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The Vikings have a tough game coming up. The Lions have been playing quite well in recent weeks, the team records don’t tell the true story of this matchup. I do expect a very high scoring game, as both defenses are…….well……bad. The Lions give up a ton of yards AND a ton of points, but they also score a lot of points, and as we know, the Vikings defense has allowed opponents to gain a lot of yards this year. The Vikings defense has also been able to perform well in the red zone, and they’ve done a good job of holding teams to field goals instead of allowing touchdowns. If they can continue to do this against the Lions, it should give the offense enough room to get the win. We’ll find out in a few short days.
Minnesota Vikings News:
We brought you the Week 14 Minnesota Vikings power rankings summary.
Have a Vikings-related question? Ask Rob at The Skoloholics Mailbag.
From TwinCities.com, Adam Thielen is the Vikings’ Walter Payton Man of the Year nominee.
At Vikings.com, hear Coach O’Connell discuss the Jets game in the film room, and hear Randy Moss discuss Justin Jefferson’s amazing career.
Video of the Day:
Here’s a classic. This is “I Got the Ice In Me”. Enjoy!
Told you niner rubes it was a sell to the fan base
I know it’s late, but I have a serious question. If I want to be an Alpha male, do I have to tell everyone I’m an Alpha male?
I’ll hang up and listen.
Only if you’re the only person on record in the history of the world to allegedly be over 5’6” tall with Napoleon syndrome.
Well, I’m about 5’5 7/8″ so I guess I’m out of luck.
You have to declare it
That sounds like way too much work.
More looking at patio homes today, and another appt. tomorrow.
Have fun!
I called this a few weeks back. Fuck you if you don’t believe me.
Who gives a fuck irv sucks
He’s dead to me
He can block for TJs YAC.
I can totally believe you called it since KOC talked about the possibility when they put Irv on IR.
Let’s get real here….I knew it before KOC.
It would be great if Irv didn’t suck.
Thsts the biggest issue.
maybe he can be more than an injured shitbag
My humble opinion is as a TE in a 12 personnel both he and Hock can block but both are a challenge athletically for LB’s to cover. That could be a nice option in certain situations, say 3rd & 2 both TE’s in and Cook or Mattison in the backfield gives a ton of options and puts all kinds of pressure on the defense. Also think of RZ with both those TE’s in there, Irv had more than a few TDs this year. I love the sound of it so hopefully Irv makes it back soon.
Doesn’t really matter when irv can’t catch
He had 2 TDs through 6 games…he’s good in the RZ and again puts a lot of pressure athletically on a defenses 2nd level. Maybe Hock being there helps him focus on being better. We have him might as well give it a try.
Yeah he athletically dropped awesome passes
Yeah I get it. He definitely could.
but will he? Time will tell.
Id like tk have a back who can get the 2 on 3rd and 2
Exactly this. Weather the TEs are on opposite sides or stacked on one side. That’s a tough thing to cover.
I hadn’t thought of that. I believe you.
@Yay! Irv will break out, finally!@
Not rocket science
Yep, the Fauci Virus bit us….
We should also blame him for the common cold, diarrhea and butthole warts.
FU, Jobu
Yup…highest levels of documented flu cases going back as far as they’ve been tracking this year. Few reasons, more testing infrastructure post covid, people testing more because of covid, there are more cases also likely due to flu virus exposer being low because of the dominance of covid. A lot of factors but at the end of the day….the bug is rampant, highly contagious and we’re all vulnerable. I know so many people current who are sick and especially those with kids.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
really?
in 1918 500 million people worldwide got the Bird Flu.
I am sure the CDC will tell us what to do!
Yep.
Shut up. Stay home. Wear gas masks.
Cause we all care so much about this….
Hey, did that soccer tournament thingy ever end? Who was the victor?
Or did it end in a 0-0 tie?
Think in quarter finals. Stay tuned.
Holy moley. They really drag that thing out.
Riveting, how’s kiddo?
Better. Pink eye & ear infection. Have him on oral antibiotics, said he was feeling better when I checked in a couple hours ago.
Meh……..
He hasn’t been around the Vikings long.
I’d have to take kitties, and whats this illness crap?
I think it’s usually similar to a sickness.
Ahh…thanks dude.
Detroit is a better team now than they were when they played the Vikings earlier in the season, are the Vikings better now than they were then? I’m not sure about that but Detroit still has the same bonehead HC who blew that game, I think Vikings squeak it out
Maybe a TOP game. D’s suck.
Probably right, might come down to who has the ball last
NoYST?
Samesies. The Kitties are starting to figure some things out, but they still are the Lions until proven otherwise. They´ll find a way to lose, 11-2.
These statements rarely play out well. They normally bite the person in the butt. Let’s hope that isn’t the case here.
He needs to…
So, I do think Reagor needs to keep his mouth shut but I also think we may be nearing a breakout game for him. KOC needs to use him like a Deebo-lite.
Dudes going to do more Beatles banter tomorrow?
With out the Beatles, Skoloholics wouldn’t exist so, yes, we should give them their due.
LOL, i think that’s the best without i’ve seen.
Lol…stupid iPhone ke ypad.
Grammer fine. Good comment.
That’s because the Vikings wouldn’t exist if not for the influence of the Beatles.
We should be thankful, there wouldn´t even BE any Beatles banter if not for the influence of the Beatles!
stupid twitter images…
Vikes should take a flier on Ibrahim late in the draft
LOL. Are you a Goofer homer or something? Mo won’t even make a team an undrafted free agent.
He is a gopher homer
Not a Homer, I’ma very realistic fan
Lol
I know exactly who the gophers are, a meh team that once every 25 years or so gets double digit wins but have little hope of ever winning the big ten west, even less hope of winning the big ten, and zero chance to ever get in the playoffs.
Good job
I think he could easily find a role in the NFL. And I really dislike the goophers
He’s one of the most productive backs in all of college football and brings something the vikes don’t have in an elite goal line and short yardage back
Our goal-to-go offense has been crap. It usually begins by moving backwards, then it goes downhill from there and we eventually kick a 35-40 yard field goal..
At times, they get it working and can score, but they can be maddening for long periods of time.
Ibrahim has 19 TDs on the year, the vast majority of which are under 5 yards. He will never be mistaken for Robert smith as he isn’t going to outrun most players in the secondary but he’s incredibly difficult to tackle, runs hard, has great vision and balance, his HC refers to him as a bowling ball with razor blades
Why would a bowling ball have razor blades on it?
do you want to tackle that?
No, but how would you attach them? No way the thing would roll properly, blades would eventually bend & be rendered useless.
Seriously. Bad concept from the start, unless you could cut the blades to conform to a perfect circle, could make the blades shorter so they can’t bend. Even then, the blades wouldn’t stay sharp very long, & one hard hit on a rock would knock a dent in it & it wouldn’t roll worth a damn. Then the real trouble begins…..
Idk, probably why I’m not a college football HC
Also, their center is legit and will get drafted Day two
easy mattison replacement for no $
Guess it’s official…
That’s cool, maybe zim will lighten up a bit being back around the college game and Prime, who seems like he’s always in a good mood. Either way I think its just good for Zim to bet back to work with all he’s endured in his personal life.
Maybe Zimmer needs something to occupy himself after his son´s death.
Will be interesting to see how he handles college kids.
Wish him well.
Beaker wasn’t even on the injury report, morans.
Damn, must’ve just been a bruise or something, not something you have to report, I suppose.
He might have had a bruise Sunday, but Kirko told that bruise to go away and he is all better now. He heals like Wolverine.
I´m pretty sure Jobu can provide some extraordinary healing powers.
like a QB with a broken thumb on their throwing hand
Hmmmmm…….
Wow an illness really going around the team.
Darrisaw as LP is huge
Makes me wonder if the Fauci virus bit us.
Hey why do I have to search so hard to find the open thread? I keep accidentally almost clicking the front porch and while I don’t mind saying hi to rob I need some indecent exposure
Brad doesn’t want the weirdos scaring new people away.
I include myself in that group
Hover over “News” at the top of the home page, select “Open Threads”, and you’ll find us there. It’s a way to keep it from clogging up the main page. The name is a work in progress. Rob (or skolly, the jury is out, apparently) coined it the “backpage”, so we’re trying to work with that whilst retaining adequate SEO score thingies words things.
Anyway, it’s under open threads now.
I just bookmark the Open Threads link, then I’ll be at the front door immediately.
What a boomer
Shut up and stay in the basement.
That you sniffy Joe?
I have never had a fetish for sniffing hair…or that matter contacting children inappropriately…
Apologies, it was the stay in the basement part that threw me
Everything I have is due to high testosterone, masculinity and intensified beef products.
Your lack of intelligence, your woefully wrong and painfully high opinion of yourself, and ability to get damn near everything wrong about everything is due to those items? Interesting…
so you have something against testosterone, masculinity and beef? Sad. Human species will go extinct because we don’t want men to be men anymore. We’ll become a land full of wimps until we slowly evolve to asexual aliens.
When you don’t have something you are jealous of those that have it. I think the average sperm count in the US is down something like 50% from a few decades ago from all these beta “theys”.
I get it, you want 50% more sperm to swallow calm down.
Just stating facts. If you’re hurt by them, sorry, trust the science.
Shut up dumb lib!
Lol
Becoming a land full of wimps until we slowly evolve to asexual aliens wouldn’t even be possible without the influence of the Beatles
LOLOLOLOL
LOL
Speaking of which, anyone know a good asexual alien porn site? Asking for a friend
Red Lube or something like that.
Beatlesdotcom
Of course. I should have known asexual alien porn was invented by them.
Not to mention your shuffle board tramp stamp that shows people where you like them to put their intensified beef product.
Sounds about right since all you have are STDs and dead brain cells
Have you ever had your T tested, Fivel? Or are you on TRT?
Probably takes HCG for low T
I got mine tested just for the hell of it last summer (was free with my annual physical). I was right near the top of the normal ratings for my age, but already knew that since I feel good.
I had mine tested a few years ago due to some other health issues, turned out to be in the normal area. I remember years ago researching HCG when Manny Ramirez tested positive for it and learning that it boosts your bodies natural production of testosterone.
Yeah, there are lots of things that naturally boost it.
I dropped my cholesterol 45 points in one year via diet & exercise changes. No drugs.
Just like with high BP, dropping weight alone fixes a lot of stuff w/o meds.
Yeah, I’m far more comfortable now. Clothes fit now, plus I’m pretty intimidating with my superior height and massive street cred.
Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn’t we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we’d all be put out in K.P.
Liver King is your hero, eh?
i really appreciate this place so much.
the height conversation is so funny.
everyone is SO funny about stuff like that.
you all are awesome. don’t change
I was told change is good.
Most want to look up to me. It’s especially important when you bruise your knee on the curb all the time
Now I’m going to change because you told me not to. Thanks.
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What an F’in shitshow. Just got off an “emergency” conference call. The corporate office that hosts my business’ email uses (now, used) Rackspace which is one of the largest cloud based email server platforms. Rackspace had a MAJOR outage that affected 1,000s of clients about 2AM last Friday. Their email system is still down and they’ve released very limited information over the past several days other than finally acknowledging they suffered a ransomware attack.
We were able to transition to O365 to get emails operational over the weekend. I have a year’s worth of locally stored history in my Outlook app, although right now I have to use it in “offline mode,” and I’m able to use O365 webmail for all sending/receiving. It’s significantly impacted productivity for my team. But the worst thing is they’re anticipating whoever hacked Rackspace will gain access to a lot of personal/business data as well as release a major “phishing” campaign once Rackspace is able to migrate historical data to their clients.
It’s a crazy world out there folks…be safe out there.
Yikes… my company got hit by ransomware back in October and are still trying to recover some things.
I can help you out, just need you to send me some Amazon gift cards.
That sounds not good and like you will be getting massive amounts of phising emails soon.
That sucks, hope they can at least give everybody a free Big Mac combo while you are there.
Sorry, sounds awful.
Summary:
Most importantly Mrs. MT Viking’s surgery went well. MT posted about it and used a bunch of words I don’t understand but I did read “went well” so that’s good.
Mick posted a bizarre image of someone cutting off their tooth with a nail clipper and then applying ice cream to it, I don’t get it and apparently neither did several other people
Lexie Lowell gifs were posted (blonde girl from horrible movie that oof used to post pics of)
Housing market discussion
Beatles discussion
PPB suggests giving eggslusher his due since eggslusher is never right
Freezeyface started the pansy phenomena, he is the biggest pansy on here so only makes sense
Lifer posts picture of large chested woman named oksana
Benjammin posts pregnant lady hump day gif, MT suddenly appears
WFH discussion, Surly does NOT like going into the office, shocker I know
Skolifer posts video of goblin mode cat, if you did not see I recommend watching it
VP ponders the following question…
Coffee discussion
Freezey is Shrek
Cane posted a video of some homeless loser watching 2 girls fake fight, it was the cringiest thing Freezey has ever seen
Skolifer took his second Ben of the day and wiped his Cane, remains a mystery if he wiped his Cane the first time though
Stu was around for like a minute, then ran away to stuflake safe space
Northwoods struggles with the identities of the front porch and pack page
Music Discussion
PPB is sorting screws in his shed whilst waiting for the liquor store to open
Peterplaysskinflute pays his friend to render services under the table to him.
Per Five tis “Better to die on your feert than live on your knees”, not sure what feert are but apparently its what’s gonna happen to lifer, egglobber, and cc hall of shame.
Peterplaysskinflute goes limp easier if he’s had a couple beers
Wrenage hangs out with people in La Crosse WI that say Trump, in partnership with Putin and the guy who owns Qwik Trip was going to make La Crosse, WI “the devil’s town” and shortly a centerpiece in world events and the apocalypse
Kirk can deliver for Pizza Ranch
The Beatles created glue by being the first humans alive to beat a dead horse
The Thread Summary would not exist if not for the influence of the Beatles
GF dropped the Deuce pretty early today
The Vikings are celebrating whiteness on 12.24
Five thinks Rhule killed it in Carolina
Skoldiers comments that Nebraska football is National Championship or bust, lol they haven’t had a winning record in years, might want start with baby steps
COHF5years has his mom vouch for him
Commenting on Skoloholics is closed for COHF5years, but open to everyone else, probably because he does things like google long neck and wide neck, weirdo
Bow gets sentimental about Kodiak with this line: “He’s not a total dick usually at least”
Cheers to MT and the Mrs…perfect first comment.
lmao
hahahaha this is a good one.
also, where is the me is shrek coming from haha
all your layers…you’re an onion
i get it now. thank you
onions have layers=you are shrek
I can see why that took awhile to post, there’s a lot there. We might need a summary of the summary.
VPs comment takes up a lot of space, I laughed my ass off for a good minute at it though
I thought that was one of our best summaries I’ve seen…definitely worth the wait
where is new guy pud to look like a jackass trying to summarize the summary
it’s been a pud-free day
Must be treating his ulcer…….
Here you go fuckface!
tldr – Mrs. MT Viking’s surgery went well, Mick posted a bizarre image of someone cutting off their tooth with a nail clipper, Lexie Lowell gifs were posted, Housing market and Beatles discussion, PPB suggests giving eggslusher his due, fuckface started the pansy phenomena
Sup, puddin’
I like this summation of the summary
Wow. That’s a very generous, kind and gentle Ben…
[insert 70’s TV show Gentle Ben gif here]
About time you stupid lib.
Shhhh!! getting a lib to do any work is hard enough.
This is one of your best yet. Hilarious.
BTW…you mention Lexie Lowell. I’m familiar with the gifs but didn’t know her name and haven’t seen the movie. Can anyone who has explain what’s happening in this scene?
I’ve never been able to figure out if she’s gettin’ some, trying to take a dump, becoming possessed, all of the above, or something else.
It looks like she’s having an orgasm, guessing you haven’t seen a woman do that lol
Not one where it makes them look like they’re taking a shit while filming an Exorcist re-make.
No vinegar strokes shaming!
R hand doing the Lord’s work. (spreading love, peace, and joy)
Yes.
She was changing her clothes and stubbed her toe.
heyyyy
hey stu
Lol
So happy to hear about Mrs. MT.
James Cameron Releases Testosterone-Free Cut Of ‘T2’ Where Arnold Schwarzenegger Is Replaced By Kip From Napoleon Dynamite
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Dec 7, 2022 · BabylonBee.com
From a text string I’m on:
Oh it’s true and it’s painful….
womp wah…
it’s true tho
“has a chance” is the key phrase. Will mostly likely choke is the reality.
Something something, there’s a chance the swedish bikini team washes up on shore of Kodiaks house
Maybe they’ll win and vanquish the curse and the Twins will go on to beat the Yankees next year.
Huh, I just got logged out and kept getting “Commenting is closed” popups.
that happened to me this morning
That’s odd. So you need to log in to see comments? I didn’t think that was a requirement.
no, not to see ’em, but you have to log in to leave a comment
Yeah, I could change that, too. Then people could comment without creating an account. I figured that would just create a ton more spam bots to deal with.
Yeah I wouldn’t do that. Is there an automatic logout timer? I think that’s what is getting people.
Could be happening on individual computers/browsers though, which could explain the randomness, if that’s not a system feature.
It happens on both of my computers and my phone. I have to log in every day.
Huh, yeah I don’t have to do that. First time I’ve been logged out on this computer, I think.
It’s probably the Duck Duck Go addon then. I have it on both of my computers and use the browser on my phone.
I use duck duck go at home, don’t have the option at work.
Not sure. I’m not having any issues, so it’s good to know if there are issues elsewhere. I use Edge (begrudgingly) but have just gotten Firefox, so I’m migrating to that.
I’m on chrome, I imagine many people here are.
I think what he’s describing also happened to me. We already logged into the morning thread and had commented a few times. Kept the thread open on my browser and came back at one point, tried to comment again and got the same “commenting is closed” popup.
Tried a few more times…still wouldn’t work, same message. Ended up scrolling up and realized I had been logged out automatically for some reason. Re-entered credentials, screen refreshed and everything started working again.
yeah, I think the system logs people out sometimes – I’ve had it happen to me where I’m quite sure I didn’t log out myself
I get logged out every day. It only lets me stay logged on for about 24 hours.
I don’t think that’s a bug, it’s a hint.
No, I could see them fine it just didn’t let me post a comment. Red notification in the upper right said “Commenting is closed” until I opened another tab to log back in. Then it gave me something like “Nonce is invalid” on my original tab and I tried to comment after logging in.
but everything worked fine once I just started commenting on the new tab after I logged in
weird to be randomly logged out in the middle of commenting, though
Odd. Sometimes the developers will do updates and such, so it could be that.
Yeah, a little weird. At least I know the workaround now.
You much more familiar with reach around
that happens to me from time to time – just log back in and I’m good to go
Threw me off until I opened another tab to login so I didn’t lose my perfect comment already typed out and ready to shock the world.
We took a vote, you’re out, sorry man.
yup
LOL
lifer
yup
H A HA HA HA HA HA
Boone’s Farm
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People have no idea what “Medicare for all” means….
or what communism is
People think “Medicare for all” = “Medicaid” = “Socialized Healthcare” = “Obamacare”.
It is the most repulsive thing I’ve ever heard……
they won’t like it….
What does it mean?
You have to know what Medicare is and what it does, which is none of the things those other things I mentioned (Medicaid, Obamacare, Socialized healthcare, etc.) do.
It’s not like the politicians know what Medicare is either. They just use words that people recognize and then they will try to make something totally different.
That is funny bowmunch…love it.
I’m about the same size as Josh Allen, a true stud. Lots of guys in HOF who played qb are about 6’4, 235.
Haven’t been that little since the 7th grade….
That was almost exactly my college playing size…I was 5 pounds lighter…
That help with checkers?
Well it doesn’t hurt the checkers for sure…I was more of a chess man back in the day.
egglobber played end, guard and tackle. He sat at the end of the bench, guarded the water bottle and tackled anybody who cam near
The end of the bench is the safest place for sure….hard to get hurt there.
I imagine he played D end in college…but don’t know that for sure… I was a little undersized, but at least I was slow!
he was OL he said at Wasted St U
KOC will be on Pat McAfee in 2 minutes.
They said KOC in 5 min.
i, personally, am a big fan of when five announces he is on the forum by adding his height. i like this. i think we should all start doing this so we can see who needs to be made fun of for being short.
spends 3 more seconds looking at replies and sees people already started to….
i’m an idiot
it’s ID 10 T
according to numberonebeatlesfan AKA egglobber
how tall are you?
like 6′ 2.5″
i was 6’3 in college but i’ve lost half an inch or so haha
Brokeback says he’s 6’5, I doubt it. I’d guess 4’11.
Gone pissin is 5’7 14/16th, egglobber is 5’11 (listed like Tyreek Hill though), lifer 5’10, cc hall of shame 5’3. BSF is 5’4
I’m likely top 3 tallest and strongest.
Sure.
You are 6’5, right?
Yep. Although gravity and scoliosis are sure to catch me any day now.
I took my buddy out to hunt birds yesterday. I put up 8 pheasants right in front of him, he got 1.
I haven’t walked with a gun since thanksgiving morning and that was down the railroad track and back again. Hoping to take nephew this weekend.
It’s so fun. My pup loves it so much too.
I’m gonna try to get out this weekend, too. My brother has been seeing birds by his place.
6′ even you manlet
even says so right on my Real ID! My mom could vouch for it too.
ever take steroids or use hydroxy cut?
lol no
I’m 6’1.625″
that was me in 10th grade
yeah, but you were 23 at the time
Actually was like wormser, college at 12
are you Doogie Howser?
You look like wormser too
pipe down shrimp
lol, ok wormser
yeah but I’m 230, lots of muscle
big broad shoulders
If you drink a can of strawberry soda we can tell the temperature
ew, strawberry
And you go limp easily after a couple 3.2 beers.
i’d be curious to figure out what the average height of guys is on here.
seeing some of you guys, i’m guessing its gotta be around 5’10 (guys like brad, ben, egg, lifer driving the total height way down)
I’m 6’1 freezebitch
need a new ruler, 5’11
hahaah i just wanted all of you to respond to me with your height haha
LOL you got me!
I already hinted at my height. I am definitely one of those that drag the average down. (I’m talking about height).
It’s ok Five. That feeling you are having is called jealousy. It’s a totally normal human reaction.
How much you bench?
I don’t waste time going to the gym. Too busy cashin checks and snappin necks.
how tall are you really?
A hair under 6’6″
What kind of hair do you have? If it’s like Trump, then you’re under 6′ once you remove it.
hahahaha this is a good comment
Nice. Nope, keep it short and usually wear a hat.
GOAT
might be tallest on here
That’s usually the case.
The nice thing about being tall is being able to see over everyone in a crowd…
But flying sucks.
Yep and it’s easy to hide things from my wife. Just have to put it on top of the fridge or the top shelf and she’ll never find it.
Ha I do that too!
yup, my back is yuge and looks like a shuffle board court
Shuffle board courts aren’t usually squishy.
player hater
Because you’ve got an inverted shuffle board tramp stamp where the 10 spot points to your anus?
5’5 ^^^^
I am taller than 5’11 and guarantee I am stronger than you old man.
I guarantee you are not
OK grandpa. Keep thinking that.
I’m not saying you aren’t stronger than five, you very well could be, but I absolutely love when internet turmoil finally devolves to two men guaranteeing they are stronger than the other. There’s nothing better.
Well my dad could beat up your dad.
My dad could still beat up your dad and my dad has been dead for 14 years.
Now I’m sad that my dad has been gone for 14 years.
RIP father VP
38 years ago for mine, crazy how time flies. Would have been his 99th birthday next week.
My dad would have been 100 in October.
I agree, haha.
But I’m better looking.
not a chance. 6’4 of twisted steel anbd sex appeal
Is Kodiak ever coming back?
hibernation season, hopefully
I like Kodiak. The Eeyore routine goes a little long but I generally don’t have a big issue. He’s not a total dick usually at least and he hunts so that’s cool.
I really enjoy Kodiak
I feel like I get him and he gets me
I don’t mind the Eeyore thing, but I get why some people might roll their eyes
Yep. I get his attitude about the Vikings but he can take it too far where it gets old. I just ignore it and I missed the weekend happenings so I don’t know what really happened there beyond what has been described here.
Cam Bynum on NFL Radio right now with Bruce Murray and Rich Gannon.
The movie Avatar sucks
“unobtainium” is their rare metal driving the entire plot
Sucks ass
when I heard that I laughed out loud for long enough to annoy the people around me
absolutely transparent hatred for God and all made in God’s image
lost me here, I don’t remember anything like that
well, it’s so blatantly anti-human
“WHY BE HUMAN WHEN YOU CAN BE BLUEMAN”
oh, sure I guess I see that but seems like a stretch to say it’s work of hatred against God/humans.
just a movie with a bunch of special effects to cover up a hokey plot
God is very pro-human
I’m not saying everyone needs to share my conclusions, but to me, being anti-human is anti-God
humans aren’t always the good guys
nearly all of ’em are sinners, it’s true
sin ‘er? I barely know ‘er!
there has only been one human in the history of mankind that didn’t sin. so i feel like “nearly” is pretty broad haha
thanks for speaking so kindly of me
I think he called you a broad.
a ‘pretty’ broad
I’ll take it
People are always bad. Strange creatures are always good.
humans, always after some “unobtain-ium” or other
the Avatar chick is hot.
ZOE SALADANA IS HOT
very true
who?
her?
yeah
she’s pretty
very
She has an extremely long neck, though.
on the long end of the spectrum
Is that a childhood picture of Mike Glennon?
I was looking up “Davis Mills long neck” and stumbled upon two people apparently called “Long Neck” and “Wide Neck”
good picture though
Long neck wide neck makes me think of that Chappelle’s Show skit Little Foot Long Foot
hahahahaha
Outstanding
Never watched it. The Avatar ride at Disney was pretty fun.
I have this service called Evoca so I can watch Stanley Cup champs. They might go out of buisiness now. But they run Rockford Files, Kojak, etc. so great.
Nobody was cooler than Telly Savalas. well, maybe me and that’s it
Mucho, couldn´t agree more.
Now I will thank Avatar for opening my eyes to Zoe Saldana. Wowowowowow
Holy shit why didn’t any let us know the Z key works! Anyone else accidentally try it?
not working for me
I thought the beatles would have paved the way for the Z key
My honest intention here was to fuck with you all and see how long it took for someone to make a Beatles joke… that went quickly.
Even though it played out yesterday, if we are good at anything around here it is beating a dead horse.
did you know that peter plays bass?
And that bass would not exist if not for the Beatles. Unless this is the bass his name is referring to, then I don’t even want to know how he does that:
not the fish, but the paul mc-fart-ney instrument
#1 bass player of all time
he was mediocre at best
I think he was definitely good, but I do laugh when people put them as #1 musicians for whatever instrument. Maybe there’s something to be said about technicality vs. making music that just gets to people, idk.
Personally, I’d take John Entwistle or Chris Squire from classic rock. Lee Sklar, Carol Kaye and the real GOAT, James Jamerson, probably did the studio versions of half the great songs out there.
Les Claypool
Tons of metal bassist that are absolutely insanely good, honestly too many to list.
He’s the only one I know. I like Primus.
they’re better song writers than they are instrument players
and several of their songs suck
but the good ones are well written IMO
Peter is the best skinflute player in history
Can’t argue there!
Of course nobody would even know what a skinflute is without the influence of the Beatles.
Or how to play one
LOL
Upon further reflection, I believe it was Nancy Reagan both popularized and mastered that instrument
gawd I love that gif and reference this scene a lot a very few people get it.
Isn’t that the scene where he goes up to talk about his marijuana addiction?
Yeah, “You ever suck dick for weed!?!?!” Then he goes, “I have” and then the best part someone in the background goes, “I seen him!” haha
Yep, friggin hilarious.
one of the best reaction gifs of ALL TIME
Not for me
LOL everyone is smashing it in unison
I was thinking he might have cracked a rib at one point
he got fucking smoked on that throw to Reagor
Dude’s tough that’s for sure.
lol
Kirko is a tough SOB….
lmao
Maybe in his grilling pictures he was just trying to make his steaks as tough as him.
He got anhilated. I’ve never seen him get just blown up almost every play.
He did get his non-throwing shoulder injured badly. Kirk got caught twice with the F word on camera. You know that means it hurt
no way he actually said it
this is a guy who posted pictures of his grill with liver on it
Those were steaks, he destroyed those damn things.
those were BEEF?
wow, he did destroy them
Yeah, they looked like mutants from another planet. He said they were steak. I don’t know WTF you do to a steak to get it to look like those things.
I honestly thought it was liver
yeah, liver!
That’s subbosebly steak.
That it is a mystery what the meat actually is kind of tells the whole story.
Tastes like chicken?
Did he bake them first or something?
I don’t know. I hope I never do that to a steak.
I still think as part of his contract they should have made him take grilling and smoking lessons from ABG.
He could use a tutorial.
What the hell did Kirk Cousins grill on the 4th of July? – SBNation.com
He 100% did. 2 times before the camera cut off
It was right after this play
Helmet spear to the shoulder. That’s not roughing the passer at all…
I’m sure he was saying….
Found it!
lol you know that is real
Yeah, he took one really hard hit to the left shoulder, he had some words on his way off the field.
HAHAHAHAH let’s goooo. A coach who is mediocre and will never win the Big Ten. Thankful for this move
What kind of insanity is this?
Very easy to see who has actually followed the Gophers with the responses to this lol
He sucks which is awesome for me. He does just enough to be relevant but will never deliver.
He’s the Bo Pelini of Nebraska football. Got you 9 wins every season, but chocked in the big ones that counted. Although Bo did take us to a big ten champ game but got anhilated by Russel Wilson
you’re a Nebraska fan and talking shit???
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who’s been to a big ten title game more recently?
huskers or gophers???
DING DING DING it’s the huskers
You sound like a Bears or Packers fan now.
It’s true 🙂
In the end, Neb and Gophers suck. No ship for either
college football is boring and I hate this whole conversation
Let’s talk about baseball!
Aaron Judge got way too much money (I get it though) – especially since they gave the Yankees non-dead balls last season.
lmao classic Huskers fan, living in the past to ignore how absolutely dogshit the team is
PS thought this discussion was about PJ Fleck maybe try to stick with a consistent theme
You actually sound exactly like a Packers fan right now, just saying.
Also, who gives a crap about bowl games. It’s natty or the season is a bust.
huskers and gopher players will be watching the Natty on their couch
Nebraska fans definitely don’t care about regular season wins either lol
I know. That’s why the coaches get fired. Even if they deliver 9 games. It’s a championship or bust in Neb. Minny doesn’t live by that. 7-9 wins is all they care to put butts in the seats
What I’m trying to say is Fleck is the thing. Does just enough to suck fans into beliving theyre good but wont ever do it.
Keeps getting extensions lol
He’s easily the best coach we’ve had in half a century and I’m not sure you’re familiar with the Gopher football teams recent past but getting this program to pushing for double-digit wins is basically unheard of. Acting like this is the ceiling given how long it takes to turn around college football programs is just crazy. You think Rhule is going to do anything at all with Nebraska the next 2 years?
Reducing college football to “natty or bust” is frankly insane. You might as well just jump ship to Bama because Nebraska is never ever competing with the SEC.
I’m a Husker fan and I live in Lincoln – the Natty or bust take isn’t accurate at all. Not to folks around here. It’s true that at one time that WAS the standard. 20 years of futility and 10 years past being relevant has changed that. Do a straw poll around here and 9/10 come back that fans just want to be in a bowl game and work from there. I watch ALL football and I know what Fleck has done for that program. Y’all could do a lot worse.
We’ve done a lot worse! I liked Jerry Kill but they never really changed the team like Fleck has for recruiting.
Bowl games are fun, even if they don’t mean that much.
Agreed. I’ll never understand the fear of losing a game or two and letting that destroy a whole season. The all or nothing types. Nobody wins all the time. Nobody. I liked coach Kill too.
I really liked Kill when he was the coach, and it was awful how Jim “asshole” Souhan treated him when he was really struggling with epilepsy.
Wasn’t as much of a fan when he tried to go scorched earth on Fleck after he replaced Claeys.
Souhan is a giant douche. I never really understood why Kill has beef with PJ. He’s actually done a miraculous job down in NM State turning that program around, which is ironic since he had a seizure on the sideline while there coaching the gophers years ago.
I was definitely surprised to see the Aggies went 6-6 after we mollywhopped them.
I hope they’ve improved the “Aggie Vision” broadcasting, man that’s some of the worse broadcasted football I’ve ever watched.
LOL, yeah that was awful.
NEBRASKACORNHUSKERS
common trash
Yeah we sucked but they fired the people and brought in Rhule.
LMAO huskers have been to a big ten title game more recently than the Gophers hahahahahahahaha
🙂 I don’t think five is a gopher fan.
I am for hockey. I’m a Goergia fan for college football. and Bama and Clemson
Go Huskies!
5 you’re a Michigan, OSU, GA, and TCU fan
not TCU or OSU (I have more than your 401k on Mich and Georgia)
What you take?
Mich and Ga straight and then teased them also where they both only have to win by 2 1/2 or less.
Why Georgia? BTW…something we have in common.
Big 5 only likes winners.
Then you obviously can’t really be a Vikings fan.
If we ever get a qb I’ll root for them. Got a start with a new (albeit terrible- 2022 draft-oof) gm and coach
Why? UND is closer than Minneapolis.
f them. what are they called now? Green Wokes?
Forced by the NCAA, not their choice. I still call them the Sioux. Most of the native folks I know still call them that, too.
Green Jello
Great band!
THE BEAR WENT OVER THE MOUNTAIN TO SEE WHAT HE COULD SEE
Big Bad Wolf, awesome tune, great video
Whioux?
LMAO, “rhule killed it in Carolina” .
Wasn’t his fault. The organization lied to him and didn’t give him enough time.
true, team game
Bad NFL coach and horrible management there.
Why is everyone picking on the beetles? They just want to live their life too.
I’m getting impatient. This is a beetle pushing a pile of dung. Someone needs to take a swing at this.
I’m not taking sides, I’m just trying to stir the pot.
You mean a Beatle pushing one of their songs?
LeFleur pushing the Packers through the season?
Just a pup.
What happen?
But did he mention the influence The Beatles had on DJ Wonnum?
LOL
no and he’s an idiot for not doing that!
Y’all are so stupid about this. DJ Wonnum DISCOVERED the Beatles, hence when their songs were played on the radio everyone started chanting “Great Selection by DJ”
LOL, this bit will likely continue for years.
Some new guy is gonna show up in a couple of months and be confused by somebody bashing the Beatles in reply to something totally unrelated.
Won’t take a couple of months, IMO.
LOL
we’ll have to add it to the “welcome to Skoloholics” thing
I think all of the long running inside jokes were one of the hardest things to catch up on when you first start commenting. You almost have to lurk for a few months before joining the conversation or you are just horribly confused all the time and think everybody here has the oddest takes on random things ever. So, yes a warning about inside jokes might be a good idea.
Trial by fire is best, IMO.
Agreed. I lurked for quite a while before commenting, too.
I’ve been commenting for quite awhile and I still don’t get some of the inside jokes.
that’s the 3nd time you pulled a camel’s hump out of a failed high jump attempt
He sucks, i could’ve scored on that run
lol
you’d still be picking your teeth out of the astroturf
he certainly does suck
This could be pretty cool if the Vikings can pull it off like Penn State does…
imagine showing up and not knowing and feeling like a jerk
ha ha
It would be easy for your friends to see you on tv though.
well, that’s true
I went to a Xmas Eve game at the ol’ ‘dome
Vikings lost to pukers on a last second field goal
it was a pretty good game though – had way too much fun
Gotta be honest, I’m struggling to come up with white clothing to wear to this one.. small kids =\= white clothes..
I have a white AD jersey I could wear.
I’d have to buy white pants, I don’t own any.
Yeah.. I’ll likely be sticking to jeans (lighter colored ones). No white jerseys though somehow.
I could wear white shorts, I suppose. My legs are white right now. Pretty sure my Florida tan is gone.
I don’t want to blind people
In California, they called me “The Mirror” when we played volleyball in the spring.
you’re taking kids?
just go to wherever and buy plain white tshirts
No no no.. just don’t have white cloths around the house because kids are frickin dirty..
ohh, your white clothes are in danger from the kiddos
got it
The Giants will also be joining in with their road unis.
I was wondering about that. The home team has the choice on what uniforms they wear, so it’ll be interesting to see if they play in their whites instead of “home purple”.
They’ll wear whites and giants will be blue
Do you have a link?
How racist
Is that a question or a statement?
Yes
Wow you putzes are active today
Meh…the first thread was 80% copy/paste from yesterday’s thread.
[blisteringly over the top response]
Wow, already on The Deuce. I’m impressed.
Per my earlier comment, I was on The Deuce, Deuce just prior to 8:56AM.
Dusty Rhodes, loved that dude.
wrestlers said he stunk
He was a big dude, I’m sure he did stink.
Especially after a rasslin match
He also ate a ton of southwestern style food–so farted all the time per the guys that rode w/him in the car…….
Elvis Presley would have sucked and been a no talent pussy loser if not for the Beatles influencing him.
Beating a dead horse would not exist today if not for the influence of the Beatles.
lmao
that’s how they invented glue
Correct, glue was created when the Beatles were the first people to beat a dead horse.
I seriously had a hard time stopping laughing at this one until I remembered this is taking time away from you publishing the summary. But then I re-read your comment and started laughing again.
You know who else beats dead horses? AC/DC. Every one of their songs sounds the same. I swear they recorded the guitar for their songs and then just sang new words over the track a few times.
I agree ftmp, though their stuff with Bonn Scott is different from the other guy
Haha, touché.
Are we doing one of those opposite universe things today??
The universe would not exist today if not for the influence of the Beatles.
not as we know it, anyway
lol this still going on? I already said rock-n-roll (or rockabilly) and rock bands are different things, btw
neither exist if not for the Beatles
I think they invented strings
Nobody would even know what a treble clef is today if not for the Beatles
ha!
I think they came up with the diatonic scale
Wait until you hear about tenor clef
Cleft Palates would not exist if not for the influence of The Beatles
are you, though?
I sure hope not
There’s a whole host of things that wouldn’t exist w/o The Beatles:
That’s just a few of their contributions to society but I’m sure there’s more.
I could strike 5 of those things from existence without hesitation
Beatles would not exist today if not for the influence of The Beatles.
Beatles would still exist, we would just call the Pink Floyds, and they’d be pink.
thanks for coming around, though!
LOL, keep going
Big loss for Bills
And slowly the door to a Super Bowl victory creeps open for our heros in purple
It won’t count if it happens because the Bills will be missing their best player.
it only won’t count if our coordinators pay players for injuring opponents on purpose
Of course it will. It wouldn´t count if we win ours like the *aints won theirs.
Kirk can deliver
Imagine the chains he’ll have to get if they were to win the SB.
For Pizza Ranch?
So he is a midwife as well? Shocking
lmao
Keep the rum flowing.
Getting Dantz back would be huge.
Never cared for Dantz, but that was before I saw Booth, Evans, and Shelley…..
Agree…we’re holding it together back there with chewing gum and paper clips.
I agree but oddly enough… tied for 4th with most INTs.
Played a lot of backup QB’s and bad starters….
Not our problem
Right?
Also, former Vikings Mike Hughes actually plays for the Kitties now and is currently graded worse than Duke Shelley.
Great pick, Wreck!
hopefully Jamo can be held in check to 150 yards and 2 td’s
troof
Ha!! This time he is Really going to jail….in fact he is likely a flight risk…ask LIfer.
That’s why he got his 747 fixed up so he could flee to Russia. Hopefully China shoots him down over the Pacific in to the Mariana Trench.
that sounds unhealthy
I thought you were certified
That reminds me. It has now been five months since I was accosted by a crazy person in La Crosse, WI that said Trump, in partnership with Putin and the guy who owns Qwik Trip was going to make La Crosse, WI “the devil’s town” and shortly a centerpiece in world events and the apocalypse.
I just Googled La Crosse, WI news. Apparently, “West Technical College hosted first ever Giving Day.”
So, yeah…it happening…
Problem #1: You were in downtown La Crosse.
Problem #2: You were in downtown La Crosse.
I might actually being going back in March for a conference. I should hang out on the waterfront again and see if the crazy dude reappears.
Get yourself a nice Trump shirt or Let’s Go Brandon shirt. They are fun to wear in liberal land.
Actually it just depends on when you are there. The last time I was in downtown La Crosse I was at a Bull Riding event. I didn’t see too many liberals around then. They were probably afraid of all the guns.
beers are likle 1 dollar there
lol, “centerpiece”. I think they have a brewery.
First over 6’4!
First over 6”
Nope.
oh yeah, you are 6’4 1/16
First over 6’5″
First under 5’6″
I think GF was before you
LOL, this is an amazing gif
Great tough man who loves America.
I’m actually 5’8″, corn ball.
LOL, shoot
my bad 🙂
first at exactly 6’1 & 5/8 “
you ain’t 6’5
You’re right, closer to 6’6″
you’re 5 key is off
Video didn’t embed up top. You can see it here.
Vimeo – Ice In Me – I Got The Ice In Me on Vimeo
This video cracks me up. There’s snakes in the toilet!
Continuing with Lifer’s post….
Jaire Alexander is overrated.
so is sleepy joe and his crackhead pos kid
Somebody’s upset CTE captain lost in GA yesterday. 52 seats and counting.
I know right?? People with cognitive impairment should not run for Senate…someone page Pennsylvania.
Long line of them. Age and term limits please.
Agree here
This is something everybody can get behind but politicians will never vote themselves out of insider information, I mean a job.
Okaaaaaaay…..?
Shouldn’t you be working on the summary?
indeed he should be
I’d hit that
snow gear is dangerous
I’ve had many crushes on snowboarding women who look cute in their gear – but at least half of ’em are, well, not so cute in street clothes
drink em pretty
sound advice
some of my best snowboarding has been with a couple beers in me – I’m limber and smooth, and if I crash I go limp easier
NoYST?
That’s what happens when he see’s his snowboarder chick without her snow gear on.
^ ^ ^
First!!!!!
Is the worst!
First auto rec