Minnesota Vikings Discussion-Back Page-The Deuce: 27 Dec 2022

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Thread was full. Merry Christmas!

Most of you didn’t work, and therefore, didn’t tune in yesterday, so we can briefly revisit the game one more time. I’ll just re-post what I said yesterday, since my opinion hasn’t changed since then.

Another great win on Saturday brought the Vikings to 12-3 on this 2022-23 NFL season, and they’re sitting firmly as the #2 seed in the NFC playoff race, a game ahead of the 49ers with two games remaining. We expected a close game, and the Vikings didn’t disappoint. The Vikings kept it close, had a chance to put it away late, and allowed the Giants to tie it just before the clock ran out. However, they left too much time on the clock for Kirk Cousins, and he led the Vikings down the field into range for a LONG Greg Joseph field goal attempt. As we all expected, Joseph nailed the 61-yarder to win the game. Wow, what a finish, and what a great early Christmas present for Vikings fans.

The Vikings will travel to Green Bay on Sunday where they will try to knock the Packers out of the playoff hunt (please do this so that the talking heads have to shut up about the Packers being in it), then they finish the season in Chicago when they take on the Bears to end the regular season.

Minnesota Vikings News:

Skoldiers posted the Week 16 Vikings vs. Giants Report Card.

From FoxSports, news that will surprise nobody who has watched a snap of Broncos football this year, Denver Broncos HC Nathanial Hackett has been fired. The Broncos have a stout defense, but the offense, which was supposed to be a strength this year with the additions of Hackett as HC and Russel Wilson at QB, has been abysmal. The Broncos felt they needed to go in a different direction.

We brought you the Vikings-Giants post-game wrap-up.

At Vikings.com, see Coach O’Connell address the media yesterday, see all the highlights from Saturday’s win, and there’s a ton more to sift through in the media vault.

See the score, wrap-up, and highlights from last night’s Colts-Chargers game, and catch all the NFL week 16 scores and highlights, courtesy of ESPN.

Video of the Day:

Here’s some classic Metallica. Enjoy!

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Kodiak
27 December 2022 7:05 pm

81 degrees today. Sweatin like a whore in church.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Kodiak
27 December 2022 7:14 pm

Ben goes to church?

Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 6:28 pm

This guy cracks me up

KFEY93
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 8:53 pm

So everyone in that house is mentally challenged?

HUNViking
Reply to  KFEY93
28 December 2022 1:06 am

Looks like that

norseman1
norseman1
27 December 2022 5:33 pm

Any word from Greta this winter?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 5:39 pm

Yes…had a conference call with her last week. She says the climate extremes are exactly as predicted as weather events of all types will increase with intensity, which by the way for the millionth time is the definition-effects of global warming and climate change.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:47 pm

Guess she wrote a book, must read, i’m guessing.

HUNViking
Reply to  Lifer
28 December 2022 1:07 am

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:24 pm

Might not be a bad thing letting GB into playoffs. We wouldn’t see them and they probably have the best shot at knocking off teams like niners and eagles.

round 1: Vikes vs giants / puke at niners
round 2. Vikes vs Cowpies or bucs / puke at eagles.

zero chance puke beat both niners and eagles but if they did and we won we’d host GB for NFCCG.

Not the end of the world if we lose Sunday. Zero chance Washington or seattle are beating niners if they get the 7th seed

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:27 pm

We want gnats? Dumbotel did well on their blitz package. Kirk was almost killed.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 5:31 pm

OC, i mean, who is he again?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 5:37 pm

We likely play gnats if we lose a game. Giants win one more they clinch 6th seed. 3 plays 6

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:36 pm

The packers have the best shot at knocking out the Niners or Eagles??? Are you Tuesday drinking skolly??? They’re by far the worst team of any of the contenders to do jack shit in the post season and are a layup for any of the teams we fear. Give me the Commanders or Bucs or even the Giants or Seattle. You’ll see when we trounce their ass Sunday. They’ll have a little fight but will make to many mistakes like they have all year and we’ll put the final nail in their pine box after we sweep them.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:38 pm

i wouldn’t mind seattle. Pass on commies and there’s no situation we play bucs. They’ll play cowpies round 1 and lose. If they win then they’ll play eagles.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:42 pm

I’d bet $50 on us being the 3 seed.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 6:14 pm

Same. Then we get a rematch with gnats

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:39 pm

I think puke Lightyears better shot at beating niners than either seattle or commies lol. I don’t think puke would win regardless but better chance than the awful seagulls and a QB broken skins team

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:41 pm

nah…Dline with the commanders can cause all sorts of issues and did for San Fran till the second half.

Seattle are gamers but end of the day only we can beat those two NFC top teams. We’ll get our shot and see what we can do.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:42 pm

I hope we beat them just so we don’t have to listen to their shit.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 5:43 pm

we’ll beat’em….it’s our year and the guys know it now. Packers don’t have a tenth of the grit our guys got.

norseman1
norseman1
27 December 2022 4:44 pm

I want Chandler activated tomorrow, have said that, they will leave him on IR rest of the season. He’s shifty, can catch and 4.38 speed.

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:45 pm

#FreeChandler

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 8:19 pm

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NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 4:44 pm

Trump doesn’t drink alcohol, so clearly not him.
How can someone be such a constant jack ass without drinking alcohol?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 4:59 pm

Toxic fake masculinity

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:04 pm

Possibly….too bad such a great President had to be a world class jack ass.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 7:36 pm

Stupid lib

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 7:37 pm

Stupid lib

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 5:15 pm

truth, GOAT

norseman1
norseman1
27 December 2022 4:17 pm

Ouch. $156 at the grocery store and i’m single.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:18 pm

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 4:22 pm

Kids are grown, thank God. Family of 5 like a fucking house payment.

Kodiak
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 6:32 pm

I eat like a bird these days. $100 month would be a fortune.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 11:06 pm

My poor daughter has to feed a family of four. We’ve all cut back on the quality of food we eat.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 5:16 pm

fkn POS

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 5:23 pm

.

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NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:29 pm

I try not to let my wife go to the grocery store because she gets way too angry…
Thank you Joe Biden.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 4:33 pm

You buy things you need first, then what you want. So many items are $10+. Thanks Joe.

MT Viking
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:36 pm

Well a dozen New York strips ain’t cheap, chief! We subsist on gristle, dog food and bacon grease.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 4:40 pm

Dozen. LOL

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 4:41 pm

And road apples

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 11:04 pm

This inflation is outrageous.

norseman1
norseman1
27 December 2022 4:09 pm

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:34 pm

Hi chief

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 4:36 pm

Skolly! Get your ass to work tomorrow, slacker!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 4:10 pm

JJ only has 26, therefore KJ is as good as JJ so might as well just let JJ walk and sign KJ for a lot cheaper.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 4:11 pm

Actually this is just complete fabrication and more than just a stupid take. KJ has 11

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 4:32 pm

I believed it had no reason to think it was wrong. Seemed high but not sure why this douche would make it up.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 6:57 pm

Well his profile picture is Blair Walsh so that maybe gives a hint lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 4:14 pm

Everything about this tweet is bullshit

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 4:15 pm

yes

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:16 pm

Except the number of Watson TDs

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 4:20 pm

Yes. 17 is getting more engaged, Hock, Thielen but not enough. Anything to get those fuckers off JJ and the cheap shots.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 4:30 pm

Kirk is spreading it around as well as any QB in the league. JJ then Thielen then KJ then Hock then Dalvin. KOC and Kirk are peaking at the right time in the offense.

I’d bet the Vikings hard this weekend. I think we win going away.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 4:33 pm

I am betting hard on the Vikings this weekend. SKOL!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 4:35 pm

Like to bet Purple but man, this D is wearing me out.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 5:01 pm

Packer offense is straight garbage. Bacteria is out….Rodgers looks like a reheated turd, their RB’s are slow and their WR’s drop more balls than Stormy Daniels.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:05 pm

Stormy Daniels…Thats funny!

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:06 pm

Hope you’re right, tired of D giving up 400+ to anyone.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 6:59 pm

Absolute bullshit, stormy rarely drops a ball, she doesn’t have Jenna Jameson ball skills but she ain’t no slouch

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 5:18 pm

like Lifer’s party

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
27 December 2022 5:18 pm

fake news commie

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 3:08 pm

I believe its January…but don’t hold me to that.

Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:03 pm

If a player redoes their deal can all the ded money go away? I can’t recall. Think bonus relatd

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:04 pm

The dead money is what they have already been paid in bonus so the only way to not have dead money is to let them play out the whole contract. If they aren’t cut or traded there is no dead money.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:07 pm

Ok, thx. Soi thelen has 13.5M ded next season and a 20M cap hit. They are on the hook for that even if he restructures?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:11 pm

They could restructure and lengthen the contract, but signing bonuses have been paid so eventually you have to take the cap hit. To explain simply a 5 year contract with a 10 million dollar signing bonus would have 2 mill per year count towards the cap (not counting the rest of the salary). If you cut the player after a year, all remaining signing bonus will count against the cap (so 8 mill after 1 year, 6 after 2). There are things they can do to move that around a little like post June 1 cuts and such but the cap hit has to be taken at some point. The 20 mill cap hit is likely unguaranteed money in the form of a roster bonus or something so that could be avoided with a restructure.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:13 pm

But you can take that dead in that scenario at 2M for each year of the contract term, right? So on thelen they are eating significant ded.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:17 pm

As long as you don’t cut the player. That terminates the contract and all paid money needs to count against the cap. That’s why Mahomes’ contract is team friendly. They structured very little signing bonus into the original. Most of the contract is roster bonuses that get counted the year they are achieved. That gives them the ability to restructure his contract every year and just move some roster bonus to signing bonus when they want to sign a deal with somebody else. That becomes prorated over the remaining term of the contract, but as long as they don’t cut him prior to the end of the contract, the overall paid will end up the same. Restructuring to signing bonus is the “kicking the can”.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:20 pm

Players are happy to get signing bonus because they get the check when they sign the contract. Teams like it because it gives them immediate cap space. The problem is you have to have the cash. The Raiders have historically struggled with that aspect. The remainder of the contract has to be placed into an escrow so that a couple of years into a contract a team can’t be unable to pay a player. That’s why they have struggled to sign big name players in the past. They couldn’t afford it. They had the cap space but not the cash.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:20 pm

Wait, so in that scenario if you cut the player year 1 of a 5 year deal all 8M go ded that year?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:22 pm

Correct. The new trick is to add “void years” ie Brady to stretch the hit out. They basically write a 3 year deal but add 2 void years so the prorated signing bonus is a smaller hit each year, until the player is gone anyway and then it is time to pay the piper.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:30 pm

You can also add guaranteed base salary to have a certain amount hit when you want it to (of which the guarantee can be activated when you want/agree to). So Mahomes for example has a guaranteed salary that increases over the life of the contract which they do assuming the salary cap will increase. His roster bonus each year is like 20 mil to 40 mil so they have a ton of cap space with the stroke of a pen if they want it. Just take 40 mil of roster bonus, make it signing bonus over 5 years and you just created over 30 mil in cap space. You are reducing your cap space in subsequent years and increases the potential dead hit, but dead hit only matters if you get rid of a player.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 2:53 pm

failed physical I think

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 2:53 pm

There is some sort of injury concern that has been making teams pause on signing him, allegedly something with his back.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:55 pm

Ankle?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:57 pm

Maybe, IDK, that stupid lib nerd from twins daily or whatever that is always on 9-noon w/ PA said he heard rumor it was a back issue

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 3:04 pm

Twins and asked if they still were interested in the 28-year-old. Nonetheless, the super-agent let the organization know they would need to increase their original bid of 10 years and $285 million.

But Minnesota wouldn’t up their bid or continue further discussions until they better understood Correa’s medical status, Hayes reported, citing team sources.

Before they knew it, though, Correa was in New York Wednesday morning and reportedly agreed to a 12-year, $315 million deal with the Mets.

However, like the Giants, the Mets “have raised concerns about Carlos Correa’s surgically repaired lower right leg, potentially jeopardizing their 12-year, $315 million agreement,” Hayes and The Athletic’s Ken Rosenthal reported Saturday.

nobody wants to give him 10 years. He isn’t hurt but an issue thst could come up over 10 years.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 3:23 pm

Yeah, I’d tell Boras to go get butt fucked by a tranny, I ain’t doing anything higher than what I’ve offered.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 4:37 pm

It’s his repaired leg. He’s got metal in there and he’s probably good short term but not long term. That’s why teams are shortening the contrsct for him

He sucks anyways

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 7:01 pm

yeah, I have titanium in my ankle and there are days I wake up and it just doesn’t feel right so I would be hesitant

lol, what a dumb take though, .285 and 25 HRs as a gold glove at the most demanding position in baseball sucks, gtfo with such dumdum takes.

stuman55
27 December 2022 2:47 pm

Gods make it stop

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:47 pm

Just hit the little “x” in the top right corner of your browser.

stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:49 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:50 pm

Whatever happened to breakfast sammy/burrito reviews?

stuman55
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 2:53 pm

it’s definitely just from not refreshing, I was talking about it last week how that’s when the thread is confirmed good lol. So I’m just fkn around now.

MT Viking
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:54 pm

Stu’s on a tear.

stuman55
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 2:53 pm

definitely not a complaint, I know the fix.

MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:42 pm

Five, do you like spicy beers?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:46 pm

Only if session or 3.2

stuman55
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:46 pm

not my favorite thanks for askin tho

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:46 pm

no, nobody does

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:52 pm

oh man Cross Country has a “Chill Bill”, jalapeno infused, my fave at that spot.

Real men drink spicy beer.

You hear of this American Prairie org, trying to create a buffalo range in central MT?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:54 pm

I too like spicy beer, glad to hear you’re not a big pussy like 5.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:55 pm

I first had one at Butte Brewing Company, was a hot little beer served by a hot little number. I didn’t put that latter bit in my Montana Brewery Passport review.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:58 pm

My wife and I used to do the brewery passports back in our days before kids, once in while I miss those days.

MT Viking
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 3:03 pm

I’m excited as I am going to finally be able to put Beaver Creek (Wibaux) on my passport this Friday. Although Wibaux is only 20 miles away the last couple of times we visited I had misplaced my passport. I only have like 30 to go @can probably do it in a day@

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:05 pm

try some Colorado beer if you like good beer

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:06 pm

Colorado’s a distant second to Montana.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:16 pm

LOL, yeah we usually scrambled toward the end of the year to get ours full

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:58 pm

maybe have 1 between the bud lts? lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:57 pm

on what land?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:59 pm

They have acquired a bunch of ranches in north central MT and some BLM grazing leases.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:00 pm

You can apply for a Bison “harvest”. If you are successful it’s only like 200 bucks. You have to shoot a yearling though and you have to use a rifle with lead free bullets.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:00 pm

lol, I use copper so…Barnes are best

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:02 pm

You reload?

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:04 pm

no, but I have the stuff

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:03 pm

At least in my main rifle I have been using Nosler Accubonds. I haven’t been able to find any since the Drooler in Chief took over though.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:04 pm

Barnes in .300WSM has been gone for 2 years. Lots are making a ton of AR cartridges for the civil war coming up

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:06 pm

I haven’t seen primers or decent powder either. Luckily I had enough for my use saved up. I’ve had to use factory rounds for my wife though.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 3:08 pm

people buying a ton

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:07 pm

Then they drop an 81 mm mortar on ya – boop and done.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:08 pm

who? The poor 19 year old from Bama? Let’s see that. NOPE

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:15 pm

@They would never trump up charges of insurrection@

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:17 pm

freedom isn’t free.

wolverines!

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:18 pm

Remember we have North Dakota on our east flank and BCAltaSask at our back.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:22 pm

Trudy would join with the Globalists like he has already

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:25 pm

comment image

NoDakRube
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 3:23 pm

I would worry about your back…Do they let those goofy horse rider police dudes carry guns?

MT Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 3:27 pm

comment image

stuman55
27 December 2022 2:34 pm

Lol always good when I don’t close out the browser for awhile

I blame BSF

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:41 pm

LOL

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:43 pm

You made Twitter!

stuman55
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:45 pm

Lol OK very good

VikingPhilip
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 3:13 pm

Just wait until you hit a mick or skolly vs 5 section. 1 letter at a time.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 4:39 pm

Hahahhahah. Have to own 5 each day. Keep him in check

benjammin
Admin
27 December 2022 2:09 pm

stuman55
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:10 pm

LOLOLOL

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:13 pm

there’s no tags or season on bigfoots, already checked

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:17 pm

They are on the endangered species list though.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:18 pm

spotted owl- it’s what for dinner

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:18 pm

love it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:20 pm

Tastes like Bald Eagle.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:23 pm

saw 1 yesterday bird hunting

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:25 pm

I prefer spotted cow

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:33 pm

I think that’s crap.

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:35 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:17 pm

Serious question. If you did happen across a bigfoot in the forest, would you shoot it??

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:20 pm

would make a nice mount

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:26 pm

Nope. I’d just think it was a dude in a costume.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:34 pm

That would be my initial assumption.

stuman55
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:35 pm

I wouldn’t shoot it but I’d probably shit myself a little bit.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 3:14 pm

Offer it some jerky?

Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:53 pm

63 in denver, gonna lay out

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:56 pm

another lazy millennial

freezeyface
27 December 2022 1:46 pm

to all you annoying guys who golf all the time during the summer, have you ever tried the virtual golf places?
looking for something fun to do this winter, seems fun.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 1:47 pm

I can’t stand virtual golf. Not the same. Says I shank it all the time, but when I’m on the course I’m lights out 90% of the time.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:47 pm

I don’t like Top Golf to much either but recommend that over a virtual place

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:49 pm

they hate me, all my drives go over their fence

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:54 pm

Live look at 5

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:48 pm

Yeah you’re lights out alright, drink 2 seltzers and pass out on hole 3 lol

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:49 pm

Getting to that 3rd hole is impressive though….wait, what are we talking about?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 1:55 pm

Sounds like a fun game, take 2 roofies and see if you can get through 3 holes before passing out

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:55 pm

12 beers and I can still golf +17.7 handicap

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:03 pm

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:13 pm

I actually play a bit better with a few down. I ease up

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 4:33 pm

Lol

freezeyface
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:51 pm

90% of the time you are lights out 10% of the time

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 1:47 pm

Haven’t tried it.
Hope this helps!

freezeyface
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 1:50 pm

really appreciate the feedback, THANK YOU

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 1:49 pm

I’ve been to golf x in woodbury, wasn’t bad and I find I can drink beer indoors and golf as well as I can outdoors

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 1:49 pm

I like taking my wife. She’s not a big golfer so the simulator is a lot easier. It depends on the system they have as far as accuracy of them. The ones here are pretty good and the additional benefits include less walking, food on demand, no dealing with the weather, beer on demand, getting out of the house and doing something.

DE Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 1:52 pm

Not a fan of virtual golf.
I’ve done Top Golf as well. It’s okay for half an hour. After that, it sucks.

If you don’t golf, you might like all that virtual stuff.
I think for diehard golfers, the virtual stuff is unsatisfying.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 1:55 pm

I can’t hit off stupid mats for some reason. That’s part of the problem

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:56 pm

maybe having 4 thumbs is the issue?

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:03 pm

you have 4 thumbs, skoldiers?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 2:14 pm

Last I checked I had 5 fingers on one hand

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:23 pm

That’s interesting, so you only have fingers on one hand and no thumb, so your other hand has four thumbs and one finger, helluva birth defect.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 4:39 pm

Lol

MT Viking
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:40 pm

5 digits…I always say there is a fracture of the ______ of the _________ phalanx of the fourth digit/ring finger.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 2:06 pm

Give this a try
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stuman55
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:09 pm

I’d let her

MT Viking
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 2:41 pm

Nordic skiing?

bowbunch
bowbunch
27 December 2022 1:44 pm
NoDakRube
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:12 pm

Thats a smart man right there. O.K. #5 might be a little high.

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:14 pm

not my deal, only booze

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:16 pm

Another smart man….lay of the weed boys and girls go straight for the alcoholic high.

HUNViking
27 December 2022 1:42 pm

FTP!

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:40 pm

Wear a non-Vikings jersey would be a start.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:40 pm

kick it through the uprights on all kickoffs

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:35 pm

assume D- like Mick’s grades in school

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:40 pm

Lol

stuman55
27 December 2022 1:31 pm

Ben did you like the Leroy Jenkin video? I found it hilarious when I first saw it and listened to those dorks just flabbergasted that someone would go against the well thought out game plan

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 1:42 pm

I did, I watched it several times and am gonna go watch it again right now

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:43 pm

You know it was staged, right?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 1:45 pm

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:50 pm

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 1:58 pm

But yes chunk already said in the earlier thread that it was staged, IDC though I still found it funny.

stuman55
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 1:58 pm

I don’t give a shit it was funny when I first saw it and that didn’t out for quite awhile after.

Take your big stupid face somewhere else if all you wanna do is rain shit on people’s parade for no reason.

“you know it was staged, right?” Cool man thanks for chiming in.

foh

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:01 pm

Wow. When did you become such a salty little bitch?

stuman55
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:08 pm

I’ve always been a salty little bitch, surprised you didn’t know that by now, not very attentive I see.

But for real, you’ve been lucky enough to not get on my bad side I guess. You came out wanting to act like a smart guy.

like the dude who’s sitting at a table and some other guy says “man wrestlemania was pretty awesome this year…” and proceeds to tell you something with excitement for you to chime in and be like “you do know wrestling is fake right”

Who gives a flying shit the guy likes it.

That’s what I liken you comment to. If I misread then I apologize but also I don’t really care.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:17 pm

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:24 pm

Soooooo I was just fucking with Ben.
I’ll let you in on a little secret: I had read the other thread.
But I do enjoy this little outburst. Way more than I should.

stuman55
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:26 pm

good!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:29 pm

Also, you can’t refer to yourself as big Stu.
That’s me.

stuman55
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:32 pm

I’ve been Big Stu long before your stupid face came along.

I’m heading to the internet to trademark it that will teach you!

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:33 pm

we all know who the OG Big was

stuman55
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:36 pm

JKitty?

Fivefingers
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:37 pm

lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 2:58 pm

lol, I actually agree with Mick/Jkitty (same person) on a lot of his football takes

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:05 pm

🤣 😂 🤣

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:32 pm

Lol

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:01 pm

Stu coming out aggressive, I like it

NoDakRube
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 2:14 pm

I had to watch the video, hadn’t seen it before.
I didn’t find it that funny, but I am an old dude…
My idea of gaming was playing asteroids.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:19 pm

Mine too !
I set all kinds of records in the arcade.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 2:23 pm

I miss that game….

stuman55
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:22 pm

That’s OK that makes you the cool one cuz it was staged

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 2:38 pm

My favorite part once was “At least I have chicken”

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 3:55 pm

I liked the “I’m trying, it’s not my fault”

benjammin
Admin
27 December 2022 1:01 pm

Summary:

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Five thinks Skoldiers is Einstein

Five is looking forward to a stinky burrito poop top

Surly has a Kirk Cousins candle he’ll never get to light

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Unlimited storage space bothers MT’s wife, he feeds her gristle and road apples on christmas eve

NoDakRube breaks stone with griddle, seeks advice from anyone BUT FreezeyFace

LEEEEEEEEERRROOOYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEENKKKINSSS

Electricity discussion

Cane isn’t aware you can buy a simple electrical tester despite the technology being around for decades

Skoldiers guarantees a Packers win this weekend

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Christmas movie discussion

MT thinks canada jr hockey atm should be executed

Peterplaysskinflute isn’t a stupid lib anymore

Skoldiers posts tweet from an idiot and calls it “good summary” despite it being inaccurate

DE doesn’t understand how seeds work

VP shows up and makes excuses why he didn’t watch the game or comment on the first thread, he’s also unemployed effective Friday

Hope you all had a merry christmas

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:06 pm

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:07 pm

Lmao

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:09 pm

Well done! LOL!

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:42 pm

did you losers just find out about the Leroy Jenkins thing?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:02 pm

Just me

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
27 December 2022 2:41 pm

Wasn’t Jenkins the chick hitting on Marshal on an episode of How I Met Your Mother?

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:00 pm

I would assume he is back in some capacity if the Douche wants him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:51 pm

I would doubt he has much interest in coaching anytime soon, he’ll get paid 4mil+ per year for the next 3+ years no matter what.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 3:19 pm

Yeah but he won’t get 4+ mil a year to be HC and his old contract would almost certainly be offset by any new salary. Most guys don’t fail so bad they are fired less than a year in so its rare to have 3+ years of paid leave essentaially

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:48 pm

Looking at it, the raiders aren’t eliminated yet. If Miami wins in the noon slot over Pats then raiders are eliminated at kickoff against niners.

Pats in must win situation as well and no Tua. Raiders could still mathematically be alive and need to win against Niners to survive another week

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:59 pm

good news

we may need the 49ers to drop a game to hang on to the 2 seed

I’m thinking the Vikings lose this week (I know you are too), but I think that most weeks, so we’ll see

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 1:05 pm

I do not. The packers are not a good team.

f them

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:08 pm

they’re good enough to beat the Vikings in Green Bay

I wouldn’t be shocked if the Vikings win, but I would be encouraged. A victory in GB against a team still alive for the playoffs (if the pronouns lose their noon game) is impressive, especially if it feels comfy like the week 1 game.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 1:08 pm

PS FTP

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 1:20 pm

I just feel like it’s not going to be a “lay down” game for the Vikings.

the packers aren’t good.. and haven’t been all year.

Cook has quietly put up the 6th most rushing yards this year With 1109 and 8 TDs. He’s also added 278 and 2 TDs receiving.

I think Hock has changed the dynamic of this offense and Kirk has been pumping out huge numbers over the last 4-5 weeks.

hoping for JJ to drop 250 and recreate the Moss Moon at lameblow

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:27 pm

that’s a huge issue for the vikes now, bottom 5 rushing team

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:26 pm

You think Cook sucks

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:29 pm

I don’t think Cook or Mattison are good decision makers at the line. Think Chandler is better than both.

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 1:32 pm

mattison is gone

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:34 pm

Get any birdies yesterday?

Fivefingers
Reply to  norseman1
27 December 2022 1:42 pm

yup, 2 pheasants and 2 chukar and I shot like piss.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:31 pm

I think cook isn’t going to get paid 14m next year.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:44 pm

Cook and Thielen will be back under restructured deals.

I think the shocker cut is going to be Kendricks. Not a good fit in the 3/4.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:46 pm

harry?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:52 pm

Cut Cook, Theilen, and Kendricks

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:54 pm

and harry and let turd walk

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:07 pm

I agree with this. Cook will be hurt again soon and Thielen and Kendricks are both past their good years.

Fivefingers
Reply to  JRo_42
27 December 2022 2:22 pm

they can bring them back if they agree to good deals, no way they make those hits. Ded money is the issue.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:01 pm

Could see both him and hicks gone. Dunno who they bring in but he hasn’t been his usually self in this new D

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:18 pm

Asamoah is a starting LB next year. Either he’ll replace Kendricks or Hicks

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:18 pm

Hicks is sadly u/c

Fivefingers
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:19 pm

with ded

Mick
Mick
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:01 pm

It’s the only way I think they come back… 34ish mil between the two? Woooof

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:44 pm

That wouldn’t be so bad but you have pretty big ded on a bunch of guys. It catches up to you at some point.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:26 pm

he has killed it with 1 td total in the 1sty half of the last 2 games vs inferior teams

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:38 pm

what does that matter?

Those games he’s 64/102 759 yards 7 TDs and 2 INTs.

and the Vikings are 2-0.

what more do you want?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:47 pm

You’ll never quit making excuses for him. When he goes 6 for 33 for 78 yards vs 9ers with 3 INT’s you’ll still say he’s great.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:00 pm

Won’t happen.

you have a hard on for the guy. Teams 12-3 and all you do is complain

i get it’s your schtick…but you’re also ridiculous. Constantly yelling into the void.

kiirk cousins is the least of the Vikings problems.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:07 pm

lol, rube. He isn’t the worst but yes he’s a huge problem. 40M issue which is why the D was destroyed and they used heavy draft capital to make him servicable. He will fail when we play good teams. You may recall the iggles and boys games?

It’s not some schtick, we have a worse pt differential than he Jags. Incredibly lucky year and if they win the Owl I’ll take back what I’ve said about Kirk. Good luck

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:18 pm

Lol 40 mil nothing for a QB nowadays. Cap gonna go up big too

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:21 pm

Yes it is. The way to go is rookie qb and try to win in first 5 years. Can load roster up. Mahomes, Allen, Hurts, etc.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:23 pm

Mahomes and Allen aren’t on their rookie deals buddy

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:24 pm

Mahomes was when they won Owl “buddy” and Allen is still on his “buddy”

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:26 pm

The key… buddy… is to have everyone on your team be an all pro at their position. Score 70 points a game while allowing 0 and going undefeated.

But that’s not the reality we are in Buddy

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:28 pm

They key is to not be a pants shitter loser, which Kirk has not been doing this year, gaylord.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:30 pm

He has not. As much as the defense has tried to give games away like last year… they have someone come out of the close ones with the W

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:32 pm

you don;t get it. Once we pay JJ 40M we can not field a team with beaker at 40M. Those guys and Tato would be half the cap. That’s why chefs had to deal Tyreek, etc.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:34 pm

What does that have to do with this season and why do you keep moving the goalposts

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:36 pm

I said 100x they need to win it this year cause they have sever challenges ahead. He’s not beating the niners even if they have a 7th rd rookie qb imo

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:38 pm

Ah. Ok.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:39 pm

9ers only opposition is iggles

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:50 pm

Ok

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:51 pm

The 9ers lost to the Bears. The Vikings beat the Bears, ergo the Vikings are better than the 9ers. It’s science, you can’t argue it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:52 pm

You want to use that as your argument? Lance in his 1st start and they have won 8 straight and just got Kinlaw back too and CM

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:58 pm

Well yeah, like I said, it’s science. You can’t deny it.
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Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:42 pm

the D is 31st, it’s not good. FYI Then you lose kendricks, smith maybe, P2, sully, tomlinson? Who makes up for those guys? Traded some key picks for Hock. This is how wreck wrecked us. You can’t kick the can every year

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:48 pm

Lol wreck shelled money out like crazy. KAM has been dealing picks.

Hock deal looks pretty good right now.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:51 pm

only to kirk and guys we already had that he extended. That’s when you dump guys like the Pats do

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:31 pm

my son ^^^

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:30 pm

No, the key is to have a single D player you drafted that is under 27 who can play.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:37 pm

Tonga and Shelley are both under 27. So is Dantz and Blacklock. Phillips…Wonnum PJones Asamoah

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:38 pm

lmao

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:44 pm

Most of those guys suck or are average at best.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:45 pm

you mean waiver pick-ups aren’t good? Or awesome trades like reagor?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:47 pm

They can play. Where does it say they have to be all pro?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:48 pm

They all suck or are average at best

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:50 pm

we are 31st with them and we lose key guys or if we keep them have to overpay now. You build via draft

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:52 pm

Cine and Booth will both be healthy next year. Easily All Pros.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:55 pm

lol, I hope at least one pans out or that draft is shit with division opponents getting great players in bad bad trades. Imagine Jamo and JJ. pisses me off

MT Viking
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:56 pm

I bet we could get a 4th round pick if we deal Jefferson in the offseason.

Fivefingers
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:59 pm

They have to ink him this offseason

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 3:21 pm

Watson and JJ would be pretty solid as well

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:24 pm

Cap number is 31. The defense switched from a 4-3 to a 3-4. Who’d we lose? Barr? Good riddance.

they also brought back PP signed Phillips and Z but that’s on Kirk.

kirk doesn’t play defense.

Do you recall the Bills? Jets? Pats?

it is a schtick. Kirks too 5 in yards TDs and has 12 wins.

who else can say that? Mahomes and Allen.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:26 pm

*team game, read below.

Please do explain why Jags have a better pt differential? lmao

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:28 pm

Why do I give a shit abojt the Jags? Do the Jags have 12 wins? No.

talk about a team loaded with top draft picks eh?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:29 pm

you’ll see in next few years….

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:34 pm

But it is negated because they have 1st and 2nd round picks or something… right?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:37 pm

wut?

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:45 pm

Fivefingers

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Mick

 27 December 2022 2:09 pm

OL- ALL 1st/2nd rd picks. Cook is 2nd rd. JJ 1st rd, Hock 1st rd. Thelen was a pro bowl player. Irv 2nd. Matty 3rd. Nobody has all that, trust me.

Jags 1st rounders… Ridley Lawrence Walker Chassion Etiemme Lloyd

2nd Rounders…OL Robinson Taylor Little Fortner and then…Campbell Cisco Zay Jones.

3rd? Muma Smoot.

they also have Scherff Engram and Griffen.

does Jax have that? Or doesn’t that count. Why aren’t they 12-3 with a qb on a rookie deal?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:48 pm

we have more 1sts than they do, lmao

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:49 pm

they will, give it some time, they were a dumpster fire and inked a ton of FA’s b/c they had money. We are lookiong at 30M ded and that will hurt us and no home grown talent.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:50 pm

Did you know Adam Thielen is from Detroit Lakes?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 2:54 pm

Outboard Motor capitol of the world!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:28 pm

lol, so beaker caused allen to fumble for a D TD? Jets can’t get a td on 1st and goal from the 3? We’ve been lucky and that’s fine. You can’t discount the fact we have been very fortunate.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:33 pm

Where did I say Kirk caused any of it? Allen choked. Did Cousins after that? No.

The defense actually stopped someone and it’s luck. You’re crazy

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:34 pm

fumbled a snap is skill? lol

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:38 pm

Nope he choked. I said this.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:40 pm

I agree but it isn’t going to happen ever again for Allen

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:50 pm

Same for Gary Anderson and his missed FG in 98

Shit happens sometimes. And beaker didn’t cause it

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:54 pm

that game should have been over but no, take a knee

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 2:09 pm

OL- ALL 1st/2nd rd picks. Cook is 2nd rd. JJ 1st rd, Hock 1st rd. Thelen was a pro bowl player. Irv 2nd. Matty 3rd. Nobody has all that, trust me.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:43 pm

JJ only needs 209 to break Johnson’s record

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 1:51 pm

209 is a lot to get in one game but its conceivable

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:19 pm

Think JJ had 212 a few games ago. But yeah, difficult to do but not impossible.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 2:21 pm

play him vs bears, get it

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 2:28 pm

Won’t mean much and will come with asterisk coming in an extra game

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:38 pm

Somebody’s gonna break it with the added game and put their name in the record book so it might as well be JJ. They don’t asterisk any of it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 2:40 pm

still, get it

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:50 pm

Do it!

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
27 December 2022 1:53 pm

What a disgusting act.
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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:42 pm

It’s a divisional game. Doesn’t matter if we were 16-0 or 0-16. Division games on the road are always tough. Exactly why I don’t want to see either the Lions or the Packers in playoffs.

That’s why I hope Philly lands Dallas in round 2. You get used to playing each other

JRo_42
JRo_42
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 2:05 pm

Packers will cheat their way to a victory, much like they always do and have done for most wins this year.

VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:46 pm

I finally have an end date for my office job. Friday. I don’t expect a gold watch, but at least I will get one last Christmas luncheon on Thursday.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:48 pm

exciting!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:49 pm

My wife has been a little worried about how I would take it, but this has been dragging on since June and they finally set the end date and it is about time. And I am excited about it. It’s time to look at doing something new.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 1:01 pm

once it becomes plain that something is going to end, the mind makes itself ready

Fivefingers
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 1:12 pm

I’d be hanging out at bars and what not

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 1:18 pm

I heard Lifer is hiring for balloon inflators at the air compressor repair plant

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 1:27 pm

yep, poor lifer working OT during a busy holiday season

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:44 pm

LMAO

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 3:06 pm

I’m probably not qualified.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 3:21 pm

Well considering most of them are illiterates I think you would be, plus you could sell some books and teach them to read

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 3:22 pm

Brilliant!

MT Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 2:35 pm

Congratulations.

Just had the luncheon retirement celebration for the itinerant guy here, he is done at 5 pm, so I will become the lone wolf officially tomorrow.

stuman55
Reply to  MT Viking
27 December 2022 2:37 pm

Then you can have

VikingPhilip
Reply to  stuman55
27 December 2022 3:23 pm

I want both.

peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:44 pm

I got a little ceramic pot that’s supposed to cook a perfect egg in the microwave

I was skeptical, but this egg is near perfect – the white is cooked and the yoke is runny – only took two runs of 15 seconds each in the ol’ microwave

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 12:49 pm

What??? No snaps for Reagor??? Was he sick?

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 12:50 pm

He sucks. Wasted trade.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 12:50 pm

He’s gonna break out any game now.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:54 pm

LOL…

Actually OConnell said something like Irv was ready to get back into action…….Made me think of the “breakout” line as well.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 12:51 pm

Naw good trade we didn’t give up much. He catches punts and is WR4 if needed.

Still think they have a package or two for him in playoffs.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:52 pm

WR5 if you include Hock

peterplaysbass
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:57 pm

I keep waiting for a muffed punt disaster from him to cost the team a game

I’ll be shocked if it doesn’t happen

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 12:53 pm

I think there’s some extra compensation based on snap counts and production. Vikings could be holding him out to not hit those and then let him have a few packages in playofds

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:53 pm

Or maybe to send a message after stopping on his routes last week.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 12:56 pm

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:21 pm

Ham destroyed that OLB on that one TD

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:35 pm

100%

I laughed and laughed and told my family to watch #30 on the replay

VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:38 pm

I’m back. What happened?

I didn’t get to see the game since I was in St Louis, and I got home too late last night to watch the replay. Plus I have a cold so I’m kind of in a fog.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:40 pm

good guys won!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:41 pm

Someone said we hit a 61 yard field goal. I’m still in unbelief.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:42 pm

yeah, 61 as time expired in a tie game

very un-Viking

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 12:48 pm

it was a beautiful kick

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 12:50 pm

I think I fainted after I saw that.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:49 pm

It will all correct itself when he misses a 30 yarder to lose in the first round of the playoffs.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 12:50 pm

Not happening. This is a team of destiny.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 12:56 pm

yeah, I felt that way after the first drive of the NFCCG after the ’17 season

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:02 pm

I know

I was very nervous the whole 2nd half of the divisional game against the *aints, then the miracle was great but I spent a whole week super nervous about which version of the Vikings would show up to the NFCCG.

That first drive was glorious and when we went up 7-0 I thought “Alright, this is it – Vikings are playing the SB in US Bank stadium”

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 12:51 pm

DE Viking regarding the #3 seed…Yes we have locked that up, you can’t count Dallas and Philly since one will be the 5 because they won’t be division champs. I made that same mistake last week.

DE Viking
Reply to  NoDakRube
27 December 2022 12:52 pm

Correct. I thought I edited that.

I re-read Skolly’s post and realized he said “#3 seed”
I thought he stated #2 seed.

NoDakRube
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 12:53 pm

Ahhh

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
27 December 2022 12:54 pm

If we win out won’t we be the 2 seed?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:54 pm

Nah, Philly is gonna lose both of their games and the Vikes will be the 1 seed.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 12:55 pm

Yes!

VikingPhilip
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 12:56 pm

I saw part of the Philly/Dallas game. That was a crazy one.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:55 pm

if we win out, we’re the 2 or 1 (Philly would have to lose out).

If we lose this week and the 49ers win, then they’ll have the 2 and it would take a Vikings win and a 9ers loss for Minnesota to reclaim the 2

Mick
Mick
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 1:03 pm

Yeah.

I think they just need to win every time they play this season

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 3:06 pm

I would like that.

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 1:02 pm

Yes.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 11:41 pm

Same.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:38 pm

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
27 December 2022 12:40 pm

There shouldn’t be anything to fix for the kind of money they are paying him. Maybe take away his corner office and tell him to get his ass on the practice field.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  bowbunch
27 December 2022 12:41 pm

I’ve heard he’s hiding an injury – partial pec tear or something? Would explain a bit.

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:44 pm

i wonder if it tore it while doing his workouts midflight

peterplaysbass
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 12:49 pm

LOL

possible

freezeyface
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:52 pm

he is such a douche

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  freezeyface
27 December 2022 12:50 pm

Lol

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:45 pm

If its bad enough to be the cause of his horrible play, then he shouldn’t be playing.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 12:54 pm

I thought Christians weren’t supposed to lie.

peterplaysbass
Reply to  VikingPhilip
27 December 2022 12:56 pm

I have yet to meet a sinless Christian

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
27 December 2022 1:54 pm

He should try learning the Denver playbook and stop calling Seattle audibles at the line and then getting mad at the WRs for not knowing what the hell he’s talking about.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 12:57 pm

I would think Carroll is ok with him. He did net him a crap ton of really high draft picks and saved the Hawks a bunch of money.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
27 December 2022 12:59 pm

oh i bet the broncos fans and broncos players are 1a/1b

Mick
Mick
27 December 2022 12:31 pm

FTP!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 12:43 pm

NoDakRube
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
27 December 2022 12:51 pm

Love it.

Fivefingers
27 December 2022 12:27 pm

Firsting occurs!

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 12:31 pm

^^^^ Loves the packers

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
27 December 2022 1:33 pm

you get the nickel I left on yore mom’s dresser?

peterplaysbass
Reply to  Fivefingers
27 December 2022 1:34 pm

classic old five line

Fivefingers
Reply to  peterplaysbass
27 December 2022 1:43 pm

That’s Kodiak’s line but with a dime

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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