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Summary:

According to DE any ATL tampering is NOT Kirk’s fault

Wren’s mom gives him shit because she emotes more to Vikings football than he does

Mjolnir does not get angry when his mom smokes pot

Eggslusher knew a guy who was part of the KKK on the rez in SD

Scotch discussion

Kirk/Falcons discussion

Benjammin had Mjolnir at “stick of weed”

JackVick smokes water

Northwoods thinks he’s funny

For unknown reasons, more Kirk discussion

IPA discussion

Surly, Freezey, Mjolnir, and Kfey are angry for varying reasons

Question of the Day

where are you at on the steak scale?

Media Selection

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No longer New Vikings Fan
25 April 2024 6:34 am

Morning sports fans… and SKOL.

The Packers have big plans for the draft, and so do the Lions and Bears. Vikings too!!! NFC North is on the clock!

FTP

HUNViking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
25 April 2024 7:00 am

New thread would be nice, guess we’ll get one eventually.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
25 April 2024 7:08 am

Are you staying up (or waking up very early) to watch it?

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 9:35 pm

Twinkies win to get to 10-13.
And they ‘only’ struck out 13 times.

#400

HUNViking
24 April 2024 7:55 pm

399…

HUNViking
24 April 2024 7:45 pm

Yay! Bruins tie it up late 2nd. Nephew is a Leafs fan, won’t be happy with this 😄

Mjolnir
24 April 2024 7:22 pm

Daniel Jeremiah has Minny staying at 11 to take McCarthy with Penix listed as the fallback option.

They have Minnesota taking EDGE Chop Robinson at 23 – impressive measurables at the combine, been compared to Micah Parsons.

https://www.nfl.com/news/daniel-jeremiah-2024-nfl-mock-draft-4-0

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 7:31 pm

Would be nice.
I might pick a different Defensive guy but if that is who Coach Flo wants then fine by me.

HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 7:42 pm

Less than 24 hours to go… getting excited to see Queasy in action.

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 7:08 pm

Bengals three-time Pro-Bowl DE Trey Hendrickson has requested to be traded from Cincinnati. Hendrickson is due to make $15 million this season, and is looking for more long-term security than Cincinnati has been willing to offer.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 7:10 pm

In Coach Flo we trust.

HUNViking
24 April 2024 5:33 pm

Only 39 more posts to get to 420…

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:53 pm

Tomorrow we can all stop fighting about who the Vikings are going to draft and start fighting about who the Vikings drafted, can’t wait!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:57 pm

At least it will be different.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 5:04 pm

No fighting necessary. It will simply be time to start carving the statues.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 5:34 pm

Jobu statues?

HUNViking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 5:33 pm

LOL yup, looking forward to that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
24 April 2024 4:43 pm

https://x.com/vikingzfanpage/status/1783243003210924047?s=19

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 4:45 pm

I am hoping for that.
Maybe a small trade down for more picks if that works out.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 4:41 pm

Not me

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 4:44 pm

Barbara Streisand
Chipper Jones of the Atlanta Braves.

Most of the names I don’t recognize.

https://www.onthisday.com/today/birthdays.php

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 5:38 pm

Shirley MacLaine. Born April 24, 1934.

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:02 pm

I honestly do think the Vikings will try to move up and take Maye, if possible.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:06 pm

Try as in make some phone calls? Sure.
I doubt that they will pay N.E. the 5 #1s that they stated they want.
If he falls far enough they could have a chance.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 4:10 pm

My thoughts are if the Patriots don’t take him at #3, they’ll trade up with the Cardinals to #4 and take him. What they give the Cardinals to get that spot, is anyone’s guess.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:12 pm

I read that the Cards need/want/covet MHJr which will be available at 4 if QBs go 1-3.
Maybe SD at #5.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:37 pm

Nah, they’d wait to 5 at the earliest in that scenario. Do like Bellichek did and let him fall to you and still get a defensive stud at 23

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 4:44 pm

Apparently the Giants want Maye too, so if you leave the #4 spot open… then buh-bye.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 5:03 pm

Arizona isn’t trading

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 6:29 pm

According to Arizona general manager Monti Ossenfort the Cards are open to trading out of the 4th slot.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 6:54 pm

Yeah…. But he’s from Luverne, Minnesota.

And they have a saying in Windom, Minnesota – 62 miles East of Luverne:

‘Don’t trust a fella named Monti from Luverne…’

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 7:00 pm

OK

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 7:33 pm

I don’t remember the guys name, that has run the clock for years for Lucerne’s football games, but he’s a cheater.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 7:13 pm

All is available if you offer enough.

HUNViking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 7:20 pm

Of course. Everything (and everybody) can be bought for the right amount.

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:11 pm

i think we land JJ at 11.

i think all the smoke blowing being done for months is just that.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 4:12 pm

I would prefer that.

freezeyface
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:14 pm

me too

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 4:14 pm

Best possible outcome at this point it seems.
I find myself hoping that Wash takes Maye so KAM can’t trade the farm for him.

freezeyface
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 4:19 pm

i am relying on past history that no draft has gone 1, 2, 3, 4 all qb’s

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 4:24 pm

I am thinking QB, QB, QB, WR and then we will see with San Diego at #5.

freezeyface
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 4:25 pm

i think san diego takes Joe Alt.

and i’m expecting something crazy like Washington doesnt’ take QB.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 4:30 pm

Wash not taking a QB I think increases our chances to get one of the top 4.
I also think that it increases the chances that KAM sells the farm to get Maye.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
24 April 2024 3:28 pm

Don’t draft a QB, it’s only a 50/50 chance he’s good!
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1783084094001172969

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:32 pm

Well, in poker parlance, let’s not go “all in”, on a pair of deuces. Be practical, and prudent, when you’re running and building a Billion dollar organization.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 3:35 pm

‘All in’ as in multiple 1st Rounders?
I would agree.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:34 pm

Same question as the last time this came up.
What are the odds of getting a ‘Hit’ or ‘Miss’ when a QB is not a 1st round pick?
Until that question is answered to way to know if there is a ‘better way’.

In the 1983 Draft 50% of the QBs taken in the first round made the HOF. Let’s use statistics for our advantage.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:36 pm

Laughing… just noticed the 1 “miss” at center. Bradbury???

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:41 pm

Posted somewhere below, if we can take JJ at 11 and Penix at 23 what are the odds that one of them hit? I forget the formula.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  SkolfromMT
24 April 2024 3:47 pm

ok assume coin toss x 2 (1.11 and 1.23) heads is a win( that is second contract)
Possible out comes HH,HT,TH TT 3/4 chance of a hit. Chance of not hitting .5x.5 = .25 25 % Wonder if KAM knows this?

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:46 pm

I would argue the “second contract” criteria does not equate to being good or a “hit”. I think there are plenty of teams that hold hope too long or keep an average QB because they’re a 1st rounder. So it’s probably like 25% at best IMO.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 3:49 pm

Agreed

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
24 April 2024 3:04 pm

Holy crap, I forgot how awesome ephedrine is.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:28 pm

gesundheit!

Surly Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:52 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
24 April 2024 3:55 pm

Hell if the improvement from good is the same as I just got from shitty I might.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
24 April 2024 2:34 pm

Leader of the free world. Totally competent…. Don’t forget about him shaking hands with a ghost a couple days ago either. That’s definitely normal.
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1783184198477508785

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:50 pm

The worst part to me is, Dems would likely fight this with Trump saying something out of pocket or off the cuff but there’s a big difference between Trump going off on a tangent and saying something either stupid or offensive… this man is just so damn gone it’s terrifying. Like really, really terrifying. Like any other old timer, I am sure there will be some times he’s very with it and coherent (in the morning, or after a long nap) but this is the damn President… Get him out of the power, yikes.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 2:52 pm

Yeah and then they come out and say how vigorous he is and how nobody can keep up with him. I don’t understand how they don’t see that makes it worse. Just keep your mouth shut but to makes claims that are so obviously false just makes it worse. Don’t get me wrong, I hope they keep doing it and he keeps falling on his face both figuratively and literally, but come on man.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:59 pm

Well John Stewart said it best, anyone got footage of him being that vibrant and energetic? We have tons of footage of him being ridiculously absent minded…

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 3:39 pm

Bingo.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:01 pm

They are all ‘lying dog-faced pony soldiers’.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:31 pm

Watching and listening to him worth the price of admission.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
24 April 2024 4:44 pm

https://x.com/ShooterMcGavin_/status/1783250298858824104?s=19

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
24 April 2024 2:32 pm

JJ at 11, Sweat at 23. Penix will be end of the first with a trade up or 2nd round and Nix won’t go until at least the 3rd, more likely the 4th or later. The trade up for QBs is always overblown. Couple off the top of my head: Teddy, Carr, Mac, Mettenberger, Levis, Hooker.
https://x.com/TPPSkol/status/1783170210490396989

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:33 pm

Even better would be to trade up if necessary and also get Haynes. If he lands JJ, Sweat and Haynes and gets JJ’s deal done this week, I will forever praise the greatness of Kwesi and start chiselling the statues.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:43 pm

That would be an awesome draft and week if the Vikings got all of that done.

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:36 pm

McCarthy is my draft crush – but I’d prefer to stay at 1.11 and take him there and still have 1.23 to add talent in spots of need via premium player taken at 1.23 or trading back to acquire more pre-4th round picks.

DE Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 2:41 pm

Yep. Same.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 2:41 pm

DB Cooper wouldn’t be a bad get at 23 if Sweat is gone.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:43 pm

He jumped from a hijacked plane.
Hes not available

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 2:46 pm

I thought he jumped out of a plane with a parachute

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SkolfromMT
24 April 2024 2:48 pm

Yeah. I think they found some of the cash buried next to a river in Washington.

DE Viking
Reply to  SkolfromMT
24 April 2024 2:49 pm

Correct.
He highlacked a plane, and jumped.
With a parachute.

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 2:52 pm

And he is living high on the hog with the thousands of dollars he stole.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 3:21 pm

Or died a happy man somewhere…

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:56 pm

I’d love that. So would BFlo. And I think Sweat’s recent DUI may make him fall. Even if not – there is a fair amount of IDL talent to had after R4, or should be.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 3:30 pm

Been keeping my eye on Boyd DT, Norther Iowa.
Curious where he goes since Kollmann has been featuring him.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 6:55 pm

I’m also very interested in this dude. Looks like an absolute diamond in the rough.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:03 pm

Sweat had dropped in many rankings do to his DUI and weight gains.
He is closer to 90 range now when he was near the top of the first round.

I am thinking/hoping that Coach Flo can get him focused on football.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 3:20 pm

I hate “hoping” is included in any strategic plan though SoCal. If you know what I mean.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 3:27 pm

‘thinking/hoping’ is a little further up on the scale IMHO.

I believe they have talked to the young man and have a better read on his character.
All draft choices are a risk, aka ‘Johnny Ice Cream’, but those risks can be mitigated a bit. I assume if they draft Sweat they are comfortable with the risk/rewards.

Mjolnir
24 April 2024 1:32 pm

With FF’s revelation of this ruse I no longer believe ANYTHING!

Ben has jammed nothing!

SoCal lives in NoCal

Edge has crushed nothing. Indeed coming from the inside and squeezing politely.

Freezey’s face isn’t frozen. And he can jump a battery the same way the Fonz could start a jukebox.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 1:36 pm

Uh Oh, busted.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 2:11 pm

freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:24 pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACKSONVIKEEEEEEEEEE

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:29 pm

It’s Freezey’s birthday too if you were unaware

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 1:32 pm

comment image

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
24 April 2024 1:20 pm

https://x.com/MikeGarafolo/status/1783197250950475904

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 1:23 pm

A new goal for Darrisaw?

If we get Nix (left handed) does that make Potato more important and CD less so?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 1:30 pm

Never, look at how much Mahomes had issues with a shitty OL, you need BIG MEN period!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 1:40 pm

Did I suggest that either Potato or CD were not ‘BIG MEN’??

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 2:24 pm

Oops, read that as CD less important and had a knee jerk reaction. 100% my bad mang.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 2:34 pm

Just wondering if LT is less important due to no longer being the blindside tackle.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 2:42 pm

So the Vikes are drafting Penix? I need to know!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:47 pm

The statement was based on a hypothetical of drafting a left handed QB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 2:50 pm

I know. I just need to know who the Vikings QB is going to be and thought maybe you knew somebody who knows somebody.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:38 pm

Don’t believe any one person knows at this point.
Depends on how the previous pick falls, only Chicago and to an extent Wash knows right now.

freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:07 pm

i have this crazy story….

so this morning, i woke up, showered, went downstairs, had coffee, did some devotions with my wife, my youngest came down and looked at his picture bible, went and took my vitamins, said by the the family that was awake, headed to the gas station. filled up. grabbed a breakfast sammy. started on my normal way to work, road construction pushed me onto the main freeways which i hated. jamming to music. wishing people knew how to drive. got to work. parked. unlocked the front door. went out back to the shop, unlocked that door, turned the lights on, to get the mechanics ready for their day.
went and sat down. got situated at my desk. turned my computer on. got caught up on my emails. checked the systems. quoted a few caterpillar parts. logged into skol. 12 comments so far. perused. notice that jacksonvike wished me a happy birthday. smiled. thought that was kind of him. decided i better make it very obvious to everyone on skoloholics that it’s my bday as i like to make everything about me. knowing everyone loves my charm, witt, and sparkling personality, they didn’t disappoint by serenading me with happy birthdays, fun gifs, etc. i decide i should use my birthday powers to try to bring peace to the blog. but alas nothing works. disunity, anger, and madness ensues. everyone freaks out on everyone. pansies are being tossed around like sand on the seashore when Top Gun 2: Maverick has a weird random football on the beach scene.
wishing upon my birthday star for everyone to just chill out, its then and only then i realize….

jacksonvike started what is possibly the worlds best prank. it is indeed NOT my birthday today. we tag teamed to create, quite possibly, the greatest ruse anyone on this site has ever seen! whatever went through jacksonvikes head in wishing me a happy birthday, i just wanted to return the favor and say congrats my friend, we did it.
but really i did it….

comment image

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:10 pm

MT is that you?

freezeyface
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 1:11 pm

i hope you read the whole thing.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:21 pm

Did,
BDs are not a big deal for me. Our family just had a BD dinner and we got one ‘family present’ and you got to pick the main dish.
The best thing to be said about BDs is ‘the more you have the longer you live’.

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:23 pm

Oh, I thought we had the same birthday.

freezeyface
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 1:24 pm

make this whole day EVEN BETTER

you sly dog.

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 2:02 pm

I actually thought of this a week after my birthday last year. The suspense has been killing me, I guess I can get back to work now.

freezeyface
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 2:04 pm

my favorite thing is that i just ran with it, have gotten all the bday wishes and accolades as you just sit there like wtf

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 2:06 pm

Yes, that was great, I was thinking he has to get the joke doesn’t he. Then I thought well, maybe it is his birthday.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 1:43 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 3:54 pm

Happy birthday

Surly Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 3:56 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:55 pm

Rapoport says the Lions have agreed on an extension for WR Amon-Ra St. Brown. He gets 4 years and more than $120M with $77M guaranteed. Makes St. Brown the highest-paid WR in the NFL.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:56 pm

For now…..

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:57 pm

Yep

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:58 pm

JJ extension confirmed by the end of the week?

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 1:00 pm

Someone was reporting that the deal was done.
I posted that story yesterday I think.
No clue if it’s accurate.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 1:03 pm

Does it get undone/redone now?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:05 pm

I bet they knew what was coming. Or maybe the deal was he gets 10% more than whatever contract is the highest lol

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 1:07 pm

Yeah… the hits just keep on coming. But, is there a limit to what you pay for a guy who touches the ball less than 7 times a game or so?

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:10 pm

Here’s what I mean about your false takes.

If you think JJ’s only impact on offense is when the ball is actually thrown to him, you are clueless.

Defenses have to account for him on ALL passing plays. Maybe even a large number of running plays.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 1:12 pm

Too nuanced man, break out the crayons.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 1:13 pm

Yeah… because when he doesn’t touch the ball it’s a HUGE impact.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:14 pm

See what I mean DE?

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 1:29 pm

Yep.
It’s a one way train.

Everything about the Vikings sucks, except when Kirko was here.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 1:33 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:14 pm

More than Kirks impact. Defenses werent changing things up to account for Kirks ability.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:15 pm

Yep, because maybe, just maybe, defenses have to have 2 guys follow JJ until the play unfolds, leaving a receiver open for a completion, that never would have occurred. It’s like saying Randy Moss had no impact and wasn’t worth it. I get you weren’t a fan until Kirko arrived, but just giving you data you might have missed.

Pretty complicated for a guy who claims he likes data.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 1:43 pm

Maybe… that’s what you got? Stay on the porch son.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:32 pm

I understand but hate this rationale… Me might only touch the ball less than 7 times but every time he’s on the field he dictates the defense’s attention. You can use him all over in formations to get other people favorable matchups. That’s a very short sighted view.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 2:24 pm

You must stay on the porch with that take. Motion doesn’t work. That’s why no team in the NFL uses motion anymore.

Thats the data/logic he is using.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 2:29 pm

Not to mention motioning him can force the defense to show their hand and make the QB’s job easier.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:48 pm

Nah. Only Kirko could figure that out. Nobody else in the NFL knows how to do that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 2:53 pm

JJ will do just fine at it, can throw harder and run faster.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 3:16 pm

I would agree with this to an extent. But I also think he has a point – where is the breakeven for the cost of one man on the team, where he is overpaid? Like most people can agree KC was/is a very good QB, but maybe didn’t justify his contract price. Where is that line for a WR (or JJ specifically)?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 3:19 pm

JJ is the best player at his position in the league and according to the players themselves, the best player in the league at all positions in 2022. Plus he hasn’t turned into a diva, spends time in the community and is seemingly a good dude. Pay the man.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:35 pm

$50 million a year? Again, where’s the line? I’m not saying he’s not worth a lot, but diminishing returns and hamstringing other positions of need, like the argument against someone else who plays QB. Don’t get me wrong – I want him on the team. Just might be problematic at too high of a price, particularly if injuries start piling up, which is a risk with any player.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:06 pm

Id guess JJ’s deal surpasses the latest one by a wide margin. To me that’s like $2 million plus per year.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 1:07 pm

Yeah and they were just giving Amon Ra a chance to be the highest paid for a couple hours.

DE Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 1:28 pm

Yep.
Threw him a bone to be tied for the highest paid WR (Hill) until the next deal goes down.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 2:01 pm

It wouldn’t surprise me if JJ’s deal gets announced tomorrow before the draft – but I also believe that Minny is absolutely fielding calls regarding JJ’s availability via trade. I don’t think they’ll trade him – deep WR class this year kind of drives his price down a bit regarding draft pick compensation, but it’d be foolish for them to not at least listen to offers up until draft day.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 2:05 pm

Why would they announce it prior to the draft when you believe that they are considering a trade for draft picks?
After the draft if he is not traded seems more logical.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 6:50 pm

AJ Brown’s deal with Philadelphia was announced the same night he was traded. Presumably the sides had been talking for a while and a deal got done on draft night.

I could see a scenario where Minny fields calls regarding JJ’s availability up to a certain point – say 4 pm on draft day – while also having an offer they think will be accepted by JJ ready to be signed, and announced, shortly thereafter.

Framework and talks of these deals can and do go on for months but as NVF has pointed out the actual presentation of the offer and signing of the deal can happen in mere minutes. Especially if the framework is already in place.

I could see a scenario where JJ’s deal (if there is one) gets announced within a few minutes of the Vikings drafting a QB, assuming they do. I’m not saying his deal is contingent upon them drafting a QB. I just think all signs point to them doing so at 11 or 23 and once that’s done I don’t think it’s a stretch to envision some television pundit saying something to the effect of:

‘Vikings newly drafted QB will have the best in the business to throw to as Justin Jefferson has agreed to a 4 year, 79 bajillion dollar deal…’

I also think announcing the deal on draft day in that scenario (post drafted QBOTF) would go a long way to appease JJ. He’s the best in the game, wants to be paid like it – and also wants the recognition that he’s paid like it. He wants the title of highest paid WR and a public spectacle and all of social media reacting to ‘that man gettin that bag’ is good way to go about it.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:04 pm

JJ’s response: Chump Change

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:45 pm

Re-setting the market for WRs.

DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:51 pm

It’s official. The Goat says “no” on JJ McCarthy.

https://x.com/KyleSloter/status/1782780510403482038

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:54 pm

Don’t believe he is the Goat at talent analysis.

DE Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 12:56 pm

Just a little SloterGoat hyperbole.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 3:34 pm

True, but his opinion is certainly just as valid as any of us here.

DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:43 pm

https://x.com/vikingzfanpage/status/1783155576467259876

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:47 pm

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:48 pm

I like it, we need a #0 flying around on this defense.

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 2:51 pm

Marcus Davenport left? I didn’t even notice he was here.

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 2:52 pm

🤣

HUNViking
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 3:41 pm

Should have looked on the couch. Or under it.

DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:40 pm

Vikings First Round QB selections:

1977 – Tommy Kramer – 27th
1999 – Daunte Culpepper – 11th
2011 – Christian Ponder – 12th
2014 – Teddy Bridgewater – 32nd

freezeyface
24 April 2024 11:46 am

if i could have just ONE birthday wish….

it would be that we all just got along for ONCE. can you guys not do that FOR ME?!?! ON MY BIRTHDAY?!?!?!

Wrenage
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 11:49 am

I now have a foolproof way to remember my anniversary, which is also today.

Someday my wife will say, “I am so touched you always remember our anniversary. Many men forget them over the course of time.”

And I will say, “Of course I remember our anniversary! How could I forget! It’s the same day as Freezy’s birthday!”

“Wait..what?”

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 11:55 am

The Teacher and I got married on Valentines Day to reduce the chances of me forgetting.
True story.

Wrenage
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:56 am

That is really good thinking. Now you only have to get each other one gift instead of two.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 11:58 am

Her idea actually, reinforces my common sense for marrying her.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 12:00 pm

Married July first, so now if I just remember the month I know it’s the first of that month lol.

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 12:04 pm

Easy way to remember is 68 days after Freezy’s birthday!

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 12:13 pm

68 days is lots of time to forget again after being reminded by Freezy that the day is coming.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 12:24 pm

It’s one less than 69…

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 12:24 pm

HA! Good point!

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 12:42 pm

I suck at remembering birthdays. I think my wife and brother are the only loved ones birthdays I can actually recall.

I can remember months, though. Like I know mom’s birthday is in December.

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 1:02 pm

I’m the exact opposite.
For whatever reason, I know my entire families birthdate and year.
I even know my dead grandparents birthdate and year.

But I’m terrible with remember names of people I meet.

KFEY93
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 11:50 am

NO! FUCK YOU!

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY! <3

Surly Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 11:51 am

Sure. I will not post again until tomorrow.

Happy Birthday Freeze!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 11:52 am

Honestly confusing wording. “It would be be that we all just got along for ONCE.” Followed by, “Can you guys not do that FOR ME?!?!?!” Intentional?

freezeyface
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 12:50 pm

i can neither confirm nor deny that granmer is not my favorite thing

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 12:14 pm

Happy birthday 🥶

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 12:22 pm

No.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:25 am

This draft reminds me of 1983 in regard to the QB Class.
That year the top six QBs went in this order.

John Elway, Todd Blackledge, Jim Kelly, Tony Eason, Ken O’Brien, and Dan Marino

Hope we draft smart with some common sense, which would be nice.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:36 am

Me too! I remember it well… (I wasn’t alive I’m lying!)

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 11:45 am

I was off playing Army (Berlin Brigade) and there was no internet.
I certainly read about it after the fact but there wasn’t the pre-draft build up like there is now.
I do remember that we got Joey Browner CB, in the first round that year, so pretty decent.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:36 am

Time will tell

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:45 am

Demonstrates the ‘coin flip’ nature of the draft process.

3 of those guys went on to be HoFer’s

The other 3 went on to do very little of note. With the exception of Todd Blackledge who went on to be a broadcaster (and notorious Husker hater)

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 11:49 am

Thought Tony Eason going to the SB with NE was noteworthy.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:57 am

*footnote in the story of the ‘85 Bears….

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:19 pm

Footnote is still a note.

#ha

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 12:36 pm

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:46 pm

Nice to have a win,
Even though it feels like I won on a technicality.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 12:35 pm

O’Brien did make a few pro bowls and had one legendary shootout with Dan Marino.

Eason started the aforementioned 85 Super Bowl – and was murdered.

So I guess they both were noteworthy in that regard.

Nothing compared to Elway (who still has the strongest arm that I have ever seen.

Or Marino (maybe the best pure passer in history)

Or Kelly – just a gunslinger and probably the 2nd greatest QB to never win a SB (behind Marino)

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:56 am

All 1st Rounders by the way.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 12:04 pm

I’m very aware of the 83 class.

All of the aforementioned QBs – but also HoFer’s in Darrell Green, Richard Dent, Eric Dickerson, Bruce Mathews, Jim Covert…

Not to mention Vikings greats Joey Browner and Carl Lee.

Nate Newton and Mark Tuinei (RIP) – integral parts of the great Dallas Offensive Lines both went undrafted.

Legendary class for sure

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:15 pm

Always cracked me up that we got RB Mark Rush in the 4th. Too bad he sucked.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 12:05 pm

3/6 HoF, if we apply the 50% to this class and choices are bust or HoF how does one rank this class?
I think Williams and Daniels bust, HoF for the rest.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:12 am

Just need a video of Drake Maye hitting a 6 footer with McCarthy lighting the bowl – forcing both to drop.

Maye @ 1.11

McCarthy @ 1.23

Boom! 2 QB System!

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:29 pm

Brilliant, Can any of you tech types AI a video tonight and release it in the morning? Won’t be time to debunk it by draft time.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:12 am

Would be happy with either

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 11:13 am

Neither… Kirk Ponder OR NOTHING!

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 11:44 am

Now that would be a QB combo…big yikes

DE Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 11:14 am

Yep.
I will be fine with Penix or Nix with a stud DL at #23.

My gut says Kwesi won’t go full on trade to get to 3,4 or 5.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:17 am

Could get to 8 though. Oh the irony.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 11:19 am

Not sure Atlanta would trade with us.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:21 am

Sure they would. No reason not to.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:28 am

Hope you are correct.
Fear that you are not.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:52 am

I think so too. I think they might have tentative deals in place while potentially engaging in a disinformation campaign but ultimately they’ll see what falls on draft night. KAM has got to be aware of public perception of his horse trading abilities or lack thereof (not that awareness inspires change) and understands the opportunity in front of him and KOC to get this right. I think if he trades up it’ll be reasonable. I think there’s a 50/50 chance they just stay put.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:55 am

Or he’ll pass over a high-quality player to trade with Detroit and get negative value. We’ll see – I’m certainly skeptical of him and the job he’s done.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 12:58 pm

Yeah, you’re probably right.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:59 am

That’s my take as well.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:38 am

I’ll ask again about Penix… is his evaluation lower only because of his injury history? I keep hearing about that but then I realized the last time he was injured was 3 years ago and played great and wasn’t injured the last 2 years so I don’t get the BIG worry.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 11:43 am

It’s perspective of the “evaluators” at work here. When Washington downed Texas, Penix was seen as a first-round prospect. However, Michigan then steamrolled Washington in the national championship, pushing Penix to a second-round consolation prize overnight. Now, he has started to climb back to that original assessment with reports that coaches are higher on him than scouts, as he is ranked as high as No. 2 by some.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 11:52 am

His injury history has a lot of people concerned.
Some Vikings fans have PTSD from QBs with injury history.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:55 am

Pretty much all Vikings fans have PTSD about the team…

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:01 pm

True,
Tried to narrow it down to the topic at hand.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:07 pm

Might be the truest of all true statements.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 11:47 am

Age, injury history and lack of a consistent intermediate/short game.

Surly Viking
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:03 pm

This.
Great deep ball, but short and intermediate routes he misses too often. If coach can fix that, he would be great.

Injuries are old news, he survived the last to years.

Of course, he may die on the Vikings practice field…..

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 11:56 am

My guess is that yes, it’s mostly because of injuries.

Penix suffered four season-ending injuries from 2018 through 2021, dating back to his days at Indiana. This included multiple torn ACL injuries on the same right knee, as he appeared in just 21 total games in four years with the Hoosiers.

KFEY93
24 April 2024 10:36 am

I will take any QB that KOC and KAM want. Im trusting their process, this draft is what they were brought in for, for better or for worse. This is the path I believe the team needed to take, and Im finally having some hope again. SKOL

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 10:37 am

A perennial downer that doesn’t believe the Vikings will have a winning record this year trusts the GM and coach to make a good decision? That seems quite contradictory.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 11:05 am

Oh you dont know me at all if you think im a perennial downer. Im a what have you done for me lately. Anyone with any sort of critical eye knew this team was going no where with Kirk on the roster after the end of 2019. As long as he was here there was no reason to get excited about…anything really. So, misjudge me as you will. You and those who up vote you will see soon enough. I hope you find joy in this new era of the Vikings as much as I do.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 11:12 am

I hope to find joy as well. I just don’t like how you use the logic of “Kirk hasn’t ever done or won anything and never will” because of his track record, but yet what have the Vikings or KAM/KOC ever done? KAM in particular has shown little promise IMO. And you attack others over their optimism and belief that he is a good QB, and you never let that go. So it’s funny how you can be so pessimistic in one respect and disrespect so many people (particularly NLNVF, who is very logical and respectful IMO), and then everybody is supposed to respect your opinion and not be critical of you?

Have a nice day.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 11:48 am

Not like my logic all you want, its a fact, after a decade + of time and chance after chance you have to call a spade a spade. To not do so is madness. I give all people and players chances. Kirks had his long over due. KAM and KOC have not, this is the beginning of their chance to do what they set out to do, and will be judged accordingly. And they sure as hell wont get a decade to “figure it out” either. I attack NLNVF and his dog Jrob because they forced me to. If you go back to when they first joined here I tried be kind and reasonable to them and have a logical discussion, after about a month that went off the rails and their derangement was apparent. I hate know it alls, and people that dont own up to being wrong. And he’s one of the biggest here. He doesnt need you to defend him either. I demand no respect. Shit on me all you want, just expect to get it back. Have a nice day.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 12:10 pm

I have a hard time believing you were “kind and reasonable” to them, when you’ve jumped all over me calling my takes garbage/dumpster fires before I even knew who the hell you were. Anyhow, enjoy the rest of your day.

KFEY93
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 12:39 pm

Again, feel how you wanna feel. I just think you should have all the data before making an assumption. You might have caught heat from me being fired up from arguing with Mr. Brickwall 24/7, for that I apologize. But…your takes have been not great so far, as im sure you think mine are trash too. It is what it is.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 11:09 am

The newest downers are the ones who are butt hurt that their QB left for more money.

KFEY93
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:11 am

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:12 am

Nah, I hope we get a good QB, just don’t trust we will. In fact, it is much more likely we won’t.

DE Viking
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 11:17 am

I hope whoever the QB is, the team can win playoff games.
I could care less about stats. They mean nothing if the wins don’t come with the gaudy stats.

Mjolnir
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:13 am

I got butt hurt once.

left a permanent crack down the middle.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 11:30 am

Slipping on ice and getting a bruised tailbone can leave a dent, no doubt.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 11:27 am

No one is butt hurt that Cousins is playing for Atlanta this year. You’re wrong again DE.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:02 pm

Says the guy who has complained about everything the Vikings are doing since Kirko left for more money.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:07 pm

Laughing… says the man so full of KDS he can’t see a comment about Cousins and not immediately go off the deep end.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:28 pm

You can’t see a comment about other players or teams, or feel the weather or shopping, without putting on your Kirk Crusader cape

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 12:31 pm

Laughing… OK Mr hater.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:04 pm

Dude, you turned a comment about Taylor Heineke kicking out a door and Slick Rick trading for Sam Bradford into a Kirk rant.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:29 pm

KDS….
Kirk Defender Syndrome.
That’s you.

But yeah, Kirk isn’t as good as his defenders claim, and I have no problem going off on false claims and fake takes by the defenders.
If that triggers you or others, I’m happy to oblige.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:33 pm

Laughing so hard now… the most prolific QB in Vikings history isn’t really all that good.

You’re hilarious DE.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:41 pm

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 12:45 pm

You’re hilarious too.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 1:06 pm

1 playoff win in how many years? Oh, but muh stats!

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 1:09 pm

Laughing… yeah with the Redskins and the Vikings… enough said.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 4:40 pm

Yeah a Vikings team that was so bad that with almost an identical roster went to the NFC CG the year before he who shall not be named showed up.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 4:48 pm

And the offense was way better…

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:40 pm

You do know KDS means Kirk Defense Syndrome right?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 12:45 pm

You do know you’re wrong, as usual right? Stay on the porch son.

KFEY93
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 12:47 pm

Its a made up acronym I can use it however I want you walking brick wall. Stay on the golf course geriatric.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 12:57 pm

Laughing… yes, you make all kinds of shit up and insist it’s real. Stay on the porch son.

Mjolnir
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 10:45 am

I like it. Solid plan considering we really have no choice, or say in the matter.

It would be nice if Minny could get this pick right and shake the stink of bad picks in the 1st round:

Troy Williamson
Demetrious Underwood
Erasmus James
Christian Ponder
Laquon Treadwell
Jeff Gladney
Lewis Cine
Mike Hughes

Let those demons be exorcised and let’s get this one right.

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 11:02 am

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Agreed! A NEW ERA BEGINS!

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 2:16 pm

Let’s see what this new era brings… we do live in interesting times, in more than one way.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 10:47 am

Fair point. Every person that was screaming for getting rid of Rick should be on board until the team is at least out from under Rick’s thumb or bloated contracts. This and next year max, then you can have a real evaluation of what KAM has done to get talent and what KOC can do with that talent. I’m pretty sold on KOC, really like him. KAM, I like his business cents but sold on his drafting ability yet.

KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 10:57 am

Yup, im 100% in line with you as well.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:12 am

Yeah right around then. The fact he made it past the end of the 2019 season is malpractice on ownership.

KFEY93
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 12:43 pm

Correct

Surly Viking
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 11:53 am

No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 10:04 am

Pundits are working overtime coming up with every possible (conceivable) combination of draft events, so they can say after the fact, they “foresaw” what was coming.

Mjolnir
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 10:08 am

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 10:14 am

Laughing… I knew that was coming.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 10:18 am

Princess Bride Auto Rec.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 10:20 am

Yeah… but we’re forced to endure their unrelenting drivel for months and months, anyway.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 10:53 am

Who is forcing you?
Ignoring the obvious idiots is always an option.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:29 am

True…

Surly Viking
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 11:55 am

I feel bad that you are ignoring me.

Ignoring the obvious idiots

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Surly Viking
24 April 2024 11:59 am

Laughing… you are far from an idiot Surly.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
24 April 2024 12:06 pm

You are not on my list of ‘Idiots to Ignore’.
But I can add you if you would like.

Northwoods
24 April 2024 9:35 am

I’m leaning Maye over McCarthy if both are available when we pick.

Anyone else?

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 9:52 am

Just my opinion, but to me McCarthy processes far better than Maye. Maye is a great big guy with a strong arm. Reminds me a lot of Cam Newton. Grew up always being the biggest guy on the field. Great athlete, may not be a great NFL QB, long term.

JMO of course.

freezeyface
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 9:54 am

I’ve leaned JJ for a while now….

i still do. but i’d take either

DE Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 10:09 am

I lean McCarthy. I feel a leadership edge over Maye while being in the spotlight.

Why do you lean Maye?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:07 pm

I saw an incredible summary yesterday of McCarthy’s “career” as a starting QB from high school through college. He was redshirted in both freshman seasons of HS varsity and at Michigan. In the 3 seasons he started in HS and 2 seasons in college, his overall record is 61-3.

He played in two-straight state championships in high school, winning 1 of them, transferred to IMG his senior year, won a national championship and then won a national championship in his 2nd year at Michigan. His worst season record over his 5 season span as a starting QB is 12-1, his sophomore year (and his first year as the starting QB) at Michigan.

His evaluations may be getting dinged because of limited stats but man, the dude is a winner.

DE Viking
Reply to  skolifer
24 April 2024 1:22 pm

Correct.
Doesn’t mean it will translate to the NFL, but the winning track record is what makes me lean to JJ McCarthy.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 2:30 pm

the winning track record

It’s almost like he’s the Anti-Kirk

; )

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  skolifer
24 April 2024 4:35 pm

So no experience dealing with adversity… got it. 😉

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 5:29 pm

Maybe he did that while playing with hemorrhoids, idk. I’m also not sure what your comment has to do with mine unless you can provide an adversity score for the other QBs in the draft.

Until then, I will give you some credit for probably knowing more about adversity than me, because I imagine it’s hard to be you.

Northwoods
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 12:28 pm

The physical traits, and more experience leading the team with his arm vs relying on the ground game.

I could be convinced otherwise – you guys are making a good case for JJ.

I’d be lying if I said this doesn’t play a part of it:
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Howdy Doody and Albert E Newman’s lovechild.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 12:31 pm

Albert E. Newman Auto Rec.

Northwoods
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 1:44 pm

Oh, man. I’m guilty x2 on his name.

Alfred E. Neuman.

But, Mahomes and Tyreek Hill are a couple of goofy looking guys, and they’re pretty darn good, so judging the book by the cover…..

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 1:46 pm

And Mahomes puts ketchup on literally everything and sounds like Kermit. Maybe a little goofiness is a good thing. JJ also meditates before games.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 1:47 pm

I was wondering about the Albert vs Alfred part. But not enough to look it up as I was distracted.
Spelling is not my bailiwick.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 12:31 pm

Little makeup and he’s the joker

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 12:34 pm

The face of the Vikings…

HUNViking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 2:21 pm

The face of the Vikings should look more like this IMO…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
24 April 2024 2:26 pm

All JJ needs to do is grow a beard and he’ll be good.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 2:27 pm

Plus, they still have this guy.
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HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 3:42 pm

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 10:17 am

Don’t know if its smoke or not but I think JJ has that killer instinct, similar to Jordan or Brady. I like that in a QB. Large QB’s are fun also Big Ben was tough to bring down. I am a medium rare guy with beef, rare with deer and elk which I eat much much more than beef. Bear is always well done or brined and smoked. Bears are not uncommonly infected with trichinella.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkolfromMT
24 April 2024 10:21 am

deer and elk which I eat much much more than beef.’

I’m Jelly.
My friends who hunt have not been lucky the last few years.
Hope to get more Venison when I get to Idaho.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 10:42 am

We have good years and not so good years. Last year household shot 4 bulls and 3-4 whitetail and some antelope. Some years we’ve been skunked. Idaho has some excellent big game hunting.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  SkolfromMT
24 April 2024 10:49 am

And I understand the Opening of Hunting Season in Idaho is practically a state holiday.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 10:51 am

Indeed.

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:38 am

Wow, deep pull. I have not seen that GIF in a long, long time.

I am open to marrying her. She seems very enthusiastic.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 12:51 pm

‘I am open to marrying her’

She looks Korean, if so a hard no for me.
Kimchi is some nasty stuff.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 10:32 am

I’ve been on the McCarthy bandwagon since last year. I like his intangibles. I think the kid is a leader and will succeed at the next level.

Maye has all the physical skills. Gifted with size and athletic ability and a cannon arm. But I’m snake bit on QB’s from North Carolina because of Trubisky, which may be folly considering how CJ Stroud seems to have shattered the idea that ‘Ohio State QB’s don’t succeed in the NFL’ – maybe the same can be said about Maye.

My rankings (which mean less than nothing)

McCarthy
Daniels
Nix
Maye

The more I see of ‘Bubble-Screen Bo’ the more I like. Not the strongest arm in the class but he’s a good athlete, lots of experience, and seems to have the ‘between the ears’ trait that is so important.

SkolfromMT
SkolfromMT
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 10:50 am

RE: Trubinsky, have a BIL who is a yuuge bears fan. Occasionally I’ll ask him to remind me who the bears passed at QB in order to draft him. He usually doesn’t answer, just stares into space. Also he’s convinced Williams will be a bust. He is a bit gun-shy.

Mjolnir
Reply to  SkolfromMT
24 April 2024 11:06 am

My buddy is also a huge Bears fan – he’ll be watching the draft over here on Thursday night. I also troll him about Chicago TRADING UP to take Trubisky when either Mahomes or Watson were there.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 10:49 am

McCarthy may very well be better, but I have a hard time rooting for anyone from Michigan due to the fact that everyone I’ve ever met that has gone to that school is a conceited tool. And I’ve met dozens.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 10:53 am

That’s fair and I get it. I’ve also met more than one Wolverine who enjoyed their own stink.

Surly Viking
Reply to  Northwoods
24 April 2024 11:56 am

Same.
More than anything, I would like them to stay put and get a QB and defensive starter in round 1 vs trading up.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:50 am

Where are we at capwise?

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 8:52 am

About $17 million in 2024 cap space available.
Knock off about $5 million for rookies/practice squad.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 9:21 am

So there’s still at least 1 big move coming a couple small… got it.

DE Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 10:10 am

Correct.
Not sure what Howard would want cash wise.

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 9:53 am

Several teams are interested in Howard. Would be a good get for the Vikings IMO.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 12:08 pm

Like the idea of a proven veteran rather than a Draft Pick.
Especially since Flores knows the vet well and can make the call.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
24 April 2024 1:08 pm

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SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 1:18 pm

Well I have heard it said that ‘you can never have enough CBs’.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 10:22 am

Yes they should.

DE Viking
24 April 2024 8:29 am

These are all of the current 2024 draft picks for the Vikings.

  • R1: No. 11
  • R1: No. 23 (from CLE thru HOU)
  • R4: No. 108
  • R4: No. 129 (from DET)
  • R5: No. 157 (from CLE)
  • R5: No. 167 (from KC)
  • R6: No. 177 (from CAR thru JAX)
  • R7: No. 230 (from ATL thru CLE and ARI)
  • R7: No. 232 (from DEN thru SF and HOU)

I hope they trade up back into the 2nd or 3rd round with some of these picks.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 8:39 am

All picks are important but 129,157,167,177 will be crucial for some depth players.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 9:32 am

Yeah, not good. Year 3 for kwesi, he needs to nail this draft.

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:06 am

Fair assessment. First draft was really bad, especially that trade back with DET.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
24 April 2024 1:09 pm

They were still working with Rick and Zim’s scouts. Seeing improvement from year 1 to year 2 gives me hope.

DE Viking
24 April 2024 8:24 am

How the mockers fail.
This was what the mockers were predicting for the 49ers in 2021.

They chose Trey Lance.

https://x.com/scoutdnfl/status/1782791832478384543

No longer New Vikings Fan
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 9:55 am

Draft “experts” aren’t expert at anything except talking.

DE Viking
Reply to  No longer New Vikings Fan
24 April 2024 10:12 am

Correct.

Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 7:53 am

QOTD: Steak only has 2 ways to be cooked that are any good. Rare and chef’s suggestion. I’ve been to places where the Chef suggests medium rare, and when that happens I take their word for it, though I think that suggestion is usually to entice the numb nuts dumb dumbs who like it more done. I will say though my ex-wife’s grandpa who was the nicest, best shining example of a wonderful man… he liked his steak well done with ketchup… his only damning quality.

As far as the draft, is the only reason Penix isn’t a top 5 draft pick QB because of his injury history…? Wasn’t his last injury 3 years ago and has played pretty damn good the last 2 years without issues?

Surly Viking
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 11:59 am

Penix has some issues with mid range passes, and with the NFL offense needing 5-15 yard outs and crossing routes, that is a big deal.

If Coach thinks he can fix that, I would be on board. Guy has a fantastic deep ball, and him throwing to JJ for years could be a lot of fun.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Surly Viking
24 April 2024 12:10 pm

KOC talked about QB draft options with fixable issues vs those with unfixable ones.
Not sure where Penix’s mid range passes fall in relations but Michigan certainly took advantage of it in the Championship game.

Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 7:49 am

I was apart of 25% of yesterday’s summary, earlier in the week I got 10 thumbs down on one post…

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 7:54 am

I meant today’s summary about yesterday. I iz duhmz

VikingPhilip
24 April 2024 7:30 am

Apparently I’m one of the bad people. I like my steak medium.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:07 am

As long as it has a hot pink center, it’s usually still pretty good.

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
24 April 2024 9:48 am

Same here. Medium is the way.

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
24 April 2024 6:13 am

Happy birthday Freezyface.

freezeyface
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 8:09 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:32 am

i’m 5

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freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:38 am

YES

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 11:45 am

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Edgecrusher71
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 8:39 am
KFEY93
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
24 April 2024 9:57 am

DANCING IS FORBIDDEN!

HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 9:50 am

Happy Birthday Freezey 🍻

freezeyface
Reply to  HUNViking
24 April 2024 9:58 am

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HUNViking
Reply to  freezeyface
24 April 2024 2:54 pm

DE Viking
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 8:14 am

Do you guys slide into each others DM’s or something?

Happy B-Day freezey !!
I gave you street cred.

freezeyface
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 8:20 am

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JacksonVike
JacksonVike
24 April 2024 6:13 am

QotD: Rare to Blue

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
24 April 2024 6:06 am

Happy Hump Day!

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
24 April 2024 6:04 am

QotD: Medium Rare.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
24 April 2024 6:03 am

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
24 April 2024 9:51 am

DE Viking
24 April 2024 5:57 am

Q of the Day: Medium Rare.

You missed a dig at Kirk and grilling on your QOTD.

DE Viking
Reply to  DE Viking
24 April 2024 6:00 am

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DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:09 am

Fair enough.

Surly Viking
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 12:00 pm

Just wait until the season starts. I am looking forward to lurking there for the laughs.

Wrenage
24 April 2024 5:56 am

QOTD: I will eat a steak at all levels. Ketchup is the great doneness equalizer.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 6:08 am

DE Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 6:13 am

Ketchup is the great doneness equalizer.

Yuk.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 7:30 am

I love ketchup, however, not on a steak. I haven’t put ketchup on a steak since I was a kid.

Wrenage
Reply to  VikingPhilip
24 April 2024 7:45 am

I put ketchup on all forms of beef: steak, roast, ground…

Mustard goes on all forms of pork.

Chicken, turkey, duck and fish are eaten free of condiments.

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 8:35 am

No tarter sauce with your fish?

Wrenage
Reply to  vikesfanincheeseland
24 April 2024 8:38 am

I guess sometimes, when the fish is breaded.

I typically like my fish baked or grilled and just use salt and pepper on it.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 11:03 am

If you like Cajun/spicy flavors on fish I’d recommend Slap Ya Mama seasoning. It’s great on most things.

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 11:30 am

Tony Cachere’s is better

Mjolnir
Reply to  bowbunch
24 April 2024 11:40 am

I like that one too – I use it as a rub when I grill chicken legs.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 11:59 am

Also amazing on just about anything!

https://seasoneverything.online/

vikesfanincheeseland
vikesfanincheeseland
Reply to  VikingPhilip
24 April 2024 8:30 am

Same here, gotta be A1 sauce for me, and medium.

KFEY93
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 9:58 am

You have to be trolling….

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 10:47 am

He’s from Worthington, it checks out.

Mjolnir
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 10:49 am

Wrenage
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 11:39 am

Near Worthington, not Worthington!

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  Wrenage
24 April 2024 2:41 pm

So you live somewhere between the hog processing plant and the sewage ponds.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  JacksonVike
24 April 2024 2:44 pm

Commieville between the wastelands (aka the moat), the cheeseland and the cornland is close enough.

Wrenage
Reply to  KFEY93
24 April 2024 11:41 am

I grew up on burnt steaks, so I never even understood the concepts of medium and rare until deep adulthood. I’m like Bane in Dark Knight Rises.

I was born in the doneness, molded by it…

Surly Viking
24 April 2024 5:44 am

GM
FTP
SKOL!

QotD – Medium Rare

Great song selection.

Happy Hump Day!

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HUNViking
24 April 2024 3:44 am

Happy Hump Day!

Mjolnir
24 April 2024 12:33 am

Gooooooose Morning Nordic Nutbags!

Danzig F****** Rules!
🤘🤪🤘

QotD: Medium Rare

Happy Humpday!

I kicked the absolute snot out of my Nephew in Madden and Gooser and I decided to celebrate with a late-night bowlski and some veggie straws.

See you fellas in the morning.

Skol

Also…. first!

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HUNViking
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 3:19 am

First auto rec

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
24 April 2024 6:32 am

I can’t believe you missed out on being first, with a post so early (our time).

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
24 April 2024 9:55 am

Mjolnir beat me to it today, have to hand it to him. Good job.

FloridaSKOL
FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
24 April 2024 6:04 am

Good morning, SKOL!

FTP!

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:01 am

Smoking a bowl man, you load a bowl of weed and smoke it… and Veggie straws are funny, yes they are good but their number one ingredient are potatoes because potatoes are a vegetables They are straw shaped potato chips lol.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 8:49 am

Doggs smoke weed mang.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 9:16 am

Thought that was a long playing joke for a Super Bowl ad?

JacksonVike
JacksonVike
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 9:43 am

Supposedly he did, to switch to his new brand of gummies.

DE Viking
Reply to  benjammin
24 April 2024 10:15 am

That was an ad and PR campaign about some new smoker thingy. My kids were texting me about Snoop Dog giving up weed and my reply was….wait for the rest of story.

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