence I use:
find the gif you want, hover curser over it
right click, select COPY IMAGE ADDRESS.
In the comment box, click on the link symbol then paste and post.
Should be able to “Copy Image” and just paste it in the comment box but there has to be a file extension (.gif, .jpg, etc)
Haven’t tried it that way yet, sounds simpler, but now I’m trained.
Everyone here is quite helpful for potty training
OHHH, mini jacuzzi!!!
Lol!
Oh, and I know it doesn’t work with Facebook and possibly others if you have to be logged in to a site to see the image.
First time I got that to work.
Thank you.
You do have to remove all of the stuff after the “.gif”
oh zim. NOT gonna miss your old butt.
It was way overdue for Zimmer and Slick.
I wanted their aarses canned after 2018.
If we woulda taken out WReck first it woulda helped.
I like Zim, still do.
I probably would have shoved Cousins a few times, too.
https://media1.giphy.com/media/82tD02n9LFqxsXxVLV/200w.webp?cid=ecf05e47pvu6d19fubhbngdpeo3cgoywu4v1ktl2f6oe9n2k&rid=200w.webp&ct=g
This was a pretty good one.
this is both hilarious and depressing for him probably
I actually laughed out loud at this. Too Funny.
me too! Funny as shit.
Wonder how many actually gave an autograph and didn’t recognize him?
That was pretty good! I would gladly pay extra money to have him back as a backup. Compare that, to Manion…yikes
How many games do we win in 2017 with Manion as QB instead of Keenum? Maybe 3?
Yup, a 10-game reversal.
But quarterbacks don’t mean nuttin.
Okay, just to stir the pot, how many wins do the Vikings get in 2017 with Kirk Cousins as QB instead of Keenum?
9
19
14-2 reg season, 2-0 post season.
nothing would change.
8-8
8
3 would be a stretch. Maybe Cincy, Da Bears in Mn, and Baltimore? I remember all 3 of those teams being dog shit in 2017
Don’t let NV or Skolly see this.
The QB isn’t responsible for wins.
#It’s a Team Game.
It is a team game but you have to have at least an average QB to do anything. And elite QBs can hide flaws.
Well you just described Cousins perfectly.
An average QB who can’t hide flaws.
Which is why Beaker is a lifetime .500 QB.
oh so that must be why it’s so dead at the DN…..
You forgot the sarcasm font…
GF – I was thinking about the complaints of non-football topics being a detractor for this site, wondering if there was something that could be done to easily identify a football comment.
On the DN comments turned purple after so many likes, and here we have new comments show up yellowish and turn white after you view them
Is it possible to choose your background color when you add a new comment? If we’re posting a football comment we could select a purple-ish background to set it off from daily life topics – all other topics would remain the standard color background.
That way, people who don’t want to read non-football comments could easily skip over them or hide the replies.
Good thought. I’ve been thinking of doing another open thread as well, one with rules like we had before. Then there’s something for everyone, but then it splits up the site a bit.
I actually like your idea. I’ll talk to them about it when we have our call and come up with a solution.
If you’re familiar with Lake Link fishing reports, maybe something like that, where when you submit a comment a box pops up and asks “Is this a football comment Y/N” after you hit post.
Although I can see there’s a few people opposed to the idea already.
I’m just a simpleton… if it gets too complicated I won’t participate at all.
The more rules you have, the more moderation has to be done. While I do get tired of some of the extreme opinions occasionally, it is easy to skip past them (or skip past a person). If the hide a comment or thread option was more robust, that might help. Also as we get into the actual season there will be more football and less other stuff from most people (probably not from me as I enjoy the other stuff more that the football talk).
Yeah splitting of the posts would be kind of annoying. My opinion though
Kinda what I was thinking, too.
Agreed.
No. Dislike idea.
Selecting a color based on content is a lot of responsibility for some of us!
aint know way i will mark my comments a certain color based on topic
I concur.
If I dont care about a topic… I dont read it and don’t look back for it.
Through 800 comments it can be a little tough but more football stuff will be on the articles about punters and kickers and hot dog prices.
yeah I’m not gonna do that
The collapse comment feature is the only thing we really have right now, but I agree, we can find a feature that is more robust to help filter out unwanted content.
Eh.
Who decides what one color or the other is?
You know plenty of people would do the opposite just to
be fun.piss people off.It’s the beginning of a conversation that is worth having. My goal is to have a place where everyone is welcome. I love having an open thread that allows all conversation, but I understand those who would rather avoid politics/religion, etc. So, there has to be a solution where everyone gets what they want, just have to figure that out, merely brainstorming at this point.
The main issue is that in the off-l season there is so little to talk about football-wise that there must be fillers…
I always want the open thread to stay how it is, open. I think there are ways to offer other options, too. Maybe a second thread with a different name, maybe just more content is the answer, maybe…….who knows? Gotta be a simple solution.
To get more content you might have to move to Murderapolis
More content, with plenty of football articles about punters. That will satisfy some people.
Absolutely.
I envisioned football comments to be the different color, since some people want to read them only and not the other things discussed.
So, only 2 categories – football comments, and everything else. That way a person can scroll through the comments and read only purple ones if they choose.
GF is completely correct, as the season starts the football content will increase and the other stuff will decline a bit.
The answer is get a sack and scroll by. That’s why we left that cesspool.
I am SO happy that Ryan Pace landed in Chicago! Not only did the Purple dodge a Neanderthal GM, but he burned down the roster in a full rebuild that will waste any potential that Fields has.
Now Roquan Smithhas had enough of the insults they have been hurling and is demanding a trade. In doing so, his public statement is a warning to any FA that the Bears should be avoided…
Keep up the great work Ryan!
Somewhere near denver…. 5 is cheering becasue of the burning down of the roster. When he returns he will praise Poles for doing the “right” thing and how stupid our front office is for not doing the same.
Lol yep!
Poles is doing the right thing. Poles > loser queasey
Ryan pace got fired earlier this offseason
Pretty sure he meant Poles. Poles is looking horrible so far.
I assumed that as well, but just thought I should clarify and it does look like Poles sucks.
He could be brilliant in tanking the team to get the QB he wants…
Sorry! No sleep last night…
either war the bruins are poled!
Way too early to be judging Poles.
He is clearly cleaning house for the future.
I’m guessing he doesn’t like Fields and will move off of him.
a main page article about a kicker
It’s a fluff piece. I hate them, but that’s how you move up the google site rankings.
Are you still running after your half-marathon?
I set personal records this morning in my 10K and five mile, but I am paying for it now. I could just as well set up my workstation in the restroom…
I’ve yet to see anyone rest in a restroom… the older you get, the harder you work there.
I’m going for overtime today!
Sure am, but I need to run more consistently if I want to approach my personal best times. I ran a half marathon in an hour & 40 minutes, and ran my 10K in 42 minutes back in the day. I couldn’t get anywhere near those times now. Ran the half in 2 hours & 8 minutes in June. Sucky time, but was just happy to run another one.
1:07:10 here baby. Oh to be young again
Holy shit, you ran a half marathon in 1:07? That’s friggin fast!
It was also 30 years ago!
That’s still impressive, that’s just over an 8 minute mile for 13.1 miles.
5:06 a mile.
Oh yeah, why the hell was I adding 47 minutes to the 60 minutes? 67/13.1, not 107/13.1
Good deal. Keep it going!
I’m trying to get my 10K down under an hour. That is the first goal. I was close today. 1:00:28. Did my five-mile in 48:48.
I’m not fast, but I’m improving, and whenever I get annoyed with my times, I just look around and see that I’m the only one out there, so my times are better than all of the people who didn’t show up.
Hell yes!
he key is to just be consistent working out, and set small, reachable goals to keep you motivated.
I follow this with my beer drinking on Sunday’s, and the other 6 days of the week
Just did my Walk/Jog …. 4.7m in 55:25.
Dont normally do more than walk so… I’ll take it as a win.
I first started again on 6/6/21. I kept that entry in my phone app. It took me 55:21 to cover four miles, so your time is better than mine!
Did you run the whole time? Because I did not.
It’s brutal where I am too… hill everywhere. I have to goto a local track to have any sort of flat earth to go across.
I don’t mind the hills or grades but man… some are brutal.
Yore a fluff piece!
this
No argument here
It is a football site, so it’s all ok. And fluff is nice now and again.
trust the process
i’m excited to meet my personally hand picked IRS agent
Lol
Government and Mosquitos….the fewer the better
i hear every trumpx2 voter gets one!
I hope she’s cute! Kinda school bookwormish librarian
Ok, it’s too hard to see the gifs… that one didn’t work out.
I see it
I see it but she looks like she could go full audit-nazi
That’s why I use a search engine and then insert them that way, plus the selection is much more robust.
Yeah, I’m still stuck in the Triassic period, but will get up to speed eventually.
I’m here to chew bubblegum and look at Kate gifs. And I’m all out of bubblegum.
Welcome
How do I add a profile picture, edit info, etc?
There should be a setting page where you can edit this info. Changing your profile picture is a little tricky bc you have to use a secondary website.
There’s instructions that were posted on one of the first threads created on here. I’ll see if I can find it.
if you get to the profile page and follow the instructions it’s not hard but if you aren’t super tech savvy it may be complicated
I can’t even find the profile page so I may be hopeless
The profile pic thing is a pain, I’m going to ask them about that, too. For now, I think you have to log out, then when you log back in, there will be a place where you can add the profile pic. Something like that. Sorry I’m not much help, my menu looks much different. Maybe someone else can give you better info.
Logout and then come back in. Once you get back to the login screen, click on “Login into your account” BEFORE you click the “Log In” button.
It’s weird.
Clicking the “Log In” button after you click on “Login into your account” will then take you to your “profile” page. If you scroll down, you will see a spot to add a profile picture, which will take you on another minor journey, but it is doable.
Thanks guys!! Got it figured out.
hey! glendive guy!
mt viking just moved to glendive
I know. He’s my boss’s step-dad so don’t tell him I’m here…
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that’s some juicy info right there
how have the derby’s been going this summer for you?
i watch a demo derby at the washington county fair this past weekend
I just ran the glendive derby this year. Took 2nd but the car was junk.
Breaking in a new set of piston rings so the engine gets hot pretty quick.
This is what I’m talking about!
Bring on the Gifs!!
Kate gifs?
How you do at the derbies this summer?
Only ran one. Took second.
what do you get for 2nd?
How many times have we been in 2nd place in our division in the last 20 years? Too many…
These are not safe for work
Because, uh, I work at home alone…
She’s checking herself out
Roddy Piper auto rec
Good news guys, the new tax burden of 600+ billion will effectively reduce climate impacts by 0.0009 – 0.0028 degrees by the year 2100. This is great use of our dollars and really tackles how serious the climate stuff is
Yeah, but on the bright side, it will increase the personal net worth of many dem politicians by over 100%
that is a pretty good bonus!
The other bonus is that my kid and grandkid will never have to worry about being obese after food becomes too scarce and expensive because of new regulations.
stuman, you need to start taking climate change seriously…
the recent heat waves are breaking 150 year old records……….
I know, if we aren’t too cold this winter could put us into a global cooling phase followed then by a summer that will bring us to a global warming phase. These unprecedented weather patterns require serious tax payer dollars to combat
not only serious tax payer dollars, but also TONS of private jet flying all over the world!
Yes, we must have our best and brightest minds working together on this, like Greta, Joe, Kamala, etc.
Indeed! Time for another mega concert where dozens of “celebrities” and politicians fly in on their private jets to combat global warming… err… climate change!
That thing in Tonga may screw up the “not cold winter.”
Hey Admins.
I noticed (or did not find) any place for Fan Posts. Some of the people on here can post some good, thought provoking content (and others can’t). Is there a place to do that, or are there plans to add it?
As of right now… It is not an option. It has been considered, but this also isn’t a DN clone/ DN Lite.
Fanposts are quite fun to read there is no doubt about it.
Just post a huge comment, and reply to yourself if you run out of space.
Also a great idea!
LOL, ok MT Viking
I’d like to add that feature. Thanks for the reminder! I’m going to have a call with the developers, I will add that to the list.
800 comments yesterday, a new high. We’ll get back to the old days soon, I hope to have to post 2 threads a day, would be a great “problem” to have.
Did anyone experience any slow down with the high comment count? I noticed a slight lag, but at 800 comments, that isn’t bad.
I didn’t notice any lag but logged out at around the 700 mark.
I didn’t notice any lag at all.
Debian Linux w/Firefox
I was on late last night and was working great past 800 commentss
get a job, hippy!
I do have a job 🙂
mine didn’t slow down
Awesome, thanks everyone!
We’ve tried to keep the site as lite as possible so that it doesn’t bog down. It should be able to handle 1,000 comments. Hopefully they can get the z key thing figured out so that it’s easier to navigate.
wow, 800!
I was wondering if August would see a lot of growth. Fun seeing some new/old names around the place.
The site analytics are exciting, too. Really cool to watch it grow…..TWSS
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In case anyone cares… Kind of a big announcement.
What happened?
She’s not going to play tennis anymore.
They should have given me a Vogue cover when I quit playing tennis about 3 decades ago…
I agree. They really missed their opportunity.
Would have sold millions of copies.
I know nothing about tennis, but from the little I do she was really damn good at it
A lot of people assume her gender!
oh no I can’t believe I did that I’m so so sorry
she’s a stud.
Women’s Tennis GOAT
I still like that Blonde Russian gal the best.
Yeah
Yummy
I’d be happy hiding her from Putin
I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating Borscht.
You meant Anna Kournikova? I had a serious crush on her back in the day.
Yep, that’s her.
I make all of my big life announcements in Vogue also.
she might play NFL LB next
She’d have Kwerk curled up in a fetal position on every play
Worried he’s “hot” at the wrong time. Need him locked in during reg season
Remember how much praise Zim gave kickers?
Only one I remember him praising was Dan Bailey and that was short lived
if he’s THIS good during practice, i can’t wait to see him during the regular season!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hoping he can just be consistent all damn year.
40-1?
But that “1” will be with 2 seconds left with us behind by 2 in a play-off game…
Or while up by 7 in the NFCCG?
Looked up his numbers and the league numbers from last year. He was solid. A bit below average at PATs, but above average on field goals. Was also asked to kick a LOT of long FGs last year. Nearly half of his FG attempts (18 out of 38) were from beyond 40.
he sux
is this you calling five a chicken? I think so. I’m here for the drama
I laughed at the fantasy site polls on if five sucks
Good 3 Tweet thread from Seifert here… Have a read.
I likey if Kirk is doing this too
Didn’t you see the 8 billion comments on how Kirk threw interceptions already?
I only read comments here. I avoid Twitter comments like the plague.
Me too, dude has the arm to make the throws, just has to have the confidence to pull the trigger. Hopefully this new regime can get him to do it.
https://twitter.com/thatvikingsfan8/status/1556805640022102019?s=20&t=_vVGARysHfapUcl-K4nFBQ
Practice facility is better than the old Met Stadium where I went to my first game…
I haven’t been there…but it looks beautiful.
Practice stadium is REALLY nice, we went there the first year they were open. We’d go back, but it’s in Minneapolis, so……..
The training faculty is awesome!
Sure is
My son is kinda weird, not sure where he gets that from.
im glad we passed on Poles. Guy sounds like he has no idea what he’s doing. Low balled the best linebacker in the league and their best player hahah
Yup. I wanted the Poles/Eberflus combo… and as of now I’m glad I was wrong.
Very important note here as well.
McCluckies are getting worse and worse as owners…
Good for us. This is one player I would have 0 reservations sending away picks for.
Sucks its in the division…but All Pro LB’s just dont show up.
yes as quinn’s deal is rididculous and he sucks. You think trading mack’s deal was bad? lmao. He has sucked and been hurt and ineffective for 3 straight years.
lol, you want to pay a LB 18M on a 4 win team with term and not have that dela be tradeable? lol
WTF….is he suppose to wait until their contenders to get paid?? It doesn’t work like that. He’s one of if not the best LB in the league, either pay him top dollar or lose him that simple. If he doesn’t pay him He’s a fucking idiot. You build around a young stud like him.
Nope, you trade him for max value now.
Hey Skoloholics. I just wandered over from DN to check out the site. I see several familiar people here, so I will say hi to them and hope their summer is going well.
I likely will not have the time (or energy) to invest in 2 sites, so lets see which one has the most and best football content. So far, I love the videos from last night! (thanks Mick, whoever you are)
I am… but a figment of your imagination.
We are all Mick.
Also…everything you’ve read about us is true…. or something.
🙂
Welcome, man! Hope you like it here.
Welcome!!
Hey PA, nice to see you here, drink a yuengling for me
That is a tasty lager.
Damn, now I want beer instead of coffee. The willpower needed to WFH…..
I would probably have two beers everyday at lunch if I WFH
I was drinking at least a 12 pack a day when we WFH right after the plague started.
Yeah, luckily wfh was short lived for me otherwise I’d probably end up there too
LOL, I’ve never had any low gear when it comes to drinking, all or nothing. That’s why I quit.
I stick to after hours unless golfing, and only two days per week. I quit for 10 years. My son was 11, wanted a sip of my beer. I said no, he asked why. Me: It’s not good for you
My son: so why do you drink it?
Told him then I would quit until I could have a beer with him on his 21st birthday if he did not drink until then.
Even though he caved since, college. I stayed booze free until he turned 21.
I will say, the craft beer industry changed a TON from 2002-2012
I quit in 2007, stayed quit until 2014. Started again that year, then spent the next 7 years trying to quit, finally got there in May of last year. Not looking back again.
good for you, not easy sometimes
oh, hey there
The photo of the black helmet up top works for me.
I could see a change in the Color Rush uni to black/purple.
IDGAF if it looks too much like the Ravens.
this would be a huge get.
Wow that’s huge! He’s their best player on the team. He’s freaking good too
And was with Donatell/Fangio.
Only one KAM didn’t send picks to was chicago… let’s get it done!
He’s in the last year of his rookie deal… so it’d be a sign and trade and could make the numbers fit as needed.
I’m not a big fan of renegotiating agreements a year before they expire, especially as a season is approaching.
He’s in the final year of his deal.. this is the time they do it so they don’t have to fight the whole FA market.
Yeah, in the team’s best interest to get a deal done now. Poles is being a complete dumbass. Wow, was I wrong about him.
YUP! I dont mind admitting it either. Time will tell if its the right move…but pissing off your All Pro LB isn’t a good look.
That team is built around the defense, and he’s the key piece of their defense. Losing him would be massive.
We’ll see how his Mack trade works out for their defense, too.
Gutting a losing team is not a good look unless you want the top draft choice due to tanking.
I was wrong about most Vikings things.
Kirk is still shit when it matters though.
Until he proves me wrong. Is this the year?
I thought the same….go get him. A 1st in 23 and a 2nd rd in 24. He’s that good, he and Kendricks would be unbelievable.
He’s gonna be a big haul though. He’s a first rounder in my book at least and he wants a long term deal
I would give a first for an All Pro LB that’s 25 years old. All day everyday.
Hunter, Smith, Kendricks, Smith.
HoooreeeeFark.
gonna be flagged non stop for illegal contact
Maybe they’ll go full pre-2019 Zim and be allowed to intercept it once in a while.
WE DON’T WANT INTERCEPTIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Well at least that would be different than being constantly toasted by the opposing offense.
gonna get toasted all year doing that
Vaya con dios, Olivia. Always liked this song of hers…
RIP ONJ.