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I’m sitting here watching the Eagles-Cowboys game, and the only person I’m cheering for is George Pickens, and only because he’s on my fantasy team. As of now, Pickens has one catch for 4 yards or something. I hate both of these teams, I hope they both lose, even though I know that isn’t possible. It WAS good to have live NFL football back on the TV, though.
My analysis of the game: both defenses suck.
Vikings and NFL News
At Fox9, Pete Burcich comments on whether J.J. McCarthy is ready for the starting role in Minny.
At Vikings.com, J.J. McCarthy told reporters about his approach to the season opener and his first regular season game as a starter.
Eagles-Cowboys boxscore, stats, and highlights from last night’s season opener, from CBS Sports.
NBC brings you their 2025 NFL season preview.
The Eagles Jalen Carter was ejected from last night’s game before even playing a single snap, per NFL.com. During an injury timeout after the opening kickoff, Carter got into a verbal exchange with Dak Prescott, then Carter spit on Prescott. Keeping it classy in Philly.
Media Selection
Another good video from Forgotten History. Enjoy!
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Kitties@pukes
Ravens@Bills tomorrow
Might be interesting
Gophers up 66-0 against something called Northwestern St. 11:47 in 3rd.
This the game thread?
Laughing… intriguing game.
If they could I would recommend saving some of those points for future games. They are going to need them eventually, probably soon.
Yeah, not Ohio ST. We will come back to earth like most our teams.
So many times they have played an inferior opponent and played poorly. They should be doing this. About time
I saw one team was winning 49-0 at halftime. @that would sure be an exciting game to see@
I’ll take it…
So I wonder why the Chiefs lost to the Chargers last night… oh yeah, it was the QB’s fault.
I figured it was because Kelce knocked Worthy out of the game.
He must have been distracted by ‘wedding plans’.
As you know I’m all in on the it’s a “team sport.” But looking at the stats Herbert must have played really well.
He did. I have always thought he was a very good QB, on a very poor team. Harbaugh came in and did what he does best last year. Run the ball, and play great defense (just like his brother). This year they invested in some receiving strength, and started throwing the ball more. They protected Herbert well last night too. He had room and time to make reads and throws. He looked strong. It’s nice to see the Chargers finally giving Herbert the opportunity to be all that he can be. I’m a fan.
Jim Harbaugh… gotta love him for this…
Everyone has an opinion…
The ESPN ‘Experts’ are less accurate than a coin flip.
We know every bit as much as they do. They aren’t experts. They’re the “on air talent”.
Damn straight. This has been my argument for years.
The are ‘acting’ the part of experts.
And just like every other actor they are given a script to follow.
The #1 pick in the draft…
Here is the story linked to the Dan Pompei twitter post. Man, I can’t hardly believe it.
https://www.golongtd.com/p/house-of-dysfunction-part-i-the-curious?utm_campaign=email-post&r=1j058&utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email
That is one hell of a read!
Can you imagine every pundit, analyst, and GM in the country had Williams the consensus number one pick and the next generational talent at QB.
Just WOW.
Yeah… that is one shocking read. #1 pick in the draft, and his cadence is “ready, set, go!” Unbelievable.
So far, the season is going great… Cowboys lost and the Chiefs lost.
SKOL and FTP!
#nojinx
This is funny…
Chargers pull it off!
I feel sorry for the Chiefs.
Why?
Swifties are going bail on them??
I didn’t even use sarcasm font because I thought it was very obvious.
Chargers gonna fuck this yp.
Oops, “mess this up”, my bad, don’t tell on me
I thought they were going to also.
Glad they didn’t.
Kiddos have their first game tomorrow morning, gonna be fun, Eli worked his way into starting HB role, proud of him.
Awesome
Wow, this didn’t age well.
Must be all the water I drink today.
I was afeared they would too GF.
Chargers in control with a 27-18 lead and 5 minutes left. Herbert has looked very good.
Field goal, but on 3rd down the RB ran out of bounds stopping the clock. They could have run it down inside 10 seconds. Chiefs have 45 seconds and no timeouts after the kickoff.
13-6 at the half.
Decent game if you can ignore all of the penalties.
Yeah, but I want the Chargers to beat the Chiefs, like bad.
Well they are up 20-12 at the end of 3 qtrs.
#nojinx
20-18 now…
Sleep well guys.
Night JR!
Herbert converts with a nice pass to Keenan Allen. First and 10 at the 20.
3rd and 6 at the 27
Chargers with a nice drive. Herbert is getting good protection and his receivers are getting open.
First down now on the KC 31. 2 minute warning. Chargers should get at least three here.
OK JR, I hope you got the game on youtube… I type like 11 words a minute.
Thanks but not necessary. Getting late and us old guys gotta get our sleep.
Will play some golf tomorrow and we can talk golf shop ( sorry SoCal – but we can talk some politics too ).
Too bad we all can’t get together sometime and tell old ‘war stories.’
Field goal is good.
16 plays, 49 yards, 8:57
On third down, Mahomes takes a big sack!!!
Field goal team.
On second and goal, Mahomes tosses a short pass for no gain.
Pacheco on a draw play to the Chargers 10.
On first and goal, Mahomes pass is incomplete.
Mahomes with a nice pass for 17 yards.
Mahomes rolls out and takes off, takes a big hit. Then a holding penalty on the Chiefs to boot.
Mahomes rolls out, tosses a little pass into the flat… easy first down.
Chiefs going for it again on 4th and 1.
KC WR Worthy knock out of the game by Kelce, his boss (Taylor) won’t be happy then a turnover of downs. So far so good SD down to the10.
Are we rooting for Team Swifty or Team Harbaugh tonight?
Like Andy Reid better than Harbaugh.
That aside, I don’t have the right service to see the game.
I am watching on Youtube, have you tried there?
I am tired of the Swifties, let a real football guy (Harbaugh) win.
She doesn’t bother me, and I’ve never heard of any of her songs or music. she’s sort of like no big deal to me.
Now, the NFL and their Black National Anthem and all this streaming crap, I’m getting little pissed at that.
I don’t care about her, I care that the NFL cares so much for her fans and their money that they put their finger on the scales for KC.
I’ve never heard her sing even ONE song, not even sure what she looks like, but I would rather hear her than the Black National Anthem. Hell I didn’t even know such a thing existed were it not for the NFL. The NFL is Woke and I’m starting to feel like a hypocrite for watching them .
And then I can watch the Vikings and their gay cheerleaders.
JR, did you find the game on Yahoo.com?
I’m going to try.
Thanks.
Didn’t work. Keeps trying to get me to sign up for a limited time subscription.
Oh well, you and SoCal will just have to do without my insightful play by play comments (remember last night).
Ha Ha.
OK… you can still go to ESPN.com and click on the gamecast of the game, up on the banner at the top.
It’s not the game, but it gives you a visual of the play by play.
If you go to YouTube.com it is there, no subscription required.
https://www.youtube.com
Crap… I meant youtube… not Yahoo…
Harbaugh
Goessling thinks lots of 2 TE sets with Oliver, especially if Darrisaw out. Guessing Jet, Nailor and Thielen start.
I saw that Christian Darrisaw was a “full” participant in practice today, but it was only a walkthrough. So really a very limited practice.
Those things are so vague i’ll just wait till Monday.
Darrisaw, Nailor full participant today. Hitman limited participation, whatever that is.
i’ll still be surprised if Darrisaw plays. just don’t think i’d trust that gross turf.
do the bears have any top shelf pass rushers that we’d be afraid of? Skule would be AVERAGE and that’s all we’d need.
everyone else will play Hitman, Nailor, Gink, they will all play.
bummer to see Elijah Williams still recovering from his hamstring injury from the last preseason game. They must not have thought it bad enough to put on IR and miss the first 4 games though so thats good.
Think he will get some snaps but limited. He’s important long term. So many unknowns this year.
Didn’t Harry get neutered or something?
Allegedly
Among my concerns for Monday is that Darrisaw and retooled O-Line perform well. For the sake of JJ and a run game i think we need. Also, Soldier field doesn’t disfigure anyone.
I’m concerned with playing on a field that’s less than a week old too norseman…
I can find reasons to be ‘concerned’ about anything and everything due to my ‘Viking PTSD’.
But I cope by accepting I cannot change anything. So I default to ‘hope for the best but expect the worst’ in order to maintain whatever sanity I have left.
We’ve both suffered over the years. I feel the same. Another position group concerning is cornerback. A good front 7 makes it less concerning. Flores vs. Johnson will be entertaining. I think.
At least we are playing the Bears and can still win even with a fair amount of mistakes and maybe short a player or two.
A week ago nothing but AC. Got home last night and turned heat on. Minny at it’s finest.
I told my wife I might turn on the furnace and she told me to put on a sweater.
lol/ Same.
Wife has windows open because she wants fresh air in the house.
Instead of a sweater I just put on my winter coat.
R.F. Kennedy Jr said he couldn’t know how many people died from Covid and the left exploded. No one could no know after all the fudging of the data by FJB counting people who died with Covid along with people who died from Covid.
Woke Libs making themselves look even stupider.
Video is only 90s and you don’t even have to leave this page.
That and people who had died from cancer, car accidents, heart attacks etc. who happened to maybe have COVID at the time of their death were listed as dying from COVID. Almost no stat from the first year of COVID can be taken as gospel or accurate.
Totally true – if you had covid but got shot in head, you died of covid.
Almost no stat from
the first year ofCOVID can be taken as gospel or accurate. – FIFYTrue. I think later in the process people were on to the bull shit and things were slowly being tracked more accurately but not all that great.
After Biden won the election they stop keeping as close of tabs. I had a spreadsheet that I updated weekly with the national and the Minnesota numbers. After the election it was a lot more difficult to find the numbers, you really had to do a deep dive into all of the states web sites.
The only reason I was doing the tracking in the first place was to have data to take back to the Governor asking when restaurants were going to open again.
I had all kinds of charts showing the highs and lows of the spread.
Well, that’s because Trump killed them all.
I posted the dying in an accident with covid thing on a liberal FB page and I was asked to prove it happened. With a 5 second google search I found several articles. They still didn’t believe me.
Lol so you go looking for trouble?
Two states, that i know of, said they did that.
I heard it even happened here in ND early on in 2020. I was more so referencing him going to a Liberal Facebook page to post comments. Thats asking for a head ache lol. So much mental illness in those comments.
Yes, the only problem is afterwards my feed is full of every liberal page.
I watched some of that yesterday – had to stop watching.
Was left with this thought. Those Senators, many times both sides, are absolute jerks and assholes. They are pathetic people and an embarrassment to the people of this country.
There needs to be a way to penalize the hell out of them. If you can’t conduct yourself in a decent manner, go be a zoo keeper or something.
LOL
The last dem talking sounds just like Mr. Mackey from South Park
Did you see the guy that said the idea that our rights come from God makes us no better than those preaching for Shariah Law? Guess he hasn’t read the Constitution, but why would he?
He clearly does not understand Islam and Sharia law. We have a separation of church and state in our Constitution. Under Sharia law, Islam is the State. There is no religious freedom. There is no Bill of Rights.
Ted Cruz had a great answer to those uninformed Senators. Our rights as specified in no other than the Declaration of Independence were given by “God” and further stated our founders like Jefferson went on to explain the role fo government is to protect those God given rights.
The left continues to fight Christianity while absolutely bowing down to Islam. Time for legislation to reject the Islamic State as incompatible with our Constitution. Time to remove anyone who supports Islam and Sharia law above the Constitution.
the Arabs are smart and have a lot of money. They have been donating huge sums of money including funding major chairs at our largest colleges. They then help determine who the professors are that our teaching our kids.We have a couple of generations of kids who “love the Muslims and hate the Jews”
A majority of the Democrat party feels this way.
It will take years to turn this around.
I agree, but a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
so what channel can tonights game be watched on?
A TV channel
I believe it’s on Cornhub.
CornhubPornhub. FIFYMT do not google.
Think streaming BS.
Fubo
NFL+
YouTube
maybe another.
Its free on Youtube, you dont need a subscription.
Kfey is correct.
Less than 24 hours.

I use my Recurve for exercise/chest/arm/shoulder development.
Have never tried a Compound Bow.
Doubt I would get enough resistance to facilitate my workout.
You should try an Accubow for resistance training. It has a cool app you can shoot all sorts of animals or at a range. There’s even a zombie game. You can adjust the strength on it. The adjustability was designed to help strengthen the little muscles used to stabilize a bow. Their “drill” is to use the provided laser pointer and hold in on a circle until you can’t. I just like playing the games and it actually helped me get over some target panic a few years ago. The other benefit to this over a recurve would be that you don’t have to worry about dry firing it.
I will look into it. Thank you for the Info.
I don’t ‘dry fire’ my recurve I just draw and ease it back, repeat often.
Nice looking wife you’ve got there.
Ha, no. I’d be too scared of her dad. My wife is pretty good looking though.
Hi Mrs Bow. I’m glad you are checking up on Bow. He says the above quote all the time.
I am leaving shortly for a weekend of golf with my cousins and brothers at Detroit Lakes.
So looking forward to it….golf and poker playing, maybe a little beer drinking mixed in…no hookers though. We do it once a year and have a blast.
You kids behave.
Sounds fun, (you do hookers once a year?)
Ha! NOOO…
More frequent then??
Asking for a friend.
I had the same thought.
‘golf’, ‘Detroit’, ‘no hookers’, ‘behave’.
Does not fit my idea of ‘having a blast’.
Oh my goodness do we have fun…staying at a really nice house on the lake – one that Freezey might even be envious of.
It is going to be a chilly weekend though, I don’t think I will participate in any boating or jet ski stuff.
Which lake? I used to take mydad to Island Lake. Some great walleye fishing
Did you know Adam Thielen is from Detroit Lakes?
Did you know he is on the Vikings again!?!
Sorry, could not resist.
Have fun with the “once a year” hookers and such.
*and blow
Slow day so did something a little silly.
Thought the Cowboys played better than I had thought so went to a Cowboy site to see what their fans thought. What caught my attention was a discussions of Dak’s play. Sort of went like this:
First. Dak had a great game.
Next. No, we lost that’s all that matters
Next. He can’t throw it and catch it too.
Next. All QB’s have receivers drop the ball.
Next. He moved better and threw well
Next. His QB rating was not great.
Next. That rating requires TD’s which you don’t get if receivers drop the ball.
Different day, different team, different QB but has a sort of similar ring to it.
A very familiar conversation.
‘No, we lost that’s all that matters’
Is 5 hanging out on the Cowpies site now-a-days.
Still Kirk’s fault
Not to hear half the Cowboy fans. But I found it sort of amusing reading the comments. Very familiar ring to it.
I mean he IS the black Kirk Cousins, he’s had that moniker tied to him for half a decade at least. The similarities are there.
Hell I thought you were there posting. ” The characters may change but the plot remains the same.”
So what did we learn about the Eagles last night? Saquon has his moments, but he still ended up with just 60 yards rushing on 18 attempts. Hurts still “hurts” you with his legs, but only threw for 152 yards (and one third of those yards came on one play) and no TD’s. The Eagles were at home, and they looked decent, but far from unbeatable IMO.
If JJ waits until the end of the game to target JJets in a close division game, I will start getting off the JJ train. Also, everybody this summer trying to claim Ceedee is better than JJets is insane and they better have realized it. No way JJets drops those passes at the end of the game.
I’m not sure how you mean this? Heard many experts talking the morning that DAK was too locked in on Lamb during the game and should have taken some shots elsewhere.
For sure no excuse for Lamb dropping all those balls.
I think there’s always going to be 20/20 hindsight on any game JR. If Lamb had come up with a couple more catches, and the Cowboys would have won, do you think anyone would be saying Prescott locked in on Lamb too much?
McCarthy is going to want to lock on to Jefferson. Duh. Allen likes to play man defense. I expect he’ll do that with Jefferson with a safety over the top. Jefferson can beat press man, and McCarthy just needs to be on time with the ball to beat the safety. McCarthy can throw the ball over 60 mph. That means he can fit balls into smaller windows. He just has to make the right reads, and deliver the ball with authority.
Dak did OK last night. Not spectacular, but not bad.
I’m sorry – getting lost here. Thought we were talking about the Eagles game. And I was merely addressing Bow’s comment about JJ waiting till end of game to target Jets. Thought he meant DAK going to Lamb late which really wasn’t the same.
I’m lost with Allen coming in here on this?
I started off talking about how pundits are complaining about Dak locking on Lamb too much. Then, since Jefferson was mentioned, I brought in the fact that McCarthy is going to lock on to him, just like Dak locked onto Lamb. Finally, I transitioned to our upcoming game, and how I expect McCarthy NOT to ignore Jefferson, and how I expect Allen to defend us.
Thanks. I’m slow today.
I was talking about AJ not getting targeted and then also Ceedee not catching two game changing passes at the end that hit him in the hands. Sorry, two separate points.
I was talking for fishing in Detroit Lakes
Based on Dennis Allen’s proclivities, I think we’ll see plenty of man coverage. His system requires athleticism from off-the-ball linebackers and pressure primarily from a four-man front. Allen isn’t afraid to blitz from exotic locations either, and he’s good at disguising defensive intentions. McCarthy needs to be composed and make good decisions with the ball. Jefferson can beat press man. We all know that. If Allen decides to play that way, McCarthy should have some great opportunities, if he can hang with the pressure.
Allen runs a traditional 4-3 defense. This means the Bears will continue operating with a traditional front with four down linemen. The Bears ran a 4-3 last year, so there has been no need to change personnel solely because of a schematic change this off season. Allen’s teams traditionally get solid play from the defensive line and quality efforts from defensive backs.
That said, we have one of the strongest receiving corps in the league. They are going to be tested.
Overall thought Cowboys were better than anticipated.
The Eagles to me are a strange team to put a label on. They are strong and physical. Basically a RB at QB (can throw well enough( with a great RB and a powerful offensive line. They win many games when they don’t look all that good, but some of that is the way they play.
They are beatable, but you have to match their physicality.
Also, like many teams including us, not a great secondary and dependent on pressure.
Totally agree.
Hey freezey, what town were you in when they yelled at you about the battery and where did you set it that they said was wrong, just curious
the trash town of oak park heights, thats where people who can’t afford stillwater live.
i feel like you’re just trolling me, but i set it on a rack of what looked like used batteries that were near one of the desks
That’s what I figured was the oph store, they suck ass and where you put it is just fine, only thing I ask customers, and I ask not yell, is not to put it on the floor because it’s a pain to pick up
i haven’t been back there since.
if i go to an auto parts store, it’s one by my work in Blaine now
I suppose it is racist to mention that George looks like he is having a seizure while the white couple in the back look like they are actually dancing.
It is Cultural.
A lot of dumb stuff people do is explained that way.
Including stuff I do probably.
There is only one white person in that gif.
Wow, my eyes are going also.
I don’t know what day it is, my eyes are going, my refrigerator is driving me crazy……..it sucks getting old.
That it does…..
I’m on the same train.
also, Ceedee Lamb can’t even hold JJ’s jockstrap let alone catch it, apparently.
JJ catches those 2 passes Lamb didn’t catch, BOOK IT
And so could have over half the receivers in the league. Even Irv would have could one of them.
Yup – said that last night.
🛩️>>>>🐑
Agreed. Put JJets in there instead of Ceedee and the Cowboys win that game.
Tale of two halves last night. 27 points scored in the first half, and each team scored on every possession. Just 3 points scored in the second half. Glad the Cowboys lost, but still hate the Eagles.
‘27 points scored in the first half’
The score was 21-20 at halftime.
Math is not my best subject but I am pretty sure that doesn’t equal 27.
SoCal, you obviously missed the unit on “new math”
We got ‘new math’ in high school back in the 70s. Probably why Math is not my best subject.
What they are teaching now boggles the mind. It doesn’t matter what answer you get as long as you can ‘explain your work’.
The Teacher couldn’t stand the woke stuff, part of why she retired.
21+20=27, it’s math
Well there were 27 points scored in the first half, and 28 and 29 and 30 and so on up to 41.
And I’ m already sick of hearing all the Eagles BS.
Valid Point.
Laughing… wow… I’ve had my coffee and breakfast, and everything already. No excuses!!!
I was drinking some during the game, as you could probably tell from my comments. What was your excuse?
I don’t know JR… I just completely goofed… grin
We all have made similar mistakes.
But I couldn’t pass up a chance to give you a hard time* over it.
*As gently as possible of course.
Fully deserved SoCal… I accept all slings and arrows for this one. Good to go!
He took the same course as the Packers who think that 0 plus 1 equals 10.
i’m going to go against a couple of the takes here already, i don’t think Dak started anything, i think he was in the huddle, leaned over his linemen to spit and then saw Jalen Carter walking over and did the whole whats up….
you’re all wrong, i’m right
You make a key point. Dak and the Cowboys were in the huddle 7 yards behind the LOC. What the hell was Carter even doing 5 yards on the Cowboys side of LOC and still walking forward?
Dak was Taunting, based on the new league crackdown rules on taunting.
But overall, Carter was just stupid.
Kind of looks like Dak was the instigator to start the game last night. I wonder if the NFL will suspend Dak for week 2. I mean, it would only be fair.
Like they always say, it is the person that reacts that gets caught. No excuse for Jaylen Clark’s actions.
True, it looked like Prescott started it, but did he do anything wrong? I think he was getting in Carter”s head, and it worked!
Dak did start it.
Should have been flagged for taunting, given the new standards that the refs will impose fairly every week for the next 18 weeks.
Dak may have been the instigator with the words and spitting, but there is absolutely no excuse for a defender to join the huddle of the opposing team. Flag should have been thrown prior to the spit take.
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
Hey GF,
Lil Fishin’ may want to get his picks in.
It’s Friday!!!
Skol
FTP
I survived week one in the survival league.
I’m alive in both the survival leagues I joined
had Philly last night, picked the Cardinals for Sunday
I am alive too. I did not pick anyone last night.