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Mandoes 1,800 mile trip in a Tesla EV, never stopped to charge! Had a 400 cc generator in back seat. Man, this shit is getting funny.
I wouldn’t go the typical trips I make without one. At least in the trunk, if there is such a thing. Otherwise, get to snort gas and fumes in the back seat.
What kinda generator?
All the ones I’ve seen are pretty loud
It was loud, read cops pulled him over.
Inverter generators are very quiet.
Plus I can imagine some people are going to put a windmill on top their Teslas
Batteries that can explode and car burned. Sourced by 3rd world countries where children make. Lack of charging stations which many are dysfunctional. Limited range. Cheap ev’s suck. It’s a joke.
There is a game thread morans.
https://skoloholics.com/minnesota-vikings-miami-dolphins-game-thread/
No game thread today due to lack of interest. 5 will have a postgame summary at 4:00 PM CST.
Coming fella
Armstead out for the fins today.
big deal there.
Here’s why.
take my heart
who scores more today?
hill with PP or waddle with Dantz?
Gotta be Hill
If we don’t pressure Hill easy.
Yes
Game day. Joint is dead.
only 1030 in Minny, millennials not up yet and then mom’s free breakfast
Does Assamoah see extended play today? How about Hollister? Wangwu get more snaps in backfield?
Won’t matter. We win by shit luck again
Score predictions?
Vikings 27
Dolphins 18
Skolly says 41-donut.
you gotta be hurtin after that wild irish rose last night
I’m at breakfast right now.
Having a mimosa with vodka added.
Pro tip, take bungals -3 today
Yeah I think Joey goes off.
aints have all 3 top wr’s out (Thomas, Landry, Olave) and top cb and others. Red Rocket at qb, no famous man.
5-1 will sound very good Monday morning. In no way do I think it’s a given.
More like 50 / 50 at best.
Thread recap since Ben is on chores duty 24/7 since it’s the weekend and he’s a beta.
-BSF got into the session beer and hard seltzer and named 40 different songs for us and 39 of them sucked
-MickKitty and BSF are libs and always have been
-Lifer is still a commie wanting to take from the producers and hand out their money to freeloaders and illegals
-Tenn Vols are legit for the first time I can recall since Peyton Manning was their qb
-A few legit qb prospects so of course Jobu and putting spells on all of our oppenents has us drafting 20th and no qb
-Quiche is good and you eat it, you don’t spell it
-The mild suck donkey balls, ha ha ha. Let’s go Avs!
-Chipmunks suck donkey balls as well and folded like a cheap suit per usual.
-I bet the vikes so they 100% will lose and skolly will cry and then 30 minutes later say our record is great and we still win the Owl
lol….good stuff all true.
Plus,
They tried all the drugs, but Biden is still senile
Walz sucks moose balls
Vikings still need a TE because Cousins no longer has the strength to throw downfield to a wide receiver.
At least one running back will get hurt again today, probably 2 or more
By the time you read this, nukes may have killed you.
Plus, aviator joe (sniffer) is molesting little girls again and says our economy is strong as hell.
He thinks little girls are fair game which is a complete reversal of leftists and that Richard Simmons was strong…
WRONG!
Mild suck horse c^&k!
Avs beat mild 10-2. Mack scores 4 goals.
LETS GO MILD!
They are Muy bado.
14 GA i 2 games. Nice D. LMAO.
-fiveladyfingers is sad his brain don’t work good.
No seltzers were drank. Otherwise pretty accurate. At one point I was just drinking Dickels 12 straight out of the bottle.
Twas in fine form last night
good choice, MGP mash I think
shit hammered you were
BSF. Beyond shit faced. Kidding BSF.
Perfect
Pretty accurate
Defamation of my good name!
Bwahahahah…..😂
Oh no Skolly…
that press guy needs to be banned by the nfl. He broke the rules.
Gm
gameday.
Skol Vikes
Good morning Mick
SKOL!
Skol!
here’s why
Kodiak. This one is for you
Does it involve renting not buying
Kodiak and five.
Yup
Lol…this never gets old. Keep this forever.
Skolly?
My dick.
Micky Avalon.
Google it
Wish you were here
Pink Floyd
UAF in the 80’s would lose by 12-15 goals an average game
Good old Nanooks… has that name been canceled yet?
This year’s love.
David grey.
Beautiful
Division bell.
Pink Floyd.
Love ir
Gophers suck
Gordan lightfoot.
Sundown
So do Huskers and it appears Alabama does too.
Teddy might start tomorrow
Teddy can eat my ass with a spoon.
Jealous! 5 minute conversation with Teddy…
That’s cool. I still like Teddy, a classy guy
Torn to pieces.
Pop evil.
Decent
Chris Stapleton
Starting over.
Perfect sonf
Hurt by cash.
Not the bin version
Just going to post my play list for you losers
have you listened to this album yet? One of my all time favs
No but I’ll check it out
I listened to this for a year straight. Best when drinking or high but also great sober. It grows and evolves the more you listen to it.
Creep. Decent radio head ok
Can’t figure out how to post a picture off my phone.
Any help?
there is an icon circled below, click on that select photo library and post your pic. Have to have at least 1 character typed in the comment.
Thank you!
I was going to post a big pile of weed, but not gonna do it
Isn’t that illegal?
Now got on wind of change by scorpions.
Like angels sing
Cat Stevens song “Wild world” is fucking beautiful.
Yusuf Islam. Dude could write some unbelievable songs.
I still call him Cat Stevens, cause that’s on my albums.
Peace Train is another catchy tune
You’re toasted like a nut.
My God. The Wild defense is worse than Purple.
Do they lose by 30?
Partially blocked and still goes through for the win.
Yup. What a game!
Vikings drafting Hooker?
Bring back the love boat.
rent Hooker don’t draft
WOW!!!
Tennessee needs a 40 yd FG to win. 2 seconds left
They must have gotten it!!
Holy shit!
Lol…
https://twitter.com/d85andrew/status/1581404940659879936?s=61&t=EsL5bazTQeF9ZtxLjBkLPg
I’m old and as far as I can remember the rodents have sucked. Back in the 70’s they were okay at BB and they are always ok at hockey. Football never
Accurate
Football national championships: (Getting a bit long in the toof)
1904
1934
1935
1936
1940
1941
1960
I would trade all my picks if I was KAM and move up to take Young but moving up from 32 would be costly.
If we are #32 I wouldn’t care who they took. We both know that won’t be the case
Anyone watching Tennessee-Alabama?
Tennessee’s going to win this son of a bitch, aren’t they?
Client just used his sat phone to find out and Yes, Tennessee won. The guy is from Tennessee. Even though I don’t follow college fb, I dislike Alabama.
Watch some Wild tonight, Purple tomorrow. The leash is short.
Still boycotting the NHL.
Norm Sucks.
also, FTP
I’d love the pukes lose at home.
every game, but I still hate the cowpies more
Want iggles to lose tho.
When does the Wild game start?
That be about 2:05 for you Hun. Back at work or nursing the bug?
Back at work, have been working the whole week already. Bug is gone, thankfully.
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Those thongs must get skanky.
I would like to find out
women can pull it off better. Bottom line, they poop, pee, fart, belch and snore.
Yes they do, that’s why renting is so nice
I approve of this message
More on the semi conductors.
If true, good job sleepy
Power move…
Like me now
Fiveladyfingers
Now that’s mean.
Lol
This goes to what I was saying the other day abojt Russia and Ukraine.
the “powers” in the US aren’t about to give that up.
im looking at LatAm as the next target for us manufacturing.
Why would they come here for “jobs” when we can put the factories and shut there and pay them better.
On top of the huge precious metal deposits there as well.
Honestly, one of his foreign policy wonks cooked it up, and got approval to drop it in front of him to sign.
Obviously the puppet master did this. Joe was sitting in a rubber room playing with his poop.
That is awesome. I wonder who pulled the strings? Everyone knows Joe isn’t capable. Whoever did it, excellent.
You’re absolutely right about that. Someone on his foreign policy team knew this and got gramps to sign it.
I doubt Biden knows what a semi conductor is, let alone how to strap one on and fuck china in their ass with it
Yup.
those in power are not about to give it away to China. Milk the land of what it has …. (Able bodied workers). And leave it for dead.
the American way.
It’s not about D vs. R.
none give a fuck bout you.
Elites are playing a diffeent game and we don’t matter a bit to them.
This is true. Trump threatened their grifting and both went after him.
Yeah he put on tarrifds… but this is abig deal
Jesus. I’m outside having a fire and I’m so fucking high I’m hearing random weird. Shit. Need a minute
thinking can be hard
im not Biden or democrat fan…
bit this is big and NOBODY is talking about it.
Yep.
I’m a scientist by trade and follow the evidence.
You’re a skeptic, and understand how to follow the evidence.
Maybe I’m a scientist too.
false, always been a big lib and waltz guy
Ok ya big lib
Very interesting development. Let´s see what comes of it.
Fock zee tchyna