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We’re breezing through the work week. My guess is that I’ll be working from home again today. As I’m writing this, we’re still in the midst of a nasty blizzard, we’ve gotten well over a foot, and they’re predicting a couple more inches tonight yet. Thank God the fellas at Redline Motorsports got my snowblower done yesterday. That was fast, and I am grateful. I shoveled everything yesterday, and it SUCKED. The snow is wet and heavy, and although I enjoy a workout as much as anyone, shoveling that crap gets old quickly. The joys of North Dakota.

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Have a question? Ask Rob at the Skoloholics Mailbag.

Eric Scott has reached the point of having The Popeye Syndrome.

Video of the Day:

Here’s an old one I used to listen to back in my truck driving days. This is Little Brother Trucker with I Don’t Give a Fat Rat’s Ass. In case you haven’t figured it out already, this has NSFW language. I’m having issues embedding, so you’ll have to click on the link, my apologies, I blame Ponder. Enjoy!

https://youtu.be/8HX78BIUUTQ

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benjammin
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15 December 2022 2:44 pm

Summary:

Great minds don’t waste their time on trivial matters such as Five or Elon

Mick blows it until his back goes out, not a betapussy like 5

Lotsa snow for some people, just a little for others

Benjammin is called a dumb lib by 5

The Vikings defense is close… to what is up for debate

COHF5years’s family is sad because he doesn’t go to church

Lifer plans to date old church ladies

Freezey admits he’s an idiot

Five says Don Lemon is better than Abe Lincoln

Skolly says good morning, somehow that comment devolved into politics discussion

Stu wants Don Lemon or Don Trump for president

Taco gifs

NoDak is a beta

BSF calls five bitchmitts because of his remarkably soft hands

BSF watches his wife with boyfriends from the closet after she runs over his foot with wheelchair

Surly hates the Doctor, shocking

Surly’s doctor tells him to loose weight

Freezey says not to spend money on life insurance

Skolifer does not thank the lazy skoloholic libs

Kodiak returns a reformed man and is trying not to make irrelevant or inflammatory comments

COHF5years asks you to make it bigger

Shitty light beer discussion

COHF learned to suck ass from him mom

Lifer finds it interesting that Benjammin likes that ass sucked, shouldn’t be surprising considering he is a bored out log cabin, speaking of which, BSF has now become one too

COHF5years opens other peoples packages, doesn’t know what to do about it, much advice is given

Most of the time when BSF leaves the house it ends in nudity

Kodiak posts the dumbest thing Freezey has read all week, unlike Bowbunch, Freezey must have missed about 3k other comments on skoloholics so far this week,

Irv Smith is poised to break out

Mjonlir doesn’t believe in lottery tickets

Lifer wants to see Jalen Hurts defacate

COHF5years is to lazy to upload a profile pic, lol stay true to your millennialism

Benjammin is crabby

skolifer
skolifer
15 December 2022 2:28 pm

Where’s the damn summary? Someone wake up Ben.

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:20 pm

best musician I’ve ever seen in my life. maybe even better than the Beatles

HUNViking
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:25 pm

maybe even better than the Beatles

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:20 pm

Was gonna change my profile pic to fit my image, but I gotta sign up for some account I’ll never use again? too many of those already and to much effort for little old me

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:07 pm

whew

freezeyface
15 December 2022 1:53 pm

ok, so….the back porch is on the front page of the website and usually has like 15 or 20 comments……

while this is hidden has has roughly 1000 comments a day….

seems weird

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 1:55 pm

The drivel from the weirdos is not something the public is supposed to see.

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 1:56 pm

but in order to get more attention, wouldn’t you want the “money maker” on the front vs seeing something with 15 comments? that would show me the place is DEAD

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 2:00 pm

It’s like bringing a girl home for the first time. Before introducing them to the whole family you have to introduce her to the “civilized” family members first. After setting a good base you can introduce her to the crazy redneck cousins. While more fun, the crazy cousins aren’t who you want her first impression to be of.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 2:13 pm

GF should just have all new accounts do a Q&A session with me.
I’ll screen out the weirdos.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 2:14 pm

Come up with a weirdo score and if they score high enough you tell them about the Back Page?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 2:15 pm

Correct.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 2:38 pm

Develop a crazy hot scale for the Skoloholics members?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 2:00 pm

Hey! I like my drivel.

Lifer
Admin
15 December 2022 1:50 pm

I wanna see someone knock the shit out of Hurts when he runs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 1:51 pm

Like Russell Wilson got it last week? He was out cold.

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 2:00 pm

It´ll happen eventually. Just a question of time.

Mjolnir
15 December 2022 1:21 pm

That shit was intense.
Shot me full of adrenaline, immediately I get flushed, nauseated – took my breath away.
Hospital coffee is awful.
But good news!! Got the deal of the century on a 2016 Honda CRV for the wife – 68,000 miles, loaded, brand new tires – 12k, KBB at around 19. Paid cash. 1 owner (old lady who had it had it serviced at the dealership like clockwork.) Wife happy. Or will be, she’s wanted one for a while. Gonna wrap a bow on that shit and have it parked in the driveway overnight Xmas Eve. Can’t wait.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 1:24 pm

Nice CRV get! Thinking about getting a similar vehicle next year. That would be right in my price range too, so nice to see.

Mjolnir
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 1:28 pm

Was a bit of a sweetheart deal for sure. Lady was a friend of my mothers. Was an exec at Peter Kewitt in Omaha and I think was doing me a solid. I’ll take it. I’ll be buying another vehicle in 6 months most likely. I drive a 95 Chevy 1500 that I bought 4 years ago for 2k. 148k when I bought it. Outside beat to shit and rusted. Inside pristine and the engine is still good. Love that truck.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 1:31 pm

My 08 Mazda with close to 200k is starting to piss me off, which is why I’m looking for something with a little more traction and space for hauling stuff, now that I need to furnish a house with junk

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:03 pm

Chrysler Pacifica time.
Also buy some shorts with 5 inch inseams.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 2:06 pm

no one wants to see that

5 inch inseams

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 1:49 pm

You gonna get lucky son!

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 2:14 pm

Got lucky the day I met her. Luckier and luckier every day. Wrote in my wedding vows that there’s two things I’d never do in life. 1: regret a single second spent with her & 2: never buy a lottery ticket because I win the jackpot everyday I wake up next to her – that last line got the whole crowd to go ‘awwwwww’

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 1:12 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 1:18 pm

He´s going to break out any time now!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 1:28 pm

He’s good.
Keep him.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 2:26 pm

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Mick
Mick
15 December 2022 12:54 pm

Driveway clear. Ready for round 3.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 1:04 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 1:55 pm

Bring it on.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 12:50 pm

Kodiak
15 December 2022 11:59 am

DISCUSS AMONGST YOURSELVES

Now that the little publicized fact that the nfl is technically defined as entertainment and it is legal for them to rig games, does that explain some of the horrendous one sided games we have seen called by officials? There have been several blatantly wrong calls or no calls in the nfl this season that have changed games outcomes, no replays and no explanations ever offered.
With this in mind, in spite of the Vikings being the worst defense in the nfl, having a well below average offense by many metrics, setting an all time nfl record as the worst 10-2 team in nfl history, setting an all time nfl record as the worst 10-3 team in nfl history and most importantly setting the all time record or at least since 1940 when this nfl recording of the metric started, as the luckiest team in nfl history, could this be the Vikings year? In spite of being outplayed by the vast majority if not all of our opponents we are at 10-3, the worst team ever to have that record, yet almost certainly going to the playoffs. I’m just thinking the nfl has decided this is the Vikings year and will cheat us into the super bowl. Your thoughts on the fact that the nfl can legally rig games and any other explanation on how we can set these all time nfl records and if that means we might get a super bowl run in spite of really sucking.
To me it explains the little wooden idol wearing a beaker jersey that has been censored from this site.

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 12:03 pm

That is interesting, though I have no clue why the NFL would fix games for the Vikings.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 12:28 pm

They will fix enough to get the Vikings to the playoffs where it will not be abnormal for them to be the patsy and get demolished by the real chosen team.
Probably the 9ers with Purdy

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 12:07 pm

little wooden idol wearing a beaker jersey

Who?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 12:10 pm

Also
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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 12:14 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 12:37 pm

ben, mark this down as the dumbest thing i have read all week probably

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 12:41 pm

Not even the dumbest thing I’ve read today. There are still people who think the economy and country are doing good and on the right track. What is more likely, the NFL having their finger on the scale of games or Biden receiving more votes than anybody in history while never leaving his basement?

freezeyface
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 12:43 pm

i just found something that tops it actually.
and article saying insurance companies might raise auto insurance rates on drivers who aren’t vaccinated BECAUSE THEY MIGHT TEND TO NOT FOLLOW THE LAW….
i wish i was reading babylon bee

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 12:44 pm

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 12:44 pm

hahaha perfect

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 12:45 pm

The sad thing is its not even surprising and nobody will bat an eye.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 1:29 pm

What an absolutely insane way to go through life, fabricating shit like this and then acting as if actually happened.

Have fun y’all

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 1:29 pm

Have you read anything I posted?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 12:43 pm

Did you make it to AZ?

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 12:54 pm

Yes, going crane and quail hunting next few days.

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 12:59 pm

Nice. No shoveling snow for you this winter. I’m gonna try and get after some pheasants and ducks this weekend.

Kodiak
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 3:33 pm

Good luck,
Crane tags are a draw here and tough to come by. Looking forward to a fun weekend. Good quail year too.

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 1:05 pm

I find this comment inflammatory and define it as trolling

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 1:23 pm

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 1:37 pm

LOL

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 1:17 pm

Who’s feeding the women in the pit and tool shed?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 1:31 pm

Good question.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 2:00 pm

Enjoy! Nice to see you here again.

Kodiak
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
15 December 2022 3:19 pm

Thanks Kathy

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 12:50 pm

Welcome back

HUNViking
Reply to  Kodiak
15 December 2022 1:03 pm

Welcome back.

Also, we all remember how Rodgers and the FTP made the playoffs that season they won it all, right? Or how the *aints got to play in the SB they won? I rest my case.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:39 am

Also, accidentally opened a couple packages that were meant for the previous homeowners yesterday. Taped them back up right away, and was thinking about driving them over to their new address because they are clearly Christmas gifts for their kids.
Slightly nervous that they see I opened them and try to get me for mail theft because I’m suing them…

But I don’t want their kids to miss out either because if I go through the “correct” process to get ’em returned to Amazon I’ll feel like a dick.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:44 am

We once got a delivery of 2 Costco sea salt caramels and some other food that was for the neighbors.
Kids at most a container of the caramels before I realized what was up.

I just gave the neighs their food….short on container of caramels.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:48 am

I was gonna say “yeah but your neighbors probably like you” but then realized who I was talking to.
Pretty sure these people really don’t like me right now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:55 am

Not gonna lie, when I first started reading this I was expecting it to end in some sort of “then I saw a homeless guy’s cock” or “then I saw my neighbor pegging her husband” way.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 1:33 pm

Most of the time when I leave the house it ends in nudity.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:44 am

From a legal standpoint you need to follow the proper procedures through whatever agency shipped them and under no circumstances should you have any direct contact with the former homeowners at all. If it were me I’d throw those packages (I’m sure they’re shitty christmas gifts based on the parents) in the Mississippi River.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:47 am

yeah but I hate all that dumb lib shit

(also legally, destroying them with intent is actually textbook definition felony)

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:48 am

Was planning on just leaving them on their front porch, no actual contact

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:53 am

I wouldn’t even do that, technically they could say you are trespassing/harassing them.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 1:19 pm

They’ll get you on camera and your fooked.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 1:26 pm

ugh

Mjolnir
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 1:29 pm

Wear. A. Mask.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 1:31 pm

hmmmm

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 1:46 pm

What happens if you receive someone else’s package?

Option 1:
When you receive a mistaken delivery, call customer service for the delivery company and explain the situation. Give them the tracking number on the package, as well as the name and address on the package if it’s different from yours. The company will come and pick up the product within a reasonable time frame.

Option 2:
Record yourself pooping on the the packages. Post online.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 2:02 pm

Just got Amazon to create some return labels to send them back. Hoping they don’t credit my account with anything because the emails I got were weirdly worded and I don’t want to have to deal with that either. I had to remind the guy like 4 times I didn’t order the packages.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:55 am

Send em back to Amazon. They should have been smart enough to check the shipping address when they ordered the stuff. They’re the dicks, not you.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 1:26 pm

still feels like the nice thing to do to get it to them

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 1:31 pm

Regift them to your kids and fook those people.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 1:34 pm

Or…. Regift them to a church. There’s gotta be a toy drive or something around. Do that. When I was a kid we made Christmas lists and then the old man made us choose one gift from our lists to buy and give to a toy drive. I still do it every year.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 2:03 pm

no kids, don’t wannem

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:06 pm

Take them to UPS or similar and send them to their new address.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
15 December 2022 2:07 pm

We voted and he is going to poop on them.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
15 December 2022 2:13 pm

Wanted to be nice, but not quite “I’ll pay $25 for your shipping mistake” nice.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:15 pm

Have a friend deliver and drop them on porch?

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 1:40 pm

They should have been smart enough to check the shipping address when they ordered the stuff.

Correct.

But, what if those people didn´t change the address on purpose to see what CCHOFetcetc would do with the packages??

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  HUNViking
15 December 2022 2:04 pm

CCHOFetcetc

probably my favorite so far

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 1:52 pm

If you’re still going through that TV court thingy, I’d bring them with you next time you’re there and make a big show of giving them to the people in front of the judges:

“These packages were mistakenly delivered to your old address. I inadvertently started opening them when I realized they were for your kids, so I wanted to get them to you right away. I knew if I had Amazon pick them up, you might not get them in time for Christmas and I couldn’t bear the thought of your ‘lil ones waking up to find out there’s no Santa. God Bless and Happy Holidays to you and your family.

Sorry, your honors for the interruption. We may proceed with the case at hand.”

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 2:04 pm

LOL that would be great

Court case is most likely going to happen in January though, if at all.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 2:09 pm

Oh…I thought you were going through it now. Yeah, January would kind of change things:

“These packages were mistakenly delivered to your old address. I inadvertently started opening them when I realized they were Christmas presents for your kids. I could have returned them so you would have received a refund and you could use it to ensure Santa would still have something for them under the tree. Instead, I decided to hold onto them so I could give them to you in-person in January because, fuck your kids you cheating fucks.

Sorry, your honors for the interruption. We may proceed with the case at hand.”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 2:13 pm

He could just say that he started the process to properly return them through Amazon but he must not have seen the email they sent him with the return shipping instructions.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 2:14 pm

For some reason I don’t think that would go over very well….

Yeah I told them I’d like to accept to be on the show, now they have to call the defendants and get them to agree.

skolifer
skolifer
15 December 2022 11:05 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 11:07 am

That dog has horrible taste in beer

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:12 am

Agree. I’ll drink just about anything, but that is one of my least favorite beers. Better than Ultra though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:18 am

I’ll use beers like those or miller light for cooking but that’s about the extent of their usefulness.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:22 am

I actually like Miller lite in bottles for day drinking.
If I’m going to drink all day, I’ll usually start with the lite beers.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:23 am

I don’t really drink light beers but if I do I usually go with Coors light or Mich Golden light

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:27 am

Coors light has a metallic taste I don’t care for.
Mich golden is ok. For some reason my wife’s friends really like that one.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:37 am

Yeah I’m not against drinking a bud light or bush light etc… If drinking all days. The only two beers I’ve ever handed back to someone like nah was Miller High Life (I don’t mind MGD) and Sam Adams Cherry Wheat lol.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 December 2022 11:40 am

High Life sucks ass

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:46 am

So does your mom

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:49 am

where do you think I learned it from?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:55 am

LOL

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 1:32 pm

Ben likes that ass sucked. Interesting

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 December 2022 11:45 am

Busch Light>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Bud light.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:35 am

That’s not beer. That is beer flavored rice soda.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
15 December 2022 11:45 am

Correct

NoDakRube
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 11:43 am

An oldie but a goodie…
“How is light beer and having sex on the beach the beach the same?”
“They are both fucking near water!”

VikesfaninSC
VikesfaninSC
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 1:03 pm

bud light ok for grill fires

Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:48 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:55 am

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 11:25 am

can you make it bigger? asking for a friend…

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:28 am

If you look long enough, it gets bigger.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:29 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:30 am

Said every woman you’ve ever had sex with

can you make it bigger?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:40 am

don’t have to say it out loud… sheesh…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:46 am

What you say to every woman after she says “can you make it bigger”

don’t have to say it out loud… sheesh…

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:49 am

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:38 am

Kodiak
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 12:18 pm

That’s what your mom said to me
when I was double fisting her butthole.

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 12:35 pm

Thank you!!

CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:36 am

So my realtor had his ethics committee hearing on the lying seller’s realtor yesterday.

Said the guy had no good answers.
When asked about the mold report he was sent “Oh I never opened that report, must have missed it in my email.”
When asked about the email he sent that specifically laid out remediation “Oh yeah, we were just trying to placate the other buyer.’
When asked about his own mold report that “showed there was no mold” but really was inconclusive because the sample was damaged. “Oh yeah they sent me a pdf of the report but I lost it in my emails and actually it was a friend of mine who is a contractor and contacted this place but they don’t keep those reports on file.”

Dumb, lying POS. Makes me feel better about my court case though. He confirmed he talked with the sellers about mold and remediation. They have to somehow prove he never disclosed the mold to them to have a chance. Not gonna happen.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:39 am

He’s obviously a stupid lib, probably the agent of your idol Kirk, you should just cover all the mold with your dozens of Kirk fatheads.

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:47 am

obvious

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:55 am

I should just ask Kirk to pay for my remediation with his cap hit.

Also that would be the most insane, creepy shit lmao. Bunch of Kirk fatheads in an attic crawlspace you have to unscrew the paneling to get into.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:56 am

Yeah, creepy but Skoldiers can give you instructions on how to do so, he basically wallpapered his entire house in Kirk fatheads.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:43 am

he’s done and it’s irrelevant as to who the fuck lost what

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:53 am

Yeah, given his incompetence during the closing period I’m not too surprised to hear he went with the ‘dog ate my homework’ defense. But it is hilarious. He’s getting the hammer dropped after that ethics hearing.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:57 am

They frown on this big time. That guy is an idiot. But the lesson is never trust anything they say regardless and get your own due diligence completed.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 11:08 am

All lawyers are just stupid libs amirite?

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:32 am

Lawyers tend to be libs…this is true.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 11:23 am

Yeah, crappy part is we thought about getting mold testing done but he said he had his test and was going to send it over to prove that it was fine. Kept delaying and delaying sending that over (now know because he didn’t have it) up until the day of closing and even after my realtor threatened to cancel closing.

Should have gotten a test ourselves, should have actually cancelled closing, but I’ll play the first-time home buyer card in that it really shouldn’t have been that difficult for us.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:57 am

“I missed that email” is never a good look, hope he gets disbarred.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:21 am

fingers crossed!

even funnier given that he was shit talking this other buyer as “hard to work with even my coworkers have horror stories” when we started working with him. just a lazy POS who didn’t want to deal with mold remediation after he was such a bad realtor the listing was up for like 50 days in the middle of last summer before I came in

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:49 am

yup, no way the judge believes that BS on his dog eating his homework

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 11:25 am

Not if the sellers accept to be on the Amazon show! Talked again with the producer and she said the 3 judges on that show do weeks of research on state laws to make sure they judge fairly. Which also makes sense because I’m sure the show wants the judgements to actually align with the law.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:52 am

My realtor also circled back with their team of lawyers on who I should be suing. They said the only way the sellers get out of it is if they can prove they didn’t know (which I already knew and seems extremely doubtful).

513.57 LIABILITY FOR ERROR, INACCURACY, OR OMISSION.

Subd. 2.Liability.  A seller who fails to make a disclosure as required by sections 513.52 to 513.60 and was aware of material facts pertaining to the real property is liable to the prospective buyer. A person injured by a violation of this section may bring a civil action and recover damages and receive other equitable relief as determined by the court. An action under this subdivision must be commenced within two years after the date on which the prospective buyer closed the purchase or transfer of the real property.

Even if they can somehow prove that, I’ve pretty much got everything I need to go after the agent next.

stuman55
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:54 am

wait so you bought a house without the seller/realtor disclosing mold issues? Or you sold a house and did disclose and now they are saying they didn’t know?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 10:56 am

Bought a house, discovered that they had negotiated mold remediation with another buyer before I had even submitted my offer but they didn’t update the seller’s disclosure about the mold.

Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:16 am

Lifer about now

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VikingPhilip
15 December 2022 10:10 am

Snowmeggedon finally hit us here in Western Wi. We got almost 9 inches of the heavy wet stuff. The kind that feels like you are shoveling wet sand. I know you Dakotas people won’t understand these words, but we have tree branches down all over the yard. I had to move a few to get them off the driveway and one off the road. But the neighbor plowed our driveway and the township came by with the plow already so like all in the hardy north, it is just like any other day. We are off to Iowa to see one of our DILs graduate from nursing school. Have a great day everyone.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
15 December 2022 10:40 am

Why you gotta be talking about my junk?

9 inches of the heavy wet stuff

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:50 am

if you could get your junk off my driveway it’d be much appreciated

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:58 am

Working on it

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:51 am

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kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  VikingPhilip
15 December 2022 2:12 pm

Congrats to your DIL!

skolifer
skolifer
15 December 2022 10:04 am

I was just getting ready to thank Team Skoloholics because site performance was much better today. But, after clearing all unread comments, I made the mistake of refreshing (twice) to better nest the comments on some of the longer threads, and now the performance sucks again.

Pro Tip: Don’t refresh. And don’t ever thank Team Skoloholics…they’re lazy libs.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 10:40 am

*refreash

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:03 am

good thing some have garages for their beta big trucks

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:09 am

It is the best and you can smoke cigars in there too and do projects

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:10 am

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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:14 am

“Dale, that’s not a toothbrush”

KFEY93
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 12:11 pm

I honestly might do that tonight in mine, I havent smoked a ciggy since October. My garage isnt heated but it stays above freezing until the negatives come in…which…happens to be tomorrow.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  KFEY93
15 December 2022 12:15 pm

You five and Kodiak are already on here

until the negatives come in…which…happens to be tomorrow.

manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:17 am

Bring on the ice fishing!

Fivefingers
Reply to  manly-purple
15 December 2022 10:34 am

nice walter

manly-purple
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 11:39 am

walter or bass?

Fivefingers
Reply to  manly-purple
15 December 2022 10:35 am

trying to do a N Mn trip in January

manly-purple
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 11:39 am

Where at?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 11:08 am

So gonna do the wife two or three times?

gonna get 5 to 7 more inches today & tonight.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 12:16 pm

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KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 12:07 pm

50 mph wind doesn’t help either .Roads are still ice from before the storm.

Mjolnir
15 December 2022 9:55 am

Morning Skolhols…..
@ The hospital.
Nuclear stress test.
My heart is the bomb.
SKOL!!!

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 9:57 am

like it’s about to blow up?

thoughts and prayers, man

Mjolnir
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 10:02 am

EKG’s come back good, but having some ‘twinges’ of pain from time to time. Short bursts and neck tightness. Bad knees so treadmill is out. Former smoker, full-time large man slowly becoming less large. Just trying to see what the fuck is going on. All good. Wife younger than me by 13 years so if I go, she’ll rebound.

freezeyface
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 10:03 am

don’t have too high of a life insurance policy on yourself. just saying….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 11:34 am

LOL, what you have like 25k? Probably equal to your value.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:42 am

yeah just enough to pay off my car

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 11:49 am

On a serious note, my financial advisor suggests enough to pay off all of your debts plus another 50-100k if you’re married so your surviving spouse can pay everything off and have a nice nest egg.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 11:30 am

Good luck!
I hate going to the doctor. Every year it is the same thing.
“loose weight and exercise more”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 December 2022 11:32 am

Yeah, tight weight is much better

“loose weight and exercise more”

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:45 am

you are super annoyingly on today. ya idiot

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 11:48 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
15 December 2022 10:41 am

Hopefully it doesn’t explode though

My heart is the bomb.

bowbunch
bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:33 am

Go Cats, down with the Jackalopes!
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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:38 am

It looks like both games are on ESPN2 and ESPN+.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:46 am

It’s not Incarnate Word, it’s Immaculate Conception. That’s my story, and I’m sticking with it. Imagine getting a call from a recruiter, hi this is Stan Bloom from Immaculate Conception, we want you to be our next long snapper.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:49 am

There is no physical evidence the college exists, you simply have to have faith.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:53 am

Texas maybe?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:37 am

NDSU is 5 on Friday. MSU/SDSU is at 2 on Saturday.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:48 am

No, it’s 5 God’s time so 6 there.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:56 am

Go Jacks!!

Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 9:23 am

My wife asked me if I knew who Brian O’Neill is.
She works out with his girlfriend.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 9:25 am

is she hot?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 9:29 am

yes.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 9:48 am

smart question freezey

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 9:49 am

I found a picture of her online to confirm, and showed my wife.
I might have went too far when I said “Wow, look at those legs, bet you wish had legs like that.”
My wife has zero sense of humor. She ran over my foot with her wheel chair, and it really hurt.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 9:59 am

i was talking about your wife

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 10:08 am

Yes. She still lets me watch from the closet when she has her boyfriends over. I find her very hot still.
On the one hand its a little degrading to me, but on the other hand is lotion.

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:57 am

i chuckled.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 11:09 am

Yeah. One time I yelled out of the closet
“how does my used leftovers feel?”
And the guy didn’t even break stride and said “After the first two inches, brand new”

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:11 am

I’m not even sure why I’m roasting myself.
Five, get over here and say something so I can start on you.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:20 am

That’s what you say while in the closet

Five, get over here and say something so I can start on you.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:24 am

He has remarkable soft hands.
I affectionately call him bitch mitts.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:25 am

Also, guess I’m not in the closet anymore.
How much room is there in that log cabin again?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:30 am

I’m pretty bored out, plenty of room

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:37 am

This really went off the rails.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:49 am

Things usually do in the Log Cabin

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:01 am

That you Jerry Fallwell Jr.?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 10:08 am

if she’s anything like him she has a big stupid face so no, not hot

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:44 am

So Brian O’Neill works out with your wife’s girlfriend? Interesting, how long has your wife had a girlfriend and when did she become a his, also when did Brian O’Neill become a she?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:54 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:01 am

what does hosing globes mean?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:03 am

NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:22 am

A cautionary tale:
This spring we had our 2 stall garage fixed up….new insulation, sheet rock was taped and textured, walls and ceiling painted, windows reframed, and the fancy flooring put it in since our concrete flooring was getting pretty chipped up. Now my wife won’t allow us to park in the garage…she is treating it as a house extension….this sucks.

KFEY93
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:23 am

Tell her the garage is where vehicles are supposed to go and just start parking there. Boom. Problem solver. If she wants to park her vehicle outside in the winter she can go for it. I like my truck warm when I get in and I dont want to run it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:24 am

Scratch the floor up “on accident”. Similar to ruining one of her shirts doing the laundry.

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:25 am

You are truly wise…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:28 am

I have learned many things from my dad. Another one of my favorite nuggets from him (other than the headlight/mirror one) is when you don’t know what to get her for a birthday, x-mas, etc. All you have to do is get her some clothes in the price range you want from a store she likes (and something she would like). The key is to make sure and get it in a size too small. Now you have a gift card but put in the effort to get her something all with the added benefit that she will think you are super thoughtful for thinking she is smaller than she is. Triple win.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:45 am

Did you then buy fishing gear with the card?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 9:48 am

? The clothing you bought her is essentially a gift card for her but with some “thought”.

MT Viking
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:51 am

Live look at five this morning:

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Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:55 am

Still beta then. I thought you get the card back.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 9:56 am

Buying presents is beta now? Interesting.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:57 am

What if I use my Cabelas card for the purchase and then use the points for guns and ammo?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:06 am

f them, get a scheel’s card. Got a $200 gift card next to me now

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 11:02 am

Should’ve done that with wedding ring/bands, would’ve saved like 15k

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:05 am

no, using a smoke and mirrors scheme

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:21 am

Earrings or necklace is best as size is irrelevant, unless she has a giant goiter.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:23 am

You still run the risk of picking she doesn’t like and then she will either never wear it or only begrudgingly. Get the clothes from Kohls or something that has jewelry and if she wants jewelry she can get jewelry when she returns the clothes.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:46 am

Can just as easily return the jewelry for clothes

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:46 am

CZ is a good way to go

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:37 am

Goiters are hot.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:26 am

don’t clear off her vehicle when you get ice and snow and see how long she wants to deal with that

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 9:43 am

better yet

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Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:36 am

lmao
Beta

A beta is a male who, instead of being alpha and manning up, completely bitches out. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to secnarios with women.
Guy 1: Bro, hook me up with that girl’s friend
Guy 2: Fuck that. I’m going to double up with both of them. Stop being such a beta.

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 9:37 am

I hate secnarios with women.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
15 December 2022 9:39 am

Guy 1 ^^

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:37 am

Happens to the best of us. If you routinely enter the house through the garage I can see her point. You could get garage containment mats like the Tru Contain system. That’s what we used in our garage.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
15 December 2022 9:40 am

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:45 am

On second thought, based on all these alpha’s advice, you should go toe to toe with your wife on this issue. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  MT Viking
15 December 2022 9:50 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:46 am

LOL, a true “alpha male” would tell her to stfu and put her in her place.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:17 am

It says: I have the dick, So I make the rules.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:37 am

url gotta end in an image file extension, big stoop

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:45 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:35 am

Yeah, it looks good on your wife

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:38 am

My dick looks good on my wife?
How did you see those videos?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:50 am

4chan

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:51 am

Lucky guess!
sigh

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 11:33 am

We painted the inside of our garage finally. Been 25 years. But we also had the floor completely redone and did the epoxy coating. Cars are allowed, but if I do not kick off the slush before driving into her fancy garage, she gets pretty angry.

It is nice to have that finished, and with the golf net and mat I am able to keep working on the golf game over the winter.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 9:19 am

ML on Hunter being a LP or DNP today with the Neck issue?

KFEY93
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 9:24 am

Not worth whatever money he is going to want after this year.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 9:46 am

he’s fine

NoDakRube
15 December 2022 8:53 am

Thread performance is better today…GF must have made some adjustments.

stuman55
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 8:54 am

give it time

KFEY93
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:17 am

Lots of shit posting and communication via gifs to be done

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  KFEY93
15 December 2022 9:19 am

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:19 am

lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:31 am

NoDak’s computer virus is just inactive this morning.

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:38 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:05 am

wow. 2 weeker?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:06 am

hit me up, we can smoke cigars

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:46 am

gots tons. BTW- these are on the way

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:09 am

If you can time Duluth right and see a 1000 footer come in under the lift bridge, I always loved that when I was a kid and we went up to Duluth.

https://harborlookout.com/ships#0

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:50 am

I love Duluth. Spent a week there every summer when I was a kid it was awesome every time.

Gooseberry Falls is extra fun if it’s warm enough

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:00 am

Enger Tower is fun if you haven’t been

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:22 am

Duluth is like a less murdery MPLS, good to visit, would never live there.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:55 am

Is the Soudan mine close to Duluth? I remember going there as a kid and it seems like that trip included a day or two in Duluth but I could be mistaken.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 11:05 am

It’s pretty cool. You go down an elevator and end up like a half mile underground.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:57 am

looks like it’s 2 hours away, Lake Vermillion

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:03 am

Vermillion, SD sucks, terrible town, though Ben Leber did come from there.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:01 am

I think they opened back up. The were closed in 2020-2021ish for a while though.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:05 am

Right on. It was a long time ago when we went but it is a trip I remember.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:14 am

I had the kids on a BWCA trip, and we wanted to stop there a few years back.
They were closed after I spent an hour talking it up.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:19 am

opened your big stupid mouth, eh?

after I spent an hour talking it up.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 11:30 am

This happens.
Alot.
I be in situations.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:36 am

opened your big stupid mouth, eh?

This happens.

Alot.

I be in situations.

Yeah, like when you see a homeless guy’s cock

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:40 am

Also, I like titties.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:41 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 11:03 am

I take the fam several times a year, usually a week during summer an always over winter to go to Bentleyville

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 11:15 am

Glensheen mansion, the big ship tour, Anger park tower, aquarium, railroad museum. Also, I’ve always wanted to go to a Huskies minor league baseball game but haven’t yet. The rotating restaurant at the Radisson is overrated, the food really isn’t great.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:19 am

NICE

manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:26 am

That’s quite the range of climates.

Grand Canyon is awesome. Been before?

Fivefingers
Reply to  manly-purple
15 December 2022 9:47 am

Ever see Big Ben or Parliament?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 9:53 am

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manly-purple
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:19 am

Nice. It’s awesome. Camping there?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:17 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:21 am

most of those teams have their WR1 on IR but its still a cool stat

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:25 am

But Lamar was the MVP, I thought that means he is great forever and will always be better the Cousins?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 8:28 am

It does and they have a top 3 running game. Bears are numero uno. Titans top 5. so a dumb stat

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:33 am

The bears suck ass, Fields is a garbage QB.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:38 am

They can run. Gonna make a big leap next year. Remember, dum libs like you and cc hall of shame thought other worldly Josh Allen the new GOAT were bad.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:41 am

WTF you talking about, I said the Vikings should trade up for Allen, and Fields sucks and has nowhere near the arm talent of allen, he’s a bag of shitty baby diapers.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:52 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:23 am

My bad

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:51 am

lol, my fave state? I loved him all along. I loved the GOAT 2 as well. awesome calls by me

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:47 am

wake me up when he wins anything

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:40 am

So QB winz is a stat?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:42 am

If you were a Kirk hater it was in years 2018-2021.
If you a Kirk Fanboi than it just became a stat in 2022.

Glad we could clear that up.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 9:51 am

Yes, thank you

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:50 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:24 am

Wake me up when Kirk wins anything of substance

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:36 am

he won most fumbles many times

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:47 am

He did win a playoff game that one time, then shat himself the next week, no worry though, he and his cap hit are the bestest ever.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 8:32 am

He’s garbage throwing the ball, but dynamic playmaker. Also his cap hit is about 1/20th of Kirks so yeah, way better bargain.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:40 am

He’s good throwing to the TE and running, that’s about it

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:25 am

They both have suck.
Cut them.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:27 am

Kirk sucks w/o JJ tho,

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:39 am

“statistically”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:49 am

And the key to using stats is to determine what you are trying to prove first then cherry pick and twist the stats to say what you are trying to prove.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:00 am

Correct, that’s what every Kirk apologist used to do before this year, now they all suddenly use QB winz as a stat because it fits your narrative.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:04 am

And Kirk haters and politicians and CDC Directors and pretty much every other person with an agenda.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:25 am

Yep, Kirk haters used QB winz up till this year and shat on stats, Kirk apologists used stats and shat on winz until this year. Now its the opposite lol.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:59 am

I was being sarcastic about the sucks, but Kirk has has elite weapons since he came to MN.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:07 am

weird how Goff has way more TD’s and less INT’s

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:31 am

Doesn’t change the fact that he is breaking all time records and there’s always teams with injuries. This year is not some anomaly. He is a human cheat code and hopefully stays relatively healthy. At some point there will be an injury but for his build and some of the hits he takes he has stayed surprising healthy.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:32 am

Not really though?

Drake London has played every game (rookie tho)
Treylon Burks was averaging 47 ypg and has only missed 2 games
Darnell Mooney has missed 1 game, avging 41 ypg
Bateman has missed the most, if you prorate his 47.5 ypg to the 7 games he’s missed you’re at 1503 yards for Ravens WRs.

Point about QBs is better.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:37 am

Mooney and Bateman are on IR, also the QBs for all those teams suck more than Kirk

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:49 am

Mooney’s 41 yards from the 1 game he missed aren’t getting them to 1500 yards, Bateman maybe.

And most QBs suck more than Kirk!

Spoiler
just have to use the right stats

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:58 am

Say what you want, he is not the second best player in the NFL as his cap hit would indicate. He is good, not great.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:02 am

he was ranked like 99th pre season

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:28 am

We can thank Rick for the cap hit.
What a dickhead.
But right now I’d say he was better at drafting than KAM.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 10:29 am

KAM is the bestest ever, he’s using a draft value chart from the future that no other GM has access to and all the other pleb GMs and rubes using the current one are dummies, he’s collaborative, communicative, and and sings cumbaya.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:49 am

*kumbaya

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:27 am

KAM signed him to his most recent extension buy Rick set the precedent, this what both KAM and Rick do when Kirk’s agent shows up

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:49 am

Don’t give a fuck about aav, its irrelevant, cap hit is what matters.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:04 am

Yeah, but it is a bit misleading if you are trying to say someone is over paid.
I’m siding with GF on this one.
Also, you are not intelligent, have poor hygiene, and have poor taste in music.
No offense.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:05 am

saved it

No offense.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:12 am

Yeah. Ben gets really crabby.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:31 am

Bullshit, AAV mean anything, cap hit is what matters to building a team, especially when the contract is structured in such a way as the leave the team with zero flexibility. Also Kirk didn’t get vaccinated so he’s a giant pile of shit according to you, no offense.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:42 am

Just to be difficult, I’m now going anti vax and I’m a huge Kirk fan. And I haven’t used this gif in a while.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:45 am

Kym thinks that’s the funniest thing on earth

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 10:48 am

You also love Rodgers I take it then, also I’ve never seen that gif before but it made me laugh.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:56 am

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:58 am

now THAT is a blast from the past lol

great gif

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:56 am

Its one of the “Taco Flavored kisses for my Ben” Gifs I used to break out in 2018 or 2019.
You remember those?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:04 am

I do not, was that when you were durdle?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:15 am

I’m not sure who durdle was BTW.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:21 am

Oh, I thought for some reason you were at one time alannotallen and then later durdle

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:42 am

Yeah. You had mentioned that, and sometimes I pretend I was just to fuck with you.
At this point I would tell you if I was.
I doubt that guy was half has funny as me.
I’m pretty fucking cool BTW.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 11:59 am

Its the statistical analysis/scientific studies thing that always makes me think that, he/shit came on and was like “I do science stats research stuff so I know analytics for football, that’s what I have to offer”, now that I think about it, you are way cooler.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
15 December 2022 12:14 pm

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:59 am

I agree. Somewhere around 10, can fluctuate a few spots any given year.

Doesn’t feel great paying him so much to be above average but with how QB contracts are exploding it’s really not too bad.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:00 am

12-14.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:01 am

2nd highest cap hit in the nfl for the 15th best QB is bullshit

it’s really not too bad.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:05 am

3rd – thank you very much.

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/cap-hit//

Also the cap isn’t real so I dunno if that’s really the way to rank him. Especially with all these new, backloaded deals.

He’s 6th next year (and within a mill of 9th) and then 151st.

3 guys taking up near 50 mil next year and 8 above 40 mil in 2024.

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/rankings/2024/cap-hit/

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:38 am

AAV doesn’t mean shit

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:50 am

Until you get into contracts with phony unguaranteed years at the end of them that both the organization and the player know will never happen, but they add them in there to stroke the player’s ego so he can say he is the highest paid for a couple of weeks.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:56 am

Bullshit, look at Allen or Mahomes contract, completely different than Kirk’s

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:55 am

Not Kirk, he doesn’t do anything that isn’t guaranteed, team be fucked or not.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:51 am

Its not lazy, its what prohibits the team from signing other players, aav doesn’t mean fuckall in the grand scheme of things, guaranteed money and cap hit is what matters and Kirk doesn’t give a fuck about anything but every cent of guaranteed money he can get. AAV is bullshit.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:51 am

individual year cap hits when a bunch of other backloaded mega deals just got signed isn’t a great measure either.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:54 am

You’re comparing cap friendly deals backloaded to Kirk’s guaranteed deals, not even close to the same thing.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:59 am

good luck on this hill you’ve chosen

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:33 am

Good luck being the fan of a team that will never win a SB with Kirk’s cap hit.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:34 am

Better than being a Packer fan.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 10:53 am

Yeah what a bunch of suckers being fans of a team that actually wins something of substance like the super bowl.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:59 am

Why are you here then?

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:01 am

He does the daily summary.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 11:07 am

Does he do one on Acne Pickers too since he seems to like the Peckers more than the Vikings?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:17 am

LOL, I don’t like the Packers, I’m a fan of a franchise that historically is exactly what Kirk Cousins is, good not great and will never win SB.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:49 am

I know. Might as well enjoy the Packers suckitude this year because Love will likely end up being another HOF level QB because why not.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:52 am

Yeah Packers suck, but I think Love is terrible and they will suck for the next 20 years!

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:49 am

He just gets grumpy sometimes. You can usually distract him by bringing up office farts and/or Taco Bell, which puts him in his happy place.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 12:11 pm

Taco Bell and office farts go together like lamb and tuna fish

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:06 am

I’m obviously a moran that is a fan of a team that will never win a SB.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:32 am

I get it, you and GF are Kirk fuckboys who get megaboners over his massive cap hit guaranteed contracts compared to much more flexible contracts of way better QBs like Mahomes or Allen. Good for you guys.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:47 am

jesus lol

those guys are a year away from like 5 straight years of bigger cap hits than Kirk has ever had.

I’m not defending Kirk, this is literally just how the cap works in the NFL.
Kirk’s first year cap hit was 24 mil. 2nd year was 29 mil.
Allen’s cap hit next year (2nd year of extension) is basically 40 mil.
Mahomes’ is 36 mil now (2nd year of extension) and 47 mil next year.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:52 am

Yeah, and they have a bunch of unguaranteed years at the end those contracts to provide flexibility to adjust as needed to help their teams, unlike your idol Kirk who only does guaranteed short term contracts. Also, I have never seen any proof that jesus laughed out loud.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 10:58 am

Every time they adjust those contracts to add cap space this year it adds to the cap hit in subsequent years. It gives the team the flexibility to just pay him this year if they don’t need the space but it will still bite them. To gain cap space now they are just kicking the can down the road.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:06 am

Correct, it increases the cap space this year, thereby increasing the chances of actually winning the SB, something very few Vikings fans are interested in.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:38 am

so 3rd best player in the NFL this year, 6th best player in the nfl next year, good to know

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:01 am

15-17 and at 40M, =doom, period

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:57 am

Don’t use this years Kirk stats though, he’s actually having a down year statistically, though don’t tell the Kirk knob gobblers.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:03 am

See so this year you just use wins, problem solved. You can use his stats last week though instead of W/L.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:06 am

check out his stats in the losses

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:48 am

Correct, prior to this year Kirk knob gobblers used stats and shat on the qb winz stat, this year they use qb winz and shat on stats, its what fits your narrative.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:13 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:23 am

those teams are all top 10 rushing so a bullshit stat not to mention no qb and hurt wr’s

Wrenage
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:39 am

His hair still sucks, though.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
15 December 2022 8:42 am

So does Dee Snider’s

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Wrenage
15 December 2022 8:48 am

nah

stuman55
15 December 2022 8:16 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 8:19 am

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:13 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:16 am

just a light breeze

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:24 am

No FKN around.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 8:01 am

Morning skolflakes

stuman55
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 8:14 am

do you have skoliosis?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 8:16 am

Yep

stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 8:59 am

Lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 8:16 am

I read last night Don Lemon is considered more better than Abe Lincoln.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:22 am

Not better, just more woke

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:28 am

which means better

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 8:34 am

according to all you millennial stuflakes

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 8:34 am

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skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 11:50 am

*woker

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 11:52 am

Abe is actually the wokest ever, even moreso that the beatles

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:29 am

I think it’s important that Don be the next president because the vast majority of people like woke

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 8:33 am

Don Lemon or Don Orange? Maybe Don Santis?

stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:00 am

wackos like Lifer and CCHOF would lose their minds if orange man won

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:06 am

I want Trump to get re-elected just for the entertainment of watching libs lose their minds. The country is f-ed anyway, might as well enjoy the ride a little.

stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:08 am

I’m with ya on that.

It’s was a fun to watch so many lose their minds while their lives improved drastically because of his policy. Now they are coping while American’s are struggling.

Would be great to watch them find ways to be mad just because their feelings

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:11 am

holy bias alert batman lmao

stuman55
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:13 am

show me the lie

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:52 am

“when my president was in office everything was better and now that the other president is in office everything is worse”

truly a luminary

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:55 am

That’s not an erroneous statement though. Name one thing that has gotten better with Biden in office. Good luck.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:58 am

MI complex provider stocks to stop big bad putin, whose economy is smaller than shit hole libville cali

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:58 am

this is literally the Kirk is good/bad cherry picking argument lol

absolutely not worth any of our times for me to give an example to have it dismissed/whatabouted/whatever.

fives favorite saying “they’ve got an answer for everything” applies both ways

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:01 am

no, it applies to dum libs. If you can’t see things are bad now, you have to be a moran or an idealogue or both.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 10:03 am

k

stuman55
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:51 am

you called it out so now you are being asked to provide context/evidence. Seems fair tbh.

You don’t want to be one of the typicals and just say “lol that’s so not true” and then refuse to actually prove anything do you?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 11:18 am

cute goading attempt, especially paired with the fact that no one here is actually open to a discussion when it comes to politics and your propensity for actually just making shit up and acting like I seriously believe it/act that way. why on god’s green white earth would I spend the effort to seriously engage given the response I always get? lmao

no one is changing anyone’s mind here. i have provided evidence before and get hit with “you libs have an answer for everything!”

I’m fine leaving this as a conservative safe space and just riling up some feathers every once in a while to disturb the echoes. You’ll just say whatever you want about me to dismiss anything anyway, which isn’t something I can control so why give a care?

I’d love to be wrong, but a better chance the Vikings win it all this season.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:54 am

The Vikings were better the year before Kirk’s cap hit showed up, however I would not say things were better the year before sniffy pants shitter showed up.

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:57 am

yup, bayshit insane stupid morans

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:11 am

because people don’t lose their minds when Trump loses … lmao

continuing to play this as if “one side” does anything differently than the other is crazy but if it helps ya, go for it

stuman55
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:13 am

People lose their minds when he lost because of the laughable thing some “chose” to replace him with lol.

Y’all lose your mind just because you don’t like his personality, nothing about policy or competency which is funny that adults do that.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:53 am

lol talk about coping

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:13 am

I don’t remember seeing riots and protests and people screaming in the streets when Biden “won”. You’ll never convince me that the dementia patient received more votes than anybody in history.

stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:30 am

People seem to conveniently forget that the capitol was attacked after T won Lol. The only difference between that and J6 was that someone did NOT allow for added security that was requested… where the first one they were prepared.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:32 am

Before worrying about what happened you must first ask who is responsible. Depending on the answer to the question of who, then you decide if/how to proceed.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:41 am

whataboutism is not specific to either party, you both do it constantly

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:54 am

yup
acting like either sect is worse about muckraking is laughable

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:57 am

Yeah, us stupid libs are just as guilty as the dumbass repubs

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 10:02 am

lol…. Only thing he’s running for is prison bitch.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 10:08 am

lmao

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
15 December 2022 8:21 am

How you doing skolflake?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:00 am

Bidet review:

Clean butt, full bowl, can’t lose.

freezeyface
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:04 am

so bidet question….

how do you dry off?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 8:07 am

freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:09 am

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 8:09 am

Since I’m living alone the Skinner process works great.

But otherwise, I usually wait a minute and then use a square or two of tp for the remaining.

Some bidets have air dryers, but I ain’t a Nigerian prince.

freezeyface
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:13 am

do i want to ask what the skinner process is?
i feel like you should explain it since you brought up the bidet already

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 8:14 am

Principal Skinner? aka – twerk it dry?

freezeyface
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:17 am

i’m an idiot

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:25 am

Reminds me off a joke. Mr Bear is walking through the woods and sees Mr. Rabbit.

He asks Mr Rabbit “when you take a biden does the biden get stuck to your fur?”

Mr. Rabbit says “no”. Then Mr bear picked up Mr. Rabbit and wiped his butt with Mr rabbit

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 8:34 am

I wasn’t gonna say it… but yeah

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 10:35 am

Good you finally realized

Mick
Mick
Reply to  freezeyface
15 December 2022 8:23 am

Look up ^^^

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:47 am

MT is the resident expert on this subject. I want to get one an amazingly my bougie wife is like “I’m not interested in that.” Every person I’ve every spoken to who has one absolutely loves them. One issue I have is I don’t have power run to the back of the toilet to install one that has a heater and blower. That’s what I want. Like a car wash. Maybe the suds that smell like bubble gum would be nice.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 8:54 am

lol no outlets in your bathroom?

They also have turbo wash ones for your lib vegan poos

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 10:01 am

Yeah on the opposite wall in the bathroom. Does me no good.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 10:03 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 10:03 am

Wire down to the outlet from the attic, over the ceiling, down the other wall. Easy peasy.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:07 am

If it’s an upstairs bathroom you might be able to fish power down the wall from the attic. I’ve managed that a couple of times for security camera wires and to add an outlet in my garage.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:26 am

That’s what I’d have to do. There’s no power on that side of the room or on the other side of that wall in the adjacent room. Attic tho right above which would be the ticket.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
15 December 2022 9:30 am

As long as the wall isn’t insulated it shouldn’t be too tough other than finding the wall and the correct stud gap in the attic.

MT Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 9:41 am

Sometimes you can run power under the baseboard. It ain’t NEC compliant but it works.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 7:59 am

3 work potluck lunches between now and Tuesday next week. Nice.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:07 am

Sounds like a funeral

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:24 am

Funeral pot lucks are absolutely the best. It sucks to be mourning someone, but in small town America, the food served is amazing.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:24 am

I have one Saturday

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:35 am

sorry to hear, but also kinda not sorry to hear

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:44 am

If I’m ever single again I’m starting to date the congregation.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:36 am

My mom always volunteers to work those potlucks at their church, she comes homes with gobs and gobs of leftovers. Probably helped a lot to balance the checkbooks when us kids were young.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:45 am

Shocking she goes to church what with being such a stupid lib

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:47 am

lol

I go with them on Christmas and Easter. They got really sad when I didn’t one year when I was in college.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:43 am

lol, such a godless jezzebell you are

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:56 am

Ba’al is my homie

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:47 am

Lutheran church here in town is insisting on removing the gender specific Pronouns for God and Jesus…
Jesus has become a “They”

Stupid libs.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 8:55 am

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stuman55
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:05 am

We are lucky we can even have this debate/discussion because God would never be a thing without the Beatles

NoDakRube
Reply to  stuman55
15 December 2022 9:14 am

May we always remember….

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:15 am

New Skoloholics tagline idea:

Skoloholics-We wouldn’t be here if not for the Beatles

stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:29 am

“And praise be to the Beatles, for without them we would not be here”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 9:43 am

Wow, how unwoke to assign gender.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:52 am

Maybe God is a She/him?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 9:56 am

no, this one is ok

Woke Abe actually said it first

Wrenage
Reply to  NoDakRube
15 December 2022 9:16 am

Got to be ELCA Lutheran. They jumped the ship long ago.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
15 December 2022 10:37 am

Missouri Synod would never do that

Mick
Mick
15 December 2022 7:17 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:01 am

LOL

FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 7:11 am

Has Big Ed fixed the Defense, yet? Any changes to his scheme coming this weekend?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 7:50 am

They’re having discussions and are close. Just a couple more kumbaya sessions and they’ll be ready for a playoff run.

freezeyface
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 8:02 am

yes don’t worry, they are REALLY close to having it figured out.
give it another…..8 or 9 games.

Fivefingers
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 8:18 am

He’s condident they can’t get ranked any lower per the press conference. So we have that going for us

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:21 am

I’d have blitzes going constantly

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:26 am

Now you have DT out with a back too and Hunter hurt

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:37 am

Colts are obviously gonna try to run all day, so we likely need to push a safety up and then they play action but Ryan is pretty meh

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:46 am

They’ll rack up 400+ yards and 28+ points regardless

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:49 am

I hope they run on us all day long and we win 35 to 28….

Can you tell who has Jonathan Taylor on their fantasy team??

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 8:24 am

Lifer
Admin
15 December 2022 7:09 am

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benjammin
Admin
15 December 2022 6:52 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:18 am

shut up dum lib

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
15 December 2022 8:25 am

LOL, Love Actually is one one of the better modern christmas movies

Hercdriver
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 8:55 am

…yet still far behind Die Hard.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Hercdriver
15 December 2022 9:08 am

I think this is still my favorite Christmas movie
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NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 9:16 am

Uhhggg.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
15 December 2022 11:37 am

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Surly Viking
15 December 2022 11:50 am

That’s a good one too.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Hercdriver
15 December 2022 9:44 am

Die Hard is GOAT christmas movie

FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 6:50 am

Thorsday!

bowbunch
bowbunch
15 December 2022 6:45 am

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 6:40 am

Good luck Mick

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 6:50 am

RIP

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 6:52 am

Better let the cat in.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
15 December 2022 9:10 am

lol…love that gif. that cat’s a badass.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
15 December 2022 9:15 am

If the snow wall is that thin, why would you not shovel at least some of it out of the way other than being a lazy lib?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 7:19 am

F that snow.

I’ll blow it and blow it and blow it away.

until the snowblower breaks.

and then…. I’m forked.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 7:25 am

Name of your sex tape

I’ll blow it and blow it and blow it away.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 7:27 am

I blow it and my back goes out.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
15 December 2022 7:27 am

It’s a good thing I’m not some betapussy like 5. It’d never get done.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:20 am

I thawed some lobster for lunch. Great minds don’t waste time on trivial matters like me and Elon.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:26 am

lol so tue

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
15 December 2022 8:24 am

You going to let him run the snowblower??

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mick
15 December 2022 8:45 am

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Wrenage
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 7:19 am

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
15 December 2022 8:19 am

light snow and breeze is all

HUNViking
15 December 2022 4:17 am

First!

Let’s beat the Colts and win the North on Saturday! SKOL!

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
15 December 2022 5:00 am

I’d like that. Good chance with the Lions playing the Jets tough D they could get an L but we win its a done deal. Still I am not comfortable at all against Indy. I guarantee that J. Taylor with has his best rushing game of the year and torch us and might help them win. Only advantage we have is the corpse of Matt Ryan out there.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  HUNViking
15 December 2022 6:50 am

Good morning, SKOL!

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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