Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion: 07 Nov 2022

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Happy post-win Monday, everyone, and welcome to Skoloholics! Join us as we discuss the latest Minnesota Vikings news, Minnesota Vikings updates, news from around the NFL, and virtually any other topic. On this site, the real action is in the comments, so if you haven’t checked out the comments section yet, you should join us! This is the open thread, which is……open. Therefore, you will see discussion of nearly ANY topic here. Our one rule here is: “Remember, be cool to one another”. Also, a word to the wise, don’t feed the trolls. SKOL!!!!!!

Wow, the Vikings are seven and one. Let that sink in. Nobody, not even optimists like myself, expected the team to be seven and one heading into week 10.

It doesn’t really matter how you get there, you just have to get there. Now, do I think that the Vikings can go anywhere in the in playoffs if they’re playing like they did yesterday? Nah. Do I think the Vikings will continue to get better? Well, yes. Most teams improve throughout the year, and I see the Vikings continuing to improve on both sides of the ball. As of now, the Minnesota Vikings have the second-best record in the NFL. Hoo-ah! SKOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 8:11 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 8:31 am

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 8:38 am

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 8:40 am

Blazing Saddles autorec!

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 8:59 am

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:10 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 11:41 am

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 12:29 pm

Kick some butt Brad!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:06 pm

HEAR HEAR!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 2:07 pm

don’t tell BSF, maybe he stays here

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 3:24 pm

Even Phil called you out for getting your ass handed to you by me.
Delicious.

VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:47 pm

On Saturday night we went to a bull riding event in La Crosse, WI. As we were walking in amidst a sea of people dressed in cowboy hats, my brother-in-law said, “I wonder how many conservatives are here?”
And of course the announcers know their audience, so one time when a bull was just wandering around the arena floor and not going back into the cage area the announcer said, “That bull looks as confused as Joe Biden at a press conference.” That got a good laugh from the crowd.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:52 pm

my people

Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:17 pm

I bet waltz wins?

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:19 pm

Of course. This is Minnesota. They are conservative in all the wrong ways and liberal in all the wrong ways.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 1:22 pm

yup, would be nice to see a shocker though. Should be interesting to see what happens tomorrow. Hopefully, the rubs can win all and then declare marshall law and throw all libs into the sea

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:24 pm

Fire up the helicopters.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:28 pm

throw all libs into the sea

Settle down there buddy.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:33 pm

bon voyage lib!

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:36 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 1:23 pm

Minnesota politics is absurd.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:27 pm

Right now waltz has a 8.8% lead according to 538, which is about as accurate as any other poll.
They have a links to other polls and races. Its a decent site.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/governor/2022/minnesota/

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:29 pm

Since I haven’t lived in MN for close to 40 years, I don’t follow the races that close. But isn’t that kind of close for a democrat? Usually they are leading by a lot more than that right?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:36 pm

It used to be competitive.
1979-1983 Quie R
1983-199- Perpich D
1991-1999 Arne Carlson R
1999-2003 Jesse Ventura I
2003-2011 Pawlenty R
2011- now has been dems

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:38 pm

*massive illegal immigration

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:38 pm

Trafalgar has an October poll that has Jensen ahead. He ain’t ahead by much, but he’s ahead.

538 always leans left. I’d trust Trafalgar way before 538

MN Gov General – Oct 2022

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 1:39 pm

that should mean he’s up 10 as all these are rigged and run by criminal Facecrook and the like

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 1:42 pm

Yeah. But Waltz will still win.

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:43 pm

many like high crime, tax, no police?

DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:47 pm

Well, Minnesotans apparently do…….

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:48 pm

yes, same in CO and many other areas.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:51 pm

Dems are still good at “divide and conquer”

Get young people fired up about climate change, who don’t give a crap about being in bed with the elites who want to stamp out freedom to protest.

Get some women fired up about abortion, who don’t give a crap about inflation or the economy.

Get urbans fired up about diversity, who don’t give a crap about being shot at

Etc. etc.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 1:54 pm

yup, many many freeloaders also whop want free stuff and extremely low iq fools who like $4 gas for no reason

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 2:07 pm

Welp, if you don’t have a car and you’re so stupid you don’t understand the glue you used to glue yourself to the freeway came from fossil fuels… lol

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 1:58 pm

Did any of you bother clicking on the link?
It has the trafalgar poll and a bunch of others.
here is what is in the link: You can literally pick the poll you like

Governor, Minnesota, 2022https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/images/hasAvgIcon.svg?v=4bc7cd85AVG.Oct.26-30

836LVA

SurveyUSA
KSTP-TV (St. Paul, Minn.)Walz51%
43%
Jensen Walz+8Oct.10-30

219LVB/C

St. Cloud State University
Walz52%
31%
Jensen Walz+21Oct.17-19

1,091LVA-

Trafalgar Group
Alpha NewsWalz46%
46%
JensenMoreJensen+1Oct.10-14

1,585LVB-

Embold Research
MinnPostWalz47%
42%
JensenMoreWalz+5Sep.30-Oct.3

604LVA

SurveyUSA
KSTP-TV (St. Paul, Minn.)KAAL-TV (Austin, Minn.)WDIO-DT (Duluth, Minn.)Walz50%
40%
Jensen Walz+10Sep.24-26

600LVB+

Cygnal
Scott JensenWalz48%
44%
JensenMoreWalz+3

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:40 pm

You have to be a rhino is you’re gonna win a statewide election as an R in mn

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 3:18 pm

After Obama destroyed the state on purpose

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 2:59 pm

Man, just trying to have a rational conversation with you and the lunatics show up.
Feel free to check out the links.
You should probably ignore all the polls but the one that shows waltz with the lead.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:33 pm

lots do like high murder rates and high taxes and crime

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:37 pm

Ssh. Adults are talking here.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:41 pm

Violent crime rose again in Minnesota last year, though …https://www.twincities.com › 2022/08/13 › violent-crim…

Aug 13, 2022 — August 13, 2022 at 6:08 a.m. … Minneapolis reported a near-record 96 homicides in 2021, and St. Paul saw a record 38 homicides.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:42 pm

Do you have a more recent link?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:39 pm

538 is bullshit, actually a stupid lib

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
7 November 2022 1:40 pm

lol, why do you think he reads it?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:46 pm

He’sa stupid lib? Idk, but I check it against more conservative run polls and figure it’s somewhere in the middle

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
7 November 2022 1:47 pm

correct

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 2:00 pm

Did you even bother clicking on the link?
It has all different polls.
It even has the Trafalgar poll that LFA cited.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:01 pm

no, I don’t like to as all the comments come up yella

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 2:02 pm

So just admit you have no idea what your talking about and move along.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:04 pm

lol, you wish. 538 is a commie org, all know that. Plus, the polls said Trump “didn’t have a chance”. The polls are bullshit and are only there to influence fools

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 2:53 pm

So the poll that LFA cited is bullshit since it showed up on 538?
Thats don’t make no sense.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:02 pm

Yes, but they “weight” the more left leaning polls higher in that they grade The NY Times poll as an A+…..

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 2:05 pm

he’s a lib, no chance to have any logic

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 2:05 pm

God forbid you end up on an ESPN owned left leaning site then.
Wow. You guys dodged a bullet there!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:07 pm

Like I said, I like 538…but it does lean a bit left.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 3:14 pm

That comment was meant for 5.
I had no idea that anyone cared this much about polling numbers.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
7 November 2022 1:53 pm

You guys crack me up. 538 does a good job of predicting election results.
I don’t want a biased poll.
What kinda polls are you reading?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:55 pm

lmao and you don’t know what 538 is all about? We generally go to RachelMaddow.com

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:01 pm

I kind of like 538, but they are a bit left leaning…

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 2:05 pm

lol, “bit”, full on commie

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:01 pm

538 is predicting 51 Seats in the Senate to GOP. 1 pick up

Real Clear Politics has a rolling average of 53 seats in the GOP. 3 pick ups

Talafor has 4 GOP pick ups
I think Matt Tower also has 4 GOP pick ups.

News media thinks it stays in the hands of the dems.

538 is run by a left winger.
He will over count democrats..

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 3:04 pm

This is actually useful info.
Anyways, I thought 538 was owned by ESPN, and it wouldn’t be controversial.
Holy fuck was I wrong on that.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 2:22 pm

“good job”

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:46 pm

read it?
Its a poll site.
lol

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
7 November 2022 1:45 pm

Isn’t 538 owned by ESPN?
Or did I miss something here?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:46 pm

lol, says it all

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:51 pm

Nate Silver.
Works for the NY Times…..

His poll will over estimate democrats every time.

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:53 pm

lol

Wrenage
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:29 pm

On a side note, Waltz is deceptively fast. About nine years ago I was behind Waltz in a 10K. I thought, hey, I’m going to pass Waltz!

Nope, he held me off the whole way while plodding along with his entourage.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Wrenage
7 November 2022 1:31 pm

lol, I would move out of the country if he beat me

Wrenage
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 2:01 pm

I’m agoraphobic. I can barely leave the house!

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Wrenage
7 November 2022 1:49 pm

I ran a marathon once (in my early 30’s). I trained for it. I was surprised at all the people who passed me at the end. Old fuckers, people with weird strides/gaits, people in costumes.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 1:50 pm

furries?

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:53 pm

And turtles

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 1:56 pm

NOBODY and I mean nobody, can figure out furries.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:58 pm

They are lost souls who for whatever reason don’t fit in to mainstream society…they are looking for acceptance and belonging in their weird little made up animal world. They are to be pittied.

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 2:03 pm

Nope, no pity. Pity is why they keep pretending to be furries when they clearly have other options.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 2:39 pm

The one I remember distinctly was a fit woman dressed as Supergirl. Running behind her helped me get through part of it. But she eventually left me in her dust.

Wrenage
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 2:01 pm

Yeah, it’s a trip. I ran a 5K once around 26-years-old and in decent shape, and I was coming into the finish line. All of a sudden I hear feet clomping and raggedy breathing coming up on my left.

Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!”

I look over, and there’s a 60-something Brad Childress type passing me.

No way, I think, so I dig deep and leave him behind. I’m totally spent and just coasting the last few yards. All of a sudden…

Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!”

The 60-something Brad Childress type is back and passing me again!

I managed to beat him, but it was a thin margin.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Wrenage
7 November 2022 2:05 pm

Lol, I once ran a 2-mile college-wide race and won it.

I was still laying there on the ground trying to catch my breath a couple hours later after everyone had gone home.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Wrenage
7 November 2022 2:05 pm

good work on beating lifer

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:39 pm

No shit

VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:12 pm

Due to living in Packerland, I did not get to watch the game live. I listened to it on the radio and after the first drive, it was kind of boring until later in the 4th quarter. However, when I watched the condensed replay on NFL+ last night, I realized that it shouldn’t have been that close. When you get rid of all the in-between play junk and just watch the plays, I realized that just a handful of dropped passes were our biggest problem. There were a couple to Thielen that he probably would have caught a few years ago and they were big. They would have been first downs and chunk plays that could have really changed the dynamic or each series. Plus JJ should have caught the one in the end zone.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:16 pm

yup, miserable performance by beaker and boring game imo.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:23 pm

You are kind of like one of those AI bots when a person is trying to contact customer service. The AI bots just respond based on a few words without getting the context of the whole statement.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:25 pm

To each their own, I don’t consider that a great performance. nobody in the world does sans a few here.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:24 pm

They won in the last 13 seconds. You must be a fan of the arena leagues. Maybe you mean frustrating. The Vikings ability to play like shit for vast stretches of the game. Frequent poor execution and questionable play calling.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 1:26 pm

Heinie gifted them that win. They got zero pts until the 4th qtr after the opening drive. Not sure how that is good. Skins are meh too and their offense is beyond atrocious yet they were up 10 late

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:53 pm

I agree it’s not good. And I would prefer consistency. I am holding on to the belief that because everyone is new to the coaching and schemes, that there will be a learning curve. If they still play like this next year, then I will agree that they are not good. But tell me you are not surprised that they are 7-1 with new coaches and schemes.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 2:00 pm

they have been lucky, look who they have played and who has started at qb? They will make the playoffs we will see…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:24 pm

I really can’t believe how with the game tied, Cousins was only able to muster 19 yards of offense and gave the ball back to the other team who then took the lead. Then, with a chance to win, or at least tie the game, he fumbled the ball, skipped the next one 10 yards short of the receiver and then threw an incomplete pass to end the game. Full on Beaker mode. Oh wait….

DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:08 pm

Minor details on Adam Zimmer…..

Adam Zimmer, a former Vikings defensive coordinator when his father was head coach, had an eye injury when he was found dead on his couch by police, who had information that he possibly had been drinking excessively, according to a recent court filing.

The 38-year-old Zimmer’s body was located in his townhouse on the afternoon of Oct. 31 by police, who were there on a request for a welfare check at his home in the 2500 block of Condon Court in Mendota Heights.

The Hennepin County Medical Examiner’s Office has yet to disclose a cause or manner for the death, and Police Capt. Wayne Wegener said there is no suspicion of foul play.

However, a search warrant affidavit filed in Dakota County District Court last week said officers were called to Zimmer’s home after receiving reports he “had passed out from drinking.”

Officers arrived to find Zimmer seated on a couch, and he “appeared to have bruising or blood pooling around his eye.”

The filing, which was asking for court permission to search the home, added that a woman would be there when police arrived. The filing did not identify the woman or explain her relationship to Zimmer, if any.

At the time of his death, Adam Zimmer was living in the Twin Cities suburb and working remotely as an offensive analyst for the Cincinnati Bengals.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:16 pm

Whoa.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:21 pm

Alcoholism sucks.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:31 pm

Beyond my religious beliefs, that is one of the reasons I have never tried alcohol is because we have had some issues with that in my family. I never wanted to have to fight that demon. I have enough other issues.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:34 pm

what religion bans alcohol? Even communion?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:41 pm

You should get out more.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:42 pm

just asking as I don’t know many that do sans Mormomism

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:44 pm

Mormomism

Was that a Freudian slip, Oedipus?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:51 pm

I’m Pentecostal. Some Pentecostals drink, but I belong to a more conservative branch.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 2:02 pm

I see

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 2:29 pm

I used to go to a Pentecostal church, never really spoke their language through

DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:45 pm

Many protestant religions ban alcohol.
Baptists, Wesleyans etc…..

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:47 pm

I have never heard of that.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:50 pm

What are the 3 universal religious truths?

Truth #1 – The Jews do not recognize Christ as the Savior.

Truth #2 – The Protestants do not recognize the Pope as God’s representative on earth.

Truth #3 – The Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 1:56 pm

Baptists are people too. In the apartment next to the store my dad owned was a Baptist couple. One day as we were walking into the store, he came down to get his mail out of the mailbox. He sure acted sheepish when were talking to him and he pulled a Playboy magazine out of his mailbox. @I’m sure it belonged to someone else@

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 2:05 pm

HA! Thats Funny!!
FYI I am a Baptist so I could tell the Joke…which is actually quite accurate.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:54 pm

LOL

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:47 pm

what religion bans alcohol? Even communion?

I don’t know enough about non-Christian Religions and their take on alcohol..There are some Christian Denominations that ban alcohol…I think any close reading of the Bible would lead you to the conclusion that the Bible does not forbid alcohol, but it does caution against over consumption.
A wise Book indeed.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 1:50 pm

it definitely knows what it’s talking about….

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:48 pm

Yeah, was thinking of christian religions I guess

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:38 pm

Nothing in the bible against smoking crack

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:42 pm

I supposed drunkenness isn’t exactly the same as flying high.

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:47 pm

i didn’t drink until college and then i kind of went over board for a couple years. completely stopped for a bit, but i will have something here or there. but being a youth leader in the church, i have decided not to drink, don’t really want my kids seeing me drinking out to eat or something when i’m trying to help them figure their lives out. as i am sure the same goes for you, i don’t judge anyone for drinking. i just don’t for that reason myself.

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 1:50 pm

I try not to get drunk as the hangovers suck

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:34 pm

I can’t access it. What did it say?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:35 pm

Look at DE Vike’s post again…he deleted the link and copy/pasted the article into his comment. May have to refresh to see it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
7 November 2022 1:38 pm

I don’t want to refresh as all the commnets come back yella

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:40 pm

Refresh twice then.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:37 pm

Yeah.
We can kind of guess a little reading the tealeaves.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:38 pm

For sure.

Adrenaline
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 1:57 pm

I don’t get why they say they don’t suspect foul play.

Most guys don’t spontaneously bleed around their eyeballs without either falling down by themselves, in which case they might not make it to the sofa, or getting clobbered by someone.

And a woman seems to be handy for that.

KFEY93
7 November 2022 12:58 pm

Snow blower is ready to get picked up! Will do that tomorrow. 12-18in of snow predicted to be on the ground here from Wednesday night – Friday morning.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:14 pm

Have fun mowing in the snow thats falling today as well ha

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 1:41 pm

80 here today….

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 2:19 pm

Do it!

Wrenage
7 November 2022 12:57 pm

November 7, 2022, 12:57 PM — I have never wanted a nap more in my life.

bowbunch
bowbunch
7 November 2022 12:35 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
7 November 2022 12:36 pm

Well, that didn’t work. It is a video from Dr. Chao looking at the Josh Allen injury. It will definitely be something to watch this week. Even if he plays, he might not be at 100%.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
7 November 2022 12:42 pm

jobu lives!

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
7 November 2022 1:13 pm

It works. The NFL just wants it’s ad revenue.

VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:34 pm

FYI, I “predicted” 20-0 before the season began, so I think I’m probably the closest to the truth as of this week.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:36 pm

Hard to argue with that….
Predict the next 4 games for us please.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 12:57 pm

I don’t see a loss on the schedule.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 1:02 pm

4 losses

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 1:04 pm

A mystic does not reveal all or then he isn’t, well, mystical.

VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:30 pm

comment image

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:31 pm

Do you post on here?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 12:32 pm

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 12:33 pm

BTW I didn’t read all of the Saturday thread, but BSF you were kicking some butt. Good job.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:42 pm

got buried by me per usual, kicking butt like beaker who has a .166 win % vs any sort of team

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:53 pm

Better late than never!

Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 12:21 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 12:34 pm

There isn’t any acting. They are spoiled brats.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 12:35 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 12:16 pm

Wow Jeff Saturday interim HC for colts like what????

Mick
Mick
7 November 2022 12:11 pm

This kind of stuff is so fucking stupid.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:17 pm

What???? He has zero coaching experince of any sort. He was a center and tv analyst

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 3:06 pm

WRONG again.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:23 pm

I’ll not go to any more colts home games.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 12:29 pm

Agreed

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 12:35 pm

Exactly, why would the fan base pay all that money to watch this collapse?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:35 pm

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:37 pm

I didn’t watch the clip, but look who’s talking. Two pasty white guys. And white people should all just pack up and leave now?

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 1:22 pm

this is good for a left tackle, right?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 1:25 pm

Can’t be. Wreck sucked at evaluating OL prospects.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
7 November 2022 1:27 pm

that is a fact, lol

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 1:26 pm

I would need to see his record against winning teams first.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 11:59 am

@tanking doesn’t happen in the NFL@

Mick
Mick
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 12:06 pm

Look out Detroit and Houston here comes Indy!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 12:45 pm

good luck beating the texans or panthers

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:10 pm

sucks.
cut him

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:26 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:28 pm

And they have zero play calling experience on staff…

NoDakRube
Reply to  skolifer
7 November 2022 12:41 pm

I will be at the COLTS game…I like our chances.

PA Viking Fan
7 November 2022 11:46 am

Interesting article from the Rochester (New York) newspaper about the Bills upcoming game

https://www.yahoo.com/news/next-bills-home-game-against-150046929.html

benjammin
Admin
7 November 2022 11:40 am

Joseph made his kicks, that’s good because he actually has sucked this year.

Mick
Mick
7 November 2022 11:30 am

18/34 205 yard 0/2 5 sacks.

now that’s a statline

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 11:29 am

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 11:39 am

I hope the Packers run out of wide receivers so bad that Rodgers is down to throwing to backup linemen.

Northwoods
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 12:02 pm

Isn’t that close to what happened on the 2nd RZ int? From the one angle it looked like an OL was running a route and that’s where the ball was headed.

KFEY93
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 12:50 pm

Yes, they were intending on passing to a lineman on that play.

Mick
Mick
7 November 2022 10:54 am
freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:20 am

um, this is good….right?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:28 am

They all suck.
Cut them.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:46 pm

awesome, I’ll put $1000 vs you on those teams when we play them.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 1:36 pm

no red. surprising.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:20 am

i’m no genius, OBVIOUSLY, but this seems decent

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:34 am

Gamer

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:45 am

He sucks.
Cut him.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:46 pm

Best part of the team, OT’s. Set for a while.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:07 am

Not sure about “all along” since this is since 2020…

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:21 am

hey that’s neat!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 11:46 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 11:25 am

Kirk is balling!
When do we give him an extension??

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 11:27 am

I dunno about you, but I’m sick of E-things…

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 11:29 am

50 million a year for the next 8 years?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 11:31 am

what could go wrong?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 11:47 am

Fully guaranteed?

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 12:47 pm

got 7 whole points before mid 4th quarter!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 12:47 pm

Hey Mick you see this?:

Kirk Cousins’ Record Against Winning Teams With Vikings Is …https://fansided.com › betsided › posts › kirk-cousins-re…

Jan 4, 2022 — Since joining the Vikings in 2018, Cousins has compiled a dreadful 7-26 record …

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:23 pm

That’s great.

what about stafford?

matt ryan?

nick foles?

those guys all have been to SB or won MVP what’s their records against winning teams? I bet it’s great.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 1:27 pm

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Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:33 pm

But his record against winning teams?

isn’t that what matters?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 1:34 pm

Nah, you need to learn. You set the goal posts based on the point you are trying to prove.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
7 November 2022 1:37 pm

beaker has a career winning record, let that sink in……..lol

Hope beaker can pass Goff (missing 2 of 3 wr’s plus Jamo, now Hock, and Swift) in Td throws and yards, he’s behind in both. ooof

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 2:58 am

You used to call him “fat Cousins” IIRC…

DE Viking
7 November 2022 10:39 am

Frank Reich Fired.

Adrenaline
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 10:42 am

Just fire all coaches who have critters as their mascots…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 11:30 am

Woahhhh wish he stayed for when we play them. Dang

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:20 am

Bingo. Read 5

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:21 am

lmao, or he’s a moran homer like you. 7 pts until 4th qtr. 2 td’s and I was gited, he started at their 12. lmao

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:22 am

100 yards in dropped passes and a TD

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:27 am

Thielen dropped 2 or 3 catches that he normally made in years past, both were for 10+ yards and first downs if I remember correctly. Those kill drives for sure.

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 10:40 am

He did

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 12:48 pm

whoever down voted this I will fight you?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:01 pm

I took that as a dare

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:21 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:29 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 3:55 pm

I did. Call me

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:30 am

That was a hell of a throw under pressure by our QB…..

Eric Scott
7 November 2022 10:13 am

Josh Allen tweaked his elbow in the last couple plays yesterday…
Hmmm….

NoDakRube
Reply to  Eric Scott
7 November 2022 10:17 am

Jobu already on next weeks game….

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 10:19 am

As long as he’s on our side, im okay with it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 10:01 am

nfl has them bottom 5 as do the actual stats

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:03 am

Or #2 if you look at record, which is all that matters in the NFL at the end of the day. Good PFF grades aren’t one of the tie breakers the last time I checked.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
7 November 2022 10:12 am

ok

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
8 November 2022 1:47 am

Correct we are great at winning while we suck. It’s a miracle season.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 10:03 am

Interesting that PFF has them so high….They don’t look quite that good…Not as bad as FIVE would have us believe, but not 3rd best overall.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 10:13 am

you mean giving up 385 yards to a 7th rd rookie qb/teddy is good? Or murray? or goff? or dalton?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 10:17 am

Def is balling out. Really improving each and every game

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:19 am

lol

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
8 November 2022 1:45 am

ha ,ha, ha, they suck but win

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
8 November 2022 1:44 am

You are on the perpel crack like many. The Vikings suck, they are rated 18th. If they ever face a team who sucks less they will implode.

Northwoods
7 November 2022 10:00 am

Man, I’m pissed. Yet again I don’t get to watch the game. I’m paying for NFL+ because they promised me “all live games.”

Fox had FTP, and CBS had Bears. Guess what the only 2 games NFL+ was showing? That’s right. FTP and Bears. NFL+ allowed me to “listen” to the game. Fuck, I can turn on my damn stereo and do that for free.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 10:18 am

You get all games but delayed. Not live. Only the local games.

You need NFL Sunday Ticket to get all out of market games. Thats how I watch Vikes

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:30 am

Yeah, the problem is not that there are different products for watching, it’s that they lie to you about what you are getting.

No different than many tech companies, or politicians, etc.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
8 November 2022 1:41 am

If you could kill them if they lie, the world would be a better place.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 10:21 am

It’s ‘all live games in your local market’ whatever’s on local, is what you get.
I have it too – but so I have the listening option in case I need it should I not get it on my local broadcast.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 November 2022 10:30 am

Yep.
Which makes no sense.
I pointed that out in the offseason.
Why pay money for a game that is already on locally?

Adrenaline
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 10:32 am

It’s like people are giving them money for nothing.

DE Viking
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 10:43 am

….and their chicks for free…..

Kodiak
Reply to  DE Viking
8 November 2022 1:33 am

Is this where the whores are free? asking for a friend.

Kodiak
Reply to  Adrenaline
8 November 2022 1:32 am

lol, the billionaire replies

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 10:43 am

NFL+ is marketed as an option to watch on mobile platforms. My understanding is that it’s not available for use on anything other than a mobile device – phone, tablet, laptop

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 November 2022 10:44 am

Correct.
But why would you want it on your mobile if it is on your local tv channel?

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 11:25 am

Watch wherever. At a boring kids play? Watch the game. Church? Watch the game. Mother-in-law’s funeral? Watch the game…. if you can stop laughing….

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
7 November 2022 11:56 am

LOL.
Yeah I guess.

Northwoods
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 10:58 am

I just did a check on our remaining game/broadcast schedule and compared to the FTPs.

The only time we play at the same time as them again is Dec. 4th (and the games are on different networks), Jan 1 (and we play each other). Jan 8 is TBD for both of us.

I just cancelled NFL+.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 11:03 am

Do you have any family or friends living in the twin cities area that use xfinity? I think that service travels with you. If so, you could log in to the fox network online with their account (xfinity at least). Not the local fox station KSTP but the national fox station.

Northwoods
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 11:23 am

I have a friend there I can check with. Thanks for the idea.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 2:01 pm

Give it a try. Sometime well before the game so you know it works or not.

USAF82
USAF82
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 12:45 pm

not saying just saying s t r e a m e a s t e a s t . i o

Northwoods
Reply to  USAF82
7 November 2022 1:07 pm

My healthcare is only so-so….I won’t get herpes and miss work, will I?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 1:20 pm

I only use the NFL+ to watch the condensed replay afterwards.

Hercdriver
7 November 2022 9:57 am

Hey all. Just walked in from the deer stand. My observations from the game:
First, a W is a W, and victory Mondays are awesome. Keep stacking them! At risk of sounding like a Kirk apologist, the man answers the bell. How many times did he get rocked and kept coming back? And he was murder/death/killed and stood there and took it when he dropped that long absolute dime to JJ in crunch time. But this game underscores our problem. OL cannot hang with good d lines. (See also: eagles). This is what will kill us moving forward and in the playoffs. D did well enough, got the big int when we really needed it. But let’s be honest Heineke is good for a couple gifts each game. Stud qbs will kill us. Finally, the bowling celebration after Harry’s pick may be my all time favorite, or at least a very close second to Duck-duck-gray duck. Obligatory TL/DR comments below

NoDakRube
Reply to  Hercdriver
7 November 2022 10:00 am

good comments…and Yes Kirk just keeps getting up and standing in there.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Hercdriver
7 November 2022 10:04 am

pretty close, beaker was horrible as he always is despite having the top talent in the NFC. Got pressure and constant throw aways due to fear and diaper full. Tried to force the ball. Had 160 yards in the 4th qtr when we only had like 20 yards rushing all game up to that point. 10 straight punts or close to that

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:05 am

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:37 am

I always wonder if Five is watching the same game. Cousins was literally being hit on almost every drop back. We did not do a lot of play action or rollout, and I wonder why. But washington routinely sent 5-6 guys charging, their secondary pressed coverage, and Cousins had less than 2 seconds most times. I am impressed he did not fumble they way he was hit on the blind side.

Several dropped passes and inability to establish the run hurt us. Did he force the ball? yes he did. Just like many people on this site keep saying he has to do more. The INT to the forced pass in the end zone could have easily been caught by JJ. Instead it goes off his hands, gets deflected up in the air, and a different defends intercepts in. That happens when you force the ball.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 10:41 am

I did not think Cousins had a great game, but with all the pressure he was under the entire game, he made very few mistakes. And the D pressures QBs to try to force them into mistakes

Fivefingers
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
7 November 2022 12:52 pm

He sux, that is all. All qb’s get hit and face pressure. When you pay a loser 40M he depletes the team. The vikes have all 1st/2nd rd OL picks, no other team in the entire NFL does. Still making excuses? Has 3 deep wr’s including a star, a star rb and solid back-up, 1st rd te now. Got 7 points until the 4th qtr. If not starting at 12 on a dumb throw he gets 1 td the entire game and they lose to 2m heineken. FYI Threw a stupid INT that cost us 3 pts too

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 1:24 pm

What happens if the ref doesn’t tackle Bynum and he picks it off?

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
8 November 2022 1:56 am

Your mom swallows again.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Hercdriver
7 November 2022 1:19 pm

That pass to JJ in the 4th quarter was sweet, Perfect placement. The same for the TD pass to Cook.

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
7 November 2022 1:30 pm

the lob is a very important part of the game

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 1:49 am

lol, booger eaters

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:50 am

Woof I told you all yesterday Cleveland had his worst game in a Vikings uniform

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:52 am

Wow. Cleveland sucks.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 10:06 am

Drew Carey said, “Cleveland rocks!”

I think he meant Cleveland should be stoned…

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 10:18 am

That one DL guy blew past him almost every play. Kirk had zero time yesterday

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:39 am

But it was cousins fault Ezra had a real, real bad game

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:55 am

So, basically, everyone is…

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
7 November 2022 10:19 am

Ezra has been good this season, but boy that was his worst game as a Viking

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:20 am

Ingram missed some too. Playing all pro DT’s, gonna happen.

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 1:59 am

oline is better, don’t suck too bad

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:47 am

OBJ getting cleared this week. Sounds like Vikes are out on him from yesterday’s report.

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:55 am

They cleared cap for a reason. Yesterday’s report could be smoke and mirrors – who in the world thought we’d trade for Hock?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 10:19 am

I want OBJ. AT sucks this year

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
8 November 2022 2:02 am

I remember when I was 12.

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 10:33 am

It looks like the Vikings now have $1.7 million in cap space for 2022.
Not sure that’s enough of OBJ.

Kodiak
Reply to  DE Viking
8 November 2022 2:01 am

ha, ha, ha we have averaged 10 mill to replace Ir guys by game 2, lol

manly-purple
7 November 2022 9:46 am

With their win Sunday, the Vikings extended their division lead to 4.5 games in the NFC North, marking the largest division lead held by a team through Week 9 since the 49ers owned a five-game advantage in the NFC West in 2011.

Kodiak
Reply to  manly-purple
8 November 2022 2:10 am

Yes, NFCN is weakest in the nfl. We suck.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:45 am

QB1

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:48 am

lol

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:23 am

Im sure you’ll have that framed and placed on your ceiling above your bed so you can stare at as you fall asleep, dreaming of Cousins showing up to your door, maybe coming in and making supper for you, bottle of wine in, you will make the first move, or will he?

Kodiak
Reply to  KFEY93
8 November 2022 2:07 am

Skolly fucks a beaker bobblehead before shooting it on the fat wife’s yap.

manly-purple
7 November 2022 9:43 am

Justin Jefferson continues to rewrite the record books in his young NFL career. Jefferson had his 19th career game with 100-or-more receiving yards on Sunday. It’s not only tied for the most by any player in the NFL since Jefferson was drafted in 2020 (Davante Adams and Cooper Kupp), but it is also tied for the most in a player’s first three seasons in the Super Bowl era (Randy Moss and Odell Beckham Jr.). Jefferson leads the NFL with 3,883 yards through the air over his first three NFL seasons (since 2020).

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:46 am

no D and no qb, team gets worse and now we have moved all of our draft capital for yet another bullshit faux run which will not happen

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:05 am

now we have moved all of our draft capital

You mean the Hockenson trade? We actually didn’t lose much draft capital at all there….

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 10:12 am

2nd/3rd rd picks are your starter base, FYI. we look like we have no 1st rd pick from this year, 2nd guy taken can’t get a snap nor the 3rd rd pick. Evans might pan out. All 4 DL are either FA or have 1 year left. cap nightmare due to doing the exact same thing wreck did. You should lose both cook and mattison, thelen is beyond washed and has been for 2 years. No wr depth. Turdberry is gone as well.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:15 am

Yes but we got 2 4th rounders back that we can easily turn into 4 or 5 7th rounders…plenty of draft capital.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 10:17 am

lol, exactly. Who on DL is here beyond next year? 0

LB- ass-oh-my

cb/s- maybe dantz, evans, booth

wr- JJ

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 2:05 am

we suck this year in spite of winning and will be much worse next year

Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:20 am

got screwed on the line, Bills are -7 1/2, if it would have been 3 would have went 5k

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:24 am

It was at 9.5 last night. came down a bit.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:30 am

depends on site, weird that our all world team has a near double digit line. vegas is stupid

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:34 am

I’m take the cover by Vikes if it stays at 7.5.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:35 am

you should, great bet, trust me

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:42 am

An alternate bet at 10.5 prob only -225 too

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:46 am

take that too

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 2:12 am

Skolly’s mom takin it in the ass next 2 dats was -1.

peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 9:12 am

Vikings with 500 receptions:

Cris Carter
Randy Moss
Adam Thielen

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 9:12 am

They all suck.
Cut them

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 9:35 am

Hmmm. Figured Ahmad Rashad would be on there.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 9:38 am

They are not including basketball players

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:46 am

But they are including announcers, so…

peterplaysbass
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 11:11 am

495

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
8 November 2022 2:13 am

Puts AT to shame

peterplaysbass
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 11:12 am

TE Steve Jordan (1982-1994) is closest with 498

“only” 400 of Rashad’s receptions were with the Vikings

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:14 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….then all my whites turn yellow again!!

Adrenaline
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 9:17 am

On half my pc’s the yellow is so faint I can’t really see it, and on others it’s as bright as it needs to be. Weerd

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 9:36 am

Do you have night time settings or eye comfort shield set as a default?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:25 am

Are we in a Michael Jackson Video?

Mjolnir
7 November 2022 9:09 am

Victory Monday!
Love how this team competes, finds a way to get it done.
Good teams win.
Great teams close.
Haven’t played a complete game yet – when they do, watch out.
Cap’n Kirk is beloved by his teammates.
Trusted by his coaches.
On to Buffalo!

Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:05 am

Vikings Q3 are getting outscored 53 to 20.

Opening drives 5 TD and 1 missed FG.

Methinks we do a good job of scheming up the opening drive, but then have a difficult time adjusting to the other teams schemes after half time.
KOC is having a little bit of a learning curve here.

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:11 am

Funny though we had that same problem last season as well.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:11 am

I watched the Vikings highlights video on their YT channel (not the game highlights video from NFL) and it skips from the end of the 2nd quarter to the beginning of the 4th quarter. Hilarious.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:15 am

More or less the whole season.
Viking game plan:
Jump out to a marginal lead early, then forget how to football for a chunk of the 2nd quarter, and all of the 3rd. Lose lead.
Then ball out in the 4th and win.

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:41 am

I was down on the defense up until the last couple of games. But they seem to be settling into their new scheme. The offense shows flashes of their ability but can’t seem to be consistent. The IOL sucks. I don’t think that is disputed. But going cold for 3rd and sometimes second quarter is a concern. Some combination of execution and play calling.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:47 am

4th worst pass D in the NFL and haven’t played a starting qb in 3 of last 5 games nor any winning teams.

PA Viking Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 10:02 am

Is Five just an angry closet Packers fan?

Fivefingers
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
7 November 2022 10:07 am

Nope, glad to see them sucking. But we are doing the same thing as wreck. How’d that work out? 1st rd pick is done imo. 2nd rd pick can’t get a snap. Ingram is ok, we will see. Ass-oh-my looks like bust. No qb in site, thus no chance at all of any owl per usual. The fact these people can justify what a shit performance beaker had is laughable. He’s being paid 40M

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 2:17 am

typical we don’t suck so bad season, unless booger eating homer.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
7 November 2022 10:11 am

He’s definitely an angry closet something…

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
7 November 2022 10:14 am

homophobe, nice. weird how all liberals on here are. party would cancel you for that, fyi

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  PA Viking Fan
7 November 2022 11:23 am

Lots of anger.
I know a cure

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 1:34 pm

My wife liked the Care Bears when she was a kid, but that picture kind of creeps me out.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
8 November 2022 3:02 am

That´s one SERIOUSLY weird show. Don´t know what they are trying to program into toddlers minds with that one.

KFEY93
7 November 2022 9:03 am

Dropped my snow blower off to get the pull cord rewound, and general service/ checkup on it done. That was on October 27th, guy said he could have it ready in 5 days to a week. I said that’s great, no hurry, no snow on the horizon. Its been 11 days, and have not gotten the phone call that its ready yet…and now we have a potential storm brewing for the end of the week. Really hoping for that phone call today.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  KFEY93
7 November 2022 9:09 am

KFEY93
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
7 November 2022 9:11 am

NO! I DONT WANNA SHOVEL!

freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:01 am

i didn’t get the chance to watch a single second of the game yesterday as we had a potluck after church and then went and raked at some of the elderly from our church’s houses.
BUT
i did throw it on the radio for a couple minutes. and i can’t really stand listening to PA on the radio (or ever), he is so over the top. he sounds like me during games, over emotional and overreacting for EVERYTHING. and even my wife who was with me in the car was like, i don’t even know how you can listen to this or understand what is happening, he is screaming then talking super low and then screaming again.
apt analysis mrs freeze

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:06 am

Game was over and they gifted us a win. Jobu has many powers. Good boy to help those people.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:08 am

i look forward to watching it on replay

also, you’re back!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:37 am

Summary:

  1. Elite opening drive
  2. Offense goes dormant until the 4th quarter.
  3. Defense was great all game, but impossible to stop them every possession so Skins score 17 straight and were down 10.
  4. Ref colides into Bynum on a duck thrown by Henike. Easy pick but then turned into a TD bc of the stupid pick
  5. Harry gets a big INT and then the offense goes full 4th quarter zero dark thirty mode and dominates to score 13 points and win the game
SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:39 am

Kirk played good. INT wasn’t his fault. About 9 drops between JJ, KJ, and AT. Everyone had butterfingers. If have of those are cut down, this game wouldn’t have been close.

Refs really rigged the game and wanted Skins to win. So many blown calls they missed and ticky tack crap for us. Checked bynum like a hockey hit to give the skins 7 points. They did make up for it at the end to allow us to bleed the clock for game winning FG

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:43 am

Booger is the worst. Screw that cheating ref. Totally rigged the game.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:48 am

lmao, unreal. He was atrocious all game. If not for a gift and a 12 yard drive it’s over. Rivera and heineken and norval jr gifted it. Not 1 pt after first drive until 4th qtr.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:50 am

So if we take out the long runs good quarters, we lose?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:56 am

heinie doesn’t gift that td it’s over

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 3:06 am

Heini was also gifted a TD, remember when the ref ran into Binum and prevented the INT?

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 10:07 am

Yes, thought Kirk Played really well.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
7 November 2022 10:15 am

so, not a point after first drive and an INT and 6 punts straight is good? The only other td he started at their 12. lmao

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
8 November 2022 2:42 am

26th rated offense sucks for a reason

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
8 November 2022 2:39 am

lol, I just think of this as your marriage to the cum bag.
elite opening night, she let you fuck her not in the ass.

You don’t fuck her for four years, in the ass or anywhere.

Your defense is great and you keep her away. In spite of the fact she was bred.

you meet her with 6 guys going into the bedroom, you ask what’s going on but end up she is knocked up again and you think it’s yours

She lets you fuck her again and all is good with skolly, you’re planning on visiting the inlaws.

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:08 am

Don’t worry. I’m going to get the NFL to end noon games, so this will never happen again. We’re taking Sunday back! No games until 3 p.m.!

Piggybacking on this, I’m also going to become an NFL cheerleader…

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:12 am

Hate PA as a football announcer. Terrible.
I can listen to him at the horsetrack and that’s fine. I agree he is just too over the top.

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:15 am

I get this take. I like PA and Bercich on calls but that’s just me (I’ll listen to the radio call over the tv if given the chance) But I’d agree that PA is often hard to understand. He’ll scream SACK!!! When the Vikings give up a sack and often times he’ll be telling some arbitrary story and not giving game action. Can be very frustrating and he’s clearly very much into himself – but I also think his calls are funny and I like that he’s not afraid to call the team out for poor play.

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
7 November 2022 9:17 am

The delay he has announcing if a FG is good or not………it’s like we’re kicking from 75 yards.

“Snap, spot, kick, and it’sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 9:19 am

Well, maybe he has learned his lesson.
He used to just say it was good, then had to change the call to no good a couple of times last year I think.

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
8 November 2022 2:26 am

when you are laying in your death bed and you remember your life, I hope you don’t remember that bitch you married screaming.

manly-purple
7 November 2022 8:52 am

Packer fan on Acme:

PSA to the people on here who think Packers shareholders can enact change in the teams leadership structure:

You can not. The shares are neat and fun. It is very cool that the team is so different than any other in professional sports.

But no, you can not “meet with the board” or “get together and make a stand.”

The piece of paper doesn’t get your foot in the door no matter how many you have or how many shareholders get together with the same delusional notion.

What you can do is forfeit your season tickets. Please let me know if you would like to sell them to me. That will really teach Gute and Murph a thing or two.

manly-purple
Reply to  manly-purple
7 November 2022 8:53 am

Oh look! I found a roll of Packer ownership certs!

KFEY93
Reply to  manly-purple
7 November 2022 9:05 am

Lol, that might be the only self aware Packers fan in existence.

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
7 November 2022 9:13 am

I’d guess it’s not a real packer fan.
Could be Big Stupid Face trolling…………..

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 9:16 am

Me troll?

Northwoods
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 9:44 am

Actually, since he wrote it it’s libel.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 9:50 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
7 November 2022 11:17 am

manly-purple
7 November 2022 8:49 am

Reading the analysis of the Packers’ downfall is almost just as enjoyable as watching their games right now.

Northwoods
7 November 2022 8:44 am

The goons at Acme can read the writing on the wall. They accept that their season is over. Many of them want them to lose out for a better draft pick, most all of them want LaFlower and Gut out of there, AR too.

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:20 am

Crickets…….I’m having fun telling them “Well, at least you can snuggle with your trophies. That’s enough, isn’t it?”

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:46 am

Being part owners, I’m sure they each get a “day with a trophy” then pass it on…..

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:49 am

Is there anything that can get all that gravy off?

Northwoods
Reply to  Adrenaline
7 November 2022 9:53 am

Nothing sticks to brat grease…..

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Northwoods
7 November 2022 1:39 pm

Nothing sticks to brat grease

That is the absolute truth.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 8:42 am

We can clinch division on Thanksgiving. Not out of the question either outside Vikings winning next two games. GB Bears and Lions losing is feasible with tough teams

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 8:44 am

I really, really doubt that’ll happen. Bills loss to the Jets actually hurts our chances this week, IMO.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 9:15 am

I agree with that. The Bills will bounce back huge. This Sunday will be a good day to not watch football, or at least lower expectations.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Surly Viking
7 November 2022 9:28 am

I’ll be driving a bus!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 9:40 am

It’s not gonna happen, but just funny there’s a magic number to clinch division this early

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 11:14 am

the celebration that it’s still possible in November to clinch the division by Thanksgiving is worth something, for sure

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:07 am

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 9:15 am

Your fandom is like a teenage girl.
You have no sense of patience.
You just blurt anything that comes to mind and then change your mind often.
LOL

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 9:19 am

it’s so hilarious. was crying and saying game over all game and then after they win he trolls regular people. like a 6th grader

DE Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
7 November 2022 9:24 am

Yep.
Skoldiers was all doomer in the 4th quarter.
Until he wasn’t.

I didn’t post much after it was 17-7. I got tied up with other stuff.
But the Vikings have been good at winning at the end.
You can’t count them out too early in 2022.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:29 am

Never a doubt.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:31 am

*Would

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 9:39 am

*should

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
7 November 2022 10:36 am

I saw your posts.
I was thinking don’t count them out yet.

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 9:32 am

game was over and heineken gifted them a td with a horrible throw. That simple. Been an amazing string of luck that I can’t recall ever seeing from any team.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  DE Viking
7 November 2022 9:21 am

I remember that comerical. Lol

peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 8:38 am

It’s so beautiful

Anyone who self-destructs as creatively and ritualistically as the Packers did on Sunday is clearly crying out for help. Back-to-back goal-line interceptions in the first half? A 1-of-4 fourth-down conversion rate? Someone please take the Packers into a quiet room and ask them what’s really wrong.

For their part, the Lions did an outstanding job of not interfering with the Packers’ elaborate feat of autoerotic asphyxiation.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  peterplaysbass
7 November 2022 8:42 am

Playing a little word substitution game. Had to delete a couple of sentences that didn’t fit the context, but everything else seemed to work OK.

Anyone who self-destructs as creatively and ritualistically as five/Kodiak did on Sunday is clearly crying out for help. … Someone please take five/Kodiak into a quiet room and ask them what’s really wrong.



For their part, the Vikings did an outstanding job of not interfering with five/Kodiaks elaborate feat of autoerotic asphyxiation.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
7 November 2022 9:10 am

Nah, I didn’t say much but glad to know we own you and you have to keep trying to get at us/

CaliforniaGooberAlles
CaliforniaGooberAlles
Reply to  skolifer
7 November 2022 10:16 am

This is stupid. Leave your passive-aggressive DN bullshit there.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CaliforniaGooberAlles
7 November 2022 11:26 am

He can’t.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 8:36 am

Ben is this you on twitter? Lol

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 8:44 am

Did he write Florio a strongly worded tweet?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
7 November 2022 8:30 am

No need to worry about packers. Bears are the threat as they’ll finish second in division.

Still the same lead over them

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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