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Vikings @ Lions

We knew going in that this was going to be a tough game. Going into Detroit and beating the Lions was going to require making minimal mistakes, and forcing the Lions to make mistakes. The Vikings did the opposite, and the result as is expected. The Vikings lost 23-34, and the defense looked as bad as they’ve looked all year, which is a bold statement considering how horrendous they’ve looked this year at times.

LOL, I’m sitting here writing this, & I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas. She said “a dutch oven”.

Anyway, the Viking defense was horrible yesterday. Kirk Cousins and JJ were on fire, but the defense couldn’t stop anything. The Vikings were outcoached in most facets of the game. The bright spot(s) from yesterday were Kirk Cousins and Justin Jefferson, those two were on fire all day. The rest of the team wasted a beautiful performance. The officiating was poor, but the Vikings lost the game. They just got beaten yesterday.

The Colts: Next Up

Time to dust off and get ready for the Colts, a home game with a Saturday kickoff, the first of two consecutive Saturday games for the Vikings. The loss didn’t surprise anyone, so learn from it and move on. They do need to do something about the defense, though.

Minnesota Vikings News:

We brought you the post-game wrap-up.

Viings.com has full highlights from yesterday’s game.

Video of the Day:

Here is one of my favorite Christmas songs by one of my favorite singers. Robert Earl Keen with Merry Christmas from the Family. Enjoy!

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VikingPhilip
12 December 2022 9:16 pm

Working on my comment count.

HUNViking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
13 December 2022 12:55 am

A noble goal.

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same here

VikingPhilip
12 December 2022 9:14 pm

Sounds like there are a lot of Patriot’s fans in Arizona.

VikingPhilip
12 December 2022 9:12 pm

Close game. Sounds like the injuries are mounting up though.

Lifer
Admin
12 December 2022 7:30 pm

Kyler Murray rip…carted off. Likely ACL tear running in open field went down.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 7:46 pm

@probably because he ‘Kyler Murray only cares about Kyler Murray’.@

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 9:58 pm

You have fun?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 9:58 pm

Also who has a Xmas party on a Monday?

norseman1
norseman1
12 December 2022 6:04 pm

Amazed how many people die in car accidents the don’t buckle, beyond stupid IMO.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 8:20 pm

Yep

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 6:57 pm

Schlottman got ragdolled as well fwiw

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 8:21 pm

Ingram was worse. He like fell over

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 8:21 pm

Told you but yeah it was a great play call and Mundt was open. If Ingram held his place for 1 second it would’ve worked

HUNViking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
13 December 2022 1:14 am

OLine was blown up in a millisecond on that play, should have maybe tried that play with Bradbury available.

norseman1
norseman1
12 December 2022 5:50 pm

Sniffer for Whelan. Thoughts?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 7:13 pm

Bad trade for Russia

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 10:45 pm

Merchant of Death said he approves of Putin invading Ukraine, per twitter.

norseman1
norseman1
12 December 2022 5:46 pm

I guess Britt did a slam dunk, thank God. America is safe.

MT Viking
12 December 2022 4:45 pm

I know you guys are jonesing for a MT style run on paragraph, plus it’s late in the central time zone. I read the discussion about Italians below.

So A is an Italian exchange student staying with my stepdaughter. My stepdaughter’s daughter is J…they are similar in age (A is a senior, J a junior). When A got off the plane in August from Italy, she was a tall slender girl. Was a standout for the varsity volleyball team (she played on a club in Italy). However, it was obvious as the season progressed that she was, ahem, getting swole, and it seemed to be more than just from lifting weights.

She is now one of the managers for the girl’s basketball team. J is a starter on varsity. First home game A is running late, my stepdaughter sees her flying out the door in a microscopic skin tight skirt that failed to cover her, um, behind. Uh oh. J calls her mom later, says the coach told J to tell A she needed to put something more modest on after they finished their walkthrough before frosh game. A thought this was baloney but changed at a friend’s house into a skin tight miniskirt. The coach told J to tell A to put on something more modest again, J’s mom told J to tell the coach to do it himself. He declined.

We’re at the game, A is running the camera (and doing a terrible job because she’s on her phone constantly), and I think oh my goodness she’s got the senior sixteen and then some going on.

Stepdaughter was with me in waiting room last week for Mrs. MT surgery. We were discussing this and that and I asked how the game footage for varsity basketball went (it sucked), and she relayed the above story. She shared that A asked her if she could get a gym membership, she said yeah go ahead but we have equipment here in the house and I’m not running you to the gym ten times a week. The reason she said she needed to go to the gym is because both she and the other Italian exchange student have noticed their clothes no longer fit. My stepdaughter nicely told her that the weight is not due to lack of activity, it is what is going in the mouth.

Apparently she is eating enormous amounts of food every day. She’ll destroy a bag of potato chips or half a cake.

Evidently part of Italians’ ability to stay slim includes less access to high caloric foods at their convenience. I imagine they do a lot of same day shopping for fresh ingredients and have no snack foods around the house.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
12 December 2022 5:43 pm

I was going to comment on fives hogwash logic below that pizza is Italian, Italians are healthy, therefor pizza is healthy. Well for starters their pizza isn’t oil saturated cheese, processed meat filled garbage like american pizza and their bread isn’t cheap processed flour either. Also the rest of their diet as you pointed out above isnt access to the literal processed garbage we eat.

MT Viking
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 5:46 pm

I chuckled when my stepdaughter said she had hid a bag of chocolate covered pretzels (one of her faves) behind the flour one day. Went to open it and have a couple for a snack two days later and found the empty bag in the trash. LOL.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
12 December 2022 5:51 pm

Power feeding Italians….she needs a feed bag lol.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 5:36 pm

When he walked in to the stadium for the Jets game he was noticeable limping. His gate was all jacked up. Shocked he plays as well as he does. Tough hombre.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 8:22 pm

Shut him down and let KJ and Reagor get snaps if that’s the case. I’d rather have a healthy squad and be 3rd seed then unhealthy and 2nd seed

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 4:42 pm

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 4:48 pm

Well, damn.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
12 December 2022 4:49 pm

How’s the gal doing MT? If i missed.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 4:56 pm

Getting better day to day. We took a couple of walks out to main road today. She does a lot of laps in the shop while I sit at my workstation today. Pain is down to almost nothing.

They discontinued her hormone replacement therapy so she is having the hot flashes, which adds to her discomfort.

All in all, she is doing very well.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
12 December 2022 4:58 pm

Good to here dude.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 4:58 pm

Hear.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 5:23 pm

Don’t go all Skolly on your grammar now

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 5:27 pm

#grammer moran.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 5:23 pm

Yes I agree.

If you’re around tomorrow, remind me to tell the tale about “bitchy” nurse. We had a great nurse but her fill in while she was at break, haha.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  MT Viking
12 December 2022 11:39 pm

Glad she is doing better. I’ve been worrying about her.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 11:40 pm

Thanks for asking. I was wondering too.

NoDakRube
12 December 2022 4:03 pm

I almost fell for a scam yesterday…got an email from USPS saying they couldn’t deliver a package but they could try again if I re-verified my name and address….Oh, and then there was a $3.00 “re-delivery fee” so could I kindly input a credit card for the 3 dollar charge….It all looked very legit, maybe it was, but I didn’t do it.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 4:21 pm

I get a ton of those everything from your package cannot be delivered, receipt for your apple Account purchase, and 1000 other scams to get your personal info.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 4:24 pm

What about the African prince?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 5:45 pm

oh that I filled out, gave my SS#, checking and 401k account info. I’m waiting on my fortune to be wired any day now.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 4:46 pm

USPS says scams out there, don’t touch.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 11:43 pm

Never respond to anything like that. Legitimate companies don’t email asking for that kind of info.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 3:43 pm

Go all in and plan for Glendale in February…..

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 3:53 pm

Are you sure you are not jinxing the Vikes?? I mean we haven’t clinched the division yet and this is the Vikings…Could go 0 and 4 down the stretch and the Lions could win out…

Wouldn’t that be something….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 3:55 pm

Not making the playoffs would not 2003 level implosion

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 3:53 pm

if i were you, i would do the great wolf lodge.
maple grove is not close to the stadium. great wolf lodge is CLOSER.

but really, best idea is stay at my place and let me show you the town of stillwater, we can cut a hole in the st. croix river for the kids to swim, and everyone would be WAY safer

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 4:03 pm

you got all that wisco trash coming through every day tho

freezeyface
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 4:06 pm

not now that they closed the old bridge through stillwater.
everything is routed south of stillwater now, through oak trash park heights

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 3:56 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 4:19 pm

If you’re driving I’d just stay in the burbs and drive to water park

CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:34 pm

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 11:55 pm

My cousin always makes peanut butter fudge just like my Grandmother used to make for the family every Christmas. We all got some at the family party Saturday. Mine’s already gone, lol, sooooo good.

Big Stupid Face
12 December 2022 2:32 pm

Oops

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
12 December 2022 2:34 pm

seen it

CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:26 pm

Braves trade for Sean Murphy, wowee. Sending everyone to the A’s.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:37 pm

Braves fan, traitor.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:43 pm

Giving you grief, like 5 and Avs.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 3:14 pm

Avs are so banged up. I’ll never forget when I was at Minny and all those basketball players got dismissed on sexual assault stuff. I go to a game (they became known as the Iron 5- lmao) with my funny buddy. This dude was throwing up air balls constantly. I was laughing so hard. My buddy looks at me and goes “this kid is 0 for college”

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 3:18 pm

Sports are maddening. Maybe why i hunt/fish. Take out frustration. Yeah, ain’t watched much Mild, Avs didn’t need MacK to go down too. Be healthy at playoffs.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:38 pm

Nope. Paddy O’Furnature….

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:42 pm

Maybe “O’Murphy” beats it by a c-hair

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:47 pm

Who the Twins get?

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:48 pm

Babe Ruth.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 2:50 pm

The 60 y/o corpse of Babe would seem not seem a good idea but what do I know.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:51 pm

Wonder where Sano ends up?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 2:53 pm

On the couch stuffing his fat face with food

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:51 pm

Hearing they just signed someone named “We Tried” with and traded for “PTBNL”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:57 pm

I read they were trying to sign Dansby Swanson, all I remember of him is that he got selected first overall the year I watched the draft live for the first time.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:00 pm

Wouldn’t be a bad backup if they lose out on Correa but I’d be disappointed. I don’t think his contract year offense is projectable, and going from a slight hitter friendly park to a slight pitcher friendly park won’t help.

Right now it sounds like they are in heavy on Vazquez (C), and Correa. I think they also need to be in on Rodon to actually have an ace.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:05 pm

They need to invest in pitching, porstache guy is actually pretty good as #2, Gray is good when he isn’t hurt, which is about as often as when he is, Mahle and Paddock, lol great trades, the rest is poop sandwich.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:11 pm

Mahle sucked that he was hurt last year, but doesn’t seem like it will last. People would have hated how bad Rogers was last year anyway, though Pagan definitely sours that trade.

Should be a decent bullpen unless everyone good gets injured again. Rotation would benefit greatly from Rodon.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:20 pm

They were both damaged goods it would appear and it would seem as though that trainer guy was fired last offseason as result of them being cleared medically when they were not totally over their injuries.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:25 pm

buston hit .224 this year, MVP

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:27 pm

Maybe, although I think this FO just isn’t all that concerned with prior injuries so they kind of threw the trainer under the bus. I think Paddack’s injury was just part of the price, not sure how much value Rogers really had. They definitely overvalue Pagan as a piece of that trade, though.

I still think Mahle will be really good outside of the little league park the Reds play in. Other than shoulder issues last season, he had one hamstring injury and that’s it for his major league career.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:12 pm

I loved him in that 9 to 5 movie

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:01 pm

Last I heard Jeff Reardon was coming out of retirement

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 3:02 pm

Yeah, Phil Niekro too

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:12 pm

crafty veteran

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 3:02 pm

I’d take Morris or Blyleven

benjammin
Admin
12 December 2022 2:20 pm

I wonder if there will be any long term health issues for Brendan Fraser having gained 300 lbs to play the fat guy in the movie “The Whale”. He’s being touted as the favorite to win Best Actor Oscar for his role in the movie but man, gaining 300 lbs and then trying to lose has to be rough on the body.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:31 pm

Did he do that just to play the role? I thought he had gained a bunch (not 300 tho) and then got the role.

I’m sure it’s been horrible for his body, and losing all that weight will probably suck too. Can’t imagine Christian Bale’s body appreciated going from an emaciated 110 lbs in 2004 for The Machinist to 190 of muscle for Batman in ’05.

Mjolnir
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:34 pm

From what I read he was wearing a 300 lb prosthetic suit. He’s gained weight obviously from his Link days on Encino Man. So saying he put on 3 bills just for the role is a stretch. Others have gained a significant amount – Stallone in ‘Cop Land’ put on like 75 lbs…

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 2:39 pm

he definitely put on a lot of weight (george pic not really a good comp tho)

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Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:52 pm

looks like darth with no helmet

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:55 pm

Yeah, pretty rough but good to see him back. Hopefully losing that weight and getting back working does his body some good

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:58 pm

He’s also boycotting the golden globes because some guy who works for them groped and sexually assault him.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:00 pm

um, what does that mean?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 3:01 pm

Some dude grabbed his ass and felt around down there in 2003. Cites it as a big reason his career in Hollywood declined.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:13 pm

He took a lot of bad roles over the years though as well, which I’d think also contributed. Its weird how you can take every terrible role possible like Nick Cage but because you had one amazing performance in an Oscar winning role you easily keep getting jobs. Talking about this reminds of this skit

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:17 pm

bedazzled is epic

My GF was his co star

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 3:21 pm

LOL, she’s still a smokeshow at like 50something

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:22 pm

57 – you ain’t kidding

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:24 pm

Hugh Grant is the dumbest man in history

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:33 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:26 pm

yup, so hawt

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:21 pm

Yeah, the roles probably contributed. Who knows what he was offered, though.

Always seemed odd to me because people love Brendan Fraser. One of my favorite characters in all of Scrubs, too. You’d have to think people love him enough to give good roles simply because people will show up.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:22 pm

The Mummy was a good role, very profitable movie trilogy. Yeah he was great as Ben in Scrubs, RIP.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 3:15 pm

would have crushed that guy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 2:46 pm

I see, I had just read something that said he gained 3 bills for the role, also on the other end of the spectrum is Christian Bale who got down to something like 120 lbs for his role in The Mechanic.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:51 pm

He may very well have – but that would put his current weight well north of 400. Looked big in the recent photos but not that big. And 18 months ago I too, was well north of 400 so I’ve got an idea what it looks like. I’m a few inches taller than him. Not saying it’s impossible, just feels improbable as he has to have been 175-200 around the time of George of the Jungle.

Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:00 pm

Think I’ll have Mexico food for lunch. chipoltle

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:04 pm

Low grade dogfood

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:06 pm

girl on TV said it’s best guac you can buy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:08 pm

Guac is overrated imo

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:08 pm

Low grade dog food?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 2:12 pm

not quite that bad, but its pretty bland

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 4:28 pm

Man I love Chipotle. Almost a must stop now when we visit Billings.

benjammin
Admin
12 December 2022 1:42 pm

Hey GF, is Dickinson HS still the midgets or they cancel that mascot/nickname?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:53 pm

I hope so.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:51 pm

I am always surprised when I hear about “midget” hockey

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:57 pm

goalkeeping would be hard

MT Viking
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 4:29 pm

“Peewee”

NoDakRube
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:49 pm

Hard to believe it but yes they still are the Midgets..

The Devlis Lake Satans had to change their name a few years back…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 1:53 pm

Good for them. I wrestled a few guys from Dickinson in high school. They weren’t particularly impressive but the kids from the Demon mascot school in Bismarck were no joke.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:02 pm

Yeah they and Dickson came to the Belle Fourche Invitational every year, I’d usually end up wrestling someone from one or the other school

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:05 pm

I can imagine

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FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:05 pm

You wrestled midgets?

Fivefingers
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
12 December 2022 2:07 pm

that’s BSF doing squats of 200

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:55 pm

Mclaughlin, SD were the Midgets up until a few years ago. I always wondered what that school board meeting was like to decide on that. Like how did that name even make sense for a team?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:50 pm

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Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:52 pm

If you kick a midget in the balls he turns into 8 squirrels and runs away

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:53 pm

If you lose a fight to a midget you become a midget. In the beginning there was only one midget and he was a bad motherfucker

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:54 pm

If you hit a midget on the head with a hammer he’ll turn into 40 gold coins.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:55 pm

What happens if you bang a midget?

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:56 pm

Great question. Where’s Kodiak?

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:57 pm

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:55 pm

Fun fact: midgets don’t count in the census.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:55 pm

Unless there’s two of them stacked on top of each other

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:59 pm

I feel bad for midgets. They go their whole lives never knowing what’s on top of the refrigerator.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 2:00 pm

I actually dated a midget in high school, stopped short of marriage though.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 2:05 pm

I dated a girl who got picked up so many times in high scholl she started to gorew handles

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:06 pm

gorew huh? That bad?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 2:07 pm

grow

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 1:54 pm

Never tried, now I’m tempted to

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
12 December 2022 2:00 pm

worst part of being a midget is if you go missing they put your picture on a carton of half and half

Mjolnir
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:01 pm

Boom!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  JRo_42
12 December 2022 2:51 pm

awesome

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 3:30 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
12 December 2022 3:55 pm

Of course you would post this….you are “heightist”

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 4:43 pm

Nah, I married a short girl.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 4:29 pm

Yes, they played DCHS a couple of weeks ago and are the Midgets.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 1:37 pm

I couldn’t believe he came back into that game. They took him to the hospital afterward

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:38 pm

Surprised he didn’t immediately evacuate his bowels based on the force of that hit.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:48 pm

Yeah, I just about did that myself watching the highlights of that game yesterday.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 1:33 pm

Kirk was on another level

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 2:09 pm

Kirk dropped some absolute dimes yesterday, TD to Osborne, sideline throw to Hock for a big gain were both perfect throws.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:10 pm

He did, deserves more cred.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:14 pm

He Sucks.
Cut him

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
12 December 2022 2:21 pm

This is correct answer.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:14 pm

the one Hock dropped, too

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:17 pm

Also sucks.
Also should be cut.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:19 pm

Concentrated on getting his feet down and lost sight of ball.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:21 pm

Yeah that too.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 1:31 pm

Vikes -4 favs over ponnies

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 1:33 pm

Didn’t know they were playing Stillwater HS.

They’ll probably still pass for 400 on this defense, but maybe Dalvin can actually run against a bunch of high schoolers.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 1:33 pm

2.5 points for homefield. We are a whopping 1.5 points better than the Colts according to the bookies.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 1:39 pm

J. Taylor runs for his most yards per game this season. Book it.

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
12 December 2022 2:46 pm

matt ryan gonna look all pro with the time he will have to throw.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 2:47 pm

375+.

Lifer
Admin
12 December 2022 1:31 pm

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CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 1:33 pm

lol nice profile pic

norseman1
norseman1
12 December 2022 1:28 pm

Hate to be a negative Nelly skolholes but we ain’t going anywhere with this “D”.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:30 pm

Yes we are….

Our players will all be going home after round 1 of the playoffs…
O.K. we might win round 1 even with this shitty defense., but we won’t be winning round 2.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:30 pm

we ain’t going anywhere with this “D”

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:30 pm

If they can get to middle of pack or in the low 20s over these next 4 weeks we may be fine

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:44 pm

Hey GF, the email I sent you isn’t showing up in my sent folder…but it looked like it went…can you check and see if you received it?

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:51 pm

i will retry from a different email

freezeyface
12 December 2022 1:24 pm

so guys, what should we do about or defense?!?!

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 1:25 pm

heard you said you called the fake punt from home?

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:26 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 1:27 pm

hmm
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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:30 pm

LOL, nice setup

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:49 pm

gracias

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:00 pm

bucketboy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 2:03 pm

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freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:23 pm

best gif is best

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:40 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 1:31 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 1:26 pm

What defense?

freezeyface
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:26 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 1:30 pm

Fire Dumbatell, stick with 3-4, play Hunter at end with his hand in the ground where he belongs, move Z Smith around to blitz from different spots and stop dropping him into coverage, play Assmoar. Mix up coverage, don’t just play a shell zone every. single. play. Use Smith all over the field like Zim did, blitzing, dropping back in zone, playing in the box, etc.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:00 pm

how often do we blitz? i feel like we NEVER blitz.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 2:02 pm

@what’s a blitz?@

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 2:03 pm

Why blitz when your dime package can’t stop the pass?

freezeyface
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:05 pm

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Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
12 December 2022 2:20 pm

This game we blitzed 9 out of the 39 dropbacks.
2 of the 9 got pressure.
So even when we blitzed we still sucked.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
12 December 2022 2:21 pm

Dumbotell can shove this 34 up hi ass, all i know.

benjammin
Admin
12 December 2022 1:16 pm

Summary:

Vikings defense is bad, Mick joins the club of people who don’t know what to do about it, along with the entire Vikings coaching staff

Discussion about how the defense sucks

KOC sucked yesterday discussion

Surly likes getting dutch ovens, no kink shame

More discussion about the defense and HC sucking yesterday

Detroit just scored again

COHF5years says DVOA will improve the Vikings ranking for losing yesterday

MT is molting

GF says when its 6-8″ thick it doesn’t take as long to drill the hole

Weather discussion

Manly Purple never had a doubt the Vikings would lose

Detroit just scored again

Dumbatell sucks discussion

COHF5years is sleeping like a lazy millennial, wake him when pissy Ben is gone

GF wants to hire Brian Baldinger as Vikings DC

Fire Dumbatell discussion

NoDak had a tom and jerry and two shitty IPAs for his birthday

Knives discussion

According COHF5years a knife review on amazon showed that the handles of Fiestaware brand knives can be snapped off quickly by powerful farts

Bradbury sucks less than Schlottman

Five lectures the secretary for bringing the wrong lunch

BSF turns $100 of crack into $4k

Florida Skol is a lucky little shit

Freezey knocks over auto parts and just leaves them for co-workers to clean up

Bowbunch poured out a couple hundred gallons of Sunny D in college, guess he’s not a fan

COHF5years screwed up the point of view for his Johnson controls and had to clean his bunny suit at work

Skolifer missed out on skittles and handjobs

Detroit just scored again

GF wants to talk about the defense again

Benjammin hasn’t been this cranky since Trump U was accused of fraud, Chef is worried he’s coming after all of you in the summary

Jonathon Vilma sucks, skolly thinks he should be fired

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:20 pm

close enough

COHF5years screwed up the point of view for his Johnson controls and had to clean his bunny suit at work

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:22 pm

Well done, LOL!

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:26 pm

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:31 pm

LOL

Detroit just scored again

Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:12 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:13 pm

Cheesy.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:27 pm

Nice slice of heart disease and cancer.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 1:30 pm

Gee, Italians must all be ded

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:34 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:38 pm

Five might be on to something…the life expectancy of an Italian is currently 5 years longer than an American.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 1:43 pm

Yeah, that’s because they are not nearly as fat as americans.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:27 pm

Thats because the Italians eat more Pizza.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 1:43 pm

ding ding and Sardinia is the place where people live the longest

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:47 pm

They walk everywhere, great work-life balance, clean mediterranean diet. Polar opposite of US.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:51 pm

In Sardinia part of it is the cheese they eat and the wine.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:56 pm

Terence Newman always said red wine was the secret to him playing CB until he was 40

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:12 pm

love that video

mom either never went to college or is acting like she didn’t

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:17 pm

me too, epic

Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:00 pm

My boy such a handsome lad

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Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:02 pm

I didn’t miss once yesterday. New Berette o/u is awesome. walked 7 miles

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:04 pm

What they charge for birds again?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:04 pm

5 birds for $150, extra for more

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:05 pm

New ones are so light. Just have the old .870 Remington. Heavy but can’t justify a new one.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:10 pm

This 20 is light, think like 6lbs

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:07 pm

*Beretta

Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:00 pm

Shot this yesterday, should have mounted it. Half melanistic, rare to see.

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:02 pm

Cool color, yeah, been a nice mount.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:04 pm

yup. Just wasn’t wanting to deal with it. Have so many animals coming. Need a house to put up my 3 Cape Buff mounts and many other things. Got a shoulder mount on a Yellow Baboon with teeth showing. Full size chobe bushbuck.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:10 pm

As Ace would say, “a lovely room of death”. Tell Kym she needs to duck when walking thru house.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:28 pm

Yeah rare…probably endangered. Good thing you killed it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
12 December 2022 1:31 pm

You have to undestand lifer, when the last little bit of life leaves their eyes, I get a hard on.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:32 pm

TMI

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:33 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:36 pm

Death Boner

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:47 pm

I have been asked what I feel when I shoot something. My answer is pretty simple…
Recoil

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
12 December 2022 1:49 pm

So kinda the opposite of what Five feels?

recoil

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:55 pm

Best people i know enjoy hunting/fishing. Not like the basic scum walking our streets these days.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:58 pm

100%, best treatment of the soul there is.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:31 pm

Nope….Golfing > Hunting….

Actually anything that gets you out enjoying nature is a good thing.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 2:56 pm

false but agree on being outside

Mjolnir
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:48 pm

Murder Boner!!!! I’m dying laughing….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 3:51 pm

That like captive penis?

VikingPhilip
12 December 2022 12:58 pm

Also to our defense:

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VikingPhilip
12 December 2022 12:56 pm

Another message to our defense:

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norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  VikingPhilip
12 December 2022 12:58 pm

32nd in the world, good, ain’t it?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 12:59 pm

32th

Fivefingers
12 December 2022 12:52 pm

Firsting occurs!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 12:53 pm

Fivefingers
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
12 December 2022 1:01 pm

when he signs the Anthem at the rodeo is so damn funny

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 12:58 pm

Do what Surly says, they have outlet stores and the prices are way better. Like a minor paint defect. They last literally forever. Likely some sales now too. The other brand like them is Staub, same type but have dimples on lid so they self baste.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:32 pm

last forever, buy once, cry once. Should be able to get a good size one from outlet for $200

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 12:58 pm

check your email too

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 1:48 pm

We have a porcelain one for the house I’m not allowed to touch and a cast iron one for camping. Campfire peach cobbler is awesome.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  bowbunch
12 December 2022 1:52 pm

Made some damn good meals in the Boy Scouts with a cast iron dutch oven over the campfire. Can even do donuts in one of those.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:02 pm

Been a couple stinky mornings the last couple days for me

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
12 December 2022 1:52 pm

Lifer

Reply to 
Fivefingers
 12 December 2022 1:27 pm
Nice slice of heart disease and cancer.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 12:54 pm

BTW, I drank a lot of Jai Alai IPA during the game, yesterday. It did not help, but, it tasted very good.

Fivefingers
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
12 December 2022 12:58 pm

Love it. So tasty. It’s on draft 70 yards from my office. Later this week I shall get some

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:19 pm

Nice. Last time I was in CO I stopped by the Oskar Blues in Lyons to get some Jai Alai off the tap. Somehow even better than in cans, great beer.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:24 pm

Oskar Blues makes Jai Alai? Weird.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:32 pm

they bought Cigar City

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:35 pm

duh, get up to speed ben

old news

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:37 pm

I don’t pay attention to who owns whom, just which beers are good. Last beer I remember hearing about getting bought was ballast point, which reminds me, I haven’t had one of those in a while.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:41 pm

Well you got me back, I didn’t know about that. Sold for 1 billion in 2015, they also do Cutwater which is very hit-or-miss imo, then sold again in 2019 to some Chicago place.

I haven’t had it in a few years now, hopefully they didn’t fuck up the Sculpin.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:48 pm

I haven’t had one in a few years, used to have it all the time at that Mexican place in lowertown STP, I think called Barrio, they always had the regular IPA on tap and rotated the different flavored ones, my fave is the habenero IPA

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:54 pm

I’m not much for pepper spice in beers, Grapefruit Sculpin is my favorite of those.
Victory at Sea is another good one I used to get in winter.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:59 pm

When I lived in Greeley there was a brewery that had a really good chili wheat, it mixed nicely with a seasonal apricot beer they made.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:56 pm

think Modelo bought them

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 1:41 pm

sculpin is still good, the new owners left them alone

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:45 pm

good

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:11 pm

I wonder if distribution has changed along with ownership though, I feel like I don’t see it as much

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
12 December 2022 2:18 pm

not sure

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:32 pm

That’s what’s 70 yards, lol. The Oscar Blues downtown.

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:35 pm

I didn’t know they had one downtown Denver, has that been there forever? Been to the OG in Lyons a few times

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:40 pm

No, they have 3 and the DT one was the last one opened. Maybe 5-6 years now

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:45 pm

I was last in/around Denver in 2017 so that would be pretty close to when it opened then. Spent most of my brewery time in Denver at Dry Dock, buddy’s cousin worked there. Good beers.
Hit up Epic, Great Divide, 10 barrel and Black something or other before heading out to Avery.

Just a crazy lineup of breweries in CO.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 1:56 pm

Yup. Maybe Black Shirt, make lots of red beers. Get a Yeti Nitro on draft at GD?

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:02 pm

Yeah, must have been Black Shirt. Was a very dark taproom as I remember, but decent beers.

Had to go Yeti at GD, not sure if they had it nitro but I definitely would have if it were an option.
Think I left with 3 bombers of Yeti variants too.

Fivefingers
Reply to  CCHOF5yearstoolate
12 December 2022 2:08 pm

I love it on draft. Gonna go this week, 2 blocks from my office

CCHOF5yearstoolate
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 2:14 pm

not too shabby!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:09 pm

should see it now, all new on every block. Place hops while DT is ded

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
12 December 2022 2:58 pm

west coast chaos

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:42 pm

Getting back to my Birthday drinks, which after all is the most important topic…
Why in the hell does every shit hole dive bar serve Deschutes Fresh Squeezed IPA?

I suspect because its cheap and then they can say they have an IPA on tap…but it is pure crap.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 1:44 pm

Happy post BD NoDak. Live long and prosper.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
12 December 2022 1:45 pm

Thanks man.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
12 December 2022 1:55 pm

Likely distribution power, maybe InBev distributes them. I don’t mind FS. I still like their Mirror Pond Pale Ale.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Fivefingers
12 December 2022 1:00 pm

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Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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