Minnesota Vikings News & Links: 19 Aug 2022

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It’s finally Friday! Join us as we discuss the latest news from the Minnesota Vikings and from around the NFL. On this site, the real action is in the comments, so if you haven’t checked out the comments section yet, you should join us!

It sounds like training camp is generating some excitement. It’s said that Kirk Cousins was looking crisp coming back after a Covid-related absence. There were a few scuffles reported yesterday from the Vikings/49ers joint practices.

Some high praise for Christian Darrisaw from Trent Williams as well.

Recent News:

From MSN, Trey Lance is back in his home state of Minnesota for Vikings/49er joint practices.

Vikings.com has highlights from Wednesday’s joint practice.

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:59 pm

Quick fire, no analysis final standings projection based off the draft

  1. Mick
  2. DE
  3. skolly
  4. Bow
  5. MT
  6. kfey
  7. 5
  8. Surly
  9. Lifer
  10. GF
  11. Stu
  12. Ben
SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:59 pm

<3 you all though no offense

Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:19 pm

70% should be enough for a ff owl win for me

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:12 pm

Week 1 schedule for Skoloholics fantasy

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:14 pm

From this screenshot:

  1. Butts is Benjamin
  2. dea is DEViking

Rest are self explanatory

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:10 pm

on record, 5s roster is not good or is it bad. Average… but average is .500 @like Kirk@.

He made some good moves but he made a lot of bad moves. Just like Slick Rick.

I’ll leave you folks with what you think based on that

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:16 pm

What were my bad moves? List your rbs for the nice people

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:34 pm

Your Pros and Con in no particular order:

You drafted AJ Dillion and spent almost as much as your other two RBs. Noob mistake bc RBs are the worst for consistency in this type of league. Read how the league is scored

Yes, my RBs suck badly but I got a couple RB1 sleepers for pennies ppl failed to miss. Plus I already told you RBs in this league are not great. That’s my opinion and strategy.

I did like your aggresive hits for WRs early. That was a solid move.

Herbert is good but you could’ve gotten him way cheaper. If not there’s way cheaper guys that are proven better. Someone got Brady and someone else got Rodgers for like nothing. I thought those sneaky were big moves by those 2.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:19 pm

Skoloholics draft is complete! Should be fun

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:29 pm

write an article, who has who? Your strategeric moves and why five is going to lose, iyho.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 10:58 pm

5s team isn’t horrible but not great either. I project him to land 5-8 in standings of 12

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:14 pm

Higher grasshopper

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:16 pm

1

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 10:59 pm

I had computer issues, didn’t understand roster size and still smoked skolly. Got top 3 of 12 teams. Now we will see. My wr’s are best in the league. Diggs, kupp and McLaurin. Herbie at quarterback, he was ranked 3rd but he’s top 1 or 2. Got pack D. Solid rbs.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:00 pm

You have a great group of WR that’s for sure. Wish I would’ve ponied up for another one.

I’m interested in Ben’s team and how his big initial spend strategy works out.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 11:06 pm

Ben’s finishing toward the bottom,

4 elite players but rest suck donkies csuse he had no money

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:08 pm

Tough to say anything right now. Those Elite dudes can carry him. But an injury to one and it hurts big time.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:13 pm

Agree

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 11:13 pm

It’s always a bit of a conundrum but wr you can find easiest via waivers. Ben is toast. Top guys good, needs a bit more depth imo

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:48 pm

100% agree

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:07 pm

Your old 5 it’s okay. Technology can be complicated.

maybe when you lose we’ll take that into account

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:08 pm

draft went really smoooth in my opinion.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 11:12 pm

It was fine. But the way they apply players to spots screwed me up a bit. In bspn, it shows max allotment and for each position

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:26 pm

It showed that as well… had a ticker above the players what you had drafted lol.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 11:42 pm

Not what I mean

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:11 pm

Nothing to do with that, it’s a shit app. Bspn kills it

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:26 pm

Commies love bspn.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:55 pm

I’m gonna kill you. Your team sucks

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:59 pm

Alright doomer who couldn’t read the clock in the app OR

easily see how many slots you have for each position

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:10 pm

I can read it didn’t work. Still gonna beat you

No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 9:02 pm

What can be driven without wheels and sliced while remaining whole?

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 9:06 pm

A golf nut

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 9:13 pm

Correct

more or less…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 7:53 pm

5 currently sucking in the draft hahhah

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 7:55 pm

LOL, it’s on now!

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 10:59 pm

Lmao, you should see his shit roster

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 7:58 pm

Did he overpay for Lawrence?

Eric Scott
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 8:34 pm

Five got Treavor???

THAT explains a TON!

HUNViking
Reply to  Eric Scott
19 August 2022 9:24 pm

It does, right?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Eric Scott
19 August 2022 11:00 pm

You have no idea on young goat. You will learn

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 10:18 pm

Worse…. AJ Dillon from the Puke 😂😂😂😂

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:23 pm

How did your strategery work out grasshopper? Did you get the Vikings defense and JJ?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 11:02 pm

His worked out like the bay of pigs. Gonna taint stamp him. Got blowback with a little bit of a team. Micks team sucks as does cooters

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:09 pm

That’s why I win consistently. Pack are going to run . Dillon is the work 🐎 and he will get all the goal line.

Fivefingers
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 11:00 pm

Nope, got herbie

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
20 August 2022 3:58 am

Not bad

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:08 pm

write an article for tomorrow giving us all details. Especially beaker going for 39 cents and you grabbing the vikes defense because you think they turned it all around.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 10:52 pm

I’m going to the game tomorrow.. Might have something Sunday but it will depend on how busy I am with work.

One will be coming out but will be old news by then is my guess.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 11:01 pm

i might but will see. Other articles for a bigger picture seem more immediate

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:02 pm

Lol, gonna crush you

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:18 pm

lmao, you are toast. I’ve literally never seen worse rb’s that you have,

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 11:02 pm

Oh I agree but it’s fantasy.

Rbs score 3 pts, 25 pts, or are injured. Worth those odds you need played that are consistent.

trust me little 5

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:08 pm

Lol, sure.

Adrenaline
19 August 2022 7:25 pm

I don’t know why people don’t just let bears eat them like good anti-gunners

https://ktla.com/news/nationworld/ap-us-news/colorado-homeowner-emptied-pistol-to-kill-bear-that-broke-in/

Eric Scott
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 8:36 pm

Our place in WI is loaded with them! Scary stuff!

Kodiak
Reply to  Eric Scott
19 August 2022 10:07 pm

lol, yeah, no offense but I don’t think you know scary. Try getting divorced

Eric Scott
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 10:45 pm

Try facing down a 700 pound bear while rescuing your wheelchair bound aunt from within 30 feet away from him…

l’ e had more fun!

Adrenaline
Reply to  Eric Scott
21 August 2022 11:43 am

No offense, but Green Bay fans in Wisconsin eat all the food, to the bear was probably 70 pounds.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 11:04 pm

Equivalent of a rabid Kodiak bear with wormy brain

Fivefingers
Reply to  Eric Scott
19 August 2022 11:03 pm

Not if you have a .416 Rigby

No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 7:13 pm

Biden will claim he did this…

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 7:21 pm

I can guarantee those are cooked numbers.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 7:49 pm

I was being facetious

Eric Scott
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 8:37 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 7:21 pm

Thanks NVF, for awhile i thought we were screwed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 7:10 pm

Biden just pushed the biggest climate bill ever which will continue to weaken our country…

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 10:05 pm

Yet morans fall for it, incredible.

No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 6:58 pm

Not quite Tarkenton, but better than Five and Kodiak profess…

Eric Scott
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 8:30 pm

Blinded by hatred… KC cut five off in a grocery store parking lot…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Eric Scott
19 August 2022 8:34 pm

LOL. Good gif dude.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 10:02 pm

Happy birthday beaker, hope you get your annual bj tonight.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 11:06 pm

Lol, never.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 11:05 pm

Common trash, I got pack D on fantasy. Likely 55 pts week 1

No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 6:52 pm

What a set up…

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 10:04 pm

Not to mention all the fbi personnel that the fbi won’t comment on.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 10:43 pm

Never plead guilty, since you can’t appeal in most places. Make them prove they had no part in entrapping you.

No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 6:29 pm

Mac Jones 0-3 in two series tonight… no real pressure on him.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 7:20 pm

But the Vikings will NEVER draft a bust QB in the first round……

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 8:20 pm

We need to lose all our games for a high draft pick…

  • Kodiak
Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 10:11 pm

No, we’re going to lose anyway, so let’s take advantage of the high draft pick.

Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:13 pm

Dabares and falcons each have over 60 mill in dead money this season. Woof, that’s seriously sucking the hind tit.

Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:10 pm

I see while I was busy, Barr signed w/the cowpies. He must have finally been able to pass a physical.

Surly Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:11 pm

As long as he is healthy and plays when they beat up on FTP, I wish him well.

Kodiak
Reply to  Surly Viking
19 August 2022 6:13 pm

I like the kid, just thought his knee was shot and he was done. Glad to see him make more big bucks.

Lifer
Admin
19 August 2022 5:44 pm

Ok I think I accidentally left the league and now can’t get back in.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
19 August 2022 5:57 pm

Back in…geeez

Surly Viking
Reply to  Lifer
19 August 2022 6:12 pm

Technology sucks sometimes.

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
19 August 2022 6:43 pm

Lifer
Admin
19 August 2022 5:37 pm

I’m going to eat a big ribeye and fall asleep after 3 picks. Auto draft is NOT your friend.

Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:30 pm

Is there going to be a game thread tomorrow? Need to get the band back together.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:31 pm

Yessirrer

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 6:03 pm

Can’t wait, maybe bandcamp and nanya will show up for it, lol.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:03 pm

nanya did killer play by play. Was a lady right?

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 6:17 pm

Conflicting reports. Was told it was female but then was told it wasn’t female. I think it is male and definitely not a lady because a lady would never swear like nanya did. Female might. Right now I honestly don’t know and it doesn’t make any difference. Yes, good play by play.

Surly Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:12 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  Surly Viking
19 August 2022 6:44 pm

BB auto rec

norseman1
norseman1
19 August 2022 5:01 pm

I have Xfinity with NFLN. Looks like game is on tape delay at 12:00 am (NFLN). If that helps anyone.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:07 pm

I’ll be there live

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:09 pm

You and wifey? Room for night?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:32 pm

Nah.

BIL and nephew and a daughter.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 6:03 pm

How old is nephew and shebrat?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:04 pm

14&10

you spelled daughter wrong

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 6:19 pm

Normally call them split tails but was being nice. 10 year old will have fun but not have a clue about the game. Does the 14 y/o play football?

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:32 pm

You taking the hyde and leavin the rats at the rents? Get a little boom boom in?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:04 pm

No

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 6:18 pm

Maybe next time. How old is the shebrat you’re taking? Old enough to know football?

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 6:45 pm

Have fun, Mick 🍻

Mick
Mick
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 10:58 pm

TY Sir!

bowbunch
bowbunch
19 August 2022 4:55 pm

Five and Kodiak’s dream plan for the Vikings:
Step 1. Destroy the country, I mean team
Step 2. Build Back Better
I think one is Lifer and the other likes to sniff little girls.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 4:58 pm

LOL

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:00 pm

I mean that would explain why Five was so paranoid about his real name being revealed. He didn’t feel comfortable with that WH email address.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 5:03 pm

5 is a hoot.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:04 pm

Oh yeah, that’s why it’s fun to raz him a bit

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 5:48 pm

nah, most have it. think hard

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 5:23 pm

The team is already destroyed, with 61 losing campaigns in a row and not competing for the last four going on 5 seasons.

The cap will control everything. Biden bucks will directly effect football. The cap could realistically go up 20-30% by 23 and another 20-30% by 24.
So with 208 mill this season it could be 270 next season and 350 in 24. If that happens, beaker will be worth 35 mill or 10% of the cap. The other terrible contracts wReck wrote will be okay then too. Will need to sign JJ by 2025 and I could see him costing 40-50 mill biden bucks.
The main issue w/us is the draft and if Greasy Adolf can get 6-8 starters the next 2 drafts. Winning 2 games a season would go a long way to making that possible. Losing in the playoffs yet again, will make it likely impossible.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 4:36 pm

Bad pass

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:05 pm

Looks like a post bandcamp would make

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 4:20 pm

+20 today. Was meh. Either got a par or double bogey it felt like. Sucked on par 5s which is unlike me.

Decently tough course though. Very narrow fairways. Was in rough all day

Surly Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 4:28 pm

Still better than working!

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 5:04 pm

Did you break 100? How bad did the fat chicks you played with do? What tees did you use? What does a round cost there?

Fivefingers
19 August 2022 4:17 pm

Big 5 coming for you in fantasy

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 4:20 pm

I think you’ll finish bottom half in league

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 5:03 pm

lol, grasshopper, you thinking, that’s precious.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 4:20 pm

Kick ass 5 ass!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 4:25 pm

Wow thanks chief. Cuts deep.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 4:29 pm

Looking forward to the banter.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:02 pm

I’m just excited I can post to someone who’s team doesn’t have a losing season

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 4:25 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 4:29 pm

the real winner will be all of us not in the league, listening to you guys piss and moan ALL YEAR LONG

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 4:37 pm

youve Been around a long time… the pissing and moaning never stops.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:17 pm

I’ve been pissing and moaning since puberty, uh, I mean on here since 2008.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 5:36 pm

Technically just the last few months. Re branding ya know. Not to be confused w/the DN or the GN as some have called it.

HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 4:48 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 4:54 pm

Hun… what have you been so busy doing? Hardly see you these days.

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:41 pm

Work mostly, mate. Will try to be around more once the season starts, at the latest 🙂🍻

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:00 pm

Is rob in it again? Anybody hear from Raa, wasn’t he in it last season?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:08 pm

Nah it’s all guys here.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 5:35 pm

Huh, rob is here most days just doesn’t comment. I figured he would be in it again.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 4:50 pm

I can’t wait until you have a worse record than the Vikings, like after week 1 until the end of the year. Then when you say the Vikings suck we can remind you that you suck more.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 4:59 pm

what time is the draft and can I get on a link to watch? This will be hilarious. Especially the auction. Beaker will go for 39 cents. How do you get defensive guys, same way?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:00 pm

You just pick a team’s defense/special teams.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 5:33 pm

I expect skoldiers will take the Vikings defense first pick, since greasy and rosie have turned things around so well. Going from #32 to top 2-3 no doubt.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:01 pm

We might have to have somebody write up a fantasy recap every week. It’ll probably be more interesting than the Vikings by the end of the year.

norseman1
norseman1
19 August 2022 3:51 pm

Man this smash and grab theft is fucked up. I’d line them up and shoot them. Defund cops however. Just need some counseling.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 3:55 pm

not sure i can afford gifts for my kids this christmas, i might try to do a little grab and go with some lego sets

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 3:59 pm

Hard times freeze, crime is the answer. When kids get older have them do it, they’ll just release to your custody.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 4:04 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 4:19 pm

 i might try to do a little grab and go with some lego sets

FBI and IRS checks your voting record……..they blow down your door and arrest your arse.


freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 4:30 pm

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Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 7:26 pm

I’ve got a dozen lego sets that haven’t seen the light of day since Christmas. We should set up a toy swap

peterplaysbass
19 August 2022 3:32 pm

“she-Hulk – attorney at law” ?

they have NO idea what people actually want

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
19 August 2022 3:42 pm

What is this in reference to? Never heard of it. Who is they?
Hey PPB, how goes it?

HUNViking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
19 August 2022 4:57 pm

People creating abominations like “she-Hulk” seem to constantly live inside their woke bubble, no contact with the real world whatsoever. Absolutely no feel for what the vast majority of people want.

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:25 pm

What is she hulk?? A new movie? Like making Cpt ‘merica a bull dyke?

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:39 pm

Like making Cpt ‘merica a bull dyke?

Sums it up adequately from what I read. Some woke bullshit about “Hulk meets feminism”.

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 6:05 pm

Great, a lesbian hulk, just what the country needs right now.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
19 August 2022 7:27 pm

Is there a good reason why male hulk is CGI enhanced to look huge, but female hulk looks hot but green?

freezeyface
19 August 2022 3:22 pm

OOOOPS

Adrenaline
19 August 2022 3:11 pm

Monsoon-level downpour

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 3:16 pm

Not deck weather in cities today.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 3:25 pm

52 heavy rain and 20 se gusting to more. Good day to not be fishing.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:29 pm

Shit….i’d be out there 9.9hp/16 ft backtrolling.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 3:43 pm

lol, sure chief.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:46 pm

@Purple win SB too@

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:25 pm

Ravens likely in the running.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:29 pm

Unless Lamar gets killed.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:38 pm

Which will happen at some point, RBs playing QB don´t last very long.

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:39 pm

Sometimes qb playing qb don’t last very long either.

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 7:08 pm

Solid point

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 6:22 pm

Allen is bad but Lamar exposes himself with to many juke moves.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:38 pm

Yep, at least we know we aren’t in the running w/or w/o beaker.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:35 pm

86 and sunny here.

norseman1
norseman1
19 August 2022 2:37 pm

Could see KC for a series, then Mond 3 qtrs, Minion mop up. Having said that, i have no idea.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 2:41 pm

Thanks, Deloresman.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:44 pm

Think Minion 3 qtrs. KC 1 with the 3’s.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 2:48 pm

I’ll go KFC 1.5, Mannequin 2, Mud .5

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 3:00 pm

I wouldn’t be surprised if beaker stays on the bench. Same with anyone else over $5 mill a year. They just practiced w/these twits for the week. Not doing anything new.
Puke game will be where we see what we don’t have. Then da iggles will destroy us. Anything other than 0-2 would be shocking

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:04 pm

I think we are somehow 1 point favorites Week 1, fwiw Smodiak.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 3:24 pm

That’s just all the homers smokin perpel crack during the offseason and betting on the Vikes turning it all around singing Kumbya with Greasy Adolf and rosie Oconnel. Nothing to worry about

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:02 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:41 pm

This is gold and needs to be used on a daily basis and on every game thread after we allow another score or commit another turnover or go 3 and out.

Northwoods
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 7:30 pm

Need more cleavage

HUNViking
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 8:05 pm

Tend to agree 😊

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:05 pm

Given QB2 he’s not likely to play much if at all last 2 games.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 2:42 pm

Me either.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 4:21 pm

Either one series or none. Niners resting every starter so won’t be surprised if KOC does the same

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 4:27 pm

Any chance of success is with #8.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 4:42 pm

Yup. Mond sucks, Minion blows.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 4:44 pm

Well put HUN.

HUNViking
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:01 pm

Thanks Chief 🍻

Mick
Mick
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 4:45 pm

I’ll watch em either way tomortow

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 4:49 pm

The bashing is over done on here, repetitive. Play some games, i see a player(s) that i think suck i will comment.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:29 pm

So you’ll be commenting a bunch then?

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 4:59 pm

I would too, but the game will take place at some ungodly time tomorrow night, and I´ll have to get up early on Sunday, going back to good old Hungary for vacation for a week.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:24 pm

Have fun! When you get back, tell us what life is like in Hungary these days.

HUNViking
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
19 August 2022 5:26 pm

Thank you, Kathy! 🙂

Will do once we are back.

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:28 pm

Good time and place to shoot roe deer right now.

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:35 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:40 pm

Damn straight and Hungary has some really nice genetics.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 5:27 pm

Success at what? Making to the season w/no starters injured? Only way that happens is never play starters

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 6:47 pm

Success at enjoying being competitive. I understand the variables with this team, i ain’t stupid. Not going to cheer for them to fail.

benjammin
Admin
19 August 2022 2:08 pm

Kirk is either a pants shitting, stat padding loser who totally sucks or is the 2nd best QB in history, there can be no in between.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 2:11 pm

I’m in the middle on him. While it’s true he sharts often due to his pocket presence and pads his stats, he plays well enough most of the time to give the team a chance to win. Is he worth the 3-4 defensive players he costs? That is the question.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:14 pm

When it comes down to crunch time–he plays like a second rate bum who should be pumping gas in Jersey somewhere (i.e. Lifer)

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:39 pm

Like when they were trailing the Packers with almost no time left last year?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 2:42 pm

C’mon brah, they called back his INT that would have sealed the loss. Plus the Packers aren’t good (see the SF game).

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:56 pm

Ahhhh, so nice to have facts here instead of stats.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:00 pm

Next he’ll be talking divorce stats……..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 3:17 pm

No but you did say at crunch time Cousins sucks. He lead 2 scoring drives to win that game. That’s not a second rate bum. I’m not a Kirk apologist by any means, but that is just a false statement. Until he learns to grill, I don’t care either way on him.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 3:02 pm

You know what, I forgot that Cousins was the one out there that gave up an 80 yard touchdown after the scoring drive to take the lead with 2 minutes left.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 3:07 pm

Never said the D didn’t suck, blowbunch.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 3:16 pm

Got lucky.

or something,

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 4:21 pm

Yup

KFEY93
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:14 pm

This ^ thats my honest opinion on him as well. Shit posting aside. If he would be willing to be paid $20 – $25 a year, id say keep him, still draft a promising rookie and let him sit and learn. But we refuse to do that. Or rather, he does.

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
19 August 2022 2:20 pm

Just one or two All-Pros would make the difference…

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
19 August 2022 4:22 pm

1m

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 2:14 pm

I think he’s a good qb in a bad system.

best ever? No. But he can win a bowl on the right team.

freezeyface
19 August 2022 1:44 pm

it’s cute when old people learn new words

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 1:46 pm

You would be punctillious in assuming that. Lifer just learned to spell “her”

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 2:04 pm

It’s cuter when young people think they’re smart.

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 2:52 pm

it’s cutest when a puppy curls up on your lap and falls asleep

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 3:29 pm

Tough to beat inviting friends over to watch the game w/chicken tacos and then after the game let everyone know it was that same puppy in the tacos.

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 5:04 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 5:44 pm

I don’t have friends come over for games very often anymore

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 7:11 pm

I can see why, I think… 😉

Adrenaline
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 7:28 pm

I think he soylent greened his friends

Northwoods
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 7:32 pm

Well, people gotta eat…….

Mick
Mick
19 August 2022 1:39 pm

Bock bock

TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:37 pm

So if a fat bitch falls in the woods–do the trees laugh?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:38 pm

You shouldn’t talk about your wife like that.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:39 pm

You talk a lot a trash for a nobody, Buttjammin’………

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:45 pm

LOL, buttjammin is pretty good

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 2:21 pm

That should be your team name.

Canes got the goods on the nicknames

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 2:28 pm

Thanks, Dick.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:31 pm

Lacks creativity…. No where near buttjammin level

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 2:35 pm

Thank God for the Mickle Cell………..

Mick
Mick
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 3:18 pm

I know you can do better.

don’t leave me disappointed.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 3:59 pm

Done

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:40 pm

comment image

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 1:45 pm

Ouch, rather throw a wig on filbert

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 1:46 pm

He looks like a Holocaust victim now FYI. I’m all for cutting down, but when you have zero muscle on your frame…..oof

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:55 pm

Lol, he told me he lost like 50lbs. He said he got to like 210 which is yuge for him

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 2:05 pm

He was like 195 when I saw him at the lot last time. I mean, that is still a lot smaller than the typical crazy obese libtard in America………

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:14 pm

Didn’t he drop to 165 or so?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:15 pm

Something like that, but the kid used to wrestle at like 138 or something. Never should have gotten so fat in the first place. And he never added muscle.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:21 pm

I wrestled at 119 in high school and was 6’ weighed 130 normally

TheHurricane4
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 2:28 pm

I told a gal at the bar last night, “Your friend doesn’t look like she can wrestle, but I’d love to see her box!”

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 2:30 pm

holy fark

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 2:42 pm

You were Slenderman before there was a Slenderman?

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 2:13 pm

woof, what is that?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:14 pm

That’s girl you could lose your tv remote in

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:53 pm

Not to mention a whole playstation

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 3:01 pm

I dated a gal once I lost a whole house in.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:04 pm

Guy I work with just got divorced. Lost about 75000 cash, a 35000 car and another 4 grand a month for the next 8 or 10 years.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 3:08 pm

But other than that–his day sucked…

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 3:19 pm

He got off nearly Scot free.

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:44 pm

Know why all the career in mn lean right? Wisconsin sux.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 1:56 pm

and north dakota blows (sorry stu and GF but it’s true)

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 2:09 pm

It is pretty damn windy up there

Mick
Mick
19 August 2022 1:01 pm

Anyone going to the game tomorrow?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:15 pm

I’ve reached my annual quota of trips to murderapolis

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:16 pm

Laaaaaammmmmeeeee

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:23 pm

I’m still too young to die although bullets would probably bounce off my thick skull

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:26 pm

It is an evening game.

if they haven’t got ya yet…. They’re going to start trying harder

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:32 pm

I’m not sure I have 425,336 bullets to take everyone in Minneapolis on, but of course that assumes I won’t miss.

manly-purple
19 August 2022 12:52 pm
Mick
Mick
Reply to  manly-purple
19 August 2022 12:54 pm

Lol.

wash your eyes with blazing saddles.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:45 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 2:21 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  manly-purple
19 August 2022 1:13 pm

I had added it to my queue, but maybe I’ll take it off. What happened to fun, entertaining shows?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
19 August 2022 1:16 pm

You can’t still watch Alone

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:16 pm

Can

Surly Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
19 August 2022 4:16 pm

If someone in the LGBTQFODHUEGWOUYF)E*#UWJBF crowd is offended in any way, they decide to not make that show, and then create more shit that panders to that crowd.

Surly Viking
Reply to  manly-purple
19 August 2022 4:14 pm

Yeah, skipping that.
on another streamer, Amazon, we watched 3 episodes of “league of their own”.
Figuring it could be good. The movie was kinda decent.
Anyways, here is the spoiler so nobody needs to waste three hours like I did.

WOke
Turns out all female baseball players are either lesbians or will become lesbians by playing baseball, and of course, nobody needs men.

Kodiak
Reply to  Surly Viking
19 August 2022 5:46 pm

Tom and Gena made that movie. You know only the rosie loving dykes liked the show.

JerseyNorseman2.0
JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 12:31 pm

Hi. Trying this place out.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 12:32 pm

Hola senor.

Surly Viking
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 12:34 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 12:38 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 12:42 pm

Welcome!

Northwoods
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 12:54 pm

Take your coat off, grab a brew, hang out.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 1:19 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 1:28 pm

Hi.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:30 pm

Ben! Any news!!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:39 pm

No, I’ll be drafting tonight

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:40 pm

Nice!

game tomorrow?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:45 pm

I”ll watch it

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:49 pm

I don’t see where it’s televised… Gonna have to snoop around.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 2:00 pm

Don’t have FOX?

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
19 August 2022 2:05 pm

Ok, didn’t list it before when I looked, is listing it now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 2:03 pm

The preseason games are always on FOX 9 locally.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:41 pm

also…. So didn’t pay for you. :/

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:41 pm

Or me

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:46 pm

Yeah, I’m waiting for Joe Biden to forgive my Fantasy Football dues, I can totally see him doing it.

HUNViking
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 1:42 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 2:16 pm

Welcome, grab an oar and start rowing the longboat. Even though the rudder is gone, we’re in 40 ft seas and blowing straight into the rocks. It’ll be a fun ride.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:38 pm

We’ve got a bit of discussion as to whether the engine is ever running properly, too, but been there done that on the blowing into the rocks in heavy weather with no power. Ugh.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JerseyNorseman2.0
19 August 2022 2:30 pm

Nice. We come highly recommended by the DN.

Mick
Mick
19 August 2022 12:19 pm

It’s going to be a fun draft tonight

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 12:22 pm

Step 1/Day 1 of my journey to the championship.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 12:28 pm

Weird…. Mine too….

DE Viking
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 12:29 pm

So you are planning on leaving the windows open tonight?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 12:33 pm

Bruh… I live in MN. The northern part. I leave my windows open all summer.

not an AC fan

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 2:18 pm

Doesn’t that let the stink of Dalute in?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:21 pm

Somewhat. I’m on the hill…. So I don’t get the bottom of the hill smell.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 2:50 pm

Hot weather the bottom of the hill smell would move to the top of the hill. Cool weather the opposite.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:19 pm

Breeze off the lake moves it.

Mick
Mick
19 August 2022 12:18 pm

Vikings 9ers are chippy..

There is a feistiness in the air…

full moon?

Northwoods
19 August 2022 12:14 pm

Is it about time for all the tweeters to start posting how the 9ers are immature punk-ass cheapshot artists again?

Mick
Mick
19 August 2022 12:11 pm

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 12:13 pm

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:31 pm

TheHurricane4
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
19 August 2022 1:36 pm

Wood plow

freezeyface
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:43 pm

that’d be the longest 10 seconds of her life

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 1:48 pm

At least my face is skinny enough to fit between her thighs, Fat-Face…….

freezeyface
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:57 pm

i wish you were around here more often. why aren’t you?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 2:04 pm

Friday’s I just run right away in the morning (watched the sun come up during my run today) and then I just eff around the rest of the day. The other days I am way too busy getting in all my lifting, cardio, eating, water consumption, and sitting in the sun.

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
19 August 2022 1:37 pm

Oops, just posted the same gif.

Northwoods
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
19 August 2022 7:34 pm

So sad they had to cut those babies off and toss them in recycling bin

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:36 pm

skolifer
skolifer
19 August 2022 12:07 pm

PFF’s Vikings OL Pass Protection Ratings 2014-2021:

2014 = 23rd
2015 = 28th
2016 = 30th
2017 = 17th
2018 = 27th
2019 = 27th
2020 = 29th
2021 = 27th

The one year during Zim’s tenure we were almost average, we go to the NFCCG. Of course, that 2017 defense was also probably his best as a HC, which helped a lot (until they forgot how to play defense in the 2nd half of the Saints divisional playoff game).

TheHurricane4
Reply to  skolifer
19 August 2022 12:10 pm

Factor in bad OC’s and QB’s for the majority of that run as well, brolifer…….

Adrenaline
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 12:11 pm

Our fanhood has become as divided as ever… defense vs offense

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 12:14 pm

It seems on the other Vikes sites it’s mainly beaker vs nonbeaker. Not o vs D

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 1:36 pm

Beaker blows

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:41 pm

Data shows otherwise

TheHurricane4
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 1:45 pm

Data? Go play some Fantasy Football, No longer Screwed Viking fan………

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:50 pm

Well, I guess there’s no point having an adult conversation with Hurricane… which is sad… because I like you.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 1:53 pm

Don’t give me that cry baby shit. Kirk is just a stat padder. Everyone knows that. That said, so is Stafford and he won it all.

freezeyface
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 1:58 pm

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 2:02 pm

Yes

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:17 pm

Umm child state much? Throw a tantrum?

Like I said, too bad we can’t have an adult conversation.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 2:22 pm

The last adult conversation I had was when I was gazing at the back your sloot’s head…………

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
19 August 2022 12:11 pm

Taints broke the code and the iggles used their example. Then we got beaker, causing defensive talent to nosedive and the rest is more of our miserable history

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 1:56 pm

The Aints never broke anything. That game shouldn’t have been close. DP outcoached the hell out of Zimtard the following game though.

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:00 pm

@scoring 38 unanswered points in the nfccg isn’t that bad imo@

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 2:02 pm

The Iggles through TWO passes more than 10 yards the prior game vs ATL (and almost lost). DP installing a whole new vertical game plan completely de-pantsed Eye Patch.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  TheHurricane4
19 August 2022 2:23 pm

Yup. D carried us all year and let us down in the big one.

glad I went to work instead.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 2:39 pm

And that defense certainly had the talent to stop that vertical passing game had they game planned for it. Eye Patch failed them worse than his last DOT vision test…….

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
19 August 2022 12:13 pm

@How did the Vikings make the playoffs with the 28th ranked OL in 2015? Asking for Kirk@

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 12:15 pm

I suppose the same way they made it in 2019 with the 27th ranked OL

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
19 August 2022 12:15 pm

Correct.
So the OL shouldn’t be an excuse for the QB.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 12:21 pm

I never said it was. Not that this devolving immediately into a Kirk discussion surprises me but my initial comment was more regarding the importance of fixing our O-line and the impact it can have. I think it’s fair to say the better “excuse” over the past two seasons has been our God-awful defense.

That said, I think both O-line and defense will be better this year (how much better, I don’t know), so we’ll see how Kirk responds.

But, speaking from my own career experience, having a boss that I trust and have an actual relationship with can make a huge difference in terms of performance and “give a shit”-ness.

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
19 August 2022 12:28 pm

That said, I think both O-line and defense will be better this year (how much better, I don’t know), so we’ll see how Kirk responds.

That is the thinking. We will see how it plays out.
I want to be proven wrong.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 12:30 pm

They also…. Can’t get too much worse… especially the D.

not enough sleep.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 2:14 pm

So DE… with the Vikings Cousins has a career 68.7% completion rate for 16,387 yards, 124 passing TD’s and a 103.5 passer rating… and you are wanting him to take the next step?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 1:38 pm

Same way they made it in 2019 with the 27th ranked O-line.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 1:40 pm

We had AP then. He never needed an OL, brah.

Adrenaline
19 August 2022 11:56 am

What’s yer prediction for the final score on the unimportant game tomorrow night?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 11:57 am

Niners 24
Vikings 17
Plus 4 fights

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 12:19 pm

9ers 127, Vikes -6. 4 fights 2 ejections, 5 guys to IR most likely beaker, JJ, AT, Hunter, Kendricks.

Northwoods
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 12:57 pm

The DOOM is strong in this one.

HUNViking
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 1:10 pm

This is not simply DOOM, it´s MEGA-DOOM.

Adrenaline
Reply to  HUNViking
19 August 2022 1:16 pm

That’s his Superpower.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 2:24 pm

Maybe I exaggerated, only 4 to IR

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 3:01 pm

Apparently!

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 12:05 pm

Niners 34
Vikings 24

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:28 pm

Mond and Mannion both suck.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
19 August 2022 1:33 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:31 pm

64-0 opponent

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:36 pm

Behind Trey Lance who is currently listed as the starter on their depth chart, the Niners have Jimmy Garoppolo, Nate Sudfeld, and Brock Purdy as back-ups (in that order).

Advantage Niners.

I think they win 24-17

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 1:43 pm

I don’t see Lance or Grap playing

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 1:49 pm

OK… I think Sudfeld is better than Mond and Mannion.

Let’s go with 20-17 Niners then.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 4:32 pm

But QB’s aren’t responsible for wins and losses, remember?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 2:00 pm

GOATpollo hasn’t even been allowed to attend camp, broseph.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 August 2022 11:48 am

i almost won the bet!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 August 2022 12:10 pm

Have fun making memories with the mini fishin.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
19 August 2022 11:12 am

Is there really some legal action regarding this site from the DN?

freezeyface
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
19 August 2022 11:13 am

i would imagine that would be umpossible

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 11:16 am

I would hope so, but saw some comments that seemed to allude to that. Guessing SB Nation is losing some revenue due to people moving here.

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 August 2022 11:39 am

Ah. Ok. Good.

Kodiak
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
19 August 2022 12:20 pm

No

freezeyface
19 August 2022 11:06 am

Gone Fishin…
do you know if there has been any headway in being able to see what comment people are commenting to? if that makes sense?

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 11:10 am

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 11:21 am

Are you looking for something different than the light blue line below your username that says Reply to ……………….?

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 11:30 am

idk…..i guess idk what i even mean

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 August 2022 11:29 am

maybe i’m an idiot (i mean we all know i am)
but i must not be understanding.

like….if someone makes a comment and there has been 35 comments to it and way down below there is a comment, i can’t find a way to see what comment THAT one way down below was commenting to.

idk, i will just deal with it if i’m not making sense

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 August 2022 11:39 am

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

haha thank you, i see that and i get it.

thank you for being patient with me. i very much felt like this gif…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:21 am

18 tee time in 1.5 hrs

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:28 am

Still occasionally thunderstorming here

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 10:45 am

Headed to chi later this evening I think. Gonna rain

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 12:25 pm

So you got some rain there? Finally. I know .8 inches hit southern MN last night, farmers were happy

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 12:51 pm

Been raining/thunderstorming since yesterday morning here.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 1:15 pm

In the last 36 hours we had 2.1 inches of rain here is Western Wisconsin.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  VikingPhilip
19 August 2022 1:17 pm

Yeah we got a lot up Nort too

Kodiak
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 2:28 pm

Rain fog and wind forecast all week. Maybe gets to 52 each day

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:02 am

Hit em long and straight! Unless the hole curves.. then do that..

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 12:24 pm

Do you ever see local wildlife on the course? I know in ANC they see lots of bears, in AZ we have javelina, coyotes and the rare snake.

Do you ever see gang bangers, murderers or drug dealers where you are or are they too nocturnal?

Northwoods
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 1:01 pm

This past Monday my son and I played 9 – the final 3 holes we had to dodge deer. Up north near Superior, we have bear on the fairways often.

But, the smaller wildlife is worse – Yellowjackets are bad up there – few years back my parents were golfing with another couple, the guy hit into the woods and went in to find his ball, kicked up a nest of ground wasps, got stung to death.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 1:16 pm

Literal death?

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
19 August 2022 3:34 pm

Correct. RIP death.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 1:28 pm

My elderly mother got stung by a single wasp on Monday, had pretty bad reaction, had to haul her to a clinic, where they prescribed a bunch of stuff and an epipen for any future events.

Kodiak
Reply to  Northwoods
19 August 2022 2:26 pm

 got stung to death.

Jeeze, like being married

Surly Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 12:38 pm

Just spent two hours practicing. I could have golfed 9, but decided the short game needs the most work. chipping and putting, over and over. Hoping it helps.
18 Saturday and Sunday.

Kodiak
Reply to  Surly Viking
19 August 2022 2:27 pm

I was told the way to improve chipping is to put out a concrete block and practice until you hit it 90% of the time. Do this from 5-75 yards

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 3:37 pm

Have to say I never heard of that. The big problem amateurs have with chipping is inconsistent contact. If you fat it one time, then blade it over the green the next, you will never be decent. The secret to good chipping is to make a move with your hips (turning them back and through) that automatically places your lead hand in line with your lead thigh at impact. Learn this move and you will chip consistently.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 3:49 pm

I was taught to imagine chipping as tossing a golf ball underhand and it works good for me. Shoot, I’ve stood next to a green and pretended to toss a ball to where I want my shot to land and then turn and take the shot.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 3:51 pm

Cool… I was never taught at all. I have learned everything from trial and error.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
19 August 2022 4:52 pm

That was the one tip I remember from our coach in High School. Other than that I never liked him.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 5:54 pm

I would wreck my shoulder tossing a golf ball 40 yards underhand or overhand. I have been told as OCBD suggested that turning your hips like in a regular shot makes a big difference.

I am extremally inconsistent in contact. I have a 63 lob wedge that goes 100 feet high and 20 yards as it should or 175 yards like a rocket killing squirrels, gophers and water fowl on the way

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 7:32 pm

I remember a hiking trip on Resurrection trail where I think the marmots were trying to get revenge for their little critter relatives.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:17 am

Lmao

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:21 am

This guys smart unlike you

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:31 am

I will bet you $100 Skolly
I take under 9.5 wins and you take over 9.5 wins.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 10:41 am

DO IT SKOLLY! Money where your mouth (or fingers) is /are.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
19 August 2022 10:43 am

Betting on football, especially a season record is stupid. Too many variables. Betting on the Vikings is even worse. They are disappointing enough. Why add additional misery?

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 10:49 am

Oh no, Id take the under in that bet, and would be confident in that bet. And if they go over, great! Its a win win. To bet the over would be stupid.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
19 August 2022 10:51 am

Correct

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
19 August 2022 12:30 pm

This is so true. I finally broke the rule by betting w/grasshopper. It’s really stupid but entertaining. Hoping it will help in his ascension to actual Vikings fan and embracing the suck

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
19 August 2022 10:45 am

I do bet and already have 4 with 5

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
19 August 2022 10:46 am

8.5 and deal like I have with 5. I already said I could only see us winning 9 games too but up to 11 or 12.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:47 am

I don’t see us losing more than 8 games unless key player goes down

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:06 am

Looking forward to the 3rd road win and some beer from Five!!

Fivefingers
Reply to  ChiVikesFan
19 August 2022 1:33 pm

Venmo me now

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 11:21 am

So you don’t believe the hype of Rick Sosa that you posted?

I will do $50 on under 8.5 wins if you take the over 8.5 wins.

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 12:28 pm

I expect we will be neck n neck w/the browns and Jags first 10 games or so

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
19 August 2022 12:29 pm

Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:12 am

Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:03 am

Haha, it’s dorks birthday. 38. Hope he’s not a Virgo, would be embarrassing for me

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:04 am

whats a virgo

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 10:07 am

Might be that fake astrology stuff

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
19 August 2022 10:10 am

Or a virgin with a pronoun

ChiVikesFan
ChiVikesFan
Reply to  Adrenaline
19 August 2022 11:06 am

virgin with a car..

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
19 August 2022 10:07 am

A top person except lifer. He’s like Danny devito in twins and I’m arnie

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:13 am

Wrong I was born 3 days before you. You’re the afterbirth with half a brain.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
19 August 2022 10:14 am

You were aborted and some how still lived. Explains a lot

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:20 am

hey, I’m a virgo

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
19 August 2022 10:21 am

What day?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:28 am

8-28

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 3:32 pm

August 24th

Fivefingers
19 August 2022 10:00 am

Rubes are in for a rude awakening.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
19 August 2022 12:34 pm

One would think their learning curve would at least slant up a bit, but it’s the same every year.

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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