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Only a few more days until the Vikings’ next matchup, as they travel to Chicago to take on the Bears on Sunday. It’s a little different this week for fans as the team is going into a game that basically means nothing. The team obviously wants to win the game and go into the playoffs with some positive momentum, and rid themselves of the stench from the Packers game. I think that KOC should use the game as a means of getting reps to the guys who need them, get the offensive line situated, and hopefully get win number 13. We’ll find out in a few short days!

Minnesota Vikings News:
Rop posted The Skoloholics Mailbag: The 12-4 Mailbag.
Skoldiers posted the Week 17 Vikings @ Packers Report Card.
From SI.com, Kyler Murray is expected to miss the start of the 2023 season.
At NFL.com, the NFL says they have begun talks on whether to resume the Bills-Bengals game. Sigh
CBS Sports questions how the NFL should handle the Bills-Bengals game.
Video of the Day:
I love this video. Enjoy!
New 19 pound 5 oz, 41.75 inch North Dakota state record. bRad, it gives you something to shoot for.
What is that?
Yes, burbout
Burbot?
New thread
🙂
Happy Birthday, Brad!
Thanks!
You have the same birthday as my younger son – he’s 14 today. Asked to go to Texas Roadhouse. Nice!
Happy Birthday.
Sweet! Happy birthday to kiddo, hope he has a great one!
I hope you like salt. That place overdoes it.
I’m not sure if this is true or not, but isn’t it Brad’s birthday? Probably not since he is going to die tomorrow.
Rip Brad.
Take more than a cath lab to kill me. After all I’ve survived, I have zero worries. If I do die, I’ll be in a MUCH better place.
more good news
thread refreshed, see I am late to this.
LOL stupid lib
very cool, who could have ever predicted this….
they could have just bought it from ther FBI
No shit.
TLDL… need Terd back especially in run game
We are a bottom 5 rushing team, 31st in defense and last in passing defense. It’s ugly
@and we are Superb Owl bound@
This might be the peak of the Greasy Adolf KOC reign.
i was thinking about the medical care given ON the field….this is what those people LIVE for. this is what the train for. the hours upon hours upon hours of training and such…
it’s really cool that they got to do something and save someone after all that training. good for them to be ready, have the knowledge and know how to administer it.
I gave CPR to liz hurley for no reason
did you break her ribs?
No but I beat her cheeks
just once por favor
You want to ride horse just once? If you ever come up here to go fishing, I can take you out to my brothers, he has horses.
no, knocked her tonsils loose
I was thinking about how those guys really have to be “on” for the entire time every single game day. I could imagine it would be pretty easy to get into a routine where you’re never thinking you’d have to use most of that training outside of concussion checks and not really be prepared for someone needing CPR or other life saving treatment.
Huge respect for those folks.
yep. pretty cool, from the reports, that things might be looking good.
good for them.
Pretty shameful on BenDumDum to make homemade fried rice and approprtiate the chin food culture when he’s a dum whitey who doesn’t know how to make any china food cept Cum of Sum Yung Guy
It’s almost bad as Hollywood appropriating Avatar culture and having the blue people played by white people. Just abhorrent.
truly gross. But nothing is worse than Pocahantas saying she’s an indian
Cry more lib
you at home
LOL, only when I’m cooking chinese food
prolly make your wife call you the Supreme Leader
stop kink shaming
I never saisd it was bad, Kym doesn’t mind
Correct, also for Cubano sandwich night I wear this and make her call me El Caballo
jeffey
What’s everybody gonna have for lunch? Looking for ideas.
chicken fajita soup, leftovers from dinner last night. SUPER good.
That does sound good. I like soup in winter, underrated meal. Also, a big mac is delicious
I had shredded rotisserie chicken and wild rice soup for lunch yesterday with toasted garlic bread, it was good.
I make a great slow cooker pheasant/chuker wild rice soup. It’s most delciious
LOL, probably has green peppers in it
green pepper welfare burgers suck
LOL, freezeys wife makes green pepper welfare sloppy joes
you leave her out of this!
USED TO make those…
LOL, I know, I still laugh about my wife trying to pull that same stunt like a week after you said your wife made them that way.
that was hilarious.
and i’m glad you could feel my pain. i’m just glad things have gotten better hahaha
stuffed green peppers I like and stuffed zuchini
Oh yeah both are good
hahaha i wish the sloppy joes had green peppers in it. they were red and yellow, the least flavorful
Does Manwich know about this plaguarizing?
Fried rice with shredded rotisserie chicken
so homemade? @bet it’s authentic@ chy-na food
yes, homemade, all the usual stuff, eggs, carrots, green onion, those bean sprout things, etc. except I use shredded rotisserie chicken.
yuck
Leftover chicken incorporated into a sandwich. Cherry-Vanilla Yogurt.
I’m going to make me some beef stew tonight!
what is gthe stew recipe? I hope you have some worstershire sauce in there, tato (rip), carrot, onion, shroom?
I don’t really use a recipe in this case. I just throw in beef, potatoes, carrots, onion, some bullion and whatever else I can think of; like I might toss in some frozen corn and tomatoes this time around, maybe even some noodles. Then thicken it up with some flour and dig in.
Yeah, a basic recipe that always works. Add some worstestchire
A-1 is good to add to stews too. Use instant potatoes instead of flour to thicken.
Soup and salad.
out on the gargage?
Nah in my office at work…my wife lovingly makes me a salad most mornings for lunch.
Bet she puts grape slices and nuts in it which is gross and all real men hate?
I like eating in the gargage.
I’m gonna get one of those tube heaters so I can smoke cigars and practice my goose calling
Tube heaters?
yeah its so you don’t have to microwave the mashed banana and butter before putting it and your cylinder into an empty m&ms tube
Ohhhhhhhhh, that makes sense.
Kym’s new nickname?
Chiplote
I like chipoltle. Usually get a bowl, low carb. But I splurge once in a while and get a chicken burrito.
Bowl always and side tortilla.
Steak, brown rice, black beans, queso, pico, all the salas (med and hot), lettuce and cheese. Sometimes sour cream.
lol, why not just get the burrito then? Icky. Chicken, black beans, bit of white rice (brown riceis trash and bad for you BTW), pico and hot, sour cream, cheese lettuce. Then, put green tobasco on all bites
Brown rice does suck, Wild is is best but I also like jasmine
Yup, basmati is good too in India Food, like their best authentic dish, chicken tikka masala. I like wild in slow cooker soups, excellent and hard to find out here.
Jasmine is also an excellent stripper name. Best i Candy Bar, Tawny Slopes, Candy Cantaloupe.
I knew somebody in college who’s actual name was Candace Cherry and she went by Candie. Her parents obviously gave no thought when to her name when she was born.
Sounds like an “adult” actress name
lol, was she hot? There was a distributor in MN named Dyck. I shit you not they named their daughter Anita. no lie
Yes and that is both awesome and stupid. How, with more than 6 months to think about it do you come up with that name and not realize what you are doing to your kid?
lol, yup
I heard about a guy named Harry Hyde. One day his dad looked at his mom and said, “Do you realize what we named that kid?” Good stuff.
They obviously intended for her to be a stripper
Having Lib stew. Greta’s recipe.
not heated, sweet
And instead of water he uses the urine he has collected.
@not good to waste@
Not if it’s fresh.
Full of vitamins
Most vitamins are made out of horse pee
Premarin is, anyway. I thought they used to make multivitamins out of horse pee, too. Maybe I’m incorrect on that one.
Was going to pack some cheddar broccoli soup but forgot after sleeping through my alarm. Chipotle now.
lol, weak lib
Nachos.
excellent choice and incorporates all the food groups. I like with chicken, beans, sour cream, plenty o cheese, salsa, japalenos
Quail breasts in white sauce over rice. It’s really good.
Another tl’dr…deal with it:
Shortly before The Deuce was posted yesterday, I left a comment on the first thread comparing NFL on-the-job fatality rates to other high risk jobs. I didn’t make this comment to diminish the significance of Damar Hamlin’s situation. I continue to pray for him and his family, and hopefully he’ll continue to positively progress in his recovery. Rather, my motivation in digging into this was to simply try to find some perspective regarding “the business side” of the NFL as this situation continues to play out (as it turns out, there are literally dozens of relatively low-paying, higher risk of fatality jobs/careers out there).
I was thinking more about this topic last night and decided to look at another analogy. But instead of comparing jobs, I decided to take a crack at comparing two events: risks of fatality associated with playing in an NFL game versus risks of fatality for mothers giving birth.
For the first “event”, I used data since the NFL merger in 1970, considering the number of teams and games played during the course of the regular season. To keep things simple, I didn’t include preseason or postseason games. That said, the broader you expand the “denominator” in this equation (i.e. over more time, including more games, etc) the lower the risk estimate becomes. So, if anything, this makes my approach more conservative.
In 1970, there were 26 NFL teams and it was a 14-game regular season. I accounted for new franchises joining the league and the expansion of regular season games. I also adjusted for the strike-shortened 1982 and 1987 regular seasons.
Based on this, from 1970 – 2022 (after the upcoming final weekend) there were over 24,500 NFL games played. During a game, there are 22 players on the field for each play which means during that same period, there were more than 540,800 total “player-games” played.
In 1971, Chuck Hughes became the first and, to date, only NFL player to die while playing during an NFL game, and hopefully this continues to be the case. Statistically, this means that since the NFL merger, the risk of fatality for a player in an NFL game is about 0.2 fatalities per 100,000 “player-games” played or, more conservatively, 4.1 fatalities per 100,000 games played.
This compares to 20 fatalities per 100,000 live births based on data provided by the CDC regarding maternal mortality rates in the U.S. for the period of 2018 – 2020.
As I said in my comment yesterday and reiterated above, I’m not trying to diminish the significance of or be disrespectful to Damar Hamlin’s situation.
I’m frustrated because the national narrative lacks perspective and, in general, we’ve lost the ability to have reasoned, respectful discussions, especially on “tough topics”. Everything seems to get pushed to an extreme to one-side or the other, when the reality is, there’s a lot of middle ground that’s getting overlooked.
In this case, not only is the risk of fatality playing the NFL well below many other (lower-paying) jobs, it’s significantly lower than other “normal everyday events”, like child birth.
So, unless we’re ready to cancel moar babies, we should be able to consider/discuss the resumption of NFL games without a large percentage of the population losing their minds.
BTW…in the greater scheme of life, I realize comparing procreation to an entertainment product is ridiculous. This analogy is simply trying to “frame” risks, not compare the importance of one thing to the other.
@In summary, the data suggests we should make less babies and play more football.@
I am with you skolifer, the national narrative lacks perspective.
I posted that perspective yesterday. It’s all about revenues for the billionaires that most here feel some need to protect. Stockholm Syndrome is strong here.
TL;dr
Something else to remember LoveChild, this “injury” is extremely rare and is actually more common in lacrosse and baseball. What’s the injury/death rate in rodeo compared to the NFL? I don’t think they cancelled the rodeo when Lane Frost died.
Check out the death rate in Mexican rodeos.
risk is greater doing a movie with alec the turd baldwin
Good grief, one of the worst presidents of our time. What an abysmal failure he was. The guy after him was even worse.
You can’t say that. That’s racist.
his mommy was lily white, weird how that goes unnoticed…
Happy birthday bRad and good luck at the saw bones. Sounds like an angiogram, which is no big deal. They just take pictures to see if all is okay.
Thanks man. Yeah, that’s what it is, they use a cath to do the angiogram. No biggy. I’ll hopefully get a day of ice fishing out of it. Hopefully the procedure doesn’t take too long, maybe be on the ice by noon.
Have you mentioned the ice fishing part of your plan to the wife? Something tells me she is not going to think that is a good idea.
No. I live by the motto that it’s better to ask forgiveness than permission. Mentioning things prior to doing them just causes issues & reduces efficiency.
Kym-“where are you boss?)
Big 5- “I’m in Dallas”
LOL
I had one done many years ago. In and out in a couple hours and no side effects. You will get plenty of icefishing in.
Yup said neurologically he’s showing all normal so hopefully no brain damage from a lack of oxygen. Those trainers and staff saved that man’s life.
Yeah here’s the one from Bills
They had a doc on NFL radio when I was going home yesterday and he said Damar is unlikely to have any damage to his heart if the episode is what has been most widely speculated. The main concern is brain damage, but hopefully with the quick response and this news, if he wants to I think there is a decent chance he plays again.
wow.
there won’t be, they got on him fast. People can go longer w/o oxygen (think under water) and still not get brain damage. It takes several minutes I think
Several minutes under water or working in D.C. for any amount of time will cause permanent brain damage.
but you get rich
True. Illegally, but yes, you get rich.
I think the brain damage is a prerequisite for working in DC.
Could be. Chicken or the egg?
Permanent brain damage starts at about 4 minutes with zero oxygen
I’m wondering if lifer inhaled too much helium from balloons to talk funny and it got cut off?
Very good news, glad he’ll be okay & be able to hopefully live a normal life after this is all said & done.
Great news!
The Redskins paid people to come up with a mascot, and they come up with this abomination. LOL, good grief. It looks like a fat plumber.
I like it, they’re the hogs!!
Why did they pick Pelosi for their mascot?
Ha!!!
Should have just stuck with WTF.
Yup
Happy Birthday Bad Brad
Thanks man, I’m shocked that I made it this long.
Happy bday buddy!
Thanks!
ah, body can take a lot of shit
More thinking that I would have done something that resulted in my death, should’ve happened many times back in my crazy days. I’m grateful to be here, basically playing on house money.
Hear that, did so many dumb things
Yup, it’s fun to laugh about it now. Old friends come over & we start yapping about the old days, my wife just listens in shock & amazement that we’re still here. She’s lived a pretty clean life, so hearing about some of our escapades makes her shake her head.
A good friend of mine is a cop now, pretty high up in the food chain. He and I were shitfaced one night back in high school, raced a train with my Ford Pinto (I don’t recommend using a Ford Pinto for this), hit the tracks at about 40 or 50 mph, train was only about 15 feet away when we hit. Caught some major fucking air, car landed & shit flew all over. Couldn’t believe the fucker kept running. We laughed our asses off. Tom looks over “fuck Bradley, we almost died”, then we just kept laughing.
Dumb asses.
Happy B-day!
You share a birthday with…
madonna looks so goofy now
Wow, Wednesday is getting older.
It’s Robert Duvall’s birthday today, too. One of my favorite actors, and one of the few in Hollywood that I respect.
He lives back in Virginia and is good friends with one of my guides parents. They have known him for years and didn’t know what he did for a living. Finally they asked him last year and he said he worked in the motion picture industry. They asked if he had ever been in anything they might have heard of, lol. Not a clue.
Not surprising, they say he’s a really good dude, humble.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Thanks man.
Here’s a sweet mullet doing a birthday dance for you.
I’ve been thinking of growing a mullet again.
single hairs don’t count
Back of my hair grows like a champ. Top still comes in, but MUCH more slowly.
Skullet!!!
Hell yeah. Might be something I do once they shit-can us here at work & I have a few weeks without much responsibility.
So, had a bit of a scare a couple months ago. Not sure what happened, but had an episode one night during a snowball fight with my son. They checked me out & all looked okay, so not sure what happened. They did a stress test on my heart & had me wear a monitor. Those both went very well, with the exception of something that is likely nothing, but could be something. So, tomorrow I go in and they’re doing a heart catheterization (where they go through an artery & into the heart to do things) to make sure all is well. More precautionary than anything, since I want to start training for some races this summer, and want to make sure it won’t kill me.
Anyway, I won’t be around tomorrow since I’ll be in the damn hospital getting this shit done.
good luck pal, it’s pretty routine these days
Yeah, it’ll be fine. Just a formality, they’re covering their asses in case I keel over.
better to be safe and givr you peace of mind. Running down to the mailbox to send me many cigars is hard exercise
Planning to run another half this summer, want to make sure all is well before I start training. I may have a cigar tonight.
those are good ones, curious to see how you likey
I’ll let you know. That last ones were the bomb.
They didn’t show up about the same time as your episode did they? You never know what might be in them coming from Colorado.
they aren’t from Colorado dum lib, shipped from PA
I was thinking more about the guy that sent them than where they actually physically came from.
I know lib, not a dummy
Sure, mister Coleftorado.
you jealous of our real craft beers with no limit????
Yeeaaah, that must be it.
Blue Moon
LOL, nope, didn’t have a cigar that night.
Yup
Our daughter had over a dozen heart surgeries via catheter, so this ain’t my first rodeo with this stuff.
Good luck. No matter what the doctor says I’m sure it’s a bit scary. Did you explain to the doctor that you are a Vikings fan so therefore your heart undergoes undo additional stress compared to the average person?
Yep, he’s aware. The episode actually happened the day after the Bills game, coincidentally enough.
You got this one brad. True your birthday today? If so, HBD!
Yep, it is. I didn’t think I’d make it this long.
you don’t have to answer if too personal, but what kind of episode?
i will be praying for you
They aren’t sure. Just got short of breath, my chest kinda got tight, breathing was all jacked up. Had to take me to the ER (wife’s idea, not mine, but she was scared so I went so that she’d stop nagging). EKG was fine. I’ve never had a panic attack or any such thing in my life, so I doubt it was that.
Who knows, I’m probably dying.
Still scary. A coworker likely has to have a similar or the same surgery. He is about 40. He was just standing in line a store and passed out. They think his heart stopped and then luckily started again. At least that’s the story I heard.
Oh wow. We were out having a snowball fight, & I just kept getting tired. Eventually sat down on the snow hill & couldn’t find the energy to move. FINALLY was able to shuffle to the house after about 10 minutes. Really weird, especially for someone like me who has a ton of energy normally.
I’m sure some of the nutjob “internet medical experts” on here will find a way to attribute it to the Covid vaccine, even though you didn’t take it.
#SecondHandCovidVaccine
Yeah his wife must have taken the vaccine and then gave him a handjob, ergo second hand covid vaccine
LOL, right?
We are all dying, one day at a time.
Thank you captain sunshine.
I have had a brain tumor and exploding appendix and another time came close to drowning. I beat the odds every time. Now I might have prostate cancer, brother died from it a year ago.
It keeps things in perspective. We don’t have a lot of time here so do what you want to do. Experience the things you have always wanted to when you can, don’t put them off.
Sorry to hear about the prostate. I hate that fucking gland.
Well the ol saying is at 50, 50% of men have prostate cancer. At 60, 60%, 70, 70% etc. It can be extremely slow growing or some rare forms are quite fast. Not a big deal which is why I get it checked every six months. If it’s there and it’s very questionable it is, it is in it’s very, very early stages. That’s why it’s important to get tested.
Hope you don’t got the cancer.
Hope all is well with the prostrate, amigo. Fuck cancer.
Some faster than others.
True
you know i had something different happen to me a few months back, i could feel my heart missing a beat every once in a while.
i think my mind played tricks on me and i got a little panic’d.
so i went in and got all checked out and everything was really good, nothing wrong with my heart, no blockage of any sort etc….and the doctor was like, if you put 100 guys in a room for 24 hours, everyone one of them would have extra or missed heart beats, not everyone feels them, and he said that i was probably just feeling them for some reason or another…
the heart is so interesting
Yeah, they found a few of those arrythmeas or whatever they’re called on the heart rate monitor. Had to wear that for 2 weeks. Worst part is taking off the monitor when you have as much chest hair as I have.
Should have cleaned that hair up before hand.

Hope everything goes swimmingly.
Ef that sounds like it’s gonna hurt or do you go under?
Praying all is good though
I’m honestly not sure. I’ll find out when I get there. For our daughter, I know they put her under, but they had to go through her femoral artery (the one in your thigh). I think they’ll go through my radial artery, so not sure if they have to put me under. I’m guessing they will, but I’m not sure. I most likely get to go home after the procedure. Hopefully I’m feeling good so I can go ice fishing. Might as well take advantage of the day off of work, you know?
Maybe the cold air and quick exertion caught your body a little off guard. Might be a little blockage issue hence the cath which makes sense. Your wife was right. Listen to her.
We’ll find out tomorrow, hopefully it’s nothing. It was way below zero, but I’m out in that shit daily, but you never know.
Hope all goes well, Brad.
Good luck Brad, hope everything will be fine. And Happy Birthday, mate!
My mom had something like that happen to her awhile back. I had to take her to the ER. I can’t remember what it was exactly, though. Nothing developed. Hopefully, that is the same case here.
Good luck! Hoping everything turns out OK and it was just a freak occurrence.
RIP Brad.
Love the dear Diary video by the way.
Yeah, it’s one of my faves, I’ve played that one many times in the past.
GF, have you looked at creating a Page instead of a Group on BookFace for Skoloholics? I think you will get more traffic to it and hopefully more traffic here. BookFace will push suggested pages to people that say they are a Vikings fan or interact with Vikings and football Pages, but not with Groups. I think it will also allow posts to show as from Skoloholics on BookFace instead of from Brad to the Group. I was looking at it some the other night and I think if you are an Admin for the page you can create a post and then you have an option to choose who to post it as. I can try and create it if you don’t have the time or just don’t want to do it and then just move admin privileges to you.
I’m all for it. How do you do it?
Go to Pages (on the left hand side if you’re on a computer) and there should be a create new page button. I created a test page just to try it out the other night, that I forgot about. Once you create the Page, if you go to the Page, there is an option to “Switch to Page to start managing it.” This should make it come up on more profiles and suggestions and it will look like the NFL page, etc.
It looks like you can quickly switch back and forth between the Page and your personal profile in the top right as well.
Oh okay. I’ll give it a shot. I wonder if that’s similar to the one we set up for our business? I didn’t do much of that, my wife did, I may have to have her set this up.
It will be the same I think. It was pretty straight forward on my test page. I didn’t add much info (website, address, hours, etc.). With a page, I think you will be able to add a Facebook link to the Skoloholics website as well which I believe will help with Google search thingies.
This makes a ton of sense. Thanks! I’ll see what I can do.
I have no clue how to do any of that. I assumed the group was the only thing to create there.
What the hell is this? Just saw this ad up top.
Its an anit-BJ device you can put on your daughter.
Well, I was wondering. It almost looks like a more humane version of a muzzle.
I’m afraid to google it at work.
Hey, MT, could you google Temu and see what this is?
Temu is just another website that sells cheap chinese made crap like wish. No idea what that specific item is, maybe a healing device for after dental work?
So…..WalMart.com?
Yeah pretty much, though I think the stuff ships directly from china
When you are sick of hearing her talk, put this on her.
Looks like something Kodiak would invent.
Those kind of things have been around since the beginning of time.
lol
An ad you wouldnt be seeing if you used an ad blocker 🙂
I like ads
My daughter has made it home after 2 months in a hospital.
She still has significant issues to overcome but at least she is home.
Thank you all for your thoughts and prayers!
Good to hear DE. Hope she continues to improve!
Such awesome news!
Fantastic news. Best wishes to her continued recovery. I can’t imagine how tough it is to go through that.
Where’s your snow?
LOL…
I was thinking about making a smartass comment about that.
It’s been in the 60’s here that last week.
It’ll be in the 60s here……….in June.
Glad to hear
Great News! Please keep hitting us with an update every once in a while.
Oh that’s awesome man! I missed what was the cause and whatnot but so glad for your family man!
Excellent DE!
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
DE i’m so excited for you and so happy for this. she isn’t out of the woods as you have said, but thank the Lord she can be home and in your families care.
thank you Lord!!!
Excellent news, very happy to read this!
Fantastic news DE
Good for her.
Great news pal
Awesome to hear! Best of luck with the continued recovery, as well.
Great news, man! Very glad to hear that.
Fantastic!
I had no idea it was going to post that fucking big. I am sorry to everyone but 5. lol
I fixed it for you.
Can you make still post YUUUUUGE for 5?
I wish I could. Hopefully BAP will find his way here.
that’s NOT what she said
to you….
to any of us
he’s a dum lib
Who is that?
lol, not the guy in picutre, that’s Ken. actor. I meant egglobber
He’s a stupid lib too
cali soooooooo
likely official USA greeting soon. sad times
Looking more and more like the game will be cancelled and AFC will go off winning percentage for seeding. No other changes and buffalo and cincy will likely agree
That’s dumber than shit. The NFL is a bunch of fucking buffoons.
But if Buffalo and Bengals agree to it?
Still dumb. Man up & play the fucking game, FFS.
I understand that’s what’s happening, I just think it’s absolutely stupid.
Agreed 100%
America is too much of a bunch of weak sensitive wooses. Better to skip it than put a hardship on anyone.
I think this was the only logical outcome as soon as Buffalo players got on the plane Monday night and went back to New York.
I know, that was so stupid. No clue why they sent them all back to NY.
Bills could still get home field. Chiefs could stumble.
Idk i kinda feel like Bills are going to get ALOT of calls that are going to go in their favor in the postseason
Yup, you know it.
I want my money back!
Slick roads today, but nothing a 2009 Vibe can’t handle.
Brave man.
i like your vibe, always have
Funny story. I bought a used camper years ago. Got it home and we were cleaning it out, cleaning under a cabinet, found a little hidden area, & there was a purple vibrator sitting in there. I almost called them to see if they wanted it back.
Instead you wrapped it and gifted it to your wife for Valentines day.
Or his wife still doesn’t know about it and he keeps it in the hidden area.
Well to each his own I guess, I forget some dudes are into that.
LOL. We sold the camper a couple years ago (without the vibrator).
So you don’t go camping anymore?
Sure do! We go real camping now, a tent is all we need. Kiddo and I normally camp in spots that can’t be reached with a camper.
It ain’t camping if you tow it behind a truck.
Agreed, but I don’t have a truck, I have a pickup.
pick up truck.😁
Of course not! I washed it first, THEN gave it to my wife. (actually, she was in there helping me clean when we found it, had a good laugh). IIRC, my wife was the one who talked me out of calling the folks.
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Precisely how I feel about the Vikings.
Hey Mom. You doing OK? Your cycle seems to be lasting extra long this month.
LMAO
Some of us have been saying that since the draft.
Since 2020. Flipped the switch in a lot of people that didnt have the mental fortitude.
I think that Dec 18 dabares game turned a ton of people off beaker. Every year the daft might give us a little hope until it’s over and we realize we will suck again.
If he has another performance like that one in 2018 (or was it 2020?) in Chicago…….
torches and pitchforks
Meh, I think most fans are realistic enough to know that Kirk MAY NOT be the answer. He’s never proven that he is the answer, but he does just enough to keep some folks thinking he might be the guy. He needs those around him to step up if they want to go anywhere, he won’t elevate them on his own, IMO.
She’s 100% correct.
Oh FFS, like any of these swine give two shits about respecting an institution.
Bunch of hypocrites.
Nancie is loving it probably
Right? The institution is a tool to abuse to make their wallets fatter. The end.
Yup
Cavalier? Tearing up State of Union speech? Ugly bitch.
If yeast infection had a face, it would be hers.
I really hope she gets that ambassador position they were rumoring just to get her out of the country.
Ambassador to Antarctica would be a perfect position for her. Why doesn’t the cunt just retire? She’s gotta be pushing 90.
She’s basically going to retire, just on the government, your, dime. What responsibility could the Ambassador to Italy really have?
Make sure they keep sending those sodas over here.
Bleed the country dry as long as she has a heartbeat.
I’m glad our time on earth is only a brief time.
Thats what I was going to say…SHE OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD NOT TALK ABOUT DISRESPECTING THE INSTITUITION..PEACE OF GARBAGE.
Committing treason 10x too. duncy piglosi
You love her
Sure seems like a crush. Like when a girl likes you, they’re mean to you. Similar situation here, IMO.
Have to shovel a path to and around my smoker today. I want bratwurst, and I want them cooked correctly.
Tired of winter.
Yeah so am I here in NC. We’ve had unseasonably cold stretches, below 15 degrees for 8-10 days straight, has only happened a couple times, back in the mid 80’s and then in 1883. So yeah winter thus far has sucked but the one good thing about living in NC spring comes quickly and it warms up late Jan early Feb and before you know it it’s 70+ everyday. Getting up in to the mid 60’s today and sunny so that’s nice.
That’s that global warming for ya.
No, when its weather changes that aren’t heating the earth, then they the verbiage “climate change” as its colder in the winters now because of your fossil fuel usage, its science.
Was just looking at the 10 day… and highs in the 20s the whole time.
pretty excited for it.
I get a stiffy anytime it gets above zero this time of year.
lmao
My smoker is buried, too. Gonna have to shovel my ass off to get to it.
Try shoveling the snow instead, its more effective
Well plaid
Winter has only been here for 2 weeks. You really need to move south for the season. There is no reason to be miserable. If you wanted that you could have stayed married.
Winter has been HERE for a couple months already.
That was autumn. Just because it’s 40 below and ass deep in snow doesn’t mean it’s winter, lol. You have cold autumns and springs, just like I do at home. One year I still had snow in my yard on July 4th.
Some fuckstick from California set the winter start date as Dec 21, that’s dumber than shit.
I think it was some European a few thousand years ago. Has to do with the sun and shit
Our calendar in its current form is totally FUBAR, actually. Year should start with the beginning of Spring, not in the middle of Winter, for starters.
So in September in the southern hemisphere?
I am still married. I tried since about 1995 to move to a warmer climate.
I gave up about 10 years ago finally. Like giving up on this team ever winning a super bowl
I moved back up here in 2006. I really do love it here, but I question why I moved back here every year from about now until April. Once spring arrives (usually sometime in late June), I’m happy again.
lol, my apologies, got you mixed w/chief. Tough to go south when the wife won’t have it. Maybe a annual vacation is in order.
Gm
Good morning Mick
Mornin’!
If the Vikings play the Giants rd 1 I hope they absolute roll the Vikings and I think they will. I’ve tried to get back on board with this team but I just can’t get there. Too much BS with injuries and ineptness and I just don’t believe in them. If they win hey great but I just don’t see it or why it would matter because they are absolutely getting curb stomped if they make it past the Giants.
Fuck that
With extreme prejudice.
You’re an idiot Lifer. If you’re rooting for the Vikings to lose than you’re not a fan.
Ah ah ah, dont Gatekeep Skoldiers. Your say is not the end all be all of fandom. I say he’s still a fan.
actively cheering against “your team” makes you a fan of that team….HOW?
also, you scold skoldiers for being a gatekeeper as you are a gatekeeper for lifer, you are so funny sometimes
I dont give a shit about him at all, and I never said I agreed with him. But telling someone they arent a fan because this this and this is gatekeeping. Period.
Isn’t telling someone that they can’t tell someone that they aren’t a fan gatekeeping as well?
But then I suppose that me telling you that you can’t tell someone that they can’t tell someone that they aren’t a fan is gatekeeping.
You see the conundrum? lol
Well, I can at least see the logic in wanting your team to lose to get a better draft pick when you are a horrendous football team, like the Bears, but I’m not sure why Lifer wants the Vikings to lose in the playoffs, either way I don’t tell other people how to be a fan, delusional homer, hateful doomer, we all fan in our own ways.
kfey right now in regards to lifers fandom
Lol basically. Cross is fuckin funny
David Cross, the comedian in your GIF
dude you are the biggest baby on here.
the difference between you and five is that at least he is steady, you are such a rollercoaster. i feel bad for you.
go cheer for the packers, ya packer fan
He needs some time away from this place in my opinion. Sometimes a little break is good
i’m as emotional as the next guy when it comes to this team, but when it’s all said and done, if this team or a sport changes you as much as THIS, its time for a break.
it’s just an entertainment source. when it becomes more than that, there are some issues.
Well said. It’s entertainment, mostly, no need to get THAT worked up over it.
I like to get worked up during games, especially when I’m in attendance. Once it’s over, it’s over and I can focus on the important things in life. I do enjoy talking about the games/season/team here as well, but in a much more detached fashion than during the actual game.
I´m pretty much the same, I can get real agitated during a game, but when it´s over it´s over, good or bad; I don´t let it influence my happiness or well-being.
He seems to be wallowing in the suck, don’t worry though, if the Vikings manage to win a WC game he’ll be back to ZOMG VIKINGS GONNA WIN THE OWL KORKO FOR MVP!!!!
Embracing the suck is an art and Sybil is inept at it.
Yeah, you gotta have fun in the suck, make some jokes and such.
Exactly, embrace it and laugh the whole time.
it’s not this site or football, something else is bothering him. balloons get weary
You are such a baby
oh i totally am.
but it’s cute right?
If you haven’t eaten food out of a Frisbee you haven’t truly lived.
parks and rec created two remarkable characters with Andy Dwyer and Ron Swanson.
Check that, three, throw Jean Ralphio in there
jean ralphio was a decent character, his sister and Tom Haverford sucked though.
100%
Actually now thinking back, jean ralphio was absolutely awesome, I suppose you need the annoying characters like Tom and Jerry too though to balance things out.
they were supposed to suck
I think anyone who has camped more than a few times has used a frisbee as a plate at some point.
I thought I was the biggest baby on here?
Dammit.
That’s why he is called Sybil.
Welcome to reality. Some of us have been taking grief all year because we saw this coming.
Ski patrol killed at ski resort in Utah.
@those m-effing greedy ski resorts. This ski patrol guy will get nothing from the greedy ski resort@
https://www.foxnews.com/us/utah-ski-resort-employee-killed-fall-from-chairlift-identified-29-year-old-sheriff
Hopefully they shut the resort down for days.
Cancel skiing
Might as well. Nobody NEEDS to ski.
Only possible outcome, cancel skiing NOW!
agree, open up I70 for me to go to fishing spots and more terrian for elk
No one should ski for at least a month and then everyone that skis should wear black and post sad images on social media.
Yep, MAKE SURE to change your avatar so EVERYONE can see how sympathetic you are. Fucking virtue signaling.
1 day lift ticket at Vail is $200. Drive from denver- $50 gas, parking $20, 1 small water and slice of mini pizza-$20.
Just like a Vikings season,
Brown trucks and bitches?
That is a good one, up doot
WTF is up doot?
Over my head, too.
Nother term for up vote. Doot
lifer finally glad he can make these posts to show his crush on a girl who finally is of age…
And has FAS
she definitely has something.
You mean FOS?
Full Of Shit
LOL, very true
I don’t know…with enough alcohol, and if you like crazy……
Looks like the NFL’s easy out is to not replay the Bills/Bengals.
Regardless if that game is played:
If KC beats LV, they would clinch #1
If Cincy beats Balt, they clinch division.
The only “unfair outcome” would be who is #2; Buff or Cincy?
My guess is Cincy isn’t going to be too upset that they got shafted of the potential #2 seed. Buffalo has the sympathy to be the #2 seed.
I could see a neutral site playoff game if Buff and Cincy play in the divisional round. But the sympathy aspect for Buff will likely be the overriding factor.
So the tl:dr version is the make up game probably won’t be played.
That is probably the most likely outcome…
Yeah as far as the AFC seeding goes couldn’t care less. Now fantasy football championships is another matter. Seems most host sites are going to move the championship game to this week which is a fluke with all the teams resting players.
@I want my money back@
Yahoo declared me the winner in the DN Open Thread FF League already, I don’t know what other formats/hosts are doing.
I think you’re right, NFL site just ended it and declared a champion. League I was in Chase had 0 points and manager was only 20 points down and lost. That’s not cool.
My opponent was down 42.3 but had Allen at QB, with our league scoring it was unlikely he could have surpassed my point total.
Sucks, but it’s FF
No different than him getting injured on the first play/drive like 3 or 4 of my QBs did this year.
That’s right, you were a QB killer for a while.
Ours did the same thing. I beat five, which goes without saying.
Sympathy? Lame.
I agree.
But you know it will happen.
Yep, it’s looking that way. I just wish the Vikings would win it all so I can tune out of football.
Do they refund the money for all the fans that attended the game?
Does MNF refund all the advertisers that paid for prime time commercials?
NFL to fans and sponsors…
I know where she can stick sorry.
She’s purdy
Skolifer and Hun disagree
That’s not the same person as the preggers gif, is it?
Yes, it is
Correct, definitely
No and No. . see this dot on your ticket stub and in the advertising contract. If you magnify it 100,000 times it says fuck you, you don’t get your money back.
Good morning backpage!
Not second.
Good morning. Time to wake up.
Good morning Rob!
Not second auto rec
lol
Sorry it’s so big (TWIS).