Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page-The Deuce: 09 Jan 2023

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Vikings @ Bears

The Vikings went into Soldier Field yesterday and got a win against the Bears. I know the Bears are a 3-14 team, but getting a win there on the road is never a gimme, so it was good to see the Vikings handle business and not make it harder than it had to be.

I loved what I saw from Kirk in the first half, as he was razor sharp (with the exception of the decision to throw that last pass at the end of the first half). Dalvin looked good, minus the fumble, and Mattison looked great. Reed still struggled with the snap count at times, but seemed to do better with it than last week. The rest of the O-line held up very well. In the second half, Irv Smith got some playing time, and made the most of it. He stood out for good reasons on a few occasions. Another guy who made the most of his opportunity to see the field was Jaylon Nailor, as he made a few nice looking plays in the second half. KJ put up another solid outing. The starters played the first half, then most of them sat in the second half. Mullens filled in pretty well at QB, minus one ill-advised throw that resulted in his only interception.

The defense did a really good job yesterday. Yes, I’m aware that it was against the Bears, but the Vikings defense has had a habit of making bad offenses look good all year, and they didn’t do that yesterday, so I’ll consider that a win. Duke Shelley really looked good when he got more playing time in the second half.

Greg Joseph missed the PAT on the first touchdown of the game. After that, he hit everything they asked him to kick. He also hit one at the end of the first half that didn’t count. He did enough to make you happy, but threw that missed PAT in there just to let you know that you’d better not take any kick for granted in the playoffs. Can you imagine if the fate of a playoff game hanging in the balance of a 45 yard field goal? How would your nerves be with Greg Joseph lining up to kick that 45 yarder? Or any yarder?

Yikes, this is going to be a stressful playoff run. You’d expect nothing else from this year’s Vikings. In the end, the Minnesota Vikings end the 2022-23 regular season with a 13-4 record. They’re the NFC North champions and are the 3rd seed in the NFC heading into the playoffs.

Speaking of playoffs, here is the playoff schedule:

So, the Vikings will take on the Giants at 3:30 American time on Sunday. Here we go!!!! SKOL!!!!!!!

Minnesota Vikings News:

We posted the post-game wrap-up.

Vikings.com has stats from yesterday’s win, also see all the highlights from the game, and there’s much more to sift through in the media vault.

The Lions beat the Packers last night, (link courtesy of ESPN) eliminating the Packers from the playoffs. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

The rest of your NFL week 18 scores and highlights, courtesy of ESPN.

Video of the Day:

It is my pleasure to continue our tradition of playing the fight song the day after a victory for the 13th time this year. STRIKE UP THE BAND!!!!!!!

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VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 8:56 pm

This game sucks.

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 8:12 pm

Good grief

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 8:02 pm

Tcu sux

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 8:25 pm

Can’t get it here, fucking espn or whoever.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 10:09 pm

Loser fest

skolifer
skolifer
9 January 2023 6:45 pm

GO DAWGS!!!!

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 7:41 pm

When I was in HS that would be illegal use of hands or holding. I shit you knot. lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 6:35 pm

I’m putting a fatty this weekend on bucs to upset cowpies. Brady +3.5 at home and Dak is throwing more interceptions than yards LOL

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 6:28 pm

NVF… Kirky gonna ball out on Sunday. Little haters are going to watch and learn when he puts the team on his back and dominates the gnats

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 7:47 pm

To the same end, a humiliating loss on national tv unless we get 3-5 turnovers and 20+ points given to us and the refs stop 4-6 of their drives.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SkoIdiers
10 January 2023 6:59 am

Skolly, that would be great to see. O-line is the concern here though. KOC better have a plan to counter that Giants pass rush and D-line. Might see some screens to Cook as well as draw plays. The two TE’s (TJ and Smith Jr) COULD be huge difference makers in my opinion.

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 5:49 pm

Have to say Mullens looks like the best back-up QB we’ve had in a long time.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 5:52 pm

This is something I can agree to.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 6:28 pm

Said that in my report card todsy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 6:35 pm

When your comparisons are mannion who sucks something awful, and Mond, who was drafted 4 rounds too early and sucks even worse, it’s a very low bar. That being said, mullens is a capable backup.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 7:48 pm

Compared to the complete losers we have had? Low bar.

Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 5:49 pm
skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 5:53 pm

Lol…the first reply to that Tweet:

That’s not how owners should conduct themselves smh

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 6:28 pm

Who’s this joker? I’m the original Skoldier

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 7:50 pm

Reminds me of skolly

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
9 January 2023 5:48 pm

Yeah I still think it’s a stunt to try and derail the move to AH. It’s like. 90% done deal they’ll move to AH

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 5:15 pm

So we all agree that statistically, we have not been great in any phase of the game, especially on defense, and of course with a kicker who can’t make extra points for some reason. The offense finished 7th in total yards and eighth in points per game, so they were above average.

With all that we ended up 13-4.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 5:20 pm

I don’t agree.
The only Stat that is important is the final score.
And the 13-4 record shows that we great in that phase of the game.
These Nerd stats are Art pretending to be Science.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 January 2023 5:23 pm

These Nerd stats are Art pretending to be Science

Touche’

Kodiak
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 January 2023 8:00 pm

Correct but they did predict a five win team would kick our ass up one side and down another. Also predicted cowpies and puke stomping the shit out of us and making us look like a 2 win team.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Kodiak
9 January 2023 8:21 pm

So they got 4 out of 17 right??
@impressive@

And the Final Score got 17-17 right.
That is the difference between Art and Science.

Kodiak
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 January 2023 8:25 pm

No, I think they predicted all of our losses and 11 of our wins. Need someone to confirm. they got 2 wrong

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 5:21 pm

Agree. I think there’s some opportunities in our offense for more points BUT we’ll be facing better defenses in the post season so it’s a give and take. I do believe Kirk could get hot and is capable of a run. Defense is the big worry but maybe they turn it up a notch. Some of the guys have two weeks rest and a nice get tuned up game against the Giants but after that it’s likely off to San Fran and that likely presents about a 30% chance of winning but crazier things have happened. We did once there a few decades ago.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
9 January 2023 5:24 pm

The phrase “on any given Sunday” always rings true in the end…

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 8:02 pm

Especially if the refs give us 5-6 good calls and we get 3-4 turnovers and 20 points.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 7:58 pm

We have been ranked bottom 10 all season and our record is based on officiating and shit luck. We set numerous all time nfl records for being a shitty team and still winning. Total yards and point are irrelevant until put into context. When put into context we suck in all 3 phases of the game. Imagine losing 11 one score games next season.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Kodiak
10 January 2023 7:07 am

We have a rookie head coach new DC and OC, and two new schemes (both dramatically different from last year). One would logically think that the first year would be their worst year. Next year the players will be better in the new schemes, and the rookie learning curve will have passed. Personally, I think we should be better on both sides of the ball next year, unless we fire the DC and start all over again on that side.

DE Viking
9 January 2023 5:10 pm

I’m taking Georgia by 10 tonight.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
9 January 2023 5:49 pm

Probably. I got TCU +21.5 and over 52.5 I think.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
9 January 2023 8:58 pm

You are going to be low. Should have went by 50+.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 4:57 pm

could see it at 2m

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 6:30 pm

They’ll bring him back. It’s a 2 year window they have everyone structured with. After next year… who knows what happens.

I think the surprise cuts are Kendrick’s for sure and possibly AT and Cook. I think both of them take big pay cuts and stay. Kendricks has value in a 4-3 defense somewhere else

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 8:06 pm

3 mill again, cap headed to 250 biden bucks

norseman1
norseman1
9 January 2023 4:15 pm

Sorry puke fans.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:35 pm

yikes…sounds like he was nearly drowned and without oxygen for a prolonged period of time and his organs are suffering as a result. Have to also wonder if neurologically he doesn’t have brain damage. Prayers up.

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 3:58 pm

Cousins stated in his presser that he first felt like the offense “clicked” with him after the Lions game (Week 14). Keep in mind it has to “click” with everyone else on offense too. Let’s see if the offense gets hot in the playoffs. I certainly have NOT been impressed with this great scheme that KOC brought in thus far. We’re averaging just under 25 points a game. Need to get that up to around 30.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:02 pm

I agree GF. I think if KOC had left the starters in and kept his foot on the gas against the Bears we could have had close to 600 yards and 42+ points.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:08 pm

We scored in 4 plays on our first drive. let’s just keep doing that. This ball control, run clock, and shorten the game BS bugs me. Zimmer introduced us to the “prevent offense”. I want the Kansas City “I’m gonna score on you all day and all night” offense.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:40 pm

Bears defense though is god awful, they have a anemic dline and average corners. I agree with what you’re saying though with KOC. Seems to me he’s leaving a lot of meat on the bone with missed opportunities with putting players in better positions. Like his best player JJ…still not nearly involved enough against a subpar defense yesterday. Move him around, set pick plays. Then the RB touches were better yesterday as Mattison needs more if not all the goal line work. I like the few flashes of 12 personnel with two TE’s he showed. We need 30 points at least from this offense to make up for the defense and our lame kicker.

Kodiak
Reply to  Lifer
9 January 2023 8:14 pm

How did we do against the pukes, cowpies, Lions and iggles? Expect that type of performance in the playoffs.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Kodiak
10 January 2023 7:10 am

Yep… 4 games out of 17 the offense was bad.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:03 pm

lol, what a slow leaner. Not much you can do with him except try to make him a game manager. Luckily, davis mills has 1 more INT than him or he would lead the NFL in INT’s. sad for 40m

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 5:23 pm

Kirk is behind both Mills and Dak in terms of INTs, and tied with Carr (who hasn’t played the last game or two) and Josh Allen, who’s pretty good IIRC.

He’s also thrown more yards than everyone in that group and more TDs than everyone other than Allen. I’m not an ever-Kirker…I just prefer complete facts when arguing a point rather than cherry picking to support my stale narrative.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:07 pm

I agree, offense was actually better under Klint last year

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 4:11 pm

It was indeed better.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:11 pm

Correct and this is despite the Vikings having an allegedly much improved oline

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 4:16 pm

Cousins was again amongst the most sacked, hit, knocked down and pressured QB in the league this year. That has been the case every single year he has been a starter in the league.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:18 pm

I don’t know too much about when he was a redskin but he’s definitely had his ass best since coming to mn, including this year

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 4:19 pm

Had the best LT in football, HOFer Trent williams and all pro Scherff. never won anything

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:22 pm

You’re misstating the reality of that situation but such is your ilk. Bend the facts to suit your narrative.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:25 pm

With the Washington Football Team from 2012-17, Kirk Cousins was 4-19 (. 173) against winning teams as the starting quarterback.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:25 pm

lmao

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:42 pm

yeah his pass rush and coverage skills were awful.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:24 pm

10x Pro Bowler in Williams

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 4:21 pm

Always remember the famous words of that huge football intellect “Kodiak” who said Cousins wouldn’t last 5 games behind the Vikings line.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:23 pm

Top Skolo commenters

  1. Big 5
  2. Kodiak

986.Lifer

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:30 pm

35 years old almost, 1 playoff win in his career, went to OT. Hoping he can tie blake bortles at 2 after this weekend. only 40m

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:33 pm

lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:34 pm

rofl/lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:36 pm

hawt

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 8:20 pm

Plus void years.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:25 pm

He who talks the most usually knows the least.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:26 pm

scherff made 5 Pro Bowls, and all pro

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:31 pm

yup, still no success for beaker

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 4:40 pm

Yes, but the number of sacks per dropback in 2015 was very high. Gruden ran the ball a lot early on in 2015 after deciding that Cousins would replace Griffin as the starter for the year on the Monday prior to that first game of the season. When you look at the percentage of hits and sacks per dropback you will see that Cousins *in 2015) was pressured and hit at a high rate. In 2016, he threw for almost 5,000 behind his only decent line of his career. People seem to miss that other than 2016, his lines have been crap.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:34 pm

In 2016 Scherff made his professional debut in the Redskins’ season-opening 17-10 loss to the Miami Dolphins. He started all 16 regular season games, played 752 snaps, and helped the Redskins finish first in the NFC East with a 9-7 record.  Scherff finished his second season starting in all 16 regular season games, and due to his highly regarded performance that year, he was voted to the 2017 pro Bowl his first such vote. n If you recall, 2017 was the year Cousins had 26 different offensive line-ups in front of him through week 13. It was also his last year in Washington. In 2016 Cousins threw for almost 5,000 yards behind his only relatively good O-line of his career.

FACTS and all.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:35 pm

I try to block out any memory of him. Will be a glorious day when we get a new 1st rd qb some century

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:41 pm

You block out reality and spew misinformation on Cousins like propaganda machine.

Fivefingers
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:58 pm

lol, only facts pal

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 4:48 pm

Coming up in five years now lol

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 8:20 pm

One more time of repeating the same old thing to the same old weary comment. Beaker does the fetal shart roll that I was unaware of. I have repeatedly admitted I was wrong and you keep bringing up that beaker hasn’t been hurt. The fact you have his baby pictures in your house tends to make you a wee bit biased.

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 8:16 pm

Because he is too slow to throw. Needs to read defenses faster or do audibles, but he keeps getting the shart knocked off him.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 4:18 pm

yup, got him 2 bookend all pro level OT and all other are 1st/2nd rd picks and he’s still avg with lots of talent at all skill positions. Josh Allen would win 10 straight MVP’s with all that. sad times

Kodiak
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 January 2023 8:11 pm

After they got their asses handed to them by a 5-7 team?? Then they plays a loser Colts team and fell 33 points behind in the first half. Thats some serious clicking.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 5:22 pm

What an idiot.

Dig that hole.

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 3:48 pm

beaker is done

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
10 January 2023 1:12 am

LOL

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 2:54 pm
VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 2:45 pm

You all must be stupid libs since you are on here all day. I have work to do.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 3:10 pm

agreed!

Wrenage
9 January 2023 2:45 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:29 pm

I really don’t want to be productive right now so I ventured to the Acne Pickers to see what they’re saying about Rodgers retiring. This is the best comment I’ve read so far:

Aaron Rodgers has to be the biggest loser in NFL history.

Never before has there been a bigger drop off in performance for someone with such elite talent in the clutch/when playing in elimination games/facing adversity. If it’s a meaningless regular season game he’ll play like the GOAT, but if it’s an important must win game to save the season he ALWAYS chokes. He’s so mentally weak it’s embarrassing. Doesn’t belong in the HOF. Too much of a loser. He’s a fraud. He’s brought the organization down to an embarrassingly low level, where they are no longer feared or respected. Because of Rodgers nobody takes GB seriously anymore, and they shouldn’t. At least not until he’s finally gone. The anti-Tom Brady. Mr. Choke. Mr. Bad Body Language. Mr. “I don’t talk to my family”. Yeah….cuz that’s not a sign right there that he’s messed up in the head. Too bad cuz if he was mentally tough GB would have AT LEAST THREE more SBs by now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:30 pm

They do know he was SB MVP right?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 3:11 pm

One SB wasn’t nearly enough for them. And like I’ve said before about Vikings fans, many of them would act the same way after “just one before I die”. It would soon go right back to doom and gloom and fire everyone.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
9 January 2023 3:20 pm

Most of those Packer fans must not have been alive during the later 70s/80s/early 90’s. I remember the packers were shit my whole life till the fired Lindy Infante, hired Mike Holmgren, and traded for Favre. Rodgers is a douche and didn’t have a typical Rodgers year but if they think Jordan Love is better they are delusional.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 3:28 pm

They weren’t shit until the Majik man got hurt

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
9 January 2023 3:37 pm

Yeah, Majik had one decent season but was complete crap or hurt otherwise. Infante sucked as a HC. They did have Sterling Sharpe, who a lot of younger people don’t know about because his career was cut short due to injury a couple years before the Pack won the SB. IMO he should be in the HOF, he was 1st team all pro thrice during Rice’s prime, but alas he only played like 6 maybe 7 years.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:31 pm

And they are fully defending Walker, because the trainer shouldn’t have touched him since Walker and Swift went to the same college.

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:28 pm
MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:38 pm

Risky link

MT Viking
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:43 pm

I did my hair like this guy back in the mid-80’s

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Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:45 pm

Corey Hart?

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:48 pm

Yup. Think he settled in the Bahamas with his family. Did you know he was considered to play Marty McFly?

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:50 pm

I think I heard that. I know Eric Stoltz was the original choice and was recast.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 2:18 pm

IMO they should make AT take vet min or cut him. Then move KJ to WR2 and Nailor to WR3. Nailor has some potential

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 2:21 pm

YES.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 3:13 pm

To be fair, most of this was against backups. But he certainly could continue to develop, and having a more athletic option out there would be nice.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 4:45 pm

thats why I said earlier today we have some back ups that need more reps this post season.

benjammin
Admin
9 January 2023 2:16 pm

Summary:

FTP

On twitter BSF asked about fucking Peter Bukkakke’s dog, Peter blocked him

FTP

NoDakRube hates to agree with five, then proceeds to agree with five

COHF5years says Daniel Jones smells very bad, I’ve never been w/in noseshot of DJ so I’ll have to take the sniffer at his word

Mick and Skoldiers discuss zeeereerrroooooo chance Seatlle beats SF

Skoldiers goes full on delusional, suggests the Vikings will host TB in NFCCG

Duke Shelley is CB1 for Vikings

Wrenage posed another movie review, it was bad and everything about it was bad and don’t watch it, that’s what I got out of the review, which is certainly more entertaining than the film it would seem.

Skoldiers wins bets with KarenFingers™ and DE, but loses bet to far superior, much better looking, much more intelligent Benjammin

NoDakRube prefers a talented pussy

Eggslusher thinks Irv can help

Freezey thinks Daboll will have the Giants better prepared than KOC will have the Vikings

Kodiak struggles with modern technology

Freezey makes comment in support of capitalism

JacksonVike writes algebra question for GF

Skinflute posts DVOA drivel that says they think Vikings will lose Sunday, BSF is shocked

Kliff Kingsbury is fired

Lifer’s nature is to be cranky, drinking intensifies it

MT is going to drink 2 beers next Sunday

BSF hasn’t drank in 2023

Skolifer did not now until today that Vikings D is ranked #31

Skolifer and MT offer tax advice to VP on his recent financial windfall, and Skoldiers with his extra money courtesy of winning bets with KarnFingers™

Chef has 500k confederate money, lol and I thought I was racist

Hun’s dad was a good Hungarian

Lifer suggests using google to find your pecker

Skolifer eats hot pocket for lunch, no mention if it was served boiling lava hot or still frozen in the middle since those are the only two options

Asswipe B provides bad heath care because he is too cheap to replace his hearing aid batteries and/or just doesn’t want to listed to Mrs. Asswipe B

Asswipe B also wants to castrate the guy that shoved the training staff in last nights game

Everyone sux but five, no clarification on what though

Five can’t figure out spoiler use, fails miserably

Country music discussion

Music discussions in general

FTB they suck

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:18 pm

LMAO did BSF really?

On twitter BSF asked about fucking Peter Bukkakke’s dog, Peter blocked him

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 2:23 pm

Yeah, I don’t know exactly how he asked but he said something and got blocked

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:20 pm

HAHAHAH this may be the best one yet. Just LOL’d so hard in my office

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 2:50 pm

Just LOL’d so hard

Laughing gives you boners?

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:25 pm

Nicely done.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:37 pm

this has me laughing so hard

Chef has 500k confederate money, lol and I thought I was racist

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:38 pm

also there is one more option to this…

Skolifer eats hot pocket for lunch, no mention if it was served boiling lava hot or still frozen in the middle since those are the only two options

option 3: take out of package and insert directly into toilet

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:41 pm

That’s not really another option. It’s just a matter of timing. You can insert it directly into the toilet or just wait a few hours and it will indirectly find its way there all on its own.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 3:22 pm

Gaffigan’s bit on hot pockets is so dang funny

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:50 pm

Well done, LOL!

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:51 pm

Aaaaannnnndddddd….rec.

Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:03 pm

Have at it Skolhols….

Greatest Front Man/Woman in Music History?

Aaaaaand go!

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:06 pm

Lmao…..

You’d have gotten extra credit for Nina Hartley….

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:07 pm

Isn’t she some horror actress?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:09 pm

Oh my…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:12 pm

“That golden shower sounds nice”

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:15 pm

Poor MT.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 3:04 pm

Probably a good receiver, soft hands, good ball skills

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:05 pm

David Lee Roth

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:08 pm

Not a Van Haggar fan either….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:06 pm

Garth Brooks

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:10 pm

Luke Bryan?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:10 pm

Toby Keith?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:10 pm

Kenny Chesney?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:11 pm

Yes

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:14 pm

If I wanted to watch someone spit all over a microphone for 90 minutes I’d go to karaoke night at the old folks home.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:18 pm

He sucks and swallows

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:15 pm

TOBY KEITH is awesome…

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 2:17 pm

I especially liked it when he sang all the Pro-American songs and pissed all the American-hating liberals off.
“The Taliban Song” “Brought to you courtesy of the Red White and Blue” “American Soldier”

The lefties hated him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:18 pm

Sucks

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:12 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:14 pm

That is me with maroon 5 (freezey’s all time fave)

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:12 pm

I’m just a cold beer drinker, check out the callus on pop-top finger
Got a cooler in the back with a 12 pack ready to roll
I’m a killer karaoke country singer, top-water rattle-trap spinner bait slinger
king of the grill and a short putt sinker
I’m just a cold beer drinker, I’m just a cold beer drinker

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:07 pm

Get out

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:09 pm

He has the theme song for skoloholics…I’ve got Friends in low places.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:06 pm

Jagger

Mjolnir
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:07 pm

# 2 for me…. But probably Jagger in reality.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:10 pm

ozzy was great when he was young

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:11 pm

freddy mercury

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:12 pm

^^^^This

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 2:29 pm

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:12 pm

Winner winner chicken dinner!

My favorite of all time anyway.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:13 pm

That emotionally messed up gay dude could sing and he was a great showman.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 2:14 pm

should have called him the dork. Liberace better

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:17 pm

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 3:26 pm

Liberace owes everything to the influence of the Beatles.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 3:43 pm

Liberace’s gay dead corpse could kick five’s ass, so could princess toadstool

Mjolnir
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:16 pm

Easily your worst take yet. Sad.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:29 pm

no one as talented as him vocally or could command an arena like him.
he’s the best. hands down.

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:32 pm

lol, bs. MJ for one lad. Plant, Jagger, DLR, Ozzy, Steven Tyler,

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:36 pm

Shhhh…..you are embarrassing yourself.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 2:46 pm

LOL five has some takes but goodness gracious those guys cant touch freddy vocally

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:38 pm

You know who’s still selling out stadiums for multiple days at a time as fast as a computer will generate the tickets?
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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:39 pm

sad commentary for the sheeples

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:41 pm

His real name is Troyal.
Troyal.
Troyal.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:44 pm

So what, John Wayne’s real name is Marion and he is still one of the all time great American bad asses.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:47 pm

He was. Garth is just a guy who changed his name from Troyal. And I’ve seen Garth live, great show. Still not the greatest, not even close.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:51 pm

I do like Garth and his concerts are fun, but I mostly added him to this list for Brad because I know how much he loves Garth.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:53 pm

That’s fair. I actually worked security at his Lincoln show 25 years ago. Got a quick meeting with him. Very nice.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:54 pm

Yep, we have a winner!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:14 pm

Justin Beiber

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:15 pm

Rob Van Winkle?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:19 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:15 pm

Sorry

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:15 pm

Taylor Swift

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:16 pm

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Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:17 pm

Are you one of her ex-boyfriend’s? A muse perhaps?

MT Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:20 pm

I think she is one of the more successful female songwriters. Big Machine screwed her over.

Mjolnir
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:21 pm

Not wrong. Prolific songwriter. Like Carly Simon or Kristofferson.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:22 pm

Or Sia

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:19 pm

T-swizzle!
I like T-Swizzle, she not the most talented singer, but I like her anyway.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:20 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:16 pm

Hank Williams. The End.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:20 pm

Goes without saying

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 3:52 pm

How the hell can you guys have a great singer discussion and not include Boxcar Willie, Jeeze!!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:21 pm

All these Minnesotans here and no mention of Prince?

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:23 pm

I FUCKING LOVE PRINCE!
Eric Clapton was once asked what it’s like to be the best guitar player on earth. His answer? Go ask Prince.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:26 pm

I went on a date with a chick that banged him at rehab. He’s a big fly fisherman

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:28 pm

LOL WTF is going on with this conversation

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:29 pm

Yup

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 2:30 pm

Good history. The chick was into the booga sugar and was at rehab same time slow hand was. I could have banged her too and she was smokin hot. She dated Keith Millard too

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:36 pm

Eric Clapton is 77 years old. WTF?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:38 pm

this was 33 years ago

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:41 pm

So…assuming you are on a date with a gal about your age, this young lady banged 44 year old Eric Clapton when she was 20. In related news I banged Bette Midler during a power outage in Tuktoyaktuk in 1989. At least that’s who she said she was.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 2:42 pm

Was it through a hole in the stall of the men’s room? If so, it was probably her.

MT Viking
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 2:46 pm

Poor Tuk…I shouldn’t make fun of her.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 3:04 pm

no, she was a lot older than me then.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 4:49 pm

Had more STD’s than a Bangkok whore.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:27 pm

Hazeltine?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:30 pm

you see lifer in the pysch ward section?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:32 pm

psych ward section

That would have been a good alternative name for Skoloholics’ back page.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 3:17 pm

lol…the Skoloholics Psych Ward would certainly set expectations for any new folks who dare to enter the fray.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:33 pm

ok ok, zima section

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:43 pm

I thought it was Ovaltine.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 2:45 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:21 pm

Also greatest woman was Patsy Cline

Wrenage
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:38 pm

Probably David Lee Roth.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 3:18 pm

Can’t believe stupid lib 5 didn’t mention Bon Scott

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
9 January 2023 3:22 pm

Freddie Mercury is one of the correct answers

Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, Jagger, Robert Plant, Stevie Nicks, Bowie all up there.
Not that I listen to their music, but you gotta include Elvis and Springsteen, too.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
9 January 2023 3:40 pm

Robert Plant is a bitch, Page carried them. Morrison was cool, Joplin sucked and made suck music. Elvis wouldn’t exist w/o the Beatles influence so DQ’d. Springsteen, meh, Billy Idol’s a better showman.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
9 January 2023 4:06 pm

Forgot to mention the OG Lennon

that’s on me

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
9 January 2023 4:10 pm

He’s a stupid lib

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
9 January 2023 3:23 pm

love him, Bruce Dickinson

norseman1
norseman1
9 January 2023 2:00 pm

Rock and roll mid 60’s to early 70’s. Rest is dogshit.

Mjolnir
Reply to  norseman1
9 January 2023 2:02 pm

With the exception of the 90’s Grunge movement I’d agree. Long live Layne Staley!

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
9 January 2023 2:03 pm

I mostly agree, but I like me some Guns’N’Roses

Mjolnir
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 2:04 pm

Yessssss. Coked out and Skinny Axl with drunk Slash. Mr Brownstone….

Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:55 pm

Forgot:

Kristofferson
Jerry Jeff Walker

Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:50 pm

Country Music Playlist:
Hank
Willie
Cash
Conway
Jones
Waylon
Merle
David Allan Coe
Millsap
Parsons
Tammy
Loretta
Dolly
Jerry Reed
Glen Campbell

If it’s post 1990 it’s probably dogshit….

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:53 pm

Aaaaaand Patsy….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:52 pm

Where’s Don Williams?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:53 pm

And CW McCall?

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:54 pm

Also died recently…. But I’ll always have a spot for ‘Convoy’

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:54 pm

He’s livin on Tulsa Time

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:55 pm

this list is so gross minus cash.
everything else. trash.

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:00 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:55 pm

solid list

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:56 pm

LeDoux

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:57 pm

Great performer. Saw him at a bar here called Guitars & Cadillacs many times.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:57 pm

any hot tail at that concert?

Mjolnir
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:58 pm

All of it. With the exception of the mechanical bull

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 1:57 pm

I’m not a big Country guy, but that’s a solid list.

Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 1:59 pm

You don’t like Bryant Reeves? Odd…. Good college basketball player.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:04 pm

I don’t even know who Bryant Reeves is. Any country post 1970 I probably don’t know anything about.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:06 pm

Oklahoma State….

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:15 pm

It’s the difference between night….. and later that same night

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 January 2023 2:00 pm

Is Loretta’s sister Crystal Gail considered “country”?

freezeyface
9 January 2023 1:46 pm

IM OFFENDED

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 1:46 pm

Go to the safe space you soft lib.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:51 pm

will there be puppies?

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 1:53 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:55 pm

yesssssssssss

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 2:03 pm

Heh heh.

Big ol’ Bubba is an 80 pound scaredy cat, but this morning as soon as I fed the two chocos I got on all fours and waded in like I was going to have some food. Tuck who knows the drill from puppyhood backs out of the way but Bubba gave a growl. I grabbed him by the throat and put him on his back, lying on top of him, growling at him as he splayed out. Wife chose that moment to come out…okay then…

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 1:49 pm

Didn’t you read BSF’s response to your comment this morning? You should stop using all caps because you’ll just upset Lifer…he doesn’t believe in capitalism.

freezeyface
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 1:51 pm

i forgot it was in all caps still…

i hand write in all caps and to make our invoices we use all caps so sometimes i just like staying in all caps.

LOUD NOISES

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:46 pm

these whole “chip on the shoulder” things are so stupid.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:52 pm

Whatever motivation it takes to play at a high level is fine with me…

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:07 pm

no you have to agree with me and think exactly like me

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 1:47 pm

vs peterman, the worst qb ever, period. yawn

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:14 pm

Doubt you could pick Peterman off unlike Big Skolly

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
9 January 2023 1:48 pm

Maybe if he played like he did last night all the time they wouldn’t have cut him. Seems like a lack of determination and drive unless he’s trying to stick it to the Bears. Vikings should just cut him now.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 2:13 pm

Bears played him in the slot and never outside. He sucks in the slot but is decent on the outside. Bears just played him out of position

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 1:40 pm

I like TCU to cover tonight for the natty

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:42 pm

Yeah. Underdogs expected to lose with no hope. They’ll pull out all the stops

Think GA plays tight

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 1:43 pm

same for vikes

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 1:45 pm

me too but I teased them with 9ers so have them +20 1/2

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:57 pm

PSA remember what to do with your gambling winnings
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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:14 pm

I took +21.5 and over 53.5 points i think. Got 100% boost too up to 250. Usually they cap that stuff at 50. Insane DK boost on that game

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:26 pm

Yup
So lifer’s sister in hillbilly WV goes on date. She goes down to the river with the guy and she looks at him and says “I’m a virgin”. The guy takes off running and never comes back. The guy gets home and his parent asks him why he’s home early. He says “she said she was a virgin”. The parent says “you did the right thing son, if she’s not good enough for her own family she’s not good enough for ours

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:45 pm

read this now

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:19 pm

shut up
test 2

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

Country music is so fkn stupid from like 2000 to current

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:20 pm

People can like what they like….I think rap and head banger music is stupid, and some of that pop shit from the 80s is just awful – but people like it, and there is no objective truth as to what is better, unlike socialists vs capitalists.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:22 pm

yes there is. 85% of newer country songs have the word “bar” “truck” in them

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:22 pm

Um no. Cody Jinks, Hank III etc…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 January 2023 1:27 pm

you ever listen to Indian music when on the res?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:36 pm

Absolutely. When done right that shit is POWERFUL.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 January 2023 1:37 pm

could have been the peyote?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:38 pm

haha

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:41 pm

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:39 pm

Let’s bring this full circle. Native and a Nashville Recording artist. He’s a good friend and big Vikings fan.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 January 2023 1:43 pm

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:27 pm

if I see eric church I will spit on him. pansy. The old stuff is so much better it’s not even funny. George Jones, Cash, Hank Jr., Don Williams, the GOAT waylon. etc.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:44 pm

Bad take

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 1:44 pm

no, good take. dum

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:48 pm

I listen to country music on amerzon and Panderous all the time. Lots of good tunes in the modern era. How people can listen to rap and hip hop at 130 dB without blowing their brains out is a question for another thread.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:50 pm

Dum Bell

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 2:00 pm

Absolutely!

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 1:50 pm

condolences, it is crapola. Listen to Waylon Jennings. Lonesome, ornrey and mean

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:15 pm

test

everybody but me sux

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:16 pm

lol

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

Thats too funny…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:19 pm

Look, it’s Five trying to use spoilers (after having his hand held through it multiple times)
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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:20 pm

I haven’t done it lately.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:21 pm

Type what you want to hide first. Highlight it, click the spoiler button, type what you want visible in the pop up, submit, post.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:23 pm

Truth
Big 5 is the GOAT

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:24 pm

All of that work for that???
seriously??

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:25 pm

What’s the purpose of hiding anyways?

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:28 pm

nope, go to top

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:23 pm

good lad

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:40 pm

What he meant was

“Me sux everybody’s butt”

5 is terrible with words. He’s such a moran.

Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:12 pm

how do you do spilers again?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:14 pm

^^5 is worth the price of admission.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:14 pm

LOL

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:18 pm

Pretty much all your Vikings-related comments are already spoilers.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 1:18 pm

how tall are you?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:22 pm

no height shaming on this site.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:29 pm

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:24 pm

or so I’ve been told
larger than life

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 1:27 pm

Five level spoiler fail

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:32 pm

lol, ikr? I kept using the wrong button but finally figured it out. It’s fixed now but won’t show up right unless you refresh.

Fivefingers
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 1:28 pm

lol, dum lib

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:39 pm

lol

NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:08 pm

Unpopular take…I am seeing some media headlines and twitter comments about how awful Walker was for pushing the training staff…yes he should have been ejected, but its not like he really pushed the training staff very hard…Lets not make this bigger than it is.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:09 pm

The dude is developing a pattern, even Lafloor knows he’s stupid.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
9 January 2023 1:11 pm

Yep. It’s not the first time this year that he has been ejected for losing his temper and pushing a non-player. I think they said he is the only player to ever get ejected twice in the same season, and they were both for pushing non-players.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:15 pm

I thought he pushed a coach from whatever team they were playing.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:15 pm

He pushed a Bills coach on the sideline.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:13 pm

Yeah, a coach too. Think he did a cheap shot on Osborn too, Not sure.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:14 pm

Yeah, it’s a bit overblown. 

That would never happen in the media.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:14 pm

That trainer, who was not expecting to be pushed and was not wearing pads could have easily fallen on Swift who was already hurt. No, the push wasn’t anything crazy, but it wouldn’t take much for that to have been bad. It should be a very hard line in the sand and as a repeat offender, his season should be shortened next year to send a message to all players, especially him.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:16 pm

Fair enough…but lets not pretend he killed 4 college students, cause it wasn’t that bad.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

I agree, but it should be taken seriously especially with a pattern developing. Maybe he should be banned for at least a year and the Packers lose a draft pick or two for picking him?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

Oh, and they’re not allowed to try and recoup any money from Rodgers should he actually retire and not just be a drama queen narcissist for the next 8 months.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:18 pm

Since it’s the Packers, I agree. If it was anyone else, than I think that is extreme.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

He’s a rook and showing stupidity.

GA Skol
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:34 pm

How dare you help this man up

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
9 January 2023 1:35 pm

get the cigars? good?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:41 pm

good to hear

GA Skol
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 2:51 pm

I did, they are really good.

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
9 January 2023 3:07 pm

excellent

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:32 pm

Kind a look like he hit the trainer with a sledge hammer.
Almost killed him.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 1:33 pm

The trainer should file charges like that reporter did earlier this year.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:34 pm

Walker is a proven idiot.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:31 pm

That trainer was lucky to survive

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 1:32 pm

It was an absolutely disgusting act.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:35 pm

Yes, I have changed my mind – it was a horrible act, such violence and out right disregard for human decency has seldom been witnessed in the history of mankind. herstory of womankind.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:36 pm

Has nothing to do with harm inflicted, you can’t see how stupid this dude is?

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
9 January 2023 1:42 pm

I get that, I am not against the punishment at all…
I am against the overreaction in the media, twitter, etc.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:44 pm

If you don’t overreact, are you really reacting at all?

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:46 pm

I don’t think he should miss part of next season. I would just castrate him so he can’t reproduce antisocial behavior genetics.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
9 January 2023 1:32 pm

LOL!!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:10 pm

Evangelical Christians pushing their world view on others, I bet they pray for people without their consent.

Thats pretty cool.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:13 pm

I’m sure that’s racist.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:17 pm

Must be Hicks or Phillips – those others were praying Vikings before this year

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:27 pm

More God in the schools and workplaces = better schools and workplaces.

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:28 pm

More God in Marriages and Families = better Marriages and Families…

Some will disagree……

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
9 January 2023 1:31 pm

Which God? There are several to choose from.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
9 January 2023 1:38 pm

Choose wisely…..

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
9 January 2023 1:41 pm

Jobu

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:49 pm

Jobu wouldn’t be my 1st choice.

Dr. Brad Wilcox, director of the National Marriage Project, states that “‘active conservative protestants who attend church regularly are actually 35% less likely to divorce than those who have no religious preferences”

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:33 pm

PA needs a haircut.

GA Skol
9 January 2023 12:55 pm

That other thread was moving slower than Laquan Treadwell

Fivefingers
Reply to  GA Skol
9 January 2023 1:14 pm

*Laquon. Member when gone fishing said he was gonna be the next Jerry Rice? lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:31 pm

could have been Moss, can’t recall

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:43 pm

Lots of people compared him to Micheal Irvin when he was getting drafted. I think mainly because Norvell was in Minny at the time.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:47 pm

I called his ass properly.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:51 pm

You still have that audie cole jersey? False, I said Jamo and watson would both be very good, er, nevermind

VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 12:47 pm

You guys are slow to move over to the new thread.

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 12:49 pm

Happens all the time, need a blog to handle +1,000 comments.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
9 January 2023 12:52 pm

Handles 1000 easy for me.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 12:52 pm

Mine slows around 500.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
9 January 2023 12:58 pm

I think it depends how many external stuff is posted (i.e. gifs, tweets, videos, pics, etc)

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 12:58 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:08 pm

But if I stop using gifs, I’ll have to actually type out a thought.

That’s not going to happen with most of us. I like gifs.

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 12:54 pm

Really? I can usually tell it’s chugging around 400-500

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
9 January 2023 12:55 pm

HUGE difference between mobile and desktop experience. I use mostly desktop and it starts to bog down around 300 comments and gets really bad around 500. That said, if I log into the same thread on my mobile, it moves just fine.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 12:58 pm

That sounds like a personal issue. I haven’t seen any slow down, even over 500.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
9 January 2023 1:07 pm

It started the same time they launched ads on the site. I don’t use an ad blocker (although I should probably look into it) so that may be the difference.

That said, thanks to Skoloholics I now have access to sites for a variety of potential brides should my wife ever decide to leave me, including Ukranian, Russian and Asian, among others.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:03 pm

Yeah, when it takes forever to type a comment or reply it’s annoying.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
9 January 2023 1:07 pm

Don’t know if software issue on my end or not. Ain’t that smart.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 12:50 pm

Why would you post this here? If they are slow and stuck there, they won’t see this here…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
9 January 2023 1:05 pm

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 1:37 pm

lol

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 1:39 pm

Well, Brad says “here’s a new thread when you need it”. I’m a late adopter of deciding when to use new things, for example I will use a flashlight even when light is dim until it fails completely before replacing the batteries. Same with my hearing aids when they give the low battery alarm.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
9 January 2023 1:41 pm

leave them, won’t hear wife nagging.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
9 January 2023 1:59 pm

Yup, other day they called me to a code, listened with my stethoscope, nothing, time of death 0934, that’ll be $65.

Later guy zipped himself out of the body bag.

Damn hearing aid batteries had gone dead.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 January 2023 1:43 pm

I usually wait until Ben posts the recap.

skolifer
skolifer
9 January 2023 12:43 pm

I’m eating a Philly Cheesesteak Hot Pocket for lunch. A piece of the meat just fell out onto my plate. I liked it better when the stuffing was hidden by the pocket.

MT Viking
Reply to  skolifer
9 January 2023 1:37 pm

I have not eaten a Hot Pocket in over a decade. Was one of our staples when I was a poor grad student.

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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