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don’t tell BSF, maybe he stays here
Even Phil called you out for getting your ass handed to you by me.
Delicious.
On Saturday night we went to a bull riding event in La Crosse, WI. As we were walking in amidst a sea of people dressed in cowboy hats, my brother-in-law said, “I wonder how many conservatives are here?”
And of course the announcers know their audience, so one time when a bull was just wandering around the arena floor and not going back into the cage area the announcer said, “That bull looks as confused as Joe Biden at a press conference.” That got a good laugh from the crowd.
my people
I bet waltz wins?
Of course. This is Minnesota. They are conservative in all the wrong ways and liberal in all the wrong ways.
yup, would be nice to see a shocker though. Should be interesting to see what happens tomorrow. Hopefully, the rubs can win all and then declare marshall law and throw all libs into the sea
Fire up the helicopters.
Settle down there buddy.
bon voyage lib!
Minnesota politics is absurd.
Right now waltz has a 8.8% lead according to 538, which is about as accurate as any other poll.
They have a links to other polls and races. Its a decent site.
https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/governor/2022/minnesota/
Since I haven’t lived in MN for close to 40 years, I don’t follow the races that close. But isn’t that kind of close for a democrat? Usually they are leading by a lot more than that right?
It used to be competitive.
1979-1983 Quie R
1983-199- Perpich D
1991-1999 Arne Carlson R
1999-2003 Jesse Ventura I
2003-2011 Pawlenty R
2011- now has been dems
*massive illegal immigration
Trafalgar has an October poll that has Jensen ahead. He ain’t ahead by much, but he’s ahead.
538 always leans left. I’d trust Trafalgar way before 538
that should mean he’s up 10 as all these are rigged and run by criminal Facecrook and the like
Yeah. But Waltz will still win.
many like high crime, tax, no police?
Well, Minnesotans apparently do…….
yes, same in CO and many other areas.
Dems are still good at “divide and conquer”
Get young people fired up about climate change, who don’t give a crap about being in bed with the elites who want to stamp out freedom to protest.
Get some women fired up about abortion, who don’t give a crap about inflation or the economy.
Get urbans fired up about diversity, who don’t give a crap about being shot at
Etc. etc.
yup, many many freeloaders also whop want free stuff and extremely low iq fools who like $4 gas for no reason
Welp, if you don’t have a car and you’re so stupid you don’t understand the glue you used to glue yourself to the freeway came from fossil fuels… lol
Did any of you bother clicking on the link?
It has the trafalgar poll and a bunch of others.
here is what is in the link: You can literally pick the poll you like
Governor, Minnesota, 2022https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/polls/images/hasAvgIcon.svg?v=4bc7cd85AVG.Oct.26-30
836LVA
SurveyUSA
KSTP-TV (St. Paul, Minn.)Walz51%
43%
Jensen Walz+8Oct.10-30
219LVB/C
St. Cloud State University
Walz52%
31%
Jensen Walz+21Oct.17-19
1,091LVA-
Trafalgar Group
Alpha NewsWalz46%
46%
JensenMoreJensen+1Oct.10-14
1,585LVB-
Embold Research
MinnPostWalz47%
42%
JensenMoreWalz+5Sep.30-Oct.3
604LVA
SurveyUSA
KSTP-TV (St. Paul, Minn.), KAAL-TV (Austin, Minn.), WDIO-DT (Duluth, Minn.)Walz50%
40%
Jensen Walz+10Sep.24-26
600LVB+
Cygnal
Scott JensenWalz48%
44%
JensenMoreWalz+3
You have to be a rhino is you’re gonna win a statewide election as an R in mn
After Obama destroyed the state on purpose
Man, just trying to have a rational conversation with you and the lunatics show up.
Feel free to check out the links.
You should probably ignore all the polls but the one that shows waltz with the lead.
lots do like high murder rates and high taxes and crime
Ssh. Adults are talking here.
Violent crime rose again in Minnesota last year, though …https://www.twincities.com › 2022/08/13 › violent-crim…
Aug 13, 2022 — August 13, 2022 at 6:08 a.m. … Minneapolis reported a near-record 96 homicides in 2021, and St. Paul saw a record 38 homicides.
Do you have a more recent link?
538 is bullshit, actually a stupid lib
lol, why do you think he reads it?
He’sa stupid lib? Idk, but I check it against more conservative run polls and figure it’s somewhere in the middle
correct
Did you even bother clicking on the link?
It has all different polls.
It even has the Trafalgar poll that LFA cited.
no, I don’t like to as all the comments come up yella
So just admit you have no idea what your talking about and move along.
lol, you wish. 538 is a commie org, all know that. Plus, the polls said Trump “didn’t have a chance”. The polls are bullshit and are only there to influence fools
So the poll that LFA cited is bullshit since it showed up on 538?
Thats don’t make no sense.
Yes, but they “weight” the more left leaning polls higher in that they grade The NY Times poll as an A+…..
he’s a lib, no chance to have any logic
God forbid you end up on an ESPN owned left leaning site then.
Wow. You guys dodged a bullet there!
Like I said, I like 538…but it does lean a bit left.
That comment was meant for 5.
I had no idea that anyone cared this much about polling numbers.
You guys crack me up. 538 does a good job of predicting election results.
I don’t want a biased poll.
What kinda polls are you reading?
lmao and you don’t know what 538 is all about? We generally go to RachelMaddow.com
I kind of like 538, but they are a bit left leaning…
lol, “bit”, full on commie
538 is predicting 51 Seats in the Senate to GOP. 1 pick up
Real Clear Politics has a rolling average of 53 seats in the GOP. 3 pick ups
Talafor has 4 GOP pick ups
I think Matt Tower also has 4 GOP pick ups.
News media thinks it stays in the hands of the dems.
538 is run by a left winger.
He will over count democrats..
This is actually useful info.
Anyways, I thought 538 was owned by ESPN, and it wouldn’t be controversial.
Holy fuck was I wrong on that.
“good job”
read it?
Its a poll site.
lol
Isn’t 538 owned by ESPN?
Or did I miss something here?
lol, says it all
Nate Silver.
Works for the NY Times…..
His poll will over estimate democrats every time.
lol
On a side note, Waltz is deceptively fast. About nine years ago I was behind Waltz in a 10K. I thought, hey, I’m going to pass Waltz!
Nope, he held me off the whole way while plodding along with his entourage.
lol, I would move out of the country if he beat me
I’m agoraphobic. I can barely leave the house!
I ran a marathon once (in my early 30’s). I trained for it. I was surprised at all the people who passed me at the end. Old fuckers, people with weird strides/gaits, people in costumes.
furries?
And turtles
NOBODY and I mean nobody, can figure out furries.
They are lost souls who for whatever reason don’t fit in to mainstream society…they are looking for acceptance and belonging in their weird little made up animal world. They are to be pittied.
Nope, no pity. Pity is why they keep pretending to be furries when they clearly have other options.
The one I remember distinctly was a fit woman dressed as Supergirl. Running behind her helped me get through part of it. But she eventually left me in her dust.
Yeah, it’s a trip. I ran a 5K once around 26-years-old and in decent shape, and I was coming into the finish line. All of a sudden I hear feet clomping and raggedy breathing coming up on my left.
Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!”
I look over, and there’s a 60-something Brad Childress type passing me.
No way, I think, so I dig deep and leave him behind. I’m totally spent and just coasting the last few yards. All of a sudden…
Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!” Clomp! “Huh!”
The 60-something Brad Childress type is back and passing me again!
I managed to beat him, but it was a thin margin.
Lol, I once ran a 2-mile college-wide race and won it.
I was still laying there on the ground trying to catch my breath a couple hours later after everyone had gone home.
good work on beating lifer
No shit
Due to living in Packerland, I did not get to watch the game live. I listened to it on the radio and after the first drive, it was kind of boring until later in the 4th quarter. However, when I watched the condensed replay on NFL+ last night, I realized that it shouldn’t have been that close. When you get rid of all the in-between play junk and just watch the plays, I realized that just a handful of dropped passes were our biggest problem. There were a couple to Thielen that he probably would have caught a few years ago and they were big. They would have been first downs and chunk plays that could have really changed the dynamic or each series. Plus JJ should have caught the one in the end zone.
yup, miserable performance by beaker and boring game imo.
You are kind of like one of those AI bots when a person is trying to contact customer service. The AI bots just respond based on a few words without getting the context of the whole statement.
To each their own, I don’t consider that a great performance. nobody in the world does sans a few here.
They won in the last 13 seconds. You must be a fan of the arena leagues. Maybe you mean frustrating. The Vikings ability to play like shit for vast stretches of the game. Frequent poor execution and questionable play calling.
Heinie gifted them that win. They got zero pts until the 4th qtr after the opening drive. Not sure how that is good. Skins are meh too and their offense is beyond atrocious yet they were up 10 late
I agree it’s not good. And I would prefer consistency. I am holding on to the belief that because everyone is new to the coaching and schemes, that there will be a learning curve. If they still play like this next year, then I will agree that they are not good. But tell me you are not surprised that they are 7-1 with new coaches and schemes.
they have been lucky, look who they have played and who has started at qb? They will make the playoffs we will see…
I really can’t believe how with the game tied, Cousins was only able to muster 19 yards of offense and gave the ball back to the other team who then took the lead. Then, with a chance to win, or at least tie the game, he fumbled the ball, skipped the next one 10 yards short of the receiver and then threw an incomplete pass to end the game. Full on Beaker mode. Oh wait….
Minor details on Adam Zimmer…..
Whoa.
Alcoholism sucks.
Sure does.
Beyond my religious beliefs, that is one of the reasons I have never tried alcohol is because we have had some issues with that in my family. I never wanted to have to fight that demon. I have enough other issues.
what religion bans alcohol? Even communion?
You should get out more.
just asking as I don’t know many that do sans Mormomism
Was that a Freudian slip, Oedipus?
I’m Pentecostal. Some Pentecostals drink, but I belong to a more conservative branch.
I see
I used to go to a Pentecostal church, never really spoke their language through
rec
Many protestant religions ban alcohol.
Baptists, Wesleyans etc…..
I have never heard of that.
The old joke was that if you take a baptist fishing, you take two of them. If you bring two, they won’t drink any of your beer. If you bring one, he’ll drink all your beer.
What are the 3 universal religious truths?
Truth #1 – The Jews do not recognize Christ as the Savior.
Truth #2 – The Protestants do not recognize the Pope as God’s representative on earth.
Truth #3 – The Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
LOL
Baptists are people too. In the apartment next to the store my dad owned was a Baptist couple. One day as we were walking into the store, he came down to get his mail out of the mailbox. He sure acted sheepish when were talking to him and he pulled a Playboy magazine out of his mailbox. @I’m sure it belonged to someone else@
HA! Thats Funny!!
FYI I am a Baptist so I could tell the Joke…which is actually quite accurate.
LOL
I don’t know enough about non-Christian Religions and their take on alcohol..There are some Christian Denominations that ban alcohol…I think any close reading of the Bible would lead you to the conclusion that the Bible does not forbid alcohol, but it does caution against over consumption.
A wise Book indeed.
it definitely knows what it’s talking about….
Amen
Most Muslim religions do not allow alcohol.
Yeah, was thinking of christian religions I guess
Nothing in the bible against smoking crack
I supposed drunkenness isn’t exactly the same as flying high.
i didn’t drink until college and then i kind of went over board for a couple years. completely stopped for a bit, but i will have something here or there. but being a youth leader in the church, i have decided not to drink, don’t really want my kids seeing me drinking out to eat or something when i’m trying to help them figure their lives out. as i am sure the same goes for you, i don’t judge anyone for drinking. i just don’t for that reason myself.
I try not to get drunk as the hangovers suck
I can’t access it. What did it say?
Look at DE Vike’s post again…he deleted the link and copy/pasted the article into his comment. May have to refresh to see it.
I don’t want to refresh as all the commnets come back yella
Refresh twice then.
Yeah.
We can kind of guess a little reading the tealeaves.
Damn, sad.
For sure.
I don’t get why they say they don’t suspect foul play.
Most guys don’t spontaneously bleed around their eyeballs without either falling down by themselves, in which case they might not make it to the sofa, or getting clobbered by someone.
And a woman seems to be handy for that.
Snow blower is ready to get picked up! Will do that tomorrow. 12-18in of snow predicted to be on the ground here from Wednesday night – Friday morning.
Guess I’ll change oil in mine. Damn, I still need to do a final mowing. Guess I know what I’m doing tonight. I have to do my continuing ed, too. I always tell myself that next year I won’t wait until the last minute…..then I wait until the last minute.
Have fun mowing in the snow thats falling today as well ha
I know, just looked outside. Yikes.
80 here today….
Snowing like crazy here. I may go buy ice cream for the office.
Do it!
November 7, 2022, 12:57 PM — I have never wanted a nap more in my life.
Well, that didn’t work. It is a video from Dr. Chao looking at the Josh Allen injury. It will definitely be something to watch this week. Even if he plays, he might not be at 100%.
jobu lives!
https://sicscore.com/nfl/updates/josh-allen-injury-bills-quarterback-appears-to-suffer-elbow-sprain-late-in-loss
It works. The NFL just wants it’s ad revenue.
FYI, I “predicted” 20-0 before the season began, so I think I’m probably the closest to the truth as of this week.
Hard to argue with that….
Predict the next 4 games for us please.
I don’t see a loss on the schedule.
4 losses
A mystic does not reveal all or then he isn’t, well, mystical.
Do you post on here?
BTW I didn’t read all of the Saturday thread, but BSF you were kicking some butt. Good job.
got buried by me per usual, kicking butt like beaker who has a .166 win % vs any sort of team
Better late than never!
What does that mean?
It means he might as well get thrown in solitary and have an overflowing toilet there…
There isn’t any acting. They are spoiled brats.
100% tanking
Wow Jeff Saturday interim HC for colts like what????
This kind of stuff is so fucking stupid.
What???? He has zero coaching experince of any sort. He was a center and tv analyst
WRONG again.
Kill whitey!
I’ll not go to any more colts home games.
Agreed
Exactly, why would the fan base pay all that money to watch this collapse?
I didn’t watch the clip, but look who’s talking. Two pasty white guys. And white people should all just pack up and leave now?
SUCKS!
this is good for a left tackle, right?
Can’t be. Wreck sucked at evaluating OL prospects.
that is a fact, lol
I would need to see his record against winning teams first.
@tanking doesn’t happen in the NFL@
Look out Detroit and Houston here comes Indy!
good luck beating the texans or panthers
sucks.
cut him
And they have zero play calling experience on staff…
What a clown show
I will be at the COLTS game…I like our chances.
Interesting article from the Rochester (New York) newspaper about the Bills upcoming game
https://www.yahoo.com/news/next-bills-home-game-against-150046929.html
Joseph made his kicks, that’s good because he actually has sucked this year.
18/34 205 yard 0/2 5 sacks.
now that’s a statline
I hope the Packers run out of wide receivers so bad that Rodgers is down to throwing to backup linemen.
Isn’t that close to what happened on the 2nd RZ int? From the one angle it looked like an OL was running a route and that’s where the ball was headed.
Yes, they were intending on passing to a lineman on that play.
he’s crap in all ways
Or this one 5? You see it yet?
um, this is good….right?
They all suck.
Cut them.
awesome, I’ll put $1000 vs you on those teams when we play them.
no red. surprising.
Hey 5 you see this too?
i’m no genius, OBVIOUSLY, but this seems decent
Gamer
He sucks.
Cut him.
Best part of the team, OT’s. Set for a while.
Hey 5 you see this?
Big Kirko!
Not sure about “all along” since this is since 2020…
hey that’s neat!
Kirk is balling!
When do we give him an extension??
I dunno about you, but I’m sick of E-things…
50 million a year for the next 8 years?
what could go wrong?
Fully guaranteed?
got 7 whole points before mid 4th quarter!
Hey Mick you see this?:
Kirk Cousins’ Record Against Winning Teams With Vikings Is …https://fansided.com › betsided › posts › kirk-cousins-re…
Jan 4, 2022 — Since joining the Vikings in 2018, Cousins has compiled a dreadful 7-26 record …
That’s great.
what about stafford?
matt ryan?
nick foles?
those guys all have been to SB or won MVP what’s their records against winning teams? I bet it’s great.
But his record against winning teams?
isn’t that what matters?
Nah, you need to learn. You set the goal posts based on the point you are trying to prove.
beaker has a career winning record, let that sink in……..lol
Hope beaker can pass Goff (missing 2 of 3 wr’s plus Jamo, now Hock, and Swift) in Td throws and yards, he’s behind in both. ooof
You used to call him “fat Cousins” IIRC…
Frank Reich Fired.
Just fire all coaches who have critters as their mascots…
Whoa
Woahhhh wish he stayed for when we play them. Dang
Bingo. Read 5
lmao, or he’s a moran homer like you. 7 pts until 4th qtr. 2 td’s and I was gited, he started at their 12. lmao
100 yards in dropped passes and a TD
Thielen dropped 2 or 3 catches that he normally made in years past, both were for 10+ yards and first downs if I remember correctly. Those kill drives for sure.
JJ had a drop as well.
He did
whoever down voted this I will fight you?
I took that as a dare
I did. Call me
That was a hell of a throw under pressure by our QB…..
Yes. Yes it was.
Josh Allen tweaked his elbow in the last couple plays yesterday…
Hmmm….
Jobu already on next weeks game….
As long as he’s on our side, im okay with it.
The Vikings are on the verge of having a top 10 defense, based on scoring. They’re currently 11th based on points per game.
PFF has the Vikings defense ranked as 7th. Offense is 6th. Overall, 3rd best team in the NFL. All of this according to PFF.
nfl has them bottom 5 as do the actual stats
Or #2 if you look at record, which is all that matters in the NFL at the end of the day. Good PFF grades aren’t one of the tie breakers the last time I checked.
ok
Correct we are great at winning while we suck. It’s a miracle season.
Interesting that PFF has them so high….They don’t look quite that good…Not as bad as FIVE would have us believe, but not 3rd best overall.
you mean giving up 385 yards to a 7th rd rookie qb/teddy is good? Or murray? or goff? or dalton?
Def is balling out. Really improving each and every game
lol
ha ,ha, ha, they suck but win
You are on the perpel crack like many. The Vikings suck, they are rated 18th. If they ever face a team who sucks less they will implode.
Man, I’m pissed. Yet again I don’t get to watch the game. I’m paying for NFL+ because they promised me “all live games.”
Fox had FTP, and CBS had Bears. Guess what the only 2 games NFL+ was showing? That’s right. FTP and Bears. NFL+ allowed me to “listen” to the game. Fuck, I can turn on my damn stereo and do that for free.
You get all games but delayed. Not live. Only the local games.
You need NFL Sunday Ticket to get all out of market games. Thats how I watch Vikes
Yeah, the problem is not that there are different products for watching, it’s that they lie to you about what you are getting.
No different than many tech companies, or politicians, etc.
If you could kill them if they lie, the world would be a better place.
It’s ‘all live games in your local market’ whatever’s on local, is what you get.
I have it too – but so I have the listening option in case I need it should I not get it on my local broadcast.
Yep.
Which makes no sense.
I pointed that out in the offseason.
Why pay money for a game that is already on locally?
It’s like people are giving them money for nothing.
….and their chicks for free…..
Is this where the whores are free? asking for a friend.
lol, the billionaire replies
NFL+ is marketed as an option to watch on mobile platforms. My understanding is that it’s not available for use on anything other than a mobile device – phone, tablet, laptop
Correct.
But why would you want it on your mobile if it is on your local tv channel?
Watch wherever. At a boring kids play? Watch the game. Church? Watch the game. Mother-in-law’s funeral? Watch the game…. if you can stop laughing….
LOL.
Yeah I guess.
I just did a check on our remaining game/broadcast schedule and compared to the FTPs.
The only time we play at the same time as them again is Dec. 4th (and the games are on different networks), Jan 1 (and we play each other). Jan 8 is TBD for both of us.
I just cancelled NFL+.
Do you have any family or friends living in the twin cities area that use xfinity? I think that service travels with you. If so, you could log in to the fox network online with their account (xfinity at least). Not the local fox station KSTP but the national fox station.
I have a friend there I can check with. Thanks for the idea.
Give it a try. Sometime well before the game so you know it works or not.
not saying just saying s t r e a m e a s t e a s t . i o
My healthcare is only so-so….I won’t get herpes and miss work, will I?
I only use the NFL+ to watch the condensed replay afterwards.
Hey all. Just walked in from the deer stand. My observations from the game:
First, a W is a W, and victory Mondays are awesome. Keep stacking them! At risk of sounding like a Kirk apologist, the man answers the bell. How many times did he get rocked and kept coming back? And he was murder/death/killed and stood there and took it when he dropped that long absolute dime to JJ in crunch time. But this game underscores our problem. OL cannot hang with good d lines. (See also: eagles). This is what will kill us moving forward and in the playoffs. D did well enough, got the big int when we really needed it. But let’s be honest Heineke is good for a couple gifts each game. Stud qbs will kill us. Finally, the bowling celebration after Harry’s pick may be my all time favorite, or at least a very close second to Duck-duck-gray duck. Obligatory TL/DR comments below
good comments…and Yes Kirk just keeps getting up and standing in there.
pretty close, beaker was horrible as he always is despite having the top talent in the NFC. Got pressure and constant throw aways due to fear and diaper full. Tried to force the ball. Had 160 yards in the 4th qtr when we only had like 20 yards rushing all game up to that point. 10 straight punts or close to that
I always wonder if Five is watching the same game. Cousins was literally being hit on almost every drop back. We did not do a lot of play action or rollout, and I wonder why. But washington routinely sent 5-6 guys charging, their secondary pressed coverage, and Cousins had less than 2 seconds most times. I am impressed he did not fumble they way he was hit on the blind side.
Several dropped passes and inability to establish the run hurt us. Did he force the ball? yes he did. Just like many people on this site keep saying he has to do more. The INT to the forced pass in the end zone could have easily been caught by JJ. Instead it goes off his hands, gets deflected up in the air, and a different defends intercepts in. That happens when you force the ball.
He doesn’t watch. Pulls up the stats (on ESPN) & looks at the stat sheet.
I did not think Cousins had a great game, but with all the pressure he was under the entire game, he made very few mistakes. And the D pressures QBs to try to force them into mistakes
He sux, that is all. All qb’s get hit and face pressure. When you pay a loser 40M he depletes the team. The vikes have all 1st/2nd rd OL picks, no other team in the entire NFL does. Still making excuses? Has 3 deep wr’s including a star, a star rb and solid back-up, 1st rd te now. Got 7 points until the 4th qtr. If not starting at 12 on a dumb throw he gets 1 td the entire game and they lose to 2m heineken. FYI Threw a stupid INT that cost us 3 pts too
What happens if the ref doesn’t tackle Bynum and he picks it off?
Your mom swallows again.
That pass to JJ in the 4th quarter was sweet, Perfect placement. The same for the TD pass to Cook.
the lob is a very important part of the game
lol, booger eaters
Woof I told you all yesterday Cleveland had his worst game in a Vikings uniform
Wow. Cleveland sucks.
Drew Carey said, “Cleveland rocks!”
I think he meant Cleveland should be stoned…
That one DL guy blew past him almost every play. Kirk had zero time yesterday
But it was cousins fault Ezra had a real, real bad game
So, basically, everyone is…
Ezra has been good this season, but boy that was his worst game as a Viking
Ingram missed some too. Playing all pro DT’s, gonna happen.
oline is better, don’t suck too bad
OBJ getting cleared this week. Sounds like Vikes are out on him from yesterday’s report.
They cleared cap for a reason. Yesterday’s report could be smoke and mirrors – who in the world thought we’d trade for Hock?
I want OBJ. AT sucks this year
I remember when I was 12.
It looks like the Vikings now have $1.7 million in cap space for 2022.
Not sure that’s enough of OBJ.
ha, ha, ha we have averaged 10 mill to replace Ir guys by game 2, lol
Yes, NFCN is weakest in the nfl. We suck.
QB1
lol
Im sure you’ll have that framed and placed on your ceiling above your bed so you can stare at as you fall asleep, dreaming of Cousins showing up to your door, maybe coming in and making supper for you, bottle of wine in, you will make the first move, or will he?
Skolly fucks a beaker bobblehead before shooting it on the fat wife’s yap.
Wow, kid is special. Great piece to build around, the team has a bright future.
no D and no qb, team gets worse and now we have moved all of our draft capital for yet another bullshit faux run which will not happen
You mean the Hockenson trade? We actually didn’t lose much draft capital at all there….
2nd/3rd rd picks are your starter base, FYI. we look like we have no 1st rd pick from this year, 2nd guy taken can’t get a snap nor the 3rd rd pick. Evans might pan out. All 4 DL are either FA or have 1 year left. cap nightmare due to doing the exact same thing wreck did. You should lose both cook and mattison, thelen is beyond washed and has been for 2 years. No wr depth. Turdberry is gone as well.
Yes but we got 2 4th rounders back that we can easily turn into 4 or 5 7th rounders…plenty of draft capital.
lol, exactly. Who on DL is here beyond next year? 0
LB- ass-oh-my
cb/s- maybe dantz, evans, booth
wr- JJ
we suck this year in spite of winning and will be much worse next year
got screwed on the line, Bills are -7 1/2, if it would have been 3 would have went 5k
It was at 9.5 last night. came down a bit.
depends on site, weird that our all world team has a near double digit line. vegas is stupid
I’m take the cover by Vikes if it stays at 7.5.
you should, great bet, trust me
An alternate bet at 10.5 prob only -225 too
take that too
Skolly’s mom takin it in the ass next 2 dats was -1.
Vikings with 500 receptions:
Cris Carter
Randy Moss
Adam Thielen
They all suck.
Cut them
Hmmm. Figured Ahmad Rashad would be on there.
They are not including basketball players
But they are including announcers, so…
495
Puts AT to shame
TE Steve Jordan (1982-1994) is closest with 498
“only” 400 of Rashad’s receptions were with the Vikings
I’m playing with the settings, trying to adjust the nesting to see if expanding it helps. If you haven’t refreshed your screen in a while, you should.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO….then all my whites turn yellow again!!
On half my pc’s the yellow is so faint I can’t really see it, and on others it’s as bright as it needs to be. Weerd
Do you have night time settings or eye comfort shield set as a default?
Refresh a second time, and they should turn back to white.
Are we in a Michael Jackson Video?
Victory Monday!
Love how this team competes, finds a way to get it done.
Good teams win.
Great teams close.
Haven’t played a complete game yet – when they do, watch out.
Cap’n Kirk is beloved by his teammates.
Trusted by his coaches.
On to Buffalo!
Vikings Q3 are getting outscored 53 to 20.
Opening drives 5 TD and 1 missed FG.
Methinks we do a good job of scheming up the opening drive, but then have a difficult time adjusting to the other teams schemes after half time.
KOC is having a little bit of a learning curve here.
Funny though we had that same problem last season as well.
I watched the Vikings highlights video on their YT channel (not the game highlights video from NFL) and it skips from the end of the 2nd quarter to the beginning of the 4th quarter. Hilarious.
Our offense was non-existent for a large chunk of the game.
More or less the whole season.
Viking game plan:
Jump out to a marginal lead early, then forget how to football for a chunk of the 2nd quarter, and all of the 3rd. Lose lead.
Then ball out in the 4th and win.
I was down on the defense up until the last couple of games. But they seem to be settling into their new scheme. The offense shows flashes of their ability but can’t seem to be consistent. The IOL sucks. I don’t think that is disputed. But going cold for 3rd and sometimes second quarter is a concern. Some combination of execution and play calling.
Coverage is MUCH better in recent games, I’ve noticed. They’re actually contesting catches now.
4th worst pass D in the NFL and haven’t played a starting qb in 3 of last 5 games nor any winning teams.
Is Five just an angry closet Packers fan?
Nope, glad to see them sucking. But we are doing the same thing as wreck. How’d that work out? 1st rd pick is done imo. 2nd rd pick can’t get a snap. Ingram is ok, we will see. Ass-oh-my looks like bust. No qb in site, thus no chance at all of any owl per usual. The fact these people can justify what a shit performance beaker had is laughable. He’s being paid 40M
typical we don’t suck so bad season, unless booger eating homer.
He’s definitely an angry closet something…
homophobe, nice. weird how all liberals on here are. party would cancel you for that, fyi
Lots of anger.
I know a cure
My wife liked the Care Bears when she was a kid, but that picture kind of creeps me out.
You want to get creeped out? Watch Telletubbies for about 5 minutes.
That´s one SERIOUSLY weird show. Don´t know what they are trying to program into toddlers minds with that one.
Dropped my snow blower off to get the pull cord rewound, and general service/ checkup on it done. That was on October 27th, guy said he could have it ready in 5 days to a week. I said that’s great, no hurry, no snow on the horizon. Its been 11 days, and have not gotten the phone call that its ready yet…and now we have a potential storm brewing for the end of the week. Really hoping for that phone call today.
NO! I DONT WANNA SHOVEL!
i didn’t get the chance to watch a single second of the game yesterday as we had a potluck after church and then went and raked at some of the elderly from our church’s houses.
BUT
i did throw it on the radio for a couple minutes. and i can’t really stand listening to PA on the radio (or ever), he is so over the top. he sounds like me during games, over emotional and overreacting for EVERYTHING. and even my wife who was with me in the car was like, i don’t even know how you can listen to this or understand what is happening, he is screaming then talking super low and then screaming again.
apt analysis mrs freeze
Game was over and they gifted us a win. Jobu has many powers. Good boy to help those people.
i look forward to watching it on replay
also, you’re back!
Summary:
Kirk played good. INT wasn’t his fault. About 9 drops between JJ, KJ, and AT. Everyone had butterfingers. If have of those are cut down, this game wouldn’t have been close.
Refs really rigged the game and wanted Skins to win. So many blown calls they missed and ticky tack crap for us. Checked bynum like a hockey hit to give the skins 7 points. They did make up for it at the end to allow us to bleed the clock for game winning FG
Yeah, the drops were huge. Nice to see the team overcome that & win anyway.
Boger is the worst ref in the NFL. He makes calls in every game that convince me that the man is on LSD during games, because he sees things that didn’t happen. Some of the calls are so wrong, it’s laughable.
Booger is the worst. Screw that cheating ref. Totally rigged the game.
lmao, unreal. He was atrocious all game. If not for a gift and a 12 yard drive it’s over. Rivera and heineken and norval jr gifted it. Not 1 pt after first drive until 4th qtr.
So if we take out the
long runsgood quarters, we lose?heinie doesn’t gift that td it’s over
Heini was also gifted a TD, remember when the ref ran into Binum and prevented the INT?
Yes, thought Kirk Played really well.
so, not a point after first drive and an INT and 6 punts straight is good? The only other td he started at their 12. lmao
26th rated offense sucks for a reason
He did. I was a bit critical of his play yesterday, but if you consider the dropped passes, he had a good day.
lol, I just think of this as your marriage to the cum bag.
elite opening night, she let you fuck her not in the ass.
You don’t fuck her for four years, in the ass or anywhere.
Your defense is great and you keep her away. In spite of the fact she was bred.
you meet her with 6 guys going into the bedroom, you ask what’s going on but end up she is knocked up again and you think it’s yours
She lets you fuck her again and all is good with skolly, you’re planning on visiting the inlaws.
Don’t worry. I’m going to get the NFL to end noon games, so this will never happen again. We’re taking Sunday back! No games until 3 p.m.!
Piggybacking on this, I’m also going to become an NFL cheerleader…
Hate PA as a football announcer. Terrible.
I can listen to him at the horsetrack and that’s fine. I agree he is just too over the top.
I get this take. I like PA and Bercich on calls but that’s just me (I’ll listen to the radio call over the tv if given the chance) But I’d agree that PA is often hard to understand. He’ll scream SACK!!! When the Vikings give up a sack and often times he’ll be telling some arbitrary story and not giving game action. Can be very frustrating and he’s clearly very much into himself – but I also think his calls are funny and I like that he’s not afraid to call the team out for poor play.
The delay he has announcing if a FG is good or not………it’s like we’re kicking from 75 yards.
“Snap, spot, kick, and it’sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD”
Well, maybe he has learned his lesson.
He used to just say it was good, then had to change the call to no good a couple of times last year I think.
The Cardinals game where Joseph missed that 30 yarder that would have won it.
when you are laying in your death bed and you remember your life, I hope you don’t remember that bitch you married screaming.
Packer fan on Acme:
Oh look! I found a roll of Packer ownership certs!
Lol, that might be the only self aware Packers fan in existence.
I’d guess it’s not a real packer fan.
Could be Big Stupid Face trolling…………..
Me troll?
Actually, since he wrote it it’s libel.
Reading the analysis of the Packers’ downfall is almost just as enjoyable as watching their games right now.
The goons at Acme can read the writing on the wall. They accept that their season is over. Many of them want them to lose out for a better draft pick, most all of them want LaFlower and Gut out of there, AR too.
Most be pretty somber over in your neck of the woods, huh?
Crickets…….I’m having fun telling them “Well, at least you can snuggle with your trophies. That’s enough, isn’t it?”
Being part owners, I’m sure they each get a “day with a trophy” then pass it on…..
Blech. Who cleans it?
Is there anything that can get all that gravy off?
Nothing sticks to brat grease…..
That is the absolute truth.
We can clinch division on Thanksgiving. Not out of the question either outside Vikings winning next two games. GB Bears and Lions losing is feasible with tough teams
I really, really doubt that’ll happen. Bills loss to the Jets actually hurts our chances this week, IMO.
I agree with that. The Bills will bounce back huge. This Sunday will be a good day to not watch football, or at least lower expectations.
I’ll be driving a bus!
It’s not gonna happen, but just funny there’s a magic number to clinch division this early
the celebration that it’s still possible in November to clinch the division by Thanksgiving is worth something, for sure
Your fandom is like a teenage girl.
You have no sense of patience.
You just blurt anything that comes to mind and then change your mind often.
LOL
it’s so hilarious. was crying and saying game over all game and then after they win he trolls regular people. like a 6th grader
Yep.
Skoldiers was all doomer in the 4th quarter.
Until he wasn’t.
I didn’t post much after it was 17-7. I got tied up with other stuff.
But the Vikings have been good at winning at the end.
You can’t count them out too early in 2022.
I knew they could come back.
Never a doubt.
*Would
Nope, could. Didn’t know that they would, but I knew that they could. I’m glad they did.
*should
I can agree
I saw your posts.
I was thinking don’t count them out yet.
game was over and heineken gifted them a td with a horrible throw. That simple. Been an amazing string of luck that I can’t recall ever seeing from any team.
I remember that comerical. Lol
It’s so beautiful
Playing a little word substitution game. Had to delete a couple of sentences that didn’t fit the context, but everything else seemed to work OK.
Nah, I didn’t say much but glad to know we own you and you have to keep trying to get at us/
This is stupid. Leave your passive-aggressive DN bullshit there.
He can’t.
Ben is this you on twitter? Lol
Did he write Florio a strongly worded tweet?
No need to worry about packers. Bears are the threat as they’ll finish second in division.
Still the same lead over them