Good Morning Viking Fans (and doomers). Finally Friday with massive football tilts across our great country. First shoutout goes to the bedrock of Americas favorite sport, High School Football where playoffs are in full swing this weekend and legends are made. Doesn’t get any better than a Friday Night under the lights put it all on the line game that will live with you for the rest of your life. Three big tilts on Saturday with Alabama @ LSU, Clemson @ Notre Dame, and Tennessee @ Georgia. On Sunday, our beloved Vikings march to the nation’s capital for Kirk Cousins’ first game back in Washington to face the Commanders. Should be a good one! So, drop on in to the comments below and share some old High School football memories and thoughts on how Chains enacts his revenge on Dan Snyder.
Benjamin’s Summary of Thread One:
Summary:
Mick a lazy millennial who can’t even be bothered to type out the full good morning, just gm, that’s how little he cares about all of you.
Kfey says GTFOH because its too early for your bull shit, Brad wants to know when is a good time for his bullshit.
Brad’s been on twitter 10 years and still doesn’t know how to use it
Everyone agrees Iowa sucks
Skoldiers guarantees the Huskers beat the Gophers tomorrow
The pronouns frog/frogself somehow evolved into a discussion about bad horror movies
multiple corrections of *you’re and *too
In what is surely the most pointless debate in history, eggslusher and mjolnlib argued about Friday Night Lights and Varsity Blues.
Big Stupid Face likes looking at homeless men’s cocks
Brad Childress sucks
CCOHF likes to check out old curmudgeons
Five has 22 kids despite only raw dogging tranny hookers, impressive.
LFA can’t tell if Bowbunch has threesome’s with his friend or Elk
MT reeeaaally wants to know if KOC’s wife is still pregnant
MT says flip flops cause whiplash, must be why he wears crocs instead
In case ppb hasn’t heard from the 6 or so other comments, the Bills/Vikings game can’t be flexed
Caligoober thinks otters are ugly
Wrenage is lonely, I think five has referrals available for companionship at the right price
According to Wrenage and eggslusher Danielle Hunter sucks at Karate
Five is in last place in the Skoloholics fantasy league
Northwoods doesn’t know what he’ll be watching this weekend but its “NFL Football”
Mick asks the question, Five you see this?
Fuck France – Socalminfan
All Manly Purple sees is abortion
According to Skoldiers the Vikings are now vegetarians
DE Viking gets PA ads in DE, so I guess people from DE can now vote in PA?
Minnesota Vikings News:
Skoldiers brings you Week 9 Skoldiers’ Spreads: Vikings @ Commanders.
We brought you the Skoloholics Power Rankings Summary: Week 9.
The Vikings’ O-line has cracked PFF’s weekly top 10 list for the first time in a very long time.
Skoldiers has your Vikings vs. Cardinals Week 8 Report Card.
Video of the Day:
It’s finally Friday!
No weekend thread, another fail!!!!!!!!!!
Lo fuckin l, only a thousand years till all electric.
I’ll only be 1077 by then.
LMAO
The head of GM is probably all glad to get in bed with Creddpy, Mary Bear
Big 5 is a full alpha male
When I grew up our town had an Alpha School and an Alpha Store that sold recycled clothes to support it.
The school was for Retarded kids, don’t know what the current/proper/woke term is now.
When I joined the Army I was put in ‘A’ Company (aka Alpha Company). We would march around calling cadence, ‘We are Alpha, mighty, mighty Alpha”.
To me it felt like we were yelling to the whole area/post/world that we were retarded. Growing up in my town ‘Alpha’ was a bad thing to be called.
well you’re retarded so that’s to be expected
Lol. What you drinking tonight?
Felt like some tequila tonight
This stuff so good I can drink it straight with some ice. Dang. Nice mixup off whisky 😎
Sounds delicious, enjoy! 🥃
Man I just laugh at these…probably staged but still funny.
https://youtube.com/shorts/exYSNKVw_sk?feature=share
LOL
I’m outta here. Y’all have a great weekend, drive fast & take chances.
I’ll be watching for your hilarious comments during the game
Yes!
Yesssss
WTF is a dry shampoo product?
Twins baseball fans remember this guy?
Looks like meatsauce
That guys a clown
*guy’s
but yes I agree
awesome!!
Friend of yours? Who is that guy?
Don’t know, not a mlb fan. If he was thinning people out like that he should be well known
My wife has notified me to say that she is bringing home a quarter pounder for me.
The Friday night love dance begins…
Foreplay!
After I got done with my biopsy, my wife came into town and we walked the dog together. During the walk I talked about squirting tumor juice and widely disseminated cancer. That always gets her hot and bothered.
Tumor juice is a nice touch
Shocking I’m sure but I am a neat freak. Same goes when I do a biopsy. Used needles go over here, glass slides lay here, need 10 not 9 not 11 4×4’s over here, etc…The technologists are still getting used to me vs the retiring rad who is not so squeaky clean. After the first pass with the BioPince tumor juice comes squirting out, I casually place my finger over the coax guide needle, insert the cannula, and place a nice little series of 4×4’s to catch the juice before it drips on the gantry or the floor. Meanwhile they were scrambling for a towel as they thought I would do like the retiring rad and just let it run out. Yuck.
Smooth talk like that will get you what you want, you silver tongued devil.
It does not surprise me you are somewhat anal retentive. It is nearly a necessity to get through med school these days
That’s some Lord Byron-level stuff there!
I still say the greatest gift we have been given as Vikings fans the last 4+ years is a QB that hasn’t missed significant time for injury. I can’t knock the guy for durability.
Quite true.
Gotta give beaker credit where it is due. He hangs in there and gets the shart knocked out of him only to do it again and again. Too bad he isn’t consistent
His durability always gets overlooked. Very good point.
5 and Kodiak would vote for Walz if they lived in Minny
https://twitter.com/SkolBros/status/1588600712157880320?s=20&t=304meTO0j0tibm-nGjfdFQ
He has a point.
Easy Skoldiers, this site is full of stupid libs
LOL, this reply
https://twitter.com/nashdelirium/status/1588615309891874817?s=20&t=EVtKdq5ptiyLIUHa0iEkBw
that’s hilarious
Hahhahah
Jar is a winner
Nailor and Dantz logged a Full today which is good, but both Questionable for Sunday. DT out.
Oh good Smith is poised to breakout in the playoffs.
Not one starter on IR is just amazing
Well, Smith is on IR so…
Hochenson replaced him as the starter though. Obviously a huge upgrade. I’ve never seen so few injuries on this team. We’ve had like 2 starters miss games now w/Dalvin out. Amazing.
But that was a terrible move by the GM as we moved like 8 positions down in the draft.
We’ll see how it plays out. Greasy’s draft has been pretty unimpressive so far
I give the guy a pass. First year jitters and all. Next year we’ll fleece the Browns.
I´d love Queasy fleecing the poop eaters. His first draft doesn´t look too good as of now, but way too early to grade anything.
Yep, he has 4 years to try to get it together. Only time will tell.
Yep. We should ignore that, though, since it doesn’t fit the narrative.
Lol…even when he tries to be positive, he’s dumb.
Should we pass the hat to pay for his surgery?
He’s gonna get a leg up on the competition.
I’m mortise-ized I’m making jokes about an ankle injury.
Seriously hoping the best for him.
Same, but IMO, I don’t think he’ll play again. If he does play, he definitely won’t be the same player he was. He’ll be a step or two slower.
He’s done
Agree
5 you see this?? GOOOOOOOAT!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
😂
HAHAHAHHAHAAH
That is good math! LOL!
If you have to tell people you’re an alpha male you’re beta cuck
Ok five
Five tells people he’s an alpha male
ALL the time
Five you see this?
also, 5 you see this?
You could use Case Keenum with TB if you wanted.
or Buster Scruggs
Or any of us.
that’s the funny part
Going over the game plan
Where the hell is Booth Jr.?
This is an excellent question. Dude seems to have disappeared.
Maybe the team forgot him in London and he still is aimlessly wandering around in Tottenham?
Looking at our lineup, they have Sullivan in as the slot corner. Booth is buried at 3rd on the depth chart. I guess he’s not ready yet. Shrug
Booth seems to need more time to get ready. One would except moar from a 1rd round pick, we´ll see if he can develop.
Terrible draft, going to hurt us for years.
Let´s grade it in like 3 years or so, but it does not look promising for the first 2 picks, agreed.
One starter when we had the #12 pick isn’t a good draft. Yes, we will see in a couple more years, but it currently looks terrible
Live look at Booth Jr…..
First 2 picks not playing.
But I’m glad we won the draft day trades !!!
Yeah, they’re getting more out of some of the previous draft picks, though, which is helping. Bradbury went from bust to average, which is a huge improvement. Darrisaw took a huge step forward, as did Tomlinson. @Then, we can never forget that Irv is having a breakout year@
LOL…
Fair assessment
Not impressed with Mensah’s draft…yet. Even though it is too soon to tell, I really think we needed to hit on one, especially the defensive picks.
I like his trade for Hockenson and Smith, almost forgot about that guy. The guy from the Bills don’t know how he’s doing.
Too early to tell. Cine got hurt, not too big of a concern. Booth may come along great yet, we don’t know. We’ll know more in a year, we won’t know for sure for another 3 years.
Ingram is doing ok, not great but is young and will develop I expect. That’s about it for this year, pretty depressing
I mean Watson sucks for GB, and Williams hasn’t even taken a snap yet
One starter per draft. Going to be a long 4 years w/Greasy
In the tub with the other scrubs
Patience.