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Halloween is over, and I hope all of you had fun trick-or-treating with the kiddos, or getting hammered, or whatever else you decided to do on Halloween night. I’m just excited now, because the end of Halloween means it’s time for me to start putting up Christmas decorations. I don’t turn them on until Thanksgiving weekend, but I like to get them done before the temperatures plummet, the snow flies, and the roof is full of ice. My son & I plan to go bonkers this year. Well, we go bonkers every year, but THIS year, we plan to go more bonkers than we’ve ever gone before. I can’t wait.

Minnesota Vikings News:
The Minnesota Vikings have acquired TE T.J. Hockenson from the Detroit Lions. Wow!
See last night’s score and all the NFL week 8 scores and highlights at ESPN.
We brought you the Vikings-Cardinals post-game wrap-up.
Some shocking news from SI.com, it sounds like Irv Smith Jr. is injured. I know it’s hard to believe, but it sounds like this is actually true. They’re saying it’s a high ankle sprain.
Some more activity over in Chicago. Wow, full tear down going on over there.
Video of the Day:
Here’s Mr. Robert Earl Keen, one of my favorite current singers, with a great one called Front Porch Song. Enjoy!
https://twitter.com/lukebraunnfl/status/1587630452503740416?s=46&t=6l9zq0SxzMxhsaqEaLFnKA
Get the other pieces together in the next couple years and we should be able to make a run
Just found out that Adam Zimmer lived in MN still, not far from me.
Wow, they must’ve liked it around there. That’s sad, I wonder what the deal is there.
Read that he was working “remotely” as a consultant for the Bengals, but didn’t realize he was still in MN.
https://twitter.com/bheintzskol/status/1587612980853850114?s=20&t=1W9fGbevLCYiEk1EapvHiw
Might’ve been shared, but just in case. Britt Reid sentenced to 3 years in prison for a DWI & auto accident.
https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/11/01/britt-reid-sentenced-to-three-years-in-prison/
Hadn’t seen it. That poor little girl.
Latest Baris & Barnes on the election. Starts about 5 and half minutes in.
So, I know it’s a long shot, especially because the Peckers are at home, but can you imagine the melt down in Entitled Town if they manage to lose to the Lions on Sunday?
do Ittttt
It would be glorious
I think it’s hilarious that the national sports media is having a hissy fit because the Peckers didn’t get any receivers for poor Waaron. Hey douchepickle, maybe don’t demand $50 million a year & they could afford a WR or two. Idiot.
I mean watch this man just basically keep the entire left side of the oline impassable. He just doesnt get moved and if he gets his hands on defenders he ragdolls the shit out of them. Amazing. Get the checkbook out he’s going to be the highest paid LT soon. Kirk simply doesn’t have to worry at all about his blindside and throws to the left he has 8 feet of space to comfortably step in to throws. Also he and Cleveland work in tandem very well. We have a very talented oline.
Makes a huge difference. In a couple years, this team might be able to compete.
Why do you still say these things?
Do you have a deficit or do you think it’s funny?
My money is on both
So nice to finally have the O-line shored up. Ingram is a rookie and will vastly improve, Bradbury is average, which is a huge step forward for him, we’ll take it. The other three are studs, especially Darrisaw. We may have one of the best tackle tandems in the NFL with Darrisaw and O’Neill.
Well naturally he’s Kirk “Chains” Cousins.
I mean pull that run up…it was straight 🔥
beaker is the man!!
Sounds like Adam Zimmer didn’t die by self harm or foul play.
Might be physical health related issue.
First thought was genetics but who knows. 38, wow.
Poisoned, waiting for autopsy
Dang, only 38. What on earth?
Maybe it’s just because I just got here and was skimming really fast, but for some reason I noticed that most of Kathy’s post have a thumbs down. I noticed this a day a few weeks ago also.
To whomever is doing this: Be a man and come out and say what your problem is with her. Also, you are a tool.
Really? Didn’t notice.
I just got here and was doing a quick scan. The thumbs down is red so it sticks out. No one else has any thumbs down except for her and it is on a bunch of her comments. Someone is being stupid.
I refreshed and saw some. Someone must be targeting her.
Been doing it for weeks
Me either. I don’t really look at anything like that unless there’s a flag.
I asked also who it is….I have my suspicions
I’m not sure who would be doing it. I’m kind of leaning toward a lurker.
Does BAP have an account on here?
Big Ass Prick
I’m kinda hoping he finds his way here. He was a treat.
Not sure. Ignore it & it’ll eventually stop.
I just went thru and upvoted the ones I saw. I don’t know her, as I don’t know any of you, but I’ve yet to see anything worth downvoting. All of her takes seem pretty mild, whether I agree or not. Wouldn’t downvote regardless. I’d just call out whoever, whenever. It’s the fucking internet. There’s nothing to fear.
I like Kathy, she seems real nice. Someone is just being a jerk.
I noticed it, too, and have been upvoting when I see it.
I don’t understand this at all.
It’s small, petty person at work apparently.
Maybe it’s the NY wench who hates her politics.
T2D?
Idk why it matters but that’s my opinion
It doesn’t.
it’s just odd.
odd behavior
That’s my take. Someone has got it out for just her. Seriously, there are some other people on here that could easily be a bigger target than her. Maybe someone doesn’t like strong, independent thinking women.
IDK, I like Kathy she seems like a sweet lady.
Nothing volatile about her at all, if you question a post then reply in a civil manner.
I’m aware of one guy who’s been stalking me on SBN. I said something of a political nature he didn’t like over on Cat Scratch Reader, and since then he tends to show up on any SBN site where I comment. He did show up on TDG a couple times, so maybe that’s how he found us here. It’s likely the same guy. I think if we just ignore him, he’ll get bored with it.
Some people need to get a life. Their life must be pretty empty if they follow someone sound to different websites and harass them.
I had several of the other kind of stalkers back in the day (when I was still young). One was so creepy I actually changed apartments, but who follows a grandmother around over politics, sheesh.
Really? Odd. Do you happen to remember their username over at SBN?
I’ll DM it to you via twitter.
Message sent. May not have the spelling exactly correct. The guys here would recognize the name, which is why I sent it separately.
Got it. LOL, yep, I remember him.
Literally internet stalking me. Not sure if he found me here, but only problem I ever had in over ten years, so likely him.
Seriously? Wow, that’s strange. If you ever do see anything strange on here, message me & let me know.
That dude REALLY believed in the vaccine. Very militant about it.
And yeah, just ignore and they’ll eventually get bored & find something even more fun than down voting someone’s comments.
I appreciate the guys speaking up for me, but we likely gave him too much attention. He came back and downvoted some of their comments, so best to ignore him.
GF mentioned it a week or so ago. Suggested just giving those posts a thumbs up to cancel it out.
I have done that they few times I have seen her posts with a thumb down.
Jackson was traded somewhere can’t remember.
Too many links…
went to approval lol
Jackson was traded somewhere can’t remember.
Wow, so it was a record trade day. Wonder if this trend will continue.
You mean next year?
Right, meant in future years. I recall in the past watching all day for trades, and very few actually happening.
Hockenson is really a double dip because he’s also an excellent blocker to go along with his receiving skills.
So it’s like the Vikings got a complete player? What a concept, they usually have TEs who can do one thing or nothing well.
Usually nothing.
he’s a stud.
not many TE get drafted R1 let alone top 10
beaker won’t see him to throw to him so it would be good if he could at least block
I won’ wouldn’t say stud but a his player nonetheless
Just wait, once Irv comes back & finishes breaking out, we’ll have two elite tight ends.
Lions fans say he’s not a good blocker.
man I don’t know about you guys but the thought of a road playoff game in Philadelphia does not sit well. If we go up 7-0 early I’m not gonna be celebrating.
I don’t like the idea of playing SF
No.
I agree.
of the rest of the NFC I would rather play everyone else.
recent bad memories from a few I suppose
Samsies.
Doesn’t matter who we play, we likely lose 54-3
I’d love SF. Suck
Well if we beat San Fran…big if…we’d play the 2nd lowest seed to come out of the wild card round. Philly would play the lowest seed.
about 8 weeks early to even think about it
Well well well……karma’s a bitch huh you cheating trickster?
LOL!
Lolyup my team really pooped the bed
LOL
Those of you marking comments as spam, thank you! It sends me a notification when you do that & I know to come in and mark the comment (and commenter) as spam so the devs can take action.
You’re welcome, although I’m sure others have as well, recognizing you have enough on your plate to be constantly looking for spam is too much. Spam is pretty much the only thing I flag, although there were a few threats back in the day on the DN that I flagged. One I recall specifically was someone who’s name I didn’t recognize said he was going to burn down an Asst. Coach’s house. Just my HR background, being aware of a duty to report certain things.
I don’t flag or even downvote any other comments. Free speech!
It works perfectly, sends me a link to the comment & I can clear all of that user’s comments from there & mark them as spam so that the devs can do whatever they do with them.
Very happy to learn that the system is working in a way that makes it easier for you.
Who the fuck is giving Kathy’s posts a thumbs down? You little coward
Nice way to throw people off your trail, everyone knows it’s you.
Lol…you still don’t know me well…I’m a loud mouth, I like confrontation not meekly hiding behind an anonymous vote option for a comment. If I have a problem with anyone I’ll fucking say it with my chest out.
Now that makes me think it’s you thinking that way as you were my #1 suspicion to begin with. You clearly have issues with women so it fits the profile perfectly. Where we you on Nov 1st at 4:21pm? Better have a good alibi or you’re gone buddy!
It’s not Kodiak either. We’re friends. I agree that he’s pretty angry with women in general, but now that I know what he’s been through with his ex, at least I understand where he’s coming from.
Think lifer and Kodiak are straight shooters, not going to cloak.
100%. As I said above, I don’t think it’s anyone here. I have a stalker that follows me around, it’s likely him.
I never thought it was Lifer, or really any of the regulars here. See my comment above. I have a stalker, it’s likely him.
I never thought it was lifer or any of the other more vocal posters on here because they would just say their mind. I figured it was some lurker.
Right, we’re adults who can discuss issues among ourselves.
I love that movie!
As do I, however I feel a greater appreciation for it after having a couple daughters
Amen!
It doesn’t say where they are getting the ranking, but I’m guessing this is what Kodiak is looking at.
https://www.nfl.com/games/vikings-at-commanders-2022-reg-9?active-tab=watch
Yep, and I admit I was wrong, 26th not 28th. I was wrong, but was surprised defense was ranked higher than offense
Actually, you were probably right.
If you don’t adjust for the bye week, the Vikings are exactly 26th for total yards.
Divide by games, and you get 15th for yards/game.
Last week they most likely were 28th in total yards.
Missing one game’s worth of yards is huge at this point in the season.
Saw that, you were right it seems. Strange, but it´s nfl.com.
Thanks for finding that, I had no idea how to
I guess i’m ok with the Hock deal now, TE sucks on this team. We’ll see.
did you guys know TJ Hockenson went to college at Iowa and was a Hawkeye??
NO WAY! Those Iowa guys are the REAL DEAL! What a STUD!
Man, I had better not invite you guys to comment on my obituary page, you’ll have all sorts of dark theories on how I came to die.
In other news, somehow I have lived an enlightened life to the age of 53; perhaps it is because most bathrooms I use have personal attendants. I went literally next door to use the restroom and realized too late there was no toilet paper. What a conundrum. Studying the toilet paper dispenser from my position on the toilet, it looked like there was paper in there, only on the other side of the opening. Utilizing my finely honed diagnostic skills, I was able to ascertain that there was a sliding door on the underside of the dispenser which opened to reveal the unused roll. I let out an audible “yes!” which was greeted by uncomfortable silence in the restroom.
MT Official Cause of Death: Shot at prairie dog with beta gun, it ricocheted off, hit his fuel tank where his John Deere was fueling up, exploded, which somehow turned the key, and put itself in gear, then ran through nearby fence, which broke and snapped back for miles, hitting his step-daughter in the pants, which caused her to throw the grandkid over her shoulder, where he landed on his DeWolt power tool, where the trigger was activated and it walked itself down the road and ran over MT’s foot, where he bled out because he didn’t have a diagnostic machine handy to tell him what was rong.
My stepdaughter really gets up for Halloween, they had their yard festooned with skeletons and spider webs, etc. Wolf howls, eerie music. She and the Italian girl sat outside in witch outfits stirring a bubbling pot. Recorded the top ten kiddos of the night. My favorite was this one six year old, comes up really edgy, keeps looking back at his parents, says to the two witches, “uh….errr…..are your parents home”. Funny how as humans we are programmed to find certain things scary. Another house had a tunnel set up you had to hunker down and crawl through to get to the front door, kids DID NOT want to get in there, kept trying to find a way around.
PS Two people went as her husband (my son in law the Saints fan who sat with me while Kamara singlehandedly dismantled the Vikings on Christmas Day) for Halloween. Hahaha priceless one of my technologists showed me the pics.
Hilarious! I should tell you in the ladies room, if we’re unlucky enough to end up in a stall with no toilet paper (first we quietly call ourselves out for forgetting to check before doing our business), we just say, can someone hand me some TP? Someone always does.
Back in Chicago. Man I missed an exciting day
You sure did.
Just got out of the balloon factory….sales are up!!!
Big Kirk-o gonna light it up now, he has a legit option at tight end & a dude who can actually hold his own at blocking.
blocking will help but beaker already misses seeing open receivers
Did anyone hit the Powerball?
Nope, now up to 1.2 big big ones for the next drawing.
Oooh I better get a ticket.
I heard I could be a big winner in the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes.
I invested 50 dollars over the last 2 drawings and turned it into 8 dollars.
Better return than the stock market.
I’m $2 ahead!!
Boy, all these flyers in the mail. So many GD people want office so they can help me. I’m speechless.
Don’t worry, they’ll go poof faster than a Viking’s Super Bowl
Red wave 8 days.
Is that a period joke?
Just politics, may happen, may not.
All I know is I submitted my votes in Pennsylvania, Georgia, Colorado, and Montana.
Atta boy MT.
He should throw in a couple more swing states, just for safety’s sake.
That’s literally a menstrual cup surfing on a red wave.
Lol
So you’re saying it is or it isn’t going to help our country?
Am I the only one that finds it funny?
Okay, my friend. I attended medical school. In fact, I didn’t miss a class, and I didn’t just graduate, I graduated top in my class. In addition, I scored a perfect 100% on the national shelf exam for obstetrics and gynecology, one of only nine people in the nation that year to do so.
Yet today, for the first time, I heard of a menstrual cup.
I bow to you.
Lol. Out of curiosity, what did you think was on the surf board?
Diaphragm or condom?
Don’t forgot NV and AZ….
Do you know what that “guy” on the surfboard is?
Lol/
You’re having your period in 8 days?
Thanks for sharing we’ll avoid you.
Voting red Lifer, something you don’t relate to.
I might go red….
I respect your opinions lifer. You ain’t knocking off jewelry stores and shooting people.
That you know of.
They want office to help themselves
@chrispavlovski (Today)
The French Government has demanded that Rumble (@rumblevideo) block Russian news sources. Like @elonmusk, I won’t move our goal posts for any foreign government.
Rumble will turn off France entirely (France isn’t material to us) and we will challenge the legality of this demand.
From March 5th:
@elonmusk
Starlink has been told by some governments (not Ukraine) to block Russian news sources. We will not do so unless at gunpoint.
Sorry to be a free speech absolutist.
My favorite African American
Hope he can stand firm on free speech. The left will be vicious in coming at him from every direction. I even worry if they can’t defeat him in other ways, he might get “suicided”.
Every stinking drug-addled nutjob will come out of the woodwork to attack him. And that’s just at universities, the media, and in suburban houses where they self-medicate.
PPskinflute, where are we on offensive yards as far as ranked?
Since PPB is rightly ignoring you:
#15 YARDS/GAME
10TH IN POINTS/GAME
https://www.espn.com/nfl/stats/team/_/table/passing/sort/netYardsPerGame/dir/desc
Makes no sense where the 28th came from
You probably just looked at total yards and did not adjust for games played. That would put you close to 28.
NFL.com actually said the offense was ranked 28th, I didn’t look at the metric. Was surprised though since the defense was mid teeens
Are you sure you were looking at the right site?
Mick says you have some troubles with your new phone.
haven’t been in phone coverage for over a month.
NFL.com game preview
All of these trades and the Packers pick up….NO ONE new for Rodgers. I love it.
LOL
Green Bay should be following their GM everywhere and snorting at him. But for some reason he’s getting a pass on helping RotoRoogders
Their way of saying “Don’t go away mad…..just go away.”
Sounds like they wanted in on Claypool, but the Bears swooped in & got him.
Thats what I read too. Made me laugh. The Football Gods may finally be brining us down the good time line for once.
Wow, am I the only one thinking there are more trades than usual right before the deadline? Most here seem to really like the Hockenson trade. A trade within division will always seem odd to me though.
More teams make more moves now that there are more play off spots available, that and the Rams pretty much started the new trend last season and they showed it can work.
lots of mediocre crap teams and damn few good ones. Losers like the Vikings think they have a chance
When is Big 5 back from hunt?
I think the weekend
What…ya’ll have a lovers quarrel?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Lol, he’s elk hunting, I’m working. Friggen cold here
You mean cold without him?
Hmm, I hadn’t thought about the extra playoff spots.
Same thing is happening in the MLB too. Trade dead lines are off seasons are spicier because of that reason.
There seems to be a lot of action on trade deadline day this year compared to recent years, I agree.
I like the Hockenson trade for two reasons:
1) Even though he was drafted early, he’s still a 1st round talent, and a huge jump from Irv Smith Jr
2) The swap of picks means that MIN basically gave up a 3rd, which I’m very OK with
I think I equated to a 6th didn’t it?
It definitely keeps things interesting. Assuming Vikings continue to make progress on getting out of cap ****, also seems an improvement over past regime just continuing to sign guys off the scrap heap during the season.
I like the move. We will need him in 24 when we might have a chance.
If we can pay him.
Inflation at 50% will take care of that
Cap will be 350 mill by 24
AT, Cook, HS, Kendricks all likely gone. Need to sign JJ in 2 years and Christ in 3.
now do just deadline day
Search engine sez no.
Agree Kathy.
I don’t recall many trades at all at the deadline in years past.
Hockenson trade is great for Minnesota, he’ll be a solid contributor within a couple weeks. Seems like an abnormally high # of trades.
I agree and by time we can compete in 24 he will be solid as one of the best te in the game. Young core for the future
Hock plays game 14. Tears ACL/MCL and out til Dec, 2023. Cuz, Vikings.
Always nice to read these optimistic takes after the Vikings managed to generate a potentially good thing. Kodiak hacked your account?
No. I’m sarcasm. Kodiak is the real deal.
Sarcasm is good.
Like to see him soon but playbook/chemistry might not be there for awhile.
True – TE routes and blocking schemes are a bit more challenging to learn than handing the ball to CMC and saying “score.”
Does he have good blocking skills? Sometimes it’s that or receiving.
Wow. Feel better already.
Yeah, we really got the better of this deal…………..for now.
Doubt we beat Bills but do have Boys at home. Maybe steal that one. He should have a feel by then.
I wouldn’t bet a single dollar on the Vikings winning or even covering the spread
No, Allen is a beast.
Maybe he sits out for a reason. Worked twice with other teams already
Only chance.
Allen’s a bust according to Skolly, Kirk’s better
LOL, didn’t see that.
Its been quite a while, though he said Kirk’s better w/in the last year or so
depends on who gets injured for them. We could win both easily if Jobu gives them covid.
Won’t be hard to replace Irv’s production, so the bar is set low.
Anyone who picks up Irv better make it incentive laden. My God.
If they get more than 8 games out of him it would be a miracle.
Or fewer than a pile of critical drops
it’ll be a little harder to do better with no playbook knowledge than Mundt/Ellefson having their advantage of being with the team all year
I have so sarcastic for so long, not even I can tell the difference anymore
9th best TE so far
My stats sound better peterrrrr
Did he get a haircut?
genericwhitefootballplayer.jpg
😂
He sucks.
Cut him.
Calvin Ridley to the Jags. Maybe Drake London and Kyle Pitts will actually do something now.
eh
Yeah, I forgot he was suspended the entire year. For some reason I thought he missed the beginning of the year and had played the last few weeks. I haven’t been watching that much football, especially not the Falcons.
When is allowed to play again?
I think 2023. Possibly playoffs this year?
IDK either, I just remember it being reported that he will miss all of 2022 at a minimum but that was when he first got suspended.
Not until 2023, from what I’ve read.
Next year lol
Yeah, I forgot about that one. Damn contracts and reports have me too distracted today.
Is the cap hit being reported what his total cap hit for 2022 is, including what he would have been paid already by Detroit or is it prorated? I thought the actual cap hit is prorated for deals as a per week deal, but maybe I am wrong on that.
I thought it was under a million this year and something like 9 million next
maybe it’s something under a million per game? I dunno
I guess in general I’m just curious if salaries are prorated at all. I.e., if a guy has an $18 million salary/roster bonus, after trading for him week 8 are you on the hook for $18 mill or $10?
oh, I believe Detroit’s on the hook to pay for his first 8 weeks
https://dknation.draftkings.com/nfl/2022/11/1/23434915/tj-hockenson-contract-trade-restructure-salary-this-year-next-vikings-lions-dead-money
I saw $500,000 ish prorated to the Vikings.
$850,000 ish in cap space before the trade.
They had to pay out the dead cap (which was already paid). Our obligation is a bit over half a million for the rest of the year. $9 million cap hit next year, would restructure prior to that, most likely.
Summary:
Surly’s fantasy team sucks and he hates life
Five and Lifer are the same person and as such are now LiferFingers, Liferfingers had Kodiak “behind” him this morning.
Adam Zimmer died, RIP
Surly thinks he’s the best at picking his nose
Fast Food discussion
MT has never ordered the shit burger at McDonalds, but does at other restaurants
Irv is going to breakout
thisnext year.PPB is all about the LBGTQ
Skoldiers said something about the coking trade, stay off the drugs son
Wrenage is anti hair, so is northwoods
Bowbunch thinks TJ Hockenson stole Freezey’s girlffriend
Vikings trade for TJ Hockenson, no word from Five yet on how this will effect the stranglehold Detroit will have on the NFC North for the next 10 years.
Bowbunch is happy the Vikings have a reliable kicker
Kinda slow day.
MT’s was my favorite, LOL
hahaha bowbunch
I would like to organize a nose-picking contest. It has the potential to be bigger than fantasy football, and you all can get in on the ground floor.
Thank you for the summary!
CBS power rankings has the Vikings at number 4. Stacking Dubbs.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/powerrankings/
FO has them at 18th, so LOL
but with an 88% chance to win the division and a 50% chance at the 2-seed, we could host a playoff game (or two??) before our hearts are inevitably broken again
Yeah.
FO also has Miami at 12 and Green Bay at 13th.
Which is weird to have 2 teams we beat ahead of them.
Did you look at who is #17? The 2 win Jags.
#15 is the 3-5 Broncos.
https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/nfl/team-efficiency/2022/regular
Yup. I see. It means those teams are doing a better job getting 40%+ of the remaining yardage on 1st down, 65%+ of remaining yardage on 2nd down, and/or converting 3rd (and 4th) downs.
Consistent efficiency is the kind of thing that drives these rankings. The idea is to take the sustainable parts of the game that correlate most with winning over significant sample size (hundreds of games) and see which team is most exemplifying those things.
We all know some teams get lucky and win a couple of games more than they should, and vice versa. Some teams lose after outplaying their opponents.
Vikings opponents’ QBs have outplayed Cousins (in DYAR, one of their QB metrics) in 4 of their 7 games so far. Cousins outplayed Rodgers, Fields and Goff.
I’ve used their metrics before when looking at offenses or defenses.
I just like how the 6-1 Vikings and the 2-6 Jags are basically the same team.
Is Kodiak on their staff?
LOL, I don’t think so
Where are the BSF power rankings?
easy:
1-25 no one cares
26 vikings
27 dolphins
28 cardinals
29 *aints
30 packers
31 bears
32 lions
I’d switch the packers and lions, but otherwise its perfect!
boom! I’ve been paying attention to your rankings, it seems 🙂
anyone know where we are for 3 and outs after last game? I think we had fewer than normal. Maybe only 8-10. Should have improved
Adding Hockenson is a good thing.
Big, athletic TE that unlike Rudy, you don’t have to clock with a sundial.
This is a good piece to add.
It should be good, and cost little since greasy sucks at drafting anyway. Too bad beaker won’t see him open and dump off to Cook or Ham instead
Chubb to fins you heard it here first.
Would be huge
that would be big news. A lot of action in at the trade deadline this year
True. Fins gave Edmonds and the 1st they got from the Niners.
Broncos gave Chubb and a 5th
This happened?
interesting
unlikely, though? I feel like the Browns have to like their chances at a wildcard spot this year coming off a win against the Bengals and with the Steelers looking awful
I think Lifer is talking about the other Chubb
Lifer is talking the Chubb from Denver, I think.
Yup. LB
I usually think Lifer is talking about Biden’s chubb
Biden’s chubb is in the back of his pants
They should have more unattractive cheerleaders, that might help.
Too many Chubbs in the NFL right now
Yowza.
Do they need a golf instructor?
why do the dolphins want a RB?
They included RB Chase Edmunds in their trade for LB Chubb.
ohhhh
Not bad
traded away, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 6th, 7th, 7th got back 4th,4th and 7th
I think I had a stroke trying to read this.
you should run against Dr Oz
Fetterface
Oz wouldn’t stand a chance
Kind of strange to make the trade when the “Redskins” were going to cut him. I doubt the Steelers gave up much, might be a trade that helps both teams
I’m glad they didn’t stab him
Yeah, I was worried. Nobody really deserves that.
‘cept Gregg Williams
Who are the best teams right now?
1) BUF
2) PHI
3) DAL
4) BAL
5) KCC
Honorable mention to the 49ers
DAL and BAL ahead of KCC?
Chiefs have the best offense, but their defense is remarkably mediocre at best and their special teams is totally meh
Ravens have the 2nd best offense and a significantly better defense than the Chiefs, and the top special teams in the league
Cowboys defense is WAY better than these other teams – about as good as BUF or PHI, and their offense is 12th and should improve. Plus they have the 2nd best ST in the league.
but KC and BAL are pretty close overall, actually. Dallas is a bit of a jump up from them both. Then PHI and BUF are close to each other, but a fair bit ahead of DAL.
Think of tier 1 as Bills/Eagles
Tier 2 is the Cowboys on their own
Tier 3 is Ravens/Chiefs
Tier 19, the Vikings
Vikings are similar to:
Titans
Jaguars
Chargers
Broncos
Patriots
I would agree with that. Your ranking had us average out at 19th, which is around where we should be
if you weight special teams equally with offense and defense, anyway. FO has the Vikings at 18th overall right now, so it’s all very close.
They’re playing like a 4-3 or 3-4 team right now and got some luck along the way. Luck often evens out.
That said, if a better TE means more offense and more opportunities for Cook/Thielen/Osborn and maybe even Jefferson over the course of several drives, and more time of possession, and therefore fresher defense, well, and everything falls into place and no one gets hurt AND we have the chance to host multiple playoff games….
…it could be fun!
big if, beaker doesn’t see a lot of open receivers
Vikings might compete in a couple years. Where does nfl.com rank O, D and ST this week? Top 25 maybe?
11th offense
21st defense
25th special teams
(not NFL, but Football Outsiders – they’re the ones I have been using)
Interesting because before the game when I went to nfl.com to follow it. They had the Vikes offense 28 or so and the defense mid teens. Wonder why such a difference?
Averaging your ranks out give us well below average at 19th, which seems about right for this team.
Would love a screenshot of this, again, can´t imagine that the offense as such was rated 28th. Doesn´t compute for a then 5-1 team.
I know there are “doomers” on this site and all, but I do think the Vikings are a bit of a paper tiger so far this year
They could turn out to be a paper tiger, not sold on the Vikes being a contender at all. But 28th just seems incredibly low for the production this offense has generated.
I agree – not sure where the 28 came from
His ass
Tomorrow go to nfl.com and click on the foreskins game. They should have the preview up and that will give the same ratings as last week after adjusting for the card game.
Generally speaking a team’s record in one score games is usually right around .500, the Vikings were actually only one game off from that last year at 6-8 in one score games. The Vikings are 5-0 so far in 2022. There will likely be some regression.
They’re just going to start double digiting everybody like Skolly predicts.
we were a missed PAT away from a one score game on sunday…
totally agree with this Ben – just a question of whether the regression will come in the 2nd half of this season or next year
If it doesn’t come by the playoffs it will be a massive correction then.
One of the nice things this year is that we are rarely losing (take out the long loss-Eagles).
2022
Cards lead for 3:14
Miami lead for 3:33
Bears lead for 7:00
Saints lead for 5:24
GB game never trailed.
Lions game looked like last year. Fall behind then catch back up.
2021
Lots more lead changes or just trailing
Cards game we had 8 lead changes.
Bengals we were behind most of the game-OT L
raven game similar.
Panthers game went to OT
While we are not blowing away the other teams this year, the pace and tempo of the game feels different.
We seem to be more in control. A less reactionary and more contemplative approach.
Also forgot to point out that the lead lasted until the very next possession, when the Vikings took back.
+3 on turnovers and having our drives extended by their penalties will do that
Vikings are better than the 49ers…Not going to argue with the rest of your list.
49ers have been inconsistent, and their offense has issues, but I like Jimmy better with CMC in the backfield, and they have an easier schedule going forward than the Vikings.
I forgot the 49ers now have CMC…that might put them ahead.
Fortunately they might not catch the Vikings for seeding, but we’ll see. I’d rather host ’em than travel in January
If we even make the playoffs. In this game you never know. We lose beaker or JJ and we could end up 6-11
true, but those are pretty big IFs, IMO
Talk about coaching making a difference, look at how 49ers used CMC compared to Panthers. I get there are other factors, esp. OL, but my goodness, you can see the creativity in one game.
yup. I see the same thing with Russel Wilson floundering (although partly due to injury) while Geno Smith shows a nice resurgence
MIN
they’ve got plenty left to prove
let’s see how they come out of the Bills/Cowboys/Patriots stretch
This has probably been overlooked, but with the addition of Hockenson, there will be less pressure on Irv when he gets back and Irv can get on with having that breakout season he’s been working on.
I like the way you think. Hockenson and Irv will be the new Gronk/Herndandez (hopefully minus the whole murder thing).
Speaking of murder, I saw Ray Lewis dancing like a moron at some point this season and I’m excited for him to go away
Was he having one of those seizures again?
I didn’t watch long enough to see – I heard his name, looked up, looked away
Without the murder thing?
Naw, we play in Minneapolis…
We will finally be able to forget about the Sex Boat with what sounds like a tongue in cheek horror flick… introducing MURDER BOAT!!!
All Irv does is score touchdowns.
And help out docs doing radiology stuff.
I think you mean “every time he’s touched he goes down”
That makes a lot of sense. I’m calling my bookie and betting on this. Double or nothing. This is my chance to keep my thumbs!
“I’m 64 grand in the hole – they’re gonna take my thumbs!”
Yep, that’s exactly what I was thinking about!
Good ol’ The Simpsons 🙂
On the Pride of Det. site – someone just posted:
“The downtime between drafts is so annoying.” LOL
Thats some A grade humor. The silver lining to Detroit’s fans endless misery is their sense of humor has become honed and is sharp as a tack. They also make the best memes. I would drink many beers with Lions fans.
Jefferson is 4th out of qualifying 59 WRs (32+ passes)
Thielen is 16th in the same group
Hockenson is 9th best TE (Irv was 37th out of 37 LOL)
Cook is 9th out of 37 qualifying RBs
Cousins is 16th out of 35 with 120+ passes … will better TE play elevate him?
oline is 6th (4th in run block, 9th in pass protect)
makes sense that Minnesota has the 11th best offense (a bit better running than throwing)
but the defense is still 21st (can stop the run OK, can’t stop the pass well enough)
Defense is improving from what I’ve seen. Losing Tomlinson will hurt though.
Offense learning new system, and the OL is playing much better than in the past, which is no small thing.
defense trajectory does seem to be positive at the moment, but they’ve got to get a lot better before the playoffs if they want to make noise
Agreed. Especially with their zone coverages.
defense was ranked higher than the offense
Nah, just score 45 every game. They’re gonna become a shoot out team with a defense that is just good enough. Don’t have to be the best defense if the offense offsets it. Release the Kirk.
sounds like ’98
At least we have a reliable kicker this time around….
Better score 48 every game. Lions scored 45 and Vikings West scored 48 to beat them this year.
F it, lets go for 53 (7 TDs with 3 missed XPs).
Nfl.com had us as the 28th offense going into the card game. What are you using for info?
That seems terribly low, even for nfl.com
Look at who you’re talking to
Yup, that´s why I asked. Can´t imagine the offense was rated THAT low.
maybe for yardage?
they have the 2nd best overall starting position on offense (every drive of the year so far averaged) and they seem to be gaining a lot of yards via penalty, so their scoring/yardage is kind of off the charts (and maybe unsustainable?)
Kodiak didn´t go into detail, just wrote that
So naturally this reads like they had the offense in general at 28, which seems improbable.
they did, all they listed was defense in mid teens and offense either 27 or 28, then compared it to the same for the cards. Not sure what they were using, could have been yards
Can you share a link?
For real this time. lol.
I can’t find ranks on their site.
My link below is just numbers.
https://www.nfl.com/stats/team-stats/offense/rushing/2022/reg/all
It isn’t up right now. It should be tomorrow in the foreskin preview. Obviously adjusted for last weeks performance. It will be interesting to see what they use and where we rank.
Due to penalties and being given the ball we have scored a ton with very low yardage production.
I know, I was really surprised because they had the defense in the mid teens. First time I saw the defense ranked higher than the offense all season.
https://www.footballoutsiders.com/stats/nfl/team-efficiency/2022/regular
I think you need an account to see the whole page, but the free version is enough (just need an email & password)
With the Bears trading for Claypool, are they thinking they can snag a wild card?
It’s gotta be a trade with an eye on the next few years, not this one.
I don’t really understand this trade from Detroit’s perspective.
I don’t, either. Trade away one of the few pieces they have that they can buiild on, and get very little in return. From my understanding, we lose our 2nd rounder next year but get a 4th in return, & we swap picks in the 4th round in 2024. Plus, we get one of the league’s better young tight ends.
Lions fans actually seem good with it. They think TJ is not a 1st round talent and they needed to get something for him and also get out from under his contract next year. They see him as an above-average TE who would demand top-5 TE money soon. They really like having 5 picks in the top-100 in the upcoming draft.
That’s what I’ve gathered from what I’ve seen online.
Just trying to justify it so they don’t get too depressed.
Correct. Plus we’re probably over-hyped about him, but he’s a huge upgrade over Irv et al.
Won’t matter except maybe in blocking. Beaker won’t see open receivers anyway
They took him 8th in 2019. I was hoping he would drop to the Vikings, but at 8 he was over-drafted
Anyone get the details on Adam Zimmer. Tough going for Mike.
Haven’t heard anything definitive. We still don’t know much about his wife, as MT pointed out in the first thread
Young kids involved as well…
So his wife might have killed him? Is that MT’s theory? Wouldn’t surprise me if she went off her meds
no, Mike Zimmer’s wife died “of natural causes” in 2009 at the age of 50
Adam’s wife might have killed him. Need to wait for the autopsy to see if she poisoned him. Sounds like they were not living together
ohhh, Adam’s wife
yikes, I hope not – that would be extra sad
I can’t find any evidence of Adam Zimmer being married. Everywhere I’ve looked so far, says he was single and never married. There are comments that he kept his personal life private, so I guess it’s possible these articles are wrong.
Found this, which you guys may have known, but I didn’t:
“Jovan Belcher, a linebacker for the Chiefs, shot and killed his fiancée during the 2012 campaign before driving to the team’s facilities and killing himself in front of head coach Romeo Crennel. This greatly impacted Adam Zimmer, especially as he had just recently lost his mother in 2009 due to natural causes. Zimmer was also let go when Kansas City fired Crennel following the 2012 campaign.”
wow, I forgot about that, and I never knew that Adam was with the Chiefs at the time
That family has been through so much. Feel terrible for them.
Yeah, that’s awful.
Remember Anne Heche? Her mother lost her husband and now 4 of her 5 children. Wowza.
Not to make it a contest or anything, but that woman has suffered terribly.
Yikes, I didn’t know. Can’t imagine anything worse than losing a child.
I’ve got a high tolerance for listening to people talk about difficult things they’ve been through – especially if I’ve never had to go through it myself
I was going off young kids involved. That usually means married. If not, his gf could have killed him if she went off her meds
No and I doubt you will, I’m sure the family would prefer to keep things private, though I’m certain the Ghoul is doing everything possible to find out.
I feel terrible for the Zimmer family. Everything I’ve read about Adam is that he was a really good guy. His sister posted a heart wrenching tribute which also gave him credit for really stepping up as a big brother when their Mom died.
I’ve read that the police report said that someone asked them to do a wellness check on Adam Monday afternoon, police found him dead at his home. Police said there was nothing suspicious and no evidence of any foul play, so we will have to wait for the autopsy.
Sad, at least his wife didn’t kill him unless it was poison.
very sad. Bengals suffered a bad divisional loss the night before. I wonder if alcohol was involved.
Whenever a celebrity, athlete or person with a degree of fame goes early, that is a common wonder, I reckon. It’s where my brain goes just because it seems to happen regularly.
I don’t mean to be disrespectful, but yeah, it’s natural to wonder what happened
Yes, it is a sensitive subject. I remember when Prince died, my reaction was drugs, and my coworker took major offense to that.
any rockstar that makes it past 27 has a reason to celebrate
Your coworker is a twat.
my mind doesn’t go to alcohol anymore when i hear of someone just….being found dead….
well, fentanyl and covid vaccines are possibilities, of course
my mind would go to those 2 over wife poisoning hahahaha
your wife is a sweet republican, though
i guess i would need to see the percentage of deaths by wife, to think that’s even a viable thing to think….
that’s like hollywood trying to make everyone believe the homosexual population in this world is over 75%, based on the amount of commercials, movies etc…that have gay couples in it. when we know that it is FAR FAR FAR less than that
Greatest generation 1%, boomers 3%, genexers 3-4%, millennials 20%, genzee 20%+.
Scary
social contagion
lots of false positives out there
agreed.
He’ll bring his luck t the Vikings and scare away Jobu. We might go 1-6 next 7 games.
the Washington Pronouns didn’t look very good in Indy
but still
Oh, no doubt they suck, but if our luck switches we are doomed. Imagine losing 5 starters to IR. Most penalties in the nfl, lose our starting qb for 2 games, go -3 on turnovers each game next 8 games. If everything we got lucky on to win 6 games reverses we could easily go 1-7.
that’s true
injuries/turnovers/penalties all in our favor so far. some of that isn’t luck, but much of it is.
What isn’t luck is Jobu.
that’s brutal
He’s always been “apart” of a team with at least 6 wins. #grammarnazi
solid point
I see people do that all the time – one of those rare times where a space REALLY matters with what you’re saying or interpretation. Either people are ignorant (highly likely) or not careful enough. Combining two otherwords isn’t typically aproblem, but this one definitelyis.
I like the way you incorporated your point at the end there.
Haha thanks!
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