Minnesota Vikings Discussion – SkolAsylum: 13 Sep 2023

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I hope everyone’s work week is going well. I’m getting a great deal of joy out of my transition back into self-employment, and I enjoy it more the longer I do it. The property management gig is taking off and becoming a better opportunity than we first realized. I’m getting more efficieint as I go, so I’ll have more time to do productive things, like hang out here. I have to finish the business plan for my sober living home loan, then that’ll be ready to take off, too. Exciting times.

Speaking of exciting times, I’m still very optimistic about this season. We only have one real game to look at, but from what we can tell so far, the defense is improved from last year (that’s not saying much). The Vikings have a metric a** load of talent on offense, with the offensive line being the perennial question mark. I still think the team will post between 10 & 12 wins this year.

Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day

Does Vikings GM Kwesi-Adofo Mensah need to try to upgrade a position via a trade prior to the trade deadline this year? If so, which position(s) and if you’re really feeling ambitious, list a player you think he should target.

Minnesota Vikings News:

From the Inforum, a bio on Austin Schlottman, who will be the starting center if Bradbury is a no-go.

Vikings.com has a preview of the week 2 Vikings-Eagles game, and an updated injury report for the Vikings and Eagles.

CBS Sports has a week one injury report roundup from around the NFL.

NFL.com ranked the NFL’s nine biggest week one developments.

Video of the Day:

Seems like a good day for The Rodeo Song. CAUTION: NSFW LANGUAGE IN THIS SONG! Lots of it. Enjoy!

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NoDakRube
14 September 2023 10:33 am

I have never been nonced prior today. Now its very time. Seems like if I double click on the Post Comment it gives me the error but posts the comment.

KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:08 am

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JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:14 am

Just out of curiosity – what does Nonce ever mean?

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 10:17 am

https://blog.hubspot.com/website/nonce-error#:~:text=A%20nonce%20error%20is%20caused,upload%20a%20plugin

Some convoluted website design error. Considering we are all seeing it and on different browsers its not a browser issue, its probably a plugin issue on the web server.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 11:01 am

According to Wikipedia

Nonce, a slang term chiefly used in Britain for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children. 

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 12:48 pm

You know this how?

KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:05 am

This is the last I will speak about the game and this play last Sunday because its a new week and its run its course. But, if you think the strip sack was on the O line during this play, PLEASE watch this whole video. And listen to the people that have played the position and in the league and have actual creds to talk about it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:08 am

I don’t think it was on the OL.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
14 September 2023 10:10 am

I didn’t either, but for some reason we need to watch this play everyday a few times.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 10:13 am

Just wanting to make sure the naysayers open their eyes before we move on. Im sure we will have a similar play to analyze come 10pm tonight’s, so get ready for that one lol

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:21 am

Make sure for what who cares.
All QB’s need to pick up zero and zero blitzes If for nothing else, their own health.
That aside, I’m pretty sure every single QB that has ever played – Brady, Montana Manning, you name em – have all missed picking a blitz like this up. It happens to them all.
And by 10 pm I more concerned with seeing some of Lifer’s posts showing some ole blocks

NoDakRube
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 10:26 am

NO BRADY never missed picking a blitz up….Cousins is slow and stupid and should be benched for Hall.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 10:29 am

Make sure they see something thats actually on Cousins and to acknowledge that, thats all. I want them to type out “That was on Cousins” one time, just once. And then I might ease up on posts like this. If you’re wondering if im that petty, yes, yes I am.

NoDakRube
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:32 am

I agree, Cousins could have done better job of adjusting to that Blitz.

I think there were back to back missed throws from a clean pocket in the 2nd half that led to a 3 and out. Clearly Cousins fault…

I think Cousins is a very, very good QB. Top 10 for sure.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
14 September 2023 10:36 am

Agreed except the last sentence. But thats obvious. No need to talk further on that.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:47 am

That is sort of petty. But on the other hand, if Cousins makes a spectacular play, you’ll be the first to post and rave about it. Then you’re not petty.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 11:12 am

When the bad plays cost you the game, it matters. If he made a good play to win the game, id acknowledge that. You also have to remember I am posting coming from the camp where I believe Cousins cant win a NFCCG, let alone get to and win a bowl. So until he does that, he will never be enough in my eyes. And im man enough to admit that. So no im not going to shoot fireworks off every time he makes a good throw in a small time game.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 11:17 am

To each his own.
My take – good play, call it, bad play call it.
Overall and the NFCCO or SB, I’m a trenches guy.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 11:19 am

To each their own.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:08 am

Totally false. #NeverKirksFault.

freezeyface
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:20 am

i actually blame the front office for not drafting winfield jr.

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 10:21 am

Sameeeee thats still a sore spot for me

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 10:59 am

So do I Rick was so anti gopher, glad he got fired

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:20 am

“Did the OL give up a sack or did #8 just skip the blitz meeting on Tuesday?”

Boone is hilarious.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
14 September 2023 10:25 am

I think #8 also missed the meeting where you are instructed tp protect the ball from your own guard swiping it out.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 10:30 am

Both can be true. Life isnt black and white.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:43 am

No shit, nuance is not in high demand around here.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 10:45 am

Ahhh, you’re learning! Boy the DN back in 2016 would have ate you alive lol.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 10:48 am

in 2016 I was one tough son of a bitch. I’m a pussy now.

benjammin
Admin
14 September 2023 9:40 am

To Whoever the people responsible for this nonce business

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No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 9:36 am

Tonight’s game will be telling IMO. We should not have lost to Tampa at home. Period. The offense didn’t score enough, and I don’t know if it was poor planning, poor execution, poor play calling, or all three combined that caused it.

All I know is, if the offense can’t score points, this team is in deep trouble. KOC better have some answers tonight. I know this is a tough defense, on a short week, and an away game. You had all off-season to get the offense ready, and you blew it last week completely.

If we can’t run the ball tonight, and can’t do more than throw TE screens that get blown up, it’s gonna be a long season.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 9:38 am

Yes

poor planning, poor execution, poor play calling, or all three combined that caused it.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 9:46 am

No doubt we need to score – a lot.
Don’t disagree with your take, but there was some pretty unusual plays against us in that game.
Now, the Eagles present a different challenge – like or guards against Carter and Cox. This would be a big task even if we were hitting on all cylinders. Just saying, we may not completely put it together tonight, and still be OK in longer run.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 10:05 am

The things is yes it’s a tough defense on a short week but DAMNIT, we should be looked at as an issue as an offense to play for as well. I hate that there isn’t that narrative.

No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 9:28 am

Been trying to post, but the Nonce thing is killin me.

Little factoid here for all… last week the two most blitzed QB’s in the league were Kirk Cousins… and Baker Mayfield. Cousins was blitzed 21 times and Mayfield was blitzed 19. Mayfield was sacked once and hit twice. Cousins was sacked twice and hit 9 times.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 9:29 am

Dont complain about the free web site

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 9:37 am

Not complaining, explaining… I’m good with a free site.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 9:45 am

He can complain about porn hub all he wants!

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
14 September 2023 9:54 am

That site is never down, they are an essential website.

freezeyface
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 9:54 am

GATEKEEPERRRRRRRRRR

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 9:59 am

Now thats an old reference. Nonce

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
14 September 2023 9:34 am

Ingram was responsible for most of those hits, he sucks, cut him.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:35 am

Doubt iggles need to blitz.

Edgecrusher71
14 September 2023 9:18 am

Place must be run by a bunch of lazy liberal millennials who haven’t woke up. Let’s wake them up… POLITICS, POLITICS, POLITICS, RELIGION, RELIGION, RELIGION, OTHER THINGS MADE UP BY HUMANS, OTHER THINGS MADE UP BY HUMANS, OTHER THINGS MADE UP BY HUMNS!!!!!!!!

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
14 September 2023 9:24 am

please speak more to these humns, or is that something you just made up

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 9:44 am

hahaha, good catch. I don’t spel guud.

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 9:10 am

I’m going to go cut grass…be back in a few hours.

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:12 am

thors hammer guy’s ears just perked up (i don’t know how to spell his name properly)

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 9:25 am

Mjonlib

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:54 am

oh that’s a good one.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:29 am

Good ol Lifer, mowin some butt holes.

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 9:02 am

So for the nonce thing if you are getting it…just keep mashing the post button and eventually it will post the comment. I’ve had to log off and reset a couple times to get things reset.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:10 am

Yeah I have to hit the post comment twice to make it go through

norseman1
norseman1
14 September 2023 8:45 am

WTH is going on?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
14 September 2023 9:00 am

My guess GF is cleaning out an abandoned property, MIck is trying to get through to his homeowners insurance company about his flood coverage and Skolly’s wife has him locked in a box with a ball gag and leather gimp suit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:11 am

LOL about skolly

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:14 am

hey to each their own….

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
14 September 2023 9:00 am

The free website we shouldnt be biching about because its free is shitting the bed. Go figure.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 9:04 am

Yeah….about that.

Spoiler
New member subscription fees monthly $4.99, annual $50.00

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:30 am

If its on a different platform that has good features and doesnt run like ass, i would pay that.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 9:09 am

If the site needs money for sustainability, perhaps there’s a way folks can pony up some money as needed.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 9:14 am

Who’s bitchin? Just explain.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
14 September 2023 9:18 am

anyone who says ANYTHING. duh.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 8:52 am

Best matchup might be gophers Tar Heels, gophers defense is legit, be interesting to see maye against it

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 8:56 am

Yeah I think it probably is the best of the day. NC is going to mop the floor with them I hate to tell ya.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:08 am

Yeah I don’t think the gophers win, but it’ll be strength on strength when NC is on offense and weakness in weakness when gophers are on offense.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:10 am

yeah Tar Heels always have a decent offense and pure shit on defense.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 8:55 am

Testing

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:06 am

I hate cheering for Penn State but boy do i hope they put a whooping on the stupid hawkeyes

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 9:09 am

I will never hope for a rape state win, even when they play Iowa. Never.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:11 am

i feel guilty about it.

and to set the record clear, i am definitely against rape.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 9:27 am

I will hate Penn state forever for what they allowed to happen, so many children’s lives destroyed forever.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:55 am

insanely sick isn’t it?
money corrupts souls.

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 8:08 am

This site is craptastic the past few days. Goes dark you can’t post or refresh. Now I’m getting nonce is invalid and can’t post comments half the time. Are developers working on something or is mick and Skolly screwing around with shit?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 8:10 am

I got the nonce thing too. Not sure what it means Something is up.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 8:36 am

I’ve yet to have the nonce thing happen and I must have missed the site going dark. Was that yesterday? I was outside all day helping the old man as it was the nicest day of the year down here.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
14 September 2023 8:39 am

It was yesterday, you probably just missed the periods it was doing it. Something isn’t right not sure what.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 8:53 am

Well skolly isn’t for sure, he quit. GF is still decomposing so I guess it’s mick

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 8:57 am

They had some bad weather in Duluth Tuesday night…Mick’s been MIA so I think the system is got something going on with itself.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 9:07 am

That makes sense, plus his wife just delivered another baby. Seems like they’re all preoccupied with other stuff

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 7:52 am

Just change the date above to the 14th and we’ll roll with this thread. Day has begun already and we’re on our way to discussing the game tonight.

Plus Kfey has to stare in to Kirk’s crotch above some more.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 8:12 am

Ha! KFEY does have a thing for Kirk’s crotch…I am sure of it.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
14 September 2023 9:16 am

huh, i wonder who is downvoting those comments haha

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
14 September 2023 9:37 am

some loser lurker afraid to actually comment

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
14 September 2023 9:56 am

don’t call kfey a loser!

DE Viking
14 September 2023 7:30 am

JRobert
JRobert
14 September 2023 7:26 am

fir amount of gloom and doom this week – understandable And odds are we lose to night,but that was expected.
On the positive, throw in the towel for one off game?
Take Detroit, their offense scored 14 points against a Chief defense without Jones. Not sure that defense is any better than Tampa’s.
Detroit’ defense – no Kelce and a barrage of dropped passes.
Season ain’t over. We need to get our act together though.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 7:30 am

Vikings will be at .500 by mid season and the kool aide will be back in hopes of a playoff spot for the second half.

Won’t shock me if the Vikings win. It’s the NFL

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
14 September 2023 7:32 am

Well it will shock the shit out of me. I give them a 5% chance winning tonight. Hurts would have to get knocked out of the game or go in to Josh Allen mode and bumble the game away and Kirk and JJ would have to have a career night torching their defense. Nothing about this match up say the VIkings are competitive much less win.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 7:39 am

Probably right.
Just me – I’d start in 22 personnel with just JJ out wide. If he gets man, max protection and throw ii down the field. Complete or not do the same next down etc. We will hit some. When they adjust coverage, power running with our added TE and fullback.
I like our odds better with max protection and JJ in man coverage.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
14 September 2023 7:52 am

Exactly…call plays that the rules are in your favor, passing downfield with JJ and inexperienced corners you may get a catch / big play, a PI or worse case a incompletion. INT’s are not a killer if you throw deep enough it’s more or less a short punt.

I want to see less screens and more drag routes and 12 personnel runs to the edges. Get these big motherfuckers on their dline running and gassed out. Do not run between the tackles FFS.

I have zero faith in KOC’s play calling right now but we’ll see what we get.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 7:59 am

we don’t have Ham and Oliver on the team for their looks.
I like our 5 wide sets, but don’t think we can block it.
You’re right – this running up the middle and tight TE screens. What’s the logic of this? Our weakness is IOL
I think the Eagles are full of bluster and will try to cover JJ with Slay. Let’s go after him then.

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 7:14 am

Lol…what it must be like to have such a dominating defense your LT is rooting for the oppositions offense.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 7:18 am

Yea – thoughtful. But also, maybe he wanted a little rest before he had to go back on the field. Can’r blame him.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 7:06 am

Didn’t he help get the ring to Mordor?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
14 September 2023 7:09 am

He looks like someone I haven’t quite figured it out yet but that’s close.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 7:15 am

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 6:38 am

lol…..7:37 am EDT no daily thread….how fitting.

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JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 6:45 am

That’s funny, I see the DN isn’t posting threads until 9-10 now.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
14 September 2023 6:48 am

Straight disrespect for the east coast time zone and old fucks who get up early.

I use to post a thread when it fell through the cracks from Mick and Brad but they took my author status away for reasons never communicated. So here we are.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 6:50 am

We have a bunch of ageists around here.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
14 September 2023 7:01 am

I’ve been doing a lot of research on cultures that respect their elders and those that do not. The stark differences in how well their societies function are stark. You can imagine when a society rewards and covets the young, brash and inexperienced and casts aside the old and wiser elders how things turn out. America is on the decline big time and we deserve what we get.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 6:59 am

VikingPhilip
Reply to  JacksonVike
14 September 2023 7:31 am

Yay! Let’s be like the DN!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 6:56 am

Lifer
Admin
14 September 2023 6:17 am

You know what…good for Baker! I hope he turns it around in Tampa and gets his career back on track. He played great, made the plays that were there, protected the ball and ran physically to move the sticks to win the game. Vikings were their own worst enemy as usual that’s who they’ve been historically and who they will always be. Losers.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 6:30 am

Please no.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
14 September 2023 6:36 am

It would be sooooo fitting for this can’t get out of your own way franchise.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 6:57 am

Yep, bringing in Murray would be a classic Vikings move.

Mjolnir
13 September 2023 7:37 pm

Gooooose Evening Ragnar Ragers!

Been in and out today – good old fashioned yard work at the old man’s place. Now I’m home with the mutt, feet up and about to go to the freakin’ moon thanks to the good people at Zig Zag….

What’d we miss today?

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mjolnir
13 September 2023 8:32 pm

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VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 7:28 pm

I feel a little dirty as I gave Lifer several thumbs up today.

Nothing here
Love you Lifer, even though you hate fat people.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 5:36 am

I really don’t hate overweight people. Actually I understand the physical and mental aspects of being overweight going to school and becoming a certified nutritionist and personal trainer.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Lifer
14 September 2023 7:29 am

Of course I’m messing with you. Enjoy the partial comment as today I may be back to hating you.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 7:30 am

*compliment.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
14 September 2023 7:31 am

That is if we ever get a new daily thread.

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Lifer
Admin
13 September 2023 6:13 pm

I’ll end this thread today with the honest to god truth. Goodnight.

https://twitter.com/jjetszn/status/1701993419143274902?s=61&t=MSJjCAC7RYtUNOadOBqDvw

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 6:21 pm

Ok troll

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 7:27 pm

.

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KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 8:39 pm

Lifer
Admin
13 September 2023 5:57 pm

Bawahahahah…tell us something we don’t already know.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 8:45 pm

I liked the attitude he brought to the Vikes, but once 2017 happened, that attitude turned into cocky/douche territory. You would think all these losses would be humbling for the guy but…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 7:04 am

Well in his mind none of them have anything to do with him. They are in spite of him because he doesn’t game a qb as good as Case anymore.

norseman1
norseman1
13 September 2023 3:26 pm

Place is deader than a doornail. I login to DN?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
13 September 2023 3:29 pm

Just can’t get excited about another mediocre season. No hope for anything better than a playoff loss.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 3:43 pm

I was telling people to prep for this feeling in like…June and July lol. Its far from a SB roster far from a team that could compete to GET to a SB. I know its hard to be a bummer before game one but, you can look forward to football and the games and still view things realistically. Also I cant get excited until we have a new rookie QB. Because I know where our ceiling will always be at until then.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 7:29 pm

I prefer not to be depressed year round. But thanks anyway.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 7:43 pm

Not depressed, just not excited and there are better things worry worry about than if the Vikings will get the chance to lose in the forest round of the playoffs. It’s September which means elk season.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 8:47 pm

Boom ^ nailed it. Got my Buck tag this year. Invest more when there is more to invest in to. This roster and QB aint it.

KFEY93
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 8:46 pm

If you are depressed with out Football thats on you. Travel, try new things, live life. The Vikes ARE my depression lol.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
14 September 2023 5:31 am

100%!! Well said and true!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 4:14 pm

This is where Fantasy Football helps me, at least for a few more weeks until I am eliminated from playoff contention.

Play all the players on my roster that are opposing the Viking or Cards and I have a chance.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
13 September 2023 4:26 pm

DN even more dead

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
13 September 2023 5:48 pm

For the second time today this site went dark. I finally just logged off and went to the gym.

norseman1
norseman1
13 September 2023 3:20 pm

Twins lose. 76-70 with a 7 game lead. LMFAO.

KFEY93
Reply to  norseman1
13 September 2023 3:25 pm

They will have 84-85ish wins. Offense didnt take advantage of errors in the late innings but they were tied all the way until the 9th. Wasnt an awful game.

norseman1
norseman1
13 September 2023 3:18 pm

Guess some boys won’t get game tomorrow, think it’s Prime or NFL+. I get local on FOX. Think i will swear early and often.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  norseman1
13 September 2023 3:25 pm

Remember the 80 Olympics against the Russians.

norseman1
norseman1
13 September 2023 3:05 pm

Hi Skolholes. Hate to bust your bubble or rain on parade. We don’t have a snowballs chance in hell tomorrow. Book it.

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
13 September 2023 3:10 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 3:14 pm

Been wrong in life. Just once, when i married.

Lifer
Admin
13 September 2023 2:51 pm
DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 4:16 pm

Ok.
So why wasn’t Kirk able to do this and burn the TB defense if it is this common?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 4:38 pm

It’s weird that bowells came out and said before the game they were going to blitz when Vikings went shotgun, the Winfield strip sack came in… you guessed it, shotgun

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 5:49 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 8:49 pm

I think this is a cover and it was Bowells that knew what was going on and relaying it to Baker, Baker is not smart enough to pick up on these things on his own. This is Tampa trying to pump up their QB, the air is going to get let out of the tire when they lose 7 straight.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 2:38 pm

..annnnd who is this?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 2:40 pm

Escaped convict that has been on the lam for a week. He murder his girlfriend and was sent to prison and escaped in the first week.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 3:00 pm

Yeah looks like a winner. Is he a Philly native?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 3:04 pm

No he’s from Brazil originally where he’s also wanted on murder charges. Prison was in PA he went on the lam probably stole that hoodie to blend in with the rest of the degenerates.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 4:26 pm

He’s also an illegal immigrant

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 5:50 pm

Murderers and rapists…oh and a few million hard working contributors to our society.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 6:23 pm

I am 100% for immigrants, but we need to ensure safety and complete the process to ensure they aren’t a threat.

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 8:50 pm

The legal ones for the last part of your sentence. The millions your buddy in the white house let in for the first part.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 2:53 pm

If he’s out for good behavior by game time, maybe an honoree at halftime.

DE Viking
13 September 2023 1:38 pm

This should add fuel to the fire around here.

The Vikings won’t have at least one of their starting offensive linemen for Thursday’s game against the Eagles and may have another sidelined.

Minnesota has declared center Garrett Bradbury out for Week 2 with a back injury. Left tackle Christian Darrisaw (ankle) and edge rusher Marcus Davenport (ankle) are both questionable for the contest.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 1:43 pm

Did Darrisaw leave the game with the injury before the half then ended up playing in the second half until the end?

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 1:44 pm

i thought he only missed like 6 snaps.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 1:44 pm

Not sure.
I don’t recall Darrisaw leaving the game for any long stretch of time.

It is only “questionable” which doesn’t mean much in today’s NFL.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 1:46 pm

Yes

VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 12:44 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 12:45 pm

If we could get rid of the horse, we could stop beating it.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 12:53 pm

No we’d just beat something else

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 12:54 pm

At least it would be something else, and I don’t want to know what you’re beating at your house.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 3:53 pm

I’m at a hotel by capital hill, not beating anything at the moment

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 1:43 pm

Might replace the horse with a donkey.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
13 September 2023 1:48 pm

Some donkeys are better than some horses.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 1:46 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 1:23 pm

good news, we (my church, and i’m a part of the search committee) found a new pastor for our church.
thought you might be interested in knowing that.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 1:29 pm

From the Cities area or outstate?

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 2:02 pm

out of state. louisiana boy. he is going to HATE our winters

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 2:10 pm

You ain’t kidding.
That will be culture shock for him and possibly your congregation.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 2:11 pm

he went to the same seminary as our late pastor, so he will fit right in. more culture shock for him for sure.
excited to take him ice fishing haha

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 2:15 pm

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 2:33 pm

Which seminary?

freezeyface
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 2:38 pm

the masters seminary out of california

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 2:29 pm

Good news!

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 3:35 pm

Happy to hear that! Finding new pastors is difficult.

We hired one from California just recently, he was anxious to move his young family out of that liberal cesspool – said he doesn’t care how damn cold the winters are….we shall see.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
13 September 2023 3:44 pm

There was a church in a town close to me that their pastor died. After 2 years of searching, they gave up and closed down.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 3:38 pm

I can preach, good at it.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 4:11 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 September 2023 1:27 pm

Yeah, the OL excuse is pretty tiresome.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 1:32 pm

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Big Stupid Face
13 September 2023 10:55 am

If this is already posted, of well.

Top 10 pass pro line!!!!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
13 September 2023 11:01 am

Hang the banner

DE Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
13 September 2023 11:04 am

Can’t be top 10.
The OL sucks.

How can SF be 24th yet still dominated the game?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
13 September 2023 11:36 am

Can’t be.

its always their fault.

Lifer
Admin
13 September 2023 10:37 am

Here is a good summary of what happened on the Cousins strip sack turnover play that has been heavily debated here today. This is from Andrew Krammer at the Star Tribune.

AK: Nobody has publicly put the Antoine Winfield Jr. sack-fumble on right guard Ed Ingram, but Tampa’s pre-snap look clearly duped the Vikings’ protection plan. Winfield disguised his intentions and made it look like he was dropping into coverage before blitzing.


This could be on center Austin Schlottmann, who was replacing the injured Garrett Bradbury. Minnesota’s protection schemes aren’t a simple “slide left” or “slide right,” rather a “sort side” or a “man side,” as offensive coordinator Wes Phillips explained during training camp. When four linemen slide left, they’re sorting out who to block based on the pre-snap identification of rushers. Fullback C.J. Ham fills in the middle, and RBs are generally coached to pick up the blitzer closest to center/quarterback.


In the clip below, watch how the Bucs show five rushers to the “sort” or left side. Tampa Bay duped the Vikings because they drop the left tackle’s edge rusher into coverage and blitz Winfield from the right side. The Vikings think they’re sorting through the five rushers on the left, when they end up moving five blockers to pick up four rushers.




With all that said, the Vikings need Ingram and Schlottmann to be better on Thursday night in Philadelphia. On the opening third down, Ingram appeared to blow a twist pickup that surrendered immediate pressure. He had the “freak accident,” as he said, of punching the ball out of Cousins’ hands. Some of Ingram’s problems appear to be vision and communication, which in theory should be fixable. But those issues compound when facing a blitz-heavy team like the Buccaneers (and when on the road in a loud environment).

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:40 am

whoever wrote this is CLEARLY a kirk homer, as he obviously doesn’t know that EVERYTHING is kirks fault.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:41 am

So at the end of the day…the oline blocked to the left, Bucs dropped the left end in to coverage and blitzed from the right. Ingram should have picked up the MLB, Ham should have waited a tick before blocking the middle and waited for a delayed blitz from the left. Cousins was right the oline fucked it up, center and RG blocked the same guy leaving the MLB a clear path to the QB and forced the FB to save the day thus leaving Cousins wide open to get blasted.

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:05 am

TL;DR version…..

The OL got beat on that play and Kirk failed to secure the ball when sacked.
Yep. That’s it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 11:42 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 12:00 pm

Does it matter?
Sometimes the defense out plays the OL on any particular play.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 3:37 pm

WHO CARES???? 4 AMERICANS ARE DEAD!!! IT DOESN”T MATTER HOW THEY DIED

Hillary Clinton

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
13 September 2023 3:50 pm

The Clinton’s have killed more people than Covid

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:07 am

It’s on Kirk. Vikes are in 6 man protection, Bucs sent 7. Who’s responsible for the 7th man? The QB.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 11:13 am

I should elaborate, because the guy on Darrisaw comes off it is really a 6 man rush but at the time that the 7th guy triggers it appears 7 to the offense it’s not like the whole OL can trade, bounce whatever you want to call it at that point. It’s either on Kirk or the OC/WR for there not being any hot or escape route.

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 11:18 am

I literally posted a video yesterday were some WHO PLAYED IN THE NFL broke this sack down. And its on Kirk. All the linemen blocked left and matched up with their man. Ham blocked the DB coming up the middle WHICH he should do first, because they will get to the QB before the blitzing CB. The QBs job is to know that that CB is lined up with no help behind up (probably blitzing) and be prepared for him to blitz, and either throw the ball away, move out of the pocket, or throw to a hot route. There was no hot route (failed play design there, thats on KOC) but everything else after is ON KIRK

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 11:31 am

Glad to know I am as smart as guys who play in the NFL…

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 11:33 am

The problem is he thought (incorrectly) they were coming with a zero blitz and they brought Plus one. He assumed he had backside coverage from Ham but they brought two blitzers from that side instead of one.
A lot of teams and QB’s are going to have a problem on a blitz like that that is well executed. It also helps that QB reads from the play were away from the blitz.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 11:40 am

Yeah I think it’s more of credit to the defense for right play, right time but at the end of the day what looked like 7 coming with 6 in protection, Kirk or play design are responsible for that perceived 7th guy.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 11:46 am

Nope.

Cant be.

it is unpossible to comprehend without a Vikings OL player to be mad at.

kirko does not make mistakes.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mick
13 September 2023 12:05 pm

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Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 11:48 am

That is a lot of it…Bowles watching a shit ton of tape and knows at that down and distance how the protection scheme will be executed and he took a gamble sending two blitzers and it paid off.

It was 6 on protection but Ingram and Schlott blocked the same guy, the LB came up the middle untouched. That is ultimately where the breakdown happened, Ingram should have peeled off watching that MLB who’s standing and delaying his blitz right in front of him and that allows Ham to hold and pick up any 7th blitzer. Kirk is tying to complete a pass so his eyes have to be downfield but the only fault I have on him is knowing how the defense was set if the safety comes off the right he could be in trouble.

They just beat us on that one plain and simple.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 12:18 pm

Bowles made a good call. But these calls can backfire.
If we had a play call where Kirks first read was to the right, JJ runs a hot route at the post and there’s no one there to stop him.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 12:36 pm

Justifies looking JJ’s way more often to catch an aggressive defense gambling. No instead Kirk is looking left at the Oliver 3 yrd dig route.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 12:39 pm

No, JJ would get too big of an ego. Need to make sure he remembers that he is nothing without Kirk.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 12:45 pm

Believe play call directs Kirk’s first read.
And, if I was dialing up plays, would have schemes where JJ is first read.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 11:43 am

Ham picked up who he should have, the DB coming from the middle. They get to the QB quicker than CBs off the edge.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 11:45 am

What should have happened was Ingram picks up the LB and ham picks up Winfield

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 12:39 pm

In an ideal world, but perfect protections are rare. Yes, he would have picked him up, Ham gets Winfield, and maybe something happens. JJs route was kind of pointless in the play, at least from that one angle behind the LOS, he should have been an hot route.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 11:47 am

that’s correct – Ham did what he should do.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 12:50 pm

Does anyone else remember Winfield Sr. doing this when he was a Viking? I believe it was against the Lions and he did it twice in one game, maybe back to back drives.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
13 September 2023 12:55 pm

Winfield used to blitz from the slot all the time, even had a strip sack and returned it for a TD against Chicago I believe

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 1:00 pm

Pretty sure he had one against Philly with Mike Vick at QB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 1:02 pm

JacksonVike
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 1:10 pm

I believe this is the one I was thinking of. I believe he got another strip sack on the following drive, coming from the opposite side.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 3:53 pm

That’s what I’m remembering

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 4:46 pm

Ummm I mentioned that Winfield presented a look that he was in coverage, not blitzing. Lifer said he was creeping up and Cousins should have hit a hot route.

This guy is wrong here though. The center indeed sets the protection as described, but there’s no way the center would adjust protection the way he describes. No center in the league is going to shift the protection to the right because the safety might blitz. That would leave the edge rusher with an open shot on the QB. No way a center could guess the edge rusher is going to drop into coverage and the safety rushes. It was a good defensive play by the Bucs.

KOC used the term “un-scouted” look. This is what he meant. There was no film history on this defensive rush pattern by the Bucs. Thus they did not have a plan for it. In the first few games of the season, teams can employ this tactic. Once it’s on film though, teams have it in their game plan.

My guess here is, the Bucs prepared for the Vikings watching last years offensive play calling and recognized an opportunity with this particular formation. When the Vikings lined up, Winfield took his position and executed on the snap.

stuman55
13 September 2023 10:34 am

Legit do believe that the defense has the speed to keep up with the Eagles, and I’m not overly worried about the WR’s tbh. Big issue will be D line manning up and not getting owned, pushed back into the LB’s. Going to be tough in LB’s get pushed out of the play and we rely on DB’s to tackle hurts.

Offense will do fine as long as Kurt doesn’t hold the ball, cuz lord knows he won’t have a lot of time to set up camp back there.

freezeyface
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 10:35 am

i think hurts is gonna run all over us. or have all the time in the world to throw.

could be ugly.

could be ok.

we shall see.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 11:47 am

I think that will be the difference, that is having LBs/Safety’s on the field who can keep up with Hurts rather than the lumbering turds of old.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
13 September 2023 11:50 am

i think hurts is gonna obliterate Pace jr.

Lifer
Admin
13 September 2023 10:06 am

Something is not adding up here. So if the Oline played protection fairly well as this indicates then either the play calling wasn’t good OR the QB did not execute. Not talking about why we won or lost…that was simply because of turnovers we know that but this points to the pass protection being acceptable.

I will say what is not being mentioned enough…Kirk threw 44 times…we ran 17 times.

That is as unbalanced as a lib at a maga rally.

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:12 am

I think they need to add hits on QB before 3-4 seconds is a HUGE hit to the score.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:13 am

Who does these ratings? Just look at your posts over the last couple of days and all the ole blocks. Doesn’t matter ifd everyone blocks great on a play, bit if just one guys whiffs – it’s screwed.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 10:23 am

There are 3 different sites referenced above, PFF, ESPN, SIS to create a rolled up average score. Better than just one site’s opinions but my take away is offensive line protection across the board is bad or below average in the NFL and that aligns with not being able to find and field good Olinemen anymore.

Defenses have created the advantage and the athletes they field are taking advantage of it big time.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:06 am

Read a comment form Belichick on this grading – if you don’t know the play and the blocking scheme, don’t see how they can evaluate the blocking.
Seemed to make sense.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:39 am

Must not account for Ingram’s strip sack of Kirk

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:44 am

Nor should it, that wasn’t a pass protection issue.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:44 am

according to some, that wasn’t ingram’s fault…

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 11:05 am

Not his fault.

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:53 am

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Surly Viking
Admin
13 September 2023 10:00 am

Not sure why people are wondering about the score.
38-7 Poop eaters. And the poop eaters will feast, since this team is

HUNViking
Reply to  Surly Viking
13 September 2023 10:07 am

I’m afraid this is how it will play out. Poop eaters will be too much to handle for the Vikes.

Hope the Purple can surprise us for once in a positive way, but definitely not holding my breath. 0-2 start to the season, DOOM.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
13 September 2023 10:08 am

Why is Jeff Goldblum standing in front of a Philly all you can eat buffet?

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:26 am

He’s a fan, maybe? :shrug:

benjammin
Admin
13 September 2023 9:44 am

anyone know what something called suicide boys is? They had a concert by the restaurant I was eating at last night and it was like 75% skanky looking goth 16-20 year old girls

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:46 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 9:50 am

That does not help

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:52 am

it should. that picture alone tells me they are the biggest douche bags

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 9:58 am

I assumed such, just curious what genre of music they play to attract that crowd, like goth boy band?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:05 am

gay goth boy band

actually i think hip hop. or rap crap as my old coworker would say

HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 10:09 am

They do look like crap rap and/or hip hop, probably gay too.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 10:11 am

Can’t spell crap without rap.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:50 am

Yeah, they are terrible. To make things worse they spell the firsts S and the last S in boys with a $.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:55 am

Gotta admit I got a things for tats and piercings ( to an extent, gauges and all of that shit is too much) But the right tats and piercings….me likey.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 9:57 am

I’m not complaining, just curious what kind of band attracts women dressed like that

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:14 am

Usually edgy moody ones. I like punk girls, goth and emo can be WAY too much. And Goth music is…pretty shit.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 10:40 am

I like my chemical romance, are they goth?

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:55 am

Eh, yes but not on the extreme side. Im not a big fan.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 11:00 am

I’m not a huge fan but really like a couple of their songs

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 11:53 am

love me some MCR

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 12:57 pm

I like don’t love them, didn’t know who they even were told I heard welcome to the black parade on the movie clerks 3

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:30 am

there was a time in my younger years that crowd would have interested me. Always been a jock myself…but sheesh when I was in high school/college they intrigued me…

freezeyface
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 10:54 am

“jock”

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 11:04 am

I never understood some of these labels. Was I Jock in high school because I played sports, was decent at them, lived in the weight room, 2x All State football, State Track shot putter, team captain in both track and football… at the same time dressed in mostly black with heavy metal band T-shirts, my friends were guys I was in bands with, not so much my teammates but got along better with the skaters, the stoners (I didn’t smoke)… So was I a jock?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 11:42 am

Greaser

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 11:55 am

probably still pulls out the letterman jacket on cool fall days…

“i could still shot put over those mountains there”

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 12:15 pm

lol, I didn’t like track. Head Football coach was the throwers coach and sophomore year he told me I’m going out for track. So I went out for track haha.

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 1:32 pm

how heavy are those shot puts. is that what they are even called? i know nothing about track and field

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 1:40 pm

12 lbs for mens. 8 lbs for females. College for men goes to 16 lbs.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 1:42 pm

So a man can transition to a woman and easily become the women’s champion?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 3:56 pm

Imagine how many Olympic gold medals he’d have is he transitioned back when competing. Though he is against men I’m women sports.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 12:58 pm

You don’t? I wear mine proudly as a 4 year letterman

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 12:14 pm

HA! I was for sure more of a greaser than a soc.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 1:02 pm

Ok pony boy!

Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 9:40 am

Headed to Chicago this weekend with a buddy for Riotfest on Saturday. Bands I am hoping to see Sleep Token, Pennywise (they play the same time as Sleep Token ugh!), Queens of the Stone Age, ICP (I loved ICP in middle school haha), Bowling For Soup (they play early, might not make the 8-9 hour drive in time lol). The bands I found from just seeing the bands there that I hadn’t heard before that have been a fun listen are Frank Turner, PUP, and Rival Schools.

Sunday is Danzig and Behemoth!!!!! I get to go backstage after the show and get drunk on scotch with Behemoth’s drummer. We always get together when they tour the US and hang and share scotch. I’ve had a 30 year Bowmore saved for like 3.5 years because he told me about how 80s Bowmore is so different from other Bowmores. This one is from Single Cask Nation. If anyone here enjoys any kind of spirits, bourbon, Mezcal, Bourbon, Scotch. Become a member of Single Cask Nation. Membership is free and you can get access to some of these amazing one off bottles. And a bottle of Ballechin Manzanilla Cask. It is very difficult to find any Ballechin that isn’t their typical 10 year in America. Minneapolis is about the only place in the country I could find something that wasn’t just their 10 year, a place had 4 of these bottles, I bought 3 haha. The drummer also told me about Ballechin, so fitting I bring these two bottles.

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benjammin
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Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 9:51 am

Have fun, hopefully you don’t get shot out there in Chiraq.

JacksonVike
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 9:52 am

TL;DR, RIP

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 9:56 am

Id see SleepToken, their sound is wild. Would be curious how their live show is.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 10:09 am

Yeah, what an interestingly cool combination that when you say it shouldn’t work but it absolutely does. Mixing R n B elements with Djenty metal… and it goes seamless!

HUNViking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 10:00 am

Pure and heartfelt envy, since Behemoth is one of my favorite bands. Have fun, enjoy the bands and that Bowmore (I happen to like Bowmore a lot, as well)! 🤘

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  HUNViking
13 September 2023 10:08 am

A couple questions. What area of the world do you live in? If you like Scotch and Behemoth. Next time if they are in let’s say Minneapolis and that is where you live, come with man. Hanging with Inferno after the show is always a blast! Have you had 80s Bowmore? I have not and have been sitting on this bottle since 2019 lol. I’m excited!

HUNViking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 10:17 am

I live in Austria mostly, spending time in Hungary as much as possible as I was born there. Would love to make it to Minneapolis one day for a Vikings game, we’ll see if I ever manage to do that.

Never had 80ies Bowmore, just the regular off the shelf stuff I can get my hands on.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  HUNViking
13 September 2023 10:35 am

Damn that’s right we already talked about this before. My bad. But yeah I guess 80s Bowmore is really polarizing and extremely different. There are some great websites that ship world wide like Whisky International

Check and see if they will ship to you. The guy who runs it Simon is great to work with.

HUNViking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 10:46 am

No worries, mate. I’ll let you know if I ever make it to the US, would love to have a beer with you 🍻

Thanks for the tip, I’ll check out those websites!

DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:36 am

LOL…..
Not even practical at this point.

The devastating torn Achilles tendon suffered by Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers in only his fourth snap with the team has prioritized the grass vs. turf debate.

NFL Players Association executive director Lloyd Howell, in his first public comments of significance in his new position, has issued a statement calling for every NFL field to consist of real, actual grass.

“Moving all stadium fields to high quality natural grass surfaces is the easiest decision the NFL can make,” Howell said.

“The players overwhelmingly prefer it and the data is clear that grass is simply safer than artificial turf. It is an issue that has been near the top of the players’ list during my team visits and one I have raised with the NFL.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:38 am

Indoor stadiums should just go back to astro turf. You don’t like the new turf? Screw you, you can play on concrete again.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:43 am

LOL.

I mean playing in Minnesota and Green Bay from November on is/will be like playing on cement, even with the underground heaters.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:51 am

Right? Use some fucking common sense.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:53 am

November is fine but after that it isn’t.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:28 am

oh ok turf expert

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:31 am

You can grow grass in November in Minny?
I don’t remember ever having to mow the lawn after mid October.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 10:46 am

They play college football at the open air gophers stadium until the end of November so they somehow get it to stay serviceable

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 11:06 am

don’t they have field turf there?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
13 September 2023 11:19 am

No it’s grass

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 11:26 am

The playing surface is FieldTurf, an infilled artificial turf, and the brick wall surrounding the playing field was made possible by an alumni donation of $500,000.



benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 11:30 am

Must have changed it even the Vikings played there, I know they installed heating under it at that time

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 11:33 am

Yep.
I don’t think it was ever grass.

As part of the agreement with the Vikings, new field turf was installed at TCF Bank Stadium prior to the 2014 season. This was done to allow the addition of heating coils under the field as well as to make sure the design of the field allowed for complete transitions between Gophers/NCAA and Vikings/NFL markings and logos. All of these changes were paid for by the Vikings.

The reason we’re getting a new set of turf now is that it was also a condition of the agreement with the Vikings. The agreement the University and the Vikings signed also specified that at the end of the stadium sharing period, new turf that met the Gophers specifications would be installed (again, paid for by the Vikings).

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 3:57 pm

i could swear when I went to the first game ever at that stadium it was grass, that was almost 15 years ago though

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 11:32 am

i think you are ON grass

JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:49 am

What is Chicago going to do?

Moving all stadium fields to high quality natural grass surfaces is the easiest decision the NFL can make,” Howell said.

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
13 September 2023 9:51 am

Or Heinz field.
Remember they cancelled/delayed a game because the field was shitty.
Am I remembering that right?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:52 am

How the hell are you going to maintain grass in Minneapolis December through to February?

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:53 am

Well, Met stadium was around until like 1980.

But yeah, it will be like playing on concrete.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 10:00 am

I am not old enough to know what that was like

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:03 am

Decent stadium. Way better than the Metrodome for football imo.

DE Viking
Reply to  Surly Viking
13 September 2023 10:24 am

Absolutely.
Dirt was painted green.
Wood benches.

Grant and the players back in the day said when the opposing team got onto the field, they were psyched out because of the weather and field conditions.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
13 September 2023 10:46 am

The metrodome was the worst baseball stadium, ever.

JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:54 am

Simple, get rid of all teams north of the Mason-Dixon line.

bowbunch
bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:33 am

I am ready to be a fan of a team that is lead by a QB who gives your team a chance every week. Not one that is “good enough.” Nobody every says Allen, Mahomes, Burrow, Rodgers are going to get blown out or don’t stand a chance, no matter how talent void the rest of the team is. Nobody is trying to convince people that they are talented. I’m tired of Minnesota Meh and ready for Cousins to go somewhere else, or at least draft somebody to take over in a year or two. Could young guy suck? Yep, then try again. Stop settling for good enough. Cousins is room temperature, plain oatmeal. Sure it fills your stomach, but is that really the best we can aspire too?

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:43 am

I’m OK with your take – makes a lot of sense.
at the same time, I’m sick of having a shitty offense line

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 9:45 am

There’s always excuses. I want the excuses to be why we lost a close SB, not why we’re not contending for the playoffs. Mahomes has had shitty OLs and it meant they lost a SB. Burrow has had shitty lines. It cost him his rookie year and then he still took them to the SB.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:47 am

No no no.
It’s not possible to win with a shitty OL. Ever.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:51 am

Well, Im old school – blocking and tackling. It will help whoever the new QB is to have a better line.
And while we’re wishing, I’ll take a couple of studs upfront on defense.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 10:00 am

Its easier to fix that with a rookie QB $$

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 10:03 am

No doubt, but fix the lines

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:47 am

Cousins doesn’t have the abilities to overcome an oline that is 3/5s below average pass blocking, you have to either fix that or get a QB that can scramble better while also being good at traditional Pickett passing, those guys are rare though

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:49 am

Cousins doesn’t have the abilities to overcome an oline that is 3/5s below average pass blocking,

So Cousins is basically an average QB?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:55 am

Overall he’s above average but his best skills, great arm and accuracy are mitigated when the line is such shit, especially the interior.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:52 am

The problem I have here is the play calling. They know who they have up front. Do things that help them out.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
13 September 2023 9:54 am

I think they’re doing what they can but you can’t hide a turd the size of Ingram all game long

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:51 am

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:52 am

Hold on a goddamn minute mister……I happen to like plain oatmeal.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:56 am

My long lost brother!

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:59 am

Deserves all the thumbs up and should be posted up top. Mods GET IT DONE. This is the way.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 10:08 am

Cousins perfectly personifies Minnesota. It’s not the worst state in the country. There’s some bad parts. There’s some good parts. Not good enough to have documentaries about or bring in thousands of tourists every year from out of state, but sure, the people from the bad parts will go up north for a weekend. Just perpetual meh. If I didn’t have family there, I would not have any reason to ever go there unless I wanted to go to a Vikings game really bad. Kirk Cousins is the Iron Range/Twin Cities of QBs. I want the Glacier National Park/ Grand Teton of QBs. But hey, at least he’s not Kansas/Nebraska I guess. We should just be happy about that and not move to somewhere better.

KFEY93
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 10:36 am

Theres something in life to be content with but theres others not to be. Depends who you are and where you want to go in life. Im done being “content” for my sports teams, thats why im a fanatic. Fanatic doesn’t mean blind support no matter what, it means wanting and demanding the best and caring deeply (too much at points). Some people with age become content with good enough, im not. However I fear my apathy may be growing as well because the change that refuses to take place.

Lifer
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Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 10:50 am

This is simply you thinking you know more than the professionals who do this job for a living. Arrogance. Don’t feel bad we all fall victim to this tendency and its half the reason sports in america is the most popular past time for men. We think we know more and could do better because we saw what happened.

The ageism slight is a weak take…so you being younger more cock strong (so you think) know more and the rest of us older more experienced fans who have watched decades more football than you to have experiences to pull from to formulate our opinions happen to know less than you and just fall in to complacency?

My my my…you are a cocky little fuck aren’t you?

KFEY93
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:04 am

I never directed the age thing at anyone. At all. You that as a slight at you (or someone else?) You seem to be taking offense to things that arent directed at you. It was a general observation on life, not even totally about Football. But if you think you know more than anyone here because you are older, I’d take that as worse take. I’d rather be up to snuff on the modern game then apply logic from 30 years ago. But to each their own. You dont know me man, stop trying to play psychologist. On here AND sleeper. Thanks

Lifer
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Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 11:27 am

I don’t need to know you kfey to know young immature speak when I see it. With age and experience comes the insight of having been around and dealt with enough people when things are said you know what they really mean when you cut through their BS.

You may have not directed your “age thing” at anyone directly, but you know there are many here much older than you that share different opinions than you so don’t play the name game. You directed your comment at them, directly at them, and then insulted them by saying they’re old and content and don’t demand better of things like you…like I said you’re cocky and out of place but that fits in here so to each his own. Just don’t expect to not be called out on it. I will every, single, time.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:24 am

Lifer – thanks for your thoughts., I am old and don’t think I have lost all that much. Some physical stuff, but can still play pretty solid golf, etc.
And, I am now pretty content in life – but it took 50 years of hard work to get here. And I mean 12 hour days for decades. I earned what I have.
Now, don’t think I have changed one once with respect to excellence in performance. You don’t lose that with age.
Lastly, everyone and I mean everyone, has blind spots.
Passionate intensity is not a measure of correctness.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  JRobert
13 September 2023 11:36 am

Exactly…as I said we all fall victim to arrogance it’s how we learn where the line is. Use to be those before us taught us where the line was and when we crossed it they were there to push us back. Nowadays everyone is an expert, everyone knows because information is in our hands with no context. It’s cool to disrespect our elders, we certainly don’t hold them in high regard any longer they’re just outdated and in the way of progress. I could go on for days but it’s time for my nap and diaper change.

JRobert
JRobert
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 11:44 am

I expect nothing because of age but do try to respect the thoughts of others regardless of age (mess up sometimes). But, I would say my age and experiences have helped me with this.
I’m reminded of a JKF quote about Nixon. I’d like to be as sure about anything as he seems to be about everything.
Leave the psccho stuff to the experts.

benjammin
Admin
13 September 2023 9:29 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:35 am

Still better than KOC.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 10:02 am

Should have hired Harbaugh.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
13 September 2023 5:12 pm

I don’t disagree completely, I think if they were looking for a quicker fix he was the choice but he tends to burn people out within around three to four years, which is actually perfect for college.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:50 am

Not his fault.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 9:56 am

I just like how the narrator just lays into the play

stuman55
13 September 2023 8:57 am

I see all the millennials are still sleeping, let’s spice it up a bit. Topic 1:

Who were the biggest wieners on the DN during the covid timeframe. I’ll start

  1. Jorge
  2. ..
  3. ..
  4. ..
  5. ..
  6. ..
skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:01 am

I like Lifer but, if it’s a “during covid” list, you’d have to consider adding him. He said we were all gonna die and yet, here we are.

stuman55
Reply to  skolifer
13 September 2023 9:03 am

oh yes, it was a tight race between jorge and his sidekick lifer for the #1 spot imo but I had to give it to the stuflake Jorge

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:11 am

Pretty sure GF had banned me on the DN before covid. I’ll have to check…I was full on here at the time defending the truth. A million Americans died…I think there was some legitimacy to being concerned but since none of us died I guess it was just libs freaking out.

stuman55
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 10:31 am

Lol we won’t get into the numbers again but even the most staunch of defenders publicly have now admitted the books were cooked and there’s not even close to that many.

What a time.

KFEY93
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:02 am

Boy I dont remember…there were some BIG big Pharma and Medical mal practice deniers but I dont remember their names.

JacksonVike
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:03 am

Revenge4(whomever he was avenging at the time)

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:04 am

Collie Molesters

DE Viking
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:11 am

Offda….whoever….
Changed his name constantly.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:26 am

I always had decent football talks with him …was he a big Gov and Pharam sheep?

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 9:41 am

That was my take away.
95% of his posts were sarcasm, so it’s hard to be definitive on that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 9:43 am

He definitely was. The one or two times I’ve went back to DN, he is the loudest screamer about the crazy’s over here.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:44 am

That’s true.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:30 am

BAP

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:33 am

covid was also the downfall of skoltroll.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 10:50 am

I liked him, honestly I didn’t dislike anyone, only ever got into it for real once with that guy that called himself Chris Carter fall guy after the 38-7 game because he was making every excuse possible for big balls keenums horrible performance and said the Vikings should sign him long term

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 9:32 am

Stu

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 10:32 am

fk I’ve been beaten at my own game

VikingPhilip
Reply to  stuman55
13 September 2023 12:39 pm

I’m pretty sure that Jorge was a twelve year old girl. Or at least had the emotional immaturity of said girl

No longer New Vikings Fan
13 September 2023 8:48 am

Missing the previous two games… in 2018 and 2019. The Vikings beat the Eagles handily in both those games. Hoping they get back on-track tomorrow night.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
13 September 2023 8:52 am

I think it’s closer than the experts will say.
I would guess a 3 point game.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
13 September 2023 8:54 am

Vikes will win by 3 or lose by 30. No in between.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
13 September 2023 9:00 am

Yeah no way am I expecting anything but a…”hey might pull off an upset here” only to see them blow a perfect opportunity and lose or a complete and through curb stomping. I’m expecting the latter.

stuman55
Reply to  Lifer
13 September 2023 9:01 am

exactly how I see it as well. Defense plays well most the game, offense plays it tight most the game. Vikes have a wonderful, long drive late in the 4th to take a go-ahead 5 point lead.

Defense shits their diaper and gives up a touchdown with 13 seconds left. Vikes lose.

stuman55
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
13 September 2023 8:53 am

we need Joe Webb back imo if we really want to beat them

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
13 September 2023 9:03 am

Those wins are not relevant to 2023…at all.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 10:17 am

Nor is last years, but you were the one who brought it up. I’m just pointing out that your faulty logic can be easily countered with more faulty logic.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
13 September 2023 10:39 am

Last years roster (largely unchanged) and Coaching staff (largely unchanged) and the out come ARE relevant to 2023. 2018 and 2019 are not. Largely different rosters and completely different staff. See that thing called context? Yeah it matters. Fuck out of here with faulty logic. The only thing faulty here is your ticker and your brain.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
13 September 2023 4:22 pm

Glad you recognize you are somewhat incapable of influencing me, mostly because your positions are pure nonsense. Your child state memes fail to improve your standing with me as well. Might want to keep that in mind when you consider addressing me son.

stuman55
13 September 2023 8:43 am

benjammin
Admin
13 September 2023 8:02 am

My prediction for Kirk against that pass rush

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 8:29 am

I legitimately fear for Kirk’s life this game.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
13 September 2023 9:03 am

Starting Eagles D in one league, if its bad, at least ill benefit from it.

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