Minnesota Vikings News & Links: 28 Jul 2022

Randy Moss

Merry Thirsty Thorsday, everyone!

Alright, we’re breezing along through the work week, AND we have actual football things to talk about! That’s right, training camp is upon us, and with it, a WHOLE bunch of overreaction to meaningless plays made during day one of training camp. So far, we know that Cousins is washed up and should retire, while Booth Jr. is a first-ballot hall-of-famer and should be enshrined immediately. Am I doing this right? After all, I heard that Booth intercepted Cousins yesterday.

Anyway, y’all have at it in the comments, and remember, be cool to one another.

Recent News:

Vikings.com has 10 takeaways from the Vikings’ first media session of the 2022 training camp, and there is a ton of videos to look through in the media vault.

From SI.com, Justin Jefferson is motivated by the Super Bowl and by the desire of becoming the NFL’s top receiver.

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kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
29 July 2022 12:00 am

Cardinals removed the film study clause from Kyler’s contract, lol.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 10:44 pm

Kirk gonna come out pissed off and guns blazing!

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29 July 2022 8:16 am

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 10:27 pm

Lol media taking JJ comments out of context… JJ had to clarify

https://twitter.com/jjettas2/status/1552830142329782273?s=21&t=5tSYh8uepZFl9T7ByML06g

No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 8:25 pm

Buc’s have signed TE Bug Howard… what Rudy isn’t impressing?

j/k

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 8:28 pm

Even an insect is faster

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 8:30 pm

Clever. You should look up Bug’s career…. it will make you laugh.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 8:31 pm

1 year starter at Wasted St U

Lifer
Admin
28 July 2022 8:21 pm

Holy shit Twyman’s arms make Hunter’s arms look like alcoholic five’s.

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
28 July 2022 8:29 pm

That’s my arm vs you cooter, your arms look like a tree branch

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
29 July 2022 5:31 am

Ooooh…nice comeback pee wee herman. L

norseman1
norseman1
28 July 2022 8:21 pm

Seen more than a few with Purple +10 wins. Not sure where that comes from.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 8:28 pm

Probably because 14 of our games last year were one score games and we could have easily been 12-5 or even better if the defense wouldn’t have let every single team we played score in the last two minutes of the half and the end of the game.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 9:00 pm

Just as easily could have been 6-11 based on one score games, you are what your record says you are and the Vikings were a below average team

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 8:50 pm

From being drunk on purple koolaid

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 7:20 pm

#Vikings WR K.J. Osborn on feisty rookie CB Andrew Booth Jr.: “He plays with lot of confidence and swag… I can’t wait to see him going forward.”

— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) July 28, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 7:22 pm

Translation, he sux and is breeland but worse

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 7:19 pm

He could never be a leader. Everyone hates him.

#Vikings WR Justin Jefferson got a kick out of hearing that Kirk Cousins spent time before camp throwing to high school kids in hometown of Holland, Mich. “That would be very cool, them just catching with an NFL quarterback. Just him being the guy that he is, that would be sick.”

— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) July 28, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 7:21 pm

Likely made him eat white dog crap

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 7:18 pm

#Vikings Justin Jefferson said Kirk Cousins has looked good to start camp with increased knowledge of playbook “Yeah, him just being confident calling the plays and us just being confident with him. We’re all learning together…I’m happy to be back with him and connecting again”

— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) July 28, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 7:20 pm

Translation, I wish I had a real qb like Allen vs this loser

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 7:15 pm

Wikipedia has changed the definition of recession.

Wayback’s last capture was July 11, 2022.

Based on Wiki’s changelog, the line: “There is no global consensus on the definition of a recession” was added on July 27.

The page is now locked. pic.twitter.com/6tx1vPHEPM

— unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) July 28, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 7:18 pm

Lol, we are doomed

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 7:19 pm

So, i can change definition of price of gas, interest rates, a ribeye and any other consumer product? Asking for a friend.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 7:24 pm

Yes.

they did this shit for Obama but now they can’t hide it as well.

No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:39 pm

Just read this in an article… Cousins has been quite productive, tallying the fifth-most touchdown passes in the NFL (124) since his arrival in Minnesota.

Yeah he’s a middling QB according to many commenters here AND media pundits. Only the 5th most productive QB in the league the last four years behind a terrible O-line and in an offense built around Dalvin Cook.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:46 pm

Lots of pundits here NVF, i say play the game.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 7:04 pm

He has for 9 years. Sucked all of them

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 7:12 pm

Most successful QB’s have a good line, odd correlation. Mahomies, Murray have weakness, any running qb fails too.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 7:17 pm

Beaker had two all pros in DC and a good overall ol. Has all 1st2nd rd picks this year and he’ll suck.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 7:22 pm

Lie. He had one decent line in 2016 and he threw for over 4,900 yards. In 2017 injuries so ravaged the Redskins O-line that they went through 26 different O-line combinations by week 13 and Cousins was playing behind guys on Sunday who were signed the previous Wednesday. In 2015 Trent Williams was the only Pro bowler on the line and was injured half the season.

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
29 July 2022 12:46 pm

Your facts are too devastating to his argument, therefore he shall ignore them.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 7:16 pm

There are so many data points to counter that commentary… I would need a couple pages. That said the Redskins are 24-41 and have gone through 11 different starting QB’s since Cousins left. They totaled 71 passing TD’s in that time while Cousins totaled 124. As stated those 124 TD passes are 5th best in the NFL since he joined the Vikings. So really Five, you might want to quit while you’re behind.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:02 pm

So many can’t be wrong

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 7:04 pm

Really? Look at the Democrats.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:06 pm

LOL. Good one.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:18 pm

They are idiots but this is ball

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 7:37 pm

Regardless many masses of people can be wrong if misled by the media. Note that Cousins production over his career is never referenced by the pundits. They base their opinion on a subjective view versus raw data. Certainly mobile QB’s and QB’s on highly successful teams get all the attention. All while Cousins out-produces many of them.

No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:10 pm

Seahawks signed Metcalf to a three year extension. Guess he’s not going to the Packers.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:21 pm

Glad to hear that. That would have spelled doom for the Central Division and beyond.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:04 pm

Gonna trade him before that’s done

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 8:05 pm

Nah man, you were wrong. Just suck it up and be a man and admit it. Thats what men do, admit to their mistakes/wrongs. Then we can all move on.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 8:14 pm

False, 3 years is your clue

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 8:49 pm

Ah, you meant before the contract is done. I misunderstood. Thats for sure a possibility.

No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 5:49 pm

Vikings GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah Clarifies Viral Comments on Kirk Cousins, Rams

Vikings first-time general manager Kwesi Adofo-Mensah is learning one of the difficult things about being in a leadership position in the NFL: everything you say has the potential to take off on the internet and become a story.

“I’m kinda new to the media thing,” he said. “I think, at times, I’m a very passionate person. I love talking about this stuff: team-building, decision-making, and I think in those moments, I can get theoretical and high-level. But as the general manager of the Minnesota Vikings, everybody’s gonna fill in the gaps of what I’m saying relating to the team. And that’s unfair for me to maybe put that on the organization, and I never want to do that. I think, at times, your words can be airlifted out of the context of the conversation and placed on the page. As somebody who’s new to this, I have to get better at understanding how that mindflow can imply things, and obviously I want to be great for this organization, and I’ll keep getting better.”

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:22 pm

Incompetent, inexperienced dufus.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 6:28 pm

Seriously… perfect example of a guy hired into a position he has no business being in.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:32 pm

NFL has a great product that so far hasn’t even been destroyed by incompetent boobs like Goodell or the owners.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:07 pm

See: bidet

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 7:18 pm

Indeed

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:06 pm

What a wimp. I would have stuck with he sucks and if no owl he’s cut assp

No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 5:29 pm

Although he claims to be “not fond of money” Justin Jefferson-branded merchandise is now available at Lids stores nationwide.

The sports apparel retailer announced last week the creation of Jefferson-themed apparel, specifically hats featuring a homage to the player’s signature touchdown celebration, “The Griddy.”

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 5:31 pm

Hope his ego doesn’t get in the way.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 5:35 pm

It sounds like it is starting to.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 5:55 pm

I worry about him. He’s been built up in the media to be a great receiver and he’s now boasting he’ll be the best WR in the league. Woah there Trigger. Don’t put the cart before the horse. Jerry Rice didn’t get to the Hall of Fame after two seasons and neither will you. You put up a decade of league leading stats and achievements, then you can talk. Right now you’re a very good receiver. Great is far from determined.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:24 pm

He’s like every receiver, one bad injury or decision or QB or triple-team away from going south.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 6:31 pm

Yep… look at OBJ

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 7:38 pm

He’s also like every receiver in that they all have massive egos.

Wrenage
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 7:31 pm

He’ll probably have a good season because he has $35 million a year in his sights. I don’t feel comfortable about that for the reasons you mention.

norseman1
norseman1
28 July 2022 5:25 pm

SkoleHoles 542
DN 31

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 5:15 pm

Maybe that’s why our defense was so HORRIBLE.

Former #Vikings co-defensive coordinator Adam Zimmer is now an offensive analyst for the #Bengals

Yes, offensive…

— Adam Patrick (@Str8_Cash_Homey) July 28, 2022

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 5:17 pm

Run, run, pass?

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 5:34 pm

It never ceases to amaze me when owners and GM’s and coaches and business people hire known losers, at any level.

manly-purple
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 5:22 pm

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 5:14 pm

#Vikings 2nd year defensive tackle Jaylen Twyman absolutely explodes past rookie guard Ed Ingram several times in a row during a 1v1 drill.

Ingram previously held his own vs Dalvin Tomlinson.

— Connor Leatch (@Tribune_Leatch) July 28, 2022

Lifer
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Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 6:40 pm

Maybe Twyman does make the 53. It would have been a hard not for me but we’ll have to keep an eye on him up to cut down day.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
28 July 2022 6:44 pm

Cut Mannion to keep any guy who works his butt off for the good of the team.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
28 July 2022 7:53 pm

I’m not sure where he would fit into a 3-4 but he has some talent

norseman1
norseman1
28 July 2022 4:33 pm

Top 5 KC haters.

  1. 5-0
  2. ?
  3. ?
  4. ?
  5. ?
Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 4:41 pm

I don’t hatez him, as I consider him a decent if odd human being. Odd is ok in my book.

I just dislike his footballing, since he’s a crumpler when it counts.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 5:13 pm

I judge him game to game, with replay shows he effed up i will say so. 10 other variables out there to look at. Play the game.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 4:45 pm

prolly kodiak, ben, key, DEViking. I dont hate him personally, just stuck with him and we can ‘t win paying him this much. He’s not good enough

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 8:07 pm

This ^

benjammin
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Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 4:55 pm

Vikingsfaninchennai was probably 1A to fives 1b, wonder whatever happened to him. Wonder what the rankings for Kirk bootlickers would be?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 5:09 pm

That dunce once said he would believe in Cousins when he could throw a curve with a football like Rodgers… I mean seriously that may be the single dumbest comment I’ve ever read.

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
28 July 2022 5:02 pm

I’m not a hater.
He is just mediocre.
I usually talk Cousins when random stats are posted trying to claim he is like Brady, Rodgers, Mahomes, etc…
Or when someone claims that “this is the year”, or blames someone else for a pick….

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 4:21 pm

Maybe I’m just getting old, but I don’t know what a PBU is…

Peanut Butter Upper?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 5:07 pm

Pass break up

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 5:14 pm

Thanks, I usually consider breakup one word.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 5:24 pm

Me too

benjammin
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Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 4:26 pm

Lol probably more like bawling

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 5:07 pm

So everyone is great at practice?
Wow. I’m shocked.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 6:41 pm

Bisi and Chesina look HOF!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 7:41 pm

Balling had a different connotation when I was younger.

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 4:04 pm

For all the Booth talk, Cameron Dantzler is having a strong day too. He’s been in good position against Adam Thielen all day and just jumped a short route for an emphatic PBU

— Will Ragatz (@WillRagatz) July 28, 2022

benjammin
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Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 4:27 pm

Emphatic like a sweet dunk on the old NBA jam game? Man that game was fun and back when basketball wasn’t trash.

manly-purple
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 5:24 pm

Oh man, now I want to play that game right now. Great memories. That and NHL 95.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  manly-purple
28 July 2022 6:28 pm

Oh hell yeah too NHL 95 as well!

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 3:45 pm

Jesse Davis continuing to work with first team at Vikings right guard. Cam Bynum still first team safety, Cam Dantzler still first team CB.

— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) July 28, 2022

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:48 pm

What ever happened to Twyman?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:49 pm

Dunno.. he’s there I would imagine

benjammin
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Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 4:01 pm

He’s there, has a shot to plug a hole as a depth dline piece.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:59 pm

KOC obviously hates rookies and Booth is in his doghouse already. I mean he had an interception yesterday, he should be starting.

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 3:43 pm

Kirk Cousins told an interesting story from OTAs today about Kevin O’Connell instructing him to hit the first read on a specific play where Cousins said he would otherwise have always progressed to a different look. “It’s important to understand what he wants.”

Full quote: pic.twitter.com/u8McqoLcFQ

— Will Ragatz (@WillRagatz) July 28, 2022

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:43 pm

We just discussed this below. Late to the show.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:47 pm

“Welcome to the party pal”

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 3:42 pm

Danielle Hunter just had a “TFL” and a “sack” on back to back plays against the second-team OL. He’s pretty good.

— Will Ragatz (@WillRagatz) July 28, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:43 pm

lmao, I could get 4 sacks vs them

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:45 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:46 pm

They’re in helmets, jersey’s and shorts… it’s practice… please stop Ragatz… you’re a moron.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:47 pm

I get the feeling Ragatz is a major blind homer. Is there anyone to follow that is present at most training camps and just gives out unbiased reports and observations?

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 4:06 pm

Can’t have that, just like we can’t have an unbiased MSM reporter.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 5:11 pm

I think he’s a Cousins downer though…

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 3:46 pm

“Vikings 2nd Team O-line”

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Adrenaline
28 July 2022 3:20 pm

Julio Jones went to Tampa Slay for 6 million, but turned down other teams because he wanted his first ring.

Would he have been able to help a Viking’s team?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 3:21 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 3:22 pm

The best part is GB was said to be in on him and he turned them down lol. Nah, I bet Julio plays 5 full games tops this year. Not a big help.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 3:24 pm

I am going to predict that he pack get metcalf

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:27 pm

That would be a dark timeline. Hopefully Seattle considers him part of the future rebuild and pays him.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 3:29 pm

that’s the thing, makes no sense for them. Far off from competing. No qb in sight

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:35 pm

I mean, with as dog shit as they could be this season. They are right in line to draft high in the “prime QB draft”. Disagree, they might just get their new QB faster than we think.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 3:36 pm

right but they need a lot and it will take a while. if they get a haul the can rebuild a lot faster

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:48 pm

True. Could go either way. Regardless, anyone but GB is my motto. And with it looking like Sharron wont be there very long maybe FA’s etc REALLY dont want to be there more so than they usually do. We can only hope.

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 4:08 pm

I think Carroll could be on his last legs there. Been too long since they’ve been able to compete in their division, let alone in the bigs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:12 pm

Yeah, I don’t see Carroll being around for that much longer. He’s the oldest coach in the league. One way or another he’ll be gone in a year or two.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:45 pm

If the Pack wouldn’t pay Davonte, what makes you think they would pay Metcalf? Metcalf and Deebo are both gonna hold out for a new contract.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 3:51 pm

adams got 40m, doubt metcalf will get near that

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 4:07 pm

I thought Adams said it wasn’t about the pay, he just wanted to get in the sauna and play footsies with his old college buddy Carr.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:09 pm

That could be, I don’t remember. All I really cared about the story was that Rodgers doesn’t have any WRs to throw to anymore.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 4:18 pm

I think someone will pop lose for Roogers. For a while there between Jordy and Adams he was spreading it around to something like 9 receivers, incl TE’s and RB’s.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:15 pm

benjammin
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Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:57 pm

It wasn’t about pay, GB offered the same money, he wanted to be in Vegas vs GB, who can blame him.

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 3:27 pm

Not likely.
I think he is a bit banged up.

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benjammin
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Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:11 pm

Help be better probably, help win a super bowl zero chance

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 4:19 pm

Oh well, he probably couldn’t sing kumbaya very well anyway, lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:28 pm

Lol, that’s probably criteria #1 for players and staff interviews

freezeyface
28 July 2022 3:03 pm

anyone have any tried and true gizmo’s or gadgets to help ensure both vehicles get parked in my garage in the right spot?

having some issues with someone who will remain nameless (mrs freeze) parking too far over to not allow me to get my vehicle in the garage or i’m able to get in the garage but can’t get my door open….

i have seen those laser guides, or tennis balls on a string, those work?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 3:07 pm

Park a boat there and make her park outside. Maybe paint a line, put up cones or you could just build her her own garage.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 3:13 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 4:37 pm

I would go with this

just build her her own garage.

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 3:08 pm

The tennis ball or other floaty thingy works really well for Canoe Girl.

She heads right to it in front of her face, and knows when she’s too far over to allow my massive gas-guzzling environmentally unfriendly anti-Greta SUV in the grrrage.

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 3:09 pm

put lines like at a grocery store lot. they get in there 7/10x

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 3:13 pm

Ditto on the tennis ball hanging from the rafters……unless you have a Golden Retriever.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 3:17 pm

Canoe Girl has a leftover Christmas snowflake.

She wishes she had another lab but is gone too much now.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 4:07 pm

Rope and tennis ball

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 2:38 pm

Maybe.
Can he do it in a game when the sh*t hits the fan?

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 3:03 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 2:51 pm

I like what KOC is trying to get Kirk to do but I fear at this point its like trying to program an ATM to be a vending machine. It knows how to do certain things and dispense something out but its only capable of dispensing cash rather than a variety of snacks at the push of a button. Will see how Kirk absorbs it come real games.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 2:59 pm

I personally think Kirk is malleable enough to execute any offensive scheme. Remember when he said he had to rewire his brain to run DeFlippo’s offense?

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:02 pm

@shocker you think that@

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:06 pm

What, that Kirk had electric shock therapy? Doesn’t surprise me…

Lifer
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Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 6:46 pm

If you’ve seen 20 secs of his fathers preaching you’d know 100% why he is the way he is.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:10 pm

More like know it. Kirk has had a different OC every year of his career since becoming a starter in 2015. Every year a new guy with a new way of doing things. This is a norm for him. Another year, another new guy to adjust to.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:17 pm

he gets so many fired and they want to get away

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:20 pm

What is described in the article is not rewiring or learning a new scheme. Its forcing him to go against what he knows and his gut instinct. Read, react, throw. I disagree completely. Going through reads and or not going through reads and trusting and letting it fly with out thinking is basic football for a QB and it is not Kirks MO, never has been, and likely never will be. If Kirk comes out and starts throwing 50/50 balls to all parts of the field on first read with out hesitation I will be astounded. You are asking a lot from a guy who has been an on script robot for 10 years in the league.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 3:22 pm

Yep.
Exactly correct.

He is a robot. It works for him. But it also limits him.

bowbunch
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Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 3:48 pm

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Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 3:23 pm

Well put…

KFEY93
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 3:53 pm

Thank you

benjammin
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Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 4:40 pm

Kirk is robotic and generally risk averse, I would be fine with him taking more chances.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 8:08 pm

Same. Like Stafford last year, dude lead the league in INT/ came close. But that offense put up numbers and was efficient.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 2:56 pm

So reads and progressions are somewhat a dictated thing. For instance, you’re seeing press man with a safety over the top and the OC’s direction is “pass that up immediately (say no to it) and move on to your next progression.” This is how coaching works, and over time a QB understands the “norm” (baseline of what OC’s in general want). Keep in mind the QB’s first job is to protect the football. KOC is seeing how Cousins runs an offense and instructing him on what he wants which obviously in this case is different than what Cousins has done for many years. One thing about taking more chances with the ball though. The only one who suffers when taking that chance results in a turnover is Cousins. Not the receiver, not the OC, not the GM or HC, just Cousins. So when he throws a 50/50 ball up and the other team comes down with it, remember the instructions he’s getting. He’s not going to say no on a progression and move on. He’s going to make a risky throw that could end up being intercepted.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:02 pm

PK and Jim Miller talked about some of the progression stuff a few weeks ago, and particularly in relation to Cousins. Miller was responding to a Viking fan complaining about Cousins (imagine that) and how Cousins doesn’t go through a progression and misses open receivers. His main point is that based on the defensive formation, the QB is actually going through some of the progression before the ball is even snapped. Some of the missed open receivers could be that the way the last few OCs have designed and trained their systems the defensive alignment made Cousins move past the receiver before the ball was even snapped. Not saying that is what’s happened, but it is an interesting take from somebody who played in the league and not just internet all pros. Either way, I am not sold on him until he shows he has learned how to properly run a grill. He should probably hire ABG for some classes.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:07 pm

he is 2nd in the NFL in fumbles since someone let him off the bench for some reason

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:12 pm

Also amongst the most hit, knocked down, pressured and sacked behind terrible lines. Imagine that.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:15 pm

All the OC’s are trying to fix him… Does he LIKE getting hit?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 5:20 pm

OC’s trying to fix what? Cousins is one of the best QB’s in the league. It’s the O-line that’s broke.

Adrenaline
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 6:26 pm

You think Brady would put up with a lousy GM who can’t get him a decent O-line? No, he’d have a cow until the owner/managers get him what he needs.

Kirk just plods along, not making waves.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 6:27 pm

And with Brady’s center down, we’ll see how fast the GM jumps.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 8:09 pm

True… never in his career has Cousins ever spoken ill of another player on the team or a coach, or anything. He takes the responsibility for the offensive production on his own shoulders. Ever heard him say “well Dalvin ran for 45 yards on 23 carries and got stuffed at the line on 3rd and 1 six times today”. No, he says he needs to do more and be better. Never downs anyone and always accepts responsibility. When people question Cousins leadership, they need to pay attention.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:15 pm

lol

Northwoods
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:16 pm

“…..gonna make a risky throw that could end up being intercepted.”

Case Keenum just smiled.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 3:18 pm

13-3 and NFCCG, good ole days

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 3:22 pm

Loser Spielman signs average Cousins.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 3:47 pm

Should have kept big balls Keenum. Zim would have been happy and boom, SB.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 3:55 pm

Well Zimbo never liked Case, but he sure as hell hated the Cousins signing, as we have come to know.

Still, I think Zimbo wouldn´t have been happy with Case either; maybe only just because that move would have saved tons of $$$ he could have invested in his precious defense.

Adrenaline
Reply to  HUNViking
28 July 2022 4:12 pm

Just think if we would have improved our record over the previous year?

Sigh.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
28 July 2022 4:43 pm

Zim has never liked any QB not named teddy

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 5:01 pm

Teddy is now 160th on the list of career passing yarders.

Backup in Miami this year.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:19 pm

So this is the 2022 excuse if Kirk has double digit interceptions?
Got it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 3:43 pm

You can label it any way you wish. If an OC tells a QB to just throw it anyway, he’s never going to be the one criticized. The QB will take the blame. Not the coaches, receivers, etc. Just the QB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 3:46 pm

Kind of like Stafford last year. Stafford has always thrown risky throws, but maybe a lot of it last year was the system, you know the same one our new HC was the OC of.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 5:17 pm

True, but the Rams were a great team across the board and in all phases of the game. Stafford like Cousins has never been on a team like that. Brady and Mahomes have their entire careers.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 3:04 pm

@should work out well@

Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 1:57 pm

Happy THORSday Purple folks! anyone going to Training Camp this year??

KFEY93
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:01 pm

Nah. Not really interested in watching practices. Again I think thats something geared more so for the kids. If I’d want to meet a player, Id like to meet them in a bar and buy them a drink and have a real conversation.

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 2:16 pm

… i want to feel like a kid again… so i am going.

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Adrenaline
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:20 pm

Nice! I mean, to feel like a kid again. Man, I’m old.

Can anyone waltz into the training camp thingy?

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 2:22 pm

anyone with fifteen dollars

Adrenaline
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:40 pm

Thanks…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:25 pm

I try to do that whenever I have a chance

… i want to feel like a kid again…

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 2:28 pm

Its weird being the same age as “old people”.

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 2:32 pm

‘zackly

KFEY93
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:33 pm

Kids annoy me. I disliked kids when I was one.

DE Viking
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:39 pm

Nice !
That looks like fun.

HUNViking
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:04 pm

Happy Thorsday!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:40 pm

What’s happenin ABG, any new smoker recipes lately?

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 2:48 pm

Hey bowbunch!

Not new to me… but i am thinking about making these again on Sunday.

Smoked Pork Belly Bites | https://www.tailgatemaster.com/smoked-pork-belly/

mmmmmm FAT bacon

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:49 pm

Nice. I’ll have to try that one. I threw a couple tri tips on the smoker last weekend for the first time was pleasantly surprised with how good it turned out.

Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:12 pm

y

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KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:14 pm

Why do I feel like im the only guy on the planet who thinks Gisele is…meh…especially for a model?

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:16 pm

I do too, face like a mule. but rich and that’s nice, like Riunite on Ice

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:19 pm

Exactly. Thank you for confirming. I mean, would I take her along with the benefits she would provide? 1000%. But, if Im in a position to get a super model and had other choices, she would be down on the list. Thats all im saying. I am also aware this is like me going online and looking at Yachts and Private Jets and price comparing when I know I will never be able to own either in my life time.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:24 pm

lol, still ok to have an opinion

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:30 pm

Lots of women out there I don’t find appealing.

Bezo’s new squeeze, for one. Ugh.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:47 pm

well look at him?

DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 2:02 pm

She is like 20 years younger though.
That’s what billions get for a squeeze when you look like an alien.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:10 pm

I agree. She is actually scary ugly imo.
Maybe she should inject even more plastic into her face?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Surly Viking
28 July 2022 4:13 pm

Can’t do that, since it’s a fossil fuel and they’re leftists who hate fossil fuels.

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:42 pm

True.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 2:16 pm

You’re not alone, I mean she’s an attractive lady but I actually thought his first wife or baby mama whatever was more attractive, to each there own.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 2:17 pm

Yup, different strokes for different folks. I just never understood the Gisele hype.

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 2:27 pm

Agreed, never found Gisele overly attractive. Like you said, if one would have his choice of super models she would be pretty far behind on the list.

Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:01 pm

troo

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Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:12 pm

I used to watch ESPN and get the recap every day about 25 years ago.

Now they can shove the whole thing up their wazoo while their parent, Dizzy, keeps molesting children.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:14 pm

yup, I avoid them

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:40 pm

The only thing I watch on ESPS is live college football games and I have been doing less and less of that in recent years.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 2:48 pm

Read a few articles several years ago by former WNBA players who said the whole league is full of toxic woke bullies.

Fivefingers
28 July 2022 12:57 pm

‘WHOOPSIE’ GOLDBERG: View Host Apologizes for Linking Turning Point USA to Neo-Nazis

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 12:59 pm

Ah yes, the women who changed her acting name to a Jewish last name so it got more traction and approval in Hollywood. Shocker.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:02 pm

she is a cretin

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:13 pm

She’d have to grow a hundred IQ to get to cretin level.

KFEY93
28 July 2022 12:50 pm

Okay, how do I edit my profile picture on this website? Wherever that option is, its not intuitive.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 12:57 pm

its complicated. You have to go to a secondary website to do it.

NVF posted detailed instructions how to do it in one of the first open threads

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:58 pm

Sigh…okay. I’ll go digging. *grumbles*

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:04 pm

Go to the sign in page and…

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:13 pm

That’s what I remember

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:35 pm

So I did that, went to that dumb other website, uploaded a photo there and….nothing? Maybe takes time to sync over?

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:36 pm

I think it took mine about 15 minutes?

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:40 pm

Refreshing the page might help.

KFEY93
Reply to  HUNViking
28 July 2022 1:43 pm

I have done that twice as well as logged out and logged in. Will wait and see. Its not a big deal. I just dont want to be gray profile pictured forever.

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 2:00 pm

Unfortunately it´s a bit of a pain in the ass to get the picture working, can´t remember what I did to get it to show.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 2:17 pm

Send a ticket to Kfey, wait shit, that won’t help, I don’t remember how I did it, I just followed the instructions from a thread long ago.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 12:51 pm

Its your website dude lol, you tell us.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:02 pm

“Sir, this is a Wendys”

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 12:52 pm

Get embeed code then put in {}

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:54 pm

what’s embeed?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 12:56 pm

you spelled “couch” rong

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:02 pm

don’t piss your boss, er, wife off

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:04 pm

Speaking of, my BIL has an awesome Lazy Boy, it was like $2500 but he got it via friend for 800.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:08 pm

I love them and would fall asleep in them for sure. His has a cup holder

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 1:07 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 1:13 pm

Not the copy link code. Has to be embed code. Desktop or twitter through browser only

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 1:15 pm

Ok. How does one get embed code ?

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 1:54 pm

In his battle with Cameron Dantzler, #Vikings rookie CB Andrew Booth Jr. “absolutely” wants to start but he said the best man will win. As for Booth, Patrick Peterson likes his game, saying, “He’s going to be problem here pretty soon (for foes).”https://t.co/azNptbu7Rh

— Chris Tomasson (@christomasson) July 28, 2022

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
28 July 2022 2:18 pm

Would be nice if either of them could play slot CB.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 2:43 pm

I wonder which one of our illustrious newly minted outside linebackers is going to help out on the short passing game.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 4:47 pm

It would have to be smith I guess, Hunter has zero experience doing anything but playing with his hand in the ground

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 5:12 pm

I’m sure Kendricks will be the zoomer, but I think there are many situations the opposing teams will line up extra short/TE receivers to beat the rush

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 1:09 pm

Didn’t seem to work.
I’m closer to figuring it out.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 1:12 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 12:54 pm

Here’s my full interview with #Vikings GM Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, who also speaks on a rookie class headlined by safety Lewis Cine and expectations for this 2022 team.

Live coverage from Minnesota’s practice this afternoon on @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/BLoT5nfY7U

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) July 28, 2022

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:41 pm

Sup nerds. Vikes gonna win the OWL let’s goooooooo

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:47 pm

Catch any fish?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 12:49 pm

Yeah I went fishing yesterday around sunset. Was slow bc it’s been on and off raining.

Caught a good size northern and a pretty big bass.

Going to cass lake Saturday for an all day excursion

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:50 pm

Excellent, bring a cooler of session beer

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 12:57 pm

New Glarus Spotted Cow I’m drinking

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 1:04 pm

Not my fave, belgian. They make a pale ale I think is ok. Get some dulut beer, bent paddle?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:11 pm

New Glarus is pretty overrated. Bent Paddle has some decent beers.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:13 pm

agree, dilbert said Central Waters is better

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:21 pm

I have not tried Central Waters, I haven’t really tried anything new in quite a while, probably the last “new” beer was the New Belgian Juice Force that came out quite a while ago. I was just in Wisconsin a couple weeks ago and checked a local store but didn’t see any beer that appealed to me.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:14 pm

The local brewery here is bomb too. Bemidji brewery

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 12:53 pm

lifer’s dream

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:47 pm

LOL, you shouldn’t drink before noon.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 12:58 pm

Gotta keep you guys on your toes

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 12:47 pm

In this fantasy land you live in, are there rides?

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:00 pm

Canoe Girl has nearly talked me into going to the Minnesota State Fair this year, never been before.

I’m torn between going and trying to coax a comet towards it.

Whut should I do?

KFEY93
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:03 pm

I went when I was a youngster. Maybe 9 or 10? Dont recall why my family was there, maybe just to catch a Twins game? Nothing really there to entice me to go. Same with the ND State Fair.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:09 pm

Thinking of flying to CA again in January to take the little grandgoober to the International Sportsman’s Expo.

They always have lots of doggies and fish.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:15 pm

It’s a huge event, used to take my son there every year since it was so convenient.

I don’t think there are any comparable shows here in the middle flyovers, but a bunch of smaller ones.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:05 pm

Comet, but if you go get a pronto pup.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:05 pm

Mustache rides probably from the looks of his profile pick.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:12 pm

Giggity?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  SkoIdiers
28 July 2022 1:43 pm

Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:38 pm

Imagine the comment count here once we have actual football to talk about. I don’t think I can count that high without taking off my shoes.

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:40 pm

Gonna really test whatever server is hosting this website. 1000-2000 comment daily / game threads (which I will still refuse to be a part of) is gonna peg some CPUs and suck up bandwidth and RAM.

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:05 pm

There were far too many people with monkeypox or something who came to the game threads. I doubt many will show up here.

How we gonna work the game threads? Separate from weekend or Monday threads?

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:12 pm

Dont feel the pressure that you have to do anything for us degenerates man. Do it when you find time, theres more important things than this website. Like, literally everything else. Plenty of time once the snow flies to sit on your PC.

Adrenaline
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:17 pm

Yup, nothing else to do until after the snow quits getting swept over to Minnesota and you can go snowshoeing.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:14 pm

You guy(s) gonna put in a fanpost type feature?

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:41 pm

Like…..

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:47 pm

phizer covid result

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 1:02 pm

That plus non-valentine heart issues

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:06 pm

KFEY93
28 July 2022 12:34 pm

This made me chuckle

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 5:15 pm

They needed the predator Joe.

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KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 12:35 pm

The last time I cared about what the Pope did or said was…..never? The sad part is theres millions of people that actually think these guys have direct communication and tie ins with God.

bowbunch
bowbunch
28 July 2022 11:16 am

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KFEY93
28 July 2022 10:53 am

My attempt to protest my Reddit account ban has been rejected. I sense a new opportunity! New account = new life! And a new chance to tell the idiots in the MN Twins Cult, I mean Twins Subreddit how shit this team is again!

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KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:03 pm

<3

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 1:06 pm

Yep, winning the worst division in MLB and getting swept again in the playoffs is the best you can hope for from this franchise.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:10 pm

I hope they dont make the play offs. Its what the front office deserves for wasting a good offense with no pitching help.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 1:13 pm

Yeah they need to make a move for 2 quality relievers and a legit #1 starter, won’t happen, they’ll more likely trade Correa for prospect imo.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:19 pm

I don’t follow MLB much any more, but as a little league and growed-up slow pitch softball pitcher, I still don’t know why they got rid of their good pitcher in the offal season.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:22 pm

Yeah, didn’t make sense to me either, bullpen sucks.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:51 pm

It’s Minnesota sports. Just about as bad as Minnesota politics.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
28 July 2022 2:19 pm

GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:38 am

Saw Incubus and Sublime last night in concert. I think I am still high.

KFEY93
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:41 am

Is it still 2000?

GA Skol
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 10:51 am

It was last night. I ate one too many pieces of Seattle chocolate, but it was good. Both bands are actually still really good. I am not a huge Sublime fan, but they impressed.

KFEY93
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 11:01 am

I like a few Sublime songs and Incubus has some bangers. I think I would have enjoyed it as well. I like live music, as long as the singers can still nail it.

GA Skol
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 11:16 am

The singer from Incubus does a great job. Sublime is easier to sing since they’re more laid back, but the dude from Incubus rocked it hard.

KFEY93
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 12:10 pm

Right on! Cheers to that

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 12:17 pm

Seeing Sublime with Bradley Nowell would have been cool, I’m lucky to have seen a number of musicians before they died way too soon but not him.

GA Skol
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 3:16 pm

I wasn’t old enough to be at a Sublime concert before he died

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 4:48 pm

But did you?

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:43 am

hunter biden there?

GA Skol
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 10:51 am

Nah, he’s too busy blackmailing foreign businesses. We’re small potatoes.

GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:35 am

Money solves most problems

<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>In a recent interview, Brooks Koepka said that his relationship with Jena has “never been better.” He added “money truly does solve all problems. If she’s bothering me, I Venmo her $1K to stop and she does.” <a href=”https://t.co/Y8oh2UOhpn”>pic.twitter.com/Y8oh2UOhpn</a></p>&mdash; PGA TUOR (@pgatuor) <a href=”https://twitter.com/pgatuor/status/1552381396001460224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>July 27, 2022</a></blockquote> <script async src=”https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>

GA Skol
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:36 am

Mick
Mick
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:42 am

In a recent interview, Brooks Koepka said that his relationship with Jena has “never been better.” He added “money truly does solve all problems. If she’s bothering me, I Venmo her $1K to stop and she does.” pic.twitter.com/Y8oh2UOhpn

— PGA TUOR (@pgatuor) July 27, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 10:49 am

Yup,like I said money is the best. Big Fivo proven right again and right on cue!

GA Skol
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:52 am

GA Skol
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 10:37 am

Dammit Mick, I don’t know how to do shit here.

bowbunch
bowbunch
28 July 2022 10:31 am

Based on the comment count at the DN it looks like the drop in comments wasn’t transitory like they kept saying. 7 comments and zero people watching the conversation.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 10:41 am

Heard that before… transitory…. Hmmmm

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 12:38 pm

C’mon, Man!

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 10:48 am

LOL.
The have a story about Cousins.
I made my usual valid points about Cousins and oofda/fartspackle is bothered that I posted about Cousins. In a Cousins story posted by the DN.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 12:14 pm

I’m surprised he is still going by fartspackle. It’s been more than a week between name changes.

oofda if you are lurking here, I still love you man, just giving you some crap.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
28 July 2022 12:23 pm

He is not.
This week it’s tobia j something something….

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
28 July 2022 12:31 pm

I think he has ADD.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 10:50 am

ha ha ha, douchebag doofda might cry for a month

GA Skol
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 10:53 am

I have to go earn my paycheck. Let me slide over there.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 12:12 pm

At least it makes Chris’s life easier.

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 10:19 am

Bucs’ HC Todd Bowles said at his press conference today that center Ryan Jensen suffered a knee injury at practice.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) July 28, 2022

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 12:10 pm

QUICK – send them a care package of Bratburry and a handful of peanuts for a 4th

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 1:21 pm

No matter who the player or which team, still to this day any mention of the word “knee” sends me back to THAT day.

MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:19 am

Man someone spiked the water cooler with vodka today.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:21 am

Sorry.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:50 am

no, cooter doesn’t drink anymore

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 11:39 am

Good day for you then! Patients probably not so much though.

HUNViking
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 1:33 pm

Adrenaline
28 July 2022 9:54 am

Any news yet of how the defense was made to look silly by Cousins today?

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 10:03 am

Does “the defense sucks” excuse apply in this case or do I just ignore the bad defense to pump up Kirky?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 10:53 am

Yup, saw this.

@CourtneySumoCronin
-“I’m now covering the Chicago Bears who have won the Super Bowl but my sources in Minnesota tell me the new GM is really down on Kirk as he’s see traits of a total loser on and off the field. He also thinks his DL is last in the NFL apparently agreeing with top internet commenters. The word is he is just gonna collect cash and put up a strong public relations face”

benjammin
Admin
28 July 2022 9:00 am

Had a bit of a scare last night. Mowing the lawn around 7 and I’m down to the last strip in the back yard. I can taste the beer waiting to be cracked in about 3 minutes. Suddenly something bites my ankle, thought it an ant that crawled up my foot and naturally slap at the spot, then it happens in rapid succession like 3 more times around that foot, them my knee, hip, head several times, jaw, and arm. By the time I felt the hip I could tell these sumbitches were airborne and as I’m swatting around at the air and running around in the yard I can tell they’re yellow jackets, finally run in the house and I’m sweating profusely, completely winded, heart beating like crazy, veins felt ready to explode. Laid on the cold basement floor for a couple minutes till I caught my breath, my head was tingly and itchy so I went to get some Benadryl only to find we were out, went over to the next door neighbors, great people, they gave me some, chewed it swigged a glass of water and sat down for about 15 minutes and just as I started to calm down and start to kinda relax my eyelids and lips started swelling and nasal passage swelled shut, neighbor drove me to the ER about 5 mins away, immediately taken in and given a shot of adrenaline and steroids, sat with an IV for about an hour then went home. Pretty terrifying experience.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:04 am

Where do you live? Fuck that noise

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 10:18 am

Suburb of Saint Paul

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 10:24 am

Yikes. Guess we have those in ND too. I honestly think I had a small nest under my apple tree in my front yard where the lawn completely died from the drought last summer. They liked eating the dead apples that fell. I think after I cleaned up the apples they peaced out. Never had to mow until October because the grass never grew.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:04 am

Glad you are ok.

I hate those nasty things. Did they have a ground nest? I had an experience with those one time, but did escape the whole getting stung thing. I filled their nest with wasp spray after that.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
28 July 2022 10:19 am

Yeah ground nest, must be recent development and I mowed right over it

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 10:22 am

they come fast… had one built on a bridge in my yard…. I had to flip it over and burn em out.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 5:12 pm

Beejesus….that serious shit man. You might want to get an EPI-Pen for future issues as it sounds like you’re pretty allergic. And that sensitivity gets worse as you age.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
28 July 2022 7:08 pm

Yeah they prescribed it and I’ve already got them, apparently after you experience that response once you’re going to likely have that Same response every time

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
29 July 2022 5:40 am

Same thing happen to my wife walking in a field here in NC. Not a swarm, single sting, fine for like 24hrs no issues then a day later huge hives all over her body and her airway started swelling shut. There can be delayed reactions fyi. So EPI-Pen life for us now. Also if you didnt know, if you use your EPI you have to go to the ER afterwards to ensure there’s no issue post shot from it. Yeah guess all that is better than dying.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:05 am

Sheesh, glad you are ok now! Got whacked by a herd of yellowjackets in Maple Grove when I was about 7 when Gramps was clearing a lot and I was picking up sticks and never want to go through that again.

GA Skol
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 10:40 am

That’s my mascot

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 1:22 pm

Just made you tougherer.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:06 am

whew, that is crazy. Glad you are ok.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:07 am

dang, ben. glad you are ok.
do you have an idea of how many times you got stung?
i am afraid of bees for sure, so this just gives me the willlies hearing about it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 10:58 am

I remember when I was like 11 my dad got into his truck in summer and window was down. He sat down and I hear this “ouch!”. I knew what it was as I had just saw one of those huge bumble bees buzzing around. I laughed and he looked at me and said “what’s so god dman funny?!”. I’ll never forget that or my mom using a tweezers on his butt to get he stinger out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 11:52 am

I can count/feel 14 sting sites, though I don’t know how many times each stung me as they can apparently quickly sting repeatedly unlike bees.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 12:12 pm

Nasty fuckers get you from both ends – they sting the shit out of you while biting you too.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:19 pm

Yeah, I did some internet research and read that they bite to secure themselves so they can keep stinging, spawn of satan I say.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 12:21 pm

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Northwoods
Reply to  bowbunch
28 July 2022 12:26 pm

I’ve done that too. Pint of gas, couple tablespoons of oil. Middle of the night, pour down the hole, wait 20-30 seconds, light the sucker and RUN.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:12 am

Yikes.
I hope you get back to normal quickly.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:28 am

Damn. Glad you got into the house. Once they start stinging they douse you with pheromones and can track you if you just run away. They are no joke. My parents were playing golf with another couple, they guy hit his ball in to the woods and went in to look for it, stirred up a ground nest. He died right there.

Best thing to do is cautiously find the nest opening, mark it – watch from a distance to see if there is a second opening. Wait until about 2-3am for it to cool down and all of them will be in the nest. Use a can of wasp/hornet spray – the stuff that expands – and shoot it down the hole, then put a heavy board or something to block them in,

I had to do that last year – I only got 3 stings on my ankles, so I can’t imagine how bad you got it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 11:44 am

I left the mower exactly where Ieft it as a landmark. I already scheduled pest control to come and take care of it as according to the Doc there is a strong chance I’ll have the anaphylactic response if stung again even if its only one or two stings, I’ll be carrying an epipen the rest of my life.

That’s awful about your parents friend, I’m glad that didn’t happen to me.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 12:29 pm

When they got me, I got one sting on the ankle before I realized what was going on, thought I’d be smart and moved the running mower directly over top of the hole. Woulda worked, too, if it hadn’t been for all the ones returning to the nest………..

Now I have a wire attached to the mower so if it happens again I can wrap the wire around the throttle to keep it running while I run away.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:49 pm

Good plan, hope you run fast!

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:20 pm

I wonder how far a yellow jacket will fly before his queen gets lonely?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 2:06 pm

I can tell several of the ones I encountered flew probably 35 yards to chase me into my house and a couple made it in, of course they flew right to the light where I quickly sprayed them to death with windex.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 9:55 am

Glad ya made it fella. Those things are Wiley.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 10:14 am

I stumbled into a bumblebee hive as a kid, and they chased me all the way to the house, stinging all the way. I remember looking down on my hand as I ran, and a bumblebee was perched on the end of my finger and stinging it over and over.

Getting into a hive of anything that stings is a bad day. Glad you had people nearby who could get you to the ER.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Wrenage
28 July 2022 10:16 am

bumblebees sting more than once?

Northwoods
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 12:14 pm

Yup, no barbs on their stingers.

Wrenage
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 12:17 pm

The one on my finger was jabbing like a sewing machine! 🙂

Northwoods
Reply to  Wrenage
28 July 2022 3:22 pm

Or….

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 10:20 am

Scary. I’d probably run into the fence in a panic.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:58 am

lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 10:56 am

So, coincidentally, right after reading this I went outside as a wasp/hornet nest was on my underpart of my roof. I sprayed them with water and knocked their nest down a few days ago and they tried to rebuild. I sprayed again this am and then stomped and crushed most of them. They tried to build back better like traitor with the same effect.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 11:39 am

LOL

Wrenage
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 12:21 pm

I once shot a BB gun a wasp nest way up in the peak of a granary roof as a kid. I was like twenty yards away from the base of the building. One wasp came out. It hovered a moment and zoom! Flew on a line straight at me and stung me on the neck.

I was always amazed at how it came out, identified me as the threat that fast even though I was a good distance away and went right for me.

Vindictive little monsters!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:40 pm

Ben, really glad you’re OK. Terrible experience.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
28 July 2022 2:29 pm

Yeah, it sucks but at least I’m not ded.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
28 July 2022 1:59 pm

OMG, Ben, that is terrifying. Glad you had friends that could get you to the ER. I hate bees. I’ve only been stung once in my life (wasp), but needed Benadryl for that. My daughter and I keep both adult and children’s Benadryl (and bee spray) in the house at all times as she and the grands are allergic to mosquito bites.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
28 July 2022 2:30 pm

If I’d have been thinking clearer I would have remembered we have a couple bottles of childrens benedryl in the kitchen.

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 8:52 am

#Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell on how he plans to utilize analytics to help him with game management situations this season #skol

📺: https://t.co/xuUrhWGxYO

💻: https://t.co/4Ps3HzQmOW pic.twitter.com/QGfeCKVsek

— Matt Anderson (@MattAnderson_8) July 28, 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 8:56 am

lol

KFEY93
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 8:57 am

I hope he user analytics better than Stone Face Rocco does for the Twins. See where thats getting them? Laughing stock of the league.

freezeyface
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 9:08 am

rocco should be fired based on how often he lets sucky pagan pitch

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 9:15 am

Right. And I get it, the front office is to blame as well going into the season with a WORSE pithing staff than last year and expecting them to “compete” for the worst division in baseball. Who cares? Thtat excuse might fly for the grade school kids who go to the games when school is out but I want to watch a team compete in October. Im sick of the excuses, from both of these teams.

MT Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
28 July 2022 10:21 am

I thought the Twins were leading the division?

I think the Jays are only 13 back of the fucking Yankees.

KFEY93
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:25 am

Would warm my heart if the Yankees and Dodgers continue their historic run of regular season success only to lose in the play offs again. Neither of those fan bases deserve to see a series win ever again.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:40 am

Every routing is rough, the dude throws 70 to 85 pitches in 4 innings every outing. That experiment was a bust.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 11:59 am

He doesn’t have any other options, you can’t pitch the same 3 relievers every night and with the starting rotation he’s been give with guys who can only pitch 4 maybe 5 innings like Archer he has to use all the bullpen guys. The FO is to blame for sure as they were stupid to trade Rodgers.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:19 am

I am not sure if you have followed the team closely since the end of May, but they are dog shit. They are 5 games under .500 since then. Im trying not to snap but if I read the excuse of “they are leading the division” one more time im going to break something. Correct, leading the worst division in baseball is not a good thing. They have 4 good pitchers on the entire roster, starters and BP. Thats it, 4. They wont be leading the division after this next series and they wont be above .500. Same shit, different year. Its a shame too because they have a top 10 offense and a average to above average defense.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:32 am

Oh, snap

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:34 am

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:40 am

Smart ass 🙂

GA Skol
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 10:42 am

Analytics in football all point to being more aggressive than the standard coaches. More 4th down attempts, more 2 pt conversions.

Northwoods
Reply to  GA Skol
28 July 2022 12:15 pm

Analytics =/= Zimmerball

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 12:19 pm

I watched an interview with Thielen from yesterday that had a couple interesting tidbits. The biggest one that stuck out to me was when they asked him if he thought the offense was going to be more pass-centric. He said, no I think the biggest change is that we are going to do whatever it takes to win whether that is pass more or run more.

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 8:52 am

HIGH TEMPO: Under Kevin O’Connell, the Minnesota #Vikings practice with a different kind of urgency and high tempo! 🏈🏈🏈 #SKOL pic.twitter.com/WBBfMhHyc8

— SKOR North (@SKORNorth) July 28, 2022

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 9:09 am


pump that tempo up!

Mick
Mick
28 July 2022 8:51 am

Irv Smith Jr. expressed his tight end mantra in four words yesterday on his t-shirt.

Block

Release

Catch

Spike pic.twitter.com/zGlT3TEC04

— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) July 28, 2022

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 9:09 am

i suppose it’s better than

block
trip
hurt
IR

Adrenaline
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 9:11 am

Yup, but both seem like low-energy Jeb or something.

HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
28 July 2022 12:07 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 8:44 am

go woke, go broke

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:06 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 9:11 am

WE’RE NOT IN A RECESSION

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 8:34 am

traitor will do something totally stupid to get her out

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 8:36 am

He’ll send Russia a billion dollars and Hunter and him will get their 10% cut.

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
28 July 2022 9:06 am

Highly likely.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 8:42 am

Read they were going to trade a Russian arms dealer for her.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 8:47 am

The offer was made in June… as far as I know, no reply or deal yet on that offer.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 9:12 am

i’ve been loving seeing all the tweets talking about that “trade”
and how the US is getting fleeced hahahaha

we need a new GM

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 12:48 pm

She’ll get out when Biden’s clowns make a deal just in time for early general election voting.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Mick
28 July 2022 2:03 pm

Horrible idea. Would obviously encourage more bad guys to hold American citizens hostage to get their own bad guys back.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
28 July 2022 2:04 pm

Which is exactly why this stupid administration will do it, because it’s a horrible idea.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
28 July 2022 2:33 pm

I agree

Foreign Gov’t – “Oh this american citizen athlete broke a law here, lets throw the book at them so we can get a convicted convicted arms dealers released”

Biden Admin – “Oh is that all, phew.”

To be a bit fair though its not just griner, there is also an american held on espionage charges that would be part of the trade, still stupid though.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 8:43 am

Is it just me, or does it seem absolutely wrong to trade a man responsible for the murders of thousands for a dope addict and a military man doing the job he was trained to do?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 8:44 am

nothing to see here…

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
28 July 2022 10:10 am

I’d really like to get our Marine back. Griner can rot in a gulag.

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 8:45 am

The Herschel Walker trade comes to mind……….

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
28 July 2022 8:46 am

fragile sam for mahomes/watson as well

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 10:23 am

Travesty. Time should name her woman of the year.

DE Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:26 am

Are you sure she identifies as a woman?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
28 July 2022 10:28 am

Don’t forget the presidential medal she will undoubtedly receive.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
28 July 2022 5:08 pm

Ouch….well her trade value just went up. Might have to give Putin Finland and Poland to get her back.

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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