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Minnesota Vikings Discussion Topic of the Day
The Vikings added Anthony Barr via free agency. Are there any other free agents that you’d like to see the Vikings add? Here’s a list of all currently available free agents from Spotrac, you can filter by position.

Minnesota Vikings News:
The Vikings added an old friend to the roster, as they signed free agent LB Anthony Barr, according to twincities.com. Hey, if it gives us an upgrade at the position, I’m all for it. MSN reported that the Eagles were also interested in Barr. Barr hasn’t played for anyone in 2023, so I’m not sure how long it will take for him to get into football shape. Hopefully he hasn’t gotten too lazy.
The Vikings likely added Barr because Jordan Hicks underwent surgery after developing compartment syndrome in his right leg, according to ESPN.
From Yahoo Sports, Commanders QB Sam Howell is currently leading the NFL in passing yards and completions. Yes, you read that right.
From CBS Sports, the Giants are challenging the Bears for the first overall pick in 2024.
The game hasn’t even started yet, and I’m almost ready for bed. Yikes. Here’s a link to the stats and highlights from the game. I’m gonna guess the Bills win by 17, I’ll go with 30-13 Bills.
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Hump day thread
No hump day thread?
I forgot, it is Hump Day.
First for Wednesday.
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
You sure killed it dead.
We bring back this Gaskins dude? Why not try McBride? I read he has “electric speed”
McBride 40 time is over 4.5 not slow not particularly fast, Chandler is under 4.4, maybe you’re thinking of him?
USA Today Sports said that and incredibly productive in college. I know nothing on him. Just like different looks. KOC fascination with Mattison has driven me close to brick throwing.
LOL, yeah I don’t get why they play Mattison so much.
Summary:
Jrob accuses benjammin of milking mice
DE says if you take out the bad 70 point game Denver’s defense is elite
NoDak was hoping to win cake but instead agrees with ben dum dum
Wrenage posts that he feels mental conflict because3 Kirk read to kids at his sister’s church yesterday
Northwoods posts that he and Wrenage are related
Booth Jr is a deuce according to BSF
Dalton Risner discussion for some unknown reason
GF posts he has to do continuing education today, somehow that develops into a discussion about weird dreams
Skolfrommt loves waking from dream about being unprepared, also dreams about rubber triggers
NoDak dreams of being benched in college by his football coach
DE suggests Freezey be a better man of god by not having dreams about meaningless little human items
BSF thinks the Vikings should hang a banner for having the best team blocking PFF grade so far this season
GF wishes Eric Kendricks were sitting at home on Davenport
Bow thinks Kirk can’t swim
Skolifer reports former Ravens OC Greg Roman is now doing porn starring in “when in Rome”
Norseman1 is surprised he hasn’t seen any intelligent communication from Diggs
BSF wants to see Bernie Sanders in a fight
SoCal suggests Bernie hit people with his cane
Long couch cost discussion
Pretty slow boring day
you’re welcome
What’s your take on this Freezey?
This is for sure true…
This is why it is so important to marry a woman with a good understanding of the scriptures.
this
but also, having a good understanding of scripture yourself.
well definitely either CONSTANTLY bringing it up OR yelling about it.
both are good way to go about it
*CONSTANTLY bringing it up AND yelling about it
If he had better automotive repair skills he wouldn’t have to remind her
Chicago, the city so great that even poor “refugees” don’t want to live there.
Silver lining?
$13 mil guy couch have ankle surgery? Big FA acquisition.
At least they’re getting cap space back with every week he misses.
Not really. He signed a $13MM one-year deal. The 2023 base salary of $1.5MM is fully guaranteed along with his $8.5MM signing bonus which prorates across 2023 plus 4 void years. I don’t know how his $1MM workout bonus is structured but I’m assuming most if not all of that has already paid out. So, that just leaves his $2MM roster bonus, which I’m assuming they’ll get some of that back (I’m not sure how they define roster…whether it’s the active roster or the 53-man roster…either way I’m assuming his time on IR won’t count).
The $2m is a per game active bonus, so for every game he is inactive they get $117,647 in cap space next year.
Inactive doesn’t necessarily mean he’s not on the roster. He was on the roster early in the season, even though he wasn’t activated until week 3, IIRC. Once he was placed on IR, then I’m assuming he won’t get paid the per game roster bonus. So, yes, they’ll get something back but in the context of a $13MM contract, it’s peanuts.
I like peanuts.
Almonds even more.
$2 mill, or most of it, towards next year’s cap is still better than a poke in the eye.
Yeah, sign a guy for 13 mil to play in parts of 4 games so you can recoup 2 mil in cap space for the next season, that’s a great way to build a team
More like a silver lining which is the most you can hope for after such a screw-up.
My first comment was mostly sarcasm, but my point now is that at least they are getting something back and not just losing all 13 mill.
I agree something is better than nothing. I’m just saying that in the context of his full contract value, it’s not much. He’s been active 4 games already this season so nearly $0.5MM of the $2MM roster bonus is spent already. Bottom line, you’re technically correct…we’ll get something back…but I’m more frustrated by how much we spent for how little it looks like we’ll get.
Not as bad as what they’re paying Kirk every week to sit at home now.
Hate players that are hurt all the time – need to be dependable. Shouldn’t have to pay them if they are hurt all the time.
Going to have to go back and check Kirk’s availability record.
$10 million fully guaranteed.
Yes, but they are getting cap space back from his per game active bonus. Not a ton, but better than nothing. Can’t predict injuries.
Correct.
Compare that to Kirks dead cap hit, and it is nothing but pocket change in return.
It is mind boggling the numbers that are being thrown around.
KCs 28m dead cap.
47m for Allen in ’24.
56M for Allen in ’25.
And those QB contracts are going up fast.
True.
Mahomes is about the only one worth it IMO.
We knew McCarthy was a corrupt establishment RINO, but it seems he’s also a yucky human.
Good grief. Can we fire them all and start over.
I say props to this guy. The teamster was being a thug and didn’t think he’d be called out on his bs. Bernie should have let them roll. Start having fights in Congress, charge an admission fee/make it ppv and they’ll pay the national debt off in no time.
Agreed.
Haha! I’d like more of calling people out for their nonsense, but let’s duke it out on the Senate floor? I have read that back in the early days there were actual physical brawls in the congress though.
They were known to duel back in the day.
Even better. That would be one way to clean up the swamp and one more thing to keep in mind when electing somebody.
Not a bad idea.
Instead of the VP being the tie breaker vote, just have the minority and majority leaders duel (fine use simunitions if you want) or they step into the cage. It would be time to pick new leaders. I don’t want to see McConnell and Schumer squaring off.
Oh, you’re right, lol.
What a bunch of clowns. Pretty funny that Bernie is the voice of reason.
Bernie was just being woke.
I’d like to see Bernie start throwing hay makers.
That will be the day.
Best he could do is like that fat clown in the Joe Kapp Video and hit someone with his cane.
Idiocracy nailed it.
Believe this is the second exchange between these two – think there was a similar hearing few months back and they really got into it.
Great theatre.
Broncos are 2.5 point favorites on Sunday. I find that interesting.
Betting favorites are more about who the ‘wise guys’ think the rubes will bet on then who they think is a better team.
It is interesting considering that home field is usually good for 3 points in the eyes of bookmakers….
Bills Twitter is funny.
There’s two groups posting.
Allan has great bulk stats (sound familiar), but the other group has noticed he basically has a self destruct switch that gets flipped at critical moments.
Also, his cap hit is going from 18 to 47 million (2024) and 56 million (2025). So it’ll be hard to bring in fresh talent next year.
Are they saying that those self destruct moments are somebody else’s fault?
You probably wouldn’t be surprised that many of the ints are blamed on the WRs.
I don’t watch the Bills unless it’s MNF, so I really don’t know how accurate any of it is.
But they do have some Kirk debate elements mixed in.
I watched the game on MNF, one pick was on him, one was on the WR. However, using Kirk logic, they are either both the WRs fault or both his fault, there is no nuance.
Nuance – what’s that!
Two of my uncles got re-married and I had nuance.
If your two uncles re-married each other you would have no-aunts.
Who are you to assume their gender?
You did the Uncle/Aunt thing.
I was just following your lead.
Kinda brings new meaning to the old saying, “if my aunt had balls”
If you search for Josh Allan on Twitter, this was the third Tweet.
This is the next tweet
And this is 2 below the above Tweet.
LOL, that’s funny, Diggs wanting “freed” didn’t have anything to do with Kirk, he was the #2 receiving priority on a run centric team and wanted to be a #1 in a pass first offense.
Surprised, ain’t seen any smart talk from Diggsy.
He’s letting his brother do it for him.
When did lil Cook get back into the game?
I went to bed and I think he was still on the sidelines in the 2nd quarter.
He played off and on as much as I saw. Even had a big run with a fumble in the middle of it. Ball hit the ground and bounced right back into his arms. He never even broke stride.
Bills fans are big mad right now.
How mad you ask?
This mad.
So they’re going from Dorsey to Joe Brady at OC, who was highly sought after back in 2019 when he was the OC of an historic LSU offense on a team that won the NC. He was 30 y/o and that season at LSU was his only experience as an OC. I’m not sure how much was him vs how much was having a top 5 NFL QB and two top 5 WRs on the team though. He was then hired as OC in Carolina but lasted a little under 2 seasons with an offense that was bottom 3rd in the league, though he didn’t have much to work with, CMC was injured most of that time and his QBs were Teddy and Darnold, they didn’t have much in the way of explosive skill position players either. It’ll be interesting to see how things go.
50/50 they implode and miss the playoffs IMO.
Very Kirkesq
56 mil, i like it.
Yeah his cap hit is big next year, they do have flexibility in it though to adjust as needed, its not like those short term fully gtd contracts. It looks to me like since Daboll left he’s less and less confident in what he’s doing and seems unsure often from what I’ve seen. I don’t buy the self destruct at critical moments, against the Chefs in the playoffs he drove the team 75 yards for a game winning TD in less than 1 minute, only to see some horrible defensive playcalls allow the Chefs to go like 50 yards in 10 seconds to force OT and then easily score a TD in OT to win. It looks more to me like he isn’t recognizing things and is losing confidence.
And quite a few analysts say that Chief’s game was his high water mark, and it’s been down hill ever since. True – I don’t know.
Yeah, after that game Daboll got hired by the Giants and while still putting up similar stats and the team still winning, at least last year, he just hasn’t seemed the same.
Accurate
Blackmon was a good pick
Addison is a homerun…
Blackmon seems to have a bright future
would have been curious to see Hall in a couple games but he won’t play the rest of the season if Dobbs keeps doing what he is doing
unsure of how ward or roy are doing, but I would say kwesi did very well this draft with the picks he had available.
Ward has cost the team 6 points already this year. Roy is invisible and has a girls first name. Addison is probably a homerun type of pick so long as he stays healthy.
WARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Should be fierrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrD.

IMO: Hall looked good for a 5th round pick in his rookie year in the limited play we saw.
Potential is there.
One series?
I was a big fan of his in August after the last preseason game.
I liked what I saw.
I hyped him up so much it was very annoying to many people on here.
Which made me do it more.
Ben thought he sucked.
But Ben doesn’t know talent
He does suck, well at least for a starting NFL QB, he may turn out to be an ok backup.
I was laughing as I typed that. Me waiting for your response
I’m a lot better at identifying QBs that will suck than I am identifying ones that are good.
They all suck.
Kirk? Sucks
Allan? Sucks
Rogers? Douche and sucks
Goff? Sucks.
I was an early fan of Jalen Hurts.
Nailed that one.
If only Rick took his scouting advice from the DN open thread.
I wasn’t sure what to think of Hurts other than he would not be successful in a traditional offense and would need it tailored to him, that Philly asshat coach seems pretty good at that.
Interesting to see how long he lasts taking on NFL LB’s.
He has a good physical build, but then again so did Cam Newton who he reminds me of. Once Cam stated breaking down with injuries and had to play a more traditional QB role he was pretty mediocre.
I just liked that the guy was extremely tough, strong (squatting 600+ pounds in college) and could elude pressure that could extend plays. Plus, he had the arm strength for deep shots (not great deep accuracy) and pretty decent short and intermediate accuracy.
I was quite excited to pair him with the correct coach and see what we could get.
My master plan was to fire Zimmer and hire Greg Roman to develop hurts.
That may not have been a terrible plan, wonder what Roman is doing these days.
Rumor is he’s doing porn…just released his first sex tape: “When in Rome”
I really have no idea, but preseason against scrubs and one series is not much to go on.
But if history says anything, he may turn out just fine or be not so good. Only playing time will tell.
You can learn a lot about a QB even against scrubs.
He has top level ball placement and can hit a receiver in stride as good as any NFL starter. That sideline throw to Mattison was perfect. Many NFL QBs will loft that a little which gives the WR a shot to adjust to an off target ball. But that fraction of a second loft let’s a safety close. Overall arm strength might be an issue, but he really can deliver an accurate ball.
Pocket awareness and poise were decent.
It wasn’t mistake free, but there’s some real potential.
The safe bet is just to say they won’t make it. In the last decade over 10 QBs get drafted each year.
Most outside of the first rounders never play a snap.
I wouldn’t be surprised if he developed into a starter.
Could be right. I recall many years ago standing on the field watching Gus Ferrotte throw the ball warming up – great throws, all of them. Then he played three great preseason games.
Went on to be a starter and hung around the league for a very long time. Made a lot of money.
Agreed.
Now, it’s only 1 year.
I’ll take an reason to post will Ferrell doing this bit
JJ getting close to coming back.
What’s his record this year again?
Are WR records a thing?
Any news on Mullens? They definitely need him back so we don’t have to watch Mannion if Dobbs gets hurt.
Yesterday star tribute said he’s “close”. Whatever the hell that means.
There’s no going back to a pocket passer now.
This is good
Anymore of those runs, like the one where Hall got knocked out. I’m all for a QB who can scramble, extend, and make plays, but I don’t care for QBs who run often.
Yep. I don’t want a Vick. Just some one who can make shit happen when the play breaks down.
Like this
Great pocket awareness of where/when the pressure is coming from.
It really is amazing, and noticeably much better than Kirk.
Can’t be. Kirk walks on water. It might be because he can’t swim, but nobody else can do it.
My favorite Sunday.
Same.
I keep thinking back on that play.
What if Hall slid at the 3 yard line vs getting hurt? Dobbs may never have gotten in the game.
Correct and eventually something similar will happen to Dobbs if he continues running a lot.
Disagree. He needs to keep doing what he’s doing. His first instinct isnt to run, he’s doing it to keep plays alive. I want that all day every day.
Throw the ball well first and often, scramble as necessary. But order counts, not vice versa – and one is a must.
Law of gross tonnage. Smaller QB gonna get trucked.
Why you leaving out Hall?
Are you expecting Hall back this week?
I would say it is unlikely.
They say the NFL average for return from Concussion is 9d.
He walked off the field after his concussion so I don’t expect that it is much worse than normal.
We will see.
I wonder if being knocked unconscious changes the timeline
Probably.
I only saw the one replay but I didn’t see ‘unconscious’ unless it was the Ali-Frazier (1) type where they say Ail was knocked unconscious but was awake again by the time he hit the canvas.
Hall is unconscious here at the end after his head hits the turf
yep he and osborn were both out COLD
Possibly.
If so it doesn’t last long as he is moving again in seconds.
Teddy was out cold and didn’t he play the following week?
That was in the ‘olden days’.
Since the Tua incident last year they have tightened up on the protocols.
Better safe than to be found financially liable.
Was that against the Rams back in like 2015?
Sounds about right.
Broncos/bungles
He was knocked out when sliding when he played for the Vikings and went to dinner that night and played the following week. Rams sounds right. Joyner maybe?
Forgot that one, had a tab open on him and he did both i guess.
I remember that now, Zim had some choice words after that hit
Yeah, Zim was not happy, and understandably so.
Yup.
Good old Lamarcus Joyner.
He still hasn’t been cleared from the concussion protocol so I’m not counting on him being available, if he is great, just so long as its not Mannion as backup
My bet is he doesn’t play this week.
He’s not playing until he’s 100% healthy.
Correct.
Isn’t that kinda what I said?
Yeah sorta, but I could see him being out for more than just this sunday
Isn’t he on a 21 day practice schedule? Thought if not activated by then season IR. Could be wrong was once.
Correct.
He is on track to be activated during the bye week.
Yep.
I claimed yesterday that he is out until after the bye.
JJ have any input or just a staffing decision?
I would assume he does.
He’d be smart to wait as long as possible.
KOC is saying that JJ is advocating to get back ASAP.
Medical wants to assess each step and decide if the next step is safe.
Screw that shit…Vikings great HOF Center Mick Tinglehoff played an entire football game on basically one leg. And he didn’t even leave the game if he got a concussion….That’s when men were men.
He also developed dementia by age 70, but I am sure it was unrelated.
Yeah but JJ is WR so automatically he’s a diva
A QB’s record is the actual win/loss record of the team, because, quarterbacks are solely responsible for the outcome.
Now, a WR’s record is calculated in Centigrade, because they only contribute 10% of a QBs production, so you have to double it and add 30.
Thought this was kind of funny…..
NASA’s $100k tool bag lost in space is now orbiting Earth and surprisingly visible to stargazers
https://www.foxnews.com/us/nasas-100k-tool-bag-lost-space-now-orbiting-earth-surprisingly-visible-stargazers
If only there was some NFL QB that was a rocket scientist, he could help get it down…
I set you up.
You’re welcome.
Nah, just call Freeman, he’ll knock it out of the sky.
His arm isn’t that strong….
Give it a year. It will come down.
Yes, but it will burn up in the atmosphere before it hits the ground.
Easier to fire him than it to fire Allen.
When you’re suppose to be a SB contender and sit at 5-5, heads are going to roll.
Right, not surprised. Offense looks like preseason.
Well yeah, the trade deadlines over.
They’ve progressively gotten worse on offense since Daboll left, seems like maybe the OC does kinda suck or something
I would agree.
But McDermott is also making some dumb coaching decisions…..
Ken Dorsey this morning…
ahh yes, the offense is the reason they lost that game last night…
checks tape…
oh the defense screwed them over? Ok
Considering the offense kept giving the ball away and refusing to score, yes I would say they have a problem on that side of the ball. If the Broncos had half of an offense, they would have won by 30 just from the turnovers and short fields.
so they seem to be a top 10 if not better offense..
turn the ball over alot yes, but still put up the yards/points etc…
Barr is NOT an upgrade.
Not sure he is suppose to be.
He is being signed to the PS.
We have 3 ILBs on the roster and another on the PS.
Barr should be last man up.
Dye graded decent in relief per PFF (for whatever that’s worth)
all this
All the backups suck, otherwise they’d have just elevated the PS scrub. Barr will probably be playing w/in two weeks.
I think that’s likely, too.
The two LBs they have on the PS are listed as OLB.
Barr may be the best ILB they could bring in for emergency purposes.
too bad Kendricks is busy playing, I wish he was sitting at home on the couch
Vigil Dye and Assmaor as backups with, something called Kwenku on IR and that’s it. If he’s actually healthy Barr is probably still better than all 3 of the backups, but who knows at this point.
Dye had a 72.9 Pff in relief on Sunday.
(I know PFF sucks and it doesn’t match your narrative)
Is he better than Vigil and Assmore? At this point we don’t know how much Barr has lost.
Vikings fan credo: ‘hope for the best but expect the worst’.
Yeah, I think PFF sucks even when it fits my narrative, but we saw vigil for almost an entire season a couple years ago and he was just awful. The backups are either really inexperienced, not good at the game of football, or both.
Vigil is a classic guy that’s not good enough to start but seems to get special teams reps and sticks around as a backup.
Yup he is a bandage at this point.
Hopefully Barr will show enough to supplant him at the ILB4, or the ILB3 if Assmore is even worse.
One of the few times PFF meets eye test
The post up top and some Tweets indicate he could be an upgrade.
“Hey, if it gives us an upgrade at the position, I’m all for it.”
No.
Probably an upgrade over the garbage backups, but not over Hicks.
Certainly not an upgrade over Hicks.
Over Dye? Virgil?
We will know in a week or three.
Maybe he’s an upgrade over the practice squad player he replaced? Maybe it’s an upgrade over the second string linebacker?
A guy who hasn’t played all season and nobody picked up is an upgrade? No offense, but I’ll believe it when I see it. He wasn’t good his last couple seasons here, and that was a couple years ago.
Could be, I’m guessing they think he’s an upgrade over someone or they wouldn’t bother signing him.
Or they need another body and don’t have an ILB on the practice squad.
He is better than the empty spot they have now.
Or he might be and putting him on the PS is a basically zero risk chance to see if he has anything left in the tank.
Someone asked yesterday if Hock has had any drops from Dobbs.
Second series, throw to R sideline. Should have been a catch for 15-20 yards.
that was me!!
ok, so my theory that Hock is trying harder for Dobbs than he did for Kirk might have a SMALL hole in it…
I think the defender knocked that one away
Yeah, but he was doing another of his patented falling down backwards catch attempts with no possibility of contesting it. Had he stayed on his feet, planted, he would have caught it clean by boxing the DB out.
But he didn’t drop it, the defender knocked it away.
I agree, though, I constantly remind the kiddos to come back to the ball when they’re the receiver
biggest pet peeve: not coming back to the football
also, people that don’t hold open doors for old people. Jerks.
Agreed.
Great movie! Quote it all the time…
Yeah, I couldn’t find a gif that had the whole quote, that one cuts off the rest of the line “children and dogs”
What if is an old person that doesn’t hold the door for another old person?
Go all Joe Kapp their ass
Sweet.
RIP Joe.
With the Broncos game coming up I just remembered this troll job by Tomasson of buttholemouth when Denver gave up 70 points and 700 yards to Miami
Hang the banner. Too bad Kirk can’t play behind this line.
Fart noise
Yup
Well now we just need a decent defense and a Mobile QB.
Superbowl
Superbowl
Superbowl
And it begins…..
Lufdord is also a delusional homer.
He did play behind this line, and went 1-4 to start the year.
I’m pretty sure that’s BSF’s point
He also went 4-4 to start the year, didn’t he?
It was sarcasm
Flores stole this from Donatel I’m sure
metellus has looked really good..
i take back my previous claims saying he sucks.
He’s looked really good playing in front 7 sets – up and near the LoS as the 8th man in the box. Had a couple of free rushes against NO where he was able to effect the throw.
*affect
He’s good blitzing, he’s pretty good in the run game, he’s not so good in coverage man to man.
agree with this…
a couple times he has looked like anthony barr trying to cover cooper cupp
Twitter is just now realizing that Kronin is a hater?
That is 2 minutes and 2 seconds of my life I’ll never get back and I’m officially dumber for having watched it.
I was going to click on it.
Thanks for doing that. Now I don’t have to.
It’s just a couple of hacks trying to drum up controversy where there is none.
Yep.
That’s their MO
Yeah. Kronin has always been an ass, but this was ridiculous.
That was ridiculous. I like Dobbs even more after watching that.
Stupid Damn Rocket Scientist….Can’t even learn people’s names or figure out where the locker room is….what an idiot.
Lol… and according to those morons on screen it’s all done in an effort to drive up his social media following. That show sucks – it’s always a bunch of ‘never were’s’ talking shit about athletes as if they have any clue what it takes or how difficult it is to perform at high level. I’m betting every one of those panelists with the exception of the host got sand kicked in their faces repeatedly – and this is their form of revenge.
Who is a rocket scientist?
Oh yes, you forgot…
Dobbs is actually a rocket scientist…Its true!!
Aeronautical engineer, but rocket scientist funnier.
This is not Jeopardy……
She’s a clueless tool, so is Barnwell.
Sometimes stupidity makes a person very unattractive. I find her very unattractive….
Hicks got his Kirk Cousins Halloween costume a bit late
Anthony Barr szn
Does he have anything left?
He seemed to injury his groin a lot.
Ask your mom how his groin is doing these days.
We would not be making the desperate move to sign Bar if Hicks weren’t going to be out for a significant amount of time.
It confirms that and the fact that everyone else at ILB sucks ass and are horrible, Dye has been total garbage his entire career, Vigil absolutely sucks and always had, and Assmoah looks like another waste of a draft pick.
I think I’d rather see Leber suit up. Guy still looks fit.
Now the hell part – rehab/PT.
Well it’s Tuesday, so that starts tomorrow.
Maybe for football, but rehab is torture M-S.
NO ONE CARES
I care.
Yeah, but did you see that Rodgers was walking AND carrying a duffel bag at the same time?
Rodgers >> Cousins….Duh!!!
That was some bad football.
I just realized I have six hours of continuing education credits to do by tomorrow. I suppose I should get started on that.
this actually brings up a re-occuring bad dream i have from time to time….
about to graduate college only to remember i had ONE class i forgot about and never went to and i have to take all the tests in one day and pass in order to graduate.
I’ll knock two of them out tonight, 3 credits, each. Done.
I have a very similar dream. I am at college, and the semester is about to end, and I realize that I had multiple classes that I skipped so much, I forgot all about them. Then I try to remember what they were and where they were.
The other reoccurring dream I used to have was that something terrible was coming to get me, and I ran to a gun cabinet, got out a gun, and then I couldn’t get it loaded. Have not had that one in a long time.
I have these dreams as well about missing classes/tests at college.
The other one I have is I am back at college playing football and I am late to the locker room and can’t get my locker open and I miss the entire first half of the game so the coach benches me for the 2nd half…sucks.
i also have similar! get to the baseball field and forgot my glove or cleats and have to miss the game, or can’t play until i find replacements etc…
Interesting…so similar…I am sure this a deep meaning in there somewhere.
well, it was always my worst fear to forget something whenever we played away games, or went on our florida spring trip, so i would check and double check and triple check and quadruple check my bag
Being a man of GOD, shouldn’t you be having dreams like Daniel, rather than meaningless little human items?
I should…I need to pray harder!
My brother was in Iraq, he was leading a 20 vehicle convoy out of the gate when he realized he had forgotten to take his weapon along, so all 20 vehicles had to turn around and follow him back to his tent so could get it…the general in the rear vehicle was not amused.
I may have told that story before.
What an idiot. Although once when I was in we were doing a community project building a road in the middle of summer, it was very hot and the road grader didn’t have a/c so the soldier operating it had the door secured open to get some air moving through the cab. Anyway, after a long day he realized at quitting time his weapon was no longer in the cab and we had to dig up miles of freshly graded dirt until sunset and all day the next day to find it, which we never did. I kind of hate him for that.
Oh my goodness!
Freezey, I read this on the internet so I know its true
Our dreams indicate we are both overworked and overburdened.
Have, on occasion, the “rubber trigger” dream. Tons of ducks are pouring into the decoys and I can’t pull the trigger of my shotgun because its made outta rubber.
I think this is symbolic of your “other” problem…you know they make pills for that now.
LOL
Pills to make my trigger stiff so I can ‘shoot ducks’?
Yeppers!
i have had the being chased dreams where i can not run
or the shooting a gun at the bad guys but the bullet either never fires or it just falls out of the barrel
i’m glad to know i’m not the only one with these dreams…
Have a similar dream on occasion, walk into class, there is a test I need to pass to graduate, and I didn’t know about the test let alone study for it. Last had it about a year ago. I love waking from that dream.
Me and the Limey are up to the Man With The Golden Gun in our Bond series…
He sucks?
Cut him??
i am genuinely happy to see that our dbacks seem to really be playing well.
Flores is a mastermind, do we get him for one more year?!?!
According to PFF he played well Sunday
vikings have ELITE te’s
Well, they’re the highest paid in the NFL so they should be
He has to suck since KAM drafted him and KAM sucks at drafting.
KAM does suck at drafting but that’s beside the point, he was a high 2nd round pick who has barely played his first two years, kinda hard to tell if he sucks or not when he’s never on the field.
What about:
Addison
Evans
Blackmon
Ingram
They suck?
I’m pretty high on Evans & Blackmon, just using the eye test
I’m pretty high on gummies, just using the taste test.
*Disclaimer I’m not actually at this moment
Lightweight
Me if I ate 60 mg.
I like Addison, Evans is ok until his next concussion, Blackmon is ok, again small sample size, Ingram fucking sucks and should be getting raped in prison.
Yikes, I wouldn’t say those things, but I do think Evans and Ingram are bad, with a few good games sprinkled in.
I’m not a big fan of child rapists like Ingram, but that’s just me.
Yep,and not like he is going to win any blocking awards anyways.
Anyone else think those numbers on Risler are less than accurate? I can’t recall any glaring pressures he’s given up.
No, and O’neill didn’t play that well either, PFF is especially garbage when it comes to oline grades.
He’s actually not doing a great job in run or pass blocking.
He’s fun in interviews and is energetic though.
But basically he’s a below average guard who was not signed until 4 weeks into the season for a reason.
Like how he almost pushed pile and Hock into EZ.
He’s above average pass blocking, pretty meh in the run game. He’s slightly above average overall but was obviously looking for a payday much higher than what NFL people see his value as.
He’s overall PFF (insert off hate here) grades are all pretty meh to bad.
23: 55 which is worse than Ingrams
22: 62
21: 68.5. This is average starter
20: 61
He’s not terrible. I’d say slightly below average.
This was a decent run block
His overall PFF (insert pff hate here) grades are all pretty meh to bad.
23: 55 which is worse than Ingrams
22: 62
21: 68.5. This is average starter
20: 61
He’s not terrible. I’d say slightly below average.
PFF is bullshit. Also, the grading scale for the NFL is below, with average starter being in the 60-70 range (yellow) so basically you’re saying that every season of his career he has been at least average until this season.
Heard him on KFAN, sounds pretty sharp. Guessing he’ll grade well Sunday.
Oops. I thought 70 was the average cut off.
Also, if you look at his weekly grades its interesting he grades out above average pass blocking generally but like total dogshit run blocking.
69 snaps in 10 games, that’s not much of a sample size
Good, because he looked completely lost on the field when he played last year. Improvement is great, but still doesn’t seem to play much.
7 snaps per game??????
I don’t think that’s a sign of confidence from Flores.
So he sucks?
I would say yes if he is used 7 plays a game.
wouldn’t you?
Context is important. See above.
It’s a small sample size – but looks like an improved player to me. Hopefully keeps progressing.
LOL, solid point.
Nah. Context
Context is important.
He had 4 total snaps weeks 1-5.
There’s a good site below with all the snaps taken.
Vikings actually play 3 safeties a ton, so there’s usually only 2 CBs out there.
He’s been getting about 14 snaps per game in the last 5 games, which is about 25% of the D snaps. He’s moving up in the world. Which is nice to see.
https://www.footballguys.com/stats/snap-counts/teams?team=MIN&year=2023
You’re correct about context. Last year he was poor, so this is big improvement.
But PFF grades aside, how well does he cover a top WR in one on one coverage. Can’t say I’ve noticed, Do you know?
I’ve no idea.
I was under the assumption he was a complete bust. But he’s getting a lot more reps lately and apparently doing it well.
I have 3 ranks
1. He sucks. Cut him
2. He sucks? Cut him??
3. He dot not suck. Do not cut him.
He’s now a number #2 or a deuce.
Me either. If he can cover, good. If he can’t cover, not good.
Now that he’s getting a couple snaps a game he’ll likely get hurt soon and go on IR.
Probably some non- contact type injury too.
Turf toe sounds about right.
Maybe turf toe, I’ll guess hamstring though
That was my initial guess, but I wanted something even more stupid.
I know Bills are beset by injuries but didn’t expect that. Allen looking ordinary this year. Diggsy baby 3 for 34. Too bad.
allen is not that great of a QB to be honest.
Unless fins collapse might not see Bills postseason.
Turns the ball over a lot.
But how many are not his fault?
Don’t know. But watching last night, would say one him, one on WR. Did you watch?
In general though, he seems to force a lot of throws that don’t turn out well.
Last night, they said he’s at his career high for completion percentage this year. Further confirmation that stats don’t mean everything, I guess.
Think the pics are killing him. I believe 2 last night.
Ouch, I think that’s 12 on the year then
No. Can’t be.
Stats are the ONLY thing…….for many.
I remember a lot of us liking this kid a lot coming out of college, of course since we all liked him Rick didn’t draft him, but he’s become one of the best guards in the NFL over the last couple years
I picked up Dobbs in my fantasy league while Mahomes had a bye. Dobbs got me solid points.
Mahomes hasn’t really been tearing it up lately. His two weeks before the bye were anemic. He’s really only had a couple superlative scoring weeks this season.
What do you guys think about starting Dobbs over Mahomes this week?
Crazy?
Or so crazy it just might work?
I would probably start Mahomes based on matchups, Denver’s defense is terrible against the run but pretty good against the pass and have done quite well containing running QBs like Allen and Fields, this would seem a good time for the Vikings to rush the shit out of the ball. Philly is giving up an historically low ypg against the rush but they’re pretty bad in the passing game so I’d expect Mahomes to throw quite a bit.
That is reasonable.
I’m really looking forward to the Broncos game. I like night games, and it is a great test for Dobbs.
isn’t the old fantasy adage “always start your studs”?
so…. start Dobbs.
I’m in the same boat. I was starting Cousins over Mahomes until the injury, then I picked up Dobbs. I’m starting him this weekend over Mahomes.
Denver may throw a wrench in passing yards, but Dobbs should add quite a bunch of yards on the ground as the pocket collapses.
I lost one big game because of Mahomes. He only netted like 7.40 points against Denver, which is interesting since that who is the Vikings play next. Dobbs will hopefully beat that. Mahomes was sick, though, I believe.
You’ve actually got the same QB fantasy lineup I have. I also had Cousins and Mahomes and then picked up Dobbs when Kirk went out.
TWINS!!

It has been brought to my attention that Kirk Cousins visited one of my church’s sister congregations yesterday to read to the kids.
This creates a lot of cognitive dissonance for me.
On one hand: awww…
On the other hand: Beaker!
Looks like he is enjoying retirement…….
That is a solid roast. I guffawed.
Wouldn’t surprise me at all if Kirk and Julie became missionaries after he retires.
they wouldn’t have to travel far, minneapolis is just down the road from him
That would be possible.
Although I have no clue if they would enjoy living in filth doing missionary work.
easy, this is a family site
No question Kirk is a better human than I am, and better than most, for sure.
Maybe he stays, maybe he goes, but 5-8 years from now when his playing career is finally over, these kids will still remember that he read to them.
I don’t see Kirk playing until he’s 41-44. I like Kirk the human, I am pretty luke warm about him as a QB though.
He should do this full time next season and retire.
Broncos on Sunday night will not be an easy game.
Agreed. Wilson always has been decent vs the Vikings.
He played well last night.
Yep, they are playing much better.
Their defense is solid.
Hopefully the short week and the late flight back from Buffalo will make them suck.
This is Dobbs chance to solidify himself as the man. Primetime, baby!
Have you guys heard he is a rocket scientist?
dobb’s is a rocket scientist??
Playing a mile above sea level does make things a little more difficult for the road team. They are statistically the worst defense in the NFL, but I saw a stat that since giving up 70 points to Miami their defense is giving up an average of like 20 ppg. That game may not be the cakewalk the homers assume it to be. Their offense is still pretty meh though.
Defense has improved dramatically the last few weeks.
It will be a difficult game. I have faith that it will at least be entertaining.
With 7 games to go, Vikings need 3 wins to secure a WC spot.
@take out the bad game, and their defense is elite@
Unfortunately I agree with Ben Dum Dum…I was looking for a cakewalk, but since the 70 point debacle they are playing much better….
Its going to be a war.
They may be playing a little better now, but are they really better than Saints or Falcons. Seems to me like they are all about the same.
Yes, and I believe the Saints and the Falcons were both 1 score victories.
True, but shouldn’t…….but shoulda woulda etc. Good point.
Yes they are better than the saints and falcons
You’re milkin mice here over the difference.
Watching the game last night, their offense is horrible. As long as the Vikings don’t turn the ball over, they should win. The game last night was a clown show contest to see who could lose. It seemed like neither team wanted to win.
True, I wouldn’t call Denver’s offense “efficient”
It was painful. Buffalo would have a good play, then say nah, Denver you have the ball. Denver takes it and their offense goes, no we really don’t want to score either. The shit show field goal to end the game was a microcosm of the entire game. Oh, I also heard that the 12th man on the missed FG was Hamlin and saw a pretty distasteful meme about it. Not a great showing for finally making it on the field this year if true.
It makes a difference. I run a lot, and I don’t run nearly as well when I’m in high altitudes.
GM
FTP
Team is better with Dobbs vs Kirk
Can’t be. We were told that the Vikings were doomed without Kirk.
Good morning, SKOL!
FTP!
IDK if they’re better with Dobbs, but for better or worse, they are a more entertaining team to watch
Funny stuff here…
LOL!
@it is so mean spirited, shame on you for kicking her when she is down@
Laughed my ass off.