Minnesota Vikings News & Discussion: 17 Nov 2022

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We’re winding down the work week, just another day or two left until the weekend! Anyone have any plans for the weekend before Thanksgiving? For me, I plan to put up Christmas lights. This seems like a small task, but if you know how crazy I go with Christmas lights, you’ll know that it’s an entire weekend. Hopefully I can get them done, get the music going, and have a video to share on Monday.

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Minnesota Vikings News:

Skoldiers posted his Week 10 Report Card: Vikings @ Bills.

Have a Vikings-related or other question? Ask Rob at the Skoloholics Mailbag!

Here’s a great piece about Patrick Peterson on Yahoo Sports. This is how someone becomes one of the best to ever do it.

Video of the Day:

Here’s a great one from one of the best true western singers ever. A real cowboy, he was the 1976 bareback champion, and was a good guy. I got to meet him after his concert in San Jose California back in my army days. This is Chris LeDoux with Riding For A Fall, I love this one. Enjoy!

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Fivefingers
17 November 2022 4:28 pm

Just listened to two pretty smart guys, both think mortgage rates will go over 10%. oof

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 6:50 pm

1980s style

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 7:28 pm

was even higher back then

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:54 pm

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kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:23 pm

Glorious.

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 5:43 pm

Love this clip. Almost makes me want the Vikes to sign him.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
17 November 2022 6:51 pm

Same, he’s not great but that line makes me forever love Jimmy g

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:48 pm

They all are and sadly it’s likely the best thing. The masses are easily tricked by simple media and you already have that traitor Paul Ryan saying that and many others. Trump would be smart to just go enjoy life but I think he thinks he was wronged and wants to get back. Maybe they can file 400 lawsuits before 2024 like the left did in 2019 to cheat and possibly undo election fraud and maybe get Desantis in. Won’t save us right away but could delay mass chaos.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 2:02 pm

Just watch what the big money donors do. That’s usually a good predictor of who is going to prevail.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 2:13 pm

What’s the best Big Pharma web addresses?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:43 pm

When you kick that much ass, your toe is going to hurt.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 2:13 pm

You win.

HUNViking
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 2:18 pm

Perfect

Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:28 pm

I’m actually looking forward to when the 5G along with the scam potion you all took starts to mind control you and make you mostly AI. Gonna fuck with you all so bad.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:34 pm

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VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:48 pm

The voices in his head.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:50 pm

I remember when Paul Ryan shot him in the back in Platoon

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:40 pm

We’ve talked about this. The Covid vaccine is the antidote to what they are going to do. Why would they poison or mind control people they primarily have under control willingly?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 1:42 pm

you’ll see

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:20 pm

Nothing to see here….. People will say as always it’s a “conspiracy theory” etc. but I said long ago this was a scam. Why on earth were all these gov’ts forcing people to get an emergency use drug when they could not for their own health choices and freedom have ivermectin or hydrox or not take it? Went to all ends to get all people on it, even after all the info was proven wrong. Guess what? Now, all these people have something in them, none of those people know what it is, at all. But it was enough to not let people leave their house and to fly drones over their apts in aussi the gun free commieland and in canada to even get back into the country you had to lockdown for 3 days in a hotel and then 14 days at home. I wonder if this conspiracy is like the russian dossier, the NSA doesn’t listen/view every single thing you say, WMD, gulf of tonkin, Lee killed JFK, no ufo’s exist, cigs are good for you as is margerine, your gold won;t be taken away and per yellen the thoerist “this inflation is transitory”?

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:32 pm

oh hi right wing conspiracy hoax neo nazi trump lover

Fivefingers
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 1:43 pm

They are good at that. I mean when tweeter actually lets people have free speech then say “elon is evil and killing free speech!”

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:56 pm

I don’t think the vaccine had much to do with this. If you look who they graded as A vs F,

For example, nine states earned an “F” grade — Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Louisiana, Mississippi, Oklahoma, South Carolina and West Virginia — as did Puerto Rico, the report found. Only one state, Vermont, got an A– grade, the highest grade handed out.

Vermont was #2 in the nation for vaccine rates of 84%. The other 9 states are near the bottom in vaccine rates, and are around 50-58%. If vaccines were the cause, those numbers should be flipped.

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/articles/these-states-have-the-best-covid-19-vaccination-rates

benjammin
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Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 2:01 pm

I bred the hyde (that’s how you say it right kodiak?) after she and I both got vaxxed and a boosted once and our offspring came out healthy and happy and right on time. Like 20″ and 8+ pounds.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:06 pm

If by “healthy and happy”,
You mean “Weak, effete, and bound to a life of servitude to the strong and unvaccinated alphas”, then yore correct.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 2:14 pm

says the guy paying his mortgage from the BS shots^^^

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 2:19 pm

Oh shit! You’re in real estate, right? There’ no way your buyers and/or sellers are not on some government loans, grants or whatever. Impossible.
Guess who is a government employee by their own logic!!!!!
Welcome to the club 5!
Don’t deny it. You know damn well it true.
This is too fucking funny!
Is this why your so mad all the time?
Just how much money do you get from the gov.?
I bet at least 20%

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 2:45 pm

none are but you’re welcome for your salary. also
“loan” lmao

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 3:09 pm

Oh no. You are a gov leech! No way around it.
Real estate is soaked in Gov. money.
This is too fucking funny!
Your basically responsible for the market meltdown a decade ago.
Try not to cause any financial crises that us responsible taxpayers have to bail your ass out of.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 3:21 pm

Lol, no it isn’t. The only gov’t money is in affordable housing which is lol corrupt.

you seem triggered

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 3:26 pm

Because this is hilarious!!!!
You get paid by the gov!!!!

Big Gov 5!!!!!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 3:30 pm

news to me

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 3:36 pm

Are you really in real estate?

Seriously.

A quick google search yields an insane amount of gov. programs.

Hell, big companies get tax breaks for creating jobs.

So that gov. money goes right from them to you.

Don’t deny it. ……or keep on doing it. Its fun either way

This is delicious.

Gotcha Big Gov 5!!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 3:44 pm

Keep trying, I don’t care. What I do has nothing to do with the govt’.

you look like a fool

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 3:46 pm

well, the gov’t has an effect, like they are doing now, which just killed the RE market. lol

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:08 pm

“so far” and I hope that continues.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 2:16 pm

Everything pretty similar to the first so far, slightly smaller at birth, first was 23+ inches and 9 lbs but both healthy and growing.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:08 pm

There chance pre fake potion was also 100% healthy

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:30 pm

Well used vernacular there sonny. Have fun breeding the hyde again and again and again.

Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:00 pm

When you met your master, er, I mean wife/girlfriend, what do you think was the factor that made her/she/it/thing chose you?

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:03 pm

Well, because I´m awesome. Isn´t that obvious?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:08 pm

My status as the ultimate alpha male

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:22 pm

dumb and unpossible

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:33 pm

I really don’t have a great answer. At the time we met I was unemployed, divorced, and had to blow into a kazoo to start my vehicle. I guess the best answer would be she has low standards.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:45 pm

I think Randy Travis wrote a song about that

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:48 pm

Yeah, he’s got one on nearly everything.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:49 pm

That was a joke ref to I have friends in low places

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:53 pm

Oh, that was Garth Brooks, Randy does have songs about divorce/drinking.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:55 pm

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:56 pm

I think he is overrated as a musician but he does put on an amazing performance, easily top 3 live performers I’ve seen.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:09 pm

lmao, wranglers cute, does he twirl his accoutis guitar?

crap music

Mjolnir
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:09 pm

My wife’s dad drank himself to death at 39 – and was an awful man to boot.

Her stepfather isn’t much better.

Same with the list of exes that used her, robbed her, fucked her over and beat her.

I was ‘decent’

low bar, but it’s worked out well for me.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 1:21 pm

first good answer and good for you and her

Kodiak
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 2:45 pm

Trouble is when I meet those types they are really damaged and have serious issues with lots of different things

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:28 pm

Not sure exactly. She’s way out of my league. She’s younger and way more attractive. It’s not close haha. We go places she still gets carded, they don’t blink twice about needing my ID haha. She really likes my humor, my creative personality, desire for adventure and new experiences. I treat her well, damn when we talk about exes it’s crazy how poorly she was treated and put up with shit or too long. I guess we both had that in common in our past lol.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 1:29 pm

So cash. thanks for your answer

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:39 pm

Haha, jokes on her if she thinks it’s cash.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 1:44 pm

sounds like you both just found somebody a bit normal after bad exes. Has she been able to overcome your ultra liberal open border policy views?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:55 pm

She doesn’t give two shits about politics. I just want a border policy that makes sense with our cents. Walls don’t work.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 2:02 pm

Does she give three shits?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:25 pm

Ha!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 2:10 pm

too late, start learning spanish and get used to being a stranger in your homeland. It is over

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 2:27 pm

Have you ever lived where you’re a minority? I have. It changes some perspectives on things. What’s interesting is all this fear that is mainly white male fear of losing their dominance is even in a place where you’re a stranger where you’re living is if you just treat people well then you will be accepted. I am a big white ginger and yes it took a year or two but by the time I left the reservation I was loved by the tribe and have many life long friends. I want border security, but quit with all this talk about being a stranger in your homeland garbage.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 3:00 pm

I spent a summer in a village where there were a handful of caucasions.

Not a big deal unless someone starts making it a big deal. Like they want to scam someone.

Kodiak
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 2:49 pm

Lived, no but spent a lot of time in countries where I was.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 3:17 pm

Who said anything about being white? That’s the issue. You assumed racism. I’m saying you will be speaking spanish in the US soon.

You live in bumfuck northern MN. You don’t live in CO or LA and you will be stranger in your own country and will be voted against. I get all the stats, latinos are going to be the bulk. You have to remember that places like el salvador and mexico are hell holes of crime and poverty. Life is cheap.

freezeyface
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:34 pm

have you seen me?
enough said

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 1:50 pm

I bet its because you can eat her horrible sloppy joes.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:51 pm

Fivewich is the best

VikingPhilip
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 1:50 pm

Just your face.

SoCalMinnFan
SoCalMinnFan
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:51 pm

My Girlfriend had been beat down so long by her ex that I looked like up to her.

Fivefingers
Reply to  SoCalMinnFan
17 November 2022 2:10 pm

seems a common theme

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 2:25 pm

My wife married me because I was tall and could get stuff out from the top cupboards. She has told me this several times. (She also said I had nice legs)

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 2:51 pm

Still looking, all I find are broken pieces of women anymore.

norseman1
norseman1
17 November 2022 12:46 pm

5 Bills sent home after practice yesterday due to illness, never saw it specified.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
17 November 2022 12:56 pm

COVID, now they’re all ded. RIP

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:50 pm

Looks blank to me.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:11 pm

Same here, no issues.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 1:58 pm

And now its back. All of the Youtube videos disappeared for awhile.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 2:12 pm

Guess youtube pulled them for maintenance, then put them back online.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:59 pm

I remember growing up during lambing season there would inevitably be a huge blizzard every year during that time. Always had a rope tied from the house to the barn. One year wind blew so hard it came undone and my dad got stuck in the barn overnight during a blizzard, he said he didn’t sleep a wink because the sheep wouldn’t shut up lol.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:01 pm

That’s why I carry my GPS unit and some condoms.

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:05 pm

Shhhh, you are making the sheep nervous!

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:10 pm

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benjammin
Admin
17 November 2022 12:27 pm

LOL, Nebraska is nowhere to be found skolly.

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:30 pm

You’ll find them attached underneath the cleats of our opponents…..

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 12:31 pm

Yeah its unfortunate, I actually like Nebraska but they suck. Skoldiers was trying to tout them as a Big Ten West threat a while ago, lol.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:32 pm

He says lots of things. Did he predict double digit wins for them all year?

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 12:38 pm

Nooooo I did not. I thought they’d compete in big ten west with new QB but they sucked. Never said double digit wins

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:37 pm

I know, and I was optimistic too after we jettisoned Frost and won a few games. That and the B1G West is trash. Then the talent gap reared it’s ugly head.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 12:46 pm

Per recruiting ranking Nebraska has better talent than most in the west, they just seem to suck at developing it

Mjolnir
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:00 pm

You take a deep dive and you’ll see that we’ve lost tons of talent that have decided to play elsewhere. JD Spielman and Wan’Dale Robinson are a couple that come to mind. Luke McCaffery bailed, Adrian Martinez left and while he struggled here he’s played well at K-State. Others on the D side as well. Developing talent was never an issue @ NU in the past – OL, DL, DB’s in particular have been really good.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:37 pm

Beginning of season before I saw that Frost actually sucks and so does this interim idiot coach

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 1:01 pm

It certainly looks like more of the success at Central Florida was more Heupel than Frost, he’s really turned around Tennessee. On a side note my buddies and I used to harrass his dad Ken Heupel at Northern State U. games when he was HC there.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:39 pm

gophers won’t win big ten west anyways. And even if they do they’ll get curb stomped by OSU or Mich

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 12:42 pm

Doesn’t matter anyway. All anybody should wonder about is how bad the Cats are gonna beat the Griz on Saturday.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 1:03 pm

No matter who wins the west they’ll get curb stomped in Indy. It won’t be the Gophers, they can’t throw the ball and probably get shut out this weekend by Iowa. My guess is Iowa wins the west.

VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:18 pm

I may have to say something inflammatory to get the pot stirred up since it is so slow today.

Something like:

Fire

Or

Jock itch.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:22 pm

How’s this:

People who speak in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:24 pm

Is that shag or indoor/outdoor?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:28 pm

IDK, you’d have to ask Melvin Udoll

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:25 pm

Jesus liked metaphors.
You’re one sick bastard.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 12:28 pm

benjammin
Admin
17 November 2022 12:15 pm

Slow boring day on here today.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:20 pm

Minnesota Vikings News and Discussion: Part Dead

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:57 pm

It just seems like that because Kodiak isn’t posting he sucks or Jobu after every post.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 1:04 pm

He sucks.

Kodiak
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 2:55 pm

JOBU

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 11:52 am

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 12:02 pm

Guessing he’s O’Neils guy. Pies have given up 2 straight 200 yd games, i imagine KOC will give it due diligence.

NoDakRube
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 12:42 pm

Someone Buy Jobu some rum

HUNViking
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 1:08 pm

On it

benjammin
Admin
17 November 2022 11:25 am

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 11:32 am

Look at the Vikings down at the third from the bottom.
Wonder if this is pure luck or something else?
I remember last year Zim was saying they were going to try a different approach and go lighter in practice to avoid injuries.
Wonder if his approach was adding to the injury issues in past years?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 11:48 am

This is just players on injured reserve in relation to their salary. I would be curious to see it in more of a games missed or presumed starters games missed to account for players who miss one or two games but never go on IR. The Vikings would still be low on the list but I think that would be a more representative comparison.

Fivefingers
17 November 2022 11:04 am

Some might want to know that in theory the fed fund rate has to be higher than the inflation rate in order to curb inflation. You might wan to see what those 2 numbers are. If you bother to look you will realize this is just a guise to curb it and it will not curb it in any way via raising rates. As this is supple side inflation and the gov’t can’t control that at all this would solve itself and they would not need to raise rates and thus destroy the entire economy, which is what is going on and it will get worse. Then, once that is over you are going to get deflation and things get even worse. We are years from getting back to where we were if ever.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 11:30 am

I agree with you here. Focusing on demand destruction via high rates is not going to sort out the supply issues.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 11:33 am

How does Powell or somebody not at least consider that?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 11:40 am

Who knows. We need to start making shit here again. It might cost a bit more, but at least we won’t be at the whim of some other country doing bullshit covid lockdowns.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 11:40 am

Think in shoring will happen only b/c they almost have to now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 1:13 pm

Didn’t they just pass the CHIPS bill thing so computer chips start getting made in US

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:23 pm

Yes, yet another robbeyr of the taxpayer as the evil US gov’t just gave them cash and then will give them trillions more. A complete JOKE.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 1:14 pm

Also, be careful, you sound like you almost believe in America First policies.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:24 pm

Agree, he better watch hisself

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:29 pm

Monetary policy wise, I would do away with social security and I really don’t like Medicare BTW.

But that is a whole other topic.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:59 pm

These are both gone now too. I saw them earlier but upon refreshing it is just a big white space now.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:32 pm

Yup he is great. Agreed. Have you listened to Whitey Morgan?

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:31 pm

So it’s actually a cover of one of the original true outlaw country legends Townes Van Zandt here’s a rendition of it from a GREAT documentary called Heartworn Highways.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 11:34 am

lol

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:14 pm

That’s racist. They should cancel him.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:33 pm

Reminds me of this haha:

Mjolnir
17 November 2022 10:48 am

Thorsday Mofo’s….
A few thoughts:

The new logo is sick…. Gave me a chill looking at the finished product. Battle tested, cracked, bloodied – Like every damn good man I know. (Also, I could totally smoke weed outta that thing)

I want to see King Henry absolutely obliterate Lameblow tonight – gimme 225 and 3 tuddies. Quell this talk of Erin and the ladies making a run.

3-6 ft of snow expected in Buffalo. I want to see that.

Got the tree up and lit. Monster had it knocked down an hour later. Put it back up. He pulled it down again overnight. Does this every year. He’ll stop. Love that goddamn cat.

Doing some independent research and I’ve found that Nutter Butter’s are the superior of all the pre-packed cookies. Better than Oreos (which is easy as those thieving bastards are just a ripoff of Hydrox)

Skol

KFEY93
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 10:52 am

All snow will be done by late Saturday night /early Sunday morning. Filed will be cleared by kick off I imagine.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 11:12 am

We’ve had this debate a few times on the DN or here about Oreos. They suck. The End.

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 11:34 am

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:07 pm

I haven’t had an Oreo in a coons age.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:16 pm

That’s racist they should cancel you?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:19 pm

“They” probably should.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:23 pm

Who exactly are they?

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:25 pm

It’s a secret.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:27 pm

What if I called you a reverse oreo? Is that racist?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 12:29 pm

My head hurts

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 12:29 pm

Of course. Everything is.

Mjolnir
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:34 pm

Coons?!? Momma used to sweep them off the front porch with a broom….

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 1:15 pm

Oreos. They suck. The End.

Very true.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 1:17 pm

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SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:14 am

Love it. Brad i sent you discord message

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:24 am

I would have made it look more like a penis, but its ok.

Kodiak
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:46 am

I’m telling ya, ancient Norske SKOL in the gold

Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 10:07 am

I got my new marching orders today. We are fully out of the covid testing. I’m going to be doing clinical trials for a large biotech company with some routine diabetes testing mixed in.
Basically need to sign my life away in non-disclosures.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 10:15 am

diabetes testing mixed in

Our middle daughter was diagnosed with Type 1 Diabetes when she was 7 (she’s an 18 yo freshman in college now). Not sure exactly what type of research you’re doing, but my family appreciates your efforts!

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 9:53 am

Fires galore this morning which is fun

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  SkoIdiers
17 November 2022 9:54 am

Sick Pyromaniac.

HUNViking
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:16 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 10:19 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:21 am

I was looking for that one.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 10:23 am

Backdraft was a great movie

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:12 am

That’s great, post a link to an article that requires a subscription, you working for The Athletic now? I’m not paying to read their crap.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:14 am

All off them. ESPN+, Prime, can shove up their collective asses.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  norseman1
17 November 2022 9:16 am

Yep, that’s how I feel, I can get the same quality “analysis” from sites for free.

Adrenaline
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:24 am

Nothing worse than some dopey bunch of moneygrubbing execs peeling off NFL games for their crappy streaming services, including Goodell and NFL+

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:26 am

Yeah I think I’m going to sign up for that, I can’t really watch games during the day at noon or even afternoon.

DE Viking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 12:24 pm

 I mainly bought it to help me provide better content on here,

As your CPA, this is the way to claim it as a business expense.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  DE Viking
17 November 2022 12:25 pm

How’s your daughter?

DE Viking
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:56 pm

Not great.
Slight improvement today.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:21 pm

Amen.

HUNViking
Reply to  DE Viking
17 November 2022 1:35 pm

🙏

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  DE Viking
17 November 2022 1:59 pm

Sending more prayers your way.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  DE Viking
17 November 2022 2:03 pm

Said a prayer for your fam.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:51 am

They put the anal in analysis

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:24 am

It stayed up just long enough to read the first sentence then went off into subscription hades…

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 9:28 am

This is how it starts. First GF starts pushing subscription websites. Then he’ll put ads on this website and when Google threatens to take the ads away the censorship will

start.
I’m kidding Brad
.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 9:32 am

He’ll soon follow the lead of the government and force Android and Apple to download skolhoes on every phone…

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:25 am

LOL, yeah IDK, I can read for like 5 seconds then it pops up with the “sign up for all the content” message. No big deal.

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:01 am

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Lifer
17 November 2022 10:05 am

That comment definitely came off bitchier than I meant it too. Meant to be more sarcastic.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:49 am

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HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:12 am

Wow, big if true. Sounds like there are some underlying issues with Russ that are starting to surface.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:21 am

i wish he was our QB instead of trash kirk.
same with teddy. baker mayfield. or byron leftwhich

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 9:24 am

Leftwich is an OC.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:33 am

player coach

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 9:40 am

He hasn’t played in over a decade, I’d rather have Heineke

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:43 am

ben, i mean come on.
gimme charlie batch

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 9:55 am

Is he even alive? I’d take Jon Kitna too.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:23 am

Does being alive even matter?
We could just do a weekend at Bernie’s thingy at QB.
Just think of all the extra cap space we would have!

NoDakRube
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 9:29 am

i wish he was our QB instead of trash kirk.same with teddy. baker mayfield. or byron leftwhich

Yeah, right? According to PFF Kirk sucked in the Buffalo game. If we would have had Russell we win it in regulation.

freezeyface
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 9:33 am

he would have been ready to go WAY before kirk.
he would have been doing high knees on the plane right to buffalo

SkoIdiers
SkoIdiers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:54 am

LOL he sucks

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:01 pm

Not a fan. I said some time ago I thought he was past his prime, and I REALLY don’t like the Hollywood elitist attitude. Saw a story by a nationally known NFL reporter who was talking about some big sports red carpet event (maybe ESPY’s?). He said all the other NFL guys were friendly and approachable and gave him some comments except Russ. When he approached Russ and his wife, Russ held his hand up like a stop sign. Reporter took it as, don’t even think you’re important enough to approach us.

Mjolnir
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 November 2022 1:17 pm

That was Kyle Brandt on GMFB and he’s right. Wilson has always been a fraud. SNF last year in Pittsburgh. He’s injured and not playing but went out and had a fake 2 minute drill to stay fresh – it was a complete show knowing full well he’s on camera. He’s a slapdick.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Mjolnir
17 November 2022 1:44 pm

Thank you, couldn’t remember who the reporter was, but was sure it was a nationally known reporter, not a local guy Wilson wouldn’t have recognized.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:13 am

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:26 am

I wonder how many stock certificates will end up down at the sewer plant…

Northwoods
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 11:37 am

They’ll be burning them to stay warm at night……since their trophies are fire-retardant.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:28 am

Green Bay sucks

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:42 am

Titans are decent. Green Bay always overrated. Hopefully the Titans win but Watson has another 3 TD game. Gonna be weird to hope for a Packers win next week.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:53 am

if we beat dallas and new england (not saying we will, i said IF, so settle down kodiak and five), i will hope the eagles KILL the pack

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 9:56 am

I would still be hoping for a Pack win, that would give Vikings #1 seed, apparently you aren’t a true fan.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:57 am

I’ll take the #2 seed if that means the Packers don’t make the playoffs. Of course the ideal scenario is the Packers miss the playoffs and the Vikings get the #1, but I think if I had to choose I want the Packers eliminated.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 10:04 am

I don’t give a shit about the Packers or if they make the playoffs, I want the Vikings to win the SB and the best path to that nowadays is the #1 seed since its the only team in the conference that gets a bye, not to mention homefield throughout.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:06 am

Yeah, I get it. I guess it’s still the lingering doom in the back of my mind that is waiting for the Vikings to fail epically.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 10:07 am

Yeah the doom will definitely come, its just how it is.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 10:12 am

I was listening to a Podcast yesterday and the host was talking about why the Vikings still have so many fans that can only see the negative and aren’t able to enjoy the Vikings’ success (not saying this is you and it wasn’t clear if he was specifically referring to five/Kodiak).

And I thought he had a great response:

Listen, I get it. Your team can’t kill you if you’re already dead inside.

I lol’d when I heard that.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  skolifer
17 November 2022 10:14 am

That’s pretty much me. My unending/unchecked hope for the Vikings died with Teddy’s knee.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  skolifer
17 November 2022 10:16 am

I’m enjoying the season so far. I will not get any kind of legitimate hope for a SB as this team has proven only one thing, they blow it out their asses one way or another in the biggest moments just when you think they won’t.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:10 am

yes we for sure need homefield advantage. agreed.
hard to cheer for the pack, i just hope we put ourselves in a spot that we don’t have to. but i get it ok? I GET IT

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 10:13 am

So you get it?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:16 am

i mean i got it before our conversation even started.

do YOU get it?

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  freezeyface
17 November 2022 10:21 am

Yes I get it. FTP unless it helps Vikings.

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:31 am

also. do you get IT?

freezeyface
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:59 am

i know i know.
but i will just hope they (eagles) get beat somewhere else.

but yes. i hate the vikings.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:20 am

What if they move them to N. Dakota?
AND just for fun they but them in Butte?

Google butte ND.  It exists with a pop. of 70 people BTW.
NoDakRube
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 10:27 am

My Family lived in Butte for a time….

Yes the Packers in Butte….make your own jokes.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:21 am

IDK, I’d I’m more concerned with Vikings success than I am with Packers failure, sounds like you have PDS

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:23 am

Packers fans deserve a decade or two of shit teams. Not mediocre, Cleveland bad before the last couple of years. If they can go ahead and start the train down those tracks now that would be great. I want them all sitting at home watching the Vikings win playoff games and then the SB.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:43 am

Sounds like you have PMS

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 10:48 am

I suppose that’s better than menopause like five has

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:54 am

more like depression as my business is lol now. Lots of fishing and living off the system likle everybody else for me. Until the money runs out and murder goes into millions

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 11:49 am

Well, enjoy it while it lasts I guess. Pretty sure Lifer could get you a job with the illiterates blowing up balloons at the air compressor repair plant.

Fivefingers
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:53 am

same, and we are in no position to make fun of any franchise.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:19 pm

I so understand this, because we have the same situation here with UofL/UK. UK has the most obnoxious fans in the college ball world. When they live among you, and you have to deal with them your whole life, it just takes it to a different level.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:13 am

DVOA says they are a much better team than us, so their fans are idiots.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:10 am

Wow, Stanley and Wirfs are elite. Darrisaw good though.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:19 am

Love to see the enthusiasm!

NoDakRube
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 9:26 am

We had this quote in our college football locker room.

“If you have enthusiasm, you should thank God for it. If you do not have it, you should get down on your knees and pray for it.”

He definitely has it.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:56 am

Love it.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:08 am

😂

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:45 am

as that the play dalvin got tackled by his hair kind of?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:15 am

Who would have ever thought that would be an advantage?

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 11:34 am

I think it was Krauser who had a tweet showing that on the goal line they had guys clearly lined up in the neutral zone as well. Not just a hand in a questionable location, basically helmet and a chunk of shoulder in too.
Makes stuffing the line a lot easier.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 12:09 pm

I thought you said The Kaiser at first glance. I figured he was just way ahead of his time.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:24 pm

He was a big Vikings fan. Check out his helmet

VikingPhilip
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:33 pm

This is weird. There is no Reply button under BSF’s post that has the Kaier gif.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  VikingPhilip
17 November 2022 12:37 pm

I think it had a seizure from the gif.

skolifer
skolifer
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 11:37 am

I think the 12 men play was on Dalvin’s run from the 2-yard line (he got tackled for a 3ish yard loss). But they were lined up in the neutral zone on the Cousins goal line QB sneak.

So, pretty sure it was two different plays, two equally important referee gaffs on what should have been easy calls to make. Combined, could have made a 11 point difference on the score board (on the Dalvin stop, we still got a FG, IIRC).

HUNViking
Reply to  skolifer
17 November 2022 12:18 pm

So many penalties “overlooked” by the Refs, it was a joke.

freezeyface
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 11:39 am

still think cousins should have went over the top

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:33 am

Zimmer would have just said “We need to run the ball more”

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:22 pm

Hilarious!

KFEY93
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:38 am

Most of the snow will be done falling by 2am on Sunday according to forcasts. Im sure they will have crews there working Saturday night/Early Sunday morning to clean up and keep up in time for kick off.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  KFEY93
17 November 2022 10:42 am

Think so, pretty good winds behind it, i think.

Fivefingers
Reply to  KFEY93
17 November 2022 10:55 am

It’s snowing in Denver and took me 1 hour to go 12 miles and there was 1/2″ of snow. You should see these people drive in what they have never seen.

I would post a picture but my image and gif thing is gone. Any idea what I can do to fix that?

Kodiak
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 10:57 am

mini ban?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Kodiak
17 November 2022 10:57 am

nope, asked all

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 12:38 pm

This really is a weird bug. Have you tried another browser?

Surly Viking
Admin
17 November 2022 8:26 am

Dry January is gonna be hard this year. Vikings will be in the playoffs, and I have to deal with that sober.

Or….

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:35 am

Good for you man!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:22 am

Yeah, I have “cut back” to drinking one day per week vs 3-4. Feeling good, do not really miss it much. I do like beer, but beer makes me fat.
That combined with my dad and his booze induced health issues is making me rethink life choices.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:27 am

The day that you lost your beer cooler off the kayak was symbolic…

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:29 am

Yep. there are plenty of things to enjoy that are good for you, or even less bad for you.
Well done on setting a good Dad example for the little guy.

kathy.clater.3
kathy.clater.3
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 1:29 pm

I love this about you. So many of us had crappy or absent fathers. Big part of what’s wrong in this country.

Fivefingers
Reply to  kathy.clater.3
17 November 2022 3:22 pm

not crappy fathers, courts are crappy

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 10:25 am

Give meth a try. Its good for dieting.

Mjolnir
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 8:33 am

You have the solution right there. You’ll be fine.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 8:35 am

I did Sober October a few years ago, well it was in hope my wife at the time and I were supposed to both do it, I did it lol. Didn’t seem that hard. Didn’t have any weed either. I get drunk maybe 5 times a year. I use weed as a medicine really. 1 little puff before bed really helps me get to sleep. I rarely use it recreationally.

My problem is digging, hunting and looking for rare bottles of whisky I’ve never had before is half the fun. I love trying to find a few unicorns. If anyone can find me the 2013 Laphroaig Cairdeas or the Longrow Red Port Cask I’d be forever in your debt. Two I’ve been searching for for years! haha.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 9:26 am

For me, really good beer is better than really good whisky, but I do agree that finding a rare bottle at a good price is fun. Weller 12 year is the last good find I had. $24.

Hate the feeling of smoking anything, so gummies or THC seltzers will have to do. And I agree on the medicine. I sleep great after one 3.2 gummy, and it also helps the joint pain.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 9:49 am

So it’s gotten to the point for me that I rarely buy a bottle in the US of the really good stuff to me. Like I have some staple bourbons, Eagle Rare, Bakers etc… but when I spend a few hundo on bottles it’s typically from European websites. Guys that can drive to the distillery itself and get bottles you can only get from the distillery. I had a Bowmore Warehouseman Distillery Exclusive a few years back, only 3,000 bottles. That was so incredibly good.

I like good beers too and love going to breweries but I can find good beers almost anywhere now-a-days. It’s very difficult for me to go to a bar, look at their whisky list and go, “Oooooo I want to try that!”

Yeah, edibles are amazing! It’s funny how much people have been tricked by the years of propaganda. My girlfriend when we first started dating we went to Minneapolis to go see my best friend’s band who was on tour with Jinjer and playing at the Fillmore. He’s a big pot-head. She goes, “Are you going to smoke with him?” I said, “Yes.” She goes, “Am I going to have to carry you home?” Granted she’s 5 foot tall and 130-40 pounds so she was worried. I go, “you don’t understand how weed really works huh?” She goes, “Just don’t die.” Which gave me a good laugh. She now enjoys some smoke every now and again lol.

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 10:05 am

What is this 3.2 gummy you speak of that helps you sleep? I would like more information. I am a terrible sleeper.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Wrenage
17 November 2022 10:12 am

THC gummies have different varieties. In general anything that says sativa will be more energetic buzz and indica will be more chill. They make various gummies specifically for sleep, and 3 mg is a pretty minor level. If you go to a shop with gummies, they’ll point you in the right direction.
Or just eat two or three of the 5 mg ones and get ready to party.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 10:18 am

When I lived in CO back in like 2012 I’d buy the 7mg ones and usually eat half at a time if I wanted to remain functional at all. It was pretty wild the stuff the made THC infused, balms for aches and pains, energy drinks, personal lubricants, etc.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:30 am

I get the Camino gummies since you can get them in Las Vegas, all of Co, MN, Chicago and MI.
5 mg ones. I usually eat one or two. Then wait 30-60 minutes and either just chill or eat another one.
7 mg is not that much. Actually sounds like a perfect amount.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 11:10 am

I haven’t had any since moving back to MN in 2016. Back when I was in CO a coworker gave our boss a piece of THC chocolate when we were in Vegas for a convention because she was having some pain issues (later had both knees replaced). The piece was scored into 4 sections to break apart. Boss apparently didn’t know that it was roughly 30 mg total and she ate the whole thing. About 30 mins after eating it she simultaneously threw up and pissed herself. I found it pretty funny.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 12:35 pm

30mg would be a lot for most people at once. Buddy once at 50 mg at once. He smoked daily and wasn’t a light weight. He was pretty fucked up from it though. We were supposed to be grouse hunting. He just sat in the RZR high as fuck for half the day, then he took a nap.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:50 am

Was it Pappy? I bet it was Pappy. Good stuff. I like bourbon but am more of a scotch guy. Very few places have a selection that I want to try.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:29 am

Oh gotcha. You don’t remember the name?

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 10:29 am

likely that peanut butter shit

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:57 am

I split a bottle of 25 year Glenlivet with a former co-worker, $500 bottle, company gave it to him for his 40th anniversary. It was the best scotch I’ve ever had.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 10:07 am

Yum.

I got these two yesterday.

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Northwoods
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 11:44 am

Try a handful of pistachios half hour before bedtime. They have a high melatonin content, and are slightly cheaper than weed.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Northwoods
17 November 2022 12:01 pm

I have tried melatonin and didn’t like the results. I do like pistachios though lol. I have heard a guy talk about how he would never go the melatonin route and I can’t remember the explanation why but it made sense so he was asked what he would do. I have tried this and it has helped. It’s a combo of L-Theanine, Magnesium L-Theronate, and Chamomile Pills. That was way more effective than melatonin for me.

Wrenage
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 8:50 am

I think I might be allergic to booze or something. I like the idea of alcohol. I like the taste of beer, but it all makes me feel ill. When I hear people talk about alcohol making them feel “good,” I don’t even know what that means.

The odd thing is, sometimes I put honey in brandy, heat it up and sip it when I have a sore throat. That doesn’t make me sick. Likewise, mead doesn’t bother me as much as a regular wine.

I wonder if the honey element makes my body metabolize alcohol differently or something. I should try some honey-based beer and see what happened. Hmmm…might have to go investigate the liquor store selection today.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Wrenage
17 November 2022 9:51 am

That is interesting. You should play around with like mash bills of whiskies too. Like stuff that is high rye might be alright for you or wheated etc…

Wrenage
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 10:03 am

I’ll give it a shot.

I have enthusiasm for things!

Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:50 am

Fed’s Bullard says interest rates will need to rise further to bring inflation down

Adrenaline
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:01 am

Yeah, but elites are still doing fine.

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 8:24 am

Let’s not call them elites. Let’s call them what they are: parasites (with very few exceptions).

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:01 am

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 8:11 am

This is because I need to either laugh or cry about this.

I hate all politicians.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:03 am

I’ll never forgive Elliot Capital for partially destroying Cabelas.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:17 am

Corvex sounds like an STD

Adrenaline
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:29 am

Call it MonkeyMeisterPox

HUNViking
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 11:06 am

I hate all politicians

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:35 am

Definitely not in, or headed to a recession. Economy is great, just ask air compressor repairmen that blow up balloons with the illiterates at the repair factory.

Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:44 am

market not so good today, huh?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:46 am

Everything’s fine. Nothing to worry about. Zero inflation. The economy is strong.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 7:48 am

Yup, just fine.

Not to worry about corruption, sending another $36 billion to Ukraine that will come back to our own politician’s pockets through whatever the latest scam like FTX is.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 7:49 am

I’m sure the FTX thing was an honest mistake and there was no ill intent so no charges will need to be filed, as long as they bleach bit there electronics first.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:47 am

At least Pelosi is getting the boot. Her and Mitch should ride off into the sunset and by sunset I mean a literal burning ball of gas they should walk right into it.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 7:55 am

mcconnell won easily and his wife is practically a chinese asset. her dad left china but went to school before that with what would become the chy-na president. they invested in chy-na and also started a shipping company and the ships are built in chy-na. pure traitor

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:03 am

Yup and big T appointed his wife as Transportation Secretary. Afterrrrrrrr Bush made her Labor Secretary.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 8:05 am

Yup, made no sense whatsoever, just like appointing that witch DeVos as Ed secretary.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 8:09 am

You mean the lady that her and her family donated million’s to Trump’s campaign so she got appointed to a cabinet position… But Trump can’t be bought and is draining the swamp HA!

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 8:11 am

things are so much better now, thank god for obama

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:08 am

Of course he won easily and of course he’s super corrupt. What’s incentive to not be corrupt? He knows where he is running he can do whatever he wants and still win because even though every pretty much agrees he’s a scumbag corrupt POS he has a R behind his name so that’s what matters. Same shit goes for Pelosi. Man I hate identity politics.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 8:10 am

false, then he should be defeated in the primaries

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:11 am

Too many people just vote for the person who’s name they recognize without any idea of their politics. That’s why incumbents are so hard to oust. The stupidity of the American people is great.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:12 am

And that is part of the reason the original plan was only land owners being allowed to vote.
Being born into money is no guarantee of intelligence.

But they set up a really good system to convince the minions that they are free.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 8:14 am

Free, lol. You can’t take a shit w/o a license or piss in the yard without a law preventing it.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 8:14 am

People who have no real skin in the game other than handouts shouldn’t have a say. Only landowners may be a bit far but you should at least be gainfully employed. Or maybe just have people vote for the issues on a ballot without a name there.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:29 am

I remember arguing with a poli sci professor in college. I felt that anyone who either works for the government or gets any benefit or handout, should not be allowed to vote.

People suck.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 9:05 am

Yup, at a minimum, taxpayers or someone who puts their life on the line.

If you get money without contributing, you get no say. Period.

NoDakRube
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 9:08 am

Thats the way it should be….or the do nothings will continue to vote to take more money from the doers.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:13 am

Correct, which means it’s not Trump’s or anybody else’s fault, it’s the voter’s fault. If all know mcconnell is so bad then they should vote him out. Why doesn’t another rub run vs him?????

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:37 am

Nobody is going to waste their time and that would upset the party. The loyalty is insane.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:57 am

Totally agreed.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:24 am

And it doesn’t matter if any given political system has two or more parties. All of them work for the same masters.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:33 am

left works for the worse won in all ways

NoDakRube
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:45 am

BFS assured me based on science that the market is going to do well this year…
What could possibly go wrong?

I want the market to drop 1,000 today then I am going all in.

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 8:54 am

Big Face Stupid?

NoDakRube
Reply to  norseman1
17 November 2022 8:58 am

Yes that guy…Big Face Stupid.

VikingPhilip
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 9:10 am

So do you think that BSF has a BFS?

Fivefingers
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 10:34 am

He gets paid essentially by the gov’t. It’s actually good for those people in a lot of ways.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 12:54 pm

Actually about 80% of my salary comes from biotech companies that hire us to run clinical trials in a hospital accredited lab in case you were wondering. I’m sure there’s some government money mixed into some of the routine testing that gets billed out.
My work helps diabetics, people with cardiovascular disease and renal issues just to name a few things we have done over the years.
Children routinely make us cards thanking us for our work, and I’ve watched grown men cry tears of joy after being involved in our trials.
Right now we are in-between projects, but sadly you won’t see too much of me in a few weeks.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 1:13 pm

It wasn’t necessarily a knock on you or anybody in those industries. But much of Biotech money is from the gov’t and the US gov’t spooned billions to them in the covid scam. (well, cept me who still had to pay as the “billing system” didn’t work right with MY insurance. )

Pfizer Gets $1.95 Billion to Produce Coronavirus Vaccine by Year’s End

and voiola! they got it done!

It’s no different than most medical. If you asked a Dr. they would say the hospital pays me. But in reailty , the insurance company/gov’t pays them and it will never fail. In the end, I pay along with all the other suckers who obama fucked royally.

In almost every city I pull the numbers on health care (all guaranteed by the gov’t) is one of if not the largest employer.

It’s a good thing to be in, another business that can get paid via the US taxpayer. I only wish I could do it too, lol.

Weird how you can buy the same drugs in canada for a fraction of the price. It’s big big business now.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:16 pm

Your taxes pay my exorbitant salary, thank you.

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 1:41 pm

I get what your saying.
Here’s something interesting though.
We generally avoid government contracts, or working directly with the government. Its a lot of paperwork. I mean a crazy amount.

Since we are doing what is basically specialty research we can usually avoid getting involved in medicare or medicaid directly too. Those rates would barely keep the lights on BTW. Not sure how much MT gets involved in billing, but the government rates would put us all out of business in my area. I bet its the same everywhere.

You ever have a seller or buyer that is using a gov. program?
if you did/do, you’d know exactly why we tend to avoid directly working with them.
It really can be a nightmare.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Big Stupid Face
17 November 2022 3:24 pm

yup, SBA, which is also a scam

Big Stupid Face
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 12:55 pm

Yeah. Done deal and get your money in now!!!!

For every midterm election since World War II, stocks have been higher one year later. Additionally, the third year of a newly elected president’s term has delivered the strongest returns for the S&P 500 since 1950, with average gains of 20.1%

What could go wrong?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:16 am

I thought it was a failure and their only chance at a successful season was Harbaugh?

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:28 am

I would have preferred Harbaugh. I admit that so far, there is absolutely no reason to complain, on the contrary. Very happy with what KOC is doing with this team so far.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 8:29 am

Any more word on the pipeline break over there? I haven’t heard a word about it since it happened here.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:34 am

Not much since then. Swedish and Danish authorities were investigating, but, get this, neither Germany nor Russia were allowed to join the investigation. German government declined several inquiries for further information about the incident saying that publishing info they have so far would threaten “national security”. Smells like some kind of cover up, very fishy.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 8:35 am

Huh, another “nothing to see here, move one and forget this happened.”

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:38 am

Yup, exactly.

Wrenage
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:52 am

I just read a story the other day that said two “dark” ships were in the area at the time. “Dark” ships are ones that turn off their transponders, which is considered fishy. Smugglers often do it, apparently.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 10:35 am

Brits did that, old news.

HUNViking
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 11:10 am

Rumor has it that the Brits were involved, yes.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:37 am

I wasn’t necessarily against KOC, just expected some growing pains with a rookie HC. Very happy that he seems to really know what he is doing, mostly, even in his very first season as HC.

HUNViking
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 9:29 am

Indeed, Queasy & KOC do seem to have a plan, and so far, it’s working just fine.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 10:36 am

oh this is going to age so badly

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 11:39 am

61 for 61 so far

Wrenage
17 November 2022 7:08 am

Happy birthday, Devito…

VikingPhilip
Reply to  Wrenage
17 November 2022 8:12 am

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benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Wrenage
17 November 2022 8:42 am

Lifer
Admin
17 November 2022 6:41 am

The disrespect is mind blowing…..Cowboys are not that great of a team at the moment.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
17 November 2022 6:46 am

lol

Replying to @SeifertESPN
Dang they be disrespecting Kirko Chainz like that – equating him to a backup QB???

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Teddy Bridgewater Stan Account

Market hasn’t adjusted for Kirko – they still see Kirk.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Lifer
17 November 2022 6:48 am

who cares.

let’s win another one score nail biter

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 6:56 am

Yup, who cares? In fact, I want them to be underdogs in every single game up until and (hopefully) including the Super Bowl. Let’s just win, Baby.

Adrenaline
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 7:50 am

There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here.

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 7:50 am

I like it!

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 8:11 am

NoDakRube
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
17 November 2022 8:47 am

Loved watching underdog as a kid….

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  NoDakRube
17 November 2022 9:06 am

I preferred Hong Kong Phooey, #1 Super Guy

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Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:37 am

Now that song is stuck in my head.
RIP Scatman Crothers

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 9:53 am

Yep, stuck in my head now too. Scatman is a name I haven’t thought of in a looooong time, I remember him from reruns of Chico and The Man from when I was a kid, but mostly I remember him as HKP, which I would watch back when USA network existed and had the cartoon express thing on for hours and played a bunch of great Hannah Barbera stuff.

freezeyface
Reply to  Lifer
17 November 2022 7:58 am

hey vikings….just….MAKE IT ENTERTAINING

Fivefingers
17 November 2022 6:40 am

Still no image icons, wtf?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:10 am

I told you. Shadow ban. Can you share online images?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 7:24 am

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bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:28 am

I can see that fine. It’s gotta be a pop up blocker or cookie blocker you have enabled.

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 7:29 am

That’s what I thought. I’ll play with it. You going hunting this weekend?

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:31 am

Not sure yet. Gonna try but I have a lot to get done at the house after being gone for a week. If nothing else I want to try and get the doggo out and my oldest wants to go out and scout or do something in the hills so if nothing else I might just do a short bird hunt with him and the doofus dog.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:18 am

chrome, always have too

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:19 am

That’s weird that it just quit working, and right after the mid terms…

Fivefingers
Reply to  Gone fishin'
17 November 2022 8:34 am

did that, allowed cookies. weird

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:37 am

Try a different browser as a test.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:41 am

Yup, I can see that… But do I want to see that… maybe no pictures for 5 is an OK thing if he’s just gonna share pictures of dudes working out.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 7:41 am

That’s just any dude, it’s one of his political heroes.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:59 am

Well Ryan thinks anyone not named Trump can beat Biden in the next election… Now he must hate Paul Ryan.

benjammin
Admin
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 9:07 am

Highly doubt Biden runs again, could be wrong tho

norseman1
norseman1
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:09 am

But Peloosi endorses him, said he’s been a great president.

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  norseman1
17 November 2022 9:26 am

She’s just sucking up because she wants to move to Italy.

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  benjammin
17 November 2022 9:20 am

They’ll just load him up with uppers again on the campaign trail.

Hercdriver
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 8:20 am

Five are you posting selfies now?

Fivefingers
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 7:25 am

you see this? unreal if these pos did that

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 6:41 am

these are all texts, are they populating for you when you post?

Lifer
Admin
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 6:42 am

I see them as images. Must be on your end.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Lifer
17 November 2022 6:47 am

I figured. wonder if it’s a pop up feature

Edgecrusher71
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 7:42 am

The fact you can’t see other people’s as well really does probably mean it’s on your end. Something is blocking scripts involving pictures/gifs.

Adrenaline
Reply to  Edgecrusher71
17 November 2022 7:51 am

Yup, a blocker, maybe antivirus or browser

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 7:56 am

a blocker

Blocking very efficiently it seems, just like Darrisaw

bowbunch
bowbunch
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 7:59 am

It’s probably the trackers the government has embedded in his computer.

Adrenaline
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 8:04 am

Yup, was just looking at an article about Massachusetts Dept of Health illegally having Google install health trackers on millions of residents, and then Predict Wise, a democrat project, having google put their tracker on over 100 million American phones.

HUNViking
Reply to  bowbunch
17 November 2022 11:15 am

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freezeyface
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 7:59 am

pretty fun.
i think it would be really hard to root against this team.

FloridaSKOL
17 November 2022 6:26 am

Thorsday!

HUNViking
Reply to  FloridaSKOL
17 November 2022 12:12 pm

Surly Viking
Admin
17 November 2022 6:05 am

Love the new logo.
When does the store open?

HUNViking
Reply to  Surly Viking
17 November 2022 6:48 am

New logo is rad! Maybe we should camp out in front of the store to be FIRST when it finally opens?

Adrenaline
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 7:52 am

I want the “Just One Before I Die” jersey

HUNViking
Reply to  Adrenaline
17 November 2022 8:04 am

Excellent choice. Would be nice to get a Super Bowl win to go with the jersey.

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  HUNViking
17 November 2022 8:09 am

Yeah, if Kirky Chainz wins SuperBowl MVP, I promised to buy a new kirk jersey to replace the one I threw away during the Chicago game 2018.

Happy to do that.
But either way, I will buy some swag from this site.

No TAGS on the shirts/jerseys please.

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 6:39 am

He called the game after the goodell, er, Vikes TD. lol see you idol and fellow Trump hater mcconnell retained the speaker. Hopefully, his evil traitor wife can make some more money off china treason and grifting and give you some for your massive support of him.

Mick
Mick
Reply to  Fivefingers
17 November 2022 6:40 am

Lol I’ve been calling for McConnell to get the boot since ‘18.

swampy as they come

Fivefingers
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 6:47 am

false, you love him

Mick
Mick
17 November 2022 3:03 am

Skol!

HUNViking
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 6:42 am

SKOL!

Surly Viking
Admin
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 8:10 am

FloridaSKOL
Reply to  Mick
17 November 2022 8:13 am

SKOL!!

About The Author

Gone fishin'

Gone fishin'

I'm a dad, husband, Army vet, believer, and a die-hard, life-long Vikings fan from the great state of North Dakota. I've been a Viking fan dating back to 1980, I've been covering the Vikings for nearly a decade, and I founded Skoloholics in 2022. I work in real estate and property management, I love spending time with family, working in the yard, doing anything in the outdoors, and as you can tell from my username, I love fishing. SKOL!!!!!!!!!!

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