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Coming out of the bye week, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Vikings football. I’m excited for Sunday’s game, and I’m hopeful that KOC can figure out an offensive scheme that will help Josh Dobbs find success. I don’t care to sit through another offensive performance like we saw against the Bears, yuck.
Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day
Justin Jefferson makes his post-injury debut against the Raiders on Sunday. What are you expecting to see from him, production-wise? (How many yards, etc)

Minnesota Vikings News:
The Pioneer Press reported that Jordan Hicks could have lost his right leg if not for emergency surgery.
Vikings.com tells you how to watch, listen, or stream Sunday afternoon’s Vikings @ Raiders game. Also, KOC explained his decision to stick with Dobbs for Sunday’s game.
After his absence due to injury, Justin Jefferson revised his goal to 1,000 yards for this season.
The Patriots defeated the Steelers on Thursday Night Football last night, per NFL.com. That was the Steelers’ second straight loss to a two-win team, they were defeated by the Cardinals last week.
Zach Wilson will be the Jets’ starting quarterback…….again, from CBS Sports.
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I posted the game thread early so you’ll have a place to hang out.
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
Game Day!!
A thought or a question that continues to perplex me about football – even after all these years.
Was watching Army/Nave football yesterday. their passing games/QB’s are hardly better than good HS. Yet, end of game, Army does prevent, rushes three and Dan Morino appears for Navy.
You see this week end week out at every level of football and it hardly ever works. Yet, the prevent defense continues to live and thrive.
Strange.
That has baffled me as well, such a horrible approach. If you play scared, you lose. Happens far too often, yet they continue to do it. Very strange indeed.
It must work often enough that teams keep doing it.
I hate the “play to not lose” coaching, and it seems to fail often with the Vikings.
Goooooose Morning and Happy Gameday Ragnar Rooters!
Hope is a dangerous thing…
Hoping JJ and Dobbs find some magic.
Hoping we score some 1st Quarter points.
Hoping our run game finds its fangs.
Hoping Dobbs doesn’t turn the ball over.
Hoping KOC pulls him early if he does.
Hoping the Defense forces turnovers.
Hoping Goose doesn’t poop a solid white brick after eating 1/2 a roll of sugar cookie dough that he swiped off the counter…..
SKOL
Give him some chocolate brownie mix to balance it out.
lol…. He’s fine. He’s eaten worse. Ate a snake once and I thought my wife was going to pass out…..
My lab/border collie mix (rip) once ate 3 pound of leftover cooked burgers. I had grilled burgers for the family, and I had to log into work for some silly emergency. Asked my teenage son to keep an eye on the dog until I could return to the kitchen.
As soon as he left the kitchen (took him less than 10 minutes to forget what I asked him to do) , dog found a way to get that plate of beef. Amazing thing is, she did not pull the plate off the counter top.
she was so happy that it was worth it. She was also not fed the next morning…..
Gameday!
North Dakota State defeated South Dakota 45-17 to advance to the 2023 FCS semifinals.
That was a surprisingly easy win for NDSU.
South Dakota State played a very tough opponent (Villanova) in very tough weather conditions. The Jacks pulled out a win. Go Jacks!!
NDSU is heating up at the right time.
3rd and goal at the Army 6 for Navy, 20 seconds left.
4th and goal at the 2 with 7 seconds left.
Navy got Sack??
#toofunny
Yep… very odd ending…
As long as Army didn’t get screwed by Navy in the end.
#hahahaha
Laughing… nice!
Got a new work partner at the Prison. He introduced himself as being Navy the first day so I asked ‘Do you have to be Gay to be Navy or is Bi enough???’.
He just laughed and said ‘Don’t start that stuff ‘Ground Pounder’.
Good Times.
We rib each other but we are all brothers in Arms. We have an extended family the likes of which no one else can match.
In the Academy we Service Members gave each other a hard time constantly.
Finally a female student asked me, “do you guys really hate each other?”
I said ‘Hate?? they are like brothers, so we are required to poke fun at each other’.
She didn’t get it being a civilian her whole life.
Yep… they don’t know
4th and 2 for 1 yrd.
Don’t get the 2pt try there by Navy.
No idea why they didn’t kick the extra point and move on.
How do you complete a pass for a 37 yard loss?
Now Yahoo changed to a 56 yd gain followed by a 77yd gain.
Neat trick.
Yeah… their system is broke, but at least they’re woke!
Yahoo is very woke.
Got my e-mail there ‘back in the day’ and haven’t changed it since.
Have to say Navy sucks…
It is all of those DEI hires,
They have a lot of experience at ‘sucking’.
Indeed
Down Goes Navy!!
#snicker
They’re sunk!
Very Punny!!
For any of you “older” guys out there. Watching Army/Navy reminds me of the way we played HS football an eternity ago.
Good Old Fashioned ZimmerBall??
Oh yea, think Zim’s Dad was our coach.
Correct.
Throwing the ball was a last resort.
Amen brother!
Never seen a -100 QBR before.
That is the Navy QBs rating so far with 6m left in the half.
Curious to see if it gets any worse.
thought zero lowest.
The college passer rating standards are different than the NFL paaser ratings. No idea how things are factored in either of them.
You see some strange results with QBR
He has 2 pass attempts and the only one that was caught was by Army for an interception.
Benched?
Standin tall and lookin good, wish I was in Hollywood.
Go Army!!!
First and goal at the 4…
Can you believe it – Army actually passed the ball for a TD.
Like a moon landing.
I believe in the Moon Landing more than I do in an Army Touchdown Pass.
Stranger than truth…
O’Neill needs to pick it up. 6 pressures and 2 sacks last game. Crosby tomorrow. Wondering if Dobbs has a bad first half KOC replaces him. Thing Ingram is out, suppose Brandel or Reed.
Ingram is out?
If we only knew that O-lineman could possibly get injured before we sent Cleveland away for peanuts.
@Quite the shocking development.@
Think i saw that, not positive.
He was listed as questionable with a hip on the final injury report yesterday.
Probably hurt himself chasing teenaged girls.
Most people think with Jefferson back to full strength, that will be a huge lift to the Vikings’ offense as the team makes a playoff push. It’s believed, with Jefferson in the lineup, Minnesota should have a sizable advantage over the Raiders.
To me, the real question is, can Dobbs get the ball to JJ adeptly.
Exactly. He doesn’t throw like Cousins.
Will JJ be rusty?
Maybe. Game speed is definitely different than practice, and of course the defensive players aren’t trying to hit you with real emphasis.
Yep. He hasnt played in 7 weeks or so. It might take him some time to get used to full game speed.
Vikings OC Wes Phillips was arrested Friday night for misdemeanor DWI. He has since been released on bond. He’ll accompany the team to Las Vegas.
I’m sure that won’t be a distraction.
I’ll never understand in the day and age of Uber, Lyft and taxi services how anyone can be so stupid to drive drunk. Especially an NFL player. I guarantee you the Vikings have a 24 hour car service for all players and coaching staff. Standard practice nowadays. I have zero tolerance for drunk drivers. Zero. When I was a teenager I carried a classmate to her grave because of a drunk driver. It’s inexcusable.
‘ I have zero tolerance for drunk drivers. Zero.’
Agreed.
Wes: Hey Kevin, I made a huge mistake and got a DUI:
KOC: Yeah, bad call. But you wanna go to Vegas?
Wes: Absolutely.
Goooooose Morning Skolobros!
Buenos Dias Senor.
If you have one of your “dreams” today, I’d like to be in it – maybe a millionaire that looks like Clint Eastwood.
He’s going to end up dreaming you had an operation and turned out looking like Phyllis Diller…
Lol…. Porch joint scheduled for this afternoon…. We’ll see.
Don’t pay any attention to NLNVF – this is a dream.
Besides, just paid for two weddings in three months, so I can use the money.
Yikes. I waited until I was 41 to get married, my bride was 28 at the time. Paid for it ourselves – Outdoors, 75 person guest list, open bar, DJ…. Total cost: $12k – which was cheap compared to other weddings we had attended beforehand. We decided to forgo the traditional wedding parties as we were actually married in the middle of the pandemic, private service with a party on our lawn afterwards. Wrote and recited our ‘real’ vows at the actual wedding and then we roasted each other at the actual reception. Wedding day was 5/9/20 but Covid backed our reception up until 9/11/21 – almost a year and a half apart. Non refundable deposits on everything so we just threw one big party. My wedding vows were epic – had the crowd cackling….
My wife and I got married at JP and went out to nice dinner to celebrate. We both went to work the next day.
But, we vowed we’d do it right for our kids and we did – as best I can tell.
Your story is neat, very special.
So this week we want the following to happen:
Go Army!
Hmmm… think I’ll go with Navy!
Going with the DEI underdog??
#grin
Touche’
I have put together a game plan for KOC.
Basic play – 4 vertical routes and Hock 12 yard curl in middle. Dobbs takes one step forward, hesitates, secures ball, and then takes off. Believe he can rush for over 150 yards.
Off the same play, instead a screen (left or right) to Hock.
Same scheme- delayed draw to whatever back is in there.
Should work. No interceptions, max use of leg talent. What else do we need?
So turn Dobbs into a modern day Cam Newton?
Yep, seemed to work well for the Panthers for a while.
I’ve also got a secret play for final two minutes if we are behind. But I’ll hold off on that. It is an actual pass though.
Soooo… if you’re the Raiders, how do you approach this game from a defensive scheme point of view?
My plan aside, if I’m the Raiders.
Stack the middle of field. Play all WR’s with inside leverage making throws go to the boundries and outside. Same type of coverage for Hock, inside forcing all choice routes to the outside. Basically, take away easier inside throws.
Set edge rushers wider with control, making QB throw from the pocket.
Not that afraid of running game.
I’d say you are on track defensively. Take away the throws Dobbs makes well, collapse the pocket on him from the outside, and stuff the running game up the middle.
Lead story on ESPN.com this morning is “How Josh Dobbs wowed teammates through his NFL journey”
7 seasons, 20 games, never thrown for more than 268 yards in a game ever… OK… I guess I need to read the article because he’s singularly unimpressive so far in his career on paper. This year he has 13 passing TD’s and 6 rushing TD’s in 12 games.
The media adores this guy… go figure.
GM
FTP
SKOL
Apparently it’s Groundhog day too, because according to the article it’s the 8th of December again…
I imagine people are busy, and if the thread is posted from a phone, editing would suck.
I blame Ponder and Kirk.
Definitely Kirk… grin
Buttjammin mentioned yesterday that GF posted this thread with the wrong time. PM instead of AM.
Just need to change the date and it’s all good!
it’s a nice clean new thread and a beautiful day – we’re all still here kicking. And, I’m still thinking about the big dream at the end of yesterday’s thread. I’m worried he missed it.
Do you want me to tell you?
Only if it’s good news. That Bears game left a sour taste in my mouth.
Joseph misses wide right…
but wait… there’s a flag on the play. Defense offsides. 5 yard penalty… and re-kick.
Joseph wide right again, but the ball ticks the inside of the goal post and topples in!!!
WooHoo!!
Yeaaa….. all my worrying for nothing.
That was a good dream story, LOL!
I don’t know if it was a dream or more like a drug induced hallucination.
I loved the line about Taylor Swift. That was gold! LOL!
Good morning SKOL!
FTP!
Gotta root for the SDSU Jackrabbits, today. Go Jacks!