Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 08 Dec 2023

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Coming out of the bye week, it’s been a while since we’ve seen Vikings football. I’m excited for Sunday’s game, and I’m hopeful that KOC can figure out an offensive scheme that will help Josh Dobbs find success. I don’t care to sit through another offensive performance like we saw against the Bears, yuck.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Justin Jefferson makes his post-injury debut against the Raiders on Sunday. What are you expecting to see from him, production-wise? (How many yards, etc)

Minnesota Vikings News:

The Pioneer Press reported that Jordan Hicks could have lost his right leg if not for emergency surgery.

Vikings.com tells you how to watch, listen, or stream Sunday afternoon’s Vikings @ Raiders game. Also, KOC explained his decision to stick with Dobbs for Sunday’s game.

After his absence due to injury, Justin Jefferson revised his goal to 1,000 yards for this season.

The Patriots defeated the Steelers on Thursday Night Football last night, per NFL.com. That was the Steelers’ second straight loss to a two-win team, they were defeated by the Cardinals last week.

Zach Wilson will be the Jets’ starting quarterback…….again, from CBS Sports.

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
10 December 2023 11:38 am

FloridaSKOL
10 December 2023 8:28 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

Game Day!!

JRobert
JRobert
10 December 2023 7:48 am

A thought or a question that continues to perplex me about football – even after all these years.
Was watching Army/Nave football yesterday. their passing games/QB’s are hardly better than good HS. Yet, end of game, Army does prevent, rushes three and Dan Morino appears for Navy.
You see this week end week out at every level of football and it hardly ever works. Yet, the prevent defense continues to live and thrive.
Strange.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
10 December 2023 11:38 am

It must work often enough that teams keep doing it.
I hate the “play to not lose” coaching, and it seems to fail often with the Vikings.

Mjolnir
10 December 2023 7:39 am

Goooooose Morning and Happy Gameday Ragnar Rooters!

Hope is a dangerous thing…

Hoping JJ and Dobbs find some magic.

Hoping we score some 1st Quarter points.

Hoping our run game finds its fangs.

Hoping Dobbs doesn’t turn the ball over.

Hoping KOC pulls him early if he does.

Hoping the Defense forces turnovers.

Hoping Goose doesn’t poop a solid white brick after eating 1/2 a roll of sugar cookie dough that he swiped off the counter…..

SKOL

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JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
10 December 2023 7:50 am

Give him some chocolate brownie mix to balance it out.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
10 December 2023 8:14 am

lol…. He’s fine. He’s eaten worse. Ate a snake once and I thought my wife was going to pass out…..

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
10 December 2023 11:43 am

My lab/border collie mix (rip) once ate 3 pound of leftover cooked burgers. I had grilled burgers for the family, and I had to log into work for some silly emergency. Asked my teenage son to keep an eye on the dog until I could return to the kitchen.

As soon as he left the kitchen (took him less than 10 minutes to forget what I asked him to do) , dog found a way to get that plate of beef. Amazing thing is, she did not pull the plate off the counter top.

she was so happy that it was worth it. She was also not fed the next morning…..

Surly Viking
Admin
10 December 2023 6:22 am

Gameday!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 9:11 pm

North Dakota State defeated South Dakota 45-17 to advance to the 2023 FCS semifinals.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
10 December 2023 8:30 am

That was a surprisingly easy win for NDSU.

South Dakota State played a very tough opponent (Villanova) in very tough weather conditions. The Jacks pulled out a win. Go Jacks!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:32 pm

3rd and goal at the Army 6 for Navy, 20 seconds left.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:33 pm

4th and goal at the 2 with 7 seconds left.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:36 pm

Navy got Sack??

#toofunny

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:37 pm

Yep… very odd ending…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:40 pm

As long as Army didn’t get screwed by Navy in the end.

#hahahaha

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:42 pm

Laughing… nice!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:45 pm

Got a new work partner at the Prison. He introduced himself as being Navy the first day so I asked ‘Do you have to be Gay to be Navy or is Bi enough???’.

He just laughed and said ‘Don’t start that stuff ‘Ground Pounder’.

Good Times.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:47 pm

We rib each other but we are all brothers in Arms. We have an extended family the likes of which no one else can match.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:51 pm

In the Academy we Service Members gave each other a hard time constantly.

Finally a female student asked me, “do you guys really hate each other?”

I said ‘Hate?? they are like brothers, so we are required to poke fun at each other’.

She didn’t get it being a civilian her whole life.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:54 pm

Yep… they don’t know

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:33 pm

4th and 2 for 1 yrd.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:16 pm

Don’t get the 2pt try there by Navy.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:27 pm

No idea why they didn’t kick the extra point and move on.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:27 pm

How do you complete a pass for a 37 yard loss?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:29 pm

Now Yahoo changed to a 56 yd gain followed by a 77yd gain.
Neat trick.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:31 pm

Yeah… their system is broke, but at least they’re woke!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:34 pm

Yahoo is very woke.
Got my e-mail there ‘back in the day’ and haven’t changed it since.

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 4:53 pm

Have to say Navy sucks…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:00 pm

It is all of those DEI hires,
They have a lot of experience at ‘sucking’.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:03 pm

Indeed

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:10 pm

Down Goes Navy!!

#snicker

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 5:13 pm

They’re sunk!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 5:14 pm

Very Punny!!

JRobert
JRobert
9 December 2023 3:37 pm

For any of you “older” guys out there. Watching Army/Navy reminds me of the way we played HS football an eternity ago.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 3:38 pm

Good Old Fashioned ZimmerBall??

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 3:44 pm

Oh yea, think Zim’s Dad was our coach.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 3:51 pm

Correct.
Throwing the ball was a last resort.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 4:06 pm

Amen brother!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 3:16 pm

Never seen a -100 QBR before.
That is the Navy QBs rating so far with 6m left in the half.
Curious to see if it gets any worse.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 3:19 pm

thought zero lowest.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 3:19 pm

The college passer rating standards are different than the NFL paaser ratings. No idea how things are factored in either of them.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 3:21 pm

You see some strange results with QBR

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 3:24 pm

He has 2 pass attempts and the only one that was caught was by Army for an interception.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 3:20 pm

Benched?

JRobert
JRobert
9 December 2023 2:36 pm

Standin tall and lookin good, wish I was in Hollywood.
Go Army!!!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 2:40 pm

First and goal at the 4…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 2:46 pm

Can you believe it – Army actually passed the ball for a TD.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 2:48 pm

Like a moon landing.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
9 December 2023 2:52 pm

I believe in the Moon Landing more than I do in an Army Touchdown Pass.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 2:48 pm

Stranger than truth…

norseman1
norseman1
9 December 2023 2:31 pm

O’Neill needs to pick it up. 6 pressures and 2 sacks last game. Crosby tomorrow. Wondering if Dobbs has a bad first half KOC replaces him. Thing Ingram is out, suppose Brandel or Reed.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
9 December 2023 2:35 pm

Ingram is out?
If we only knew that O-lineman could possibly get injured before we sent Cleveland away for peanuts.
@Quite the shocking development.@

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 2:36 pm

Think i saw that, not positive.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  norseman1
9 December 2023 2:38 pm

He was listed as questionable with a hip on the final injury report yesterday.
Probably hurt himself chasing teenaged girls.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  norseman1
9 December 2023 2:38 pm

Most people think with Jefferson back to full strength, that will be a huge lift to the Vikings’ offense as the team makes a playoff push. It’s believed, with Jefferson in the lineup, Minnesota should have a sizable advantage over the Raiders.

To me, the real question is, can Dobbs get the ball to JJ adeptly.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 2:40 pm

Exactly. He doesn’t throw like Cousins.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 3:21 pm

Will JJ be rusty?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
9 December 2023 3:27 pm

Maybe. Game speed is definitely different than practice, and of course the defensive players aren’t trying to hit you with real emphasis.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 3:30 pm

Yep. He hasnt played in 7 weeks or so. It might take him some time to get used to full game speed.

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 2:03 pm

Vikings OC Wes Phillips was arrested Friday night for misdemeanor DWI. He has since been released on bond. He’ll accompany the team to Las Vegas.

I’m sure that won’t be a distraction.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 2:53 pm

I’ll never understand in the day and age of Uber, Lyft and taxi services how anyone can be so stupid to drive drunk. Especially an NFL player. I guarantee you the Vikings have a 24 hour car service for all players and coaching staff. Standard practice nowadays. I have zero tolerance for drunk drivers. Zero. When I was a teenager I carried a classmate to her grave because of a drunk driver. It’s inexcusable.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 December 2023 2:55 pm

 I have zero tolerance for drunk drivers. Zero.’

Agreed.


skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 8:56 pm

Wes: Hey Kevin, I made a huge mistake and got a DUI:

KOC: Yeah, bad call. But you wanna go to Vegas?

Wes: Absolutely.

Mjolnir
9 December 2023 10:34 am

Goooooose Morning Skolobros!

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 December 2023 10:56 am

Buenos Dias Senor.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 December 2023 10:59 am

If you have one of your “dreams” today, I’d like to be in it – maybe a millionaire that looks like Clint Eastwood.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 11:22 am

He’s going to end up dreaming you had an operation and turned out looking like Phyllis Diller…

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 11:42 am

Lol…. Porch joint scheduled for this afternoon…. We’ll see.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 December 2023 11:57 am

Don’t pay any attention to NLNVF – this is a dream.
Besides, just paid for two weddings in three months, so I can use the money.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 12:34 pm

Yikes. I waited until I was 41 to get married, my bride was 28 at the time. Paid for it ourselves – Outdoors, 75 person guest list, open bar, DJ…. Total cost: $12k – which was cheap compared to other weddings we had attended beforehand. We decided to forgo the traditional wedding parties as we were actually married in the middle of the pandemic, private service with a party on our lawn afterwards. Wrote and recited our ‘real’ vows at the actual wedding and then we roasted each other at the actual reception. Wedding day was 5/9/20 but Covid backed our reception up until 9/11/21 – almost a year and a half apart. Non refundable deposits on everything so we just threw one big party. My wedding vows were epic – had the crowd cackling….

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Mjolnir
9 December 2023 12:44 pm

My wife and I got married at JP and went out to nice dinner to celebrate. We both went to work the next day.
But, we vowed we’d do it right for our kids and we did – as best I can tell.
Your story is neat, very special.

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 10:18 am

So this week we want the following to happen:

  1. Vikings beat the Raiders
  2. Bears beat the Lions
  3. Niners beat the Seahawks
  4. Ravens beat the Rams
  5. Giants beat the Packers
SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 11:22 am

Go Army!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 11:28 am

Hmmm… think I’ll go with Navy!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 11:44 am

Going with the DEI underdog??

#grin

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
9 December 2023 11:56 am

Touche’

JRobert
JRobert
9 December 2023 9:11 am

I have put together a game plan for KOC.
Basic play – 4 vertical routes and Hock 12 yard curl in middle. Dobbs takes one step forward, hesitates, secures ball, and then takes off. Believe he can rush for over 150 yards.
Off the same play, instead a screen (left or right) to Hock.
Same scheme- delayed draw to whatever back is in there.
Should work. No interceptions, max use of leg talent. What else do we need?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 9:20 am

So turn Dobbs into a modern day Cam Newton?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 9:30 am

Yep, seemed to work well for the Panthers for a while.
I’ve also got a secret play for final two minutes if we are behind. But I’ll hold off on that. It is an actual pass though.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 10:12 am

Soooo… if you’re the Raiders, how do you approach this game from a defensive scheme point of view?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 10:22 am

My plan aside, if I’m the Raiders.
Stack the middle of field. Play all WR’s with inside leverage making throws go to the boundries and outside. Same type of coverage for Hock, inside forcing all choice routes to the outside. Basically, take away easier inside throws.
Set edge rushers wider with control, making QB throw from the pocket.
Not that afraid of running game.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 10:29 am

I’d say you are on track defensively. Take away the throws Dobbs makes well, collapse the pocket on him from the outside, and stuff the running game up the middle.

No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 9:03 am

Lead story on ESPN.com this morning is “How Josh Dobbs wowed teammates through his NFL journey”

7 seasons, 20 games, never thrown for more than 268 yards in a game ever… OK… I guess I need to read the article because he’s singularly unimpressive so far in his career on paper. This year he has 13 passing TD’s and 6 rushing TD’s in 12 games.

The media adores this guy… go figure.

VikingPhilip
9 December 2023 8:54 am

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Surly Viking
Admin
9 December 2023 6:04 am

GM
FTP
SKOL

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
9 December 2023 6:56 am

Apparently it’s Groundhog day too, because according to the article it’s the 8th of December again…

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 6:58 am

I imagine people are busy, and if the thread is posted from a phone, editing would suck.

I blame Ponder and Kirk.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
9 December 2023 7:06 am

Definitely Kirk… grin

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 7:56 am

Buttjammin mentioned yesterday that GF posted this thread with the wrong time. PM instead of AM.

Just need to change the date and it’s all good!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 8:06 am

it’s a nice clean new thread and a beautiful day – we’re all still here kicking. And, I’m still thinking about the big dream at the end of yesterday’s thread. I’m worried he missed it.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 8:11 am

Do you want me to tell you?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 8:15 am

Only if it’s good news. That Bears game left a sour taste in my mouth.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 8:29 am

Joseph misses wide right…

but wait… there’s a flag on the play. Defense offsides. 5 yard penalty… and re-kick.

Joseph wide right again, but the ball ticks the inside of the goal post and topples in!!!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 8:46 am

WooHoo!!

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
9 December 2023 9:13 am

Yeaaa….. all my worrying for nothing.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  JRobert
9 December 2023 8:46 am

That was a good dream story, LOL!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
9 December 2023 8:47 am

I don’t know if it was a dream or more like a drug induced hallucination.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  VikingPhilip
9 December 2023 8:51 am

I loved the line about Taylor Swift. That was gold! LOL!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Surly Viking
9 December 2023 8:32 am

Good morning SKOL!

FTP!

Gotta root for the SDSU Jackrabbits, today. Go Jacks!

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Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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