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Just a couple more days until Vikings football. Again, this is a really strange situation for us fans, as the Vikings are going into a game that is mostly meaningless. We’ll obviously be interested in watching the replacement center and right tackle, especially the center. Last Sunday’s crap-fest was not something we ever want to see again, so let’s hope they can figure out the snap count and some of the other duties that Reed seemed to struggle with. We’ll find out in a couple short days, but I sure hope to see a strong showing by the good guys. It would be nice to have some positive momentum heading into the playoffs.

Minnesota Vikings News:

Skoldiers posted Week 18 Skoldiers Spreads-To Play or Not to Play Starters.

Rob posted the Skoloholics Mailbag-The 12-4 Mailbag.

From CBS Sports, the NFL is to cancel the Bills-Bengals and is weighing scenarios.

Video of the Day:

Man, I really love this guy’s music. I wish I’d have discovered it while he was still alive. This is Luke Bell, may he rest in peace, with Where Ya’ Been. Enjoy!

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benjammin
Admin
6 January 2023 2:09 pm

Summary:

Lifer posts tweet that says guy is accused of groping another dude for Herschel Walker

Politics discussion ensues

Lifer posts more political garbage tweets

Mick is in lower twin cities today for Wally

Lifer hopes Five gets to touch a jacked up F-450

More politics bullshit

COHF5years posts tweet that says former NFL RB Peyton Hillis is in critical condition after saving his kids from drowning

5 notes the communists got up early today

Eggslusher thinks 5 is a staunch supporter of America

Lifer provides advice to 5 on where to live abroad

MT makes joke about beach, Benjammin doesn’t get it

Size matters to Eggslushers fiancee, she doesn’t want anything big

Freezey will like you more if you post The Office gifs

Admiral biggun is doing the polar plunge again this year https://reg.plungemn.org/participant/admiralbiggun

GF, Kodiak, and Ben were all late breeders

Freezey reminisces about shaving, shaving discussion ensues

Jro suggests a hurricane will hit Buffalo

crackhead cock sounds good to Kodiak

Big Stupid Lib is not in the mood today

B-Rad’s heart is not diseased

Admiral biggun likes to eat the baby bird

Freezey and Kodiak ask mick how his sourdough is

BSF is going to do a puppet version of lord of the rings using his penis

NoDakRube wishes the libs a good weekend

Skolifer likes the scent of Kirk’s jockstrap

Skolifer has abdominal shit going on right now, yeah most people’s abdomens are full of shit

Skoldiers dropped the deuce today

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 2:16 pm

 abdominal shit going on

Yeah…I realized after it was too late that I had a poor choice of wording.

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Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 1:43 pm

Peterson going for 250 yards Sunday.

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 1:59 pm

32nd ranked pass defense could give him a chance to break out. I doubt he gets over 400 though. Dabares obviously do not want to win. It might be a struggle with a runback or two and the Vikes turning the ball over like the last game.

skolifer
skolifer
6 January 2023 1:29 pm

Given there seems to be more authors/admins running around this place than there are members, isn’t there someone capable of dropping The Deuce when GF is out-of-commission?

Asking for a friend.

Also, what the hell is Ben doing? The summary is late, again.

Asking for the same friend.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 1:34 pm

I’ll get one up

skolifer
skolifer
6 January 2023 1:22 pm

I ate a frozen burrito for lunch today. I have some abdominal shit going on right now, so I’m supposed to stay away from spicy foods. But I forgot and doused my burrito in hot sauce…ate it anway.

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Northwoods
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 2:25 pm

Frozen burrito? Tough chewing. I usually nuke them.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Northwoods
6 January 2023 3:13 pm

I didn’t know you could do that. Now I understand why my dentist was so upset with me the last time I had one.

norseman1
norseman1
6 January 2023 1:10 pm

Mused waived, i assume Irv active Sunday.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 1:11 pm

muse

DE Viking
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 1:15 pm

Maybe he will breakout in the playoffs.
I said maybe.

Kodiak
6 January 2023 1:09 pm

Our playoff offensive line consists of Darrisaw and 4 dudes that couldn’t start for Northeast Idaho State Community College Fightin’ Red Potatoes… comment image #OneAndDone

DE Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 1:13 pm

At least there is a built in excuse for the Cousins jock strap sniffers.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 1:15 pm

Mmmmmmm…Cousins’ jock strap…

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DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 1:17 pm

Live look at Skolly….

😂

Kodiak
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 1:16 pm

Maybe 4-5 interceptions again, plus a couple fumbles.

Viking22
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 1:44 pm

I just hope Cousins manages to line up behind the right player

Kodiak
Reply to  Viking22
6 January 2023 1:54 pm

He probably will the majority of the time anyhow.

DE Viking
Reply to  Viking22
6 January 2023 2:01 pm

Come on. That wasn’t his fault

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 2:04 pm

Did it cuz he didn’t want Ingram stepping on him.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 1:16 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 1:18 pm

lol…perfect

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 1:18 pm

Gassy today BSF, what you eat last night?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 1:45 pm

Cod, rice and asparagus

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 1:54 pm

Atlantic cod or Pacific cod? asparagus make your pee neon?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 1:19 pm

.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 1:43 pm

He is our only hope after the Giants game. Love this meme.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 1:46 pm

I still can’t believe I found a picture of a brown bear pouting.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 1:55 pm

It’s hilarious.

benjammin
Admin
6 January 2023 1:06 pm

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 1:08 pm

They should make him move his stuff out of the speaker office.
Just for fun.

NoDakRube
6 January 2023 1:03 pm

Have a great weekend your filthy animals! (Even the libs)
SKOL VIKES!

and I am cheering for the Pukers Sunday Night.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 1:04 pm

packer fan confirmed

benjammin
Admin
6 January 2023 12:50 pm

Probably my favorite skit from Kids In The Hall

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 12:48 pm

What happened to expanding the playoffs to 8 teams in each conference?

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 12:49 pm

Erin guaranteed a win Sunday night, making the 8 playoff team unnecessary.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 12:54 pm

That must be in the non public documents.

Whereas the league and the refs will guarantee that the Green Bay Packers will win against the Detroit Lions using any means necessary”

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 1:00 pm

You Found it!!

NoDakRube
6 January 2023 12:38 pm

A headline for Lifer for his afternoon woody

January 6 anniversary: Two years after US Capitol attack, investigation into Trump and insurrection enters new phase | CNN Politics

Any day now, they will get him, I am sure of it.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 12:40 pm

@they got him with his tax returns@

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 12:44 pm

any day now…..

Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:51 am

Sybil’s hero

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 12:13 pm

What if abortion had been allowed and encouraged back then?

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
6 January 2023 12:17 pm

It was, they just waited until after they were born. Genocides killed tens of millions a couple hundred years ago.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:32 am

i hope KOC get jefferson 76 targets

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:02 pm

Shouldn’t even see that awful field

Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:30 am

Why don’t they make costumes for your dick?
You could have a dragon costume with wings, or a wizards hat and beard… Maybe a mr. Potato head thing.
Just have accessories that you could attach in a non-painful way.
Nothing perverted. Just good, clean fun.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:35 am

I might start a YouTube channel where I do the entire Lord of The Rings movies using only my penis, scotch tape, little arms, legs and other accessories.
I’m gonna be rich!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:38 am

Sounds like a solid plan. Are you taking investors?

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 11:50 am

No. But Viagra is interested in making a big impact in advertising.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:42 am

i’m sure it would be a perfect size for the hobbits.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 11:49 am

BURN!!!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 11:53 am

I was gong to use my balls for that. Shave them, but leave the bottom for their hairy little feet.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:59 am

no, the balls would have to be the dwarfs.
i feel like you need my help with this. thankfully i’m not a hands on director

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 12:05 pm

True, this is a big project to undertake.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 12:46 pm

average, it’s an average at best project to undertake

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 12:14 pm

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DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 1:16 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 12:39 pm

At a minimum, the NFL could have an official Madden22 game where Cincy and Buffalo play each other. Each team picks a few players to compete.
Whichever team gets the win, wins the unplayed game.

Not ideal, but at least Cincy and Buffalo each have a chance to improve their position.

NFL could sell pay per view…proceeds go to charity.

freezeyface
6 January 2023 10:57 am

hey mick, how did your sourdough turn out?

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 11:15 am

Hmmm…….
Sounds kinky.

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 11:31 am

Have you ever made it? I think Mick is out guarding his chickens. With the price of eggs those chickens arre worth more than his house.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:32 am

no, i have coworkers who talk about it all the time though

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 11:48 am

Makes great pancakes and breads/rolls.

bowbunch
bowbunch
6 January 2023 10:36 am

Hey Kfey, since Mixon never got his chance last week just remember:

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KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 11:57 am

35 IQ….you’re too kind!

Northwoods
6 January 2023 10:20 am

First round scenarios:
Vikings vs. Giants if… 

  • Vikings beat Bears and 49ers defeat Cardinals or… 
  • Vikings lose to Bears

Vikings vs. Packers if… 

  • Vikings beat Bears
  • 49ers lose to Cardinals
  • Packers beat Lions

Vikings vs. Seahawks if…

  • Vikings beat Bears
  • 49ers lose to Cardinals
  • Seahawks beat Rams
  • Lions beat Packers

Vikings vs. Lions if…

  • Vikings beat Bears and 49ers beat Cardinals or Vikings lose and 49ers win
  • Lions beat Packers
  • Seahawks lose to Rams
SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
6 January 2023 10:32 am

95% chance we play Giants per almost every odds calculator. KOC should be scheming for Giants instead of wasting time playing starters on Sunday

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 10:42 am

lol, like it takes 2 weeks to “scheme” for the giants. We’re going to get pummeled in 3 weeks anyway. I expect a 54-3 shit show. Anything better than that and I will be happily surprised.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 10:44 am

No. We’re winning round 1, unless Beaker JJ or Darrisaw go down because KOC wants to play them

Round 2 idk

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 10:46 am

Gnats blitz us into oblivion. Book it.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 11:01 am

Survived the first time. Kirk top QB against the blitz this year

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:24 am

Weeks, Cleveland, Ingram and Udoh will have their hands full. Darrisaw will be fine. Turd might make it back but after not playing for 2 months likely be worse than normal.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:25 am

Ya I think terd plays but how rusty will he be?

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 11:27 am

As rusty as my dance moves.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 11:58 am

Kodiak thinks we are going to get “pummeled”, by a team we just beat 2 weeks ago.
Why?

It takes 2 weeks to “scheme” for the giants.

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 12:14 pm

Hey big stupid ass, here is what I wrote. We’re going to get pummeled in 3 weeks anyway.

One week is dabares
two weeks is the giants
three weeks is the second round of the playoffs.

We might lose to the giants but I doubt we get pummeled. Niners on the other hand likely spank us hard.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 12:18 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 12:28 pm

Exactly

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 11:22 am

3 weeks will be the second rd of the playoffs. We get destroyed.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 12:12 pm

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:54 am

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:58 am

lol…great gif

Viking22
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 10:51 am

Giants don’t have much in the way of receivers but Jones still managed to move the ball against Donatell’s defense. That means the offense will need to outscore the Giants with a depleted OL.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Viking22
6 January 2023 11:01 am

We’ll win if we don’t lose any key starters this weekend. Crowd was dead that game last time we played them. Half the stadium was empty too.

It’ll be LOUDDDD and have a way bigger impact than that christmas eve game

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:12 am

Eh….
Vikings don’t beat anybody by kicking the dog shit out of them.

We needed a miracle 61 yarder to beat them the first time.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:20 am

I think the opposite.
Playoffs. Beaker

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 11:24 am

Beaker went on road and upset saints in 2019 plaoyffs?

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 11:25 am

So you’re saying 4 years ago he had one good game?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:41 am

We’ll win a playoff game. Maybe 2 if things break the right way like Puke upsetting niners

Bucs are gonna beat cowpies. I like our matchup against them

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 11:47 am

We win one maybe and then we’re toast. Humiliation again on national tv. This bottom 10 team isn’t going anywhere.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:02 pm

Not happening

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:02 pm

My two cents on Dallas…

at some point in the playoffs, FatCarthy’s gonna FatCarthy and Dak is gonna Dak.

When it happens, the Cowboys will lose.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:04 pm

Yes, Bucs are like the Packers. Teams meh but kind of starting to figure it out and getting hot at the right time. They have two HOF QBs that don’t give an F and are gonna sling it.

Bucs are at home too and Dak is a playoff choking machine

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 11:53 am

You mean, the TEAM did right?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 12:03 pm

Correct, everyone played well. Defense was locked in, kirk was throwing dimes, and AT/DIGGS balled out

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:04 pm

QBR-wise, it was one of his highest games that year. I think he had an 80.
At San Fran he had a 40 something.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:25 am

Like we did the pukers and cowpies?

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:59 am

Ah, the thing we’ve never done to any team all season. And you expect it in the play offs? Yeesh

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 12:44 pm

Run up gut.
Send JJ deep.
Hock into middle of field.

Scheme done.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 12:47 pm

BSF you are correct.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:11 am

glad to hear that, brad.
was praying for you this morning

Northwoods
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:13 am

EGGsellent.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Northwoods
6 January 2023 10:15 am

leave out the yolks, though!

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 11:39 am

but the yolk is the baby bird… that’s the part i want to eat

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
6 January 2023 11:49 am

lol

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:14 am

I figured they’d confirm you’ve got a great heart. Just wasn’t sure about your arteries.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:14 am

Happy to hear that GF! Now you can give it all you have next week at US Bank.

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:14 am

And I guess I am you are not going to die.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:17 am

That’ll be $6800.

Viking22
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 10:53 am

FTFY

That’ll be $68,000.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:00 am

Does it cover Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion, Government Created Killer Nanorobot Infection and inverted penises?

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 11:27 am

I hate when that happens.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:33 am

Congrats buddy!

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:40 am

Time to go fishin

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:20 pm

Like I said over on the Front Porch, let go of your wallet and they might let you leave.

MT Viking
6 January 2023 9:58 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 10:04 am

is this a canadian comic?

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:14 am

well this isn’t very funny which is why i figured it was canadian

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 10:15 am

OMG Pup pub…dog tag…must be 3 to order? Sheesh.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:15 am

Those dudes that did the 12 days of Christmas were pretty good.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 11:09 am

McKensie Brothers……

”On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me……….
A Beer! “

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 11:11 am

Growing up, I believe Strange Brew was my first, formal introduction to the idea that Canadian’s can be funny.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:54 am

lol…yep.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:16 am

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 10:33 am

love that show

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:57 am

yes

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 12:25 pm

Yep, the original was amazing, especially considering it was made by stupid lib canadians.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 12:42 pm

We used to go golfing in Canada…I wouldn’t say “stupid lib Canadians”. I would say “Lazy lib Canandians”. But very nice folks…

On multiple occasions we had 9 am T-times, but the club house workers didn’t show up until 9.30 or 10, because, you know, Saturday.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 10:13 am

There’s no eh’s, please’s or thank you’s so it can’t be. There’d probably be a Tim Horton’s box on the counter too.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 10:14 am

You ain’t Canadian until you’ve had to put the truck in 4WD to navigate the drive through to order takeout Timbits and a double double at TH.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 10:13 am

Could be…the chihuahua is a little breedist…could say the same about the St. Bernard I suppose.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 9:50 am

Harbaugh coming back to the NFL

Kodiak
6 January 2023 9:47 am

Hey Mick, how did your sourdough turn out?

Kodiak
6 January 2023 9:47 am

Keep the nose to the grindstone, you never know what opportunities will present themselves.

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skolifer
skolifer
6 January 2023 9:46 am

Where’s pud been? Haven’t seen him around lately.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 10:38 am

Who is pud

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 10:51 am

My short term memory is beginning to suck. Few weeks back…friend of the guy who used to be on DN…used him in my “took a Ben and wiped my _______” joke. It was that dudes buddy…he came in guns a blazin’.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 11:32 am

It gets worse.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 12:28 pm

Yeah, chunk’s buddy, I remember now

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 12:25 pm

Cane’s bucket boy who went nuclear a few times because he can’t read a room

freezeyface
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 12:27 pm

shows up, acts like an idiot, gets heck for acting like an idiot, and leaves.
soo long pud

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 12:30 pm

when he made a big to-do about people not being nice to him and that he was leaving:

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 10:38 am

if you mean papas pud I don’t think he’s ever been here

bowbunch
bowbunch
6 January 2023 9:28 am

Still getting weird comment counts when I log on in the morning. Today for example, when I first open the page it showed 99 comments. After logging in (all of what, 2 seconds?) there is 155 comments.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 9:31 am

Yes, that is standard for me. First open the page and I think wow slow day log in and there is a wall of posts as high as the world trade center.

Wrenage
6 January 2023 9:25 am

If you were an American when you went into a bathroom, and you were an American when you came out of the bathroom, what were you when you were in the bathroom?

European!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
6 January 2023 9:26 am

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Wrenage
6 January 2023 9:44 am

Or you could have just been Putin.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:15 am

Giants will be preparing for us while KOC is worried about winning a stupid bears game that doesn’t matter

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:20 am

lol, are you Ryan Dunleavy? Looks like your grammatical skills

he will have be out there to win and with something to prove

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:25 am

Lol

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:50 am

IF SF somehow loses, doesn’t a win over dabares do something for us?

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
6 January 2023 9:56 am

pssst it gives us the #2 seed

Northwoods
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 10:13 am

Heh heh. I was being sumwhut retorical.

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
6 January 2023 10:14 am

i know, but for those not paying attention at home….
there is defintely something to play for and hope for on sunday.

if we were worried about injuries in games, we should just not suit up ever and never play a game.

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 10:16 am

I go back and forth on this one…

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:30 am

idk, whatever, play the dang game. i can see it from both sides

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
6 January 2023 10:34 am

SF is -14 point favorites playing a 3rd string QB and multiple other starters out (i.e. Hopkins) at home.

They are not losing.

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:16 am

i saw him moving a bit, BACKWARDS as he was getting jammed at the line like a little (swear).

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:19 am

He got jammed almost every play. Seems to be a downfall of JJ. Hopefully he’s working on that. In his worst games of the year the DBs were jamming and being physical

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:25 am

I don’t think it helped that he was wearing the wrong shoes in the 1st half. Hard to get leverage when you have no footing.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 9:28 am

If only his coaching staff and equipment manager had told him to wear different footwear before the game

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:54 am

Yep…Dumb ASS

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:55 am

I was wondering about that. Early in the season we used to see him in motion a lot more.
Play calling really went pretty vanilla the last few weeks.
basic run plays between the tackles
Very little motion or mis-direction plays.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 10:06 am

Need a #2 receiver, Thielen ain’t getting it done anymore. Hoped Osborn would step up more, had the big game but often unnoticed. Hock poor game at pukes. I suppose we hurt more players at soldiers on what the call a field.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 10:08 am

That’s why they traded for Reaghor.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 10:39 am

Or maybe they can sign this girl

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 10:41 am

Take over thielen and reagor.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 11:33 am

I see Theilen open often but beaker doesn’t throw to him much anymore.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:35 am

I don’t, seems to have lost a step. He used to create lots of separation. Think he’s more of a RZ target.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 11:45 am

Look on replays, especially on check downs, Theilen was open, jj has 2-3 guys on him and beaker throws to Cook, Ham, Hockenson short.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
6 January 2023 12:06 pm

Soldier field is no bueno this time of year.

Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 9:12 am

Well, not really in the mood for this today.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 9:13 am

what are you in the mood for?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:19 am

looking at homeless guys cocks

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:24 am

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:26 am

My moment has come!

*Calls Real Estate Agent to put house up for sale*

Kodiak
Reply to  Wrenage
6 January 2023 9:51 am

Good for you. Where you moving to?

MT Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 9:56 am

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 10:35 am

I still don’t get it. My bad I guess.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 11:41 am

Getting pretty vanilla now, but I got some ideas to recapture the magic

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 11:51 am

Hey BSF. I’d appreciate it if you could clear something up. Ben keeps using the phrase “homeless guy” cock but, IIRC, the original reference was “crackhead guy” cock. I need to know who’s right once and for all. This is important.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 12:09 pm

It was crackhead in the original story..
At some point homeless was used and it stuck.
I think Ben has a homeless cock fetish.
Pretty common in the North suburbs BTW.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 12:15 pm

Yeah for whatever reason I’d remembered it as homeless. Will correct moving forward.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 12:20 pm

Crack head cock has a nice ring to it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 12:22 pm

What about crack head with a cock ring?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:56 am

Not sure. Kinda tired.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 9:13 am

LOL, stupid lib

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:13 am

big if true

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:11 am

Lifer posted it below but ya i think they should’ve played but since they didn’t what the NFL came up with seems pretty equal. Each affected team has pros and cons

Still think bills are going to get a lot of calls that go there way in the playoffs

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  SkoIdiers
6 January 2023 9:51 am

Yeah, might be a Katrina year for Buffalo, though they do have the talent to win the SB on their own. We’ll see, I guess, but the NFL has a great storyline to push now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
6 January 2023 12:15 pm

I highly doubt a hurricane will be hitting Buffalo, maybe a derecho though.

benjammin
Admin
6 January 2023 9:00 am

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:02 am

Great news.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:02 am

Awesome!

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:02 am

curious to know if being a worldclass athlete has anything to do with this or not.
either way. exremely cool and glad he seems to be doing really well

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:04 am

I don’t world class athlete has much to do with it. Being fit, healthy, and not a lardass like half of Americans surely does. That and world class medical care.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:11 am

that’s fair.
and he might not even be a worldclass athlete. i’m unsure what a worldclass athlete even is these days.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:18 am

This, 6’1 270 pounds, great American

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:37 am

Gable the goat

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 10:06 am

Is that EdgeCrusher?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 10:17 am

Haha, I wish. I did Jujitsu for a while and after all my years of football and training… there is nothing more exhausting than grappling. Whole new respect for wrestlers/grapplers after that. Just such a grind!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:12 am

Awesome to see

freezeyface
6 January 2023 8:58 am

this day, 2 years ago, will live in infamy….

it’s when i shaved my beard all the way off and left just a creepy mustache. it was glorious and i will always look back on Jan 6th and think of the absolute beast that mustache was

freezeyface
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 8:59 am

quick edit…

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:03 am

I’ve had like some form of facial hair on at least my chin since 8th grade. One time sophomore year I shaved everything off and people were just like… “nah, don’t do that” haha

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 9:05 am

i don’t like going completely clean, mrs freeze says she misses my handsome face, but i’m not sure she is being truthful as who likes to hear their actual face is gross and looks better with thick hair covering it

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:07 am

My wife likes either clean shaven or a short beard that’s just past the prickly stage. I generally keep it short in the summer but I don’t shave from October till March.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:08 am

unlike you, i sometimes let it buck during the summer and then i feel like ron burgandy drinking milk, this was a bad choice…

i think i need to trim mine back a little right now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:10 am

Need it for warmth in the winter, I actually prefer to be clean shaven using my safety razor, like so close a shave you can’t feel any hair whatsoever, I am far to lazy to keep that up though.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:23 am

Are you talking about ass hair?

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 9:55 am

Wait till you get older and it’s ear hair.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 9:56 am

Frikin ear and nose hair is the worst…I can grow hair anywhere except on my head.

MT Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 10:08 am

True story but a little dox-y – the mayor of Grand Forks for many years was also a physician, and in fact his wife also was a physician, in a different department. I did rotations with both of them, very nice people as typical of GF.

One afternoon had a couple of no-shows for clinic appointments on his schedule. He had two nurses in clinic as he saw a lot of pts in clinic. He asked if now was a good time? Leaned back in his chair like it was a barber chair and one of the nurses proceeded to trim his hair and eyebrows while the other plucked ear hair and nose hair. Meanwhile he gave me a seminar on something or the other.

Still one of the oddest things I’ve ever seen.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 10:20 am

I either take care of that stuff the best I can or have my wife assist…can’t imagine asking a co-worker to trim my ear hair. Thats disgusting.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:23 am

Could you imagine being that coworker?

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 10:33 am

at least they didn’t have to shave his sack

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 10:55 am

That I don’t know, I don’t keep up on GF gossip.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:08 am

just past the prickly stage.

Yeah…women hate thigh burns.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 9:09 am

and chest burns

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:12 am

you motorboating son of a

swear
gun

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:08 am

I think my fiancé would like it if I fully clean shaved but I’m not sure about that. I had a full on big beard for about 5 years but that was shaved off when doing job interviews about a year or 2 before I met her lol.

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 9:57 am

My condolences on getting married. When is the day you will rue for eternity?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 10:21 am

lol, I was curious if anyone would catch that. It’s not a rue for me. To each their own. I like being in a relationship man. And I found someone who accepts me for the odd fucking duck I am and just makes me incredibly happy.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 10:30 am

Congrats Edge! I mean it go forth and procreate…or at least recreate.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:37 am

We’ll see if that’s the way we go or if we’ll just be DINKs.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 10:39 am

We were DINKS for 14 years…enjoyed it very much.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:42 am

I’m 36, if we’re DINKs for 14 years… it will probably be more years of DINKs to follow.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 10:48 am

Yes, you will have to decide soon!..I was 36 when we had our one and only.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:36 am

I was a late breeder too.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:53 am

Had to wait until you were old and strong enough to overpower your victims?

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 12:21 pm

lol, took a long time to find one desperate enough to volunteer

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 12:30 pm

Ahhhhh…yeah, that makes sense

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 12:18 pm

I was 37 with first daughter, 40 with the second, though my wife was 30 and 33.

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 10:30 am

Good for you, but what is the date?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 10:36 am

Well just purposed in Vegas, getting all that figured out. Sooner rather than later, she doesn’t want anything big and neither do I.

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 11:36 am

Need a ring and a date!! I seriously wish you all the best. Keep her on her meds and you likely won’t be killed in your sleep.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:05 am

Did you curl up the ends?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:08 am

i’m not a hipster…

i shaved it more into the handlebar look

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:59 am

It seems like there was something else going on 2 years ago today….
If I remember the news correctly in some country an armed mob stormed a government building firing their weapons killing 100s or 1000s as they attempted to overthrow a government…something like that anyway.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:01 am

…took years to repair the damage…

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:34 am

doesn’t……doesn’t ring a bell

Admiral BigGun
6 January 2023 8:51 am

SKOL!! Happy Purple Friday folks!

https://reg.plungemn.org/participant/admiralbiggun

Kodiak
Reply to  Admiral BigGun
6 January 2023 9:58 am

Hey ABG, heck of a season so far!!

Admiral BigGun
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:47 am

it’s never boring, that’s for sure

benjammin
Admin
6 January 2023 8:44 am

Threads a shitshow before 9am, lol.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:04 am

My reaction to seeing half the thread

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 9:05 am

whenever someone posts an office gif, i like them a little bit more.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:06 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  skolifer
6 January 2023 9:15 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
6 January 2023 9:07 am

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:14 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:04 am

Well 5 all in defense because he is such a staunch supporter of America that he advocates the violent overtake of capital hill. Dude has a serious case of ID 10 T syndrome.

benjammin
Admin
6 January 2023 8:40 am

F’kn morans that don’t know how to drive making me late for work, likely a stupid lib texting and driving

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:22 am

Is that Beach?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 9:25 am

No just north of St. Paul

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 9:55 am

i get this joke….

my in laws like to joke that on their way to minnesota, my mother in law is asleep by beach

Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 8:27 am

O’Neill out for 6 months.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 8:29 am

Earth months or or Jupiter months? Please tell me it’s Jupiter months.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 8:32 am

3/4 torn achilles. Is that less on Jupitor?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 8:39 am

Jupiter takes 10 hours to fully rotate which would still leave him out for this season. Just being a smart ass.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 9:21 am

But a month is an arbitrary division of a year into 12 more or less equal periods of about 30 day/night cycles…while the day/night cycles are shorter on Jupiter a Jovian year is 12 Earth years. So their calendar would be really really really long months with many many many days. “Let’s set up the appointment for February 231rd.”

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 9:25 am

I know. It was just a joke. It’s like hearing the why did the chicken cross the road joke…. to get to the other side and going… Chickens don’t have the logical capacity to know why they did anything so this joke is a FARCE! It’s a joke.

MT Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 9:32 am

It was my moment to kill a dad joke, like Ben killing my “is that Beach (ND)” joke above.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
6 January 2023 8:32 am

No shit, torn achilles. The good news is that it isn’t a ruptured achilles where the tendon completely detaches from itself down at the base of the foot like Fat Phil had that ended his career. O’Neill’s is more like Mo Ibrahim’s where it is torn where the tendon attaches to the calf, though in Mo’s case it completely detached from the calf, either way it is way easier to come back from Mo and O’Neill’s injuries.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 8:38 am

Can’t recall which player it was, but I remember a gif where you can see a guy’s achilles pop off and curl up in their calf. Gross.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:41 am

If it popped off the calf it was Mo, you could see it curl up after it popped very clearly.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:38 am

No, this was years ago. Just gross to see.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:03 am

I got my info from my super secret source.

Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:22 am

lol, all the communists are up exceptionally early today on the 6th. Must have got their marching orders from the US taxpayer funded facecrook to put up as much fake news as possible.

#stopCommunism

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:27 am

#StopCondoningViolenceOnCapitalHillAndStopCondoningTheSpreadOfFalseInformationLikeThatTheElectionWasFradulentTrumpLostGetOverItYouBigFuckingBabyYesBidenIsAnAbsoluteTurdAndItSucksHeWonButQuitBeingSuchAChild

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 8:27 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:28 am

Agreed you sure are.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:14 am

More prayers/thoughts/etc

Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:04 am

Today is a great day in USA history. I hope the Patriots held without charges for peacefully protesting fraudulent elections and have been treated like crap can get out and sue evil lowlife liberals for their actual money and have them committed to Federal Prison for treason against the USA.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:07 am

LMAO

peak insanity

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:09 am

y

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:13 am

anti-American to compare those holy shit lmao

actually brainwashed

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:15 am

I know you are, trying to change that. Stealing elections and having the FBI weaponized is for sure anti american. 3M to facecrook from my tax dollars to hurt me. oof

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:18 am

you right now

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:19 am

nice work lib, lmao

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:16 am

Trespassing and smearing shit on the walls of congress, lol “patriotism”

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 8:17 am

burning down our cities is though…….

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:18 am

what·a·bout·ism
/ˌ(h)wədəˈboudizəm/
noun

  1. the technique or practice of responding to an accusation or difficult question by making a counteraccusation or raising a different issue.
Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:19 am

yeah sure, burn this bitch!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 12:58 pm

Which justifies invading the peoples house, your fucking house, killing officers, destroying property, smearing shit on the walls and stopping our electoral process. People like you need rounded up and deported to South America. Give me the immigrants, deport the traitors. YOU!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:40 am

It’s all people firmly rooted into either side of identity politics know how to do.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:40 am

I hadn’t heard this term for it before though. Thank you!

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 9:41 am

Basically a more catchy way to call out a kind of tu quoque logical fallacy. Slightly surprised this is new for ya, been pretty prevalently used the last few years.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 10:22 am

Yeah I would point out the fallacy just hadn’t heard it called that.

Mjolnir
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 9:05 am

Yup.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:24 am

No, and letting them burn is ridiculous as well.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 8:25 am

no no, that is patriotic! I mean even the fraudulent VP of the usa (heel up whore) bailed them out. Rittenhouse FTW!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:27 am

It is hilarious to me that the 3 people Rittenhouse shot were career criminals including a pedophile.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 8:31 am

Weird how the communists on here never mention that or that george floyd was after he held up a pregnant black woman at gunpoint and went to federal prison. They don;t mention the FBI paid facecrook to be joseph goebbels. It’s an echo chamber for these morans. Country is in the shitter in all ways and they talk about bullshit. juan epstein was all dem, all pedo. they are clueless and doing the bidding of the globalists t their own detrement. It’s lol funny

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:36 am

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Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:43 am

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:58 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 10:27 am

..

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 10:03 am

Rittenhouse is a hero…need many, many more like him.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:05 am

.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 10:24 am

I love that meme! Hadn’t seen it before.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 10:10 am

Now you know the average lib protester

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 10:03 am

This is true, the fraudulent VP did bail out the criminals who burned down some of Minneapolis . What a pathetic whore.

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 10:09 am

That is actually an insult to pathetic whores

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:06 am

Yup. Burners.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:28 am

Also, MN is so fucked up, Gov. Walz oversees historic school lunch fraud and the stupid libs just say “doesn’t matter we vote dem no matter what”.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 8:31 am

correct and you are soon to be ruled by criminal invaders….dem at all costs, just overlook all

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:41 am

Yep, and more money getting spent for more school lunch fraud. I am fine with the idea of keeping everybody fed. Good idea. However, having the government oversee anything is going to become an epic failure.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:42 am

But if they finally legalize weed, Waltz gets a pass from me.

All about me, dammit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
6 January 2023 12:21 pm

I saw how big an impact legalizing it had on the state revenue in CO when I lived there during legalization. Crazy revenue.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 12:50 pm

Oh the bullshit comparison response from the right

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 9:05 am

Yup. Traitors.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 12:49 pm

👆 Fraud American 👆

should be arrested and firing squad

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:17 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 8:20 am

lib 2 comes aboard! baroooo!

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
6 January 2023 9:21 am

The crazy thing here is that it is actually Julie Chen’s birthday today!

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 9:39 am

Your comment is a disheartening example of how far off track our country has become from its founding principles. What was established as a democracy for the “majority” is now dominated on both sides by the lunatic fringe. Anecdotally, based on my experience, it’s also interesting to me that those that claim to be the most patriotic, more often than not, have given nothing more than “lip service” for their country.

If you believe what you’re saying, you’re truly nuts. If you don’t, you’re an idiot for posting it. Either insane or stupid is no way to go through life.

Lifer
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Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 12:47 pm

I hope someone runs over you with a jacked up diesel F-450.

Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:02 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
6 January 2023 7:54 am

Good luck today GF. Both at the doc and fishing, and when you get home and tell your wife you went fishing.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
6 January 2023 7:57 am

beta, lol

Wrenage
6 January 2023 7:19 am

Back at work. Time to make my…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBK2k63m318

Fivefingers
Reply to  Wrenage
6 January 2023 7:51 am

Like that song, like Kix. Scarlet fever, get it while its hot

Mick
Mick
6 January 2023 7:08 am

Off to LoTW today.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
6 January 2023 7:51 am

what’s in lower Twin Cities?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 7:53 am

Wallly

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
6 January 2023 7:57 am

Baudette? Hope you get some. Want to do NW angle some day

Northwoods
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:44 am

My sister and her hubby went up there a couple years back. Nice crappies up there.

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
6 January 2023 10:14 am

Where ya going?? Baudette and Ballards? I took my kids 6 years ago and it dropped to 42 below while we were there

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 7:51 am

how’d the test go?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 8:09 am

Good luck Brad – literally went thru the same thing last week. Mine turned out fine, yours will too.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
6 January 2023 8:10 am

good news. So all of your stuff was just a false positive and no real issue? I told ya that would be the case.

benjammin
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Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 8:13 am

hawt, plus she’s got that easy access BJ mouth that seems to always be open

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 10:47 am

Right???

Lifer
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6 January 2023 5:52 am

Playing all the hits this morning…this from NASA scientists. It’s contested science but hey believe Huns gifs instead and keep rolling coal.

After analyzing decades of metrological data using the MERRA-2 weather reanalysis model maintained by NASA’s Global Modeling and Assimilation Office (GMAO), Cohen and colleagues think that stretched polar vortex events have become more common since 1980. In a study published in Science in 2021, Cohen and colleagues linked declines in Arctic sea ice in the Barents and Kara Sea and increases in snowfall in Siberia—both of which are linked to climate change—with an increase in polar vortex disruptions and cold spells in the midlatitudes.
“Not everybody agrees with us. It’s still contested science, but I am confident that we’ll see more and more examples of these stretching events in the stratosphere followed shortly after by cold snaps in the midlatitudes as the Arctic climate warms and changes,” said Cohen. “The stretching of the polar vortex we saw in December 2022 definitely fits that pattern.”

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 6:48 am

Do you have the polar vortex data from say 3,000 years ago?
Since the earth is probably a billion years old, a complete set of data points is essential to make any hypothesis.

hypothesis- an educated GUESS. Not a fact. A guess.

Lifer
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Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 7:05 am

See you’re hung up on the word “change” that’s not what’s being debated here. Sure with volcanic activity and other mass environmental events yes the climate has warmed, cooled and probably done everything else a few million times.

The POINT here is we know carbon warms the atmosphere and we as humans are producing a massive amount which is doing exactly what was predicted a hundred years ago pre Industrial Age.

We can reduce the speed at which this occurs or we can throw our hands up and say it’s always happened let’s ride!

benjammin
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Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 7:56 am

Sounds good to me

we can throw our hands up and say it’s always happened let’s ride!

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
6 January 2023 8:00 am

same, hopefully lifer and 3B other communist morans can voluntarlily be shot into outer space w/o a suit to help out. He’s literally a mora, believes whatever they tell him while they do real damage. Also, now that he got his 7th booster for no reason (lol) it’s possible permanent brain damage is causing even more sociopathic and psychotic behavior. Hope his wife can get him shock therapy and a lobotomy

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 9:15 am

Not debating the principles but the Industrial Age/Industrial Revolution began in 1760 ran through about 1840…Social Studies 20 FTW.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
6 January 2023 10:18 am

Plants love carbon

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 10:51 am

The POINT here is we know carbon warms the atmosphere

Well, that’s a POLITICAL point.

In the 1970’s, it was the “POINT”, that carbon was cooling the atmosphere. But in the 80’s the data was pointing to the planet warming. Like .5 degrees are something small, but warming.

Then the “POINT” changed to carbon is warming.

The SON (Sun) controls life and death on earth. If it burns out or becomes extremely hot, we are dead.

Our life is totally at the hands of outside forces of the universe.

But if you want to help, stop breathing to reduce your carbon footprint.

Kodiak
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 11:40 am

The average temperature on earth has increased less than one degree in the last 40+ years.
If people would just travel and see the rest of the world and how they live, they would realize they are irrelevant.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  DE Viking
6 January 2023 8:09 am

Think a little bit harder about that time scale.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:13 am

no, you think. Proven scam. But you can go to chy-na and lobby outside parliament since they are by far the biggest polluter in the world. Then india after that.

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:17 am

‘no you!’

what elementary school response are you going to go with next?

And your defeatist attitude never fails to make me laugh. Claiming to be a red blooded American and whining and crying and never ever wanting to improve or innovate is textbook-definition oxymoron.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:18 am

me thinks you don’t know the definition of defeatest comrade

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 8:19 am

learn2spell

de·feat·ist

/dəˈfēdəst/

noun

a person who expects or is excessively ready to accept failure.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
6 January 2023 8:24 am

no hablo inglish senorita, democrata bordero is abierto.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 9:12 am

I really am thinking I need to pick up Spanish.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 10:46 am

This is a good point 5,
How did our “modern scientists” get this so wrong that they completely shifted their forecast in 30 years?
The more I read the more skeptical I become of our supposed “experts”. The NIH just came out with a food pyramid that says frosted mini wheats and potato chips are more healthy than eggs.

Fucking clowns.

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 11:42 am

Dr Jordan Peterson calls the food pyramid the anti truth. Exact opposite of reality.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 8:41 am

I like that they say it’s still contested science. Good for them for being upfront about that.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 7:53 am

man, you are stupid

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
6 January 2023 9:52 am

Go live there you beta fuck b

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 10:07 am

Of course if we had unlimited resources we would invite every poor person from every shit hole county here..BUT GUESS WHAT??? WE DON”T.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
6 January 2023 11:43 am

Correct, everyone has choices and must live with the consequences of those choices.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
6 January 2023 11:46 am

But not in a socialist utopia…then you really have no choices and everyone gets the same….PERFECT, I wonder if that has been tried before?

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
6 January 2023 12:24 pm

Well I almost added, except dumbasses who make poor choices and are bailed out by responsible tax payers.

Lifer
Admin
6 January 2023 5:17 am

Below is the crux of the rot in our political system and yes it’s deep within both parties, this is just a Republican example. They’re more worried about campaign advertising funding to get reelected than they are worried about doing the peoples work because possibly they get beat because these super pacs flood districts with ads to sway elections.

So if you go to Washington to try an make change and do better for the people, you’re met with “you’ll do it our way or we won’t back you and you’ll disappear.”

We’re done folks, this democracy is fooked.

In another major concession, a McCarthy-aligned super PAC, Congressional Leadership Fund, agreed to stop picking candidates in primaries where the seat is expected to stay in Republican hands, in an effort to win over critics who said the spending was sometimes unfair to conservative candidates. The group and the conservative Club for Growth announced the deal Wednesday night, with the latter agreeing to drop its opposition to Mr. McCarthy.

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
6 January 2023 9:11 am

That’s a great concession.

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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