Post-Game Wrap-Up: Week Two Vikings-Eagles

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Welcome to Skoloholics! Game two is in the books, and the Vikings are now 1-1. The team looked horrible. The offense stunk, the defense, stank, and the special teams wasn’t so bad. Overall, they were not fun to watch tonight. Now H. Smith is out with a concussion. Stick a fork in ’em, they’re done.

First Half:

Offense: Bad, with the exception of one very impressive drive. Irv is not doing well, other than one TD catch. He dropped an easy TD pass that would have made a huge difference in this game. O line is doing their job fairly well, and Kirk is okay, but not good enough, and he’s had time to throw. We need more from most facets of the offense.

Defense: Mostly garbage with the exception of one drive so far, I believe. We’re down by 17, and it should be more.

Special Teams: Hey, a bright spot! I love our new punter, and he’s getting a workout tonight. Coverage teams have done their jobs. Yay.

Overall, it was a bad half of football for the Vikings.

Second Half:

Man, this is ugly. It’s laughable. Kirk is playing horribly, he’s thrown two interceptions already, and it’s almost been at least two more. LOL, this is hilarious. He’s thrown three interceptions already this half, and it’s almost been at least two more. Those red zone interceptions are painful, mmmmmmkaaaaaaayyyy? Why am I staying up for this? Ha! I’m dumb, apparantly. This is fugly. We’re still down by 17, it should be more. This is ugly. Why does Kirk keep throwing at Slay? Maybe don’t do that anymore, it doesn’t appear to be working.

Summary

Here is the game summary, stats, and highlights, courtesy of ESPN. The Minnesota Vikings looked horendous throughout this game. The defense showed occasional signs of life, but not a lot of much of anything. The offense……LOL. Yeah, good one, huh? Hey, our punter looked good, and so did our punt coverage team. Yay. Bad showing by the Vikings. It’s 24-7, and I assume it will stay here. I feel dirty having watched this game. Icky.

Tonight, I’m thankful that I no longer drink. Doomers celebrate, you’ve earned it. SKOL!!!!

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Adrenaline
20 September 2022 10:04 am

I wonder how much this humiliating defeat will affect our newbie Boy Wonder coach.

Kodiak
19 September 2022 11:40 pm

Kodiak
19 September 2022 11:39 pm

Oops

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
19 September 2022 11:00 pm

Oh my, sorry GF, what a horrible chore to have to write a summary after this game. I’m sure last week’s summary, when we beat the Packers and made Rodgers miserable all night, was a lot more fun to write about.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
20 September 2022 12:04 am

So true.

Kodiak
19 September 2022 10:43 pm

Wow, what a great game!!! I can’t believe how close we kept it. We only lost by 3 scores, I thought for sure we would lose by four or five. Looks like next week w/the Lions will be more of the same.
At leastt we won one game this season and it was the packturds!!
SKOL!!

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
19 September 2022 11:31 pm

What was beakers qbr this game? Doubt he’s in the MVP conversation much this week.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
20 September 2022 10:01 am

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
19 September 2022 10:41 pm

Love the picture haha!

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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