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Better start practicing your tomahawk chop! The Atlanta Braves made a HUGE comeback in the NL East in the second half of the season, and they are once again your National League Eastern Division champions! (link courtesy of FoxSports). Was there ever any doubt? Not in my mind, there wasn’t! Twins fans, you’re all fully welcome on board the Braves hype train. C’mon board, it’ll be fun, we have coffee.
Minnesota Vikings News:
From Mick, his Early Season Review: First Quarter Edition.
We brought you our End of Quarter: Q1 report, based on the latest PFF grades.
The Vikings moved Cine to IR and made some other roster moves, we have all the details.
Lewis Cine is out for the season, Skoldiers fills you in.
From the Fan Forum section, Edgecrusher asks you to share how you became a Vikings fan.
Video of the Day:
Since we can mostly all agree on Marshall Tucker, I’m guessing we can all get along with the Allman Brothers. Here’s Midnight Rider. Enjoy!
Lol already talking about firing Hackett.
what happens to lafluer without a rod?
Colts got a hell of a team
Drama in CO
LOL
Just imagine Kirk winning a game with these stats
Rick Jr is screwed. He gave up the entire future for a washed QB in Wilson
Kirk throws more TDs in one game than Wilson has done all season.
Pretend Shift-A, losers!
I’m here in CommieFornia, still haven’t been shot, but it’s only a matter of time!
PS… if you buy a 1953 house, expect some problems. Or a bunch of problems. Or hundreds of problems.
You guys watching this shitfest of a football game?
And now overtime. Woot.
I should just go to bed, but I kinda want to see how this ends
It’s kind of like a disaster. It’s horrible but you can’t look away.
Oh the humanity.
Wow. Now there is no defense suddenly
What a horrible game. If almost looks like preseason.
Geno over Wilson allllll day for me. Kirk over both
We all know Ryan sucks ass but Wilson in his 5th game so far looks trash again! Broncos extension on him is hilarious.
what a loser game. We have potentially the two worst teams in AFC playing tonight…
This is a great tweet
Stop motion animation is better than pornography. Change my mind…
The Hines injury didn’t look good. Was punch drunk after getting up. Another week of hearing about how football is too violent. Gross.
Broncos and colts are both horrible jeez
Very ugly game so far
Both teams suck so bad
Wilson and the broncos suckkkkkkk st scoring TDs. We thought Sunday was bad. The broncos have like 4 total TDs the entire season so far
Goose finds all of this very funny….
huskers gonna win tomorrow and move into first in big ten west
I sure hope so. It’s crazy to me to be concerned about Rutgers….RUTGERS! But here we are. Not sure if former Husker Noah Vedral will start for them. Fun fact: I once bailed his daddy out of the local detox here in Lincoln.
That’s freaking awesome! I grew in Omaha for a few years and got my undergrad at Lincoln. So freaking fun and huskers are my team
I knew your roots were red – you mentioned that. I went to high school in York County – strong 2 hours west of the Big O. Enjoy Lincoln very much. Been a great place to live. Just me, the wife and the dogs. No kids, so my perspective may be skewed a bit but I love Lincoln.
Where you live now roughly if you don’t mind me asking?
Still in Lincoln.
FJB. Yeah, that’s you to Jill.
Lmao is this even a real question
Going to meet Kym and our buddy for a non session alpha drink. Think about this:
She’s to young for you
I think she accidentally laid on a pine cone…
Yikes: “Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow said he’s blacked out and lost memory of parts of games after taking hard hits. “You start to ring a little bit,” Burrow said. “I’ve never had any lasting effects from a concussion. I’ve been hit and forgot the rest of the game before. That’s happened a couple times.”
Bengals’ Joe Burrow: I’ve ‘forgotten’ parts of games after hits (nypost.com)
Guy needs to think long term. I’m sure the money is it but my goodness
Wish I would have bumped my head during my wedding.
No shit. Poor little creatures. $$$$, ok, i’m better now.
He wasn’t really complaining, kind of downplayed it, “part of the game”, still young enough to think he’s invincible, I guess.
I’m addressing the system. 3 times was issued a payroll check for $0.00 because perhaps sickness and couldn’t meet child support. Odd, Minny bends over for people who can’t even hold a fucking job. I’m done, old enuf, i can make it financially. They can ruin this country anyway they want. I’m in a get off my lawn mood.
I get it. I worked long hours and always did the right thing too. I don’t regret that, it was the responsible way to live, but I do regret not doing more sooner to stop the madness, and I can’t give up, I have grandkids.
Smart gal Kathy, i know. Yes, i have 3 kids and 3 grands. You see pics of them and they are so happy. I have serious concerns.
Ford can’t deliver 40-45,000 EV’s to lack of parts. LMFAO. Suppliers have also raised prices.
lol, lack of the part called a battery
I forgot which day of the week it is for a minute or two, that’s an odd feeling. Now realize it’s Thursday & I’m happy.
Happens brad, wait til kiddo is grown and you are retired. By then you really don’t care. You watch the weather a lot and think, i’m going fishin’.
So not much different other than he’ll have to call the kiddo and talk him into going and bringing the grandkids with?
GF is grooming him, be a time there are dues to pay. No free lunch in this world. Oh wait……………
bRad will be 97 when his grand kids are 5
Most of my life is like that
Dantz a downgrade not good
Could just be a rest day with all of their analytics and sports science stuff.
Jobu will cure him
He loves losing
He has them playing good, all that matters (he DOES seem to love losing, though)
Kids been doing okay so far
Special Teams looked very good so far
Go to 1:28
Lol
Always good to have the occasional ISIS leader at hand when you need a quick distraction from domestic shit.
It’s so fucking obvious yet so many fall for it over and over.
It’s a fucking joke, shows you how brain dead the voting public are not being able to see thru this shit. Border czar does a fund raiser for her pathetic party in Texas but fuck the border.
Every single day thousands of times
Jalapeno/Cheddar bratwurst in the smoker turned out damned good.
Sounds excellent! Now I´m hungry…
What kind of smoker? Homemade brats?
I make brats and summer sausage like that. Doesn’t suck
Looks like the spoiler tag lesson on thread one tuckered old Fivey out and he had to go take a nappy.
Big 5 will be back, with retribution on mind.
Probably servicing Kym. He has responsibilities ya know.
some of us pay Federal tax millennial
I’ve noticed now that we are censorship free, everyone’s sense of humor has returned. Threads are fun again. I don’t think this is a coincidence.
Yeah, political correctness is boring. Like forcing everybody to eat unsalted saltines because one person in the room has a sodium imbalance.
One standard is good two are better. It’s what the left lives by.
Great analogy!
It is amazing how freedom does that. And you don’t have to see what you don’t want to
So true Kathy. woke fools making life no fun
I had a 5 year old tell me that once
What happened to the kid?
https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1578114010871959553?s=46&t=QFzySGvTiOlfw8aUTW1BGw
Sniffer buying as many votes as possible?
He’s not running.
Theyre putting as much as they can in him before he’s gone though.
His party. He’s brain dead. I get great enjoyment each morning reading gaffes and word salads.
It’s funny at first until you realize how incompetent they are and what they are doing to the country.
35% still think he is doing a great job. 20% think he is too far right and want more leftist policies, 45% think he’s a puppet run by communist overloards
they bring him out of his shit stained room once a week for a couple hours just for that
blame game politics, pathetic
Good deal, TBH.
not those guys, FED charges. These are guys caught with 300 kilos. Cartel members. It we interesting to know how many are invading criminals
The only people with federal convictions for possession are drug dealers who pleaded down to a possession charge. Not good policy.
Yup.
not good.
let’s get them to vote and buy guns too.
they are working on it
Why they want felons to vote
This is true. Federal charges don’t get handed down for simple possession. You’ve been a bad boy dealing in some weight to come under Federal scrutiny.
If you’re in DC is it a federal charge no matter what?
Depends on who your parents are.
no shit
possession? you don’t go to jail for possession unless you have a shitload and then anybody knows you are selling it
Helluva job so far kid. jobu smiles on you
Hey Hun. Is using a superscript in chemical nomenclature like CO2 the norm in Europe? In the states everything is subscript. Just curious. Also, I can’t type sub and super scripts on here.
wtf???????????????
Hey! I like to write it using superscript, but that´s just me. It´s usually subscript over here as well.
Gotcha. I was just curious.
I have no idea what that means
Puppy looks like he was put in the corner for being a bad boy.
Or he got caught chewing on something he wasn’t supposed to. Like Denver and the cat treats.
Like a wife putting things in he mouth she should not have
Makes you want one, but then they grow up, like people.
But you can put a dog outside or in a kennel if they are being a total pain and they are easier to train than a kid. I say this with 5 and 7 year old boys and a 1 year old lab at my house.
wives fit in a kennel
https://twitter.com/sosarick/status/1578097882619584519?s=46&t=9jRvBaO1td213Ff5d0HKvA
That’s what I’d say if my stud Edge was invisible
Not buying it. Pressure is non-existent. Find some.
he’s triple teamed due to a 160 lb rb blocking the other 4 pass rushers
Because the rest of the dline sucks
he sux
sad.
people has the dumbabetes.
Waaa waaaa waaa. Nothing is your fault.
No, it’s Ponder’s, and racism. I’m sure there’s something racist about it, just let me dig drink a couple beers and I can twist it.
yes, being stupid is racist
Yes, it is true, you cannot fix stupid
Yeah, love the fix. FFS.
The reason communities aren’t walkable is because of crime. Maybe we should stop funding the police.
Now that is some out of the box thinking I can get behind. Kind of like not covering wide receivers so that you don’t get called with PI.
On that front, just realize, you are gambling they will fuck it up for you more than they will burn you. So far it has worked.
Good idea. Need a Glock just to go to grocery store.
Not necessarily, Anchorage was ranked the most unwalkable city in America a few years back
Reasons: No sidewalks most places, colder than a whores heart, 10 foot snowbanks along every road, covering the few sidewalks we have.
Crime didn’t matter
well. Maybe, just maybe, diet(or, what you actually eat) and exercise (or lack of) contribute to type 2.
https://www.dietdoctor.com/diabetes
Nah, that would mean personal accountability and that would be racist and probably sexist.
can’t fix stupid, it’s that simple.
Here is what you have to do to not have this disease. Stupid ignores it and costs taxpayers billions in medical costs.
Another reason to change the welfare/food stamp program
Yup, and working odd hours, alternating shifts especially. Don´t think those people work that much though, so they got that going for them on the type 2 front.
lol, fuck off
Lib social values. Socialists who believe government owes them a living. After saving the planet, they want bigger government, universal healthcare and legalized marijuana. Wonder what the boys who stormed Iwo Jima would think of the “New World”?
They would want to kill 90% of the population
Someone doesn’t want Joe in ‘24
Just because the agents see it doesn’t mean any charges will actually be brought. The head of the FBI said that Hillary broke the law but refused to bring any charges.
It’s a threat to biden to not run in ‘24z
i told you already… they want newsome.
Seriously, Newsome? even Kalifornicators hate him
yeah that’s why he won his recall.
That should bring civil war.
Hopefully we can have a fair election for once and he will lose
just from the urban areas, like all puke communist pieces of shit
nothing would of happened if what Mick said wasn;t true, they eat their own
So who is Obama going to “putin”? Kumbag Harris?
Gavin Newsome
woof
you are smart lad, not Big 5 smart but a good start for only being 39.
lol, it will take him a long time
Head’s up-If you are at work, do no open any spoiler tags from Kodiak. It is likely that your employer will not like it.
In the future I will put warning labels on said entertainment
That’s generous of you and will end up making me log in after I leave work because of curiosity and FOMO.
the first couple were tests, now that I know how it works, warnings will be applied
Maybe we found a way to keep free speech and also not get anybody fired from their job.
I think so, let me try one with a warning
WARNING NOT SAFE FOR WORK PIC UNDER SPOILER
Doesn’t open or show up unless you make it so
Much appreciated!
Think the site is going to get slower.
Maybe having them under spoiler tags will keep the sight running smoother. We could put all pics and gifs under a spoiler and get a surprise every time
Maybe, i don’t click many spoilers. Just gets frustrating when you want add a simple sentence or 2 and you wait for it to copy a word.
no
I wonder if I could have them automatically place images under a spoiler? Would be the same as the “auto-hide images” feature we had with Chorus.
Possibly. It might increase the site’s functionality if possible. You can’t hide images uploaded from locally. I’m not sure about the provided gifs. I’ll try it.
Looks like it works. The only ones you can’t put under a spoiler are uploaded images. Those have a size restriction though and I think most of the images shared are the provided ones or from the interwebs so maybe an auto spoiler tag for the would work.
It only makes sense, people shouldn’t be forced to see that and this works perfectly to give you the freedom to look or not look and to c the freedom to choose where you want to look.
For example, MT cannot look at these at work. Yet being the caring husband is, he still wants to see them and share them with his CFO.
So now he can wait till he gets back to the shouse and say “hey my undying love who I worship both night and day, I have these racy pics I want to show you and get your opinion on if you want me to get you that outfit”
Freedom for everyone
I wish!
looks just like Kym the last time I saw her
Better be a electric firetruck.
Yet they push the narrative that they don’t suck
Yeah..
they lie a lot.
it was a fair election
you need this vaccine
masks will save your life and the lives of your loved ones
Ivermectin doesnt work
Trump colluded w/the Russians
Hunter Biden didn’t commit crimes
Joe Biden is cognitively healthy
Joe Biden doesn’t stay in an 8×8 padded room and play with his shit all day
The Clinton foundation was honest
I’m from the government and I’m here to help you
Usually they start lying when they open their mouth.
GOOD FOR THE PLANET!
GOOD FOR THE EGO!
Does the emissions reduction of driving that vehicle offset the emissions from the fire when the go up in flames?
Yes
I forgot. The emissions from producing the vehicle and the electricity as well as the fire emissions (not just CO2 when you ignite a massive freaking battery) don’t count.
As well as the emissions from the emergency vehicles to put it out.
Cost of making them? Fossil fuels? They are so fucking heavy to transport they have road restrictions to deal with.
Like a green bay cheerleader
That would be a very interesting statistic.
not even close, I have seen the stats
Yeah, that’s what they mean by carbon neutral
they lie
actually EV cost more in energy to make than they will ever reduce in their lifetime. They actually have a negative impact on the earth relative to a fossil fuel vehicle
3 kinds of people in the world
those who make a difference
those who are content to feel like they’re making a difference
and those who don’t give a flying flapjack
I ran out of fucks several years ago
yeah. as I age I find myself more and more in that last category.
I used to want to make the world a better place.
Now I just pretty much want people to stay out of my business.
Wait till you get to the spot where you want make half of them go away permanently
As Rush always said, symbolism over substance
lol, if you like mining and pollution
As long as the mines are in another country, they don’t count.
good point
Excellent point
lmao
Did Fiver get the message that everybody moved or is he pulling a Kodiak and commenting to himself on the other thread?
Work break?
Feeding Kym lunch
I will go back and yell at clouds later
@can you find time?@
Been a foggy wet mess here and still have 3 teams out working. Need to pickle more beets today though
Kodiak comments at night when nobody is around. Just talks to himself
The question is does he know he is talking to himself?
and Jennifer be thy name
right on the face
Not to myself, to that damn thing that invades my computer and tries to upload shit. The Cloud or Icloud or whatever it is that seizes everything up every now and again
LOL, it might be all the porn.
I wish, I can’t do pron due to no bandwidth, I can barely get news clips.
No, on my new computer, every now and then it slows way down and I see this little cloud in the right hand bottom corner. It’s auto uploading all my stuff to my cloud account, which I don’t even know how to access. I shut it off and it works again.
This is me when you are all home getting beaten by your fat and psychopathic wives.
still better takes than you !
lol
https://twitter.com/bheintzskol/status/1578086562054668298?s=46&t=QFzySGvTiOlfw8aUTW1BGw
We held them to 24, that’s actually impressive. They averaged 38.7 PPG in their other 3 games.
Has our defense even scored this season?
lmao
Hopefully that’s true & Hunter is getting ready to take off. Not gonna believe it until I see it, though.
The rest of the dline sucks so bad a rb can black all of them, so Hunter has 5 oline on him every play
but Hunter is great
Butt Hunter II is even better
Name of yore sex tape?
And he goes by the name Mike Hancho.
Mike McBitchen
Is your Mom in that one too?
I woke up this morning feeling kinda stuffed up, runny nose a bit. As the day has gone one its gotten progressively worse and I’m now sneezing a lot and coughing a bit and feel just groggy in general. Hopefully its just cancer, not anything serious like COVID. I think I need to go home early, have a beer and lie down.
yes you do
i almost made a cancer joke, but i figured that would be over the line, no one would do that………………………………
Cancer is a growing concern.
Especially when you have it. Brain tumor survivor 2011. Exploding appendix 2015. God wants me to see the Vikings not suck
It’s meant to be. I told you Jobu is on our side this year. Like the Iggles a couple of years ago and the Taints before that. It is redemption for Saint George.
The only way we can not suck this season is exactly what we have done. Play like shit with no talent, bad plays, shitty coaching and still win.
Jobu is definitely on our side thus far.
I wonder if Greasy Adolf has a family history as a witch doctor?
D needs to improve vastly, or .500 lucky.
Not true Chief, we can suck wet farts from a dogs ass, make bad plays and coach like a retarded monkey. We just need other teams to fuck up even worse so we can win, like the last 2 games.
This might be the year
I don’t bet. I have solid reasons.
smart man. You bet on the wife and lost. Just like me. No reason to take a chance to lose again
Somebody document this comment. Kodiak, are you feeling okay?
Well the odds of them being 3-1 with this dog shit talentless team w/a rookie coach and worst draft since the Cro-Magnon era were about the same as winning the Owl.
So we back in w/an 8/8-1 record being outscored 3 to 1 and the 31st ranked defense, the worst center in the nfl along w/a qb who has had his worst year as a starter and we win it all by absolute shit luck. Penalties on the other guys, fumbles we recover to kick a fg, dumbest play calls in the history of the nfl by opposing coaches, you know, the way we have won the last 2 games. Plus we haven’t lost one starter to injury.
Greasy Adolf may be a witch dr and know Jobu personally.
Should be 1-3. Not sure worst 3-1 team, could be Giants or Boys, not sure. I expect nothingat this point.
Wise, same here. We know our Vikings.
I expect we will eventually suck, if we end up 3-14 it will be as expected
If it means the Vikings win the Super Bowl, I don’t care.
Concur
Exactly, win as ugly as Lifers wife/sister, it doesn’t matter.
Yikes, Kodiak. Thank goodness you’re still with us.
God has a much more miserable death for me in the works.
Gonna be eaten by a bear or pulled in by a giant halibut?
Those would be too quick
In my professional opinion these are classic symptoms of a cold. Rest and hydrate.
What virus causes the common cold?
Tons of them.
I kinda thought that might be where you were going…
Yeah, it’s getting close to the end of the day so I figured it’s time to start laying some grenades here and there for Lifer to argue with himself about tonight.
Blonde, under 30, can put her feet behind her head and only costs a steak dinner.
Rash comes with for free.
The common cold is a coronavirus.
What are the types of coronavirus?Coronaviruses (CoVs) are a family of viruses that cause respiratory and intestinal illnesses in humans and animals.[1] They usually cause mild colds in people but the emergence of the severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) epidemic in China in 2002–2003 and the Middle East respiratory syndrome (MERS) on the Arabian Peninsula in 2012 show they can also cause severe disease.
I appreciate that, I’ll have stu send 2k for the bill.
Feel better, Ben. This reminds me to take some immune support vitamins before I get the grands for their overnighter Saturday. Once school starts, little germ carriers they are.
Correct
walking diseases, lol
Broncos on TNF, also, rub dirt on your butthole
yeah, dirt on the butt hole will work
Sounds like beaker, lol
So back then sex was a bad thing? Never understood what all the excitement was about. Filthy rich guys and whores, just ask Harvey, it’s been going on forever.
Lololll
I don’t get it
Was Oprah on the boat that day?
It’s a Fred Smoot euphemism for cunnilingus.
wow, that’s old, the okra patch is now a linoleum floor
“high accuracy is a bad thing”
-fil
Most dropped balls pat the sticks?
Best impression of a turtle in pocket awareness
I’m just gonna post his again:
Thread Summary:
Lead singer of the band Mouse Rat will be playing Mario in an upcoming movie or something, PPB is excite, on a side not, Aubrey Plaza is a hottie
Lifer prefers the D to suck in a slow methodical way instead of just getting it over more quickly and explosively. To each their own, though either way you need good pressure from the D to be successful.
Thor sucks and is weak according to FF
PPB hates the Colts
BTW did you know the Colts beat the Chiefs?
A few people had an argument about some canadian guy named Jordan, who gives a shit about canada.
An anonymous person’s bitching and moaning about the porch people thread was pointless in the end as there were less than 10 comments total there yesterday and we’re seeing like 1k+ a day here, that anonymous person also worships Neville Chamberlain
Freezey hates spanish, probably because he’s racist
Kfey’s favorite actor all time is The Duke, idolizes him as a person too
MT gets his dieting advice from The View
Indians didn’t eat meat, only nuts, fruits/veggies, or other humans
Eggslusher and Fivel are BFFs now, taking a fishing trip together to brokeback mountain soon
MT thinks the first lady is a fat ugly whore slob, but respects her as a Doctor.
Oil was discussed again for some reason
BitcheyFace complained all morning and said everything sucks
Bowbunch thinks Bradbury is all pro and the Vikings should give him a lifetime contract
Trump doesn’t believe in pulling out according to Five and PPB
LFA is MIA
CaliGoober wants to sleep with Nancy Pelosi
Surly went to go smoke something
BSF doesn’t believe our actions as humans have any consequences on the planet’s climate but your political views would stop any consequences should they arise
Some new guy showed up with a link to make 10k in a day, seems like a raaacist to me
Kind of a slow day in general
LOVE this ben.
hilarious.
man i love these
Superb, but I’m afraid some of the impressionable young men on here might see that gif as advocating smoking tobacco. Very bad.
I love tobacco.
way better for you than copious amounts of sugar.
Not as good as a bj though
i don’t see any tobacco…
oh….i guess i was looking at the wrong end
good for you, you are on fire today frozenose
the devil weed
However much Brads lawyers are paying you it isn’t enough.
behind the menards?
Is that like below the underpass?
MT’s been getting good stuff up on the big ben board lately
I just “summarize” what gets posted.
Sorry I slept in, it was glorious