The NFL week 9 Vikings @ Commanders game is in the books, and the Minnesota Vikings got a tough win on the road to move to 7-1 on the season. Wow! I don’t think any of us, even the most optimistic among us, expected the team to be 7-1 after week 9. It’s a great position for the Vikings to be in, and if they can keep finding ways to improve in areas where they have been weak, this team could make some noise in the post-season.
This game was another frustrating game for many fans. The offense was stagnant for a long stretch of the game again after starting with a strong drive. That seems to happen often this year. The defense looked pretty good again today, and they seem to be improving with each game, which is encouraging.
Vikings @ Commanders
Offense
The offense opened with a briliant drive that ended with a Justin Jefferson touchdown. Then, the offense mostly died until later in the fourth quarter. They woke up about mid-way through the fourth quarter, and with some assistance from the defense, put this game away for the Vikings.
Defense
The defense played a pretty solid game, for the most part. They kept this game close while the offense floundered for a long period of time, and kept it within range for when our offense finally woke up. Harrison Smith came up with a HUGE interception in the fourth quarter, and after the Vikings tied the score, the defense took over, got the ball back so our offense could put the Vikings ahead, and then got the save
Special Teams
Believe it or not, Greg Joseph made all of his extra point attempts and field goal attempts yesterday. Wright continued to punt the ball well, and our coverage units looked pretty good.
Summary
Again, a win is a win. The Minnesota Vikings are 7-1, and in a commanding lead in the NFC North. Oh, speaking of which, the Packers lost to the Lions, summary courtesy of ESPN. Man, that’s awesome. You can’t get much better than that, the Vikings get a big road win, and the Packers lose to the Lions. The melt down in Entitled Town is going to be a treat to watch. Great win for the good guys. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!
These teams must suck. They have only scored 17 points each.
Fun Fact: Shane Zylstra – who caught his first career TD against Green Bay today is from Spicer, MN – my mother’s hometown. He’s the younger brother of Brandon Zylstra – former Viking WR and also a member of the Lions. Just another cherry on top of the perfect Sundae that is today….
It’s always a great day when the Vikings win and the Packers lose.
Amen brotha!
7-1 baby!
also its kind of nice to have an actual TE.
Yeah. TJ came up huge for us.
Big time. And after only being here a hot minute.
I was told Hock sucks badly… lol
Those same people say the Vikings suck.
wait and see.
Titans are better with Malik. Tanny sucks.
looks like 5 calling me daddy cause I own him.
This looks like one of those “how it started Vs ended” memes
Lol. Get that man a blunt.
They should hire Kodiak to give them a speech.
Agree
I watched the whole thing.
TJ looks downright thankful he is no longer a LOLion.
dunno If it’s just the media their running…
but I said it in preseason.
there’s a diffeent vibe around this gem.
until they lose, which is guaranteed
Yeah if they want to start losing every game.
Screw kodiak. Boomer doesn’t even know how to work a smart phone LOL
this is hilarious. They actually believe they don’t suck, in spite of sucking on every play stat. Homers are homers. See you in a week.
Not a good day for the Oline.
11 Tackles for loss
11 QB pressures
only 2 sacks. The guards got beat badly.
11 TOS seems high to me, I read it on the DN, so its got to be true.
Yeah OL was bad. Especially Cleveland
Sucking our way to 7-1. lol, just wait.
Bears had Justin Fields rush for 178 yards, which set an NFL record and still lost.
Loser, bet he doesn’t even wear chainz!
Just one little weak beta chain.

My chains bigger
Yore a big chainz kinda guy
You know it BSF. Big chainz Skolly coming in hot
Big Kirko baby
@how stupid is it to credit wins to QBs. It’s a team game@
Live look at DE right now
he sent me 40 bucks last week. Respect him for paying me esrly cause he knows he’s donzo.
bought a nice handle of whisky. Drinking it now as we speak actually
thanks de for the bet money and for owning up to a bad take
Thats cool. I just wouldn’t bet against the Vikes since it would then make winning a loss.
I rarely bet on sports. Although I’ve been in Vegas for the March madness bullshit twice.
I’m going to find a movie to watch until these gummies kick in.
We even got Zygi dancing
What a suck fest for both rams and bucs. Rams clock mananegment was so bad
Lmao rams are so bad
better than we are
This guy already kicking ass
First round bye.
Need cowgirls giants and skins to beat eagles
won’t matter we lose 54-3
He won’t do much
-karenfingers
lol, hilarious. They didn’t win w/o making that turnover. Sucking our way to 16-1
Kirk over current Rodgers any day of the week. Don’t @ me packer rubes
Someone’s gotta post that pic on Acme tomorrow
Why? No one will see it then…
Beaker living the blame.
Seahawks gonna win NFCW
Looks like it
Niners rams and AZ all suck ass
so do we
Kirk cousins is freaking awesome this season. Lovin the vibes
Whole team has a different vibe, KOC and Queasy doing really well so far.
@But how much of that is Jobu?@
i was told this inclusive culture is for beta wimps and won’t work. Guess who said that. Dr Wrongfingers.
KOC and Queasy seem to have established an environment that facilitates winning… I don´t care how they are doing this as long as they keep winning. Hell, I´ll even chip in on the incense sticks… 😄
New energy
@Hebert sucks. 92 rating@
@kirk is freaking awesome. 91 rating@
Bought some fine Johnny Walker with your money. Appreciate it again DE 😁
I got a bottle of Balvenie Caribean cask my buddy dropped off for helping him with his deck.
I rarely have bottles that cost over $50.
Almost scared to open it.
prolly the worst 7-1 team in NFL history once you look at the numbers. maybe Allen is out and Jobu will get him out like all season?
Probably the worst comment in thread history but consider the source.
It actually makes you angry when the Vikes win doesn’t it? What a turd.
Oxygen makes some folks angry.
We may be the worst 7-1 team in the history of the NFL, but right now, we are the ONLY 7-1 team.
What…is this another cry for help? You have no wife or kids that love you? It’s a shame you use such a public platform to seek validation. Get help, bro.
BTW…Kodiak talks about embracing the suck. Maybe you guys should hook up?
you are obviously to mentally deficient to comprehend. Good luck with that and I’m sorry about your daughters.
we are still rated 18th. We suck, but the homers don’t know it.
Big KIRKOOOOO
Kirko chains cameo
Lol…best one yet!
He’s vibe’n lol…
TJ Hockenson went from the Lions vibe into this.
and will still end up a loser
Added the watch and braclet
Kirk needs to get Tupacs tats on him.
Lol, raise your hand if you had shirtless Kirk dancing in chainz before the season started
Kirk needs to get thug life tatted onto his abs.
I like thug life Kirk, he cracks me up
This season has been a wild ride so far.
Kirk’s new idol
I did 😏 Kirko the goat
Best offense and defense in the North!
Bears the last 3 games have the best offense in the league believe it or not. Kinda glad we don’t play them till end of season now when they’ll be eliminated.
They treat Fields like Lamar now (bc he can’t throw) and he’s going off. Not good
And how many games they winning? Nah we have the most balance O and it’s not even close. Once Hock gets rolling we’ll be good. Cleveland needs to get his shit together he was awful today.
Bears won’t make playoffs. Just saying they’ve dropped an ef load of points recently. They’re defense still sucks but could be something to watch for future.
besrs finishing second in division this year
Not that I’m rooting for the Bears, but I’m happy for Fields. I just hate to see so many young QB’s get ruined by being drafted on bad teams.
Kind of a skinniest kid at fat camp sorta deal but better than being one of the other loser teams.
we were 18th a week ago and now we don’t suck?? Ha, ha, ha
Karenfingers hanging up on Kodiak after the Vikings beat the Commanders😂
LMAOOOOOO
Packers suck, it’s wonderful
😂
Lol, at the longhorn steakhouse here in Tampa, guy at the bar says Brady sucks and the defense carried him to SB. That’s what they’ll say if Kirk ever wins SB.
Naw Kirks a gamer
beakers stats have stunk this season. JOBU is carrying everyone.
Why don’t you stop wasting your time on here and go watch YouTube videos on how to use your cellphone.
Don’t have the bandwidth yet. Plus I’m enjoying the hell out of this season. We suck but win. It’s very unusual. Very unusual.
Live look at Kodiak “Embracing the suck”
Lol
QB wins he’s second best
If Kirk wins a SB, they’ll say Brady sucks?
Yes
I will
I love their mashed potatoes. Just like my grandmother used to make.
“YOU LIKE THAT”
-Kirk the GOAT
They found a way to win this game. Last year’s team would not have done that.
Same with like every game this season lol
the suck is coming
Can’t make the SB if you don’t make the playoffs. One thing at a time baby Kodiak.
lol, true, one win at a time. JOBU has our backs.
5 on the way over?
This years team don’t quit.
They just look different when shit goes bad for them then past Vikings teams. Last year the team looked mad, this years team looks like they believe they are going to win.
Basically they are the anti-Kodiaks.
Looks like the boys are having fun. Good!
https://www.vikings.com/video/watch-o-connell-s-locker-room-speech-after-the-win-over-the-commanders
Wow, can anyone imagine Zimmer leading that kind of discussion?
No. No matter what happens this season, it was time for Zimmer to step aside.
”get him his chainz!”
Something to keep an eye on, for sure…
See, the shit luck keeps happening. Now w/allen out we beat dabills. Owl baby, here we come.
LOL! Watch he is out for this next game and the Vikings look like dog vomit, and win anyhow 21-18 or some stupid shit like that.
There is a scenario we can clinch division on thanksgiving
maybe a keg of Macallan Fine Oak 30 will roll into my drive way along with Kate Beckinsale looking to have fun. lmao
She’s had work and looks like shit compared to her once beautiful self. Plus she’s been honed out by NBA players so she’d likely laugh at you and leave.
Rams and bucs are both so bad
Ugly game so far.
I need Cotton to get a bunch of yards & stuff.
Hope he gets it done, for your FF team I guess?
Yeah, stupid fantasy football. Some guy named C. Otton. I call him Cotton. My other tight end is a shit bag, so I had to dump him.
You got Irv? Thought it was his breakout year?
My other tight end is a shit bag, so I had to dump him.
I have to commend you bRad. If you were intentionally trying to decrease your game rants, you did a marvelous job. Held things under control even when we were getting pummeled. Well done. My hat is off to you.
Peter McNab, the Avs broadcaster for the last 25 years and a class of all class guys just died. Had no idea. He got cancer last august but it was announced he was in remission and he was doing games as of last week. Very sad, a young young 70 and was just inducted into the US Hockey HOF and couldn’t even attend it. RIP
Sad news, RIP
Just the nicest most humble good guy you will ever ever meet. Met him a couple times briefly.
Only certainty in life we all have, we´ll have to go one day eventually. If your obituary reads like this, you must have done something right.
exactly. mine should be similar
until we lose
Which you can’t wait
lol, I have said this is great. We suck and keep winning. I said we might go 16-1 the way the shit luck is falling. I don’t want us to lose. I just know we will.
If you predict a loss every week, eventually you will be right
Not true, I have been predicting wins since we got JOBU on our side. Last season I expected to lose every week.
Naturally. Not going to continue forever.
Also this:
Yea this is the play. WTF is the dumbass ref doing here???
sure Kodiak we had the luck today. Idiot.
Why run that way and right into Bynum?
Certainly made the game a lot more interesting
That´s an INT without the ref interfering. But luck only counts one way for certain people.
Jobu was taking a leak. 😁
Probably 😄
No Kirk with chains on the plane picture?
he got a minor hit and looks like he is ded now. likely out next few months
They probably aren’t even to the airport yet
Lol
That’s a great quote!
Fuck dem refs.
😂
Also, fuck those refs.
Florio reading Kodiak’s takes.
He’s getting roasted on Twitter for that loo
Oh yeah
Fools can laugh but he’s right in all ways.
Homers going to homer
they always do. They also don’t realize what this is doing to the future. Got a very old core, no 2nd next year, no 3rd the following. Hock is a good player but he makes 10M next year and then UFA. If we want to keep him it will that that and likely more plus term. Have to pay JJ. Beaker the loser making 35M. See how that works? They better hope Booth isn’t a total bust. Cine looks done. Ass-oh-my is a bust in all ways. weak sauce draft and Jameson will be a star and Watson will be a stud too. cook, thelen, mattison, all the cb’s sans dantz likely gone.
You’re saying that we could be 6-5 by Thanksgiving? I’ll bet you that we aren’t.
nope, as that is unpossible but we could lose the next 3. Pats will be interesting game.
we could lose the next 9 the way we are playing.
You just said “he’s right in all ways”
sans the math, lol. I hope you like backwoods smokes and blunts?
What do you mean by that?
@you might win the season bet@. you’ll be even then
Pats suck ass. Cowboys will be tough but we’re at home.
We won’t beat bills but hope it’s close and competitive proving we can hang with the big boys
this kind of comment gets you lol’d at.
please….you and your brokeback bro are the 🤡’s here
Jr high take
7-10 still possible
Florio hates this team. Lol
NFC North after 8 weeks:
1. #Vikings (7-1)
2. #Packers (3-6)
3. #Bears (3-6)
4. #Lions (2-6)
Another game of complete shit luck gifted to us by the other team. Won as expected even though outplayed by a back up qb making 2 mill a year.
This shit luck keeps happening and we could win the Owl. How many injuries did JOBU give the Bills today?
You’re an idiot.
Because I said we could win the Owl?
If we have no injuries and only play back up qbs, it could happen.
-complete shit luck gifted to us by the other team.
-Won as expected even though outplayed by a back up qb making 2 mill a year.
Both stupid takes…we had PI penalties against JJ not called and Kirk delivered a game winning drive when Henikie threw a game losing pick.
Just stop it already your trope is sad and pitiful.
He really is
I am starting to like Lifer……..
Ive always liked Lifer.
I also like Kodiak if you just ignore hum after wins.
Only after the wins?
lol
You’re correct How about if you don’t ignore him from 6:00am until 6:03 am?
I can post a bunch in 3 minutes
Lifer is a good guy with seriously fucked up politics. Bleeds purple I think.
yup, it’s quite amazing. Went like 10 straight drives where we had to punt. beaker was beyond miserable and they have weak cb’s and both starting LB’s out. Look at our rush yards? They will never ever win a game vs a good team like that.
Have we beat a winning team yet? 3 b/u qbs, lol and we squeak out a gifted win. There’s a reason pff has us ranked 18th
why are the brokeback brothers even on here right now? Don’t you two have some trail stew to make for your fireside romantic dinner tonight?
we beat Miami who had a winning record before we beat them.
w/a 3rd string qb, and not after we beat them, lol
???? You’re a complete waste of time.
maybe lifer should too since he started the name calling?
What about that game winning drive shit for brains. What they have to score on every drive against one of the best dlines in football for you to give them credit?
Or maybe you’re just a dumb sad troll who can’t handle being wrong over and over so you make shit up to feel better about your wrong self.
penalty saved us from losing again
What about this?? Who’d this save on a almost sure int with triple coverage?
So we aren’t 100% lucky on 100% of the plays, just enough to win. That’s all that matters, winning. Even though we suck, play like crap and fail over and over, we are still winning. Enjoy it, I am. It’s hilarious.
Skol to the bowl of shit luck.
12 yards is pretty good to be fair
??? What about the drive and FG, or the FG to win, or the absolute dime to Cook TD with a one handed catch?
You’re soft.
Vikes open +6 dogs to bills
4.5 game lead 8 games into the season? Has that ever happened?
about as often as no starters on IR, only 2 starters missed a game, lowest penalties in nfl and a plus 6 turnover rate. Completely gifted to us again
Hey dumbass…quit trolling. That’s complete horseshit you’re just trying to defend you stupid takes dating back to 1969.
Get it right, 1961. and it’s all true.
Proves you don’t know shit and are just a troll by saying 👆this dumb inaccurate bullshit. The Vikings won the NFL championship in 1969. The merger league formed in 1970. Do you and your brokeback boyfriend just like being wrong all the time?
lol, won the nfl and lost to afl, woopee! We were losers then too.
keep that on the open thread lifer
Gamers
Yessir!
Told you LFA they weren’t trying to score but kill clock
That was obvious. Good strategery too, Joseph looked very solid kicking from 22, just take as much time as possible off the clock, kick the FG and let the defense do the rest.
Vikings having faith in their kicker definitely feels different.
Indeed. Joseph didn´t give them much reason to believe in him after 3 missed XPs, but I think after they saw how he nailed it right down the middle from 22 yards out they knew they had that short FG in the bag. Paid off to trust the kicker today 🙂
penalty helped a ton too
Still, hope we don’t need that last minute kick in the playoffs.
lol, kicks won’t matter
We might be seeing more of Evans at CB
Looked damn good today, from what I saw. Be interesting to watch the replay.
Yup he was aggressive and had an excellent feel in coverage.
Evans balled out. But CB depth a concern if Dantz our a few weeks. Booth is unreliable
We don´t know what Booth can do since Booth has done shit so far. Evans looked really good today, hope Dantz is OK though and doesn´t miss too much playing time, if any.
it was the foreskins w/a back up qb.
Heini plays much better than Wentz ever dreamed of playing this season. He´s the Skins´ real QB 1. And, winning on the road is never easy in this league.
I can agree with that but heinie can’t make that throw
Their back up has outplayed their starter to be fair
The interesting this is we had no idea what Evans would/could do since he had never been given much chance, until today. Hats off to the coaching staff for having those guys ready
Verily
Evans played very well in his place. The kid was a baller out there. And a rookie, so some of the 2022 draft is coming to help. Speaking of 2022 draft…..anyone have a Booth sighting?
We suck in the 3rd quarter but we’re the best 4th quarter team in league
Should maybe change the incense in the locker room for halftime, team looks doped all 3rd quarter. Coming very much alive in the 4th though, so carry on I guess with whatever they do at halftime in that locker room.
Those defensive penalties on our final drives make us look invincible. lol😁
Smith INT was HUGE today.
IOL got owned by the Commanders front.
I watched the game at BWWs, and got to watch all the other games, too. Packers looked really really bad, and they had a bunch of key injuries.
Kirk played well despite the pressure, imo. WRs make those catches and it’s a different game.
I’ve never seen a ref not in the way actually get in the way and give the safety a shoulder that prevents an easy INT.
Hock was the man, and he makes our offense way better.
Never a doubt.
Forgot to mention Hunter. 2 big sacks today. 5 on the season now.
Agree to all this. Nice take
I agree with all of this
Agreed.
I agree with your agreement
Very agreeable agreement here, then
Packers are so screwed
Vikings put the game on a KICKER, and he actually nails a last minute FG. Packers lose to LIONS, lol. Bills lose to Jets. Crazy football season.
Haha! Pretty well sums it up.
I’m with you. Weird season, and especially weird week.
The team sucks when they’re winning no matter the record. As soon as we go down points the team flips a switch.
no idea why that’s the case
I weirdly had confidence in a comeback when it switched to the 4th quarter.
this is why