Minnesota Vikings News & Links: 26 Aug 2022

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The Vikings play their final preseason game tomorrow night in Denver, kickoff is at 8 pm central time. I doubt we’ll see many starters playing, but as always, it will be fun to watch the positional battles. In the end, the main thing you hope for is NO INJURIES! As for which positions to watch, I’ll be looking at the center and tight end positions. The center position is the biggest question mark on this team right now, and I’m looking for one of the depth tight ends to step up and make some plays to show that they can do the job in the case that Irv Smith Jr. doesn’t make it back by week one (or gets hurt again). The punter position could also become interesting if rookie Ryan Wright shows any signs of struggle.

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Mick
Mick
27 August 2022 5:08 am

Lifer
Admin
27 August 2022 4:25 am

The Dow Jones Industrial Average sank more than 1,000 points Friday after Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell vowed to keep pressing the fight against inflation, even at the expense of economic growth.

thanks Biden even though you didn’t appoint Powell.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
27 August 2022 7:04 am

Your communist propaganda falls on deaf ears. Biden admin ruined the greatest economy in the world and everyone knows it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
27 August 2022 8:20 am

Thank you. I didn’t know an appointee from a previous admin means the previous Pres caused this and not the 8 trillion biden spent. thanks again, didn’t know that.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 August 2022 11:00 am

Better check how much Trump spent there five maddow. Add in the tax cuts he gave to those billionaires your poor stupid ass likes to protect and that’s what we’ve got.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 August 2022 4:40 am

Why was Trump obsessed with keeping these classified documents? Why was he reviewing them, making notes on them? Was he going to use them as leverage against the DOJ if he was in legal jeopardy? It’s so far from normal it’s not even a question at this point.

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
27 August 2022 8:22 am

100%, lock him up in jail. orange man bad. thank god the great DOJ only waited 18 months to send in the paratroopers or it could have been worse. Tristan snell is credible always.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 August 2022 11:01 am

Uh…it’s the NYT’s and The Hill in the articles he’s referencing that you can’t read.

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 August 2022 1:13 am

So one or two more than we win? Let’s hope they do so we get a better draft pick.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 August 2022 4:14 am

Meh…just a bad throw didn’t see the LB drifting back. Its preseason I wouldn’t use this as a case he regresses.

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 10:27 pm

Kevin O’ Connel is elite because another teams qb got hurt? WTF you babbling about grasshopper.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 11:00 pm

Watch and learn in the present time.

LOL coming from someone who doesn’t know how to work or ever owned a smart phone

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
27 August 2022 12:11 am

Playing meaningful players in preseason dum dum

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 August 2022 1:12 am

That has nothing to do with a coach being elite. Wait until the packer game. Then you will see how elite he is.

Lifer
Admin
26 August 2022 7:45 pm

Things are eerily quite with the Vikings….I feel the universe is going to fuck us again.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 9:45 pm

Universe has no control of thing going on in this world.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 10:28 pm

Beaker out for the season in the next month. Maybe something else

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 6:04 pm

Rather, liberal bias to the extreme. Can’t wait to wake up tomorrow and see how these dumb fucks have made my life better. Enjoy your fucking tee time. Check in with 5, he’s turned a leaf.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 6:14 pm

I just find Dan humorous for as old as he is. He seems to stay generationally pretty in sync which is odd for someone his age. Speaks to his talent, experience and intelligence,

This whole left is destroying our lives BS is so far off base it’s ridiculous. If you really, really believe all the inflation and rate increase (trump appointed head of the fed gave the dire news that tanked the markets today) is all the lefts fault you’re fooling yourself.

Thanks, I think. Looking forward to golf tomorrow playing with the GM of our store who routinely shoots in the low 80’s. Pisses me off.

Why people keep posting five’s turning a new leaf are either not catching his insincerity or are joking about it. I’m not sure which but that MF’er will never change. His dysfunction is locked in only way to fix it is with a baseball bat and a hole in the desert.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 7:55 pm

God bless you. Please don’t kill me

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:32 pm

Not my business to change your mind.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:49 pm

Perfect display of the fruit of the spirit in self control. Keep it up brother!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 August 2022 4:16 am

Uh….he’s a she and she’s faking it.

norseman1
norseman1
26 August 2022 5:44 pm

NVF. You lurking? Come on back.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 7:38 pm

Yeah he went dark rather quickly. Right around the time he sent his wife and her friend on a trip to Miami. Hope nothing went sideways. He might have said he had some business there or something cant remember.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 7:56 pm

He said no one here seemed to agree with him on Cousins, that he thought people were attacking NVF’s character, so he was going to leave and he wouldn’t be back.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 8:35 pm

Hmmm…I missed that. The Cousins part I mean….know your audience. I was probably a supporter of Cousins more than most here besides him. I did attack his character on more than a few occasions when we were ginned up on a political topic but I think he’s a good dude overall. Hope he returns.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 10:35 pm

KFEY started posting beaker fuck ups every time NVF posted a highlite. Then NVF posted a several year old highlite of beaker and I asked if he had his baby pictures too. I might have hit too close to home. (he likely does) He then said no one agreed w/him and was leaving not to return.

I liked the dude and 99% of his takes. Had no idea after the last 4 years he would throw in the towel just like that. He had been through much worse in the past. He would never admit why he was so obsessive compulsive about beaker. I have never seen anyone anywhere close to that obsessive.

VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 5:02 pm

My eye has been bothering me for awhile. Today the eye doc says he can see a small spot that may be a tear. Now I get to go see a retina specialist on Monday at 8 am. Sounds like fun

Plus driving home in the bright sunlight today after they dilated my eyes sure was an adventure.

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Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 5:05 pm

Good luck, hope it turns out well. Tough to blog while blind

Adrenaline
Reply to  VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 5:11 pm

I hate to ask what you were looking at that tore yer eyeball!

But I hope it heals good.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 5:24 pm

I went to the nice cheap Dr. today as my left ear was feeling plugged. Ear infection and now on antibiotics. Thank you great ally China!

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 5:56 pm

Shoulda just poured some dirt in the canal.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 6:23 pm

I had to take my elderly mother into the quickclinic thingy on Tuesday. Nabbed by a hornet and all her old fogy friends were positive she had shingles. They prescribed a couple things and now I can threaten to stab her with an Epi-Pen the next time she gets ornery, which is pretty much every day.

Just another reason to hate flowers.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 10:36 pm

I now know why old men are so grumpy

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 6:37 pm

I’ll be praying for you

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 5:56 pm

Best wishes, VP. Your eye doc an OD? If you have a small retinal tear they should be able to fix you right up.

Driving with dilated eyes sucks. The first time I had my eyes dilated was after an allnighter as an intern in Spokane. The sun was coming up as I drove east on I-90 and I not only was crying as I didn’t have sunglasses but I couldn’t judge distances well. Good thing I stayed in the granny lane.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 6:37 pm

That sounds horrible. Sorry man

manly-purple
26 August 2022 2:54 pm

A couple of northern, a ton of sunnies, beautiful weather…

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  manly-purple
26 August 2022 3:01 pm

Size matters.

Kodiak
Reply to  manly-purple
26 August 2022 3:17 pm

Start and finish w/a bj always helps too

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:23 pm

I had a gal in college who would randomly stop by my dorm and do that. Was great. We weren’t even “dating” much less BF/GF.

KFEY93
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:25 pm

TheHurricane4
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 3:25 pm

She was tiny. Just a total ho.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:42 pm

Like the gals who complain if they don’t get their daily facial.

Kodiak
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 3:43 pm

So how is the dating scene going for you youngster. You had some lows followed by some highs, but I haven’t heard an update for some time.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:41 pm

Atta girls are good to have around. The older ones are even less inhibited, as I have found out. They want to try everything they have watched on pornhub since they got divorced. They take advantage of every opportunity they get, thinking it might be their last

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 6:27 pm

80-year olds the best? Don’t ferget the defib unit.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 10:38 pm

Skolholes after Dark. This gal is for you LFA.

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Fivefingers
Reply to  manly-purple
26 August 2022 5:00 pm

How big were the bluegills/sunfish? Any pumpkinseeds?

TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:53 pm

What’s the status for Irv Smith Week 1? What is his injury this time around? Damn bust.

KFEY93
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:55 pm

He’s still on pace to play week 1. It was some sort of thumb injury that required minor surgery. Everything all good with the legs so far.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 2:56 pm

And he missed last year with a meniscus or something, right?

KFEY93
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:07 pm

Correct

TheHurricane4
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 3:17 pm

I honestly was a big fan of the pick at the time. Thought he was a much better prospect coming out of Bama than someone like OJ Howard, but man has he underachieved…..

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:19 pm

Irv is a big fat nothing burger. Playing for a contract this year.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:21 pm

I knew we weren’t gonna pony up the dough for Conktard. Nice story for a late round pick, but $7 million a year? C’mon….

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:46 pm

Look what wReck paid for Rudy……..
20 mill for AT and 20 mil for HSmith next season
We need to clean out the dead wood

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:34 pm

KOC said this week he’ll be ready for week 1

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 3:38 pm

Too bad KOC ain’t in charge anymore……….

Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:50 pm

Stonk market going to close down near a thousand. Thanks leftist pansies.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 3:20 pm

Destruction of the western world is their goal. Inflation heading to 10+% and the national debt crippling us.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:23 pm

i, for one, have LOVED seeing my grocery bill more than double every month.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 3:26 pm

It’s so nuts. I’m pushing $300 a week at Sam’s Club these days. Go 2 different times–$150 a shot.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:50 pm

It will get worse. Average house in Iowa will be $1 mill. 5-6 mill in the city. Cars will be $200K, used cars 125k. Groceries 1000 a week, pack of cigerettes $50, a beer in a bar $50. It’s all unraveling

MT Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 5:58 pm

Nah, Jerome Powell will drop another 75 point rise in interest rates next week.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 6:05 pm

That will just escalate it by having to make even more $ to pay for ones debt. The price of everything, including money is going way up.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 6:24 pm

Son finally was able to get locked in at 5.5% on first-time buyer program.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 10:42 pm

That will seem like such a deal down the road. 30 year for 5.5%. In 30 years his house will be worth 27 million dollars, loaf of bread $479.00 and gasoline $50 an ounce.

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
27 August 2022 4:38 pm

If we have anything resembling a functional society in 30 years. And not the kind of society envisioned by Schwab, Soros and company

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:23 pm

Wait until this last big omnibus bill is unpacked.

We’ll have 50% inflation within a year or my name isn’t Adrenaline

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 6:09 pm

Or….the Trump appointed chair of the fed with his doom and gloom forecast and raising rates promise today scared investors??? Not that hard to figure it out.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 10:42 pm

Try as you might your communist propaganda falls on deaf ears

norseman1
norseman1
26 August 2022 2:19 pm

Guessing they have a handle on final 53 so i’m guessing 2nd half tomorrow will be the most unsightly football ever

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:47 pm

Wait until the packer game-most unsightly football ever

norseman1
norseman1
26 August 2022 2:11 pm

Are there Purple brethren here who want us to lose so they can say, “i told you so”?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:14 pm

not that I know of, we are all all in

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 2:15 pm

Someone who wants to lose is no brethren of mine

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:54 pm

Again, after going into game 16 at 3-12, why do you cheer for a worse draft pick?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 2:17 pm

Hey 5, beat up on the Demons, they deserve it. Just give your normal contempt for the Purple.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:16 pm

Never want us to lose, not even for draft position.
But that said, expecting it takes a bit of the sting out of losing.
Hopeium is a hell of a drug.

Kodiak
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
26 August 2022 2:52 pm

So you cheer for them to get worse on purpose. That doesn’t make sense to me.

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:23 pm

There’s a big difference between expecting to lose and wanting to lose. Do not paint with such wide brush strokes.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 2:25 pm

Think i can tell the difference.

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:47 pm

Just making sure

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:52 pm

As I have pointed out before, are you actually cheering for the Vikings if you want them to win after they are eliminated from the playoff contention? Or are you cheering against them in that circumstance if you want them to win? Wanting them to win, with no hope means lowering their draft spot and potentially hurting the future team. Is finishing 5-12 worth it instead of finishing 3-14?

KFEY93
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 2:58 pm

The problem is the team has never been that shitty to the point where you can commit to finishing being shitty. They hover around .500 year round which makes it hard to commit either way. Its easier if you suck out of the gate and continue to suck.

Kodiak
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 3:24 pm

It makes me laugh that in spite of us looking horrible all season and then crawling into the expanded playoffs, some people think anything can happen and we will beat good teams. Then we get crushed as the world expected and goobers sit around acting surprised.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 2:59 pm

Not considered young anymore. I want a competitive team. Not interested in watching a 3-14 team for 3 years. If i want that shit i’ll watch the Twins.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 3:22 pm

So you would cheer for and want them to lose, so they have a better chance of being competitive next season. Makes sense.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:25 pm

Cap will always be a problem. Drafting,coaching, trades and UFDA all figure. I don’t want to see 3-14. The internal cap is becoming a issue with qb and wr.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 3:51 pm

HSmith is nearly 20 mill next season. A fricken safety. Expect cap at 350 mill in 24

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:33 pm

they are waiting until the regular season starts for that

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:48 pm

It’s not a matter of wanting them to lose, it’s a matter of knowing they will.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 August 2022 5:39 am

I would love to be wrong about the team this year. I see 8-9 wins and Kirk falling apart when it matters.

over 10 wins is a very good season for this roster, I feel.

but I will drink the purple hopium kool aid at least for a few weeks.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:05 pm

Be Good.
or at least good at it.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:28 pm

I didn’t know adult film shoot requires a ref now?

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:55 pm

Put it in the new union contract

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 4:49 pm

-{whistle blows}-

“illegal contact, dong to the stink hole”

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 2:02 pm

Golfing with my buddy tomorrow morning at my favorite course in Chicagoland. Pumped

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 2:55 pm

Flack jackets provided at the pro shop?

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:24 pm

i think i saw a movie once where the guy had a sawed off shotgun in his golf bag, i think that’s a smart move as well

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 3:26 pm

Not in Chiraq, guns are illegal. lol

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:49 pm

Don’t remind, here in in Minnesota if a thousand guys break into your home you “have a duty to retreat” or you will go to jail if you just start shooting.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 3:52 pm

That’s why people should move away and leave it to the criminals and gvt employees

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 4:50 pm

Which course? I’ve played a few there.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 5:01 pm

I think it is Cabrini Green Fairways

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:55 pm

Glad I made all my bets with 5 before he became smart and enlightened 5. No way new and improved 5 would do those bets.

Mick
Mick
26 August 2022 1:54 pm

5, my brother in Christ, are you ready for the weekend?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 1:56 pm

Serving at the local food bank tomorrow he said

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 2:02 pm

Too bad he made all those profits on his house. He could’ve donated it to the needy of Denver proper. Lots of struggling people there… I’m sure he can make a large donation to a local charity.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 4:29 pm

yes, lovely day

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:33 pm

Lets goooo!

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:40 pm

i mean it’s the poor man’s three deep, but hey, we’ll take what we can get

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:43 pm

One worry I do have is if Ozzie is a 1-year-wonder. Lord knows the Vikings have had plenty of those over the years at lots of positions….

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:52 pm

Idk I think KJ gonna have more yards than AT this season.

AT still Kirks redzone guy so AT will get a lot of TDs but watch out for KJ

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:55 pm

AT is going to get nothing this year and like it…

He’ll be doubled in the red zone on every series since he’s our only option.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 1:57 pm

Then JJ will score

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:59 pm

Could be. We’ll see if Kirk can go through his end zone progressions.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:01 pm

Kirks a gamer. We’ll be fine

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 2:59 pm

A video gamer

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:47 pm

since he’s our only option.

Huh?????

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:58 pm

Until he gets hurt

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:53 pm

Which NFL team has a better set of three wide-outs? I am not just reacting negatively, but I really don’t know the other teams as well.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 1:57 pm

None

freezeyface
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 2:05 pm

i was only comparing them to the original 3 deep. not across the NFL…
that’s all!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 2:06 pm

Cincy would be close… same with Buffalo. 3rd is tough to too though.

Chase Higgins Boyd

Diggs Davis Crowder/McKenzie

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 2:07 pm

Hell.. MIA is Hill Waddle and Wilson

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 2:12 pm

too bad they have tua throwing to them

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 2:22 pm

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhg

stuman55
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:45 pm

I wish they would wear the visors!!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 1:51 pm

Same

TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:32 pm

My son watched Animal House for the first time last week. Afterwards he said he always wondered where a bunch of the phrases I’ve used his entire life came from……

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:37 pm

Parenting… you’re doing it right lol.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:59 pm

Mine said same thing when they finally saw it

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:19 pm

I’ve always used the phrase “A vicious mother, isn’t he?” Now my son finally realizes it was from Boone talking about Niedermeyer abusing Flounder….

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:27 pm

lol, dated a gal once who told me to quit using movie quotes because she had no idea where they came from

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:53 pm

“In the immortal words of my generation… Up Yours!”

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  TheHurricane4
27 August 2022 5:44 am

My kids have not watched that or Caddy Shack or Cheers or MASH. Those are the movies and tv shows that get quoted most often.

TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:15 pm

Anyone else notice the Packers made Jaire Alexander the highest paid CB in football and he didn’t even make the NFL Top 100 players?

Adrenaline
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:18 pm

Cousins at 98, Cook at something like 32? and that leaves JJ in top 20.

Cousins should be top 20 for his salary.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 1:22 pm

What is Kirk currently on the list for highest paid QB’s? If play is the indicator, he should be like the 16h highest paid per year.

Adrenaline
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:25 pm

He’s tied for 9th on the list of highest-paid players including QB’s
https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/news/nfl-highest-paid-players-2022/ot9egmldb6sly6mtqc3jb1dx

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 1:28 pm

Lol he’ll be even lower next season once Lamar gets paid. And probably Burrows.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:29 pm

Still 5 or so spots to high after that, but we’re getting there. Of course, he could regress in play as well…….

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:33 pm

Or increase his production 🙂

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:39 pm

That’s gonna take a lot of garbage-time—so maybe….

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:21 pm

Consider we will only be in 3 games by the second half this season. Down six scores beaker could tear up those prevent defenses

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 2:35 pm

can i take this bet? PLEASE???

we will only be in 3 games by the second half this season

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 3:14 pm

If we are lucky, injuries could derail that. Did you bet on the DN last season? Stay off the DN until the opener if we stunk? Everyone welched on that bet.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:20 pm

what is this bet you speak of?

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 3:36 pm

Huge bet on the DN a couple 3 games into the season last year. Over under on Vikes wins at 9. 20+ people bet, 13 on the over. Stakes were if you lost you couldn’t post on the DN between the Owl and the first game of regular season this year. All the Homers lost and then, using all their integrity, ignored the bet. Poofda being the biggest liar.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 4:13 pm

oh, i didn’t participate in that bet.
i normally only bet for money or tangible things (like a new shirt or something dumb)

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 12:51 pm

Mond is gonna tear it up tomorrow. Book it.

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 12:53 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:16 pm

Tear up the playbook in frustration, you mean?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 1:28 pm

I have a feeling that bringing in Nick will lite a fire under him. We’ll see.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:29 pm

Mullens also sucks fwiw.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:36 pm

Agree. But as of today, he’s better than Mond and Mannion.

Kirk goes down.. we’re doomed no matter who it is

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:40 pm

I actually liked the other SF backup from a couple years back who is now with Jax (CJ Beathard). He was better than Mullens.

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 2:19 pm

Here’s a secret grasshopper, beaker doesn’t go down and we’re doomed.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:23 pm

He is better than both Mannion and Mond–yes. But keep in mind his record as a starter is atrocious. And most of those starts are for a team a meh QB like GOATpollo managed to go like 37-13 as a starter for.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:18 pm

Obviously a qb for a conditional 7th in 2 years isn’t going to be first team all pro. Yet he is better than what we had.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:37 pm

ACL? Labrum? Pec?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 1:53 pm

Groin

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:55 pm

Contract

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:17 pm

Lol, we are going to suck so bad this season. It reminds me of 2 seasons ago when everything pointed to us sucking yet the perpel crackheads thought starting 3 rook cbs would be fine, lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 12:50 pm

Threads are more welcoming now with new and improved Lifer and enlightened 5. Love it.

Peace. Love. and SKOL!

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 12:54 pm

Go away.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:08 pm

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:12 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:21 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 August 2022 3:54 pm

I´m away for a few days, and somebody must have hacked five and Lifer. What happened?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 11:55 am

Lol

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 11:56 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 12:01 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 12:12 pm

You and 5 lol

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 12:48 pm

i hate 5 so much right now.
i want to punch him in the face.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 12:49 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 4:52 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:09 pm

Violence is never the answer. Love is the answer. Very good song.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 1:17 pm

Harmony and understanding
Sympathy and trust abounding
No more falsehoods or derisions
Golden living dreams of visions
Mystic crystal revelation
And the mind’s true liberation

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 1:32 pm

That group brings us into the correct dimension…

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:14 pm

Greasy Adolfs new mantra for the team, followed by Kumbaya

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 1:54 pm

You’re so much smarter now. Your doc give you that pill in the movie limitless?

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 2:13 pm

Doesn’t sound very Christian. Shame on you.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 2:36 pm

i’m still a sinner…..

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 3:11 pm

Yes you are, never forget it

stuman55
26 August 2022 11:27 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 11:32 am

Divorce court.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 11:34 am

Been there, have the swollen nutz…

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
26 August 2022 2:11 pm

I would take that over divorce court any day

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 11:43 am

Northwoods
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
26 August 2022 1:39 pm

Guy’s prob built like a Ken doll.

Kodiak
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 2:11 pm

That will be the GB game when reality shows up

Adrenaline
26 August 2022 11:22 am

Tomorrow night, Vikings vs Donkeys, who ya got?

24-17 Donkeys

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 11:29 am

Sounds about right.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 11:38 am

27-21 Vikes

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 11:39 am

Lose by 10 easy. Rypien will get them up early. Not heard anything on Mullens, if he plays i’m sure it’s quite vanilla. Not sure how much Mond/Minion i can watch.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 12:27 pm

Oh, boy, MonkeyFive disease got to you, too?

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:04 pm

Well, the Broncos are actually going to the play offs this year so…

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:20 pm

They’ll be better than LV and Chargers IMO. But with that division canibalizing itself, I could see only one team making the playoffs from it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:24 pm

I think 2 will. My predictions

AFC east= bills
AFC north = ravens, cincy
AFC south = titans, colts
AFC west = Broncos, chiefs

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:25 pm

Cincy, colts, chiefs the WC teams

TheHurricane4
Reply to  SkoIdiers
26 August 2022 1:31 pm

I mean, 2 will definitely deserve to make it, but if each has several division losses it is gonna be tougher.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:10 pm

I wonder with 6 wins and 1/5 in the nfcn the Vikes could make it in?

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:08 pm

Lol, worse depth than the Vikings, now we all knw you are off the wagon and on hopium again

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 12:35 pm

I’d go 42-0 Vikes!

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 12:37 pm

Praise the Lord!

freezeyface
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 12:48 pm

stop. not you too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 12:49 pm

Why not?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 12:50 pm

Who cares. The game doesn’t matter.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:09 pm

Bingoooo

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:13 pm

Our defensive depth is non-existent. Aside from perhaps Booth and Cine, no one else even deserves a roster spot on an NFL team.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:19 pm

DL? Who? Wonnum and Lynch both suck.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:06 pm

The Irish guy, Mcgill or whatever. 30 y/o journeyman loser, that looked good compared to the pile of turds he was playing with.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 2:24 pm

I thought he was bubble guy to make the roster.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 3:09 pm

Damn near all pro to hear the idiots blather on about him.

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:05 pm

So basically like the last 2 years. Gee, I wonder how that went?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:14 pm

The conditioning is complete. Everyone has now been taught to ignore the score and win-loss record.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:16 pm

Our backup offense can’t score.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:04 pm

Sounds like our starting offense sucked bad in practice this week too.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 2:08 pm

Got flattened, picked, and abused.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 3:08 pm

Imagine them getting shut out in game one. 42-0

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:19 pm

As the 70 and 71 Vikings proved… you can have the best defense in the universe but if you can’t score a lousy touchdown once in a while, you’ll get your head handed to you on a platter.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 3:31 pm

I was so pissed when they let Kapp walk.
Imagine getting abused by what was the 31st ranked defense that might have actually gotten worse

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:03 pm

LOL, a bunch of us have been doing that for forty years. It’s called embracing the suck. Look for the silver lining, it’s usually all we got

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:01 pm

Hope Schottmmann’s deli does well so turdbury can go away

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 2:00 pm

102-3 Donkeys. Rosie Oconnel can say he was really surprised and expected to win (again). Remember at least 5-6 of the guys out there will be starting this season.

Adrenaline
26 August 2022 10:41 am

Chairman Powell of the Fed is Monkeypoxxing the market today.

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 10:44 am

I’m running out of pennies to pump into the market. You guys need to help me out!

Off topic slightly but you made a nice statement earlier in the week, something about depreciation tax mumbo jumbo larger corporations. Do you remember what you said and can you post it again, or are you going to force me to look for it? I need to forward it.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 10:50 am

Don’t remember exactly what I said, but the gist is that when a company/business puts money into infrastructure and capital expenditures like servers, trucks, buildings, etc. they can almost completely avoid paying taxes because of depreciation and amortization. Google and Amazon and others have the cash to keep buying.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:55 am

Yup, and they also throw on a pile of R&D expenses, which can be a straight deduction from taxable income, and *poof* goes the taxes.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 10:59 am

Example: Big Kahuna Company

Income before taxes and depreciation: $1 billion

Purchased $20 billion of equipment, depreciation = ~ $4 billion

Taxable net loss = $ 3 billion, which can be carryforwarded to years out a ways.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 11:23 am

Lemme know when you start side-eyeing that jumbo jet for the depreciation on yer operation.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 12:28 pm

MT’s “business” will be bigger than yers… Gotta have big jets to fly cows around…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 12:45 pm

I still consider shareholders as the owners… except in the curious case of Green Bay…

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 12:49 pm

The show that kfey mentioned (Terminal List), we started watching. Beautiful black Pilatus PC-12 featured in an episode. I covet thee.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 12:55 pm

If yer gonna go with a big single-engine jobber, go with the brand new Beechcraft Denali

MT Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 1:04 pm

Also a beautiful plane, but brand new so any hopes of getting a nice used one are nada. I don’t make LFA or Cousins dough.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:40 pm

Imagine riding up to your Denali airplane in a Denali SUV.

It’s like driving up to your Holiday Rambler Navigator motorhome in yer Lincoln Navigator SUV…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 12:59 pm

I saw the first episode so far… it’s got a lot of conspiracy stuff in it that’s no different than stuff that could happen in the real world.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:03 pm

IKR? I thought it was about a sinking boat.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:03 pm

Nope

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 1:55 pm

PURCHASED 20 BILLION Why do you think the economy isn’t collapsing? Many of the laws you have to buy American products to qualify. Artificial economies is what politicians have been dong for 100 years to get re elected

freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:28 am

nothing to see here……..

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:36 am

Zuck “still believes that the FBI is a professional organization” which tells me he never quit trying to deceive people.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:42 am

They’d be the Japanese and German scientists if they could get away with it…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 12:29 pm

I’m mostly talking about those scientists who had no qualms about operating on people and torturing them…

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 12:24 pm

Basically if you hear anything coming out of Washington as being labels “Misinformation” odds are its probably true.

freezeyface
Reply to  KFEY93
26 August 2022 12:48 pm

haha yes 100% correct

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:51 pm

Yet the FBO employees who did that have no accountability. They should be executed as should Zuckerberg for treason.

freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:01 am

started with covid
then came the monkeypox
now we got the tomato flu?

i’d be surprised if half the worlds population will be alive in the next year

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:03 am

You seem cynical.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 10:05 am

what’s next? broccoli virus?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:07 am

Dated a few gals I swore had roast beef pox back in the day….

Adrenaline
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 10:10 am

I dated many who told me on the first date they wouldn’t eat meat because it’s icky and probably caused warts or 3rd heads. Next!

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 1:49 pm

Knew one who could tie a bow w/hers

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:15 am

There will be future pandemics, and many will die. Cancer will continue to take people too soon. Loved ones will die too young. We’re here for a good time, not a long time.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:23 am

One thing I’m pretty sure of, other than God and the new militarized IRS, is that I’ll die before the Vikings get a ring.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:33 am

I know about God and the IRS, who is sure to send some green-hairs to harass me who don’t know which end of the gun the bullet comes out of. That should be fun.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:47 pm

That’s where we differ. It isn’t any given season. Remember when the refs took away a td for that new made up rule a few years ago when we opened vs the pack. That wasn’t an accident. Don’t be gullible enough to think we have a chance.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:26 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:32 am

old roomate of mine had cauliflower ear, but he said being good at wrestling was worth it….i guess?

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:34 am

Way back in the day saw Verne Gagne and Nick Bockwinkel going at it and was surprised they didn’t have cauliflower ear too bad.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:43 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:29 am

oh man, i’m praying!

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:05 pm

It’s already working on five and I!

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 1:19 pm

i think and pray for you often, mt…

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:45 pm

Thank you! I appreciate it. I need all the help I can get.

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 1:43 pm

to kill everyone or to finally get a good bj?

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:37 am

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Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:58 am

Ryan Wright stat line 2022

5 punts…………………48.6 avg……………longest 59 yards

College avg 44.5

Jordan Berry career avg 44.8.

Pinching pennies….hopefully they put the savings to good use.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 9:23 am

Under-the-table cash to lure Tretter out of retirement……..

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 9:34 am

My fear is that the viking decision makers act the same way we do. One good performance and they are sold!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 9:51 am

I’m not going to worry until they give reason to worry. Giving the Kwasi-Train benefit of the doubt for now.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 10:14 am

I gave every GM the benefit of the doubt, same with coach Steckel Burns, Green, Tice, Chilly, Frazier, and Zimmer.

If this GM/Coach makes a mess of the Vikings I’m demanding heads on a pike!

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 1:41 pm

sharpen your Pike

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 1:50 pm

I’m gonna get a new gig as LFA the Impaler

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 3:06 pm

The pressers after each loss should be hilarious

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:41 pm

Like that pathetic draft he did. He basically gave away a 3rd round pick.

Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:41 am

Hunh……..54 years old, and today I learn that herbs are made from the leaves, and spices are from any other part of the plant (seeds, roots, stems, etc).

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:44 am

Kodiak
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 1:39 pm

Is that out of the Wikken handbook of witchcraft?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 1:41 pm

I always wanted to know where pixie dust comes from

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:37 pm

another reason Cook isn’t worth 14 mill next season. 4 mill or walk

freezeyface
26 August 2022 8:34 am

good morning everyone.

good morning five. how are you doing today?

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 8:38 am

Good morning lad. I’m very good. Enjoying my new self and full conversion. God Bless you.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:41 am

will you be coming into town anytime soon?
i’d love to invite you to church. perhaps we can get you in on our baptism service?

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 8:47 am

I am already a child of God. look

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freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:49 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 8:51 am

he cured those people, God Bless him

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:54 am

not fake at all, right?

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 8:39 am

Fat-face

Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:04 am

No worries, folks. There is NO plan to forgive college loan debt.

There IS, however, a plan to transfer that debt to those who didn’t accrue it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:22 am

Like lifer said, a rising tide lifts all ships. And to me, who knows more about these things than lifer? Plus, I admire his leadership and of the 150 on here he’s the only 1 who believes this and very often minority opinions are right. That said, I like being with the group and fitting in.

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:28 am

I’d love to see the silver lining in all this, but it’s just not there.

There is no way cancelling young Ashley’s student loan and making me pay a portion of it puts any food on my table.

My ship remains firmly entrenched on the bottom.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 1:35 pm

Was it all student debt or only the student debt backed by the feds? A huge transfer payment to the financial institutions.
The other thing that Kathy mentioned. Only congress can initiate spending. What bill was this in congress, passed by the senate and then signed by the shit smearing retard.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:31 am

I disagree, free is better. Why do they have to pay when republican billionaire slike gates, steyer, soros, etc pay zero. take their money and it’s free

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:33 am

I agree especially when we give free tax breaks to billionaires! Everyone is happy now.

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:31 am

And young Ashley remains a self-centered, entitled little twit.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:32 am

I disagree and like edgecrusher said, you’re only mad cause the dems did this. Only republicans got PPP money and nobody cared about that?

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:34 am

What’s PPP money?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 8:36 am

I’m not sure but only Republicans got it as edgecrusher says. those bastards

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:28 am

lol, no I didn’t. PPP stands for Paycheck Protection Program. The point I was making was Republicans are trying to have the stance of, “Hey we are fiscal conservatives and if we forgive PPP loans then the tax payers have to inherit that burden so we are against this student loan forgiveness!” But they don’t take issue with so many other people/entities getting PPP forgiveness. Just another example of politicians not actually standing for what they say they stand for.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 9:31 am

I see, those are the same

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:52 am

They literally are.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 12:41 pm

Iagree 100%, shutting down your business by mandate and arresting anybody who defies it and taking out student loans are the same. Anyway, I love it, helps those young souls if they make under 125K. Over 125K, those are likely greedy whites so they can pay.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 1:07 pm

You sir love to twist words and arguments. Did I say the situations are the same or did I say a PPP loan is a PPP loan? Keep twisting things but the fact remains. The Republicans if they actually cared about the principal of the stance of not liking PPP loans being forgiven which turns them into a tax burden then why haven’t they piped up about the billions of other forgiven PPP loans? Because Republicans aren’t actually a party that cares about fiscal responsibility. They just like to say they are to trick people dumb enough to believe them. Just like the Dems lie that they care about the welfare and well being of the poor and environment etc… Just a lie to get votes. This isn’t hard to figure out.

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 1:32 pm

I was under the idea that the republicans were against the whole ppp and shutting down the economy from the beginning. To claim otherwise isn’t accurate.

Kodiak
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 1:29 pm

Actually no one is paying the debt, just accruing interest for our grandkids. Majority of the budget is interest on previous grifting

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:32 am

actually it’s boats.

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 11:24 am

lol this new five

Adrenaline
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 11:25 am

It’s a miracle!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 11:40 am

It has been fun to read, LOL!

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
26 August 2022 12:41 pm

Good afternoon Stuart, God Bless You

MT Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 9:38 am

Pay your fair share!

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 12:42 pm

agree, help those less fortunate

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 2:28 pm

Less fortunate? Little fuckers carry $1000 phones, drive $60000 cars, won’t show up to a fucking job for more than a few weeks if they even bother to apply for one, and have the audacity to tell me I can’t call them a he or she. Today I get the pleasure of reading how a school is allowing a girl to dress and act “feline” and not have to speak in class because the twit identifies as a cat…………as long as she isn’t a distraction to the other students.

I served my country, footed my own bill to college, repaid all my loans.

Fuck them.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 2:31 pm

He’s winding you up north, he has absolute contempt.

Kodiak
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 3:04 pm

Agree w/you 100%. Cat girl needs to go to a mental institution for a minimum of a year. Hard labor clears the mind. I wonder if she shits in a sand box?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 3:20 pm

School district near me is putting litter boxes in classrooms for the “furries”.

Not even kidding. Effing insane.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 3:29 pm

Yep, our generation sucked as parents. Glad I live where I do and the kids are out of the house and mentally healthy

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 2:50 pm

Sorry, 5, that came out a bit harsh. They touched a noyve.

FloridaSKOL
26 August 2022 7:49 am

Good morning Skoloholics!

TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 7:36 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 7:38 am

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 7:39 am

Man, does Jordan Love suck. He is Mond-level bad.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 7:45 am

But but but his coach said him sucking is a good thing

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 9:03 am

He’ll be crowned MVP candidate by the media the moment A-Rude steps down.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:05 am

Yeah, Sinytard claimed they would get a 2nd round pick for him. He’s been cut from multiple teams since.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:27 am

It is still there.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 10:28 am
TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 10:58 am

The blog never stopped, but for a while comments were disabled. He claims he was never aware and it was from upgrading the website. People are allowed to comment again now, so I will be posting links to it here for trolling.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 11:04 am

He’s been silent as a mouse on both Twitter and his blog since Love crapped the bed last night. Shocker.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 8:39 am

Yeah, there should have been several more Ints byt he Chefs

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 8:46 am

I was busy with volleyball, but towards the end I saw a series where he was tossing lasers……OK, just 2 throws……but they were really good ones……..against future HOF fry cooks.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 8:49 am

He’s the most accurate and bestest qb we have had. Since around 2015 he the only qb with 133 td’s, 23 INTs, 6’3, under 190lbs, who eats licorice and drives a mini van.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 9:37 am

He’s executing his maga anti social behavior when he’s held accountable for his adult adolescent behaviors.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 10:04 am

Play in traffic, Wifer…..

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 11:26 am

Go beat up your daughters boyfriend white knight.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 9:00 am

Greatest era of wrestling. The competition between WCW and WWF was just so good.

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:15 am

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 8:21 am

Guessing she did not file a complaint right away.
Messed up world.

MT Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
26 August 2022 9:36 am

She did file a complaint the next day, IIRC.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 9:41 am

I read the police are making a decison based on the last 10 months of investigation. My gut feel is that if it takes 10 months to investigate, it is not cut & dried.

MT Viking
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 9:48 am

If you understand the nature of these cases (this isn’t putting a knife to a woman’s throat and assaulting her in the alley), then you know why it takes considerable time to put together a case. The adversarial legal system allows her character to be attacked but poor Matt won’t have to explain why he f@@@ked three women the previous night.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:32 pm

Intentionally by attorneys to fleece everyone in the case.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 1:06 pm

Agree, put them in jail. They are terrible people per this rumor. Hopefully the money helps her get better. Weird how my buddy had this odd ball case where his ex GF said he beat her, put a gun to his head and none of it was true. Also weird how 1 of her 2 exes stopped a rest stop during a family trip to testify against her.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 1:22 pm

Yeah, not funny.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 2:31 pm

But true, which is sad. Also, perjurers are not prosecuted in these cases.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
26 August 2022 2:29 pm

Matt would be poor after buying 3 hookers the night before. Good call.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 2:28 pm

Probably because they video recorded it and she was consenting at the time based on the movie they made. Then again, that might not be true. Something wrong w/this case

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:23 am

I would jail him and then have a trial to convict. I’m pretty sure he’s guilty. Men are bad and why would a woman lie?? no way

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:40 am

What was she wearing?

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 8:41 am

I’m guessing a parka and full snow suit

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:55 am

freezeyface
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 9:00 am

stupid sexy flanders

TheHurricane4
Reply to  freezeyface
26 August 2022 10:06 am

Good call, Flab-face!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 9:52 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:51 am

Or we could just tie naked women to posts like horses and men could service them as they wish?

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 2:25 pm

There are some women who like that. I actually know one. As I always say, to each their own.
Again something stinks in this case. No criminal charges, just a civil suit. Watson case was a bad precedent.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:06 am

God Bless you MickKitty, I hate to point our Dillon had more rushing yards and td’s than Jones last year.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:22 am

Jones sucks. In the 3 playoff games the Packers have lost w/him–he’s had 56, 27, and 41 yards rushing. He isn’t tough enough vs good defenses. LMAO at the kind of $ they paid that guy.

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 8:25 am

I agree with you young lad. I think that rascal mickkitty was taking a shot at me for drafting him in FF. But I do think mickkitty is right and they don’t run the big back at 250lb with all their OL back this year and losing adams. jones added like 5lbs of pure muscle I read.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:41 am

Dillon himself isn’t w/o his flaws. He isn’t used to the hits a bell cow back takes, which is why he got knocked out of the playoff game vs SF last year.

Fivefingers
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 8:50 am

I’m not as smart as young mickkitty but I figured at 260lbs vs 165lbs for Jones he might get more goal line carries.

TheHurricane4
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 8:56 am

JC, those are like the weights of Kodiak’s ex-wives now

Kodiak
Reply to  TheHurricane4
26 August 2022 2:23 pm

Her ass is an axhandle and then some these days.

Mick
Mick
26 August 2022 7:30 am
Lifer
Admin
26 August 2022 5:25 am
Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 6:20 am

Both sides are such trash in this. Other forgiven PPP Loans Republicans have no issues with: Catholic Church $3.5 billion, Joel Osteen $4.4 Million, Boebert $230,000, Tom Brady $960,000. The only reason they care and appose this is because the Dems did it.

On the flip side Dems promised total loan forgiveness, so this is a far cry from that promise. They waited until it was campaign time to do this because they are simply buying votes and don’t actually care.

I say it again, both sides are trash. two wings, same bird.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 6:38 am

This is correct.

they laugh and run their hands together while we all are robbed blind and divided.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 6:51 am

Yes!! Both sides dirty fucking grifters…I want to take our country back but how is the question. Can’t vote our way out of this. Revolution is too destructive. Maybe…fresh baked cookies!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 7:10 am

In a perfect world… state by state we flex the muscles of the states and reduce the federal government by 90+%

keep our money local and enact the changes we want locally and the feds can fuck off.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:06 am

Every time ya turn around there is some piss-ant federal judge who thinks they have the power to make rulings on what the people in the state want.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:13 am

I disagree, like Edgecrusher said, forgiving all student debt is super and only fair. I want to get give as much away free as possible as to me that is fair and plus we can take all the money away from these rich horrible bastard republicans like Gates, Steyer, Bezos, Dorsey, All of Hollywood, Zuckerberg. bastard rubs, hate them all.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:07 am

I wasn’t intending to say forgiving all student debt was the way to go. TBH I am a little butt hurt that it won’t benefit me as I graduated from a private school about $80,000 in debt so I moved and taught/coached on an Indian reservation for 10 years because it paid better, less things to spend money on etc… and got my loans paid off 2 years ago. BUT it needed to happen. The government making education a big money maker for themselves has gotten out of control.

What I was trying to say is that is what they promised during the Biden’s campaign so this isn’t really making good on a campaign promise.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 9:15 am

Right, by adding to the deficit and making other taxpayers pay for it that is good imo. This lowers the cost at schools and doesn;t send a bad signal imo that they can charge whatever now. This is awesome. Hope these youngsters who don’t make 125K (rich bastard capitalists!, hate them) can really get ahead on their Jaguar/Porsche loans.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:33 am

College’s have had that ramping up scheme for years and it got out of control, agreed. They get to charge whatever they want because kids will just get loans.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 9:43 am

this new debt xfer will stop them now, good

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 6:52 am

Yup, couldn’t agree more. They come home to their constituents, give fiery speeches, and then go back to Washington and stab normal Americans in the back. Grifting every time.

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
27 August 2022 6:21 am

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 7:13 am

EdgeCrusher, you are absolutely right. Although I am a moderate republican when I vote, both parties are only in it for themselves. There should be term limits and campaign finance reform to get rid of the “lifers” who are just enjoying the free ride

Mick
Mick
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 7:28 am

Yeah I just stated a job making 175k/year and I’m a multimillionaire after 2 years!

im a great investor!

Fivefingers
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
26 August 2022 8:17 am

Like MickKitty says they are the exact same. Only thing I can’t figure out is that under that orange tax cheat bastard traitor russian puppet we had a closed border, no wars, $2 gas, best economy in 50 years, middle class tax cuts. AOC is better than orange man and he was so rude and mean, never again. and look how he almost launched nukes from his stolen estate in FLA. He is mean and if you know NY developers almost all are super nice and awesome.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 8:10 am

Thanks for this great post. I actually did not know that no dems got any PPP money until now. Free is so awesome, all we have to do is print money. Modern Monetary Theory is awesome.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
26 August 2022 9:35 am

Plenty of Dems and Republicans have gotten PPP forgiveness. But Republicans weren’t speaking out or against them until the Dems enacted something is my point. Now all of the sudden they care… they don’t. Just like the college loan issue has been a problem for a long time and they finally do something right before campaigns start ramping up… they don’t care either.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 9:43 am

got ya, covid and student debt the same. I wasn’t sure

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 2:33 pm

Lol, made up propaganda. This just assumes their was a tax cut for the rich, because the people who want to destroy the western world have been lying about if so long people now assume it’s true

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 5:36 am

Could be something…. Could be nothing… but it’s something to chew on.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 5:56 am

Depth and the possibility he grinds, learns and is a legitimate TE in a year or so. Or fades in to oblivion.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 6:36 am

He’s a big enough dude to block some edge rushers and whatnot, and catching might be some extra pie after dinner.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Adrenaline
26 August 2022 6:38 am

YeH and when Irv does nothing again…. We have a guy who can maybe block.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 6:53 am

Irk is ded to me.

Eric Scott
Reply to  Lifer
26 August 2022 7:51 am

10 yard split…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:18 am

could really see him as a steal. I read that his comparable was Kellen Winslow Sr. Even if he doesn’t hit that I think he has at least Steve Jordan or Joe Senser level skill.

Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:21 am

Yep

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 6:24 am

Shit’s scary man. I’m not 40 but mid 30s. After the divorce I was worried I’d have to be dealing with other people’s crotch trophies haha. Lucked out.

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 6:55 am

You only think you have. Give it time.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 7:28 am

lol, the complete lack of crazy in this girl is so nice!

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 7:33 am

Oh, it’s there. You just haven’t seen it yet.
Watch the hot/crazy matrix again for a refresher course

Northwoods
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 8:09 am

So she doesn’t fit on the CRAZY/HOT matrix scale?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 12:54 pm

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
26 August 2022 1:09 pm

BTW, if you ever wanna get in a huge fight, tell your wife she is not hot enough to act as crazy as she is.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Surly Viking
26 August 2022 1:53 pm

Lol, now that would cause even more marital blissiness, or something.

Kodiak
Reply to  Surly Viking
26 August 2022 2:39 pm

Are any of them?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
26 August 2022 8:20 am

wow! I never would have guessed you were 30’s based on our similar love of the democrat party

Northwoods
Reply to  Kodiak
26 August 2022 8:08 am

Kodiak
Reply to  Northwoods
26 August 2022 3:38 pm

After 50 you can get use to the smell. After 60 broken, smelly and psychotic is considered a keeper.

Kodiak
26 August 2022 3:20 am

Please…………..

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Mick
Mick
26 August 2022 3:01 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
26 August 2022 7:33 am

Makes more than the sun rise.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:02 am

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:11 am

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
26 August 2022 8:20 am

disgusting act, cover up

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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