Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion-Veterans Day: 11 Nov 2022

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It’s finally Friday, everyone, and welcome to Skoloholics! Join us as we discuss the latest Minnesota Vikings news, Minnesota Vikings updates, news from around the NFL, and virtually any other topic. On this site, the real action is in the comments, so if you haven’t checked out the comments section yet, you should join us! This is the open thread, which is……open. Therefore, you will see discussion of nearly ANY topic here. Our one rule here is: “Remember, be cool to one another”. Also, a word to the wise, don’t feed the trolls. SKOL!!!!!!

Today is Veteran’s Day, a federal holiday for honoring military veterans of the United States Armed Forces. Without our veterans, we would not have the freedom that we far too often take for granted. So, if you happen to see a veteran today, take a moment to thank them for their service. Honestly, this is something we should do every day, or at least every time we get the opportunity. If it isn’t something you do, today is a perfect day to start. Hoo-ah!

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My dad’s graduation book from jump school prior to the Korean War.

Just two more days until the Vikings biggest games of the season thus far. This game against the Bills will be a huge test for this young team with their new regime and new attitude. This will be a big test for Kirk, as Buffalo’s coverage and passing defense is very stout. The Bills’ run defense is not bad, but is not as strong as their pass defense, so we may see a LOT of Dalvin Cook and Alexander Mattison, especially if they have luck running early. To be honest, this game could go any direction. There’s obviously no reason for over-confidence, but there is also no reason for doom. I’m going in with tempered expectations, but also with optimism. Just win, baby. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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Minnesota Vikings News:

Skoldiers posted the Week 9 Report Card: Vikings @ Commanders.

Video of the Day:

This is one of my favorites for Veteran’s Day, sung by SSgrt Barry Sadler. Lee Greenwood is also acceptable, but I’m going with this one this year.

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 November 2022 10:32 am

New thread is up

norseman1
norseman1
12 November 2022 9:50 am

New thread?

Fivefingers
12 November 2022 6:55 am

looks like Nevada got the fix in again just like the last fraudulent Presidential election they stole there. sad times. going to be funny though watching them be destroyed in all ways by the evil left now

Lifer
Admin
12 November 2022 4:54 am

“Hey…shit for brains….they’re counting votes.”

The official overseeing the count in Maricopa County is a Republican

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:09 pm

Alaska is the dumbest state ever. Should annex that loser state along with Kodiak.

AK 01 for the house is pure Red but two red ran to one blue so all the votes are split. Blue wins easy now bc Palin can get her crap together

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:10 pm

Alaska pulls a libertarian

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 November 2022 6:55 am

corrupt system put in place by the demonrats

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:07 pm

Fox gave AZ to Dems offically which is saying something.

blue needs NV or GA to win.

NV red up 900 votes only with 95% in. Red gonna lose since it’s all coming from Vegas.

Sucks cause GA won’t matter

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 6:20 pm

Nevada senator only up 900 votes. He’s done.

runoff won’t matter

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 6:34 pm

Yup….looks like Masto is going to catch up and pass Laxalt.

Kelly has AZ in the bag.

GA runoff likely goes to the Dems so looking like won’t need Joe “Traitor” Manchins vote any longer.

House is also not over yet. 200-Dems, 211-Repubs. Need 218. Probably will be Repub to 218 and with a majority but it’s so thin they won’t have the power they thought they would because vote margins are so so thin.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 6:45 pm

Better than nothing like the last two years

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
12 November 2022 6:57 am

you’ll be happy when they spend another 5 trillion and BK the system? Mayb e $5 gas? Maybe 10% un employment?

VikingPhilip
11 November 2022 5:14 pm

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Fivefingers
11 November 2022 3:57 pm

Just saw a guy in Colorado Springs with a vikings jersey

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 3:58 pm

Tell him the Vikings suck

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 4:12 pm

Or at least tell him he’s a long-time loser and probably delusional.

Either that or it’s his painting shirt or something.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 4:39 pm

No karenfingers takes pics of them from the produce section while their backs are turned.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 4:49 pm

Lol

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 4:02 pm

You have a puker jersey?

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 4:30 pm

Poor bastard

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
11 November 2022 3:22 pm

Conservatives, please call your Reps/Senators to tell them we want a change in leadership, as I just did. If you don’t have any R Reps in DC, contact the ones leading the effort such as Josh Hawley and Marco Rubio. McConnell, McCarthy, McDaniel, Demers – all of them.

NoDakRube
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 November 2022 3:25 pm

You don’t like Cocaine Mitch?

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 3:45 pm

I live in KY, my biggest political regret is having voted for him in the past.

NoDakRube
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 November 2022 3:46 pm

fair enough….

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 3:57 pm

pretty slim pickings in the ghoul party unless you’re karenfingers.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 4:08 pm

eww gross…you are weird….

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 4:41 pm

Would you like to come over for dinner?

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 4:14 pm

Couple log cabins there

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 5:30 pm

So, what is the point of a blue check mark now?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 5:37 pm

Chaos

Adrenaline
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 November 2022 4:14 pm

Already told my CongressCritter to quit backing idiots like Boehner and Ryan in the past, and told him not to vote for McCarthy.

On the Senate side, they’re both communists, so no hope.

Kodiak
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
11 November 2022 4:34 pm

Love knowing you are idealistic enough at your age to think what you say and do make a difference. God bless you young lady. I on the other hand believe they are all lying two faced dirt bags who shouldn’t get a retirement or medical benefits and should be limited to 12 years/6 years along with their staffs.

If you wanted to have a lottery and hang half of them on the capital steps I wouldn’t raise a fuss.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 5:07 pm

Our forefathers sacrificed everything. Individually we are powerless, but together we are millions. We MUST fight to save America for our kids and grands. We have no choice, and I will never give up.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 3:10 pm

We’ll have a good idea on Sat by 4PM, as that’s when the Bills have to activate Matt Barkley to active roster. If they do that, could signal Keenuts

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 3:18 pm

good point.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 3:58 pm

Allen is playing…this is a ruse and has been all week. He doesn’t need to practice and they can’t afford to give up a chance at home field and bye in the playoffs.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 4:01 pm

They should just announce it, fantasy football owners inquiring minds want to know

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 3:06 pm

Allen Questionable

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 3:09 pm

he’s either out or going to be not at 100%, likely yanked before the end of the game

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 3:14 pm

Man, jobu really isn’t fucking around this week

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 4:42 pm

when he loves you, he loves you.

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 4:35 pm

5 starters likely out including qb. How many starters do they have on IR?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 6:02 pm

Don’t think anymore on ir, just a bunch out this game

peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 3:05 pm

Shook hands with a man today that operated an M60 in Vietnam. Wow.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 3:13 pm

You can say that again

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 4:01 pm

I fired an M60 belt fed in Wva with a gun nut buddy of mine I use to hang with a lot. We were leaving the range in an old quarry and these two dude were unloading it. We helped them carry the rounds to the range and they let us pop off a few. Jesus that was a little scary to be honest.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 4:04 pm

Great on deer running the meadows.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 4:07 pm

Lol, if you want to completely obliterated them

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 4:09 pm

Backstraps.

Adrenaline
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 5:27 pm

Briefly watched some movie about a tank last night. Thought the enemy was coming in to they machine gunned then flamethrowed them.

It was a herd of deer.

Wrenage
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 7:36 pm

The Beast (1988), about a Russian tank that gets lost in the wilderness during the Afghan war.

Good movie.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 5:25 pm

Also works on Charlie up in the trees

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 4:10 pm

Yeah that weapon is no joke. I didn’t much care for the military but I had some good times, firing awesome weapons like m60 or grenade launcher, booze cruising a humvee, buzzing Mount Rushmore in a Blackhawk, etc. made some great friends too.

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 4:17 pm

I shot an M60 when I was 12 at Camp Ripley way back in the back 40 machine gun range. Normally Dad was at the artillery range, but he let me go back with him to bang bang a few rounds.

Shhhh, keep this secret. My dad told me I couldn’t tell anyone, although he passed away.

peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 2:41 pm

Shook hands with a man today that operated an M60 in Vietnam. Was in over 50 fire fights. Wow.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 2:56 pm

M60s are fun to shoot

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 3:10 pm

So I hear…my brother led supply conveys in Iraq…their gunner trucks had M60s..said they were awesome.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 3:12 pm

They are, the SAW that replaced them is fun too but I like 60 better

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 3:19 pm

When did you serve?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 3:29 pm

1999-2007

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 3:31 pm

Thank you for your service. I couldn’t have served if I wanted too, but I didn’t really want to.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 4:53 pm

Wouldn’t have been my first choice but I wanted to go to college and didn’t have 30k lying around

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 3:08 pm

Thats a dude…..

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 4:39 pm

It’s great talking to those guys and learning how they heard a noise radioed it in and artillery killed 285 people. Or the ww2 guys who killed hundreds in the jungle. Pilots from back in the day have good stories of bombing and strafing the commie bastards.
Now their granddaughter is one, their grandson identifies as a pony and they are protesting freedom of speech.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 5:25 pm

Our ancestors would be shooting by now.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 1:48 pm

Ef these Bills are trolls. Hiding Allen

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 2:21 pm

Fuckers

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 2:33 pm

Trying to play the Vikings, it seems. Hope KOC will have the team prepared for either QB.

NoDakRube
Reply to  HUNViking
11 November 2022 2:35 pm

I am sure he will, this isn’t his first rodeo…………….oh wait.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 3:02 pm

Does this mean the Vikings aren’t bad? If they Bill think they gotta play games to keep us on our toes?

Or are we making something out of nothing?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
11 November 2022 3:07 pm

Possibly lol, he’s questionable officially

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 1:47 pm

Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 1:38 pm

Interesting laws they have in Russia

benjammin
Admin
11 November 2022 1:17 pm

Summary:

Thanks to all the veterans

Lifer has played golf for 30 years and still isn’t as good as children

Wrenage reviews a bad movie, his review is much more entertaining than the movie.

Manly Purple doesn’t know what day it is

Two different comment threads on guns

Lifer supports the GOP controlling the house and having a republican speaker

Accroding to LFA China is buying Minot ND

LFA buried his mother standing up

Lifer had a long day at the air compressor repair factory blowing up blue balloons yesterday

Peterplaysskinflute appreciates Lifer

Five thinks its nice that Lifer went to work today

Fries discussion

Benjammin’s children have his wife’s face and his ass

Five is now an RV hookup builder, times must be tough in commercial real estate

Skoldiers played around with some stuff so PPB should be fixed

Skoldiers is finxing things, refreash to see

PPB looks forward to death

LFA shot a navy seal with a 9mm

NDR’s wife wants a gun, hope his marriage is solid

NDR thinks there may be tension between Lifer and Five

Five doesn’t want Lifer to hang himself

Lifer may vomit while topping Five

LFA remembers fond moments with his ex wife

Wrenage’s wife is psychotic

MT returns to make TL;DR posts

BSF started drinking at work 2 hours ago while working the front desk

BSF has a 2″ dick, no wonder he likes looking at homeless men’s cocks

Miranda Lambert can shoot rifle rounds from a shotgun according to Northwoods

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 1:20 pm

Ha ha! Fun read, as usual

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 1:59 pm

Friggin awesome….filled with laugh out loud 1 liners.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 2:43 pm

Skoldiers is finxing things, refreash to see

LOL

LFA remembers fond moments with his ex wife

LOL

norseman1
norseman1
11 November 2022 1:01 pm

Sunday. A few flurries or snow showers possible. High 41. Winds W at 10-20 mph. Buffalo.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 1:03 pm

It’s officially:

“Try and pull 2 inches of dick out of 4 inches of clothing” Season”

Right guys?
Guys?
Anyone?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 1:04 pm

Thats funny right there.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 1:04 pm

Right. Been there. Tried it. Usually deer hunting.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 1:11 pm

add bulletproof vest, gun belt loaded with gear.
2″ due to freezing weather and cold hands.
good thing that stuff is sterile.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 1:47 pm

I damn near pissed myself yesterday. I waited too long while I was outside clearing snow in -7 air temps, realized I was going to just have to do my business in the snow. Unzipped my jacket then tried to unzip the overalls but the zipper got stuck. By then my 53 year old bladder had decided that the time was now. I’m hopping around shedding gloves and jacket trying to pull the overalls down. Even though it was freezing cold it was a relief to get them pulled down and stand there half naked emptying my bladder.

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 2:00 pm

LOL

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 2:20 pm

I’ll finish the story for you!
Cop pulls up while you’re pissing with dash cam running.
Cop: “You can’t stand around here with your dick half out of your pants”
MT “Its all the way out”
You and the cop look down, and then look awkwardly back at each other as he starts to write the ticket.
MT looks back at the dash cam and then meekly whispers “Just put that it was half way out.”

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 12:59 pm

Maybe Allen will play. Likely DNP DNP LP Questionable designation

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 1:07 pm

Jets loss stung them, think Allen starts. They want home field and AFC is tight.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 2:45 pm

they already have two divisional losses and Jets and Dolphins both have 6 wins

they need every game right now

NoDakRube
11 November 2022 12:59 pm

So for some reason, I am the only one working at the office this afternoon.
When that happens I have a moral delima….how early is too early to start sipping??

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 1:03 pm

2 hours ago..

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 1:12 pm

Before noon Greenwich Mean Time is probably a bit early but any time after that is fine.

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 2:15 pm

It’s because you’re a rube

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 2:17 pm

Name checks out.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 12:57 pm

Nothing unexpected but DT and Dantz out

NoDakRube
11 November 2022 12:45 pm

Biden Department of Education official claims ‘school discipline’ is ‘racist,’ blames ‘whiteness’ | Fox News

I just wish whiteness wasn’t so damned racist…when a minority student strikes a teacher no reason to call the cops…..its racist.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 12:51 pm

The Lady of the house is a teacher, if she is struck by a student her only official option is to call principal and have him/her come get the student and ‘talk’ to them before bringing them back to the classroom.
I have advised her to first call 911 and then the principal. Doubt she will do it as the District Admin would not approve. Sad.

Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 12:51 pm

Rule of law. Put him in juvi until 18. Mandatory education.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 1:51 pm

Hey Kayla. Bite me. You self serving racist POS.

norseman1
norseman1
11 November 2022 12:44 pm

SKOLOHOLICS. RIP

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 12:45 pm

did we die?? I missed it.

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 12:48 pm

Me too.

I’m old, but I’m not ded yet.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 12:49 pm

Maybe everyone working to pay for feds day off. Doubt part deux needed today.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  norseman1
11 November 2022 12:51 pm

Friday’s are usually slow around here. We had so many people call in sick that I was working at a desk checking people in.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 12:55 pm

True, Fridays lag. No need of z key.

Northwoods
11 November 2022 12:18 pm

Talking about shotguns earlier – anyone else notice at the end of Miranda Lambert’s song “Gunpowder and Lead” after she shoots him with her shotgun, she ejects the shell and anyone who’s ever handled a gun before can tell it’s a rifle cartridge that hits the floor?

Kodiak
Reply to  Northwoods
11 November 2022 12:50 pm

People are idiots. democrats prove it every day

Adrenaline
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 1:23 pm

Most of the “gun control” politicians couldn’t tell you which end of the gun the bullet or pellets come out of.

Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 11:58 am

Not Himars like he says, but the Russians were catching hell on their retreat out of Kherson.

Kodiak
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 12:49 pm

Video game??

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 12:58 pm

Kinda looks like it. Russian just lost 40% of Kherson Oblast. Ukraine was hitting the river crossings hard during the retreat.
Lots of footage all over the place.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 1:24 pm

My son was reporting all of this a few days ago.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Adrenaline
12 November 2022 4:30 am

Kill all those commie bastards. I feel sorry many didn’t know what they were even there for but many did and rape and killed the populous. Fuck’em all if I was Zelensky I’d start bombing Russia mainland and dare them to use tact nukes which would draw the west in to finally put Putin down for good.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 11:48 am

Allen not practicing again

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 11:58 am

Jobu is alive and well. Luckiest 18th ranked team in the history of the nfl. The suck is coming.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 1:56 pm

Karenfingers is coming to visit?

-The suck is coming.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 3:03 pm

What record were the Vikings after 8 games the year they got the donut from the Giants in the NFCCG?

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 3:15 pm

We were 8 and 1, but I suspect you already knew that.

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 3:17 pm

I meant 7 and 1

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 3:29 pm

That year we finished the season on a 3 game losing streak…should have seen it coming.

Adrenaline
11 November 2022 10:34 am

Gallagher passes away. Dood was older than I thought.

https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/gallagher-dead-at-76/

Wrenage
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 10:40 am

Crazy. I literally just listened to a song where the lyrics referenced him.

Northwoods
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 11:01 am

He had a helluva schtick. Funny guy. Sorta like if George Carlin had an illegitimate baby with Carrot Top.

Had Carlin’s sarcasm and political views, Carrot Top’s love of props.

MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:34 am

So (cue Johnny Cash) I’ve driven on icy and snowy highways all over this continent but had a first on Tuesday. We woke up at the hotel in Billings, a decent snowfall was coming down. Roads were shite in town, ran to a couple of the big box stores and then headed east back to paradise. I-94 was unpleasant, about Pompey’s Pillar snow is blowing like crazy, the road is completely snow covered and icy. I come up behind a Subaru going about 20, after a minute or so decide to pass as even though conditions were bad 20 was too slow, I worried I would get a semitrailer rearending me. As I pull into the passing lane on a straight section, I realize there is another car in front of the Subie, in fact it was a HP going 20 mph. Right after I get past him and pull back into the driving lane we go by an older car, like about a 74 Plymouth Fury, spun into the ditch with his front and rear bumpers in the banks of the ditch, wheels suspended in the air. HP pulls over, fires up his lights.

Here is where it gets interesting, that area is hilly and twisty between Pompey’s and Custer. I’m about to pass yet another slow moving car when I spot a dark object through the whiteout in the passing lane. I stay back and am amazed to see a man crouched down in the passing lane with two suitcases at his feet, looks like he is unpacking his suitcase. The car in front of me and I go by this guy, I make eye contact with him all of five feet from my side window. Immediately call 911 and report, dispatcher said yeah we got a call already I sent an officer, I said is that the officer that just pulled over for a ditched car two miles back …. pause … shoot yeah we’ll get someone there as soon as possible. That explains why the HP was driving slow, he was looking for the guy.

Guy must have nine lives.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:38 am

Never ever stay near a road when crackups are imminent.

Always astounded to see guys standing by their cars in big pileups then having to run like they’re running backs to get away from incoming semi’s.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:59 am

In quarterly management training with these consultants. Learning about boomers and millienials.

Kodiak and 5 ultimate boomers

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:13 am

I am an old/early “Gen X”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:14 am

I’m a boomer millennial, best of both worlds as I have the mentality of a boomer but actually use modern technology.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:21 am

lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:27 am

Pussy ^^

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 10:28 am

No, I’m a 1%er

DE Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:26 am

I bet I beat both of them.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:26 am

I’m x. Not much to know. 99% of millennial are pussies. Boomers good

Kodiak
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 11:22 am

Boomer homo rate <3%, millennial homo rate 20+%

So thank you for the compliment

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 12:04 pm

Lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:56 am

NV red up 1 pt (9k votes) with 90% in

AZ dead for red

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:57 am

I like some of the Arizona folks for possibly big futures

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 11:34 am

i know who you are talking about….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:57 am

Yep, gonna be another 50/50 senate at best, though if the repubs keep Walker from talking maybe they can squeak out a win in GA.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:58 am

Yeah coming down to GA for senate control

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:12 am

NV not a sure thing yet…the Dems just need the remaining votes to break 54% to 46% and they will win…Not out of the question.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 10:17 am

The important question is where those votes left are coming from. If its mostly mail in or absentee ballots that would typically favor Reps, but if they’re from the vegas area that’s good for Dems.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:37 am

Fraud mail in. Read about what they did prior to 2020. Can’t throw out even unsigned ballots, etc etc

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:36 am

They just need walker. Do what it takes

MT Viking
11 November 2022 9:53 am

To those that served I salute you.

Thinking of you, Brad, I hear Bismarck got 17 inches of snow. We got about 7 but there was a base of freezing rain under it so travel was not advised yesterday, I worked from my command center at home.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 9:54 am

I hope you didn’t bump your head when you stood up

MT Viking
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 10:05 am

No but I did annoy my back. Wednesday when the freezing rain started I decided to move my sandbags from the shipping container to the back of my little Ranger, so I stacked the fifty pounders outside on the ground then brought the bucket on the tractor over. Somehow the bags were stuck together by the freezing rain so I had to lift four sets of two bags stuck together and as I don’t lift like Chuck that sucked. Yesterday morning I started trying to move the snow with the only shovel I had at hand, a 48 inch plastic pusher, and that wasn’t going to happen. Like a dumbass, as I didn’t use the snowblower last year I had stored it in the very back of the 40 foot shipping container, with the riding mower (empty of gas and battery pulled), ladders, bikes, etc between the blower and the door. So what could I do but pick that single stage Toro up and put it on my shoulder and clamber over all the “deadfall” to get to the door. Back didn’t like that, oh not one little bit. After I cleared the snow off the driveways my wife told me the road report so just sat in my chair all day with a heating pad on my low back.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:12 am

I hate it when my stuff is buried and I’ve got to go digging (or make due with an inferior option)

you’re no spring chicken anymore

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 10:17 am

MT rn

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:52 am

Hour by hour????? What the heck is that

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:54 am

honestly it’s starting to sound like “please Vikings, gameplan for both QBs”

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:53 am

Hour by hour lol….sounds like he’s touch and go…we can’t say if he’ll make it.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 11:07 am

RIP to him…

MT Viking
11 November 2022 9:50 am

Thanks everyone for the thoughts and prayers for my wife…as you might know from my brief comment on Tuesday her surgery was postponed, now set for December 7. So would very much appreciate your thoughts and prayers on that day.

I have to add my little anecdote…Monday morning we were getting ready to drive up to Billings for preop testing and my wife threw not one but three winter coats in the back of the pickup. Now I am the overpacker in the family and she often says things like “you don’t need a raincoat and a jacket just take the jacket”. So I said, “you don’t need three jackets, two maybe but put that one back”. I got the “I can feel your total lack of compassion, you’re such a dick, you should hear yourself”. Kinda awkward silence for the first thirty minutes of the drive. At that point someone we know called, as it turns out she had had the exact same surgery two weeks ago so was talking my missus off the ledge. She dropped that her daughter had accompanied her to Billings as she was more empathetic and less likely to burst into tears than her husband. When she got off the phone I said oh so maybe your daughter could…”DON”T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT”. Heh heh.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 9:52 am

LOL

I love those break-the-tension moments

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:02 am

On the positive side… 30 minutes of silence with my ex was cherishable.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 10:13 am

I cannot abide persistent noise

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:12 am

I have finally cracked the code on how to deal with my wife’s moments like that. I simply ignore them and let them flow off me like water from a duck’s back.

It might sound harsh, but it is really not. ANYTHING I do in those moments is gas on a fire, so I just ignore her. And she agrees. She understands she is genuinely psychotic in those instances and it is better to dismiss her.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 10:14 am

Same

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 10:19 am

It’s very freeing to come to that state-of-being.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 10:19 am

Divorce best

Wrenage
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 10:20 am

lol

She has actually brought up divorce when in those moments!

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 10:44 am

One of the rules on the purple panzie page is that we are not to become male versions of the view…so we should probably stop commenting on how crazy women are…..but the question remains….
Would guys even hang around with gals if not for that space down below?

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 10:50 am

Alert! Alert! Alert! Forbidden question asked! Eradication Squad to Sector 7 immediately!

But, in all seriousness, they complete part of the equation that guys are missing, and vice versa.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 11:09 am

we are not on that page. No, we would be chasing them with an axe

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 11:29 am

I don’t care much about that, but many of them voting as a block for vegetables and people to destroy our country?

That’s unforgivable.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 10:27 am

ANYTHING I do in those moments is gas on a fire

I have those moments with my wife too. Its usually when she is freaking out about something that has gone wrong or is going wrong. There are 3 options, empathize and say something “wow that’s a tough sucky situation what are you going to do?”, try to solve the problem (which is my first instinct), or wait for her to tell me if she just wanted me to listen and doesn’t need feedback or empathy, just someone to vent too. Literally no matter what I choose the wrong option and she gets pissed because I’M JUST SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS ALWAYS.

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:30 am

I can so relate

Wrenage
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:34 am

Yep, it was quite an adjustment for me. I had no sisters growing up, and I was not a ladies man during my formative years. Plus, I was a generally innocent nice Christian boy.

Once I was married, I honestly thought I was with someone who had bipolar disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and perhaps a genuine demon living inside of their souls whose only nourishment was my happiness.

But I’m a quick learner. Now the storm can be raging around me, and I can sit in my recliner with a smile on my face watching TV with total contentment. That is maybe the final stage of manhood, above even killing a lion with one’s bare hands…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 11:13 am

Lifer’s wife daily, poor thing

“Once I was married, I honestly thought I was with someone who had bipolar disorder, narcissistic personality disorder and perhaps a genuine demon living inside of their souls whose only nourishment was my happiness.”

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 11:12 am

wrong

Option 1- after they scream at the top of their lungs like a 12 year old you throw down the divorce papers

Option 2- simply throw down the divorce papers after saying “there goes your daddy’s trust fund- to me!” ha ha

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:19 am

Happy wife, happy life

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 10:38 am

Amen

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:38 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:41 am

Jobu doing work

Northwoods
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:42 am

So he’s out day to day?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Northwoods
11 November 2022 9:44 am

He’s out but still day to day lol

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:35 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:41 am

a bit banged up on defense, as previously discussed

I’m glad I’ll be missing the game – not sure I could take the suspense if it’s close the whole way

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:42 am

LB Edmunds may be the next pin to fall

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:43 am

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:47 am

Elam played 43% of the snaps last week. Is he a nickel guy? Not sure if he went out of the game at some point.

he played 58% and 76% of the snaps in weeks 8 and 7 respectively

peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:33 am

I heard an interesting theory about the Vikings 4th quarter play this season. Not super creative or anything, but the theory is that it’s just conditioning. Opponents are making good halftime adjustments (hence Vikings doing poorly in the 3rd quarter), but run out of gas in time for the Vikings to retake the lead in the 4th.

I’d like to look at a quarterly breakdown of the Vikings’ oline and dline win percentages this season.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:34 am

Who cares they suck

-Big Five

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:51 am

Correct, let’s hope for at least 1 td first 55 minutes like last week

Kodiak
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 11:18 am

lol, people will make all sorts of shit up trying to take credit from Jobu and Greasy Adolf

Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:20 am

Compared to yellow, this purple kool-aiding is great.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:22 am

Growing on me

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:23 am

I really like the color – doesn’t make the comment unreadable or anything, but it does raise the issue of what to do when a comment gets enough thumbs up votes to change its color

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:33 am

Its gonna be difficult to do that FYI. It is possible but we have to code it ourselves

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:39 am

hm.

well the green and red numbers for the counts of the votes may be good enough.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:51 am

The homers creamed in their granimals

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 9:53 am

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 10:23 am

Agreed, like it a lot as well

NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:10 am

Sometimes it seems like I notice a little tension between lifer and five…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:14 am

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:18 am

LMAO

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:18 am

LOLOLOL

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:24 am

comment image

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:41 am

Which ones the bottom?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 10:00 am

Lifer Top Five Bottom, might make that my fantasy team name

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 10:55 am

I may vomit

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 10:56 am

If you are going to vomit its probably best if you are on top…

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 10:00 am

It varies hour-by-hour

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:52 am

Mental illness is sad

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 10:55 am

Yeah you might want to go get a check up from the neck up.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 11:13 am

take your meds lifer, you are pathetic when off them

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 11:36 am

Log off here and on to zip recruiter and get a job loser.

peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:01 am

Thank you to our Veterans.

Today is a day I always think of my grandfather. He died before I was born, but I know him through stories. He was on an aircraft carrier that was hit by a kamikaze. He lifted something heavy off of a fellow soldier that day, and lived with back pain for the rest of his life.

Stayed faithful to his wife until his death, and helped raise 4 boys. Worked for 3M and owned his own machine shop, working 2 jobs for many, many years. He enjoyed outdoor hockey in the winter in St Paul during his free time. He was a good man, and I’m looking forward to meeting him someday.

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:07 am

Amen

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:10 am

Salute to your Grand dad!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:25 am

Thanks, NDR

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:13 am

my veteran grandmother also worked at 3M for MANY years. i guarantee they knew eachother.
She passed away 1 year ago TODAY on veterans day, at 100 and i believe the oldest living marine.

thankful to all the veterans. including your grandpa and my grandma

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
11 November 2022 9:16 am

I remember you telling us about Grandma Freeze last year

she sounds like a great lady

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:17 am

she’s in glory now. can’t ask for anything better than that.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
11 November 2022 9:25 am

for real. I’m looking forward to it myself, although there’s plenty to get done down here in the meantime

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:57 am

Regardless if Keenum or Allen play, still think Vikes lose. Bills are stacked all around.

hard L with Allen, have a chance with Keenuts

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:58 am

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:59 am

ok packer fan

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:01 am

Didn’t they just get back White? I think they just got back their other starting CB from injury as well.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:05 am

they MIGHT getting their best cornerback back, but even if they do, I doubt he’s 100%. I would expect Dane Jackson to be assigned to JJ

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:08 am

Ya Bills are still stacked and Keenum can do enough to win. hard to win on the road against great team in probably cold/snowy weather

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:11 am

Bills still favored by 3.5

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:18 am

Yep

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:19 am

3 points for homefield advantage though – I’d bet on the Bills to cover if I were betting

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:22 am

Same even with Keenum

Wrenage
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:26 am

Got to factor in “Vikinging.”

They will win against Buffalo and then lose to a team like the Jets, Lions, Packers or Colts or something later on.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 9:27 am

Sigh…probably right.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 9:32 am

I heard an interesting theory about the Vikings 4th quarter play this season. Not super creative or anything, but the theory is that it’s just conditioning. Opponents are making good halftime adjustments (hence Vikings doing poorly in the 3rd quarter), but run out of gas in time for the Vikings to retake the lead in the 4th.

I’d like to look at a quarterly breakdown of the Vikings’ oline and dline win percentages this season.

Wrenage
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 10:09 am

Might be. I have only watched about seven quarters of Vikings so far this year and four were the Packers game, so I have very little idea of what they are actually doing on the field.

The last couple of Zimmer seasons on top of all the kneeling caterwauling drained my interest in games. The speculation and discussion during the week is where my interest lies now.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:01 am

Disagree. Allen or Keenuts we’ll be competitive and in this game. Their defense poses a big challenge but we have a real good balance right now with the addition of Hock.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 9:09 am

I have us losing regardless, but with Keenum we have a chance unlike Allen. 7-2 still solid, cause were gonna dump on Cowpies

Adrenaline
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:18 am

Waht????

We’re not going to win by 4 TD’s?

Who kidnapped skolly?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:19 am

LOL, i don’t like this matchup at all

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:18 am

that’ll be the most important game for playoff implications out of the next four, of course

a win this week almost takes some pressure off – no more streak talk

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:21 am

I disagree. Cowpies game won’t matter that much. Yes kinda of cause its an NFC team but in playoff seeding it wont matter much.

We’ll win division and be 4th seed at worst. Cowpies arent winning NFCW so they’ll be a WC team.

Head to head won’t come into play. If we beat cowpies we may need to root for them to win NFCW to help with tiebreakers. Regardless, Eagles schedule a joke so I don;t see them finished 2nd

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:22 am

The Eagles loss was a dagger probably for 1st seed chances

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:30 am

we’re at like 5%

Eagles could have a slump, but I don’t expected the Vikings to get to the end of the season without a few more losses, anyway

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:30 am

I’m worried about conference record when it comes to seeding 2-4

If we’re the 4 seed and some wildcard team knocks off the eagles, we’ll be upset we’re not hosting the conference championship game (if we make it that far)

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:34 am

hoping we can get to 2nd seed and eagles lose in round 2 and we have home field

That or we beat cowpies but cowpies win division well have head to head

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:43 am

bingo

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:02 am

Jets got over 5 yards per carry on 34 runs

We’ve got to run/run/run and pray Patrick Peterson can keep Diggs to a modest day.

If Allen plays they’ve got to contain with cage rushes like they did against Arizona

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:04 am

^^^^^this is the game plan.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:09 am

Yeah running is key, but our running game has been pretty poor all season.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:09 am

This is an elite take as I said the exact same thing to a coworker at the balloon factory today.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 9:17 am

I like it when we find these commonalities

Let’s hope the game goes according to our genius plan!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
11 November 2022 9:54 am

Glad you spoke as he us illiterate like your WV hillbilly inbred cum stain of a family

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 9:56 am

holy smokes, five

seems a little over the top to me

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 10:14 am

Lol, at least I didn’t tell him to hang himself like he did to me. Sure, gone pissin will delete mine and let his stay, again

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 November 2022 4:25 am

Ahhhhh…poor baby

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:09 am

Allens not gonna play IMO

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:17 am

I haven’t heard anything definitive, just blowhards arguing on football shows

what’s their injury report been like this week?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:24 am

Allen DNP twice. Nobody else signifcant from my point of view

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:27 am

Edmonds, Poyer, and Rousseau being out would be a big problem for them.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:28 am

a bit banged up on defense

I’m sure they’re glad they get this game at home

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:29 am

Yeah, less likely for ankles and groins to heal up enough to play than elbows

NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:52 am

I might have asked this question before…
The wife keeps pestering me to get a gun for home defense (you know-because of the huge crime problem in Minot)…

Which kind shall I acquire?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:53 am

I got a glock 19. Love it

Wrenage
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 9:00 am

Yep, you can’t really go wrong with a Glock 19, if you want a pistol.

Are you going to carry it or just keep it in the house?

Is your wife going to use it? If your wife is a big factor, you might want to look at a revolver. They are simple and easy. S&W, Taurus, Ruger, Colt, doesn’t matter that much. It’s more about how much you want to spend.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 9:01 am

I am not going to carry it…and yes the wife would probably want to be able to use it…

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:06 am

Glock 19 is probably not best if wife is involved. It depends on the woman, though. Some have trouble racking slides.

My wife has a S&W MP .380 EZ because it is made to rack easy. (Never uses it, though).

Can’t go wrong with a revolver for simplicity.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 9:50 am

Yeah my wife cant do the slide, but i have it set up wear she just has put the cartridge in and click the slide switch. Then shes got 16 rounds to shoot in an emergency

Adrenaline
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 9:02 am

Yup, first a shotgun, then a revolver, if you haven’t used a handgun much before. Learning curve is a bit steeper on a semi-auto.

Pull the trigger, put holes in the intruder, done.

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 10:21 am

I third that.G19 is at my bedside. I do most of my target shooting with a G17, so the knobology is identical.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:28 am

Just goes to prove you have to try out a handgun before you find one that you like and fits your hand.

Me no likey Glocks but I have a Walther PPQ that fits like a glove, better than anything else I’ve ever picked up.

Wrenage
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 10:38 am

Walthers have very nice ergonomics. I thought that too when I got my 99 AS. I still haven’t shot it, though. I honestly don’t know if I will. It has never been shot, and they don’t make them anymore.

I use my Glock all the time. I’m not going to sing praises of its grip or trigger, but all it does is always work no matter what. That thing eats any ammo I put in it without complaint.

MT Viking
Reply to  Wrenage
11 November 2022 10:40 am

I put the biggest grips on my G. If I used the ones that were mounted on it from the factory would be way too small.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:42 am

Wrenage
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 11:28 am

Yep, I use the big grips, too.

My Walther came with them, as well. I’d be curious to see what that feels like with the larger backstraps.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:54 am

I recommend a 12 gauge shotgun. You don’t need great aim, and the ammo isn’t likely to go through walls and hurt people in other rooms.

If it’s a pump action, you can make a scary noise before you even see ’em – maybe they’ll hightail outta there

Mjolnir
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:57 am

Yep. No more universal language than a pump shotgun. It’s fluent in all languages.

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:02 am

Second this. Remington 870 – plenty of them, affordable. Ammo not crazy priced.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
11 November 2022 9:06 am

I recommend Federal ammunition. Made in Anoka, MN

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:08 am

Yup, I own some Vista/Federal shares, so please!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:20 am

how’d their stock do when they purchased Remington?

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:26 am

Remington was mostly a bankruptcy situation, so they got the ammo part of Remington pretty cheep.

Idiots ran Remington, were playing far too many financial and political games, but I think Federal will do better with them now, although I’m not a fan of Federal’s higher prices.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:35 am

yeah, Federal ain’t cheap

there are a few things I’m willing to pay more for

I don’t use a ton of ammo, so it’s easier to pay more for my 12-gauge

when my boy is shooting trap on a team though, gotta find cheaper ammo

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:46 am

Waterfowl I tend to use Winchester drylock. If I’m feeling cheap I’ll buy a box of Kent shells.
Pheasant I’ll buy Fiocchi Golden Pheasant since its reasonable price and they get the job done.
I’ve used the Federal Prairie Storm and haven’t noticed any great improvements over the more budget friendly rounds.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 9:49 am

I couldn’t tell you the differences, honestly. I just picked Federal and remain loyal.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:56 am

shotgun, tactical home defense style

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:00 am

Since China is gonna own Minot, buy whatever they’re selling, like a DF-17 hypersonic missile.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:02 am

A missile seems like overkill…but thanks for the suggestion.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:01 am

Sawed off shotgun.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:06 am

LOL, you’ll have to replace everything in the room

Mjolnir
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:19 am

And call ServiceMaster…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:20 am

Worth it in that situation

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:37 am

I mean, maybe

Many people can hit a target in the same room holding a regular-barreled shotgun even when shooting from the hip

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:46 am

If someone is in my house I don’t want to just hit them, I want to obliterate them.

Northwoods
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:47 am

Dead men tell no tales.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Northwoods
11 November 2022 9:55 am

Lemmy!

peterplaysbass
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:50 am

sawed-off increases the spread, making it more likely for SOME of the spread to hit them but also more likely for some of the spread to miss.

With more limited spread the odds of hitting your target with every bit of it are better

Northwoods
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:53 am

I’d rather have a pistol grip shotgun than a sawed off.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Northwoods
11 November 2022 9:53 am

now you’re talkin

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:05 am

Thanks for all the advise guys, I think I will go with the shot gun option….

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:37 am

Check out the Mossbergs. They have a whole range of guns in designed for home defense and all different price ranges.

Northwoods
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 9:51 am

I just searched Armslist – was surprised that Mossbergs are relatively cheaper than the Remingtons. Thought it would be the other way around.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Northwoods
11 November 2022 10:18 am

Yes, I just looked one up “Tactical Home Defense” Mossberg was like $300.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:32 am

How much experience do you have with an hand gun?
Not much- get a revolver or plan on spending a lot of time on the range.
Some- Are you going to CC? I you may want a compact gun. FYI: Some compact guns suck to shoot. Less accurate and the grip can dig in on some models.

Do you have kids in the house?
Don’t want bullets busting through walls and hitting anyone behind them.
Get a shotgun with around a 20″ barrel.
Mossberg makes models that range from around $200 bucks up to around a Grand.
One shot of 00 buck puts out 9 pellets that are roughly = to 9 mm rounds.
I keep some Heavi shot home defense around. They also make a shell called dead coyote that has more bang.

IMO: get a shotgun. Mossberg or similar with a 20″ barrel and then figure out if you want to use something like #4 shot or 00 buck.

MT Viking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 10:18 am

At my tactical shooting course the instructor (retired SEAL) had us do an exercise, darken a room and try moving through it with a shotgun and then a handgun. The point being to do the same in your own home, try moving through your home crouching and using cover at night. You’ll find that the barrel of the shotgun impedes your movement. Buck shot will also go through dry wall like a hot knife through butter. Plus you have the advantage that you can put out three shot groups on five targets with a 9mm and still have a couple of rounds to spare. No doubt a center of mass shot with 12 gauge buck shot will take the target down in a few seconds. It’s the ability to crouch in cover and take a shot with minimal exposure that makes a pistol preferable for me.

Adrenaline
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:21 am

I might or might not have shot a seal with a 9mm

Wrenage
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 10:22 am

He gave you no choice…

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 10:29 am

*retired journalist

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 10:42 am

Heh heh. I’ve told you before that a large cadre of SEALS hate that fucker.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 11:15 am

which one? about 90 books for these silent warriors vs the real men in Force Recon, Green Berets, etc

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 12:34 pm

Dipshit Robert J “I shot Osama Bin Laden (only I probably didn’t)” O’Neill. Oh hey look I’m on Facebook look at all my friends on Facebook gee you can find the spouses and addresses of all my fellow Team 6 members.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
11 November 2022 11:42 am

That makes sense. I think many of the home defense shotguns have 18-22″ barrels and are made with clearing rooms in mind, but I don’t have any real life experience doing it.
My shotguns are all 28″ barrels, which would be a pain in the ass to use in tight quarters.

I bought some Heavi shot home defense ammo that is not supposed to go through walls. Here’s their blurb:

These low recoil rounds have 30 non-toxic heavier than steel pellets that deliver plenty of downrange energy. With defense in the home in mind, Hevi-Shot developed a frangible pellet that offers reduced risk of over penetration and ricochet.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:35 am
Kodiak
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 11:16 am

Judge or 9mm 7 shot w/laser sight

NoDakRube
Reply to  Kodiak
11 November 2022 11:18 am

Yes I have heard “the Judge” recommended before….so many choices.

peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:48 am

when I’m typing my comment, the font doesn’t show up, but when I post it, it’s there.

I can highlight it before posting to see it (and check for grammer errors), though

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:48 am

is this happening to anyone else?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:38 am

Just you. Brad hates you and did this on purpose BTW.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
11 November 2022 9:40 am

LOL I’m sure

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:49 am

Im finxing it

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:52 am

Im finxing it

name of your sex tape?

[PS – the font thing is fixed – working perfectly for me now]

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:51 am

Sorry PPB. Playing around with some stuff. should be fixed

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:52 am

No problemo – I’ll try refreshing. I just wanted to bring it to the attention of whoever was fiddling with the levers!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:52 am

Yeah should be fixed with the refreash

peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:47 am

It’s REALLY stinking cool that you have your dad’s graduation book from jump school

NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:46 am

Like the purple hue of the comments.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 9:02 am

I don’t, I prefer only the good comments with 5+ recs get turned purple.

manly-purple
Reply to  benjammin
11 November 2022 9:05 am

I agree.

Adrenaline
Reply to  manly-purple
11 November 2022 9:06 am

Still better than Snot Yellow, though

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:29 am

Test

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
11 November 2022 8:30 am

es

Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:25 am

ORE-GONE! Two More Oregon Counties Vote to Secede, Want to Become ‘Greater Idaho’

woo hoo, new spot for me someday

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:27 am

i want to just get like 100 acres in wyoming and disappear

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
11 November 2022 8:31 am

That’s factually happening for me. You can have an acre if you do chores and what not.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:34 am

I’ll provide security and surveillance and hobnobbing with the sheriff.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 8:34 am

5 acres

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:44 am

I have no useful skills so won’t ask for any acres, however can I visit if I bring Scotch??

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:57 am

of course, I will build a few RV hook-ups for your electric winnebago

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 9:07 am

Great! Thanks.

Adrenaline
Reply to  NoDakRube
11 November 2022 8:57 am

Snowplower

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:08 am

snowplower?

I just met her!

NoDakRube
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:14 am

That took me a second…but thats funny.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:39 am

i can take care of the wheat fields and also small game capturement….
can i have 2 acres please?

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
11 November 2022 8:42 am

Ok, wheat, alfalfa (ell and deer love it) and wild rice for the lakes for ducks. And fetch me non session beers

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:49 am

have you heard of Jefferson on the northern border of California? they’ve been talking about seceding for many years

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:55 am

landlocked between misery then

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 9:08 am

the conservatives in CA and OR would flock there, though – strong community

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:56 am

Yep, but California won’t let them go… and the feds won’t allow another 2 right-wing senators and a congresscritter.

The Oregon thing has a better chance of succeeding, because no politicians are invented.

Surly Viking
Admin
11 November 2022 8:14 am

Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:12 am

Gonna go here and relax

switz.jpg
freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:39 am

haters will say it’s fake

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
11 November 2022 8:42 am

it’s not, switzerland

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 8:50 am

go to Ouray – it’s the Switzerland of America!

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 8:57 am

been many times

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
11 November 2022 9:09 am

me too (well, three times) – I love it there

real Switzerland someday, perhaps

Adrenaline
Reply to  peterplaysbass
11 November 2022 9:11 am

Switzerland is fun.

Was driving a high mountain pass and had to stop and wait for like 15 minutes while the goat-herder crossed his goats from one alpine meadow to another.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Adrenaline
11 November 2022 9:21 am

LOL – I hope the handbrake worked well

I’m guessing it was a manual transmission – you could’ve just turned it off and put it in gear

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I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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