Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page-The Deuce: 05 Jan 2023

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Only a few more days until the Vikings’ next matchup, as they travel to Chicago to take on the Bears on Sunday. It’s a little different this week for fans as the team is going into a game that basically means nothing. The team obviously wants to win the game and go into the playoffs with some positive momentum, and rid themselves of the stench from the Packers game. I think that KOC should use the game as a means of getting reps to the guys who need them, get the offensive line situated, and hopefully get win number 13. We’ll find out in a few short days!

Minnesota Vikings News:

Rop posted The Skoloholics Mailbag: The 12-4 Mailbag.

Skoldiers posted the Week 17 Vikings @ Packers Report Card.

From SI.com, Kyler Murray is expected to miss the start of the 2023 season.

At NFL.com, the NFL says they have begun talks on whether to resume the Bills-Bengals game. Sigh

CBS Sports questions how the NFL should handle the Bills-Bengals game.

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 8:41 pm

Kinda hard to follow but the way I read it:

chiefs vs bills/cincy in title game is on neutral field.

if it’s neither of those teams it’s on highest seeds field.

if the title game is buffalo vs cincy it’s in buffalo.

if bengals lose Sunday and ravens win ravens win division home field decided by coin flip

Kodiak
5 January 2023 8:28 pm

Hey Mick!!

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VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 5:13 pm

This houseboy job is exhausting. I had to empty, then load and run the dishwasher yesterday, plus I washed a load of towels. Today I had to go grocery shopping.

Oh the humanity.

NoDakRube
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 6:01 pm

LOL

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 6:44 pm

All while wearing speedos.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 7:56 pm

Nobody wants to see that.

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 8:29 pm

Thank goodness!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 7:06 pm

I do that stuff everyday…good for your constitution. #cucklife

Fivefingers
5 January 2023 4:57 pm

greatest ad ever

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MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 4:58 pm

…is no ad at all?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 5:04 pm

Click on it its small and unreadable.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 5:09 pm

figured it would get bigger (TWSS)

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:09 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:09 pm

so f..in great

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:18 pm

Lol…I like that fucking dude.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:36 pm

I’m gonna email him and tell him I’m building a retaining wall and all if he’ll help me build it

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 5:53 pm

lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:32 pm

Too bad it’s unreadable

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 5:52 pm

look below dum lib

CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 4:35 pm

Damar Hamlin communicating through writing.

DE Viking
5 January 2023 4:29 pm

Brady to the Raiders……

Raiders’ top priority: Sign Tom Brady to replace Derek Carr

Fivefingers
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 4:47 pm

false, I read they wanted to retain 20M of Devante’s contract and trade him to us along with Carlson for beaker

NoDakRube
5 January 2023 4:19 pm

I am guessing we could swing a deal with San Fran for Trey Lance…

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 4:48 pm

ND= sucks

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 4:49 pm

Na lets get Lance as our starter for the future and Wentz as his veteran backup…Owl here we come!

Viking22
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 8:07 pm

Brock Purdy is their best

NoDakRube
5 January 2023 4:17 pm
Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 4:48 pm

sad having an illiterate stupid populace

Viking22
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 8:06 pm

“I’ll paraphrase the phrase of my old neighborhood: The rest of the countries, the world is not a patch in our jeans, if we do what we wanna do, we need to do.”

CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 3:16 pm

5’s idol back in the game

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 4:49 pm

good guy by all accounts

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:05 pm

I’m triggered

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 5:08 pm

two of your faves so..

Kodiak
5 January 2023 3:07 pm

there it is

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HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 4:18 pm

Enlightening shit-list you got there, mate

MT Viking
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 3:03 pm

She’s cray cray.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 3:09 pm

Well you said she, so that starts at a 4-5 on the crazy scale.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 3:14 pm

Yes, but because “she” properly identifies as “she”, her crazy scale ceiling is an 8.5

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 3:27 pm

I did not see that on the hot crazy matrix. Is she is below a 4 a definite tranny though.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 4:18 pm

She’s got more STD’s than a Bangkok whore house and she gave them all to Cruz. Gross.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 4:23 pm

Boebert is hot hot hot…I like it when she fondles her weapons.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 4:28 pm

Yeah those big buck horse teeth of her’s swallowing a big horse cock is about as sexy as it gets for some. Not me.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 4:35 pm

Shit, now I can’t even think about work.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 4:51 pm

aoc?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 5:38 pm

She does have a resting face of open mouth like she’s ready to suck a dick

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 4:50 pm

great woman

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 4:50 pm

MAGA! great news

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 2:58 pm

He sucks, sign him then cut him

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 2:59 pm

looks like the rhodes are open in buffalo am i right?????

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 3:03 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 3:05 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:07 pm

Its even worse than releasing them on Christmas Eve…
What kind of messed up organization would do that?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 4:19 pm

I’m offended.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:48 pm

AP news guy with credibility confirming they won’t resume game. Announcement on playoff format likely soon

Viking22
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:54 pm

too late to play that game but might impact other teams

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 4:52 pm

who cares, nobody cant stop Josh “Big 5 Jr” Allen

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:46 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 3:11 pm

Brandel sucks turds as bad as Udoh, just fewer penalties

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 4:52 pm

guy is a turnstile, who cares

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 2:47 pm

12 y/o girl shouldn’t be online unsupervised.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:48 pm

this situation is gross all around
but yes, no 12 year old should ever be on the internet without parental controls period.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 2:59 pm

Yeah… I’m not really blaming the stupid kid as I am the grown man wanting to fuck her.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 3:03 pm

i’m not blaming the kid either.
i’m blaming the parent for letting their kid be in that situation at all.

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 3:12 pm

Yep, unless the parent was supervising and intentionally was looking for sick fucks.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 3:20 pm

I’m still blaming the guy with bad Intentions than the kid or parent who’s made a mistake.

You going soft?

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 3:23 pm

i blame obama

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 3:32 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:59 pm

mmhmm…

you a molester too?

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 3:06 pm

No a parent

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 2:59 pm

Not sure watching dogs maul someone, even this disgusting waste of space, is really “feel good”.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:06 pm

I guess it could be real, can’t understand what is being said, but when my (normally docile breed) choco took after a slightly smaller dog that tried to bite me it wasn’t this lackadaisical tail wagging muted growling affair it was full fledged growl body slam and teeth out grabbing flesh.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 4:55 pm

What I heard was “thanks again to the USA for saving us in two world wars”

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:14 pm

Is it a crime if it’s on his property? Feels like that’s how you’d get away with it if you just beat the SOB within an inch or two. I have no idea.

I do generally enjoy watching these sick fucks get their comeuppance, but something about siccing a dog on someone just rubs me the wrong way.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:18 pm

Quick google on unlawful detention seems like it is pretty open-ended. One of those cases that the police might just look the other way on. But yeah the dogs piece seems harder to defend.

The general timeframe is considered to be one hour; holding someone for an excessive length of time is not permitted. If you were detained for hours or for more time than was reasonable in the situation, you may have been a victim of unlawful detainment by a citizen.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:31 pm

Probably some state-specific laws or heuristics but yeah I was surprised an hour was the general timeframe. That’s a loooooong time when the person detaining you hates your guts.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:22 pm

Some sicko pedophile was in the early stages of stalking my son when he was around 8 or 9..He would send him small gifts and stuff…He was employed by the school so we thought nothing of it…He was arrested for kiddie porn shortly after….
But I would have killed him if he had actually had the opportunity to do anything…don’t care, he would have been dead and I would have been in jail, don’t care.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 3:30 pm

Your comment reminded me of this story on reddit I read months ago. No idea if it’s real or not, but unfortunately I’d believe it could happen anyway.

https://www.reddit.com/r/NuclearRevenge/comments/xzjiue/why_we_dont_see_uncle_mark_anymore/

tl;dr – Uncle Mark was the ‘fun uncle’ who actually had cp and tried on multiple occasions to abuse his nephew. Kid’s dad beat him once, then finished it the 2nd time.

NoDakRube
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 3:45 pm

Interesting read…if its true the guy got what was coming to him.

I was plenty pissed to realize the guy had been “grooming” my son, but by then he was already in jail…probably wouldn’t have killed him at that point but would have beaten him pretty soundly…stupid SOB, at that point I was 6.4 270ish and in O.K.shape..it would have been easy.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 5:39 pm

Uncle Mark skills have gone to prison and gotten raped for twenty years

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 4:56 pm

100%

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 4:54 pm

nah, good dog maul is sweet, enjoy as nice IPA and some snacks

Viking22
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 3:13 pm

rough

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 4:53 pm

sweet, libs next, maybe piglosi

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 5:42 pm

Sad thing is that pedo will be right back on the Internet as soon as he gets home looking for more children to violate, pedos can’t change, something native Americans understood way back in the day and simply put them down.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:41 pm

Got an article up. Finished 25-15-0 in Skolly spreads on the year. 65% hit rate. Not to shabby

https://skoloholics.com/week-18-skoldiers-spreads-remix-to-play-or-not-to-play-starters/

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:41 pm

*too

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:44 pm

Pretty sure it’s to. I’ll have the grammar nazi ben confirm and updated accordingly.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:47 pm

*too

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:48 pm

Ef really? no troll?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:49 pm

Yeah, from the dictionary

not (too) shabby

idiom

informal

fairly good or quite good

He came in second in the race. That’s not too shabby for an inexperienced runner.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 2:59 pm

fewer

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 3:11 pm

Ummm…if “shabby” were a noun, like a person, place or thing, then yes.

Examples:

Hey mom! Just a heads up that I’m going over to Shabby’s house and we’re having a sleepover in his basement. You need to make us some meatloaf.Hey mom! You’re ‘lil Skolly is heading up to Shabby, ND this weekend to visit with GF and we’re going to Shabby Steak House for dinner. You need to give me some money for gas and food..Hey mom! I met this really ugly, fat girl this weekend and we went to a club to Shabby our hearts out on the dance floor! And BTWs, the post-dance sex wasn’t too shabby if I say so myself.
Hope this helps.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 2:42 pm

Yes I read it….even already commented on it…I AM THE ALPHA MALE…

Wrenage
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 3:07 pm

Yep, should be “too” before shabby.

Also, “too play or not too play…” should be “to play or not to play…”

“Too” is used when referring to an “amount” situation. As in, “I’m too tired. I’m too sick. I’m too strong. I’m too tall. I’m too short. I’m too whatever…”

benjammin
Admin
5 January 2023 2:23 pm

LOL, GOP is a laughing stock

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:41 pm

They all are.

pelosi was a much better negotiator

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 2:44 pm

Pelosi had a helluva time getting the anti American squad psychos to support her

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:46 pm

Not like this

Kodiak
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 3:16 pm

Took care of it the two months after the election like it should be

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
5 January 2023 2:48 pm

Yeah at least the dems can figure their cons out quickly though

benjammin
Admin
5 January 2023 2:08 pm

Also, just an update on my comment from yesterday about seeing Rapey McForehead trending on twitter, when I got home I clicked on the Rapey McForehead trending on twitter link and apparently something called Matt Gaetz is Rapey McForehead.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:13 pm

I live in his district. Hate the guy…he’s a joke. Can’t figure out why we can’t get a better republican candidate via the primaries, other than he’s got old-school political ties in this area thanks to his dad and he’s got Trump’s dick so far up his ass you can see it when he smiles. Met him briefly at a local cultural event several years ago…complete clown (in this case, he was literally dressed up as a jester).

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:17 pm

I don’t know much about him, but I have no doubt he has trumps dick in his ass, as do most other repubs, however I highly doubt Trump has a big enough dick for this

he’s got Trump’s dick so far up his ass you can see it when he smiles

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:43 pm

Agreed. He is an idiot, but very well connected here, locally.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 3:01 pm

For the “party of family values” I really don’t understand how that dude has any sway at all.

benjammin
Admin
5 January 2023 1:54 pm

Summary:

GF thinks sympathy is lame

Skoloifer, Five, GF, Hun think skiing should be cancelled

Freezeyface is a big baby

Lifer offers mild pessimism about the Vikings chances in the playoffs

GF is gonna shovel his ass instead of snow, gets erections when the temp hits zero

Surly is fed up with winter, shocker

chef thinks pelosi is an unattractive female dog

Skolifer is worried about the length of lifer’s most recent menstrual cycle

Freezey likes wrenage’s “vibe”

vibrator discussion

DE’s daughter is finally home

GF has getting his heart checked tomorrow, best wishes to him

Happy birthday to GF

Five is concerned about Lifer having possible brain damage from the balloon inflating

Damar Hamlin is improving

Lifer says piss is full of vitamins, he should know, he’s “certified”

Skolifer posts tl;dr comment

COHF5years slept through his alarm like a true millennial

Lunch discussion

Benjammin appropriates Asian culture by cooking chinese food, five finds this shameful

COHF5years posts redundant tweets about Damar Hamlin improving

Skoldiers thinks Lauren Bobert enslaves people, lol what a racist

VP lied about eating nachos for lunch, actually had chicken wild rice soup and toast

Crazy Uncle Kodiak is only allowed on open threads

Lifer assures an Irv breakout

Freezey gives thumbs down to comment offensive to LGBTQ community

NoDakRube cheers for the Packers

Skoldiers posts tweets that were posted 2 weeks ago that everyone had already seen

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 1:59 pm

Well done.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:02 pm

comment image

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:14 pm

BTW this is also the pregnant lady

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:16 pm

Really? Wasn’t sure you saw my question on the morning thread because I added it late. She looks much better in your gifs than in DE’s gif.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:18 pm

Well she’s not pregnant in the gifs i posted, also her hair is straight and I think she looks better that way.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:22 pm

I like her hair better straight too. I also like that fact she isn’t wearing that stupid outfit, dancing that stupid dance and making that stupid face.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:59 pm

Really?

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 3:10 pm

Easy MT, you are happily married man.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 3:16 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 3:17 pm

Eewww!

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 3:18 pm

Actual video of MT at the Glendive cat house.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 3:46 pm

I imagined MT to be a little younger.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 3:09 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 3:14 pm

Guess they could be right. She looks better here.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 3:11 pm

I guess I can see it a little.
Your gif is way better looking.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 5:16 pm

She needs to fix her shirt. She is missing a few buttons.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:00 pm

HE HAS A NICE VIBE!!!!

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 2:02 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Wrenage
5 January 2023 5:00 pm

love that

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:43 pm

You would love jim carreys ass

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 2:03 pm

Yes, I am aware you like his “VIBE”

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:04 pm

he takes good care of it and it handles nicely

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:45 pm

LOL

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:46 pm

Thanks, LOL!

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 4:59 pm

Five is concerned about Lifer having possible brain damage from the balloon inflating

wrong, inhaling thre helium to talk funny one too many times

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:44 pm

Tomato potato

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 9:39 pm

Yay! So happy DE’s daughter is home. Just now able to get on computer. Son in law pulled old floor up today, furniture shoved here and there, chaos, no place to do anything. Got a start on the new floor. Light at the end of the tunnel.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:06 pm

Yuck. Hope nobody I know falls for this. Funny that crypto is actually being outed for the scam it is, though.

Also I dunno about this label “victims of pig butchering attacks”

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:44 pm

Clowns… ya NFCCG vs puke in minny do it

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:51 pm

this would have been just fine if we had exploited it and had osborn and hock go off….but alas, we got beat REAL BAD

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:52 pm

i’m surprised we are continuing on with the season.

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 2:18 pm

This country shut down due to 12,000 deaths to people under 65 years old over a 23 month period.

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:30 pm

mask up, kodiak

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:50 pm

shut up, put on your mask and take the vax or you’ll get a winter of severe illness and death, The Demented One said so.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 3:11 pm

Which Demented One? Lord Faucci or Biden?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 3:25 pm

Correct

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 5:01 pm

*6000

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:38 pm

We’ll now we know why Terd got delayed. Maybe I missed it but he reaggregated back in car accident

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:39 pm

Dang i missed that

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:40 pm

Was wondering why he was LP in practice all week then DNP the next

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:43 pm

you dummy

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:59 pm

Well that kinda has been known for 2 weeks now 😉

Kodiak
Reply to  HUNViking
5 January 2023 2:17 pm

Skollies hot take is like his wife’s period, way, way late.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 5:02 pm

I would have rubbed dirt on it and been fine. #AlphaLife

NoDakRube
5 January 2023 1:33 pm

O.K. so Kodiak, Five, and a few others will say it doesn’t matter…

But for those of us who really want the Vikings to go as far as possible,
We should be cheering for the Packers right?

I think the Packers have a better shot of knocking off the 49ers than the Lions do,
So as for me and my house, we will cheer for the Packers.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:35 pm

agreed
it might be a silver lining if they win but not rooting for it.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 9:43 pm

Same.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 1:34 pm

Correct. I hate the packers, but I’m a Vikings fan first. If we need their help so be it. To me it’s a win win. packers lose to niners byeeeeeeeee, packers win, helps us.

Pack gotta beat kitties though. I think they handle them fairly easy though

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 1:35 pm

That’s how I feel. Going into SF our prospects bleak.

Kodiak
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 2:00 pm

Wherever we go our prospects are bleak.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:37 pm

Rather play bucs at home than on the road in philly. Pack beat philly then we host the NFCCG in a nuttttz game.

I still think Niners win regardless, but they have the best shot to defeat them than Lions or Seattle.

We’re beating giants. After that, idk. I also think bucs are gonna beat cowpies

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:42 pm

Exactly. My dream scenario:

vikes beat giants, puke upset niners

Vikes host bucs, puke upset eagles

vikes vs pack NFCCG in minny

SB homeboy

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:58 pm

This actually makes Sybil/cooter look sane.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 1:57 pm

Yes, Udoh, Ingram and Reed would keep beaker untouched and Cook with 200+ yards.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 5:03 pm

want to bet on boys vs tb?

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 5:02 pm

trying to mask his real team ^^^

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
5 January 2023 5:03 pm

LOL!

Kodiak
5 January 2023 1:08 pm

19 pound 5 oz 41.75 inch North Dakota state record. Gives bRad a goal.

ND record.jpg
NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 1:12 pm

Wow…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 1:16 pm

Just use weights Brad like us cheating libs do.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 2:02 pm

I bet you would care if you caught the clap while fishing😁

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:03 pm

Where on god’s flat earth you fishing where you can catch the clap?

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:16 pm

The question is where can you fish where you can’t catch the clap?

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:39 pm

I think Kodiak does a different kind of fishing

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 2:41 pm

He dips his dick in the water, waits for the fish to die of indirect contact to various STDs and collects them as they float to the top?

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:19 pm

Guppies like it

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 2:42 pm

True!!

Lifer
Admin
5 January 2023 12:57 pm

McCarthy 0-7. He’d probably sell turns on his wife at this point because we know she like the rest of us have no respect left for him.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 1:10 pm

I am glad it’s not business as usual. They are all dirtbag crooks and afew are trying to change that.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 1:17 pm

dems also. They sit back on their high horse like their shit doesn’t stink, not as bad as this shit show but they’re all a bunch of show ponies now.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 2:05 pm

The dumbass isn’t even negotiating. They have him by the balls. They have demands and he isn’t even talking to them. This shit all should have been done by December. They have had 2 months and he won’t budge which means he won’t be speaker. They are right about him, he’s an idiot.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:06 pm

So then fucking nominate someone else.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:14 pm

They have, a young kid from Texas. Big fucker 6’2″ 275.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:15 pm

Eyepatch Magoo?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:16 pm

Jiminy Lawdog?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:20 pm

I’m not sure who that is, I just can’t ever remember ole eyepatch Texas rep who I think lost his eye in Iraq

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 2:24 pm

lol…I thought we were playing the “made up, nonsensical responses to a comment game” where various folks just add their dumb input. Didn’t realize Eyepatch Magoo was referring to a real-life TX rep.

Between Eyepatch and Rapey McForehead, I have a hard time keeping up.

Kodiak
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:31 pm

He’s a young, huge black kid, can’t remember his name.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 2:40 pm

I think he is from Florida…

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 3:21 pm

Just found that our, my bad.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 5:04 pm

Ross Blackcock?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 2:53 pm

Ok, I looked up patch, he’s dan crenshaw, the kid kodiak is talking about is Byron Donalds from Fla.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 3:20 pm

I stand corrected, I read or thought I read he was from Texas.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 4:24 pm

Can he play Guard?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 4:26 pm

I think he could….

CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 12:54 pm

8th time is the charm?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 4:24 pm

Apparently not.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:48 pm

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:48 pm

He’s gonna live

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:52 pm

@what a greedy pig. How could even think about that game being finished@

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 1:04 pm

lol

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:54 pm

Speaks to how much he cares about his teammates pesky, greedy, billionaire owners too.

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:54 pm

doctor, i had a cool milly on the game, did we win?

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 1:23 pm

Hope they told him the game doesn’t matter, the NFL decided it doesn’t need to be played.

freezeyface
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 2:02 pm

in a plot twist, this actually pisses him off, “then what the heck am i putting my life on the line for if the game don’t matter!” could be heard from his hospital room.

Kodiak
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 2:07 pm

Now that he is conscious he will be served w/papers as he is being sued for cancelling the game.

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 3:02 pm

That was exactly what I was getting at in a sarcastic way.

“Did my company take Hill 43? Well no, corporal, after you went down they decided it was insensitive and pointless to try and take the hill so they all went back to base.”

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:10 pm

BTW…did they say whether he gave a “thumbs up” signal? Society needs that reassurance before the NFL can start playing football games again.

bowbunch
bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:41 pm

How has nobody shared anything about Jared Allen being a finalist for the HOF yet?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:42 pm

He’s a finalist every year it seems like. Needs to win it.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 2:07 pm

every year, means one year in a row.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:24 pm

WTH??? They may add an 8th team for playoffs and neither 1 seed gets a bye

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:27 pm

Just trying to make sure the fudge packers get in no matter what.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:28 pm

Packers get in automatically then even if they lose. They’d be 8th seed.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:28 pm

It’s gaining more steam too

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:30 pm

So why would we expand the playoffs to 8 teams? Did the Bills-Bengals game have an impact on the 7th seed? It must have.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 12:31 pm

Think they’re seeing that Chiefs will get 1 seed and to make it far eliminate their bye week. They would then have to do that for NFC to be “fair” bc NFC would get bye but AFC doesnt?

I hate this option alot

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:38 pm

That seems really really stupid.

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:38 pm

Thank goodness we don’t have a shot at the 1 seed, cuz that would be total BS.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
5 January 2023 12:40 pm

Nice silver lining MT.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 12:42 pm

The more I think about it the more infuriated I get, and I am just a fan. Imagine (hahahaha) we had beat the Packers last week, with the same injuries. Miracle happens and the Eagles lose again and we beat Bears. That bye for the #1 team could have implications on who gets back on the field ie Darrisaw, Smith, etc…

So somehow it is a silver lining we got stomped by the Pack.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 12:32 pm

If they go that route they better announce it soon, because it may allow wash to mathematically to get back in it

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:38 pm

What about teams like LV who sat players last weekend knowing they were basically eliminated who may have had a shot now?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:42 pm

Exactly my point. Not fair at all. What’s confirmed is that they’re not playing the game. I expected that. The fairest point to me is:

Chiefs 1 seed, bills 2 seed, Cincy 3 seed.

Chiefs host AFC Champ if neither Cincy or Bills in it. If either in, probably needs to go neutral site.

If Cincy and Bills play each other round 2, I think that should be played either in Cincy (makeup of week 17 game) or netural site for that game as well.

Everyone worried about Bills, but Cincy was going to win that game and bump Bills to 3 seed and have shot at 1 seed

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 1:04 pm

What about teams like LV 

This is why I think the story is total BS by Florio. It makes no logical sense.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:32 pm

Don’t worry, the NFL is definitely not rigged. Not one little bit.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:33 pm

Horrible

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:23 pm

Packers get in automatically then even if they lose. They’d be 8th seed.

Seattle is 8-8…..a win puts them at 9-8
Detroit is 8-8…..a win puts them at 9-8
The Puke is 8-8… a loss puts them at 8-9 and OUT.

Seattle would be #7
Detroit would be #8

And if Wash were to win, they would be ahead of the Puke at 8-8-1

Kodiak
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 2:13 pm

They should have all 32 teams in the playoffs. It would just be another week to get to 16 teams vs the 14 they start with now. I mean wtf, the owners would all get an extra game, more $$ and all this making the playoffs would be irrelevant. #32 seed Houston defeats #31 seed dabares for the Lombardi, lol.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 3:22 pm

It would be great!! MOAR fooseball!

DE Viking
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 3:16 pm

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 1:03 pm

Good take I second this

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:44 pm

You are making the mistake by assuming what Florio posts is actual NFL discussions.

I took Florio’s playoff seeding idea as his, and not the NFL’s.
He post total nonsensical ideas hoping to influence the NFL.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 12:46 pm

Schefty did too. Same with Tom Pellisero that that is an option

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:49 pm

Ok. It feels like fixing something that isn’t broke.
Seems like an incredible stretch to pull off in a matter of days.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:01 pm

I’ve checked both Schefty and Pellisero’s twitter feeds, and nothing about this story.

Gotta link?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
5 January 2023 1:06 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:33 pm

This take says nothing about expanding the playoffs to 8 teams.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 12:56 pm

thumbs down for pansies.
the LGBTQ community is offended

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 12:56 pm

Analysis paralysis.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 12:57 pm

^^^^ someone please report this guy to the moderators

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:00 pm

Boy they really want the Packers to have a path in to the playoffs. Disgusting

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:02 pm

Best team wins right? Unclear to me why this is a heated topic.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
5 January 2023 1:05 pm

Correct, but having a home playoff game vs road game does matter.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 12:19 pm

Hock and Irv drop more balls than any TEs I’ve ever scene

Hock can make splashy plays though unlike Irv

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:23 pm

They drop more balls than the Vienna boys choir

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 1:04 pm

I think Cousins was in that choir

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 12:19 pm

He will be available for a couple of plays before he gets hurt again.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Lifer
5 January 2023 1:02 pm

So, according to Wes Phillips, it wasn’t just the skill players (that were slipping/sliding all over the place early in the game) that ignored the 7 cleat advice. He doesn’t name names but man would it be a shame if Schlotman (sp?) and/or O’Neill injuries were related to bad footing due to wearing the wrong footwear.

VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:14 pm

Admiral Big Gun left a comment on the Front Porch. I directed him to the Back Page so hopefully he can find his way here.
I know some of you would be struck by lightening if you made an appearance on the Front Porch.

Kodiak
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:25 pm

They don’t let me on other threads, I get deleted. I can see their point. Open thread and game day threads only for the crazy uncle.

Wrenage
5 January 2023 12:14 pm

Idaho murders affidavit came out. Looks like the guy left a knife sheath there with DNA on it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
5 January 2023 12:21 pm

Just read the affidavit…in addition to the DNA evidence they had strong evidence through local neighborhood cameras linking his car to the scene, they also had strong cell phone evidence by location that the bastard had been stalking the residence for a while..They actually knew his name and he was a prime suspect before the DNA evidence. Amazing police work…Moral of the story – you are going to get caught so don’t do bad shit.

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 12:25 pm

Yes, it was interesting to see how far the Internet sleuths were off and how folks were bad mouthing the investigators. LE was actually on to him pretty quickly.

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 12:26 pm

How can the dumbass say he is not concerned and will be exonerated at trial?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 12:28 pm

He is going to fry, and I hope the bastard burns in hell.

I have no room for Christian Charity for this guy.

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
5 January 2023 12:30 pm

Now we can hope they got the right guy in the Delphi stuff and possibly figure out if more are involved.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
5 January 2023 12:37 pm

I hope they got the right guy there…Hard to believe that more than one was involved. If he did do it, and it sounds likely, I hope he burns in hell too, and the sooner the better.

VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:08 pm

Because I don’t want to mislead anyone and because everyone cares, I just have to report that I am not eating nachos for lunch. Instead I opted for chicken and wild rice soup with a side of toast.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:09 pm

Much better option anyway, and healthier.

Wrenage
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:13 pm

Good to know. I will make the correction in my stalking notes.

Oops! I mean my creeper notes. Sorry about that!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
5 January 2023 12:17 pm

I aim to please. I would hate for anyone’s notes to be inaccurate.

norseman1
norseman1
5 January 2023 12:04 pm

Edgecrusher71
5 January 2023 12:04 pm

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
5 January 2023 12:28 pm

Does that say hello retards in Mexican?

benjammin
Admin
5 January 2023 11:58 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 12:06 pm

I’m confused. The comments seem to think this Letterman character schooled her, a member of the house by telling her she’s a Senator and that Kevin Costner wasn’t in Dances With Wolves?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:09 pm

On social media victory belongs to the one who says they won by just stating that they won.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:10 pm

Also, I win.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
5 January 2023 12:12 pm

So even if I say something that is so blatantly wrong I just have to say I won and I win? Cool, what should we call this? The Lifer tactic?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:10 pm

I don’t think anyone got schooled, I just laughed at the ridiculousness of her not recognizing he’s a total clown

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 12:12 pm

Did you read any of the comments though? They all say how awesome he is and what a great job he did owning her, by being a complete moron.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:18 pm

I often make moronic comments, so I must be a winner.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
5 January 2023 12:21 pm

She owned him

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 12:45 pm

can’t say owned anymore, racist lib

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  freezeyface
5 January 2023 12:51 pm

Yeah…you need to say she made him her slave.

freezeyface
Reply to  skolifer
5 January 2023 12:56 pm

there we go, way better

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
5 January 2023 1:13 pm

LOL, she’s dumb as a box of rocks

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
5 January 2023 1:29 pm

shouldn’t you be working on the summary?

MT Viking
5 January 2023 11:41 am

Third!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 12:19 pm

comment image

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
5 January 2023 12:31 pm

That is a large one.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
5 January 2023 12:38 pm

Fat Bastard left a floater!!!

Mick
Mick
5 January 2023 11:38 am

First!

-that isn’t the author

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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