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Wow, busy day yesterday! It’s exciting to see the place continue to grow, let’s hope it continues. There isn’t a lot of new Vikings-related news out there, other than a few roster moves yesterday. It’s sad to hear about Cine’s injury, you hate to see anyone get hurt, especially when they’re questioning whether or not he’ll play again. All the best to the kid as he recovers.
Vikings-Bears
We anxiously await the Vikings’ next matchup as they take on the Bears at home this Sunday, kickoff is at noon. US Bank Stadium should be loud as the Vikings look to go 4-1 on the season and 3-0 in the division, which would be HUGE for their playoff chances. I know it’s early, but a win would be significant already. On paper, the team should do it, but on paper, they should have beaten the Saints by more, so you never know. Hopefully, the team comes out energized playing at home, and they throttle the Bears. Do I expect that? Ha, no. I’ve been a fan for too long. I think the Vikings are the better team, and they should win. Whether that happens remains to be seen. As always, I’m optimistic. SKOL!!!!!
Minnesota Vikings Update:
We brought you our End of Quarter: Q1 report, based on the latest PFF grades.
The Vikings moved Cine to IR and made some other roster moves, we have all the details.
Lewis Cine is out for the season, Skoldiers fills you in.
From the Fan Forum section, Edgecrusher asks you to share how you became a Vikings fan.
At Vikings.com, Coach O’Connell breaks down film from Sunday’s game. I like these film sessions that he does, pretty interesting. They also have a highlight reel of the top plays through week four.
Video of the Day:
I love southern rock. Here’s a great tune from a great band, it’s the Marshall Tucker Band with Can’t You See. Enjoy!
Shit, missed marking 666 by one.
we we’re in large holes last season
We looked as bad this year as last. We just got even luckier than last season and won 2 games we should have lost. We still suck
AZ will beat us for sure, Kyler is playing well and he gets his weapons back by then. Boys will kill us, fact. Jets could easily beat us as well.
Lol, Kyler is a punk bitch
https://youtu.be/Ye16dBnCW2w
So what’s your point?
After dabares I thought the jets would be our next chance to win. We have been so unbelievably lucky though, we might go 16-1 at this rate. Unprecedented shit luck that is unexplainable. We should be 1-3 and have looked like shit but have somehow won. It’s voodoo.
Shut up kodiak. You said we’d go 1-16 and already tripled your prediction with 13 to go
lol, and I said we would go 2-15 and 3-14, 4-13, 5-12 and 6-11. I also said we would most likely go worst case scenario, win just enough to get into the playoffs and once again for the thirty somethingth time, be humiliated and embarrassed by getting blown out on national tv. Then having a shit draft position with no chance of getting a qb. We would do the same thing all over again in 23 and still have no chance of competing until 24 only if Greasy does everything right.
So far we have the least penalties and 2nd least injuries in the nfl. That is just nothing more than shit luck and the only reason we aren’t 1-3. Maybe greasy made a deal for his soul w/Jobu, but more than likely we fall back to earth and suck as God intended.
No no and no
another double digit win, right kid?
very lucky so far. I would say 2-3 starters go out this week.
4-6 out by the bye, but Greasy has a deal w/Jobu, so no penalties or injuries
Jaylon Johnson is their startinf CB…
montgomery out too is pretty big
Correction, Jaylon Johnson is who the Vikings should have drafted instead of Jeff gladney
Antoine Winfield Jr.
that would have been nice. We would suck less
Either and/or both
hindsight is always nice, even though many of us said so at the time
Montgomery out is huge, that could make all the difference
he was already out and Herbert ran for huge numbers
I have confidence we can choke
Fewest injuries I can ever remember
Jobu is watching over us for Greasy Adolf
Wow I’m shocked
Lol I’m essentially only 2 games too
https://twitter.com/lukebraunnfl/status/1577774742823735297?s=46&t=oW-ADL-jfU7zRru9XFrfaQ
If only Diggs had a legit QB like Kirk throwing to him instead that scrub Allen.
JJ at 393 with two clunker games is kinda funny though
Agree
basically 393 in 2 games
He’s alive!
Owl, here we come
Christ appears no Vikingst to suck, so he will get hurt.
Amazing. Horrible injury, yikes.
Can only hope he makes it back next year.
or ever.
good sign though.
They didn’t amputate, so he has that going for him, which is nice
You’d think they’d want Cine to stay off his feet. Wow, talk about a fast recovery.
Needs to walk it off.
He’s fucked. Hope he learns to read so he can sell insurance
I just read the entirety of both Threads…
Yup
how long did it take?
an hour
Apparently there are other fan threads and articles, too. I never knew…
where at?
Very impressive
Everyone getting the flu shot this fall?
Does it come with free 5G?
The 5G is the infrastructure that controls the substance they injected in the fake vax many got 11x
they will flick a switch and the revolution to kill us all will begin
Yes on the flu shot, I will take my chances on the 5g mind control.
RIP droid
Used to be that if our employees didn’t get the flu shot they had to wear a mask for (get this) ALL OF FLU SEASON.
There’s really no positives to get it anymore.
No shit? was there ever an issue?
Negative
Probably. Haven’t decided yet.
Nope
Nope!
Nah
Nope. I got flu shots before you were born and both of them made me sicker than a Green Bay PI, so I quit.
I have heard that too
for what? To get a 2nd dose of mind control?
I need more tinfoil for my hat
I already did.
Not me
You really are a big stupid w/a face
Nope, never have, maybe someday
Nope.
….says peterson, who is the one corner back casual vikings fans know is on the team because they see his name so many times while he runs after the player he was supposed to be defending….
I’m not sold on Dantzler yet
Comment alert, Kodiak found the new thread.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
I’m picking beets this afternoon so I will fall way, way behind
crap
you had me until october 2nd 2022
Cum kinda gives it away
i know, i was joking
duh, really
Cum Tomasson lmao
there used to be a really good tomasson troll account called notchristomasson, I think it got banned though.
All good things get banned
Babylon Bee hasn’t been. Yet.
threatened to though
poor bastard
Shit
Grossssss
that will be the equalizer.
oh vikings are way better than the bears? let’s make this a little more fair….FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG FLAG
Nope, greasy the captain now Adolf has it under control. No starters injured and no penalties from Jobu
Greasy Adolf and his dog spot have a deal w/Jobu
Read a article on sniffers inaugural. Here are words he used.
Hope
Unity
Light
Decency
Dignity
Love
Healing
Spot on aviator joe
That’s the leader of the free world, boys!
Hypocrisy
disgraceful
socialism
depression
murder
disaster
pedophile
creepy
senile
donkey shit
Add traitor. Special interest migrants on open border. Crime, drugs and human trafficking and who knows what else.
Hypocrisy #1
I could think of a few more
Words he used today:
You better Hope you can Light a fire to stay warm this winter after we buy OPEC+ oil at prices beyond all human Decency to replenish the SPR. I would Love to see your Unity in agreeing Hurricane Ian’s devastation is a direct result of climate change. At least have some Dignity to accept me when I’m Healing your neck under my boot.
Doesn’t want OPEC to drop production, asking gas stations to own up. This is the biggest clown show ever.
biggest I’ve seen and I saw Carter
and some people still like him, lol
Epic, and true.
and he then has a speech ostracizing 51% of the nation as evil people who are a threat to democracy(yes, I know it’s a republic not a democracy)
Busted my nads all my life for a quiet retirement only to know i’m a worthless , fascist pig.
Its a hard reality we must all face…don’t forget racist you are also a racist.
If you don’t like something just call it racist
when you are yourself
Do you know what happens when you continually tell someone what they are?
They lose it one day & lop off your head with a lawnmower blade?
Lol, good Vikings have all sorts of sharpies.
they can only hope
Owl, here we come
Hope Bills don’t nab him. neither for puke. OBJ in purple and gold????
Erin says he talks to him alot also.
ouch
that’s exactly where he is going
where
Bills
to many taxes
Vikings have no $$ and he probably wants to be on a team that could at least make the bowl. Vikes arent that.
Offense figures it out (which is very likely) and defense can get to middle of the pack in most metrics… watch out
54-3 loss in playoffs again, oh boy, Put the crack pipe down sonny
Eternal optimism, I hardly know you.
He’s 12
taxes make a difference
got it 5?
FJB.
more like girls
unreal
yep
lol, poop smearing idiot
I knew there had to be an extrinsic reason Cousins was off his game!
explains everything
needs a machine so he doesn’t die in his sleep
Continuous Positive Airway Pressure- Cpap
dude has OSA (obstructive sleep apnea) guarantee it.
dudes bring them here all the time
LOL
lol such nerd
and people wonder?
Straight gangster now….the run to a super bowl started at that moment book it.
Jobu and Greasy
Recently I was lucky enough to be the 10,000th attendee at the State Fair in Texas, & was asked to fill in as a judge at a chili cook-off. Apparently the original judge called in sick at the last moment. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that it would be a fun event & a true taste of Texas hospitality. They assured me that the chili wouldn’t be all that spicy, & I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted. Here are the scorecards from the event:
I know…..TL;DR
no, it was absolutely hilarious.
“amusing kick”
“very mild”
“slight tang”
…
“I can see through time”
LOL
Hey hey hey hey hey……hey….
you should
Yore not ded?
I feel sorry for your bhole
there goes another pair of underwear
LMAO
God bless sluts
I wish Sally’s character arch had more closure
lol, imagination
Haha! My son in law is from Texas. He’s a very good cook (way better than me or my daughter), but his chili is nothing like the chili my family makes, so that’s one thing we don’t let him make any more for family gatherings.
too hot?
It was too spicy for me, but a few others in my family like spicy chili. It was just weird with different ingredients than we’re used too.
I like all kinds but too hot can ruin it
I literally had tears
Good one North. I almost feel it reading it.
It is pretty funny
Jaylen Holmes becomes the 9th ex Vikings player on da bears team…
If five is right… they must be an awful team with so many castoffs from a “bad” 3-1 team.
they are. I got like 300 teased, need pack and vikes to win by 2 and 1 pts.
I am confident the Vikings can play down to their level
Kodiak out of control. I think he’s going for the single thread comment record.
Does it count when he is just talking to himself though
Or maybe it’s more this one:
I don’t exercise that much
He’s having fun, i’ll let him be.
He’s over there thinking he is just owning everybody, like Lifer at the end of the day.
Lifer is a legend in his own mind
I kinda hope BAP finds his way here, he and five would be fun to watch.
ouch, that would be interesting
small on both counts
I’m a couple hours behind and can’t catch up even after skipping a bunch
Just giving you crap. You should just wake up earlier. It would only be like 3 or 4 am to be a part of the conversation when it starts.
I am up till midnight when the thread starts and I need 5-6 some nights
The thought of you skipping a bunch makes me chuckle.
then I can go back in the evening when everyone is home with their family psychosis and go over the skipped part
Thank you
all comments count!
yes they do, and Ben was making a run
Yup
see I told you, I can’t come close to keeping up
I’m a slow typer and can’t catch up
I’m just trying to keep up with Bitchammin. Although yesterday was likely my personal best
I like the shorter version, Bitchin. It can be a verb or an adjective, depending on the conversation.
Fun fact, fuck is actually the most versatile word in the English language
Pow, right in the kisser
That’s a pretty funny comedy bit.
I like this, lol
You’ll like this. Hopefully it’s obvious but definitely NSFW
It’s safe for my work
Not rong
exactly
they are right, we suck
I’ve got us as solidly “meh” so far (17th)
That’s the same suck for years, next year same suck
FTP
w/rusty rebar
Both true. Jobu will be the difference
Jobu is a Vikings fan this year so, Championship!
Only way it can happen
Think the donkeys will play Octavian on Thursday? I’m gambling that they won’t, I have both Boone and Gordon. Pissed me off that they went & signed Octavian, didn’t they see what he did to Ceasar?
play gorton
I have Gordon starting, also have Boone as my flex. Had Williams but he got hurt. I know the offense will wake up at some point, so I’m not dumping them, but damn, it’s frustrating. I also have Jeudy on my team. Fuckers.
I wouldn’t play both. That OL is struggling and nobody has had a good running game yet
Not much of a choice, injuries are adding up. Weiner dog is hurt for 2 weeks now, Java out for the year, blah blah. I’ll survive.
How’s the kid from whitewater playing guard doing? Anybody know?
Barely playing
too bad, I was hoping he would break out
https://skoloholics.com/vikings-early-season-review-first-quarter-edition/
Let me paraphrase
lol
Brokeback, I sent you a trade proposal.
OK, I’ll look and likely reject you.
makes sense as it’s a huge need for you
Did you offer me Cousins?
lol
Just a sister
LOL @ brokeback
What’s really funny is bow immediately knew five was talking to him
Well, the notification on my phone from Sleeper saying Five offered me a trade kind of gave it away.
I see, figured he’d called you that before and you just knew
He probably has. I don’t pay that much attention to keyboard name calling by people I’ve never met and I’ve probably been called worse to my face.
Vikings passing defense is bad (11.6% below average)
Bears passing offense is terrible (33.9% below average)
When Chicago is throwing, advantage VIKINGS (significant)
Vikings rushing defense is bad (8.5% below average)
Bears rushing offense mediocre 1.2% above average)
When Chicago is running, advantage BEARS (moderate)
Vikings rushing offense is mediocre (2% above average)
Bears rushing defense is also mediocre (0.2% above average)
When Minnesota is rushing, advantage VIKINGS (slight)
Vikings passing offense is good (14.5% above average)
Bears passing defense is not as good (6.0% above average)
When Minnesota is passing, advantage VIKINGS (moderate)
This looks like a game the Vikings should win (barring strange turnover or injury events), and it especially looks like a game that could get away from the Bears as a Vikings lead will play into the bigger mismatches.
If the Bears are somehow able to get ahead by multiple scores, they might be effective at protecting that lead, which would be bad.
Vikings 31 Bears 18.
I could see that.
I clicked on the wrong gif, but I ain’t gonna do a thing about it.
because your face is stupid?
Dabares 34 Vikes 21
dabares will run on us but Greasy has Jobu to counter
I’m betting Fields gets hurt this game too. I’m going to start him in FF since every other QB I have had has gotten hurt so what the hell. The way I look at it, the Vikings do what they do and Fields looks like a HOFer and I win or my fantasy football luck holds, he gets hurt and advantage Vikings.Win/win.
Fields might get a couple running tds on us
Well, boarding now, stopping in Denver before I head to commiefornia. It was good knowing most of you.
good luck
RIP
he’s likely sucked out the window already and floating around like Mr. Drax
LMAO
You might end up ruling them. It will be like Idiocracy. They won’t know how to deal with your alpha-maleness and common sense.
Never happen, he’s American
Good destruction of the kids house, Don’t step on a needle or a pile of shit on the sidewalk.
Can we be done with the one word post comment count thingy. That would be cool.
AS KATHY HAS DECLARED IT, SO IT SHALL BE
Thank you! All I can do is make the request, otherwise I’ll just have to wait until the phase passes, likely won’t post as much until then. By the time I get through reading one of the threads, folks have moved on, then I usually just give up. Long threads freeze my computer though, so even in normal times we sometimes need a new one.
I can’t keep up either, but I am a slow typer
yup
Ben’s a bad boy.
He just can’t resist the one worders
Full sentences are complicated.
Not always
Sometimes a one word response is appropriate
shame on you for disrespecting our guardian queen
I’m confused by this. Someone trying to get their post count up? What’s happening
Bitchjammin started on a tear yesterday w/one word replies
It started with folks comparing number of comments. Then someone said so and so makes a lot of one word comments like yup and nope. Then they were off to the races with one word comments. They were just having fun with it, but these threads are slow enough to maneuver.
It was funny for about 0.2 seconds and then just became annoying.
Yup
Gotta give ya credit, persistence pays off.
Bitchjammin has taken it to a new level
Meetings all morning. Ben got his recap?
yup
It must be down a ways yet, I can’t keep up
Did everyone go back to the first thread?
I think Kodiak is still over there talking to himself
I need to check for a second thread every 10 minutes and just skip the first one
lmao, oof for bennie’s turds
To be expected, they play tomorrow, too bad I don’t have a scrub team like yours as my opponent this week, I might actually lose for once.
Have you won all 4 weeks
Thats going to hurt
kodiak- good news
the Department of Homeland Security updated the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) eliminated the expiration date from form 4457.
that was so fucking stupid to begin with. It took years for it to go away
Thread Summary 5OCT2022
The Vikings have an incredibly easy schedule the rest of the season according to Lifer
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long discussion between Bow, Mick, Five about oil/politics, resulted in Brad posting a new thread at like 1030
Big Stupid Face wants to hug Five
We liked Zim his first 4 years, not so much the last 4
LFA has a thing for soulless gingers with a lazy eye, like Ed Sheeran
Bowbunch is a Miley Cyrus fan
In shocking news that blindsided everyone, Skoldiers guaranteed a double digit win for the Vikings Sunday against the Bears
Skoldiers guarantees the Gophers lose this Saturday, interesting take considering they don’t play Saturday as they are on a bye week, and here we all thought his takes would get better after surgery to improve his vision
DE Viking did not post the pregnant lady gif for hump day, MT Viking wept
Kodiak offered to bang my wife for Blake Bortles since he is retiring from football, not exactly sure how that benefits Blake but I suppose I should be flattered since Kodiak has high standards
According to B-Rad Greg Joseph missing his extra points actually helps the team because scoring fewer points means a better chance to win, its science.
Big Stupid Face wants people to suck beakers nuts
In a stunning turn of events, QB wins are now a stat according to Kirk Apologists
FreezeyFace drinks overpriced fancy coffees like the soy boy cuck man bun he truly is
Joe Biden fired PPB from his coding job
Mick is Freezeys bitch
Ben Ellefson is the best TE on the Vikings roster
A new thread was posted, though Kodiak is still on the old one talking to himself even now
PPB posted some statophilia from the numberhumping nerds at dvoa or whatever they are called
The Bears signed another former Viking, apparently they didn’t get the memo that the Vikings sucked the last two years
DE finally posted the pregnant lady, MT immediately got up to “use the restroom”
Five actually admitted to liking a Viking player
Cole Beasley retired from the NFL, wonder if Kodiak will offer to bang the wife of someone completely unrelated for Cole
Stu showed up for a minute, then in typical stuflake fashion ran away to Stu’s Safe Space
Mick voted for Biden
The Beatles suck
LMAO, yup, nope, sucks, bullshit
dying laughing right now….
thank you ben!!!!!!!!
Don’t die.
Mick is also my beeatch
McBitch is common knowledge
Thanks Ben. I need more detail on the oil.
Go read the 500 comments on it, lol
LMAO!!!
To be expected
These are always great.
LOL, thanks, I needed the summary.
Yes, benjibitch does a nice job
Your wife ready?
and you pay
No McBitchen?
so….i’m trying to figure out where the heck ben is with the 1st thread recap….
He texted me last night, at the waltz rally all day today
LMAO
Did you become a communist or a blm member or both?
Now imagine you are a female human, looking for a man to date on an internet dating sight. You happen to be white and between 40 and 60. What kind of man are you looking for if the first thing you put in your profile is that you are a climate change activist, or maybe you are a proud member of BLM and like to riot often? Others deal with systemic racism and being inclusive.
Using any of those to define yourself??
Lmao
that makes sense
Basically oil talk, Five and Mick were pretty much agreeing but Mick still voted for Biden.
Yup, he talks a big game but I simply outsmarted him again. He doesn’t know (lmao) that bidet admin curtailed our energy and that supply is the answer. millennial economics
Shut AK down day one.
He sucks
I agree
Hey Edgecrusher. Thanks for doing the fan post. It is interesting hearing how some of the regulars around here got invested in the horror that we call Viking fandom.
lmao
yup
I’m waiting for your confession 5.
I was diehard when I was a kid at like 10 (same as skolly now at 38). The taint stamping in philly took some wind out and until we get a real qb we have no shot. Happy with the attempt to change the GM and coach. not happy with the smoke and mirrior “owl” run yet again and 18,5M ded for loser beaker and 20-30M more on old avg players like harry and washed up thelen.
In your opinion just so we have it on record… Who in the NFL currently counts as real QBs and why?
Pretty much the top 12 guys which doesn’t include beaker. They can elevate the team and win when things aren’t perfect.
That’s fair I understand where you’re coming from. I guess the question becomes to me is whoever we have are they worth what they are being paid. I can understand people on both sides of that argument.
we are way high on beaker and I would rather have Teddy and 5 more 6M players
the thing people don’t get is value, which is all thet matters w/the cap
For sure, I thought it’d be fun to start off the fan thread with starting out how we all became fans.
That was fun, thank you Edgecrusher.
I’ll take a look later, everyone is way ahead of me on here it seems
I’m slow
where are the fan posts?
Go to the top of the page, and under “News”, select “Fan Forum”
Thanks! Found it. 🙂
Did they change it? I thought it was fan huddle when I was there and made my disappearing post
Fan Huddle it is.
see told you, camel toes not allowed
some days, man. some days.
even when it slows I can’t catch up
I will have to look that up.
you would have been better off injecting mountian dew than the fake fauci vax.
What if we did both?
I never would have wasted Mountain Dew. But you are right, injecting Dr. Pepper would have helped just as much on the medical.
Dr Pepper > Mtn Dew
Ram’s piss is better than Dew.
I haven’t tried it.
I don’t hate Mtn Dew, but I don’t like it. Baja Blast is OK.
don’t know baha blast
When I was a kid I though Dew was great. After many years of not drinking it I had a taste and wondered what kind of brain damage did I have as a kid. That’s nasty stuff.
LMAO, so true
as bad as energy drinks
How about cat piss?
I feel you are trying to elicit a response.
He got three!
more now
So you responded
but 40 billion
Hey bowbunch, I was watching the news and saw some guy rescued three teenage girls from a vehicle submersion in the Big Ditch next to Rose Park. Was funny as the reporter was standing in the very spot where I spent many an hour tossing balls and training my choco to swim and retrieve. I coulda been a hero (or wrote off as the car drove over me) if I still lived in Billings. Several times I thought it would be easy to drive into the water there is you weren’t paying attention.
Dang, I haven’t seen that one yet. I live maybe a block from where they found the dead naked meth head a few months ago though.
I just went through Miles of Minneapolis. That happens every few minutes ago.
I bike right along the light rail line most mornings. People like to shoot up right on that bike path. There’s a lot of interesting shit to see.
I can’t imagine.
tens of thousands dying in every state
They’re just taking the COVID vaccine
sharing is caring
do you avoid the shit you see or drive over it?
Kalifornicator it happens every few seconds every few blocks, between the shit piles and shootings
Nothing like a naked meth head hanging around dying
Wow, parents got lucky there. Grounding coming up
probably going to die from covid soon since he never got the jab
Seems kind of goofy to take a spot on the team then call it good in the middle of the season… Is he pulling a Golden Tate and boinking Gisele?
Or they needed him to get Evans un-suspended and their other receivers healthy and never had any expectation of him playing past last week?
Could be.
But I always took what was behind door number one…
That makes sense
golden tate is such a douchenozzle
did he doink his QB’s lady?
He banged Russel Wilson’s first wife while they were still married.
ouch
it’s possible he made russel wilson the way he is today.
something snapped in him and now he’s the jolly gee golly guys guy
yikes, that’s awful
60% of all marriages
He learned the woman he loved was a lying gold digging whore
yes
hence the term, first wife/gold digger
he is smart, won’t be under mind control which was what the fake vax was all about. 5G network, mind control and eventually AI replaces actual brains. book it
do you have a 5G phone?
I’ll wait until they can implant 5G in a chip in my head.
what do you think the fake vax was? LiveForChipHead
I’m feeling your implanted subliminal messaging, but I can’t quite make out what you are saying…
Remember how the FBI set up those guys in the planned “kidnapping” of Whitmer? I think Five is just an FBI plant trying to get us to fess up all of our secrets and those new IRS agents will be knocking on our doors soon.
oh you haven’t met your personal IRS agent yet???
If you guys have, then yes, yes I have.
and I lost all my guns in a boating accident
When I was in college with an accounting minor, there was this accounting student Gigi, who later went to work for the IRS.
I still wish she was my personal agent.
Flexible?
I have several
Five’s 10-year operation to get us to commit a kidnapping.
Hmmm, who should we kidnap?
beaker
Putin?
*alleged, they went to jail
total con job like Jan 6th
FBI agents need to go to prison
weeeeedooooooooooweeeeeeeeedoooooooooo!
they haven’t turned you on yet
millions if tiny chips
the conservative partie’s hero, elon, has the neurolink availble soon i think….
i cant wait until he proves he is actually taking over the world haha. the convervatives who are all like he’s the best! freedom guy!! haha good luck
There will be a lot of people on a list mysteriously getting run over by a Model S
thankssssssss
Is that a tesla?
Elon really isn’t so much a conservative as an internet troll who likes fucking with libs….or is that the same thing now?
Insert confused farm gif here
he is neither, he just calls it how it is, which has pissed the left off because he won’ lie for them
They can now but its extra
yup
do you have the 5G turned off?
no, yolo
hahahahaa. this got a good laugh out of me.
five you funny
Richie Rich. My iPh 7+ is almost six years old and going strong. 5G in Glendive? haha.
We have 3G’s in Billings. They have good prices on beer.
I’ve only been to Billings like twice. Once when I was a kid for some reason and then once when I worked in the front office for an arena football team that played there against the Billings Outlaws. It seemed not a terrible town.
Oh the Outlaws. Really lived up to their nickname their.
Is there a story there?
Pretty sure a bunch of them got caught selling crack.
Really? Would not surprise me, the night before the championship game in 2007 the star QB of the Sioux Falls Storm, whom I worked for at the time, was arrested for stealing a woman’s purse. The GM had to go down and bail him out so he could play the next day. We ended up winning, which was the 3rd championship in a row, I still have my ring somewhere. Super fun time.
Did you get laid a bunch?
supplement their athletic income
MT wasn’t there then
While I’ve never been in a 3G’s they seem to get savaged on FB a lot for kicking people out of the store.
Yeah, I rarely go to a 3G’s. I’m a Town Pump kind of guy.
We stopped at Sam’s to get diesel for the RV few weeks back, I’m looking next to all the pumps for paper towel to wipe off the squeegee. Attendant says we keep the paper towel in the booth, people steal it otherwise. Oh my.
Wow. That part of town has gotten worse and worse. Somebody tried to rob my buddy and his brother down there a few years ago. After getting released about a year later from his 8 or so felonies he proceeded to barricade himself in Big Bear.
Oh man, it was that guy?
Yep. He was a real winner.
not around either way
Cops kill him?
it’s getting rough out there. terrible they have to keep the paper towels under lock & key
remember when they charged to take a shit. Didn’t work out very well
we don’t even get squeegees at costco
I knew a girl with that nick name
Good, likely lowlifes
That’s all you need
“Millionaire Next Door, now in paperback!”
Save money, become millionaire
I have the XR, still works wonderfully.
I was told it’s everywhere by the guy who sold me my phone. I said I didn’t need it. He said older models are being shut off, lol
AI sucks. At least the poorly programmed AI that Amazon tries to use to eliminate most of their customer service.
think we are in deep shit long term with AI. Terminator style stuff guaranteed.
No question.
Normal people will not be worried until some sick evil clown somewhere in the world starts cutting a hole in everyone’s skull and dropping an Intel or Cray in there.
gonna be interesting
another shot will do it
should be taking over the world any day. Then we will wake up in the Matrix
I hate it when every “Help” screen on a website sends you to a list of about 10 FAQ’s and no answers to anything a person would ever encounter as a problem
From the 3rd party seller point of view, the seller service on Amazon is absolute garbage. If you send in a question the bots (or Indians) respond with a copy and paste answer that often doesn’t even get close to answering the question that was proposed. I think they do it on purpose because often we just give up instead of pounding our head against the computer screen.
Oh do I have some customer service stories
that’s all I ever get
He’s already dead and doesn’t know it
Retiring to be a full-time dad and husband.
chase girls at the bars
good for him.
the world needs more dads to be in their kids lives.
damn, thought you were responding to me
haha no, sorry five.
Amen
True, but he will be divorced soon enough
Dad I can see, now that he doesn’t make the big bucks, gold digger is out the door onto her next mark
He had a good run and isn’t crippled
Highlights that I noticed from the PFF grades:
things i have noticed from what you have noticed….
despite being poor at many positions and having many poor players…
the vikings are 3-1 and should be 4-1 after sunday..
i like that.
Me too
Yes, first winning record in nearly 3 years
Yessir
Enjoy it now because we will again fail and be worse next season
and getting way worse next year too
Looking back in time, I am struggling to find a time that you have said the team should get much better next year.
likely since Teddy was drafted which is the only time I can remember where they actually tried, at all, to get any better since Farve
You were really excited when they drafted Cook.
Me too, I was stoked with that pick.
I liked that pick and he has been a solid player albeit this is his last year here
rb come and go, Cook is good but not worth 2 seven million dollar D players and a rookie rb or chandler
2016 for me. I even went to a game, I was so confident they would suck less. I was wrong, they sucked more
Looking across their rating board, our team looks solid. Now, grain of salt as this is just one grading system, but most of the grades jive with what we’ve seen on the field. The talent is out there, gotta figure out how to use them to stop teams from getting so damn many yards. I think Sunday’s *aints game was the first game where we won the time of possession battle.
I think this is a part of it…
the other big part is we’re 4 weeks into a new regime/system.
bugs are getting worked out.
hopefully this isn’t the highlight of the year but that it only gets better and better.
I’m hoping so. Either that or Donatello needs to go back to Splinter for more training.
From what I can see… pretty much most of the teams this year are in a state of flux. They don’t know what they’re doing any more than we do.
A few slow starts, a few fast starts. Everything will level off soon. For the Vikings, it comes down to injuries. If we can avoid injuries to certain positional groups (CB is one), we could make some noise.
but we are atrocious now?
we look atrocious, we play atrocious, yet we have won games we did not deserve to win just from complete shit luck and other teams stupidity
Yes, that’s true. We could make a pathetic wailing sound as we are destroyed on national tv again like 38-7 and 42-0
Most have many more scrubs playing
what can he do though? He doesn’t have the horses.
No talent will get worse when guys go down
imagine losing 3 defensive starters??
Even Belicheat says September is still preseason. If there isn’t visible improvement in October and November, then there are issues.
there are issues, we are bottom 5 D with all starters healthy
There are issues now and will be even more next season. Take 3-4 starters off the offense or defense and the jets mop the floor with us
it won’t. We have played total cup cakes who were missing half their teams while we avoided almost all injuries. No way that can go for long.
tick tick the clock is running out
No injuries yet, 2nd best in nfl. We will get worse and worse as guys get hurt
They are falling back to earth. Turdbury went from 6th to 18th and most of the oline sucked as in the past. Defense is still bottom tier run D and will get worse.
In the first time ever we have zero starters out. Thake out 6 starters as is an average and we will suck donkey balls
Wasn’t Mundt supposed to be a blocking TE?
22.8 is no bueno.
At least he can catch. Especially when he’s wide open at the 10 yard line.
Are you surprised? There is a reason we suck
Turdbury was 6th, so he’s back to 32nd again. That’s a huge drop in one week
How do we get US gas prices to $2.50 or less a gallon? go
Tell the gas station owners to go out there and turn down the numbers on the pumps so that they read anything less than $2.50.
I’m assuming if you wear that much makeup you must be frightened of what’s underneath.
I vote that somebody gives me partial ownership in some oil wells and then we run the price of oil to about $150 / bbl.
It’s interesting in that I know some people with working interest in speculative wells. It is expensive as hell to drill a new well. Usually the small fry are the last to get paid. Based on my assessment, handing your life savings over to some oil baron does not often produce automatic wealth. For those that know what they’re doing though, it can pay off. Problem is they aren’t sharing.
A guy I met at the bar said if I gave him 10k I could own part of an oil well and make millions. Kind of weird that he didn’t write my name down, and he said it would only take a couple of months but that was a year ago.
I hope you paid him in cash
Of course. He said he’d pay me in cash too so we don’t have to report anything to the government for taxes.
Wise.
Once it pays off I will be able to nothing all day and go hunting…wait…
Hunting, fishing, skirting
sounds like me the last 45 years
sit on your skol hole
I would have told him I took Skolly’s advice on betting and I’ll have that money for him shortly.
that will work, sounds legit
paid in cubic zirconium
@We should lower the price so people will use less of it.@
that’s what Germany did with NG, lol
demand is dropping like bidens approval ratings
Tax the rich and give a usage credit to the masses when you file taxes. That is the appropriate response for those wanting to monkey with free markets.
LOL, gouge the rich
If you make over $25k you will be gouged
Time Machine.
32 cents when I started driving, give or take. The Model T only took 10 gallons.
lowest i remember is 99cents
i also remember the Y2K scare when everyone and their moms were filling up any extra container with gas
I was staring at a pile of computers wondering if they’d go colder than a three dog night
Loved that group. Don;t know anyone now, but knew them well. Wadsworth Mansion and some others
My oldest brother (he was 18 years older than me) said that he remembered gas wars in Houston were gas got down to 10 cents per gallon. He occasionally exaggerated so take that for what it’s worth.
A friend of mine knew a dude from Utah who believed that stuff. Sold all his stuff and bought a trailer and went to the Yukon. nothing happened and he was so pissed he quit the cult, er, mormon church
True story from Fairbanks. Guy read free land in AL. Called DNR and they confirmed true. 160 acres pp.
Guy sold house quit job drove to Fairbanks in station wagon w/uhaul and brats. Went to DNR office to get his land.
They said he had to stake it and get it surveyed. He said how do I get there? They said it’s 300 miles that way and pointed. (no roads)
lol
I was driving 18 wheeler over the road when that all happened.
I have underwear older than you
I remember 23 but that was before I was driving
according to our leaders the gas stations just need to lower it. Pretty easy
our leaders are retards
Open up Alaska to drilling. Open up and finish building pipelines.
Charge a national $50,000 annual tax to license any vehicle that goes on a public road. Motor cycle, auto, truck, 4 wheeler, tractor, combine,lawnmower, anything. Enforce by confiscation and destruction.
For MT….
I’m a slacker….
YES! My hump day is complete!
What was that word you used about being attracted to preggers?
-freezebutt
maiesiophilia
Seems like a word related to asbestos issues
I’m more of a sapiosexual
I’d be really happy w/a deaf mute who didn’t smell too bad at this point,
ok, everyone leave MT viking alone for a bit…
I didn’t want to come over here until I squeezed all the juice outta that beet
ha ha ha ha
you’re old
sounds good, not
I just pickled some beets today, more tomorrow
Has anyone watched Andor on Disney+? I binged the 1st 4 episodes last night. So far I have enjoyed it.
no idea what this is.
Me either
Is it good and/or excellent?
A Star Wars spin off. Actually a prequel to Rogue One.
never heard of it
It’s all Kodiak over there.
LOL
Yeah the one word shit is stupid.
Thanks PPB
wait, this is MY fault?
Comment counts lol
you want to tell him that comments aren’t closed on old threads?
Don’t need extra scrolling.
Can you guys set a minimum character count? Set it to at least 9 so Kodiak can’t type “he sucks” a million times a day.
Lol
Yup, fail fail fail.
Maybe I’ll get some excitement on my flights today
Why are you posting pictures of Aaron Rodgers on a Viking page?
Aaron only wishes he could be Cage.
As it turns out he does wish that.
I liked this one better though.
Karen Rodgers
eeeeew
Con Air
Maybe a bidet supporter will get thrown off for insisting you wear a mask
perfect, I can also use added words
He sucks donkey balls
he sucks wet farts out of my ass (bRad credit)
He sucks a boil off a fat ladies ass
Even like this I expect I fell behind 5 and benny
I did that way before the comment counts came out
I’m not doing one word replies, thats Bitchjammin
is it any good?
disney SUCKS with star wars shows, the only good show they have done so far is the Mandolorian. everything else sucks IMO
I enjoyed the first 4 episodes.
i might have to give it a chance….
rogue one is my favorite star wars movie
Same here about Rogue One. The actor that played Andor in Rogue One (Diego Luna) is the main character on the show.
I’ve been watching Dahmer series for the sex scenes.
I’ve been enjoying picking up some culinary tips.
nice entendre, MT
Have you ever seen the crime scene photos? Guy is gutted and half butchered on the kitchen floor. Ed Geine ?? was even worse. Woman gutted and hanging for skinning and butchering
That whole page and they want to make you dig to the next one so you can find out who it is. Nope, not gonna do it. Wait, is it a TE?
Yeah f that sote
my least favorite.
Jaylen Holmes, DL
I hate when they make you click again, no way
19th!! Now
They make airports too bright… couldn’t see the yellow
Kills the virus
Vikings are ranked 17th in DVOA (defense-adjusted value over average) – a metric that measures efficiency and relative success while keeping in mind things like game context, down and distance, etc.
Offense is 13th. (5.2% above average)
Defense is 26th. (10.2 % below average)
Special Teams is 7th. (2.7% above average)
When all of the teams are ranked this way, the Vikings have had the 5th hardest schedule so far, and have the 3rd easiest remaining schedule. It’s early, so our ideas on which teams are good and which are not will change as the season continues, but still. This seems to imply the Vikings may stockpile enough wins to get trounced by an actual team in the wildcard round.
Bears are also top 2 passing D and worst Rushing D.
wonder what we try to do on Sunday….
I plan to look deeper into Minnesota at Chicago to see what’s going on with the passing games and running games for both teams on both sides of the ball. Always a fun time.
Well…. Chicago is 1 in att 4 in yards 2 in TDs and 9 in INTs
while 32 in att&Yds 25 in TDs and 30 y/a
me thinks we run run run run and then pass.
thing is… then don’t really have “shutdown” cbs.
Liked how O-line was improving, after aints not so much.
They’re going to have to pressure Fields. He’s getting sacked in an insanely high % of his drop backs, so we have to rack up the sacks on Sunday.
Maybe hunt and peck will get them some
he will scramble and burn us at least once
Reality comes back to haunt us
Not fumble? We might win if beaker throws ten or fewer passes.
Lookout here comes Nanya
atta boy skinflute, we will have 6-8 injuries and get an epic spanking. I’m thinking 54-3 sounds right for our playoff debut under Greasy Adolf and his dog
Can we have more oil talk?
I prefer Valvoline
I produce my own oil.
Olive oil is supposed to be better for you than vegetable oil.
Brutus is gonna be a vegetable
Popeye will save him
Yes and I have switched for most things
I prefer Vaseline, wait, sorry, wrong blog
better than canola
“If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girl sports like foxy-boxing, hot oil wrestling, and such and such.”
-Homer Simpson
Tell you what, women in MMA are legit. That shit is as real as bull riding.
Homer was wrong on multiple accounts
When Rhonda first hit the mat, and arm barred the snot outta one after another, I was in love.
They scare me
Was a good chat.
took a while before. Telling me to vote for biden came out.
lol, nice, are you volunteering for his campaign?
oil bad kill water make air hot
yes, I’m back now
I like cinnamon scented non water based lube, does that count as an oil since it’s plant based and not water based?
An entire thread and MT didn’t get his Wednesday gif yet? Hopefully he doesn’t leave because of it.
Life is hard sometimes.
I do wonder how many Europeans would be concerned and sending aid our way if we were unable to heat our homes this winter? 42 billion tonnes of coal reserves in the Ruhr coalfield alone…but they will all freeze to death without Russian oil.
I do need to brush up on my German, visit some news sites and see how much of their news cycle is devoted to fallout from Hurricane Ian, US gas prices, and our upcoming election.
Almost like we are being spoonfed the news they want us to be concerned about.
Reason #404 to read MT’s comments:
Sometimes the last sentence is the best one.
Always has been.
Last 25 years has been so much worse though
They would never do that. Would they?