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All is quiet in Viking-Land. No injuries have been popping up and we’ll take that good news all day every day! Things are looking up in the Vikings for 9+ win crowd.
Minnesota Vikings News:
Looks like the Vikings will get neither Tua or Teddy on Sunday… but Thompson
If you haven’t make sure to check out the Fan Huddle and let us know how your Viking Voyage began
Whats this? The Vikings offensive line is… improving? Can that be right?
Skins are broken
Redskins are freaking baadddddd that’s an auto win.
Bears lose! Let’s goooo
Lmao he’s short, FTB
Chicago may pull it out.
That’s some quality football going on right now.
We beat dolphins… we’re going 7-1. Skins suckkkkkk
Checked the score and game looks like a snooze fest
Doomer repellent
How many other teams have had 3 divisional games at home already?
3-0 doomer
I think dewey had an extra stinky diaper to change, lifer very mad today. Hope he had a clothes pin for his nose
Five has less hair than Charlie Brown and more chins than mama june.
lifer can’t spell Bob backwards
you can’t read apparently
Make America Great Again
Morons Again Get Abused
But he can spell it forward 🤷
Lifer is off his meds again, so be ready to be called a racist maga bag of cum or some such thing if you post anything
Yeah, bad day at the factory. Thinking some balloons popped and he might have hit the zima. Hope he can get the many anti psycho drugs he needs.
Great day today at work…you wouldn’t know you can’t find an employer to pay you a salary like someone with an actual skill.
is discount golf hiring gophers?
No they hire professionals they’re a 12 billion annual revenue company.
minimum wage still $5.99 in that nice red state?
You need a job? About what you’re worth
no, want to be sure you have enough
Maybe I’ll do a poll and if it comes out in favor I’ll fly down to red NC and slap the dogshit out of lifer. thoughts?
He’s off his meds again. You can always tell by the rants and name calling.
Yeah, he likely got fired from discount golf, tough economy and they can sweep up on their own
Lol…you wouldn’t know 1099 you have to lie on your taxes and sell your shit to get by.
Sketchers lol….ok Romo
Shut up you racist misogynistic fuck. Maybe if you weren’t such a pig of a man you could get a date.
Just for that I’m putting a spell on you
Says the guy who’s mom got knocked up when her sister spit her dad’s seed into her
I’ll pay for the trip mother fucker and rig the poll to say you should.
You seem retarded…
That’s my friend and I’m telling him you called him names, lol
nice to see you steal my material, like biden in college and for speeches
Too scared to post a pic of yourself. Maybe go make sure your name and address is hidden so you can sleep at night you scared little cuck.
You drinking again?
looks like it, got to think the old lady ran off with the plumber for good
Do it!!! I’d pay to see a boxing match hahah
Woonum DNP with illness
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What if the refugees are racists? So can we start with the BLM members and then go to KKK and the Jewish Defense League and Black Panthers?
Lol….Dan for the win….
Great spokesman. Fuck him.
says the guy who was ruined due to it, lmao
Just more hypocrisy from the liars. A billion dollars in damages for offending someone and hurting their feewings.
Go kill something finally.
Lifer trying to shoot a 22 LR:
reminds me of the video with AC/DC thunderstruck set to people shooting guns and the recoil kicking their ass. Its hilarious.
I bet our new Dr. shrinks the head of our opponent the next game
Just might happen
Law teacher in Spain shares pen cheating system student used: ‘What art!’The student offered to reveal his identity if he was given some free beer
Reminds me of the 3 big cheating scandals this year.
They just arrested that Bastard fish stiffer.
Fish stiffer? Is that some new fetish?
Fish stuffer Ben.
cheating ass liar.
I had to look up the anal beads kid to see wtf that was about. So apparently he had vibrating beads up his ass that worked by remote. So he had someone on a laptop somewhere who used a program that when the grand master made a move would calculate the next move to win the match and his partner would signal via the beads what move to make next. Apparently they had a code set up. Grand Master knew he was cheating instantly and called it out but didnt know how necessarily.
FFS, that’s pathetic
For fraud? I know a couple kids who got busted in a local ice fishing tourney in the midwest a couple years ago
lmao
VERY ‘INTIMATE’:Kim Kardashian tells grandma details of sex life with Pete Davidson
Who cares
there was a pete convo the other day
all those hoes do it talk about how many big dicks they have had
Saudis say president wanted to delay oil production cut until after election, risking higher gas prices
treasonous fkn scum devil
Nothing to see here. You need to focus on the Jan. 6 hearings and the evil orange man. Trump is the real villain.
No the left FBI that orchestrated the whole thing, including Pelosi
And since they wouldn’t wait until after the election to help the demons, they are now exploring ways to punish them such as stopping weapons sales. I thought threatening to take something away from another government unless they did what you wanted them to do was a bad thing? I could have swore that sort of action was claimed to be an impeachable offense not too long ago.
They have bidet on tape admitting he did what Trump was accused of and impeached for.
Yep, but that doesn’t matter. I found a girl for ya:
Future IRS agent, except she couldn’t get into college to get an accounting degree.
Hasn’t a clue what she’s doing.
Perfect gvt employee then
Deaf mute wouldn’t be wearing ear protection, lol
Lol…Trump would say no go ahead please cut production I want to win honestly.
Trump would say do whatever you want we are going to pump a shitload of oil in America and make money for Americans.
Yes because Biden has said stop pumping oil domestically lol….you wingers just need your daily lib fault fix.
But he has. He said he would start working to stop the oil industry on day 1. He then proceeded to shut down Keystone while giving out less drilling permits. Want to hurt Putin? Remove red tape bs regulations and pump so much oil that the price drops to almost nothing. Russia would be bankrupt in a month or two.
Lib math.
2+1=2
Feels fallish today
Fucking climate change
With some of them like Lifer and Biden, 2+1=blue.
My pipes froze last night and leaves are gone a week ahead of normal. Snow is coming by months end.
Heard maybe a flake or 2 in Minny.
Lakes freeze up in the next 2 weeks?
Doubt it. Shallow ponds maybe, lakes late Nov.
Icefishing by Christmas?
Portable late Nov. Buddies lake, ice early, ice out early. Helleva fishing lake.
Nice, big lakes like LOTW take until the end of the year it seems
He literally shut it down up here the day he got in office. Thousands lost their jobs.
Looks like crabbers taking more of a hit too.
That’s from the trawlers. Killing the entire ecosystem, it’s pathetic and sad.
Fuck the racist media.
good for you Todd Bowles for calling out the absolute crap these media morons spew.
more racist than anyone else.
who is the guy suing the nfl for racism? Former porpoise coach?
Flores.
I take it he’s black?
Awesome! More leaders like this.
100%. This is what normal people think when it comes to this garbage, most people dont care, and they are sick of if it being shoved in your face and down our throats and thats what pisses people off. We’re all human beings, we’re all people, and here, were all Americans. Theres a lot of good, and theres a lot of trash, and all colors fall into those two categories.
I learned in the Army that good people come in all colors/races/genders/religions.
I learned as a Prison Guard that Asshats come in all colors/races/religions.
So I figured it was best just to ‘judge everyone by the content of their character not the color of their skin’, just like the man said.
Amen. Fortunately, more and more folks are wising up to the nonsense the MSM and the far left spew.
Since I do not have tv most of the time, I honestly don’t know the color of many of the guys in the nfl. Players, coaches, gms, any body and don’t care one way or the other.
Only agitators and activists pay any attention to that irrelevant crap.
Amen to that, brother!
Those are excellent responses by Bowles
Time for breakfast
I like this guy in Jack Ryan.
Makes you wonder who decided to do it and why?
I figured it was you and you were trying to get some advertising out there for your online order system. “Made by the sea so it’s extra salty.”
to to Safeway and get a can of Twatwaffles, their poppin fresh
Lol Trump suponead what a joke
they are getting desperate, they will keep throwing sh*t against the wall hoping something will stick.
It never does but they pretend it does
the fake news will echo chamber to their base.
anyone with a brain will know better though.
50% do not have brains and half of them vote
yes he’s never committed a crime. Most honest person ever.
thanks for proving my point.
I’m sure “this time” they got him.
Lifer is above the moon over this farce, non-story.
If these were only Christian parents protesting at this school board meeting, they would label them as domestic terrorists and call the FBI. You can bet that won’t happen since Muslim parents are also protesting. We need everyone to come together to fight the Communists and Globalists.
Ian Miles Cheong on Twitter: “Christian and Muslim parents have joined forces to protest a Dearborn Public Schools meeting in Michigan to protest the inclusion of “woke” LGBTQ+ books in schools that contain sexually explicit material. https://t.co/5G0lz9Os8O” / Twitter
what the fuck is wrong with people?
They are hoping to spring an ‘Oct Surprise’.
My only solace is that these are truly the dumbest leaders we’ve ever had in the Presidency, Vice Presidency, and both branches of Congress.
We can beat them.
Press sec.
not if they count the votes again
Guess they didn’t learn their lesson when the Maralago raid had the opposite effect on the election than what they planned.
or the two impeachments
Opposite lol….Trumps support numbers plummeted.
we’ll see ya’ll in Nov. gonna be a rude awaking for the right.
Doubtful, I expected the country to disintegrate after Obama, Trump just prolonged the death throws. We couldn’t win a war again and have no chance of surviving this mess. Economic collapse is immanent, which is what the left has been working for since the 40’s.
lmao, okie dokie. You are actually deslusional
I agree, Trump and Pence were the absolute lowest form of idiocy ever recorded at those positions.
you wish whitney
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LOL, have fun when our country gets destroyed by you commies. Golfing will be the last thing anyone is able to do.
oh I’ll be able to golf. You’ll be in a internment camp awaiting deportation. I’ll try an put a good word in for you but fuck five he’s getting sent away.
nope, got a secret weapon
Everything went so well due to Oboma years earlier and now everything sucks due to Maga years ago, lol. Do you remember Carter and his disaster?
He should show up and give them the Marshawn treatment with a few “go fuck yourselves” mixed in.
Do you ever wonder if he’s part of it?
Anything better for safe return than Ally? Does that follow libor?
ally or bust baby
Ben…. Here’s that article from below.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/danielle-hunter-breakout-appears-imminent/ar-AA12G8hu
LOL.
Another “breakout” candidate.
This guy doesn’t even know how his own son died. How the hell is he still allowed to hold office?
Biden says son Beau ‘lost his life in Iraq’ during Colorado speech
i think i would move to another country in absolute shame if i actually voted for this absolute piece of garbage
I’m still waiting for all the dems who said they would move if Trump got in to move to another country…
I think South America is calling my name.
You can never have too much lead or curare?
Panama is nice in the mountains
The Chinese will buy the Canal we built in 3-2-1
Already have, just waiting for the transfer after they default on debt
2 words.
Lol
Biden believes his son got the cancer that killed him from a burn pit in Iraq. So in his diminished mental capacity he ‘mixed it up a little’ as he has been known to do his entire career.
He knows.
He lies.
At this point I doubt he even remembers he has kids and just reads what they put out
Vikes top 5
We are #1 in the nfl yet he says we are 5th worst, don’t get it. 32% best there is.
he’s referring to the broncos….as he has the video below of idiot hackett
Didn’t realize arif covered donkeys
Fluffs them
Talking about Denver there Kodibiden
when did arif start covering the donkeys?
He’s on a national syndicate now..
pft or pfn or something like that.
Yeah, I thought he was still a Vikings guy
The new team doctor responsible for lack of injuries
The guy from the Rams they brought over I like alot. Rams had the least injured team and that’s key for the OWL
That’s him in the above pic. Here is greasy’s office with this weeks game plan
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How is it racist? Idk what color the doctor even is. Nor does it matter. Just because greasy is black has nothing to do with it. If he were white he would still be using the same black magic.
Why do you have to define everything by race, it doesn’t matter and nobody cares except agitators and activists, like you.
Vikings team dinner on Saturday
😀 thats pretty morbid and hilarious. I love it.
You and Kodiak getting nervous about prognostications ain’t ya? Now it’s voodoo.
Black Magic is the only thing that can explain the lack of injuries, lack of penalties, bad coaching by opponents and turnovers to win games.
Jobu is happy, that’s all that matters.
Hey, Greta says Germany should stop shutting down nuclear plants now. Think they’ll listen?
The game plan for the week
lmao. I wonder which ones queasey uses. Maybe tree or for?
you both are racist fucks. Go hunting with Cheney please
“I don’t want my kids going to school in a racial jungle” “Mexicans are Tacos”
“Poor kids are just as talented as white kids.”
Sounds a bit racist man. How about poor as talented as anyone. Fuck off.
That’s the point.
Only to you, because you make it up in your head. Is the new team doc black, white, asian or brown? I don’t know or care.
Take it easy skolohols…. Yard work in the sunshine awaits. Some honest work to justify supper. Take cheap shots and go for the knees…..
You should do something nice for your wife and let her do the yard work while you drink beer and watch, that’s what I do, especially when my wife’s pregnant.
Get her a new scissors to mow the lawn with for your anniversary,
It is coming up next month actually, thanks for the reminder, year 5 almost in the books.
My condolences to her for having to work for Creepy throughout yer marriage. Hopefully not much longer.
Yeah, she’ll be on maternity leave till January but she’ll have to go back eventually, its funny to me that her position is still virtual because of covid too.
I think the lawn mowing scissors anniversary gift deserves a mention in the synopsis tomorrow. Not often you get such and extraordinary idea given to you.
Thread Summary:
Lifer was first today:
Wrenage thinks Brad Childress is the best Coach in Vikings history, Lifer has already crowned KOC because he’s collaborative, if that’s the criteria the Vikings should have hired Vanilla Ice
The Vikings have had very good injury luck so far this season
Bradbury is no longer swass according to Kirk
Mick buys that the Vikings are frauds, Five says “we are the fkn best”
Tom Brady regarding his family – “fuck them kids”
Skollyosis, Stu, and Lifer all illegally voted for Walz in the last MN gov race
According to Mick I’m ghey, perhaps someone could explain what that means
Freezey votes early and often, lol always knew he was a stupid lib
Stu has decided not to retire in December because he’s broke as fuck, Stu no longer pays unfortunately
Stonk Market Sucks, inflation is at 40 year high, current administration is doing an outstanding job though
Five doesn’t care that he got heart disease and STDs from Jack In The Box because we are about to be nuked over money for hunter and the MI complex and pols and then made surfs by the fkn demonrats
NoDakRube will be dead w/in the next 4 days, RIP
According to Mick, Gophers QB Tanner Morgan is the BEST football player in all of college football
Stu muted benjammin’s ass, no word on his fingers or any other body part tho
Five can’t wait for the mute feature
Stu said you’re fascist if you don’t donate to the homeless so LFA is down at the Jack In The Box in Sacramento donating his “services” to the homeless ladies in the parking lot
Kodiak tried to figure out how to post pictures
Pete Davidson banged Kate Beckinsale
GF is spending over 10k at the Magic Kingdom so the pedos can watch him.
Caligoober tells the people in his office to “fuck off” when they ask him for help
5 typed that he abhors life, might be a typo and he meant to type lifer though.
Stu whined about Putin
Lifer suggested very kindly, politely, and calmly to Five that if he didn’t care for others’ comments he could choose to just not log on
Mick is gonna start something called a Patreon for five where people will have to pay to read his “insights”, I’m certain this will create quite a financial windfall.
Rodgers is retiring according to some shlub Skoldiers quoted
Northwoods goes to Oktoberfest to meet Australian girls
Mjolib drinks weed coffee while standing on a spoon poking his eye
Keith Jackson was an american treasure treasure, RIP.
GF doesn’t understand how foreigners can sing without having an accident but when they talk they piss/shit themselves, IDK the answer either big guy, one of life’s greatest mysteries.
Chef muted everyone
Link to fives paid blog
http://www.onlyfives.com
this has me dead hahahaha
Yeah that whole series of comments had me laughing this morning
Mjolib…. I’m dying. So good.
this is a top 5 for me, ben.
many of these had me laughing very hard
I damn near spit coffee reading that one. Is he helping unwed mothers get a start in life?
He’s helping create unwed homeless mothers.
Thanks for the summary, LOL!
I nominate Ben to do a weekly humorous feature story.
No need for z key, tune in at 1:00 PM.
actually lol’d at this one
right in my office. Lol’d everywhere
Does this mean I don’t have to read all of the comments?
LOL
It’s true. This GIF best represents my feelings for Brad Childress.
Damn, this is gold.
MT, if you happen to pop in, hope things are well and you’re just very busy. You’ve been missed here.
he’s been in Tenn chuggin bourbon by the thimble
Oh……..MT – watch out for hillbillies.
why, lifer there too now?
No, just my rabid ex-wife.
my kind are everywhere MF’er.
That’s the problem.
yes, yes it is.
In your mind…actually its the maga tards that are the problem but won’t be long they’ll be put back in the ground.
By who? A bunch of soy latte drinking hipsters in skinny jeans riding mopeds that don’t know how to use a knife much less a firearm?
The national guard and three branches of the military if necessary. Laws on our side bucko. Go ahead do something.
You have what law on your side? Biden gonna label the Republican party as a terrorist organization? You do realize the majority of military members lean republican right? You think they’re just going to fall in line? Good luck with that.
Nursing those thimble shots.
Great Smoky Mountains
Which is awesome! But as a Vikings fan I of course go to worst case scenario and that would be we extend him to a long contract and this year is the exception to the Turdberry rule.
The Vikings have never given an O-lineman a big contract just for him to turn into total suckage have they? As long as the coaches demand excellence Bradbury should be fine right?
I actually can’t think of any, I mean Rick tried to give Kalil a huge contract but luckily he turned it down.
I was thinking of Kalil but couldn’t remember if they actually gave him a contract or just the 5th year option and then he got paid by Carolina.
IRRC they picked up his option then Rick offered him a ton of money but he left because the coaches in Carolina demanded excellence, also he makes shitty pizza.
WTF does this mean?
it means I can’t type good.
That’s what I thought.LOL
IIRC……
3 year 30 mill deal but Carolina offered 5 year 60 mill.
Then we had the high paid fa guard who sucked, he was 8 mill a year.
Speaks to two things. One Bradbury worked on improving and did. Two the new oline coaches can actually coach.
It’s our turn. The nfl is intentionally not calling penalties on us to see if they can help us suck less. No other explanation makes any sense.
12. MINNESOTA VIKINGS (UP 4)
Projected Week 6 Starters:
LT Christian Darrisaw
LG Ezra Cleveland
C Garrett Bradbury
RG Ed Ingram
RT Brian O’Neill
Upcoming Opponent: Miami Dolphins
Truly a miracle to behold. Not one injury. Not one holding call.
Today is the 105th anniversary of the Fatima Miracle of the Sun.
So what happened in 1917? A fat chick blotted out the sun?
The sun danced.
Yikes
Skins@Bears. Ha. Screw Prime. Go Wild.
If you thought last Thursday was bad…
Just wait until tonight!
-Amazon Prime Football Promo
11 yr contract. Cost them 67 mil tonight.
and players get over half of that
Hockey is boring on TV.
Better than baseball or soccer.
But..it essentially is Soccer…on ice. So..is it?
If a player looks at somebody in soccer they fall to the ground, act like their leg is falling off until there is a penalty and then get up without so much as a limp. Hockey players will take a stick to the face, lose a couple teeth and keep playing.
No, you can use your hands in hockey
Along the boards, have to watch the players and sticks.
Its just a lot of movement for not a lot of pay off…doesnt do it for me
Your ex describing sex with you
Burn
Do you even have an ex? Still no luck on the gf?
Mute all you skolholes.
Don’t do it!
you could never mute me, chef
You first. That pansy talk is over the edge dude.
you can’t handle me!
I’m just waiting for paint to dry, so you can mute me for another 20 minutes…
Kids and dogs.
The economy is doing great. Everything is fine. Households are stronger than ever. The real estate market won’t see a decline.
Foreclosure activity increases in the United States
it’s amazing how quickly it tanked
nobody was thinking about a recession just a couple years ago – market was set to recover post-covid all on its own and spendocrats just had to intervene
I was, they used covid to push communism and spent all that money. Then idiot powell buys Mortgage back securities, 100B of bonds every month last year, etc. If people knew how grossly incompetent they are they would shit
Are they incompetent? Or are they self serving ass holes that know exactly what they are doing and what they are doing is benefitting their own agenda/pocketbooks…?
thy are intentionally trying to destroy western civilization and won’t be happy until all countries are equal in end results
Right. I don’t think they are incompetent. They know exactly what they are doing. Well, some of them. Biden doesn’t know who, what, why, when or where he is. He has crossed over from nefarious to incompetent to run for groceries… let alone public office.
puppet masters are using him well
the pols are for sure, Powell and Yellen are just stupid
Yellen so dumb she take and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes.
Ooooo let’s keep this going.
Yellen’s so dumb she got hit by cup and told the police she was mugged.
Conventional 30 year rates hit 7% today.
LETS GO!!!!!!!
people gonna he fucked with the 3% down and 20% drop in value and needing to come up with some money to get out from underneath their house.
Wait until the ARMs all come due. Payments will double and foreclosures will go up several hundred percent
August 2022 U.S. Foreclosure Market Report shows that foreclosure filings are up 14% from July 2022 and 118% from August 2021.
On their way to 15%
Glad son got in a month ago at 5.5
Why is it that foreign singers can sing without an accent?
When they talk, they have an accident. When they sing, they don’t. I don’t get it.
I don’t sing with an Australian accent. Then again, I don’t sing.
Aussie girls are FUN
I don’t even care if they sing
They are, and Aussies are fun to drink with, I trained with some of their guys back in the army.
yup, laid back and just live life
and say bloody cunt every sentence
Oh boy…..
they use it like we use damn
Yes they do. Drinking with the Aussies & Brits is where I first heard a man get called a cunt.
Every sentence when drinking
too bad australians are wimps who think giving up their guns was a good move
they are screwed
but that doesn’t matter because “they just lay back and live life man”
true, many are happy living as a peasant surf
in unrelated news, crossbow deaths are up 9000%
I’m sure that’s totally unrelated and nothing to worry about. Were the victims tested for covid? It might have actually been covid deaths.
the crossbow bolts weren’t wearing masks, so that’s probably it
Yeah, can’t wait until the left bans knives like the mostly did in GB since here they account for twice as many murders as rifles.
Second that. One of my fondest Oktoberfest memories from Munich.
Noice! Military over there? How’d you like Octoberfest?
We went 3 years in a row while I was stationed in Berlin. Awesome party. I really enjoyed that each beer variety had its own tent, and that’s all they served. No staring a 5000 choices on a board. You wanted a Hocker-Pschorr, you go to the Hocker-Pschorr tent. You wanted a Lowenbrau, you go to the Lowenbrau tent.
The giant lion outside the Lowenbrau tent would roar every 3-4 minutes – every time they tapped a new keg.
My fave Bermanism John “tonight let it be” Lowenstein.
Eric “sleeping with bienemy” good too
That is awesome! I love comparing same styles of beverages. Weather that is different types of scotch, bourbon, beer etc… Need to go sometime.
Each beer tent had an OomPah band. Smaller beer brands had 100-500 seats, the more popular ones would hold about 1000 people.
Plenty of games and rides.
The Aussie gals were great at drinking and bedroom games.
damn
Nice pie hole
wowza. That’s some good looking… beers.
I call the one on the end. Not sure exactly what she looks like but it looks like she commits to doing what she’s doing… haha, hot damn!
the one with the beard?
That is what you noticed huh… I mean, I’m OK with whatever lifestyle you choose man.
looks like dunkelweiss. any of you rubes kn ow anything about German beer styles?
I actually learned a lot from the waitress at Gasthofs in Minneapolis the first time I ate there, she was super knowledgeable and Kodiak would like her, very large chested.
But she could talk and his new dream is a mute.
I have always wanted to go there
You’ve just made my day! Thanks!
My 17 month old grandkid had an accident last night, but that’s to be expected.
Fuck. I meant accent.
We know, that’s why it’s so funny and everyone is making fun of you, lol
A quick google would answer your question, dont ask the idiots on here.
Basically when singing you really focus on vowel enunciation, mouth shape, air flow and breath control. It eliminates the physical things that generate an accent in the first place.
Like many of my old girlfriends
God bless em
LFG bye bye Rodgers
https://twitter.com/MichaelBalkoJr/status/1580264731981467649?s=20&t=UhY8M5oUVQb71vK3idp86g
i have talked to a fair number of packers fans in the last couple weeks who say they are excited for rodgers to be gone….
HAHAHAHAHHA
release the jordan love era!!!!!!!
they must be morons. they’ll have many years to pine for the days with a competent QB
yes they are dummies
They’re too young to remember the 24 years of shit that organization went through before Favre got there. They’ll find out.
I remember that, back in the day Lindy Infante won coach of the year then got fired the next season lol
Oh man, I remember that, too.
I remember and I’m looking forward to it again.
What’s the cap hit if true? I know we talked about it last week when I said this as a pie in the sky hope but I don’t remember.
Well if the Pack recoups the bonus money he’s already been paid the cap hit is negligible
basically zero if he quits
Correct, that is if the Packers force him to pay back the bonus, which they’d be stupid not to do.
Lions gonna dominate for years now
LOL
they are going to have the talent, but boy, they haven’t done shit with it this season so far.
The talent on offense, Defense is HOT ASS
better than ours, yet we win
they will, might need a new coach. Neither of their top 2 picks (all pro Jameson) nor pashal have played yet, they still don’t have their top pass rusher back or a solid DT. Gonna have 2 more HIGH 1st rd picks next year and tons of cash for FA’s.
All those high picks have always worked out grwat for them!
Never had a trade like the rams deal
yup, megatron, sb winning qb, barry
You are such a trolling fucking sack of maga cum. I really want to beat your ass. No it’s not a sex proposition broke back.
I’d drive to Denver to watch that not happen.
Yes five would pussy out because he knows I’d beat him to death.
party of love and peace. You should quit listening to your antifa buddies lifer, you are a wimp.
Looks like Lifer is off his meds again
yup, needs his shock treatment too
You seem triggered cooter, have a snickers and a zima. Lions are the team to beat dummy. MAGA!
I’ve watched him play a couple games this season. Looks like he’s already retired.
A guy I worked with at one time was a big Packers fan. He drove nine hours one way to attend every home game and then immediately drove back after the game.
Anyway, he’d have the occasional Packer run-in. One time he told me about Dan Majowski hitting on a girl in the bar. He asked her, “Do you know who I am?”
“Unfortunately, yes,” she replied.
That is the days Packer fans are going to return to…
It was glorious, they sucked
Believe it when I seen it.
why make 50 million when you can make none?
JFC already with this shit. It’s only week 6 you fucking fucks and you’re going back to the offseason story line. Fuck you.
Minnesota’s special teams is nothing to write home about.
Miami’s is bad.
Vikings are good at kickoffs and punts. Not so good with returns (especially punt returns), and they’re getting dinged heavily for missed field goals and extra points. Fix the points issues and the ST looks fairly average.
Miami’s biggest ST weakness is kickoffs, so there may be some opportunity there. Vikings KO return guy has a fair bit of yards so far this season.
Yeah, he returns every damn kickoff back to the 15 from -5.
it’s consistently frustrating
fun to yell about, though
TAKE THE KNEE NWANGWU
Reminds me of Leroy Hoard
Miami’s weakness on KOs – covering them, or fielding them?
En wang woooo might get his return average up into the teens
He’s around 24, his selection is bothersome.
If you count the ones he brings back out
The high kicks to the 2 are problematic, tough call, go bounce backwards.
Yeah, that seems to happen much more with KOs than punts.
Just when you least expect it we will get a turnover from them when we kick off or when we punt. We likely miss the field goal after going 3 and out again, but with things averaging out, we might actually make one sometime and then win again by sheer shit luck.
Got 100 on vikes -3
didn’t you bet GF that the Vikings would lose?
yes, goodell forced a forfeit
LOL, we’ll see, we’ll see
Vikings look like they could get to the Owl if Hurts is out the week we play them and Grapolo is out the week they play them. We might even have a chance in the Owl if Allen is out that game
Minnesota’s run offense is decent
Miami’s run offense mediocre
Minnesota’s run defense is mediocre
Miami’s run defense is pretty good
Vikings will have to keep their foot on the gas, I suspect. I don’t see Minnesota’s running game having much success unless they are able to use the passing game to set up the run and then bleed a lot of clock early and often, gassing that Dolphin D
Certainly feels like the kind of game where they could play well the first half, suck in Q3 to scare everyone, then have a close finish either way
Miami should run the shit out of the ball with Mostert.
I think the defense will prioritize stopping him and be daring Miami to throw. If they can avoid DPIs and pressure the QB without blitzing, that’ll be great.
I hope to see some tricky well-timed blitzes later in the game.
Can’t get DPI if you continue to give the receivers 5 yards of space.
sure you can. if the ball is underthrown be a few yards the WR will work his way back – Vikes CB will have to get his head turned around in time or get a flag
They are coached to avoid being close to the receiver. Though occasionally mistakes are made
The Vikings have given little evidence to suggest they can pressure the QB.
Don’t need it to win w/their gameplan
One thing I read was Hunter has faced 3 or 4 top tackles the past 4 gms and Miami has some suspect tackles and he should feast. We shall see. Z-Smith is nursing a sore knee so I hope Wonnum gets some run.
The only decent LT the last 4 games was Decker, NO LT rookie sucks and is now on IR, Bears LT sucks, Eagles LT is meh and Hunter typically rushes on the LT side. He has sucked and there’s no real reason for it.
I read what lifer read and it specifically brought up RTs.
Sewell ramzcyck Johnson Jenkins
just my $0.02
He’s getting double and triple teamed because the rest of the dline stinks and gets blocked by a 160 pound rb.
It appears the plan is to let the porpoise defeat themselves as the Lions, taints and dabares did. No pressure and no penalties. Make them execute and wait for them to give you the ball at certain times when it will do them the most harm.
Our defense and special trams looked like shit all 4 quarters the last game and the offense looked like shit 2.5 quarters and we still pulled it outta our ass.
I love special trams, this one especially
oooooooo thats a nice one
Christmas tram in Budapest. It is very nice indeed.
Now THAT is a special tram! Betcha it costs double to ride.
Mostert didn’t practice with a knee injury yesterday. Terron might not play, all pro OT. Already lost 2 other starting OL. Might be w/o Howard at cb, already lost Jones.
think I’ll put $101 on Vikings -3
Another gift from jobu. Can’t make this shit up
Our DBs are slow, and in a couple cases old and slow. Tyreek Hill is the fastest WR in the league, and burns younger faster DBs regularly, even when they’re focused on him. Miami’s gameplan for the rookie QB should include, “hey kid, just throw it as far down the field as you can and Hill will outrun their D to catch it for 6. Often.”
Sullivan on Hill. Yikes!
Dantzler and PP ain’t any better
Put the ball in his hands and let him do the rest.
We can hope they put Teddy in. HE will overthrow Hill.
We went from the 32nd run D to mediocre in one game vs dabares? I think we still suck since we have the 28th ranked defense and pass d is mediocre run D still blows. Porpoise will be able to run on us
Minnesota’s pass offense is good
Miami’s pass offense is great
Minnesota’s pass defense is bad
Miami’s pass defense is atrocious
Should be a lot of passing yards unless Miami tries to sit on a lead
MIA QB3 was hit 16 times last week, LOL
is miami’s pass offense great without tua?
also, can we switch to 4-3 for one game and let hunter feast??
Or Teddy?
I hope he plays
Me too
Miami was able to manufacture passing yards after catch with Teddy and Thompson. Bears were able to do the same with Fields last week – he was top QB for passes at/behind LOS last week, which is something that Dolphins coaches should factor into their gameplan.
If Thompson can get the ball out quick and they can do well with YAC, their passing offense will put up respectable numbers.
Because our defense sucks. Basically gifted another win by Jobu.
Miami’s pass offense is great because of the best WR duo in the NFL in Waddle and Hill
what about JJ and 16M 30 yards a game ole thelen?
JJ better than either, Thielen is an afterthought to KOC.
and to opposing cb’s
He’s a great blocker and did you know he’s from Minnesota?
Which is a damn shame, and I hate KOC for that
AT and Jobu will keep defenses honest