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I hope you all are having a blessed and relaxing day with your families. My prayer at the table every year for Thanksgiving is “Help us to be thankful for all we have, and to not worry about what we don’t have”, so I hope we can all keep that in mind today. I also like to keep our military men and women in my thoughts today, as many of them aren’t able to be home with their families, as they are off somewhere defending the freedoms we enjoy.
The game thread will post tonight at 6:20, one hour before the 7:20 kickoff.

Minnesota Vikings News:
From Vikings.com, here’s a guide to tonight’s game, where to watch, how to listen, and everything else you need to know.
Skoldiers handed out his Week 11 Report Card: Vikings vs. Cowboys.
Video of the Day:
Here’s Adam Sandler with The Thanksgiving Song. Enjoy!
Skolly got the W?
I am soooo stuffed…
Good job 5. I hit over already. Just need giants to cover 20
They should.
Damn! DT out. Should be back next week
Tomlinson will be missed, had hoped he´d be ready tonight.
I need hockensen to score to complete a BIGGGGGG TD parlay win. Had Diggs and Barkley scored. Need Hock baby
Well, wanted kitties, gnats and purple today. am i going 0-3?
Purple win
Gnats trying to keep up with cowpies & refs, Vikes will win.
Cordell!
Pressure throw by dak
My wife just saw the Crown Royal commercial with Ed Reed and said ‘I know him, who is that?’ I told her who he was and then showed her YouTube highlights. Forgot just how good that dude was. Definition of a ballhawk and maybe the smartest defensive player to ever play.
Cordell Beckman not coming
Sucks but makes sense. We don’t really need WR
Wow, what a shit call that was.
Total.
Turkey’s got me kilt….I’m going to pull a lee corso old man move, shower put the pj’s on and go to bed and not watch the game at all. Wake up to the result. Hopefully pleasantly surprised….expecting to confirm what I suspected.
Boomer. I miss old lifer
Man, halftime shit bores the shit out of me, think i’m aging.
Horrible fucling noise. Who the hell are those pansies?
Guns N Posers…..
You nap and wake up from that edible?
Nope. I’m in it to win it motherfuckers! Just a long day of being stoned off my ass – not unusual for me.
Jonas Brothers.
I have the sound down. Fortunately
I hit mute. That shit was horrible.
Noise pollution.
Dak with his 2nd INT, what was our gameplan against him again?
Well, he is the black Kirk Cousins, so he sucks often.
Naturally, hope our white Kirk Cousins won´t suck as much tonight.
How´s your daughter, mate?
Slow improvement.
Still in ICU.
Sitting with her watching the game.
Hang in there, mate. 🍻🙏
He will.
Its prime time.
The key to beating cowpies was running and forcing Dak to try and win the game. He sucks and only had to throw like 10 passes against us bc we couldn’t stop him.
Dak is trash
total PI there
Blatant
Yup
5 I took gnats +20.5 and over 35.5 total points SGP at -150.
looking beast at the moment
boys looking like shit, good grief
Cowpies aren’t great when Dak has to win the game.
No idea why they aren’t running Pollard more
Yeah, and every Gnats O lineman is hurt. Our coaches really fucked up that last game.
That’s what I’m sitting here thinking.
maybe they were all smelling too much of their own shit.
Seems like it.
Ok five…..
lmao, another kid I never met
I should add (Alpha Male) after Big Five
So are the vikings good? Or bad again!
Worse than good, but better than bad?
@Vikes are bad. Best a bills team who barely beat the lions and Dallas currently losing to giants@
Gnats competing in Dallas. We get our lunch handed at home. Hmmm…..
Don’t read into the score from last week so much. Once we were down 20 it was over. Players check out. It’s human nature
Agreed. Let’s hope the embarrassment of last week is motivation enough to stay checked in all game.
Damone Clark, every time I hear that name I think of FAST TIMES
Indoor xmas lights up, all 20 ft. Took me 3 sec to plug back in. Going to kick back, watch some ball.
Sounds like a solid plan.
lol
Dinner’s on!
Looks delicious, enjoy!
shrooms on that meat?
Yep.
cool, like them
Skol
SKOL!
Yep…. 100 mg….. I’m dumb.
If you are enjoying yours as much as I enjoy mine, we are both having an excellent time right now 😅
Flying….. be about time for another 100 milli in an hour or so. Be nicely toasted for whatever the Purple does tonight (and most likely will have to watch the highlights tomorrow)
Perfect. Will be in pretty much the same state for the game, I´ll enjoy it no matter what. Hope we both manage to watch the whole thing, I have been up for like 17 hours now.
Jesus. That’s a haul. I’ve not been up that long – about 12 for me.
Normal workday over here, took Friday off to watch the game and have a long weekend. Will be an all nighter for me, a fun one 🍻
Lol….so wanted to start changing the oil in my wife’s Outback now that it’s 5 yrs old and she’s finally tired of taking it to the dealer. She’s particular about her shit and liked paying for unnecessary $100 oil changes. I’ve done all my own car’s for years, it’s as simple as it comes. So ordered some liquid moly per suggestions here and a couple genuine Subaru oil filters. Drive it up on the ramps, crawl underneath located the oil plug, MF’er is on there so damn tight an impact wrench, socket extension, fucking 2 foot pry bar cant get it to break loose. Look up on the internet and it’s a common theme post dealer changes to find it on there so damn tight you can’t get it off. I didn’t want to break the damn thing so I guess I have to take it to the dealer to have them loosen it lol…fucks.
jerks….
Yeah, they torque the eff out of them. I tried on a tire change once, had leverage on my side, couldn’t budge. Fuckers.
I’ll let it warm up more next try, tap on it with a hammer and see it that breaks it free.
Anytime I have tire work done I’ll demand they use a torque wrench and not a hi-impact. Years ago my dad damn near lost a wheel on the interstate while pulling a boat. Hi-impact wrench along with aluminum wheels – sheared the bolts clean off. 3 of the 5 on 3 tires were gone when he stopped. Could have been catastrophic.
bullshit stuff and even so why take it to a dealer? Go to brakes plus, etc.
I don’t trust the rinky dink chains like jiffy lube who hire these kids with one guy who might know what he’s doing and start cranking on shit. I’ve got a couple more things to try first or just have the dealer get it loosened and then put it back in there marginally tightened so I can change it from there on out.
dealers are such rip offs though. Think brakes plus is pretty good.
Damn, oil filter wrench a no-go?
Dak gets intercepted. Vikes made him look much better than he is.
GD Gnats.
Refs helping out the cowpies a bit there
The whole game they have been. I thought Daboll was going to kill the ref.
Daboll looked royally pissed, and rightfully so.
If looks could kill……
LOL yup, ref would have disintegrated in an instant
he goes there imo
hmmm
any ice by you yet?
6 inches on the small lake I fish over by here.
Huh…. Underneath throw for yardage?
weird.
Changed mind. Color rush will crush.
Good to see you are coming around on this. Those unis are awesome.
Tirico/Collinsworth tonight?
Mute
Tirico is ok
Allen is a STUD, what a player.
Interception. Cut him.
I’ve made a lot of epic predictions but my call of him of going to be great is top 3. Also, turdwell, beaker, audie cole, irv’s imaginary awesomeness, blair, etc. Too many to list.
^^modest
AT
he’s so bad now
I guess that changes everything…. When a 34 year old WR isn’t good anymore
*32, 16M
Thielen?
rare miss!
I’ve made pre draft both ends of the spectrum calls on QB’s.
Best call: Herbert
Worse call: Manziel
Herbert is so good, can move, huge and throws ever better than Allen
You hated Allen coming out of college, said he played at a shit school. Nice lie, though.
Yup, pretty good
Pack Lions and bears all have 7 loses or more now.
Vikes need only to win 2 out of the next 7 games to clinch division. Not even including more loses by NFCN.
Dec 4th soonest we can clinch
Bears are eliminated tonight if Vikes win.
Remember DVOA Bills rule Vikings suck.
both can barely beat the lions
I hate all those loser stats. All that matters are wins
cept for beaker, amirite? team game? lmao
Lolololololol
always been a team game.
“wins are all that matters” lmao. worst hypocrites ever. all millennials too
this is a bit of a stretch on the hypocrite word.
lol
Team game to win game
lol
Kicker sent to OT, but lost it on chip shot.
And the lions lion it all up
Thank you bills and bye bye kitties
He hit it!!!! Almost shanked it wow
That was VERY close
You nailed it brad.
Longer suffering than the Vikes.
they don’t even get a good regular season lol
Need buff to win for cash money baby and also don’t want the lions sneaking up on us
Lololol
Diggs!!!
So bills suck and lions don’t?
I think Bills scheme has been broken. They also suck in one score games
Tough to make it in the playoffs like that….
OT here we come
tie game
Kicker best make it.
One of the Hanson bros plays LB for Detoilet
3 TO and wait, dumb fucks.
how can you so fkn dumb not to take a TO?
They’re playing for OT that’s why